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You know what today is, right?

Yeah. Do you know what today is?

What?

Your present.

You got me a present?

And what is this present for?

It's for your birthday.

Okay, I'm just checking. Why else would I be buying you a present? I didn't,

like, cheat on you or anything.

Alright, I'm just checking.

I wasn't sure if you remembered if it was my birthday or anniversary.

What'd you get me?

A surprise.

Surprise. What is this?

Oh, it's my shuttlecock. That's for playing Batman.

You don't know about that.

Okay.

This.

Control -a -babe.

Yeah, only one of the functions works on it, but it's pretty cool.

Only one of the functions.

There's beer, sex, food, massage, blowjob, sleep.

I mean, come on. You really think this is going to work? No, those don't work.

The only one in the middle, the freeze button. Everything else is still

experimental. I don't think so.

PMS alert.

No nagging.

And seriously, you can make my boobs bigger or smaller?

That's still in the experimental phase.

This is a stupid gift. Why would you get this for me?

This is a gift for you.

It's not a controller, man.

It's a freezer, babe.

It won't freeze me. Yeah, it will.

This is a stupid gift.

I don't accept your birthday gift.

It's awesome. Come on, let me show you how it works. No, it's not going to

What do you want to do for me to prove? I think you need to take it back and get

me a new birthday gift. Do something crazy that you don't think I'd be able

freeze you while you're doing it.

Drinking my coffee? No, that's boring.

Do something crazy.

What do you want me to do that's crazy?

Take your clothes off, sit on the table, and start playing with your pussy. I'll

hit the freeze button.

You want me to masturbate on our dinner table?

The girl came to clean yesterday, yeah.

Okay, fine. I'll masturbate, and I guarantee it won't freeze me.

I think it's just because you want to see me naked.

On my birthday.

Maybe I want to see you naked on my birthday.

Have you ever thought about that?

Maybe that would have been a better gift.

Let me just prove that this works.

One more.

You could have freezed me while I'm doing this.

If you really wanted to.

Okay.

I'm naked.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

And I'm sitting on our dining table.

And I'm starting to run my twins.

Mm -hmm.

Huh?

Free.

What the fuck just happened?

I was masturbating.

Was I orgasming?

I don't know. You were freezing. Frozen.

I was not frozen.

So you still don't think it works?

I really don't think it works. I mean, I was masturbating. I felt it. Just about

ready to cum.

Hands must have gone up in the air.

How about you give me a blowjob and we'll see if it works.

I'm not going to give you a blowjob.

I'm giving you a blowjob for a thank you for such a wonderful gift that my

husband got me that seems like it's more for him for my birthday.

Yep.

Lay down on the table.

Lay down on the table.

Well, on my stomach, so I can give you a little job.

You know, we're not young anymore.

It's not like we're in high school and I'm sneaking off into the... You just

suck it.

Peace.

What's going on?

I told you. I froze you.

Well, I was giving you a blowjob.

Okay, go back to it.

Breathe.

What's going on?

Why are you face fucking me like that?

You don't believe me that my freeze button machine works.

Why don't you flip over?

Seriously honey, I think this is like one of the worst birthday gifts you've

ever given me.

Freeze.

What the fuck's going on? Why do I have my finger in my ear?

Because I froze you. I wanted to make sure you believed me.

But if I was frozen, then how am I moving?

I'm moving you.

What?

But I was frozen.

Are you here for some birthday sex?

Sure. But you're not going to freeze me again, are you?

You don't believe I'm doing it, so probably not.

You ready to be frozen again?

Sweetie, it's not working.

No. It doesn't work.

No? No, it doesn't.

Jesus, I told you it's not working. No, it's not working. No.

It's really good. It's good?

Yeah.

For birthday's day.

On the dinner table.

It's been so long since we've done something like this.

What are you doing from behind?

I like it when you pull my hair like that.

Why'd you stop fucking me?

I haven't fucked you for like a minute.

What are you talking about?

You just stopped fucking me.

You want some more?

Yes, please.

10 -4, come.

Yes, baby.

Second first set.

Free Oh

You ready for that cum in your mouth?

Already? Yes, baby.

Oh, yeah.

I want to swallow your cum.

Would you?

Yes, baby.

Down a little lower for you.

Would you take a glass of water?

Good call.

Just don't get in my eye, okay, baby?

I'll try.

I didn't even know I did that.

Okay, baby. Did you get a cum on my face?

I already did.

You were frozen.

There's cum on my face already.

That thing really works?

Told you.

I seriously think this is a birthday

present for you and not me.

I don't know why you would even give me that present.

It's definitely for you.

And you know what? I think you better give them a really good review because I

didn't even know I was frozen.

Fuck a tranny now.