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Hey. Hi.
Hi, come on in. Thank you.
Hey, I'm Robbie.
Hi, Annika. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
Welcome to my house. Come on in. Thank you. Your house is beautiful.
Thank you.
I set up a table here for us.
Wow, great.
I hope this works.
Yeah, it's perfect. I'm so excited to get started. I haven't worked with you
before, so... Yeah, you know, my friends really recommended you, so... Wow.
I'm flattered. I'm really excited to see what the cards hold for you.
So when I do this, I have, I guess you could call it a
ritual.
I always light a candle to see and to bring spirits
so that, you know, we can see what your future is and also what's going on right
now in your life.
So that's what the candle's for.
Okay, cool.
for me to bring out the card? Yeah, please.
Okay, let's see what the cards are saying today.
Okay, well, are you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's begin.
I'm going to draw the first card.
And the first card is right here.
The Magician.
Hmm. An interesting card for a first card.
Why is that?
Because the Magician is hiding something, and... Um, how do I say this?
It has to do with death.
Um...
How do I put this lightly?
Your cat died.
Yeah, like last week.
My cat, Pablo.
I'm so sorry.
This must be really hard for you, and I'm not trying to make anything worse.
Yeah, no, it was really hard, but that's incredible that you pulled that out.
Yeah, that's what magician was hiding.
But he's okay.
He's peaceful.
Oh, that's good.
I know it must not be easy for you.
No, it was really tough.
But, you know, that happens.
It does, it does.
And I'm so, so very sorry, but what do you think? Should we draw another card?
Yeah, please.
Okay.
I'm drawing the second card now.
And the second card is...
Five of wands.
Okay, I'm seeing something right now.
So, I'm seeing instability.
And the wands are representing different directions in your life.
Yeah. And one of them is really standing out.
And that has to do with work and finances.
I'm seeing that you're losing your job.
Yeah, yeah, I am. You are?
Yeah, the company's laying off a whole bunch of people.
Wow, this is blowing my mind. I can see why my friends recommended you.
Yeah, my... Yep, definitely. My services are very important, especially to
someone in the circumstances that you're facing, and your friends were right to
recommend me to you.
But, I mean, really...
Before I say anything more, I have to say I am so sorry.
I mean, it's just a lot, I know. Yeah, things have
been really tough, but I'm hoping that I can get something out of this that will
show me, like, that good things are coming my way.
Oh, you'll definitely get something out of this.
So, are you ready for me to draw another card? Yeah, please, please.
Okay.
Let's see.
Page of cups.
So, let me see.
Okay, well, I'm seeing a few different things, but they're all pointing to your
fiancé.
What about my fiancé?
Um... They're pointing to the fact that she's cheating.
Yes, I'm seeing the reflection.
I'm seeing the reflection inside the cup. Who is she cheating on me with?
Um... It looks to be her boss.
Oh my god, I fucking knew it.
I know it sucks.
She's been terrible.
It's just really been one thing after another.
I know. With no break.
No. Your cat, your job, your fiancé. I mean, life must be so hard for you right
now. It's been really tough.
It sure sounds like it.
I'm just happy that I can at least give you some clarity.
Please, like, I hope there's something... Can you give me guidance,
going to be something...
positive coming my way after all this, you know, things falling apart, like...
Yeah, I see. Well, I can definitely tell you about all the positive things
coming your way, but... Okay, please.
I'm afraid this is the end of the session that you already paid for.
What? Can I give you more money?
Yes. And we can continue and do another session.
Please, tell me anything that I can do to...
Of course.
Thank you.
Well, let's start by giving me your palm.
Okay. Let's see.
There's a few things I'm feeling here.
And it is actually positive news, like you wanted. Really?
Like you wished for. Yes, yes.
I have very good news for you, actually.
It's going to make you forget about your fiancé in no time.
Really? Yeah.
I see a mysterious stranger coming into your life.
A mysterious female stranger, may I add.
Hmm.
Yeah. That sounds good.
Mm -hmm.
And, um, see this line right here?
Yeah.
That line means you're going to be feeling better soon.
Good, because it's been...
Terrible. Mm -hmm. I can see that.
See, this gap here, it's going to be filled soon,
and you're going to be feeling better. And not only that, but this mysterious
stranger, yeah, she's a sexy, mysterious stranger.
Wow, I like that.
I thought you would.
Mm -hmm.
It feels really good.
Yeah? Yeah.
Oh. Does that feel good, too?
Yeah. Oh.
Oh, really good.
Told you you'd be feeling better.
Yeah, you weren't wrong.
You're really friendly.
Your hands are so soft.
Well, your hands feel really good. Yeah.
Mm, you feel good too.
Mm. Mm -hmm.
Are you feeling a little better?
Yeah, of course. You got your hand on my dick. Mm.
You know life has been really, really unfair to you lately, and I just
thought I'd make it a little easier on you today.
Well, yeah, you're definitely easing my strap.
Mm -hmm.
Aw. Mm -hmm.
Oh, God.
Fuck. Goddamn.
I'm good at reading cards and I'm good at jerking people off.
Yeah, um, speaking of which, why don't we do another card?
Okay.
Now that you're feeling better, maybe you can handle more news?
Hopefully it's not bad news.
Sure.
Who's the tower?
I'm sensing that I'm sensing that there's a lot tied up for you right now.
Whether it be responsibilities.
because you're getting out of a relationship or financial with your job.
But the tower is telling me that not only are you going to be feeling better,
but you're going to be feeling much more free very soon.
That's excellent.
Yes, I think so too.
Also telling me that you're enjoying this.
I could have told you that.
I think you are telling me that.
I have another idea that can make you feel better.
Oh my god, what are you doing?
I mean, I have to show you that everything I said is true.
I told you that you were going to feel better.
And that it was going to be because you meet a mysterious stranger.
Yeah, that's a good girl.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Small ass looking girl. Yeah.
Get up.
Mmm.
Stick out that tongue.
Stick out that tongue.
Yeah.
Yeah, get down there. Yeah.
All right.
Oh!
with God knows indeed.
I was waiting for it.
I feel so fucking good.
Yeah.
Thank you.
There you go.
Fucking hard talk.
Oh, my God.
Oh,
man.
Come here.
Lay down.
Oh, yeah.
This way.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Ugh.
This was the best reading I've ever had.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm so glad you could stop by.
Yeah, me too.
I ended up seeing more than I thought I would.
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