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Hey. Hi there, sweetheart.

I've got an issue.

What's your problem?

I've got something that won't go away.

Oh, I see what it is.

And you've got the kit there?

Well, this kit is for collecting semen.

And I don't think you're really wanting me to collect your semen, right?

I just need to get it out.

Okay. Well, I guess I kind of do have my kit with me.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yeah, and this really hurts. I need your help.

Um, it really hurts? Did you take something you weren't supposed to?

I took these blue vitamins that were in the kitchen. Oh, your father's blue

pill? Yeah, those are vitamins, right?

Your father calls them vitamins, but they don't quite work for him.

I think I know what you need.

Yeah, whatever.

I just need help. It hurts.

Okay, well, Mr.

Needy, how long has this been going on? 30 minutes and freaking dying.

Oh, 30 minutes.

Poor baby. Did you try anything?

Did you try maybe like stroking it?

Nothing. It won't go away.

Oh.

Did you try taking a cold shower?

Uh, no.

Well, do you want to do that or do you want to see what I have to offer? No,

just, I need your help. You're a professional.

Okay. Well, I was going to use this.

Do you like it? Yeah.

Is it helping?

It still hurts.

Oh, because it's probably getting fuller, isn't it? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Well then, um, maybe this could help too.

Hmm?

Yeah. You sure?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Would you like to just sniff my panties?

I don't know what that's going to help.

Oh, so what you're saying is this visual is not going to

help you?

That we're going to have to do some physical contact?

I don't know what you're going to do with that, but I have to do something.

Oh, it's not what I'm going to do. It's what you're going to do.

You're going to stick that hard, aching cock inside of me.

Oh, that's going to fix it?

Yes. You have a thing for me.

I promise I won't tell your father if you don't

tell him.

I mean, I married him, but that doesn't mean that I could

try out the goods with the son.

What do you say?

Do you think you would want my complete and utter help in

anything to get your boner down?

Yeah. Yeah?

How about we give a blowjob a try?

What? A blowjob.

My God.

Please tell me you've watched a little bit of porn.

Is that what it's called?

Yeah.

We'll keep this as clinical as possible.

Is that helping?

It's still there.

Obviously.

You haven't ejaculated yet.

Mm -hmm.

Is it helping?

It's still there.

I'm going to try something different.

You want to try another hole? Sure.

Well,

which hole do you want?

I don't know what you mean.

A couple of holes to choose from.

This one or

this one?

This one might be a little easier to get into on your first try.

Like that?

Does that feel good?

It's supposed to be warm.

It's supposed to sound like that.

Just put it in?

Yep.

Slide it right on in.

How does that feel?

That feels really good. Yeah.

You feel really good.

Spread those legs for you.

I'll pull that ass cheek for you so you can see that wonderful cock inside that

pussy.

We're going to be pulling your sample out

bit mother in the naughty dirty hole.

I hope we get that erection out.

A different girl, okay?

Especially if you want to stick it in there for the first time.

Don't put it in there.

We told you like that.

Yeah. I'm finding out that

I probably should have warmed up a little bit beforehand.

That's okay, sweetie.

Anything for you.

And to help you out.

Oh, where would you like to finish, sweetie?

On your face. Oh, okay.

That way we make sure every drop is out. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, fuck yes.

Just let me know when and I'll get on my knees.

glasses on. Oh, okay.

I'm not feeling any pain anymore.

No, and I see it's going down, so I think we took care of it. If it happens

again, can you help me again?

Sure, I'll do it again, but promise me you won't take me those little blue

pills, right? They're not vitamins.

Uh, okay. There's some yellow ones in there, too. No, don't take those either.

Your father has a... A lot of vitamins.

I'm confused.

If it happens again, I'll let you know.

Those vitamins are only for your father and, oh, not a word of this, to your

dad, okay?

It's just medical.

Of course it is, but the technique's a little different than I'm used to.

Okay. I'm going to go play some Xbox.

Okay, sweetheart.

Okay, thanks for the help. All right, I'm going to just clean myself up.

the best.