All language subtitles for SH Men in Black A Hardcore Parody XXX(Hombres de Negro) (2012) Vose

All right,

what do we got?

A Virginian class IV vessel is orbiting
the Earth as we speak.

Do we know what they're up to yet? Same
thing they're always up to, kid.

Pursing for checks. How many?

Dozens of reports so far, but only four
confirm missing.

Two human, two bungholians.

Shit. What?

What is it?

Virginians are a ravenous species,
trolling the galaxy for females.

Every ten lunar suns they need to
reproduce, the species is ten to one

That's just nasty.

A lot of people seem to have a problem
with this crossbreeding, but they don't.

They've been doing it for thousands of
years.

Three aircraft full of stewardesses back
in 02, an entire football field of

cheerleaders in 06, and the entire
Clatorian Council in 2001.

The Virginians?

Yeah.

We're on it.

Why aren't you two split up?

That way you'll be able to cover more
ground.

You sure that's a good idea?

Okay, I'm good. I got this.

Attaboy.

Whoa, what is that ugly thing? Has he
had a shot yet?

You got papers for that? Because without
papers, there's no way he's getting in.

Now report back to me as soon as you
hear us.

What

did

the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

So you're going to head downtown to
check out those missing bungholers?

Yep. How about you?

I'm going to check out the missing
slayings.

Then I figured I'd head down to the
morgue, see if any of these missing

ended up getting shot or hit by a bus or
something.

Are you still beating that old drum?

Nah, it ain't even like that.

Just make sure you flash this thing
around.

Get him with those mucker heads.

Don't you worry.

I'm going to flash my thingy at her all
right.

Well, well, well.

Long time no see.

No. What don't you get about this?
You're not supposed to recognize me.

How many times are we going to go over
this?

Um, we are the only ones here. I mean,
who's going to say anything?

Him? That's not the point.

Don't make me. Oh, you're going to pull
out the flashy thing.

I know, I know.

I'll do it.

Look, the only thing you're going to be
pulling out is your big dick.

So let's get to it.

Slow down.

I'm here on business.

Any of these come through here?

Any of these?

Maybe this one.

She's over here.

But not quite.

Oh.

What are you working on?

Now you know I can't tell you that.

Oh, come on. You know how I like all
that secret agent stuff.

You had your chance. But you wanted to
come back here and hang out with all

these dead folks instead.

Well, you know how I like my stiffs.

Looks like I found another one.

You got no shame, huh, girl?

Hmm.

what the

Go wash up. You done got pussy juice all
on my suit. I can't go back to

headquarters looking all gooey and shit.

That tired old thing?

I'm sure it's had plenty worse on it.

I'll have you know this is a... It was a
cheap knockoff from down on 4th Street.

MIB buys them in bulk.

Surprised they last longer than a month.

Nah, nah.

It ain't even like that.

Whatever.

Aw, girl.

She don't know what she's talking about.

This is a fine -ass suit.

Made from the best designers in Taiwan.

From the very best polyester
motherfucker.

Laura! Laura!

Damn. How you gonna explain this now?

Girl disappearing right out of your
nose.

Agent H, please declare on line two.

Agent H, line two.

So, how'd it go? What'd you find out?

It's not so much what I found, but...

But I lost.

What? You lose your watch up in her
again. I swear that woman's like a Venus

plot trap.

Hey, that only happened once.

And I got it back.

Eventually. Would somebody tell me what
the hell is going on here?

You lost the doctor, didn't you?

Is that true, Jay?

Well, that's just great.

Why don't you just go ahead and give him
your little black book of hoes and help

him out.

It wasn't my fault. I was in the
bathroom.

You're with me, kid.

We got people to see.

Fuck up, kid. It'll be okay.

Oh, and you got a little schmutz on your
suit there.

Damn.

Oh, God. Here we go again.

You want to be me?

Kid, you gotta stop the crotch -grabbing
thing, okay?

The girls down in the lab are this close
to filing a sexual harassment suit

against us. So just knock it off.

My bad.

Just knock it off.

Okay.

So what's my next assignment?

I've got nothing for you, kid.

But there's two more nights.

John, you promised me an assignment.

Really?

Why don't you just moonwalk your ass out
of here?

Oh, yeah, girls, that's nice.

Tell me how much I want to rub those
tentacles together.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

that is nice.

Oh, that's nice.

Let me get your stinger.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Stick your little tentacles in my mouth.

Peace.

Here, let me get your face down.

Stick that bridge.

Oh.

Clear violation of penal code 11 -1.

Videotaping alien sex without a permit.

Oh, come on, guys.

Just do a little content for my site.

Perfectly harmless.

I thought you blasted this other fucker
a couple episodes back.

Nothing but a flesh wound.

That's the thing about bugs, kid. They
can regenerate the body parts after

they've lost them.

But he had parts and shit scattered all
over the place?

I'll see what else grew back, kid. Whoa!

Don't you do it. Keep it in your pants,
Bug. Answer a couple of our questions.

We'll let you get back to whatever you
were doing.

Like I said, shooting for my new
website.

Wicked Bug Girls.

It's the latest thing. Got to strike
while the iron's hot, you know what I

That's just nasty.

Edgar, we are looking for missing
females, whether alien or human. What do

know about it?

Oh.

The females of your species are nothing
but problems.

Buy me theirs, take me here. Oh, I've
got a headache.

Not about a pain in my stinger.

Nowadays, I stick to my own kind.

Probably best for all of us. All right,
kid, we are out of here.

Good riddance.

Hey, Edgar, when you get this site up
and running, if you want to email me a

password, that would be cool.

Someone likes the ladybugs.

You got it, bro.

Okay. Bye, ladybugs.

Sucking assholes.

All right, ladies. Let's get back to
work.

What do you say to a little POV blowjob?

That's great.

All right.

Show why they call us cops.

Get that stimulation.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah, that's it. Two times.

Oh, yeah. Fuck that pretty face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Spit on that again.

So you want those balls out there?

I've got a little face for them, huh?

I'm going to fuck that face a little
bit.

You

want

that, huh?

Oh.

Just a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see it.

Oh, you're swallowing that dirty cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that dog.

You shoot a little bit with my fucker's
face.

Oh, yeah.

Are you all hungry?

Are you all hungry, little bug?

I'm going to feed you.

You want the ball?

You're getting there. You're getting a
little closer.

Oh, yeah,

that's it. Almost there, baby.

Almost there. Get nice and close.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that sugar water all off those
titties.

Oh, yeah.

Share that sugar water.

Whoa, what the? Put some damn pants on,
man.

What in God's green earth are you doing,
boy?

Agent J.

Agent K.

How's it hanging?

Apparently a little low.

And furry.

I've been meaning to take a razor to
those.

I can never find the time.

Selena.

Good to see you, you being a good girl.

Of course.

That was the deal.

But it hasn't been easy.

Plus, only you know just how naughty I
really am.

Still no fun, I see.

So I take it you didn't come by to check
out my new business endeavor.

Which is?

Serlina's den of devilish delights.
Home?

Of the best S &M and bondage the city
has to offer.

So I take it that whole lingerie model
thing didn't work out so well for you.

What can I say?

I love to eat.

Plus this whole dominatrix thing's more
my style anyway.

I get to wear the little slutty outfits,
but now I actually get paid to beat the

shit out of people.

It's perfect.

Whatever floats your boat, darling.

We're here to investigate missing
females and or aliens. Do you know

about that?

I love me some pussy, but I tend to play
with it and send it on its way.

Sorry. Well, if you hear anything, you
got my number.

Mm -hmm. And you've got mine.

Feel free to stop by any time you need a
good spanking.

Ten percent off all I might be employed.

I'll tell your friends.

I will.

Let's call it a night, kid.

Speaking of a good spanking, who's been
a naughty boy?

Not me.

Look,

Serena, I really don't like this much.

Just let me out.

Serena, look, I don't think this is such
a good idea. Just let me go.

That's not what I want.

It's mistress, Selina. It's you, you
little maggot.

I need to practice my technique.

And you have such a purposeful laugh.

Just since you're letting me go to
waste.

Okay, okay, yeah. I don't like it. I
know now. That's okay. I don't like it.

done. I'm all done.

Okay?

Oh, no.

I'm positive now. I don't like this a
bit. Not one bit. Quiet down, you little

worm. Bend over and take it like a...
Good little alien.

Oh, don't be such a baby.

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, okay.

That really stings.

Oh, but it feels so good.

Will you shut up?

All right, enough with the romantic
bullshit.

Let's get down to business.

Oh, may I suggest a pegging?

What? No, no, no, no, no, no. We don't
need a pegging.

Oh, come on.

All the kids are doing it.

Pegging, a pegging. We want a pegging.

Oh, now you're speaking my language.

No, no, no, no, no.

Fine, have it your way. But you don't
know what you're missing.

How about a little boot worshipping
then?

Show me how much you appreciate what
you're about to receive.

Look, Felina, I didn't sign up for all
this kinky shit. I just want the normal

stuff, you know, like little head,
little doggy.

Maybe a little backdoor action.

Well, then, get to work.

All right, this isn't going to be a
threesome. No, no, no. Come on, I'll be

good. I'm not going to pop your head up
where you don't belong.

Come on, please.

Just have a little fun, too. Come on.

Put it in the bag.

Come on, come on.

I'll be good, I promise. Let me watch.

I'll help you put a condom on. I'll put
the condom on you.

Well,

where were

we?

You were about to pay homage to your
queen.

And in return, I was going to fuck the
shit out of you.

Or vice versa.

Hold up, Stedmuffin.

Boots first, ass fucking later.

On your fucking knees, bitch.

Go ahead.

Start licking.

You can do better than that.

That's nice.

You want that pussy?

Yeah? Then beg for it.

Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste your
pussy?

Really? Not that excited, are we?

Be more excited about it.

Please, Mr. Serlina, may I taste the
most beautiful pussy in the galaxy?

Better. Now you're learning.

Okay.

Go ahead and taste that pretty little
pussy.

You sure you don't want to let your
friend out of the bag?

He could lick the front while you lick
the back. Just saying.

I think I got this.

Okay, whatever you say.

Whose pussy is that?

You're a good little boy.

Come on, fuck it.

You're a fucking good little fucking
boy. You're a fucking good

little

fucking

boy.

I can't hear you. Do you like that?

You love it.

I admit to it. um um

Bye.

Bye.

Yeah.

Thanks for working late tonight, kid.

My pleasure, sir.

The pleasure's all mine.

Oops, I dropped my pen.

Could you be a dear and pick that up for
me?

Of course, sir.

You know, my back's not what it used to
be anymore.

A little more to the left.

I can't see it.

Oh, I can.

Best seat in the house.

Still up to your old tricks, baby.

Estrella, I heard you were back in town,
preying on the young and the innocent.

Look who's talking.

Pot, meat kettle.

I always wondered why you had such
young, virile interns.

Now I know.

What do you want, my dear?

Well... I was thinking, rather than me
just choosing reader hosts at random,

it would be easier if you just rounded
up a selection of your unwanted.

You know, the really slutty ones.

Hookers. Porn stars.

Rock band groupies.

And just get it over with.

One.

And done.

Now you know we can't do that.

It's your call.

I would hate to snatch up that doctor
who's about to discover the cure for

cancer. Or that cute young file clerk
who will grow up to be your first female

president. You have to understand,
that's not how we do things here on

All men and women are created equal.

That's just how we do shit here.

Fine.

Have it your way.

I was going to say I would take your
girlfriend next.

But something tells me you don't have
one.

Found it.

Way to go, kid.

Enjoy your boy toy, Zed.

Up yours, too.

Bitch.

Well, who else is it going to be?

Who else's phone have you been blowing
up?

Have you been messing with those other
skanky -ass alien hoes?

No. No, I haven't. I just really miss
you.

I miss you, too.

But no need to get all clingy and shit.

And I better not hear that you've been
sticking that little tongue of yours in

some Martian mack crack.

Oh, I haven't.

I haven't, I swear. I have not done
that.

All right.

So, uh, do you want a little sucky
-sucky?

Yes, please.

Are you sure?

Thank God I'm not lactose intolerant.

That's good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Good night.

What's up with you two?

Y 'all look like you got some pussy last
night, grinning and shit. I know that

didn't happen.

So, what's up?

I had a dream last night, kid.

You mean the same old one?

Where LaRonna comes down for a visit and
then you're suckling on all them

titties? You say the same lame -ass joke
about the Milky Way?

You mean that one?

That's the one.

Except this time it was different.

You mean you actually got it up this
time? Would you cut it out?

Now Kay's got a plan.

And it's a pretty damn good one.

We'll fill you in on the way down.

Down where?

You'll see, kid.

You'll see.

All right, sonny. Here's the deal.

Somebody keeps snatching up girls, but
we're never there to catch them in the

act. Tell me something I don't know.

Well, what you don't know is we're going
to use you as bait so that when they

snatch you up, we'll be able to use your
MIB tracking chip to find out where

they take you to and find the other
victims, finally putting an end to the

Virginians' evil plot.

What are you talking about? I'm a dude.

They ain't going to want me.

Not for long, slick.

Not the red button?

You said never press the red button?

This isn't a game to look like you said
it was.

No, it's not, sport.

Put to fire.

Genius little device we borrowed from
the Zarchromium.

Changes the human chromosome.

It's going to change your male Y into an
X, therefore turning you into a woman.

No! I don't want to be a woman.

Get me the fuck out of here.

It's too late, kid.

It's already started.

Get me out of here!

This ought to be good.

Yep.

Hey!

Give me the fuck out of here!

Seth!

I don't want to be a girl!

I like my penis!

No!

I make this shit look good.

Oh, boy.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Y 'all gonna
have to change up your acronym.

MIB is gonna have to stand for Most
Incredible Bouquet.

Are you looking at this?

Bam!

We've created a monster.

Get him or her a new suit.

Get him a weapon and get it moving.

Let's go, kid.

OMG! Look at all the pretty guns!

Alright, pick something out. Let's get
going.

Look at this one.

And how cute is this one?

It'll fit so perfectly in my cute little
purse.

Let's not make a career out of this.

Look how nice and shiny this one is.

Oh, and this? This shit right here? This
shit right here?

I'm feeling this, baby.

This is the Mighty Squirt, choice of
female MIB agents. This little baby

wallop, shoots ten round... Hold up.

It looks like a penis.

A tiny one at that.

Many people have made mention of its
phallic appearance, but I assure you,

little device is deadly, young man.

Well, I got news for you.

Size matters.

And all y 'all men keep saying that
shit, but now that I'm on the other side

the fence, I can guarantee you, size
definitely matters, baby.

Oh, don't look so dumbfounded.

It's true.

So now that we got that settled, how
about you walk your little narrow ass on

out of here so that I can pick out my
weapon in peace.

Go.

Fine, have it your way. I'll be at the
car.

Size queen.

I heard that.

Oh.

Oh, my goodness.

Fucking unbelievable.

Oh shit.

Whoa, what the fuck's going on here?

Out! Get out!

H .J., I'd heard you turn chick, but I
had no idea.

Get out!

You know that's a neuralyzer, not an
analyzer, right?

Frank, go.

Make sure you don't press the button
when it's up there. That would not be

pretty. Frank, I'm not gonna tell you
again.

What? Come on, at least let me watch.

Go!

Damn, that's some good pussy.

Hmm.

there.

May he never do it.

Oh, AJJ, you are looking fine.

Oh.

Cowabunga, I need some help.

Oh, come on, guys. Are you serious?

Really? Tag team, I go first.

Why don't y 'all get your ass up out of
here?

We could take turns.

That's messed up.

DP for you and me.

Ain't nothing funny.

Boo cocky.

Don't be such a dickhead.

Party in Jay's mouth.

Everybody's coming.

Damn.

Brother can't even bust a nut. Now y
'all bugging.

Oh, colors have changed your mind.

Hey, Jeff.

What up? You looking real good. Why
don't you buy some new kicks or

Because you looking happy. You looking
hella happy, baby.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Girl,
look at you.

Looking fine and little motherfucker.

The things I can do for you, girl. Don't
be eyeballing me.

I said what?

Girl, you should let me turn you up. We
can make crazy paper. What you say,

girl? What you say? I say I ain't no
hoe.

I said what?

And you better get up out of my face
before I bust that freaky looking head

yours.

I'm driving.

We've been over this.

If I didn't let you drive the car
before, why do you think I would now? No

drive my car.

Oh, no, no, no, no, baby.

Not that old gas guzzler over there.

Check me out.

We going green, my man.

Absolutely not.

Oh, yeah. You didn't know?

We're going to start saving the planet.

One gallon at a time.

That's a chick car.

Oh, so you must want me to call Zed to
put you in the pussifier then, huh?

Huh? What do you got to complain about?

Look at me.

Get your ass in the car.

Put your seatbelt on.

And don't be hatin'. This is MPG, not
MPH.

And where we going anyways?

Going to visit our old friend Jeebs.

Feel like blasting somebody in the face.
Oh, it sounds so dirty when you say it

like that.

Just drive kid just drive

Well, ding -dong, the pizza girl's here.

Long time no see.

Yeah, traveling the galaxy.

I feel like I'm young, so I can do that.

Well, if I do say you look simply
edible.

All right, like I've never heard that
one before.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

What can I do for you?

Uh, you know that bracelet?

The one that, like, lights up, saves the
world.

I kind of need that.

Oh, yeah, that one.

It's over here.

Do you have the pod ticket?

No, left that in my other spaceship.

Wow, father, I'm really sorry, but I'm
not authorized to release an item

without.

You're yanking my chain, right? You do
know who my mother is.

It's our problem.

But speaking of yanking and chains, I

think we can work something out.

All right. This is the way it's going to
go down?

Hey, you know, it's a beautiful
bracelet.

But if you want, I can wait here while
you go get the ticket.

Right. That's like 17 light years away.
You do realize that, right?

So they're back, we'll say, three to six
months.

Oh, my God. You're such a douche. No
wonder people keep blowing off your

Yeah. Speaking of blowing in head, shall
we get this started?

Right. How about this? Bracelet first.

You don't trust me. Right. Doesn't the
bong bong trust the clock?

You're right.

Here it is.

Good as new.

Oh, yay.

So, how will you be paying?

Right. I think we'll just call this one
even.

Fine, fine. But I was thinking. Fine, if
we're going to do this, let's just do

this.

All right.

Get this over with.

You, stand here.

What the heck?

um

Thank you.

Thank you.

um um

Oh my Christmas pussy is so good.

Yeah.

What the hell's going on here? Jeeb, you
no good, slimy piece of shit, get your

hands off my daughter. What?

Oh, Jay's going all postal in this
motherfucker.

Get him, Kay.

That ain't going to grow back so quick
now, is it?

And you, young lady, what the hell are
you thinking?

Fornicating with something like that?

Do you have any idea how many
communicable diseases an alien like that

carry? Laura?

Who's that?

An old friend.

Wait, is she an agent?

Are you guys partners?

Something happened to Jay?

Kind of.

It's a long story.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Tell her. Tell her
exactly what did happen to Agent Jay.

Go on.

Okay. We turned Agent Jay into a female.

to infiltrate the alien race that's
snatching up the females and the aliens.

No way!

Jay, are you in there?

You make a pretty hot chick.

You should totally bang.

Hold up. I can still smell the lacrobium
funk swirling around in your mouth.

How about you go wash that out with the
mouthwash or something? Yeah, because

this is just getting a little too weird
anyway for me.

Let's stick to the task at hand.

Jeeves, do you know anything about the
missing females?

Jeeves, can you even hear what I'm
saying to you?

God, I hate when you do that.

Fill it, Jeebs.

It's breeding season for the Virginia's
again.

They're on a rampage.

Tell me something I don't know. Where
are they hiding?

I don't know.

Jeebs.

I swear, Kay, I don't know.

Okay, but you stay away from here.

Whatever you say, Kay.

Otherwise, I'll be back with a bigger
gun.

a bit of class and stay away from bottom
feeders. But I just wanted to get my

bracelet. Save it.

I've heard it all before.

Agent J?

What?

Agent J?

I'll be damned.

It actually worked. Sneaky little
fuckers, aren't they?

I'm heading back to MIB headquarters.

And if I were you, young lady, I'd go
right home and stay out of sight.

Crazy fucking family

Looks

like they've taken him

into the darlothian quadrant get some
men suited up and go teach that bitch a

lesson

All right, men, ready yourselves.

You coming?

You know, I'm not as young as I used to
be, and I think I'll just stay here and

hold down the fort.

Not so fast, Sonny.

I got something for you to hold on to.

All right, but you're going to miss all
the fun.

Well, I'm sure you could take care of
everything. We'll find something to do.

Besides, I know you could do a great
job, so...

Get in there and teach that bitch a
lesson, K.

Men in black, let's go show this bitch
who she's fucking with.

Wow, how exciting.

I can't wait till I'm a full -fledged
agent.

What more do I have to do for that to
happen, Chief?

You're almost there, son.

You're almost there.

You like show tunes?

Super subtle.

Show tune?

What a gearbox.

What do you think, top or bottom?

Piss off.

You two to the right. You two straight
ahead. Rest here with me.

Gather up anything, even remotely
female.

Get them to safety.

Let's start the rest of them out on the
planet Earth.

Let's go.

All right, we're going in. Phase is
unstunned.

Shit. Sorry. Wrong parody.

Nice.

No matter how grotesque it gets in
there, we're going in.

We're going to put down our thing.

Three, two, one.

Sounds like we have a little company.

Damn it.

Wrong button.

Three, two, one.

Everybody freeze.

Well, well. If it isn't the one and only
Agent K.

How are you?

Estrella. Still up to no good, I see.

You know me.

I'm always D .P .F.

Down the block.

You young kids and your silly acronyms.

That's all fine and dandy, but what are
we going to do about this little

predicament we're in?

I don't know.

We could... Fuck.

Why is it always about breeding with
you?

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's all
you ever want to do.

You know there are more important
things.

I said...

Alrighty then.

Agents S, T, U, and V, take these girls
back down to planet Earth. The rest of

you, you're with me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I like a gangbang just as much as any
alien around here. But tonight, I feel

like a little pussy.

Leave me some.

All righty.

In the interest of intergalactic peace,
I'd say we show these ladies good time.

So let's get in here and put our thing
down.

That's more like it.

You really know how to treat a lady,
Kay.

Uh, do you think you could, you know...

um

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Holy shit. Oh my god.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

um um

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. Call me. Oh, shit.

Thank you.

Two of you want to reconvene to my
private chambers for round two?

Oh, now that's what I'm talking about,
baby.

We're going to have to take a rain check
on that. We've got to get these girls

back to Earth as soon as possible,
especially you.

What's the rush?

We've got to get you changed back.

Changed back to what?

That's a long story, one you don't need
to know.

I don't see what the big deal is. You
know, I'm really starting to get used to

this. Trust me, Slick, you do not want
to be in that body 28 days from now.

What happened 28 days from... Oh.

That's right, Slick. The gates of hell
are about to open and teach you a whole

new word for pain.

It ain't gonna be pretty.

You think getting flushed was bad? It's
nothing compared to that.

All righty then. On that note, thank you
for your hospitality.

You have a wonderful tongue and your
pussy tastes like honey. I really wish

could have met under different
circumstances, but I gotta go. See ya.

Miss Drea, until next time, please do
try and stay out

of trouble.

Zed? Zed?

Zed, is that you?

What do you want, Kay?

Zed, I got the kid down at the pod ready
to change him back if you want to...

Zed?

Yes.

Well, Zed, you got a... You got a tail
thing there.

Is that a Tupelian?

Oh, shit.

The cat's out of the bag.

Not you, dummy. Oh, boy.

Here.

Go on.

Be free.

I'm gonna go ahead and go.

Good idea.

Can we cuddle now? You promised.

Sure thing, kid.

First, you gotta do me a little favor.

You're gonna neuralize me, aren't you?

That's right, sweet cheeks.

We can't have a thing like this getting
around now, can we?

Now, while you want to keep this memory
for the rest of your life, you won't.

It's gonna be nothing more than a tingle
in your loins and a stain in your

shorts. You're still gonna think of me
as... A devilishly handsome man.

But you'll never act on it.

Unless asked.

Are you sure this is going to work, Kay?
It's going to be fine.

You'll be back to your old self -lickety
-split.

There's only one thing that ever really
goes wrong, and, well, that hardly ever

happens.

What's that?

You don't want to know, kid.

You don't want to know.

How you feeling there, Slick?

I'm all right. Good, good.

Check both your knots. Make sure they
came back. Sometimes that doesn't

I'll see you upstairs.

Nuts.

Do the shake.

Make sure this shit still works.

All hail Jay, master of the zipper.

Please, oh great one, undo your magic
fly and share with us your phallus

It would be my pleasure.

Yay, Jay!

Please let your fanciful penis rain its
salty nectar so we may feed upon it.

Why don't you guys give me a hand with
that?

It would be our honor.

Ah, there you go.

You want us to finger fuck ourselves,
Jay?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh. You okay there, kid?

Oh, yeah.

I'm all right. I just jammed my finger a
bit. That's all.

Shake it off. We got a galaxy to
protect.

There's a bunch of bungholians down in
Sector 4 at Uranus Bar and Grill.

Owner says they're shit -faced, drunk,
and acting like real assholes.

It's about to hit the fan.

How about you head to the car, and then
I'll come.

I'll come.

After.

Oh, man.

Sorry, ladies.

That was great and all, but I gotta go.

Jay, please don't leave us. We need your
sacred seed so that we may use its skin

-enhancing powers.

Look, I promise I'll be back as soon as
I can. And when I do, you'll have all

the sacred seeds you need, okay?

Peace out.

Brother, I ain't even worth nothing.