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Hey guys, it's Avery Wilds, and I am so excited for you guys to join me today on

Don't Tell Mom.

This is all about the things you shouldn't tell your wife or your mother,

picking up sexy hitchhikers.

I can't wait for you guys to tell me what you think about it, and thank you

again for joining me. See you later.

Well, don't be too disappointed, okay? I am disappointed. We didn't catch any

fish.

Well... It's a good lesson to learn for next time.

What lesson is that? Learn how to put the bait on correctly?

No, I think you're too loud.

You've got to be quiet while you're fishing.

Not be blabbing your mouth. It's scaring them all away.

Come on. Don't make excuses.

We both know that the reason why we didn't catch any fish is because you

unable to put the bait on correctly.

All right.

Maybe that's true. But either way,

we should tell Mom, right? So your mom thinks we at least caught one.

But we put it back because we were being kind.

We don't let anyone else know. This is between me and you that we didn't really

catch anything.

Why? Because nothing's more embarrassing than going fishing and then everyone

says, did you catch anything? And you say no.

So we say yes.

When we see sun fishing, it's like hunting. You've got to thought, you

You've got to be quiet and silent.

Oh, hello.

Check out that little piece of ass.

Dude, she's hot. We should go pick her up.

Pretty, pretty girl.

Come on, after such a boring weekend, we didn't catch any fish, we didn't get

any pussy.

Let's just pick up this girl and have some fun.

Back in my day, I would be banging babes like that.

Okay, relax.

Mom barely kisses you.

Hey, now.

You seriously want to pick her up?

Hell yeah.

Look at her.

Well, then it will be up to you to make the moves on her.

whatever you say stepdad whatever you say all right

hello

hello hi guys i'm heading north into the next town do you think you could take

me we are going that way come on in

That's okay. Leave a laugh. Of course. You're the most beautiful girl I've seen

all week.

Oh my goodness. Thank you.

As you said, I'm so hot right now. It's so hot out there.

What did your name was?

My name is Avery. Nice to meet you. I'm Nick.

So I'm heading north. Can you guys take me?

Sure. Awesome.

We're happy to give you somewhere comfortable outside of that desert heat.

Thank you.

It is so hot out there.

Do you guys mind if I change?

Of course not. Go ahead.

Okay, awesome. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. I am just feeling so gross and sick.

I'm... Wow, Robe.

We actually caught a really big fish.

A big fish?

Do you know what kind it was?

Just a really, really big one.

Wow.

Okay, okay.

Was it a big fish?

Massive. Gargantuan. Yep.

Okay. But that's why we put it back. Because we were doing the right thing.

Yeah, we care about the environment.

I think these are yours.

Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

Yeah, well we're happy we can help you out.

Yeah, I really appreciate it. I was like dying out here in the sun.

Just sweating my tits off, you know?

Literally, yeah.

Wow. Yeah, we're so happy to help you.

Oh my goodness. Well, thank you again so much. It's so brutal out there.

All right.

This feels so much better. Yeah.

So where are you guys headed?

We are two or three towns more down this highway, but we'll drop you off in town

here. Okay, okay. Are you single?

Oh, no, I'm married.

You're married?

Yeah. Are you single?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Yeah. How old are you guys?

34. Oh, 34.

And you?

22. Oh, my gosh, me too.

That is so crazy.

Oh, my gosh. I am so grateful you guys picked me up. It's so hot out there.

It's starting to cool down a little bit, though. It's getting darker.

Yeah, the sun is setting.

Yeah. yeah well maybe we should get going soon are you guys gonna head home

after we drop you in uh in this next town we're heading straight home okay

i know of a motel pretty close by if you guys need to rest sure oh that's a good

idea yeah yeah okay well i'd love to show you this motel okay yeah cool

awesome

This place is pretty nice.

Yeah, it's a nice room.

There you go. There's your bags.

Yeah, beautiful.

Yeah. We should be comfortable here.

Nick, if you want to sleep in the car and make yourself comfortable, this has

got to be a joke. No. You can take this back. What are you talking about?

Well, I just thought we'd be staying in here for tonight.

She touched me first.

She touched my leg in my car.

No.

She even touched my dick.

Don't make me tell mom, okay? She's into me.

Hey, can someone grab me a towel, please?

Yeah, I'll get it.

I'll get it, no problem.

You lad, get the towels.

You know, I didn't want him in here anyway.

How did a smart guy like you end up with a son like that?

He's not my son. He's my stepson.

Yeah, but nothing to do with me really.

You know what I like about hitchhiking?

What? You go on all different kinds of crazy adventures.

And when you're in the middle of the road, no one knows your secrets.

I have a wife.

What, you don't like this?

I do like this.

As long

as no one would know about this, right? I mean, no

one would know.

No, no, no.

I like your little adventures, Nicole.

I

can

be pretty adventurous myself.

Yeah.

How does this undo?

Take this off.

Oh yeah.

Boing.

Is my dad still around?

Um, no. No, he's still around. Perfect.

It feels so good.

Can't believe you thought you had a chance.

Bet you that old geezer couldn't keep his dick hard.

Okay, okay, enough.

That's enough of that. What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing here?

She hit on me first.

No, she was coming on to me.

No, she wasn't.

I was coming on to both of you.

What? No.

You're grounded, son.

Don't make me. I'll tell mom.

No, look, instead of fighting, you guys should be working together against me.

Are you cool with that?

Okay, I guess I could be cool with that. Just don't tell mom.

Okay, I won't tell anyone.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Whoa.

Huh.

after the break.

What was he talking about?

Oh my god.

You're such a good slut.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yes.

I'm just like...

Turn you around.

Oh.

Okay. Okay.

I like that idea.

She is adventurous.

Very. Wow.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god

I feel

so great I feel so great

Oh, that is so fucking good.

Oh, slap. Oh, yes.

we should definitely go fishing again yeah we sure should son and we pick up

more hitchhikers