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Next stop, Mejiro. Next stop, Mejiro.

Exit will be on the right side.

I-I'm sorry.

I-I'm s orry!

"Mejiro Police Station" "South Mejiro Police Stand"

Let's see... Ah! Here it is.

You have to go up the stairs from here.

Thank you very much.

Oh, you forgot this!

"St. Liliana Academy Student Dormitory"

All right!

U-Um... It has... It has been too long--

Huh? You're here ahead of schedule, aren't you?

I was just about to go to the station to pick you up.

Oh, right, well, you see, I usually get things ready

two hours ahead of time, and as a result, I, um...

That's a fine attitude, but perhaps you're a bit early.

Right, I'm sorry. Next time, I will plan ten minutes ahead of time.

Mm-hmm, that will be better.

Your things have already arrived.

I'm still in the middle of cleaning, but come on in.

R-Right. Pardon the intrusion.

It's not "Pardon the intrusion," right?

Welcome home, Akiko.

Right! I'm home, Brother!

"OniAi"

Wow, Brother! This really suits you.

Y-You think so?

Ah, this is the first time we'll be living together in six years,

not to mention you'll be transferring into the same school as me.

Brother, would you mind pinching my cheek?

It's okay. This isn't a dream, it's for real.

It wasn't easy, but from now on,

the two of us will be able to live together.

"Do-re-mi Shipping Center"

Well, we're worn out from cleaning and moving in your things,

so why don't we hit the bath and go to bed early today?

Th-The bath?

Yeah, you can go first, Akiko.

R-Right.

All right! Okay, I will go first, then!

Okay, see you later.

That's too long!

Brother! Just what is the meaning of this?!

Hmm? What do you--

Uh... well... Could you get dressed, first?

Please don't try changing the subject! I asked you what's going on!

Yeah, but I mean... Sorry, what?

Why didn't you come to peek at me while I was in the bath?!

U-Uh, would you mind repeating that?

I think I might have misheard you.

Why didn't you come to peek at me while I was in the bath?

The reason why you didn't go in with me

was because you were going to sneak a peek at me later, right?

No... I wasn't planning to do that at all.

Please take a look at this flawless, glistening skin!

Pretty, isn't it?

Hmm, well, indeed it is pretty.

I know, right?! I take great pride in my skin!

Which means, you should peek!

In fact, it's only right that you'd attack me, isn't it?!

No, no, no, it's not, it's not.

Why not?!

Why not? Well, because we're brother and sister--

We're boy and girl before we're siblings!

No, you've got it backward. We're siblings before we're boy and girl.

Very well. In that case, I will give you one more chance.

Chance?

I'm going to go get back in the tub.

I don't have to tell you what to do, right?

Don't be ridiculous. I couldn't do anything as sick

as peeking at my own sister in the tub.

Whatever! I am not getting out of the tub

until you come and peek at me! Are we clear?!

7137... 7138... 7139...

How cruel. How beyond cruel.

To think that he actually wouldn't come to peek at me...

Now I've become angry.

This is all of it.

Would you stop being so mad, already?

Then please show me a little good faith!

Good faith?

Please sleep together with me tonight!

Eh?! Listen, Akiko, I know we used to sleep in the same futon,

every day, a long time ago.

But right now, you and I are both 16.

That's no age where we should be sharing a futon. Understand?

Yes, I understand, Brother!

Mm-hmm, you understand?

Yes! We just started living together today,

and I want to be a good sister,

who listens to what her brother says as best she can.

As such, I will give up on sleeping in the same futon.

I want to do what you say as much as I can, too,

but that's going too far, okay?

That's all you need to say.

Brother, after six years, you're still as nice as ever, huh?

I'm so happy.

Though I have to say, Brother, you've become more bold, huh?

Huh? How so?

Compared to you, Brother, I'm still such a child.

That's my brother for you.

Starting out doing it the first time outside the covers, and not under them...

I may be a bit shy, but I'll do my best!

It may be a little chilly, but that's okay.

Things should get warmer right away!

No, no, just a minute. What are you saying?

What do you mean, "first time"?

The first night a man and woman who are in love receive each other!

Uh, I'm not sure what you've got the wrong idea about,

but I'm just going to sleep alone, okay?

You're kidding, right? You're joking, right? We haven't seen each other in six years!

If it had been 60 years, my answer would be the same.

We are brother and sister, after all.

How cruel. After you let me get my hopes up so high...!

As excited as I am right now...!

I'm so ready for this, both in mind and body!

Ready...? Anyway, I'm going to bed.

In my room, by myself.

Very well. Something must have come over me.

I'm sure that seeing you after all this time

has gotten me emotionally overworked.

Mm-hmm, okay, okay.

I won't ever mention this again.

I want to live with respect for myself, and embrace modesty,

like a Himenokoji girl should!

Mm-hmm. That's a good attitude.

Oh, no, I wouldn't go that far.

So, what do you want?

Right, Brother, if you insist on not giving in,

then I will wait until even the flora goes to sleep, and sneak into your room--

I think my brocon is by nature.

"Brother complex"--a priceless form of love only allowed

to those of close blood ties.

Brother, you first need to properly recognize how rare it is.

Mm, this miso soup is delicious.

Sure! It's my prize recipe that I made for you, Brother!

There's more where it came from!

Oh, terrific. I'll take some.

- -There. - -Thank you.

Please have plenty. Now then, about brocons...

Oh, and these pickled veggies are good, too.

Sure! I prepared the salt bed for them long ago, all for you, Brother.

Do you like the taste?

Mm-hmm. You've become a good cook, Akiko.

Yes, II've been studying hard. By the way, brocons are...

Oh, that light sure is bright. Brand-new goods sure are nice, huh?

You don't want to hear what I have to say, do you?

It's an important matter!

Well, you are right about that.

It's not something I can just ignore, is it?

The proclivities of the sister I'll be living with now?

Please don't call it a "proclivity." It's my nature! My nature!

My "Akiko identity."

So, what is it you're trying to say?

Mm-hmm, since this morning's breakfast was so good,

please hold me as my reward.

Your brother is really starting to get worried

about what's going on inside that head of yours.

I'm sorry. I got a little carried away there.

As long as you know.

I'll give up on being held. A kiss will suffice.

Now you're just raising the hurdle.

You could always just hold me.

You're not talking about a hug;

you mean it in the male-female relations way, right?

Whatever!

I just want to receive a reward from you, Brother!

Why can't you understand that?!

Don't lose your temper.

If I can just be cozy with you, Brother, I'll be content.

Hm-hm, you still haven't realized it, have you, Brother?

By carrying on this silliness like this,

it already falls under the category of coziness.

If anyone were to see our current situation,

that person would certainly think the following:

"They sure are lovey-dovey."

Hm-hm, you didn't even know you were already caught in my trap.

What a peaceful look on your face.

Brother, you're so adorable.

More miso soup, please. It's wicked delicious.

Right. Please eat as much as you like.

"Little Sister"

Now, if you would be kind enough to let me rest my head in your lap,

I wouldn't have anything else to say.

I should tell you now, I'm not doing that.

If you would be kind enough to let me rest my head in your lap,

I could die a happy girl.

Well, you suddenly turned maudlin, huh?

This dorm was built 70 years ago.

Between fixing the roof, and patching the walls,

there is a lot that has to be done.

Sorry it's so run-down.

I would go anywhere to live with you, Brother!

Be it in a cave, or under a bridge!

Thanks, Akiko.

I'm the one who should be thanking you.

You rescued me from the Arisugawa family.

No more mushy stories. Now, let's get back to straightening up.

Akiko, will you do the laundry?

Yes!

Brother...

I love you!

I love you, too, Akiko.

H-Hey, Akiko! What happened? Snap out of it!

- -You're beet-red! Do you have a fever? - -An ordinary life with Brother...

- -Are you all right, Akiko?! - -I'm so happy.

Ah, it really is like a dream...

Like a dream...

This was supposed to be a normal, happy life, with just Brother and me.

Why...

How did it end up like this?!

"OniAi"

"St. Liliana Academy"

"Student Government Room"

Nothing beats meat. How about sukiyaki?

I'd like to have lobster terrine.

We can't afford that. I wish you'd suggest something more realistic.

As long as we have salt and rice, we can manage something.

In that case, I suppose I can make do with crayfish.

Akito, what would you like?

We'd all be served by a slightly more normal proposal.

Well, let's see. How about a fish dish?

Indeed. Fish is on special down in the shopping district today.

Way to go, Akito. I like your taste.

All right, that settles it.

Well then, that will conclude today's meeting.

Yeah. Okay then, let's head home! Huh?

What's wrong, Himenokoji Akiko? You're spoiling your cute looks.

It's nothing at all!

Wow, today's student government meeting was exhausting.

That's unusual. It didn't appear to me

that the president had done any sort of work.

Mm-hmm, we're the only ones who did anything.

Ha-ha-ha! You guys worry about the little things,

and you won't turn out to be a fine lady like me.

Right, Himenokoji Akito?!

Gnng...

"Kanae Street Shopping District"

Um, could you carry some of this?

What, you want a delicate girl to carry those heavy things?

Delicate?

Steady on, Akito! This is just the time for a man to step up, right?

Yeah, maybe so, but...

I've never held anything heavier than chopsticks.

You're carrying your bag, aren't you?

Um, Akiko...?

Hmph!

We're home!

'M home...

"Gin"

"Arashi"

Mm-hmm, Akito will be delighted with this.

Um...

Is there anything I can help out with?

The cooking is all but done.

About all that's left is setting the table.

Okay.

There.

- -Brother! - -Akito! Supper!

Gnng...

It looks delicious.

I did my best to make it good for you. I'll be pleased if you like it.

- -Well, let's dig in. - -Just a moment.

Before we partake, there is one thing we must settle.

Something we must settle? What's that?

Who is going to...

...sit next to you this evening?

Who is going to give his ravenous, voracious mouth "om-noms"?

I see.

Indeed, that is an important matter.

Uh, sorry, but I'd like to feed myself.

Are you saying you have a problem with that,

with your ravenous, voracious mouth?

Now, Nasuhara, you see...

And another thing, how often do I have to ask you to call me "Ana"

before it gets through to that poor head of yours?

Well, Ana, you see...

Hmph, to think that you'd address a woman as a "hole" like that. [ana: "hole"]

You really are quite a man.

Would you mind knocking off setting verbal traps like that?

Silence, virgin-boy.

Vir--2!

Oh, am I wrong? As I recall, you're definitely a virgin, right?

Please don't be so rude!

Akiko...

Brother is an honest-to-goodness virgin.

- -Hey... - -And I'm going to make him mine,

while he's still clean and pure.

No, that's not going to happen.

If you'd like, we can get you to pass out of virginity right now,

Himenokoji Akito!

If you'll be my lover, I'll have you matriculated tonight.

Brother is not going to be your lover, President! Brother is my--

Silence, virgin-girl.

Vir--2!

Incidentally, I'm a virgin, too, so I kept silent.

That's too much information!

How adorable. All right, I'll take all four of you on!

We're talking about who sits next to him, right?

For that matter, it's strange that you would bring the argument up in the first place!

Brother is obviously mine, after all!

- -Say, Akiko-- - -Brother--no,

Acting Assistant Vice-Secretary, please be quiet!

I am the one who would be most appropriate, right?

I'm the only one who can expound on this dish.

One can enjoy eating the dish even more with some exposition.

It's inevitable that I sit next to Akito, huh?

Oh, in that case, I'm the one who's most appropriate.

I have long been praying that today's cooking will be delicious.

Hey, now, hold on. In that case, count me in--

Enough of this nonsense!

I will not allow anyone to interfere with the modest,

yet happy life that Brother and I have!

Brother has been my brother ever since I was born!

He's long since been reserved-- no, bought and paid for!

It won't do any good to discuss this now--

- -What're you talking about? - -What are you talking about?

Really, what are you talking about?

You are Himenokoji Akito's little sister, aren't you?

Stay out of this; you're just muddying the waters.

You really should know where your place is. You understand, right?

I am going to be the one who sits next to him and feeds him!

The love between me and Brother is genuine!

Taboos mean nothing in the face of true love!

Then let's take it up with your brother.

That's the quickest way.

B-Brother...

Akiko, you're a good girl.

R-Really?

I care about you, all the time.

B-Brother...

I love you, Akiko.

- -What bliss. It's so nice. - -Wow! They're such a perfect couple!

I mean as my sister, of course.

Well, that goes without saying.

Gnng-nng-nng-nng...

He may be my brother...

He's my brother,

but as long as there's love, it doesn't matter!

Let's love the way we want

Everyone cuten up

Any girl, no matter who,

is a self-producer

The norm is turned upside-down,

and values are becoming uncertain

There's no elbow room, but I'm not afraid either

My heart is throbbing in halation

Is that person in the mirror really me?

I feel so awkward

Amidst a world being reborn

I embrace you (saying) I love you

Let's love the way we want with honest attraction

getting passionate and romping around

Every day (my heart has) a breakthrough

Everyone cuten up with unstoppable excitement

and self-produce your way to a future beyond all expectations

"Next episode preview"

At last... the long awaited... life together... snuggling up...

Why are there... people in our way...? Always... chances for...

quiet kissing... hugging... bed-hopping... peeking...

Eat up... dinner for one... is waiting... hee-hee-hee...

On the next... OniA.... Episode 2... "Indecency"

See you then...!