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You know what today is, right?
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Yeah. Do you know what today is?
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What?
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Your present.
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You got me a present?
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And what is this present for?
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It's for your birthday.
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Okay, I'm just checking. Why else would
I be buying you a present? I didn't,
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like, cheat on you or anything.
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Alright, I'm just checking.
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I wasn't sure if you remembered if it
was my birthday or anniversary.
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What'd you get me?
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A surprise.
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Surprise. What is this?
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Oh, it's my shuttlecock. That's for
playing Batman.
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You don't know about that.
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Okay.
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This.
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Control -a -babe.
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Yeah, only one of the functions works on
it, but it's pretty cool.
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Only one of the functions.
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There's beer, sex, food, massage,
blowjob, sleep.
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I mean, come on. You really think this
is going to work? No, those don't work.
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The only one in the middle, the freeze
button. Everything else is still
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experimental. I don't think so.
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PMS alert.
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No nagging.
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And seriously, you can make my boobs
bigger or smaller?
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That's still in the experimental phase.
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This is a stupid gift. Why would you get
this for me?
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This is a gift for you.
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It's not a controller, man.
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It's a freezer, babe.
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It won't freeze me. Yeah, it will.
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This is a stupid gift.
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I don't accept your birthday gift.
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It's awesome. Come on, let me show you
how it works. No, it's not going to
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What do you want to do for me to prove?
I think you need to take it back and get
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me a new birthday gift. Do something
crazy that you don't think I'd be able
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freeze you while you're doing it.
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Drinking my coffee? No, that's boring.
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Do something crazy.
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What do you want me to do that's crazy?
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Take your clothes off, sit on the table,
and start playing with your pussy. I'll
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hit the freeze button.
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You want me to masturbate on our dinner
table?
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The girl came to clean yesterday, yeah.
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Okay, fine. I'll masturbate, and I
guarantee it won't freeze me.
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I think it's just because you want to
see me naked.
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On my birthday.
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Maybe I want to see you naked on my
birthday.
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Have you ever thought about that?
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Maybe that would have been a better
gift.
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Let me just prove that this works.
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One more.
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You could have freezed me while I'm
doing this.
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If you really wanted to.
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Okay.
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I'm naked.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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And I'm sitting on our dining table.
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And I'm starting to run my twins.
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Mm -hmm.
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Huh?
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Free.
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What the fuck just happened?
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I was masturbating.
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Was I orgasming?
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I don't know. You were freezing. Frozen.
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I was not frozen.
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So you still don't think it works?
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I really don't think it works. I mean, I
was masturbating. I felt it. Just about
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ready to cum.
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Hands must have gone up in the air.
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How about you give me a blowjob and
we'll see if it works.
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I'm not going to give you a blowjob.
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I'm giving you a blowjob for a thank you
for such a wonderful gift that my
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husband got me that seems like it's more
for him for my birthday.
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Yep.
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Lay down on the table.
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Lay down on the table.
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Well, on my stomach, so I can give you a
little job.
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You know, we're not young anymore.
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It's not like we're in high school and
I'm sneaking off into the... You just
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suck it.
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Peace.
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What's going on?
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I told you. I froze you.
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Well, I was giving you a blowjob.
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Okay, go back to it.
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Breathe.
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What's going on?
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Why are you face fucking me like that?
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You don't believe me that my freeze
button machine works.
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Why don't you flip over?
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Seriously honey, I think this is like
one of the worst birthday gifts you've
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ever given me.
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Freeze.
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What the fuck's going on? Why do I have
my finger in my ear?
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Because I froze you. I wanted to make
sure you believed me.
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But if I was frozen, then how am I
moving?
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I'm moving you.
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What?
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But I was frozen.
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Are you here for some birthday sex?
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Sure. But you're not going to freeze me
again, are you?
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You don't believe I'm doing it, so
probably not.
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You ready to be frozen again?
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Sweetie, it's not working.
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No. It doesn't work.
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No? No, it doesn't.
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Jesus, I told you it's not working. No,
it's not working. No.
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It's really good. It's good?
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Yeah.
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For birthday's day.
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On the dinner table.
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It's been so long since we've done
something like this.
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What are you doing from behind?
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I like it when you pull my hair like
that.
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Why'd you stop fucking me?
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I haven't fucked you for like a minute.
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What are you talking about?
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You just stopped fucking me.
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You want some more?
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Yes, please.
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10 -4, come.
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Yes, baby.
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Second first set.
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Free Oh
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You ready for that cum in your mouth?
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Already? Yes, baby.
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Oh, yeah.
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I want to swallow your cum.
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Would you?
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Yes, baby.
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Down a little lower for you.
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Would you take a glass of water?
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Good call.
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Just don't get in my eye, okay, baby?
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I'll try.
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I didn't even know I did that.
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Okay, baby. Did you get a cum on my
face?
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I already did.
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You were frozen.
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There's cum on my face already.
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That thing really works?
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Told you.
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I seriously think this is a birthday
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present for you and not me.
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I don't know why you would even give me
that present.
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It's definitely for you.
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And you know what? I think you better
give them a really good review because I
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didn't even know I was frozen.
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Fuck a tranny now.
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