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I don't know if we're going to get

these cookies done in time to get to

the church.

Fuck, I know.

And we gotta like finish wrapping the presents

and...

And we still have to decorate outside.

I'm up.

Oh.

Alex!

Knock it off.

Miss Fox was kind enough to invite us

into her home.

Now you better stop being an asshole or

I'm gonna tell your dad.

Well, dad's not gonna be around for a

week, so...

Oh, just behave.

Apologize to Miss Fox right now.

Sorry, Miss Fox.

It's okay.

Yeah, I think my swap sign helped started

this.

Huh, like my swap sign needs any encouragement.

I think they're both bad influences on each

other.

Alright, you two assholes, scoop.

Get out of here, go.

You're just cluttering up the place anyway.

Little bastards.

His father has been away for way too

long already.

I know how that goes.

It's a chore to keep my swap sign

in check.

Yeah, and the fact that I'm missing out

on Dick too.

Shit, me too.

Thank you.

I really miss taking Dick.

Shit, me too.

My husband's in such a slag in the

sack.

I'm sorry, I'm just super horny.

Well, me too.

Wish we could go get some dick.

Well, we're not in college anymore.

We're stepmoms now.

What the hell?

The tree.

What the hell?

I'm sorry, Miss Fox.

We were just messing around.

We didn't mean to do that.

You're goofing around again, huh?

Okay, you put the tree there.

It's kind of your fault.

It could have fallen on us and hurt

us really badly.

I don't know why you're really blaming us,

really.

Your mistake.

It's kind of really responsible.

Oh, hello.

Oh, yes.

That's the spot, baby.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Emma!

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

That's my stepson.

Well, don't you think this is a better

use for his mouth?

Oh, my God.

I mean, what do you say, champ?

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

That's fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know if I can hear you.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Holy fuck.

It's so deep.

It's so deep.

OK.

Oh, God.

Oh

Oh

Oh fuck Fuck me Oh Oh Oh Oh

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

Oh Oh Yeah

So painful Oh god Haha Yeah.

Take it, take it, take it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God, it's so fucking thick.

Oh my God.

It's so thick.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

That's so cold.

Come here.

Come here, Rob.

Poor baby.

Poor thing.

Beautiful.

Oh, thank you, Jτά.

Praise the Lord.

Oh, they are reaching in.

It's ok.

You know what would be really hot, if

we infect your steps?

Are we allowed to do that?

Uh-huh.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Come here.

Little shit.

Hey Sam.

I'm not gonna tell your dad about this.

No, no, no.

Don't tell your dad.

OH!!

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh man.

Oh man.

Oh Oh

my God, I'm feeling mean.

Yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Ahh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my

God, oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ah, ah, oh, my God, you're making me

calm.

Oh, you're making me calm.

Oh my God, don't tell your fucking dad.

Oh my God, that's so fucking big, fuck,

no.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

That feels so good.

It's so good.

Oh my God, it's so fucking good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Is that something you like to do?

Oh, oh, oh my God.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,

fuck.

You know, we've came so many times, it's

sanitary.

You think?

Mm-hmm.

I think you're right.

Woo!

He he he he he he.

What is that?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm, yeah, I like that.

I'm too good at this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Yes.

Back.

Back.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Back back.

God, I want you to fall over me,

amen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna make you take a cup.

I'm gonna make you take a cup.

Oh my God.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, that's good for step-mommy that,

come on.

Oh, fuck.

That's just a good boy.

Oh my God.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh

my

God, I can't.

Oh my God.

I'm so good.

I had this idea for New Year's.

Yeah, does it involve two hot step-moms

and two very lucky young men?

Hell yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Amen.

Amen.