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Long red hair.

Legs up to here.

Very Nicole Kidman.

You know I like redheads.

She's your type.

Yeah? Nice tits.

Her name is Julia. She's the partner at Catherine's office.

I could seat you together at the wedding.

Just think about using the bone for contrast.

I'm serious.

I'm not looking for a wife.

Then what are you looking for?

Three years since you've had a relationship.

You went through everybody.

Isn't it time to settle down?

Oh, maybe.

When I find someone like you.

You had someone like me.

You could board.

Hi. Hi.

This is the Marvellon, right? You fix old clothes?

We restore period clothing, yes. So if you're looking to have your pants

hemmed... I've got this suit.

Oh, my.

The Dwardian. Where'd you get this? At a state sale.

I do a drag show at Club Tomato.

Oh.

Interesting.

You got a problem?

Because this isn't the only shop in town.

That's right. There is a man's tailor just down the street.

No, no, no. Hold on a second.

I'd be happy to do it.

Don't worry. I'll have your gown ready for the union.

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

Union, huh?

Bye, Isabel.

No.

I'm sorry.

You're lucky there's no real wear and tear.

I'd never be able to match the fabric.

So when are you getting married?

You and the fembot.

God, no.

Lisa's a friend. The wedding dress is for her.

Queers acting straight.

I don't get it.

People need to belong.

It's not about belonging. It's more like paralysis setting in.

Paralysis. Yep.

Or death.

Good pocket.

Wonder what they were hiding.

I wonder.

You can try it on if you want.

Oh, that's okay.

Not exactly me.

Too bad, because you'd look really hot.

Okay, let's get her some fittings.

I don't have a lot of time.

Ready when you are.

No?

We could stay out here and play.

But I think we have work to do.

Not bad, huh?

I need to check the pants.

There's a bit of pull here.

Those are the shoes you're going to be wearing? I should set the length close

enough.

This hat's wicked. Can I borrow it?

It's the wrong period. You need a derby.

Turn around.

I can have a dick the night of the show.

I need a pack to get the right hang of the pants.

The girly -girly stuff gets a little boring.

Boring?

You ever try?

You know, I'm not interested in pretense.

Maybe I'm not pretending.

Okay, you know what?

I don't want to know.

Amazing where you can go with a pair of socks.

Wow. Guess what?

Bidding's over for today.

You and your phantom penis can go home.

Do you want to come for coffee? You know what? I can't. I'm in a hurry. I've got

to get that little cross dressers. Wait for you.

I thought for sure you'd blow it off. Oh, it's a job.

Hey, come by the shop after I'll have the gown ready.

Bye you guys. Bye.

I saw you talking to your friends.

Oh.

Yeah, I waved.

I guess I didn't see you.

Okay, um, why don't you get dressed?

Aren't you ready yet?

What do you think?

Look, I don't have time to play today.

You like me better this way?

What do you want?

Something.

Maybe I like you.

I don't know.

I'm trying to give you what you want.

Soft.

Sweet.

Girly, girly.

This is what you like, isn't it?

Take it off. No, I feel pretty.

Would I make love to a woman?

We should start about right here.

I don't like to play with your breath.

Do you like that?

Nice and hard.

My best pack.

Ever wonder what it's like to screw a woman? I know how to make love to a

I'm not talking about fingers and tongues. I'm talking about the real

Throwing her up against a wall and screwing her brains out.

Come to the club tonight.

Isabel.

You changed him.

Why? Because I asked you to.

We date real women, Isabel.

For God's sakes, Lisa, shut up.

If I'd known three years ago that all I had to do was trap on... Lisa?

It offends me.

Like we have no sexuality unless there is a man involved.

I swear I didn't see her standing there.

So, are we on for dinner?

Catherine's cooking.

Isabel, will you say something?

Haven't you said enough?

Amen.

Can I buy you a drink?

I'm supposed to buy you the drink.

Oh.

Should I use it?

Yeah.

I feel like I just slept with a man.

Weird, huh?

But good.

Your turn now. Oh, I just gave him the time.

You could wear the Edwardian.

Maybe not tonight.

Come on, I know you want to. I don't think so. I know that you do.

Would you stop?

You don't have to go.

I just can't put on a suit, that's all.

You put it on, you take it off. What's so tough?

It's not tough for you.

It's not like Lisa's gonna see. Not what I'm talking about.

I live in a different world than you do.

I don't know myself like this.

And you won't even give me a minute to think about it. You've been pushing me

since you walked through that door. Maybe you need to be pushed.

Before paralysis sets in.

What is it about me that threatens you so much?

Is it because I'm older?

Is that it?

Do you want my approval?

You want me to tell you that you're all right?

You know what? Forget it.

Don't do that. You're going to ruin it. It's fragile. Let me do it. You want to

give me a bag?

I want to finish it for you.

Then I'd have to come back here.

Yes.

I'd give it to you but you'd probably just hang it in the back.

Let me in