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Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

Check it out. Check it

out.

That's it over. That's it over. Give up the rock. Give up the rock.

Come on, that's a foul, man. That's a foul.

Do it.

You don't sound phallic, man. I can't keep down.

Hello. Hello.

Sorry, I thought I was in the wrong house for a minute. I was hallucinating

something.

Hey, is that Paula?

No, not formally.

Mom, Paolo, Paolo, my mom.

You, of course, have some small identity apart from being Luke's mother.

Paolo, I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Andrea, a highly respected oncologist.

Okay, okay, enough already.

One of those boys you're slathering over is my son.

Yeah, but there's five others out there who aren't.

There's no skin.

Well, let's not make idiots of ourselves, okay?

Speak for yourself.

So, how was your smart lunch with Mr.

CEO? What's his name?

Oh, well, the food was decent.

Uh -oh. No, a brilliant bottle of wine, which he proceeded to deconstruct for 22

minutes. Oh, come on.

No, I am not kidding. The grapes, the year, the climate, and some convoluted

history of the vendors?

So, guess you didn't get laid then, hmm? Oh, please.

When he wasn't boring me to death, he was gaping at every young thing that

moved. It was humiliating.

Well, to hell with him then.

Well, you know, a place where you can date all you want. Uh -uh, I am not

Oh, come on!

What do you think?

That I never was very good at this and I'm not getting any better?

Give it up. You're a maid.

Look at that.

He can't be more than 18.

Does he look unhappy?

No. Well, come on, girl.

Lighten up. Have a drink. You'll get the hang of it.

Or not.

Two tequila.

Do you want to screw?

Sorry? You want to screw?

Not without hours and hours of delicious foreplay, babe.

Come on.

Let's dance.

You guys want to talk to Dwayne?

Sure. Hey, come down!

I'll be there in a minute.

You know, I really want to dance with you.

You know, maybe some other time. I really got to collect my friend.

I'm really nice.

I got to go.

Hi. Hey, hi.

Uh, you remember Paulo? He's starving. Can you stay for dinner?

Uh, sure.

Thanks.

Did you and Janet have a good time last night?

Uh, it was okay.

Where'd you go?

Oh, just some new place.

See any cute guys?

Oh, one or two.

Why, are you looking?

Hey, I'm not finished with that.

You know, I could help.

I'm gonna go throw in some laundry. You want anything done?

Yeah.

Appreciate it, man.

You look like you were having a good time last night.

Well, it was the tequila.

You really go for it when you dance.

Do I?

Yeah, get into it.

Really into it. I was watching you and that guy, Louis.

Is he your... No, I'd never seen him before in my life.

Great. He's just a kid.

Yeah, he's like, what, 14?

No, he's just young.

And so are you.

I'm 23.

Get out of here, that old.

Here.

Squeeze these since you offered and all.

So you going out tonight?

I don't think that that's such a good idea.

What?

Soy sauce in the vinaigrette.

Garlic's better. There it is over there on the counter.

Lasagna in the oven?

Mm -hmm.

You know, I just realized I have a lot of work to do tonight.

So, uh, you guys are old enough to help yourselves.

How about all this stuff?

Uh, just turn it off.

I'll be fine.

So what was the work you had to do?

Work?

Yeah, you missed dinner.

Oh, it was, um...

Skin cancer is a research thing.

Like this?

That is a perfectly symmetrical, perfectly beautiful mole.

Before you came down, I was wishing you would come.

And here you are.

I live here.

Hello. Come on, Andrew. I think about you all the time.

Oh, come on. Come on.

I'll drive you home.

I left my keys in the house.

Thank you.

I don't know what you want.

Sex?

With you?

Yeah?

Okay, give me two minutes.

Two minutes?

Yeah.

You gotta kiss me a little bit.

Oh, you're just like you always are, Chloe.

I've got this picture of myself.

Picture of yourself?

Andrew, you're beautiful.

I thought we were having a good time. I don't understand.

You're too young to understand.

Feel better now?

You know, because I thought that I was hoping, you know, that you were past

pretending.

Want me to drive you home?

It's okay, I'll walk.

Mom?

Why are you dressed? What time is it?

Five -ish.

Where's Paula?

Um, must have gone home.

Oh.

I guess I'll go to bed.

Luke. I'm kind of tired.

I want to talk.

This isn't a good time. I just had a five -hour surgery.

Simple.

I like you, you like me.

Andrea. It's not that simple.

There are lots of reasons not to.

Okay, well, give me one good one.

One.

Luke, for example.

No, Luke's cool. He'll work it out.

What are you doing?

Praying to God that I can find that emergency pack of cigarettes that I left

somewhere around here about five years ago.

I thought maybe you were hungry.

Hungry?

Yeah, it was a compliment.

How is that a compliment?

You mean you want it?

And I do?

Like when I saw you on the dance floor and we jumped each other in the car? It

was awesome.

Awesome?

Now you're trying to bail.

Andrea, I know you want me.

Yeah, but why do you want me?

Why would you want to be with me? You could be with any lovely young girl that

you want.

Andrea, the girls I know have sex for all sorts of reasons, but hardly ever

pleasure.

Well, half of them, I mean, most of them don't even know what they want.

If they don't know, how am I supposed to know?

After a while, you kind of feel like a jerk.

You made me feel so good.

Hi.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, your shirt.

What?

You're wearing one, man.

You're a funny guy.

How's it going?

Good.

You?

It's just, uh, some other guys.

I'm gonna order pizza plus some balls.

Do you want some pizza?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.