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What are you doing?

I'm reading.

Do you have anything to learn?

No.

How long are you going to keep reading for?

I don't know.

You've been reading for like an hour.

Well, it's a good book.

I can't stop.

It's like super boring.

No, it's interesting.

Why can't you just like...

Read like a summary thing for it or something.

Because? It's not the same.

It'd be the same thing.

You'd still be able to pass your test or whatever.

But it's a good book.

Oh my god.

You're a nerd.

Well, at least I'm smart.

I'm smart too. I'm smart enough to not want to read books all day.

I'm a freaking nerd.

What are you going to be doing?

I don't know.

I want to read.

Oh, God.

You know, you're like a bad girlfriend, to be honest.

I'm going to break up with you.

What?

For what? Because I want to hang out with my girlfriend?

Because you're disturbing me while I'm trying to read.

Stop.

Stop.

You're mean to me all the time.

I'm not mean.

I'm just trying to hang out with my girlfriend, and you're just...

Well, I want to pass this class, so...

read my book.

Oh, my God.

Well, I'm warning.

Well, I'm reading, so.

Oh, my God.

This is abuse.

You're abusing me. You know this?

Sorry.

Abusing me.

You're an abusive, abusive girlfriend.

I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend and hang out with you.

Yeah. And have sex.

Because I know that's what you want. You don't want to really read some stupid

book.

Yeah, but I want to pass my class.

Oh, God.

What am I supposed to do? Just, like, jerk off or something?

Yeah, just do that.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Is that what I'm supposed to look at your feet and jerk off?

Yeah.

Maybe I will.

Maybe you should.

Alright, yeah.

I will then.

Okay.

You can't stop me.

I'm not stopping you. Alright.

You're really drinking?

Yeah, you told me to.

Are you even mad at me now?

No, but you're such a pervert.

Why am I a pervert?

Because my girlfriend makes me horny?

You just seem to want to have sex all the time.

Yeah, that's normal.

I'm a normal man.

It's not that I'm busy.

It's the weekend.

I'm supposed to be like... I hope you don't have to do it. We should be like

having sex all day.

Yeah, you're a perv.

I just want to look up.

I'm sure.

That would ruin it. You can't stop me. I don't care.

It's not my book.

I'm just joking.

Now you've made me horny.

Good.

Well, you want to take a break now?

I guess.

See? Why did you just do it? I told you.

Do you want to put it in your mouth?

Yeah. Say please.

Please.

Please. Nicer.

Please.

I'm going to prove.

This is way better than some stupid old book.

You think so?

Yeah, I think so.

To be honest, it's your fault that I'm going all the time.

How? Because you're hot.

You make me have boners all the time.

That means you're responsible for taking care of them.

You're ridiculous.

Put me from behind.

That's how annoying.

I feel like I'm so hard.

I guess so.