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Arliss: For most of us,
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The dream of becoming a champion
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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It is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ I don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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Arliss: They say the only
difference between men and boys
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is the price of their toys.
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I say give a young
athlete a few million a year
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and he'll buy the toy store.
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No, no, no, don't throw that,
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it was just bottled!
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(cheering)
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Ah, relax, chief, I'm
not gonna drop it.
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Whoa! (laughs)
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See, that's why they
call him "Rounder,"
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Both: 'Cause he's
always 'round the ball.
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Swine! You philistine!
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Hey, relax, it's
only grape juice.
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(laughs) And a new
$30 million contract
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buys a lotta grape
juice, right, Kirb?
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(laughs) C'mon, Rounder,
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you're gonna give your
vintner a heart attack.
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My vintner, my winery,
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My house guests.
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You glad you came
out for the weekend?
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Yeah.
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Hey... let me show
you my new ride.
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You just got a
Lamborghini, what new ride?
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(laughs) They
came with the house.
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Yeah. I might get
some bison, too.
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You think I should
get some bison?
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Did you see that?
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That horse just winked at me.
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Oh, that was weird.
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That's Winsome Fire Dancer,
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or some classy shit like that.
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(laughs) Watch this.
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Here, sweetie, hello.
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Hey!
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What do you think
you're doing with that?
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I'm gonna feed my horse.
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Your horse has been fed.
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And if you gave her
all that grain, Rounder,
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she would die eating it.
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Hi. I'm Royce Taylor,
I'm head caretaker.
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Kirby Carlisle.
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This is my niece, Callie.
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She likes to visit,
and see the horses.
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Hi.
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Owning a horse is not
like owning a car, Rounder,
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it's a live animal.
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I don't like your attitude.
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You... work for me.
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C'mon, Kirb, I'll show you
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where I'm gonna
put my lake. (laughs)
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Nice meetin' ya.
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Arliss: I help my clients
attain the finer things in life.
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Because if they're
happy, I'm happy.
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Why aren't I gettin'
endorsements?
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Maybe it's because
of your record?
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Hey, my record is clean!
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Seven arrests, no convictions.
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Why aren't I gettin'...
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Endorsements?
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I see Kevin Garnett
sellin' sneakers.
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I don't see me sellin' anything!
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All I see is...
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Silver and gold, black and blue.
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Captivating! Tanya, I can't
understand why Nike didn't sign you.
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Medals, my chains,
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my prisons, my pain...
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In an age of marketing,
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One must find ways to
market each individual.
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Endorsements!!
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Luckily, we only accept clients
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of high personal character.
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Welcome to the Sports
Broadcasters Society Awards.
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I'm Gary Miller,
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and I'm honored to
be your host tonight.
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Lesley, Jen, you
guys are first up.
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Arliss, I can't believe
you sat two clients
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competing for the same
award at the same table.
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Why not? They're
both professionals.
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And you certainly weren't
gonna spring for two tables.
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Dick, it's okay. Jen and I can
be friends and competitors.
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Absolutely. But if
you win, you die.
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Now, to present our
first award of the evening,
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for outstanding
sideline reporting,
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former all-pro quarterback,
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and now one of our
broadcast colleagues,
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Sonny Willis.
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- Sonny?
- (applause)
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Thanks, Gary, I appreciate it.
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What is this, your
husband's presenting?
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Yep, and I told him I don't care
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whose name is in that envelope,
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if he doesn't call out
mine, he's not getting laid!
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The nominees for
outstanding sideline reporter
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are... Jill Arrington, CBS.
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(applause)
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Eric Dickerson, ABC.
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Lesley Visser, CBS.
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Now you're talking.
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And Jen Peary, Fox.
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(sighs)
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(applause)
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No favorites.
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And the award goes to...
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Oh, thank God.
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Jen Peary, Fox.
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- Yeah!
- (applause)
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Congratulations.
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(laughing)
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Congratulations.
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Ooh.
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No wonder we didn't win.
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I'll kiss her if you want.
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No!
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So proud of you.
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I love you.
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Oh... thank you.
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Oh, Lesley, it's true!
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See?
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(laughter)
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Thank you.
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Excuse me. Could I
have some more, please?
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He does have that
smoldering Russell Crowe thing
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with a smidge of
Freddie Prinze Jr.
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Right now, I'd
settle for a smidge
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of Freddie Prinze Sr.
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Are we restless tonight?
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Oh, please, I haven't had
a sexual drought this bad
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since the first
Bush administration.
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Honey, do I have
the guy for you.
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Is he single?
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Single, loyal, and
always available.
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Just add batteries.
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Trust me, Rita, you won't
even want dinner and a movie.
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Hmm...
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does he have a name?
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Mr. Friendly.
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Hmm...
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Bobby, why won't you
have Dart on the show?
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I mean, he's got a
very interesting story.
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Yeah, Arliss, I'd like to,
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but it's a little bit difficult
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to carry on a conversation
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with a man with
obscene cheek tattoos!
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Okay, what about Jay Jay?
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I mean, Bob, it's a new show,
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Why not have a
little controversy?
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Oh, sure, right, first question.
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Jay Jay, do you
prefer the handcuffs
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in front or behind your back?
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Fascinating, I'm
riveted already.
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Okay, I'm sensing hesitation.
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What about Tanya?
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You mean the
rhyming Miss Militant?
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When she talks,
the audience walks.
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Bobby, I have got to get these
three some television exposure.
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Do it for me!
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Arliss, even HBO has its limits.
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None of these people
are comin' on my show.
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None of them! Good luck.
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Bob...!
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Shit!
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So, we're playin' the Rams,
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We're up 17 to nothing,
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Look downfield, nobody's open,
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so I take off.
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And I'm working sideline.
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And I see her,
and I could slide,
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but I think, what
the hell, she's cute.
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No, you didn't!
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Boom, I crash right into her.
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Knocks me flat on my ass,
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The big galoot's on top of me.
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Hey, I'm no fool.
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To top it off, he cops a feel
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while we're lying there!
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That's when I knew
he was the man for me.
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Just call me a
hopeless romantic.
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That is so funny.
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(laughing)
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Arliss?
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What? Yeah, oh,
that's hysterical.
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Pay attention.
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How can I pay attention?
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I got big problems right now.
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Relax, these two are a hoot.
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They can put a positive
spin on anything.
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Any good agent can
rely on observation.
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The greats, however,
rely on inspiration.
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Guys, guys... tell
me another story.
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This is fresh wallaby
steak from Australia.
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Ah, yes, now, the
piece of resistance,
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Chateau Rounder, 2001.
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You'll note that my
face is on the label.
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(chuckles)
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So, a toast.
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To money.
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What good is it if
you don't spend it?
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(laughs)
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Guests: To money!
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Ugh... Ugh!
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(mumbling)
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Another round on Rounder.
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(chuckles)
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God!
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Ohh!
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Hey!
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(neighing)
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If Rounder tries to feed
you any of that wine,
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you run.
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You like horses?
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Oh, I like bettin' on 'em.
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That's a special
one, right there.
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Here.
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Give her this.
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- Uh, no, no.
- No, go ahead.
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Put it in your palm,
hold your hand out flat.
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Whoa. (laughs)
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Here you go, Fred.
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I call 'em Fred and Ginger.
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Ginger, huh?
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It's too bad your buddy
doesn't know jack shit
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about horses.
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He's just a client.
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With enough money
to burn a wet mule,
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and less sense than
a Confederate dollar.
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He's a new client.
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This place has been
my home for 15 years.
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Otherwise, I'd
quit in a heartbeat.
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(neighing)
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What does she want?
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(chuckles) What
every woman wants,
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attention.
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Yeah?
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Hello, Mr. Friendly.
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Talk to me, big boy.
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Oh...
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(moaning)
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What the hell is that thing?
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Um, a massager.
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For, um, uh... oh...
Oh... uh, my neck.
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Oh, ow, God, my neck is so sore.
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00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,396
Oh, let me see that.
267
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,631
My neck's been giving me fits.
268
00:10:32,698 --> 00:10:34,266
Oh, yeah, yeah.
269
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,734
Yeah... you mind if I keep this?
270
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,970
- Uhh...
- Get yourself another one, on me.
271
00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,505
Look, any messages?
272
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,574
Jen and Sonny
invited us to dinner.
273
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,809
Oh, perfect! Ask 'em
if we can bring a third.
274
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,481
Ah-ah! And get me Dick Clark.
275
00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,649
Dick, I'm telling
you, they're naturals.
276
00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,652
Arliss, two jock announcers
talking after dinner's one thing,
277
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,287
but can they handle
their own show?
278
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,957
Absolutely! They're
funny, good natured.
279
00:10:58,023 --> 00:11:00,059
And who's a better
producer for them than you?
280
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,128
This wine came from Rounder.
281
00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,262
Shh.
282
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,406
All right, Arliss,
I'll be there,
283
00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,474
but don't get your hopes up.
284
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,832
I mean, uh, TV's
a tough business.
285
00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:10,269
Dick, this is gonna make you
number one with a bullet. Eight p.m.
286
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,539
Yeah, all ri... I'll be there,
good-bye. Yeah, yeah.
287
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,574
If you can't bring
Mohammed to the mountain,
288
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,843
you bring the mountain
to Mohammed.
289
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,979
Which Mohammed?
We have a bunch of them.
290
00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:21,547
Rita, I've got a
fistful of clients
291
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,249
who've become
endorsement lepers.
292
00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,550
I need to clean 'em up.
293
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,651
What are you thinking?
294
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,420
I'm thinking an
AMM client car wash.
295
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,756
Somewhere to hose 'em
down, wipe off the schmootz,
296
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,525
and make 'em nice and shiny.
297
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:33,726
How are you gonna do that?
298
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,529
By putting them on Jen
and Sonny's new TV show.
299
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:37,930
I mean, you said it yourself,
300
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,166
these two can put a
positive spin on anything.
301
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,767
I mean, can't you see it?
302
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,136
Jay Jay, coming on with puppies,
303
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,605
showing his sensitive side.
304
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:49,475
A vulnerable Dart,
showing his artistic vision.
305
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,411
Tanya saying whatever
the hell it is Tanya says.
306
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:54,914
It's an opportunity to
book all our problem clients,
307
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,216
and bring them one step
closer to marketability.
308
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,317
I'm telling you, it's...
309
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,485
A client car wash.
310
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,055
Oh, how do I come
up with these ideas?
311
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,058
Uh, ooh... this is good.
312
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,193
I may come.
313
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,928
(laughs)
314
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:14,433
Give him a cold and my
big, tough football player
315
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,901
becomes a wittle baby.
316
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,637
Hey, I like staying in bed and
being waited on hand and foot.
317
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,039
My hand and foot.
318
00:12:20,105 --> 00:12:21,106
My cold.
319
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,642
- (both laughing)
- You're right. They're good.
320
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,044
What did I tell you?
321
00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:27,012
Go ahead, ask him.
322
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,514
A... Ask me what?
323
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,650
How do you stay so young?
324
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,628
I have a theory that there
are more than one of you.
325
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:34,887
You know, like Lassie?
326
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,488
(both laughing)
327
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:39,124
One Dick Clark dies, another
Dick Clark replaces him.
328
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,994
Sh-sh-sh, you got the
secret, but don't tell anybody.
329
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,629
I'm sorry, I gotta run.
330
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,264
Oh, Dick, you must stay.
331
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,175
Arliss, (quietly) I'll start
talking to the networks
332
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,601
about the show.
333
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,069
What show?
334
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,270
Arliss didn't tell you?
335
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,315
Oh, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick,
you... you better get goin' here.
336
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,350
You probably got the American
Music Awards, some blooper show.
337
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,319
Hey, "New Year's Rockin'
Eve" isn't that far away, is it?
338
00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,746
You know what? They're
charming. Call me tomorrow.
339
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,014
You got it!
340
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,351
Jen/Sonny: What show?
341
00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,786
Jen, this show is gonna
cross you two guys over
342
00:13:07,853 --> 00:13:09,188
into a whole new area.
343
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,699
I mean, I'm not talking
about a sports show.
344
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,067
We're talking about
a morning show.
345
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:13,626
That's beaucoup bucks.
346
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:14,692
I don't know.
347
00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,894
I do!
348
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,797
I mean, it'll be positive,
uplifting, good natured.
349
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,699
Think about it.
350
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,068
I'd rather think
about you, Arliss.
351
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,015
- So, Rita...
- Hmm?
352
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,450
How's, uh, Mr. Friendly?
353
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,753
Mr. Who?
354
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,121
Mr. Friendly.
355
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,690
Any sparks?
356
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,294
Actually, um... he's
seeing someone else.
357
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,962
Then he's a fool.
358
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,033
- Look, honey, Arliss brought wine.
- Oh, ha-ha!
359
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,459
I was just trying
to explain to Jen
360
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,102
how this TV show would be great
361
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,337
for the two of you.
362
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,772
For lots of people
you know, too.
363
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,307
Oh, let's not talk business now.
364
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,242
Let's give old Rounder a try.
365
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,410
Right, honey?
366
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,178
Mmm, you bet.
367
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,682
Mmm...
368
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,851
I think we should go.
369
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,253
Five minutes.
370
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,454
Okay, five minutes.
371
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,592
So, here's to great friends.
372
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,498
Ohh!
373
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:28,167
God, that sucks!
374
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,336
What's this shit called,
anyway, cha-blach?
375
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,704
Oh, maybe caber-not!
376
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,105
Guys?
377
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:37,776
There's only one
antidote I know of.
378
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,513
Oh, my God, "X"?
379
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,149
"X"? As in Ecstasy "X"?
380
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,293
Oh, Arliss, you're
gonna love it.
381
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,661
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
I... I don't think so.
382
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,154
C'mon, Arliss, loosen up.
383
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,190
Look, guys, guys, let's
talk about the show.
384
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,825
Take it.
385
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,959
It'll relax you.
386
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,295
And then we'll talk
about the show.
387
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,830
You promise?
388
00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,974
Okay, but you're gonna have
to tell me what to "X" -pect.
389
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,434
(laughs) Rita, you
don't have to take it.
390
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,871
I wasn't gonna let
you take it alone.
391
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,773
Good.
392
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,641
Great.
393
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,344
Five minutes.
394
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:21,620
Rounder, we don't need to
see the horses run tonight!
395
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,756
What do ya say?
Wanna see my horse run?
396
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,459
Crowd: Yeah! (cheering)
397
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,104
Let's all go back and
see how many people
398
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,205
we can get into the hot tub!
399
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:32,998
What the hell is goin' on here?
400
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,233
- Joey!
- (whinnying)
401
00:15:34,299 --> 00:15:36,535
Rounder: C'mon, pops,
let's have some fun!
402
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,036
(gunshot) Whoo-hoo-hoo!
403
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,204
Give me that!
404
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,374
(loud neighing)
405
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,143
You asshole!
406
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,452
I couldn't hold him back,
he stepped in the hole.
407
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:56,355
Nooo, it's not your fault.
408
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,056
Is the break bad?
409
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,430
What's goin' on,
Kirb. Is he hurt? What?
410
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,098
Kirby: He's...
411
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,267
I... I... I don't know... what?
412
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,768
Nooo!
413
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,137
- (gunshot)
- What the fuck did you do that for, man?
414
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,972
You just shot my horse!
415
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:18,811
Fuck...
416
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,614
Kirb?
417
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:25,918
I don't know...
418
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,697
Ginger, your buddy's gone.
419
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,570
Yeah, I know you're
gonna miss Fred.
420
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:45,971
I could've stopped him.
421
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,809
You understand I had
no choice but to shoot him.
422
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,146
I'm not blamin' you.
423
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,514
You did what you had to do.
424
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:59,351
The guy's not a horse
owner, Mr. Carlisle.
425
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,458
It's just a matter of time
426
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,322
before something happens to her.
427
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,090
She's his property.
428
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,558
And that's just the problem.
429
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,727
He thinks of her as property.
430
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,604
Oh, this pole feels so good.
431
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:21,340
This pole feels so good.
432
00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:23,575
Oh! Oh, uh, this feels so good,
433
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,912
what is it, suede?
Huh... take it off!
434
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:30,816
Oh! Oh, your skin feels like...
435
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,518
butter or something.
436
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,062
Jen, this is one hell
of an opportunity.
437
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,554
(growls like a cat)
438
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:36,688
Five minutes?
439
00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:37,755
Five minutes.
440
00:17:37,789 --> 00:17:39,625
Okay, I can get
you a helluva deal.
441
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,660
We can shoot the
pilot in... in two weeks.
442
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,502
You'll get a new wardrobe.
443
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,365
When you're hot, you're hot.
444
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,139
God, you've got oral skills.
445
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:57,976
Five minutes. Five minutes.
446
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,750
'Morning.
447
00:18:04,816 --> 00:18:06,552
- Messages?
- On your desk.
448
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,453
- Coffee?
- In the conference room.
449
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,467
That wasn't a dinner party,
450
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,893
that was a goddamn
orgy, for chrissakes!
451
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,237
You couldn't see
over the couch, right?
452
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,663
No, but I could hear.
453
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,731
Jesus, I had no idea
Mr. and Mrs. America
454
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:20,798
were swappers!
455
00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:21,843
Technically, they're swingers.
456
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,270
Who the hell cares? Rita,
we had sex with clients!
457
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,605
Hey, Arliss!
458
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,773
Jay Jay!
459
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:28,974
Hey, great news!
460
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,642
You're going on
the hottest talk show,
461
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,744
- "Get it Up with Sonny and Jen"!
- (nervous laugh)
462
00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:34,379
That's good. But listen.
463
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,648
My wife and I wanna have
you two over to the house,
464
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:37,715
For dinner.
465
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,017
- Us two?
- For dinner?
466
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,084
At your house?
467
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,195
Yeah, it'd give us a chance
468
00:18:41,219 --> 00:18:43,855
to get to know
each other better.
469
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,857
I'll call you. Pick a night.
470
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,795
Oh, my God, the word's out!
471
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,105
You think he knows?
How could he know?
472
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,173
How could he possibly know?
473
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,237
You heard him, didn't you?
474
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,333
(phone rings)
475
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,500
Arliss Michaels.
476
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,668
Hi, it's Sonny.
477
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:57,869
- It's them.
- (gasps)
478
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,271
Yeah, hi.
479
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,973
Mind if we come
over to the office?
480
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,875
Sure. Sure. Bye.
481
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,182
- They're comin' over.
- (gasps)
482
00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,912
Joey said there was a commotion.
483
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,347
What kinda commotion?
484
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:10,616
Where's my horse?
485
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,284
Somebody took my damn horse.
486
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:13,819
Wow, she's gone.
487
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,287
Yeah. It was probably
that caretaker.
488
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,655
You know, he doesn't like me.
489
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,557
(moaning)
490
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,292
Oh, I don't think it was him.
491
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,097
(moaning)
492
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,231
What the hell happened?
493
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,366
I couldn't stop 'em.
494
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,467
Who?
495
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:29,644
Animal rights
activists, I guess.
496
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,737
They stormed the
barn, took Ginger.
497
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,605
Wait, they were on my property?
498
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,842
They heard about Fred
and the wallaby steaks.
499
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:39,945
People that love animals
sure hate you, Rounder.
500
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,847
Fuck, I don't need this shit.
501
00:19:41,913 --> 00:19:45,183
Oh, man, this place doesn't
seem to be workin' out for you.
502
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,418
Huh... no kidding.
503
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,587
Dead horses, shitty wine,
504
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:49,721
pissed off activists.
505
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,456
Have you ever thought
about another hobby?
506
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:55,093
I mean, a restaurant,
a disco, galleries?
507
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,995
Chicks love galleries.
508
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,797
Yeah. Yeah!
509
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,174
I'll collect some
of those Monettes,
510
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:01,943
or some of the stuff by
the guy that drips the paint,
511
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,435
uh, Jackson Browne.
512
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,037
Somethin' with fuckin' class.
513
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,972
I'm gonna dump
this place. (laughs)
514
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:12,678
Arliss...
515
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,879
Be professional.
516
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,281
Arliss!
517
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:16,281
Hey-hey-hey-hey!
Welcome, welcome.
518
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:17,892
C'mon, guys, why don't
we all go in my office?
519
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,718
Rita, hold all calls.
520
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,887
I'd like to talk
to Arliss alone.
521
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:22,954
Alone?
522
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,156
I'll stay and talk to Rita.
523
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,257
Alone?
524
00:20:25,323 --> 00:20:26,358
C'mon.
525
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,630
Close the door, Arliss.
526
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:34,966
Uh, look, Jen...
527
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,869
if this is about last night,
528
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,739
let me assure you that
I've had all my shots.
529
00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,607
Arliss, we have a problem.
530
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,687
Look, I don't know any
other way to say this,
531
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,746
but I, for one, was
way out of line.
532
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,581
I mean, I know we're
a full service agency,
533
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:50,958
but full service
has many different...
534
00:20:50,982 --> 00:20:53,318
Arliss... we don't
wanna do anything
535
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,620
to jeopardize our marriage.
536
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,522
Oh, believe me, neither do I.
537
00:20:57,589 --> 00:21:00,625
We did it once.
We shouldn't have.
538
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:02,894
It just didn't work.
539
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,163
I didn't think so, either.
540
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:07,065
Not that we're not
fond of you both.
541
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:10,068
And, boy, what a meal!
542
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,205
Arliss, you did a great job.
543
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,974
Thank you. I gave
it my best shot.
544
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:19,511
But we just can't
work together anymore.
545
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,313
Can't... wh... you
mean I'm fi...?
546
00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:22,814
Wait-wait-wait-wait,
ho... hold on.
547
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,692
I know what happened last
night shouldn't have happened,
548
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,118
but i... it was
Rita's fault! Rita!
549
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,187
Sonny and I tried working
together on a show once before,
550
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:30,689
and it nearly broke us up,
551
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,457
so we're going to pass.
552
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,928
Wait... wait a minute.
Back up, back up.
553
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:38,663
What are we talking about?
554
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,633
The TV show. It
would spoil everything.
555
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,101
You're not gonna do the TV show?
556
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:46,471
Our time apart makes
our time together more...
557
00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:48,039
special.
558
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,643
If you know what I mean.
559
00:21:56,581 --> 00:21:57,716
The costuming, the staging,
560
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,060
the guy playing
Simba was incredible.
561
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,084
I was gonna go,
562
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,696
but Arliss gave my
tickets to Randy Moss.
563
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,698
You know, and it's not just
for kids, it's for everyone, I...
564
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:04,923
"Lion King", right?
565
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:05,990
How'd it go?
566
00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,259
Fine. Bye, Rita.
567
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:08,393
Bye.
568
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,628
Later.
569
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:14,399
Arliss: Unbelievable.
570
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:16,034
What happened? I want details.
571
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,101
Unbelievable.
572
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,037
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
573
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,305
Get Dick Clark.
574
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:22,207
They don't wanna do the TV show.
575
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,943
My car wash just got washed out.
576
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,011
Shit!
577
00:22:26,077 --> 00:22:27,145
What happened?
578
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,246
They won't work together.
579
00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,457
They'll fuck other
people together,
580
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,121
but they won't work
together, unbelievable.
581
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:32,827
So I take it you're
not going over tonight.
582
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,119
Over where?
583
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,921
Never mind.
584
00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,355
Wait a minute!
585
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,960
They invited you
back, didn't they?
586
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,197
They might have
mentioned... something.
587
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:47,699
They invited you back
and didn't invite me?
588
00:22:47,766 --> 00:22:49,301
I'm not going, of course.
589
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,902
Well, why wasn't I invited?
590
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,880
What, was there some
kind of secret orgy etiquette
591
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:54,706
I didn't know about?
592
00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:56,441
Excuse me.
593
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:59,778
I... I mean, sure, I was a
little fast, but I was drugged!
594
00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:04,749
Arliss: Webster defines
a toy as an amusement,
595
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,919
a pastime, something
of little importance.
596
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,922
I disagree.
597
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,100
Dick Clark: All right, this is the
moment we've been waiting for.
598
00:23:13,124 --> 00:23:14,435
That big ball's
about ready to drop.
599
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,328
And it's ten, nine,
600
00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:19,965
eight, seven arrests,
no convictions!
601
00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,335
Six, five, four, three,
602
00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:26,738
two, one, voice
trying to be heard.
603
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,041
Celebration! Frustration!
604
00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:32,644
Happy New Year,
have a great one!
605
00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:36,448
How do I do it? How do I do it?
606
00:23:36,514 --> 00:23:39,117
As an agent, I pride myself
607
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,353
on bringing people together.
608
00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,421
To make them feel comfortable,
609
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,724
to help them settle in.
610
00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:47,726
Working side by side,
611
00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:50,095
hand in hand with my associates.
612
00:23:50,161 --> 00:23:52,497
Together, we
anticipate any situation
613
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,733
that might arise.
614
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,536
Remember, nothing
is more satisfying
615
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,040
than the warmth
of a friendly face.
616
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,075
My name is Arliss Michaels.
617
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,211
I represent athletes.
618
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,114
These are my stories.
619
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:11,917
Arliss: Ooh...!
620
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:17,155
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