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No. Why would you end the show like that?

My God.

Now I've got to wait an entire week.

What am I going to do with the rest of my day?

Clean that dirty frickin' oven.

Okay. Stop.

I'm trying to get across the room.

I need a couch.

What's going on?

Nothing much.

I just got my hand stuck underneath the couch. I was digging for my ring.

Do you need help?

Yeah, I'm a little stuck.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Your hand's stuck in the couch?

My hand's stuck in the couch.

This couch had no moving parts. I thought I was going to be safe.

Shit.

What the hell?

I don't think you're pulling very hard.

Can you try again?

Yes, please. And put a little more effort into it.

One, two, three.

Nothing.

Well, what are we going to do?

Okay, let me try again.

Okay. One, two, three.

Ow!

Ow! Did you just rip my shorts?

I think I ripped your shorts.

Let me go fix them.

Fix your shorts?

How about I fix your shorts now?

I think you're pushing me farther into... I can't.

Sweetie? Sweetie?

I needed to do laundry today. That's why Mommy's not...

Where are

you?

I'm over here.

It's okay. I'm just trying to figure out how to get you free.

Now it is?

Uh -huh.

I can't get it free.

Did you really ruin my shorts, baby?

I think so. I think I'm going to have to get them fixed.

Fixed? Yeah.

Do you know how to sew?

I'll just take them and get them loose.

I'm going to try to pull you free again. Okay, one, two.

That didn't really help much. What is that?

Sweetie. Sweetie. What is that?

It's a pry bar.

It's a pry bar, but you're shoving it in somewhere.

Somewhere else.

I'm trying to pry you free.

Oh, my God. Well, you're prying to something.

Do I feel like I'm helping?

I'm just hoping you get unstuck. I'm stuck by taking my shirt off.

Sweetie, you're fucking me. You're not helping me.

You're not helping me at all.

I don't know, but I'm helping myself.

I can see that.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Um, you're not going to tell your father about this, are you? No.

I mean, I'm not really your mom, but come on. I mean, he's not going to like

this. No.

What happens if I tell him that you're taking advantage of me? Will you stop?

I'm already in. Might as well keep going.

Oh, what?

I think you're more worried about what's going to happen when he finds out.

Oh my god.

I can't believe this is happening.

Why can't you just try to get me unstuck?

Okay.

That's just shoving my pussy.

I hope you come over this way a little bit.

Is this helping? No, it is not helping. Not helping at all.

get your stepmom out of this couch?

Exactly.

I'll just stick my cock in that bottle here.

What?

If I get you free, will you let me stick it

in there?

Um, no.

Okay, I guess you're going to be stuck and my dad's going to find you like

Not like this. Not with torn pants.

Yeah.

You can't. You can't stick it in my butt.

Why not?

Because.

It's my butt. And I'm your son.

You can just do it.

No. No. We can't just do it. That's not something you can just do. It's not like

it's a freaking porno.

Okay?

It's not like a porno?

Yes. You know, girls in pornos, they do, like, a lot of extra stuff when they

stick things in their butt. It just doesn't, I mean, obviously it can just

happen, but... But this isn't a porno. I know, but I'm just saying, you can't

just stick things in the butt and not expecting to pull things out of it.

How about I just do it at my own risk?

What do you mean, at your own risk?

Just let me pull you up and put you in your butt. Are you serious? No.

No, you can't do that to me.

That's completely embarrassing. I mean, I'm stuck in a fucking couch and my

stepson is fucking me. That's embarrassing enough. I can just leave

this. No, you can't just leave me like that. I can just leave you like this.

I'm going to call your sister.

No, you can't. You can't do that.

You're not allowed to do that. I'm not?

No. No.

Looks like you're still stuck.

I'm very stuck. Just put me in your butt and you can go. I'll help you get out.

What do you mean?

Why didn't you just help me get out in the first place? And, like, ask me.

Since I got you out from the couch, like, can you service me?

My answer probably would have been no, but okay.

So if I help you out, can I fuck you in the butt?

No.

I'll just leave you like that. Bye, Mom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sweetie,

sweetie.

Looks like you're stuck.

if you just get me out of here before your father comes home.

Please?

Anything? Anything.

Anything.

How's that?

How are you able to do that and I couldn't do it?

I don't know. You're just stuck. I am stuck here.

and do whatever you want now.

On my back?

Yeah.

I did say anything, didn't I?

Okay.

Oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this.

You're not going to tell your father? No.

Oh, God.

See how easy that was?

Easy for you.

There.

I sucked on it.

A little more.

More? A little more.

Oh my god.

You are getting so demanding now that you're older.

Moved out of the house.

We're rolling back now.

What are you going to do?

Really good?

It's going to feel really good.

Stick it in your ass.

No,

you don't have to stick it in my ass.

What's the deal? It's actually free.

Grab your knees and pull your legs back.

You're not going to tell your father about any of this, right?

I can't believe I read it.

Please. Please.

Shut up.

on your pussy if you want.

No, no, no. That's going to cause all kinds of problems.

It tastes good?

Get it good and wet.

Yes, Mom.

I made my stepmom really messy.

It's a lot of protein.

Uh, no, that's a myth, sweetie.

It looks like you sneezed and it came out of your mouth. Oh, great.

Can you get your mom a tissue or a napkin?

I think I'm going to leave it like this for my dad to find.

What? No.

Cool. Bye, Mom.

Wait, those are mine!