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Melissa's interested in throwing you a bridal shower kung gusto mo.

Wait, Melissa who?

You met her last week, dun sa birthday ni Josh.

That Melissa.

Babe, come on.

I barely know her.

Ni ba dapat best friend ko yung magpapabridal shower sa akin?

Babe, you barely know friends here.

Wait, excuse me.

Speaking of.

Thank you.

Hey, boy.

What's up?

Hola. I'm in Chile.

Chile?

Hi,

Moira. Hi, Moira.

Okay.

Let's plan it. See you.

Bye.

Hey, boy.

Joaquin messaged.

Joaquin? The tour guide who was flirting with you yesterday?

Uh -huh.

And he says he has Filipino friends.

And he's inviting us.

Yes. Middle school.

Guys, hold on. Oh, my God.

You're saying moderately.

More alcohol for everyone!

Thank you.

You're my hero, Joaquin.

Gracias, my amigo.

Gracias, Joaquin. Maybe a little more for you.

Here's to our honeymooners, Isabel and Danny.

And to more!

Sweet. Sweet loving tonight.

Yes. But don't forget the best friend.

Of course, of course. We're all a little bit drunk, so I'm going to give some

advice. Daniel, sir, in life, you must be man.

Muchissimo, no? But in bed.

Sometimes you need to give permission to Isabel to be rough with you.

Let her bite you.

Spank you.

Let her dominate you.

I like the sound of that.

Thank you, Joaquin.

Oh, my God, Joaquin.

You're obviously a little drunk, but you claiming that we're friends is just a

little bit, you know, you know, ass.

Ay, Moira, come on. We're just having fun.

You disrespect us in the only way.

Disrespect? So what are you going to do?

Buy a gun and shoot me because you hate people being upfront with their

opinions.

That might be difficult because the Walmart here don't sell guns like they

America.

Hey, hey,

hey, I'm sorry, Moira. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am disrespecting all of

I just, I get horny when I do that.

But just so you know, I'll let you do things for me.

This is supposed to be my bridal shower.

Hindi ba dapat yung bridal shower?

I get to do whatever I want to do?

I get to flirt with whoever I want to? Hell, I could even fuck whoever I want

to. Right?

Why are you being such a judgmental bitch?

Gwen, I... You're not ready to marry Marvin, so why did you accept his

Talk to me.

Are you having second thoughts?

Fuck, Gwen. This is my life, too.

if I got a little crazy.

But as a peace offering, I'm inviting all of you to a private resort near

Valparaiso. The owners are giving me complimentary stay and I can bring all

you.

Okay, get out.

Shout out to my ex.

Shout out to my ex?

Let me guess, he broke up with you because he's a third party.

Moy, we're not close enough for you to roast me.

Sorry. Hey, but you're not wrong.

But it's like...

Fun fact about my best friend.

No boyfriend since birth yan.

Ano yan? Ano yan? Gwen, shut up.

Sabagay, sabi nga ng ex ko sa akin, kung wala kang love life, that's not your

fault. But kung wala ka pang sex life, at kung hindi ka naman pangit, That's

your fault. Exactly. The fun fact is I'm not

a virgin, even if that's the case.

Let

me

introduce you to my favorite Filipino friends here.

Please. Guys, please meet Dionisi Corazon.

Hola.

They own and manage this resort privately.

Welcome. Welcome to our little paradise.

Thank you so much for inviting us, sir, ma 'am. You just made our vacation

really memorable.

Are you two honeymooners?

Yeah, this is our first time. Okay.

Come inside. Come on.

Are we here for work, or...?

Says the girl who has no job.

You're here.

Whatever. Whatever it is.

Yay.

Yay.

Todos crecieron en Pilipinas con tantos dulces y cangrejos.

Y su piel ha sido marinada bajo el

sol y el aire helado.

Tú me haces sentir hambre.

What's so special about this place anyway? I'm telling you guys, there is

better place. Wow.

Find out.

I have made different meals for you tonight.

I tried to guess each of your food preferences.

You, Joaquin, you love your seafood.

You are very adventurous.

For you, Moira.

Yes, a vegetarian dish with curry. Part of being a good cook

is knowing who you're cooking for.

For you, Daniel.

Yes, ma 'am.

You love your steak.

I do. I do.

Yes.

Oh. Tend the loins. Medium rare?

Of course. For you, Isabel.

You have a very sophisticated palate, which is why you love

Japanese umami. Senora, what about me? For you, young man,

you love your beef.

You have to stay off this one.

For you, Gwen, you love your junk food.

And you'll have a favorite.

Sure?

Oh, she's serious.

Are those potato chips?

Gwen, that's your favorite.

Don't be bad. What?

Wow.

Really? Okay.

Gwen.

I don't know.

So as

the

food really is that good, you're choosing to ignore me.

Yes, that's what it really is there But no,

I'm not here turning I'm saving the best for last

You

okay now?

I'm leaving.

I'll be back.

You know, when I was younger, a fortune teller told me

something weird about my future.

He said that

someday a

lizard will save my life.

That is pretty weird.

Why do you have this tattoo?

Good night. Have a good rest, okay?

I'm so sorry.

I thought you were going to... I'll go get it. I'll go get it.

Okay?

Look, I'm so sorry. I'll come back and you'll do better, okay?

Are you looking for something?

I'm looking for my favorite person in the world.

The best person of all time.

Thank you.

deceiving everyone with your fake accent.

Hey, Corazon.

Where's the...

I have a bad feeling about these people.

We should kill them all at night.

Dionysus, I need them fresh and alive.

Until tomorrow afternoon, when I'm cooking.

Then you should be a little careful when you leave the door of the

slaughterhouse open.

Whatever happens, leave it alone.

Okay.

Okay.

Just clean yourself up.

Sorry, Gwen.

How was dinner?

I've had better.

I'm very sorry about what I said before.

I was only concerned.

Please.

I was wondering if you've seen Joaquin around? We were supposed to get some

earlier. Yeah, well, Joaquin is, uh, you know.

Joaquin? Joaquin left.

What? I see.

He left. He said emergency.

That's all he said.

Wait, what do you mean emergency? What kind of emergency?

He said he's coming back.

What the fuck?

Tranquilo. Sure, it's nothing.

He'll be back tomorrow.

Why don't we go rest for the night?

See?

Please don't worry about it.

Hey.

What is it?

Nothing.

But Joaquin's gone.

What do you mean, gone?

Dionis said he had an emergency, so he left right away.

You know,

it's so weird to have a husband like that.

Weird? Because of what Madame Corazon said to you?

I just realized that Joaquin isn't here.

He's the one who brought us here.

We're in the middle of nowhere.

And we don't know that couple.

Okay.

But it's okay for you to hook up with a perfect stranger that you

don't know.

It's not about that, Moy.

Gwen!

You told me to accept this invitation, Gwen.

You said positive vibes.

You were positive over there.

Right?

You're doing it again.

Doing what?

Your tendency to self -sabotage if you don't want to face your problems.

Why just stop, okay?

I've had enough people judging me tonight.

I'm sorry.

Love ya!

Love ya!

Love you too!

I think it'll be long because... Hola. Hola.

Hello, sleepyhead. How are you?

Hi.

Oh.

You want to know the good news or the bad news?

What? The bad news is, late for breakfast.

But the good news is, there's food for lunch.

Hmm. Prepared by?

Yeah. Secret.

Oh, hey.

Gwen? Yeah.

You okay?

Yeah.

Nilo, you know he's hungry.

He didn't eat last night. Here, wait.

Don't be so sure, sis.

Did you see Papi Joaquin last night?

He's only wearing a towel before he went to the emergency exit.

So that means he hasn't come back yet?

No, he hasn't.

Why?

What emergency, ladies?

You know what?

I was actually... I didn't talk to him. I was actually talking to... You

know what?

Calm down. Sit down.

Eat breakfast. Elliot, this is not Isabel.

Come on. Gwen. Come on, Daniel.

You're just overthinking.

Ma 'am, excuse me.

Have you seen my wife around here?

She's not with you?

She told me she was going to walk around, but she never came back.

Dear, look at the beach. Ang ganda.

Ang ganda ng waves. Baka naman nagsasunbathing lang.

Alam mo na nagkapa -district.

Elliot, this is not Isabel.

Ano ba?

I know her.

Which reminds me, girl, we have to go take selfies and bathing.

And let's find Elizabeth.

Thank you. Please, let's go. Come on.

Okay. Gwen.

Yeah. Also, that's a rare meat. Try it.

It's good.

Gwen.

Eat. I'll try.

Go, go.

Babe!

Babe!

You look sick.

I'm just tired.

Your pulse is weak.

What are you doing?

You're feeling nauseous.

But it's okay.

Just eat.

I know you don't like me, Gwen.

But when I cook...

It doesn't matter whether people like me or don't like me.

Many

people

have lost their purpose of life.

And they don't take care of themselves because they don't love themselves.

And when you don't love yourself, it's impossible to find purpose in the life

you live.

The danger is other people may find that purpose.

I'm okay.

I can feel your heartbeat.

It's nothing.

It's nothing.

I haven't been feeling well this morning. I'm sorry.

I have to go.

Oh, no, Bambi.

The woods aren't safe, huh?

Isabel! Isabel!

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Isabel.

Careful,

careful. Isabel, what happened?

I got a couple of specimens.

And then?

And then? It hit me.

Maybe you just got hit.

Let's still check.

What's special? Is this the specimen? Don't, don't, don't.

Why?

Mui, just leave it. Eh, maybe... Leave it. Maybe we'll get caught in the

chance. Let's go, let's go. Up, up, up!

Okay, okay, okay. Get the fuck out of here!

Get your ass up!

Help! Is there a nearby hospital?

Where's the nearest hospital? You have to take her to the hospital now.

Let me check.

What happened?

The wound is shallow.

I don't think it's that serious.

Are you kidding me? Look how deep it is.

You know what? You're not a doctor, okay? Let's just wait for my husband.

He'll come back and he'll bring you to the hospital.

Okay? I think he's back.

Sir!

Sir!

Oh, no. Sir, please take her to the hospital. I don't know this place.

Of course.

We'll be back, okay?

I need to hydrate.

I haven't been feeling well all morning. Can I please go with them to the

hospital?

When? What's wrong?

Let's take a walk.

We might have a problem.

That girl.

We live the two girls' life.

I don't want to ruin my plans.

I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but do you know the food

us earlier? I think it's... You think it's what?

Joaquin never really left.

Joaquin never really left? Where is he?

Joaquin's van.

Come on. Gwen, you're not making any sense.

You think it's what? I think

Joaquin is... Joaquin

is... He's dead.

Gwen, that's not funny.

That's not funny. I'm not joking, Moe!

I'm not joking.

I'll show you.

Where is it?

Moe, it's there.

The van is there.

It's here.

The black van. It's here.

It's parked here, Moe.

I'm not joking. I promise.

It's here.

I'd be worried sick about you. Do you know that?

I know.

Okay.

We'll get you to the hospital.

We'll go back home.

Take care.

Okay?

What did Joaquin give you last night?

What? What did Joaquin give you last night?

Your eyes are still dilated.

And now you're acting like that.

Do you see yourself, Gwen?

Huh?

Why are you acting like that? For what?

Huh?

To get my attention?

For what?

Okay, tell me.

Tell me.

I'll take it.

Joaquin just left. You can't get away. You'll find him. You'll follow him. To

what?

Talk to me when you've lost your husband.

What happened to you?

Why are you like this?

Daniel,

you Filipinos are

very brave people.

Why do you say that?

Well, you're everywhere in the world.

You realize we're a third world country, right? Yes, yes, yes.

We go where the jobs are.

Right? Yes, yes, exactly.

That's why you don't mind the danger of different places, different cultures, or

people that are maybe different than normal.

Or why?

Because I know Gwen.

I know her.

She can be a drama queen sometimes, yes. But not like this.

So you believe, Moy?

What if we're in an international travelogue movie gone wrong and then it

into a horror movie?

I don't know what to think anymore, okay?

You know, just like this, Moy.

You know what they say?

There's clarity.

You mean truth?

Wait till I'm done.

Sabelle?

Sabelle?

Danielle?

The bell.

Gwen,

what's happening?

Hola. Hola, madame.

No.

Mi padre.

Mi padre.

Solía desangrar.

Vivo el pollo antes de cocinar.

Siempre fue un desastre.

No.

No.

No.

You're a cannibal.

We were

just

fooling around.

And then he left all of a sudden to get some wine.

Because we ran out of wine. Oh!

Nakita namin siya kagabi.

I saw a tattoo.

I saw traces of that same tattoo.

Doon sa meat na nasa grill.

Meat?

Yung kinain niyo. May tattoo?

I know, Moy. Moy, I know.

I know it sounds crazy.

It's... I don't know. It's ridiculous.

But... I don't know what to think.

Next thing I know, Joaquin is gone. And then now, Isabel, Daniel, they left.

Because... I believe you. I believe you.

We'll figure it out.

Look what we have here.

Please have some drink.

Please. Some refreshment.

On a hot sunny day.

Here's one for you, Gwen.

Please.

Moi.

And for you, Sam. Gracias.

Cheers, everyone.

Cheers.

Gwen, you haven't been feeling well since this morning.

Please drink this.

It will be so much better for your stomach.

Yes, I haven't been feeling well all morning. That's why I wanted to go with

Isabel to the hospital. Yes, yes. I'm so sorry about this, Gwen.

Isabel was feeling very bad. They had to leave immediately.

And they couldn't wait for me?

Moy, let it trigger na naman si Gwen.

Your heartbeat is going up again.

Please drink this.

Why don't you drink it? Well, I've drank mine already.

So?

Drink with us, Carazol.

Drink it. Is there a problem here, Gwen?

Drink this and we won't have any.

Gwen, why are you being so stubborn?

Why are you being such a liar?

I saw Joaquin's bed at the shed earlier. So why are you saying that he's not

here?

Mi amor, buen esquí.

No! No!

Why is it my fault?

I told you that Gwen is suspicious.

Yet you thought she would easily drink the cocktail you gave her?

Here.

Do you think there's still enough for the feast if we don't catch Gwen?

I guess we'll be needing a replacement for that.

Are

you

threatening me?

I have taken steps to protect myself. Don't you dare, Corazon.

Listen.

I don't find the likes of you appetizing anyway.

What do you mean the likes of me?

Because I'm gay?

Hey, listen.

Do you know that the crab has what they call the homosexual breed?

And between the male and the female crab,

The game one is more in demand because it is, in fact, more

flavorful. Oh, don't be so concerned about this. We're not even going to

slaughter Gwen tomorrow for the feast.

Okay?

What? Yes.

Why?

Because she's double the flavor.

Special.

Tell me more.

Jonas? Jonas, come in, Jonas.

This is Elliot.

Hey! Did you find her?

No.

What can I do to help?

In case you try to rescue a friend.

Go right in front! Go!

The fuck are you, Gwen?

No.

No!

These mushrooms.

Their toxins are heat -resistant, even when cooked.

You will never have a...

Something cold.

We have to escape!

We have to escape!

All the while, akala nyo si Joaquin na nagpapunta sa atin dito?

Right, Johnny?

And you, you motherfuckers!

You're right.

Still,

I always leave a mess.

Every time I do.

But you... You've always been there

for me.

You don't understand.

You don't know.

You. You.

So you're curious about us?

What does she say? We're a group of people with common interests.

With a common taste for the human flesh.

See, many years ago, there was a commercial flight.

Catching the Andes.

You know, the survivors made it.

Consumed the flesh of those who died.

After the dust settled.

People were inspired by what the survivors did.

So people got very curious.

That's how we met each other.

We meet each year now.

We're hosting a fantastic feast to commemorate the

triumph of the human spirit, the sacred consumption of human life.

Stay here, chicas.

Something beautiful.

Buntis ka, Gwen.

You're pregnant!

My wife, she detected a faint second heartbeat.

She held your hand this morning.

You're probably six weeks pregnant.

Maybe you don't know about it yet.

Felicidades!

Look at two for one special