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Yo, where the fuck are we, bro?

Bro, you're the one driving, bro. You tell me, bro. This is not where I

we were gonna end up. Bro, this is your new resolution to fucking get us lost?

Aw, shit.

Dude, we're fucking in the middle of no fucking way. Dude, this is straight up

farmland. Dude, you're a fucking mess, bro. Not the beat.

And you're driving, bro. So, what's the excuse, bro? My excuse is that my

phone's dead and I couldn't GPS.

I think that's a GPS right there. You fucking suck, bro.

You're the worst. So, what's your New Year's resolution?

Get us lost.

New Year's resolution. Get bigger.

Fuck more bitches.

What else? Don't call them bitches, bro. Come on, man. It's the new year. Yeah,

you're right. Have a new resolution not to call girl bitches.

Fuck more ladies.

Sexy fucking freaks.

Yo. Holy shit, bro.

So yeah, man. No, that's good, bro. Me too, man. We'll lose a couple pounds.

Hell yeah. Drink a lot of beers. Drink a lot of beers. Gain it back.

Exactly, man. That's fucking perfect.

2015. Yo, what the fuck is that?

What?

You're kidding me, right?

What? What the fuck is that? What, bro? Yo.

Yo, yo, yo.

What? Yo.

Yo. Yo. That's kind of scary, dude.

Look what I see.

Holy shit, fuck, food, meat, dick. Yo!

Yo, what the fuck?

Wait, wait,

wait. Meat, dick?

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Come on, come around, come around. Holy shit. What

that mean?

You wanna fuck?

That what?

Wait, wait, I know you, baby.

Oh, shit.

What are you doing here?

I guess I got bored.

You got bored?

What are you doing in town?

Shit, I thought...

I was supposed to have a shoot today, but everything's just getting canceled

tonight. No fucking way. Yeah, dude. And then the guy that I was supposed to be

seeing, well, he just got married.

So I'm out here.

So you're like naked right now. You're naked.

Turn around, turn around, turn around. We'll fuck for food? I need the booty

right there.

Fuck food, need dick? What?

Holy shit.

Oh, shit.

That's so fucking hot. Dude, and you're out.

That was amazing.

Do you know where we are?

I have no idea.

You just got dropped off out here or something?

Yeah. Well,

fuck for food.

Yo, actually, I know a little spot around here. Yeah, I don't think you're

to need this anymore. Yeah. You want to come with us? Fuck that. Okay, fuck it.

Fuck it.

Let's fucking find somewhere to go, right? All right, boy.

Since we're out here, why don't you shake your ass? You want to see? Shake

ass a little bit. I haven't seen it before.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God. Shake that booty with that. Fine.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, look at you.

There you go. There we go.

That's it.

You are a wild one. Holy fuck.

Can I grab it?

Well, we found the dick.

Yo, let's take this girl somewhere.

Let's take this girl somewhere. Get in the car. Yo, I'm sure there's little

spots around here. Come on, jump in the car. Come here, come here, come here.

Jump in the car, come here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My bad.

Jump in the car.

Yo, this is wild.

Sasquatch is going to come out this bitch.

Yo, it's great. What is she doing?

What are you doing?

Can't believe we found you on the road like that. Holy shit.

Yo, they fucked up. I constantly not seen. Let me tell you. No, they did

The best move ever. Best move ever for us. Dude, let me fix this rear view so I

can stare at those tits.

Oh my goodness.

Hit all the bumps. Hit all of them, right?

There's a lot of bumps too.

Yeah.

Isn't this your boy's spot? We're good here, right? We'll be fine.

Look, man. Go right and a little bit.

That was fucking intense.

You want to get it?

Yeah. Fuck yes.

Lucky us.

Lucky us.

We hit the fucking jackpot.

Thank God for this place. Right here.

This is the spot right here. We are in it. Right here. We're good. We're good.

Hit that road.

So we're here. You like public shit?

Yeah. That's a hell yeah. That's a hell yeah. Can you bend over?

Like which way? This way? Yeah. Let me see. Okay.

Let me see. Yeah.

Look at that.

Fuck yeah, shake that fucking ass, man.

Ah, hold on. Let me get that little cracker.

It's fucking hot.

This is a place to be.

This is a big thing. Okay,

let's do it.

You ready, bro?

Yeah.

You don't mind, right?

Fuck it. Yo, you're the one that need a dick, so... You're the one with the

sign, right?

You're the one with the sign, exactly.

Alright, let's go outside.

Oh, come outside here, baby. There's nothing to worry about here. We're good.

Check this out. Maybe coyotes.

We should be alright.

Sasquatch.

Sasquatch. Oh,

we get to enjoy it.

Oh, look

at

this. This is good.

This is really good.

You want to see me twerk?

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Shit.

Twerk for food, fuck for food, for dick, everything. Oh yeah, look at this. Oh

lord. Oh my goodness.

That is... That's very nice.

That's very nice.

Like that?

Just like that, oh my gosh

Yo, go to the back of the truck. Oh, shit. Here, get your side, man.

Don't want to lose that, man.

Don't want to lose that either, man. It's like a little bush here going

like that.

Turn around, turn around.

Okay. Oh, we're in the bush, bro.

In the bush. There's a bush in the bushes.

Oh, check it out, bro. Get a close -up of that. Look at that shit.

Don't tell me what to do, bro.

Glazing.

Glazing the fucking... Fucking tell me what to do, bro.

Oh.

Yeah. Want me to shake it? I know. Shake, shake.

I want to go for a little walk. Yeah, let's go for a little walk. Take a

stroll. Take a little stroll. Nice and slow.

Oh, yeah.

She won't drop the sign. I love it.

That's for some dick after.

Think Sasquatch is around.

I hope not.

Why, you wouldn't fuck Sasquatch? Come on.

Just for the story.

Who knows, right?

Fuck you.

Let me see that twerk again.

Let's see which one.

Which one?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Dude, circus accent.

That's nothing.

That's nothing? No.

But it's too dirty to do more stuff.

You can jump on top of the car. Go for it.

On top of the car? Yeah.

For real? Okay, my shoes aren't oily, right? I just need a stable. No, you're

good.

You're stable.

Wait, wait. Hey, hey.

Come on. Oh, you want the slow?

Okay, okay. I always wanted that slow, sexy look.

You like this hat? I like that hat.

On the hood? Yeah.

Hey,

Peter,

get over here.

Check out what you're missing, brother.

Holy fuck.

Fucking up your whip

Yeah, I'm on your side. Let me see what I can do.

Oh,

beautiful.

Oh, beautiful.

Stay right there. Stay right there.

Stay right there.

Tempted to try something crazier, but it might be a little too slick.

Do headstands.

But that's too dirty, so I'm kind of... We'll do headstands next time.

Next time we don't find you on the middle of the road, we'll do headstands.

Yeah, we'll have everything ready for you.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Holy fucking shit balls.

Shit balls.

It's fucking hot.

Well, this ain't the beach, but you know what?

You know what? I'm so glad we got lost in Sasquatch land.

Fuck, yeah.

That was, uh, so good.

Ooh.

Yo.

Just for you guys out there.

I'm not saying you're holding that sign, bro, but you're holding that sign right

now.

I'm just saying, bro.

I'm just saying, bro.

I'm just saying, dude.

I'm just saying, dude.

So what, you ready to fuck for that?

For whatever?

What are you trying to fuck for?

You'll fuck food? You want that dick now?

Is that about that time? It's about that time.

It's about that time.

Ready for me, Peter?

It's about that time.

Slide your ass all the way down here.

Look at y 'all what?

Look at y 'all creamy.

It's turning you on, girl.

I think somebody's being naked in the fucking middle of nowhere.

On top of cars, huh? Yeah, shit. It's new.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. You want to build this fucking thing? Hmm? Yeah. You want to build

this thing?

Oh, shit.

this is insane

I'm gonna shake it.

Oh, shit, yeah.

You know what we need? We need this near us.

Everybody knows what's going on. Everybody knows the motive.

It's not just a random fuck.

oh my god holy

shit

My second show.

Holy shit.

Both hands on that fucking thing

Yeah.

You're gonna get fucked, huh?

You're gonna get that fucking dick like you wanted?

I want you to give me that cock, Peter.

I love you.

Don't you fucking move.

Get right there.

Yeah, I said that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

That dick, baby. Yeah.

Yeah, fuck that dick.

Oh, yeah.

There you go, baby. Nice and deep in that little tight pussy.

Oh, my God. That pussy's so tight.

That's it, baby.

Don't worry about it. It can be as loud as you want.

No one's going to hear you here.

Okay.

Good girl, there you go.

Yes.

Oh, just like that.

What distance was that?

Suck that dick, baby. Suck that fucking cum off that dick.

Yeah,

but I didn't twerk on the spot.

I twerked on the spot this time.

Yes, God.

Oh, he's squatting there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Like that?

Yeah.

Wow, I'm shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, spread my fucking ass right there.

Spread it, baby. Keep spreading it.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That was so good. Started from the side of the road, and now we're here.

That's your story. Peter Green's story.

Started from the side of the road. Now we're here.

Oh, my God. What do you got to say for yourself?

She wants more dick.

Do it again, Peter.

I think you need this.

Definitely.

Might want to keep that. Why don't you go back out there and see if you can

catch a ride?

Maybe you can catch a ride with the community.

Try it out.

Go right there and hold the sign. Tell us if you see any cars.

Just stand right there and hold the sign.

There you go. Go for it.

There you go.

Let me see you hold up the sign.

You see? We'll fuck for food.

Fuck food.

What is it? Fuck food, need dick.

Perfect. Fuck food.

Knee dick.

Knee dick.

Let me see you turn around and hold this sign.

Look at her. I think you want to. You see? Like, yeah. You see that?

That's a perfect little road.

You sure you don't want food still?

After all that?

Yeah.

You want food?

Some tacos?

Some taco meat.

Tacos. All right, baby.

All right, we want to scrub you off the side of the road again?

Or you want to come with us? We're going to the beach.

Plug it. Let's hang out.