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NARRATOR: Previously on "Wynonna Earp”...

You got your magic gun ready to go?

I gave it to my mortal enemy. - You are the one. The champion.

You are the daughter of one of two angels tasked with protecting the garden.

Juan Carlo... - And Julian.

The blood eclipse occurs on this very night.

There's one happening soon. Like, tomorrow.

No-show. Not the face!

DOC: You will save me. - Yeah, I saved you. Exactly.

HE ROARS

What did you do? - What happened to Doc?

NICOLE I wish I knew.

Being an Earp sucks balls.

You can barely see the marks. - So then we don't tell Wynonna?

What, that Doc killed him?

NICOLE SIGHS God.

There's no way to tell someone this.

Especially not her and.., definitely not now.

OVER THE RADIO Sheriff Haught, what's your 20?

I'm at the station, Sheriff Nedley. What do you need?

Things are going to H-E-triple hockey sticks out here.

We need more hands.

OK, yeah, Roger that.

The town evacuation is a lot.

I... I need to think, anyway. - OK.

Are you sure you're OK?

Yeah, of course.

OK. - Stay safe.

OK. You too.

NICOLE'S FOOTSTEPS FADE

MUSIC RISES

CHARLIE TAKES A SHARP BREATH

Whoa! Oh!

Hey. - Hi...

Stupid prophetic moon.

Simmer down, it's two o'clock in the morning.

I tried, Dolls.

You bet on the wrong horse.

HORSE HOOFS BEAT ON THE GROUND

And now there's one walking through my yard.

Don't stop now. Keep going.

Run for your life. This is your chance.

OK, good talk.

Some of us have to figure out how to save the world.

A SIREN WAILS

The old tornado siren?

ROBIN: That's it. We've evacuated the whole town.

NICOLE Except for a few stragglers.

Yeah, well, they all seemed to leave without much fuss.

Anyone with a brain in their head

wants to run away from Purgatory, not toward it.

Like wildlife. Which, by the way, are also fleeing the Triangle.

I helped a panicked pack of hedgehogs across the river.

See? And Nedley thought you were too soft to be emergency deputy.

I'm a cop now. - OK.

We had an emergency safety vest

and we were desperate, but we do appreciate the help.

Hey, your dad get out OK?

Yeah, yeah. The Whitlocks had extra space in their car.

They're driving him as far as Petersburg at my uncle's.

Was he scared?

Yeah. Yeah, he never leaves Purgatory.

Is that moon ever gonna set?

I'm worried about what happens when it does.

Well, keep the faith, Nicole.

Jeremy's been up all night doing something with Bulshar's arm.

Yeah, you really think he can science his way out of this one?

Oh, he'll die trying.

CAR ENGINES ROARS

WYNONNA: Hey, whistle heads!

TIRES SCREECH - DOOR CLICKS OPEN

Haven't seen Purgatory this empty

since Pussy Willows had a charity car wash and a shorts shortage.

Hey, can you go check the buildings on 5th and 6th?

Just make sure they're clear?

Do hedgehogs get mad when you impose on a family meeting?

ROBIN CHUCKLES SOFTLY

HIS FOOTSTEPS GO AWAY

Evacuating the town. Smart.

Yeah. We told them it was a forest fire. - Nice.

Yelling "Run for your lives, killer moon" tends to fill their dipes.

They don't even know what's coming. - Like hell they don't.

PEOPLE SHOUT IN THE DISTANCE

Where's Waverly? - Uh, she was at.., the station...

Yeah, I just stopped by. It's deserted now.

I need to find her. 9-1-1-ish.

Why? What's going on? - Has she told you about Kevin?

No. Who's he?

You don't think Waves would do it. - I don't think Waverly would do what?

CAR ENGINE STARTS

I'll keep you posted, Red. - Wynonna!

TIRES SQUEAL

Look, you can't just leave me with half the story! We gotta talk about Kevin!

Why would she take off today of all days?

Penny.., you want a cookie?

Penny? Here, love!

REID WHISTLES

Because our dog totally wandered into the bar.

Huh! Looting? Well, I never.

BOTH CHUCKLE

REID EXHALES

We can't just leave her behind. - What's the big rush, anyway?

FLUID SPLASHES

Classic Purgatory panic.

Let me guess, monsters on the loose?

REID CHUCKLES

SHRILL MUSIC PLAYS

Penny?

Here, love!

Yes, loves. Here.

MUSIC RISES

BIRDS CHIRP

Waverly Earp, get up!

Hi. - Don't hi me! Stand right now!

Stop freaking out, OK? - What are you doing here?

I don't... I don't know. I guess I just wanted to see the stairs.

Well, so would I. Where are they?

EERIE MUSIC PLAYS

You promised me you wouldn't do this.

BIRDS CHIRP

You know, I didn't... I didn't quite believe her.

Kevin. But then something else happened with...

with me and the ring.

More face-melting? Face-fixing?

I raised someone from the dead. I'm here to save humanity.

Oh, geez...

WYNONNA SCOFFS

You know what? - That is my purpose.

If you're not gonna let me climb those stairs, then I'm gonna have to make you.

Make me? - Yeah. This is bigger than you.

I'll tell you what's bigger than you: me.

IMPACT THUD Ah!

Oh.., shit.

MUSIC: "Take Me To The Freeway" by Genders Plays

Sorry, Waves. But it's like Daddy used to say:

"This hurts you more than it hurts me."

ENGINE STARTS

You did what? - Yeah, she's safe.

For now. - You knocked her unconscious!

She didn't even know how she got to the stairs.

But the look on her face when I found her there...

We can't keep her prisoner. - Or trust her.

Please, Nicole, just until this is over.

I mean, we can't take the chance. - No.

Right? Especially if it risks losing her.

Exactly. So that's why you need to drive her somewhere safe.

Out of the Ghost River Triangle.

I am the Sheriff in a town under siege!

I can't just road-trip my honey down to Austin for tacos!

Besides, I would be terrible at keeping Waverly anywhere.

She could convince me to do anything.

Get a blazing phoenix tattoo all up your butt?

Yeah, if that's what she really wanted in her beautiful heart.

One way or another, I have to take on Bulshar.

Here. I can't just zip off with Waves on the back of my murdercycle.

Oh...

Hey.

Charlie. - Hey.

Got no shoes there, Chuck.

Well, it's almost spring.

I just want to feel the asphalt between my toes.

You.., you were.., you...

That's Ch... Charl...

What's with the stuttering? There's no way it's due to "Charlie".

Hey, come on, Wynonna. You already dumped me

even after I got all the gunk out of your lawnmower.

Not a euphemism. It's not.

You sure? - Yeah.

I just want to know if I can help?

What if Chief Me had an assignment for you?

It's not likely. - It's not just for her. It's...

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT: It's for me. And it's for Waverly.

For Waverly? Yeah, OK.

A SHOP ALARM WAILS

Uh, I gotta go take care of that.

Can you tell Waverly that I...

Flaming-phoenix butt tattoo. - Sure.

On it.

OK, listen. All you have to do is get her out of town.

Anywhere you want.

As long as the Ghost River Triangle is in your rear-view mirror

by the time you get there. - OK, got it.

OK. And... I know you're not doing this for me.

But could you maybe apologise when she comes to?

Yeah. For what?

TRUNK COVER SQUEAKS

WAVERLY SPEAKS MUFFLED What the fuck Wynonna? No!

COVER CLINKS - WAVERLY SHRIEKS

Well, look at that, she's awake.

WAVERLY BANGS

KATE: Doc?

FOOTSTEPS CLATTER ON THE STAIRS

Henry? - Hello, Countessa.

I thought you were ill.

You don't look it.

Well, does heartsick count?

Your text said it was an emergency.

It sure felt like one.

You left me.

You're in love with someone else.

Who will not love what I have become.

You became this for her.

Or what I have done.

What's that?

I do not want to talk about her anymore.

I want.., to eat.

Tabitha? Reid?

FOOTSTEPS SHUFFLE ON THE FLOOR

Oh, my God, Tabs, look at her.

She's the beautifulest. I need her.

Oh, no. Don't.., don't do that.

You've learnt to glamour. - I've taught them some sweet tricks.

And some less-sweet ones.

The reluctant vampire has well and truly changed his mind.

Where'd all the boring moral qualms go?

You wanted this. You made this.

Oh.., now you're scary.

This is what you love.

Well? Do you like us?

We like us.

And him.

So.., won't you come play?

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, Henry.

You'll be the death of me.

Until then...

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

Let us truly live.

BOTH GURGLE

EVIL LAUGHTER

Oh, my goodness.

HE CHUCKLES

Oh!

CANE CLINKS ON THE FLOOR - BOBO THUDS ON THE GLASS

BOBO! Jesus! What the hell are you doing here?

Hey. Never mind. The keys are in the drawer.

BOBO GRUNTS AS HE GETS UP

KEYS JINGLE

Thanks, cockmonkey.

This'll make it easier to get all the goodies.

Cop guns are the best guns.

Sure. Yeah, yeah, take 'em all. Alright? Just open the goddamn door, OK?

Hui. Hui. Hey!

Open the door, alright?

IN CANTONESE Rumour is that you work for the mortals now.

No, no, no, no, no. Listen to me.

How am I in a cell if I'm on the mortals' side, huh?

What I know is that you betrayed each and every last Revenant here

anytime you got a chance.

Let's tie him to the back of four ATVs and draw-'n-quarter him.

THEY CHUCKLE

You want something?

I'm gonna tell you something, alright? Just between us, OK?

The Earp heir.., ain't got her gun no more.

Huh?

What? - Yeah, yeah.

BOBO don't work for nobody. Alright, open the door.

IN CANTONESE Leave him. We have bigger fish to fry.

He's right. Leave him.

Just open the door, Rolf.

Pretty fitting end for a dog who's lived past his days.

Sit, BOBO, sit.

TENSE MUSIC PLAYS - BOBO GRUNTS

ROLF EXHALES AND LAUGHS LOUDLY

Open the door, Rolf. Rolf, open the door!

Open the door! - ROLF LAUGHS

Let me outta here! Rolf! - ROLF LAUGHS

Wynonna said she's gonna try to build an arsenal while we wait for the end.

Whatever she can find. - Where are you taking me?

She said I can take you anywhere outside the Triangle.

What, Vegas? Tahiti? Dollywood?

I've never been anywhere that exotic. - Yeah, me neither.

Guessing you and I won't get too far on our Air Miles.

Probably not the best time for a gap-year adventure, huh?

Wynonna told you about me going into the Garden, right?

Yeah.

She said this is a big-sisterly precaution.

She said you promised not to do anything dumb.

I lied.

I.., need to climb those stairs.

This hunger to help, I know it's what I'm here for.

It's my job to keep you away from that. I promised.

WAVERLY SIGHS

Well, then, you're gonna need to pull out your Boy Scout knot knowledge.

What makes you think I was a Boy Scout? - Your face.

The whole thing, really. - I don't want to tie you up.

And I don't wanna have to sacrifice myself to save humanity.

SHE SIGHS WITH EXASPERATION

Not until I.., absolutely have to.

BAG THUDS IN THE CAR

STICKS CLANK

CAR DOOR SHUTS

TAILGATE CLINKS - WYNONNA GRUNTS

Oh, look...

It's the world's worst Sons of Anarchy cos-players.

Sorry, fellas, don't have time to fix your mopeds.

What about.., shoot us?

You know, I'm little busy right now, guys.

Maybe you've heard?

Bulshar's.., gonna enslave the world and murderise us all.

BOBO was telling the truth.

She ain't got Peacemaker.

BOBO. Figures.

Fine, ruin my haul photos.

That ain't your magic gun, Princess.

No. But it can still pow-wow your nads off.

WEAPON CLICKS

THEY LAUGH

Or it would, if it came loaded when you stole it.

We got plans for you, Wynonna.

Tennis lessons?

Let's just say we're betting on the winner.

And the winner is a serpent.

You're our fealty.

Our gift.

For Bulshar.

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

I don't do ringlets!

I haven't done a lady's hair since my sister's wedding in '79.

1879.

She was marrying the man I loved.

Can we dump our emotional purses out later, Jarvis?

I have actual shit to do!

Holy shit. Am I back in Bulshar's abattoir?

Just leave the hair, goddammit!

Bulshar is the snake, the one who cursed humanity.

Revenants aren't part of humanity. - You were.

You took care of your sister, you loved people you weren't supposed to once.

Aligning with Bulshar is our only chance for survival.

Really? Like his zombified slaves?

Does that look like survival to you?

MUSIC PLAYS

Think she'll fit into this?

It's creepy how you keep trying to get ladies into your dead wife's dress.

SOMETHING CLATTERS

WAVERLY: How did you know to come down this driveway?

CHARLIE: I don't remember turning at all. Just wasn't safe to keep going.

WAVERLY: Where did all this fog come from?

CHARLIE: I dunno. Rolled in out of nowhere.

WAVERLY: Always a good sign. - CHARLIE: Yeah.

WAVERLY: My mum's greenhouse.

Maybe the fog wanted us to come here.

No gardeners tending this place for years, but the plants just.., keep on growing.

CHARLIE: Yeah, all they have is instinct.

Anticipation that spring will come, like it always has.

WAVERLY SCOFFS

Jeez, that's optimistic.

And we will be, too.

Charlie?

Holy shit.

What?

MUSIC RISES

What? - Nothing.

I think I like greenhouses.

CHARLIE CHUCKLES

But who doesn't, right?

Well, seasonal allergy sufferers?

CHARLIE LAUGHS

Yeah. Naturally.

So, what, we just hunker down here till it clears up?

Just till it clears up.

Kate, wake up!

FOOTSTEPS RATTLE

One night with you

and a lady ends up in a filthy basement doing filthy things.

Actually, there was no night last night. We should go.

If Bulshar gets into that garden

there will be nowhere to hide in the entirety of all the territories.

And your friends? Are they hiding?

You play too rough. You broke my toys.

They're not toys, and your talent is not to be trifled with.

Their pleasure was as real as my power.

I coerced nothing from them they were not gasping to give.

KATE SIGHS

You're awfully pissy for a man who feasted like a king.

DOC COUGHS LOUDLY

DOC GRUNTS

It wasn't enough!

Henry, what is it?

DOC INHALES DEEPLY

I can smell it.

A.., fog is rolling in.

KATE INHALES SHARPLY

The kind that has a purpose, like a hand is coiling it around us.

Or it is bringing us a gift.

I need to taste it again.

DOC GRUNTS

You can't still be hungry.

I will find him, with or without you.

DOC BREATHES HEAVILY

Fine, then.

Since you asked so nicely.

FOOTSTEPS RATTLE ON THE FLOOR

MUSIC INTENSIFIES

CHARLIE SNIFFLES

You're sad.

I thought... I thought my knot work was pretty decent.

No, I mean...

I'm sorry about you and Wynonna.

Ah, I'm not sure there ever was much of a me and Wynonna.

Can we talk about something else? - Sure.

Yeah? - Uh... Oh, firefightin'?

WAVERLY CHUCKLES What kind of dog is the cutest?

How about you tell me what you like best about Sheriff Haught? How about that?

Oh, wow.

WAVERLY INHALES

Huh. Where to start? Um...

Well, she.., she's brave, and loyal.

And really great in...

ROPE RUSTLES

At, uh, being good.

And she likes me when... when I'm none of those things.

I've seen you in action.

You're pretty good.

Where are you from, Charlie? - That's a long story.

Well, I think we've got time. Wheelbarrows of time.

What's your family like?

OK, uh.., honestly?

GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS

CHARLIE SIGHS

I don't know.

Doctor said I must've had a head injury or something.

I just remember walking into Purgatory.

I was starving.

God. - Had no shoes on. And, uh...

SUDDEN TENSE MUSIC

WHOOSHING SOUND

The main thing is I'm healthy as a horse now, sir. No criminal record.

I've lost a lot of good men.

And Lord knows I could use a strong guy like yourself.

This is a dangerous job.

It takes.., a certain kind of person.

I'm your man, sir. All I want to do is help people.

That's the only thing I remember. That's all I know for sure.

Did you just see that? - Yeah.

All you want to do is help people.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Huh.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

DOC WHISTLES

Haven't you heard? We're evacuating the town.

Whatever it is, you're gonna have to call County.

I'm looking for a friend of yours.

FIRE CHIEF SCOFFS

The station's closed, my guys are gone. Like I said, we're evacuating everyone.

Like I said... I'm looking for Charlie.

Who's asking? - Your master.

Do you know who you just drew upon?

GUN CLICKS

Sir, if I wanted you dead...

You'd be dead. - GUN CLICKS

KATE'S GUN CLICKS

Tell my man what he wants to know.

My phone. It has the... the dispatch grid for Vehicle 4.

FIRE CHIEF BREATHES NERVOUSLY

It'll give you the GPS coordinates... for him.

DOC SIGHS Nicely done, sir.

FIRE SHOTS RATTLE - FIRE CHIEF GROANS

Henry, why did you shoot him? - It's not important, Countessa. I must go.

What? - Before he goes anywhere.

I need it.., so bad. The blood.

There's something very wrong with you. - Mmm.

Whose fault is that?

No, this is new. It shouldn't be like this!

You'll be fine. But if I don't drink off him again, I won't be.

SHE SCREAMS Doc!

Lord Bulshar.

We are late giving you our fealty, but we know you're gonna like it.

I'm delighted to let you know that Miss Wynonna Earp now belongs to you.

VOICES CHEER IN THE BACKGROUND

Smile, bitch.

So you can see the teeth that are gonna bite your dick off?

A SLOW CLAPPING ECHOES

Jasum Crow, Earp, what the hell is this outfit?

Mercedes. - Welcome to the Purgatory yacht club, bitch.

Is Bulshar torturing you or controlling your broke-ass brain?

Neither. Unless you count an extremely good Manhattan as mind control.

Are you banging him?

Gross. Ugh. No.

I'm just his lady-friend.

That's one of the good things about this arrangement.

There's none of that "me-conqueror-you-spoils-of-war" type shit.

He doesn't even care. The whole "wives" thing is just for show.

Ugh... Thank God for that...

What you're missing is that this whole thing is, uh...

An Apocala-tunity.

DRINKS SPLASH

No. - OK. It's the Titanic.

You're floating on a door in the middle of the ocean.

You just have to hold Leonardo DiCaprio's head underwater

just long enough to ride it out.

You have lost your shit.

Wynonna, look. Look at my beautiful, beautiful face.

Your skin is like butter. - I know. Right?

And I just got it back. Now what?

I'm supposed to just get it melted off again because old Ball-sag over there

just wants to, what, claim God's abandoned.., backyard?

Nope. Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm. No, Mercedes is here to play ball.

With the demon who cursed my family?

I won't do that. I keep fighting.

Yeah, we know, sweetie.

Your eye-bags have "fighter" written all over them.

Look, the martyr complex thing isn't working for you anymore.

He's got your gun, Wynonna. -I'm not my gun.

No, you're a stubborn ass who refuses to get that she's already lost the war.

Time we started thinking about just.., surviving this.

For Waverly. For your baby.

I never asked. Was it a boy, or a girl?

You're such a coward. - And your friend.

You know I dig your whole "punch-first-ask-questions-never" vibe.

I even kinda love you.

But I will not let you get me killed. Again.

And if being a coward's what it takes to get through to the end of the world...

then chickenshit me up.

Thank you, ma'am. - "Ma'am"?

Choke on the olive.

I can touch you again with the ring, if you want to remember more.

I've been trying to be cool, I've been trying to listen.

Understand how things go here in Purgatory, but I might've just hit my limit.

You have great timing.

I know that fog brought us here... And what are those?

Maybe magnolias? Y'know, I'm not great at botany.

These were not flowering when we first got here.

These should not be blossoming at all this far north.

What? What's happening to us?

We need to leave. - What? Why?

I, uh... I know this place, Waverly. And I know your ring.

Wh-what?

How? How is that possible?

A CAR ENGINE REVS OUTSIDE

TENSE MUSIC - A CAR DOOR SHUTS

And now we need to hide. - What?

Get up. Let's go.

NICOLE OVER RADIO: Hey, Chief, you there?

Chief, it's the Sheriff. There's a rogue alarm going off downtown.

KATE BREATHES RAGGEDLY

Do you copy?

KATE GROANS LOUDLY

Chief!

KATE GROANS IN PAIN

KATE GRUNTS

Sheriff.., it's Kate.

Doc's.., friend.

The chief and I.., we need help.

I appreciate.., the hospitality.

What you lack in promptness, you've nearly made up for in respect.

Your fealty has been accepted.

CHEERS AND CLAPPING ERUPT

Hey, pass me that? No truffle mash is going into the compost on my watch.

CLAPPING DIES DOWN

Allow me... To offer a plum of my own, in return.

In all these months, my fiercest warrior

was lost in battle with some local rabble.

Rabble that has since been...

divided and defeated.

THEY LAUGH

I've decided to offer you the position of honour.

As I journey to my triumph tomorrow...

I will take one of you...

as my first lieutenant.

Who is worthy?

I am.

This dinner plan was mine. So was the offering of the heir.

IN CANTONESE Not yours alone.

Does anyone have a phone? We should periscope this.

WYNONNA: Pick me.

IN CANTONESE What the fuck?

You are not a warrior.

You are fealty.

I'm the Earp heir.

This is the most thrilling rose ceremony ever.

"Were" the Earp heir. - I am...

Was a strong opponent.

Stronger than any of these fainting couches, and you know it.

BULSHAR LAUGHS It would be ludicrous to trust you.

I only want one thing.

I've only ever wanted one thing, Bulshar.

To keep my family safe.

My sister. - Ah...

The wee kitten.

THE CROWD LAUGHS

The chosen one.

I don't want her chosen.

I'll wipe your ancient ass for you if it'll keep her safe.

So you can count on me. Make me the lieutenant.

EVERYONE BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER

You think this is a joke?

What else do you want from my family, Bulshar?

What else do you want from me?

You want fealty? I'll pay.

You want me to beg?

Please. Give me this last chance to save my family.

I will fight like hell for you. Please!

BULSHAR ROARS Put her in a cell! Now!

MUSIC RISES

Hey. I did not eat his potatoes. Got it?

What did you mean before when you said you knew this place?

No. - Did you know the Gibsons?

CHARLIE BREATHES HEAVILY

My.., my family? - I'm not doing it.

CHARLIE INHALES SHARPLY - WHOOSHING

Promise you'll be back.

GENTLE MUSIC PLAYS - BIRDS CHIRP

My love.

We'll all be together now.

CHARLIE BREATHES HEAVILY

You're not Charlie. - Oh...

My mother was...

is.., in love with you.

Oh, God. You and Wynonna...

No, that's too much. - Charlie.

I'm not doing that. That's too much.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, it's OK. Come here. Stay with me.

THE DOOR BANGS OPEN

DOC SNARLS Charlie, darling.

Congratulations on surviving.

And that blood of yours...

Oh, I knew you were special, but still.

Oh, come now, Charlie, let us not waste time!

We both know that I will find ya.

He'll kill you. Again.

WAVERLY GRUNTS

Hi, Doc.

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

TENSE MUSIC

Where is Charlie? - Well, Charlie's not here.

Well, his truck is still here. - I stole it. Yeah.

Who doesn't want to drive a fire-truck, eh?

Next time, I'll grab a Dalmatian, too.

You are a sweet little.., liar!

WAVERLY GASPS

DOC INHALES HER SMELL

And you smell like him.

In your blood.

Angel blood.

You two are the same.

You.., and Charlie.

He's not Charlie.

He's Julian.

He's my father.

THEY ALL LAUGH AND CHATTER

What just happened? - Uh, you ruined dessert.

That was the first time I've seen him, like...

Scared. Was he scared?

I think that's the first time I've seen you scared.

I am.

He yanked his hand away.

You think Bulshar can't touch you?

WYNONNA BREATHES HEAVILY

I think I can't touch him, or something bad happens.

To him.

That's your advantage, that's what you've got.

What happened to "chickenshit me up"? - You happened.

You always happen, Wynonna.

There are no Revenants without the Earps.

I'm cursed because you are.

Bulshar did that... He did that to all of us, not me.

But playa played himself, because if Wynonna touches him...

I can kill him. - Because when you curse someone

there's a cost to yourself.

A price that has to be paid.

I'm Bulshar's price.

That Snake Daddy didn't count on Wynonna being this expensive.

They think you basic, but you classic Chanel, doll.

Thank you.

This isn't gonna be easy.

KEYS CLINK

You've killed a lot of our kind. - I get that.

Meanwhile, I will make sure El Creepo is distracted.

Bro... - What?

The girls wanna watch this go down, too.

OK, c'mon, c'mon.

HIGH HEELS CLICK ON THE FLOOR

["Any Moment" by Jeen Plays]

♪ I know that talk is cheap, but can you hear me now ♪

♪ I will be living in the moment ♪

♪ Two feet, I'm walking on the ocean ♪

♪ Got a heart beating, everything is golden ♪

Charlie is your father?

What a joke. - Just more proof the universe is cruel.

The universe is hilarious.

DOC CHUCKLES

My best friend's great-great-granddaughter...

was sleeping with her baby sister's daddy.

But Wynonna loves you.

Like this? Stop lying! - And you love her too, Doc.

I do not feel love.

DOC TAKES A DEEP BREATH

Hell, I do not feel anything at all.

Only hunger.

For him.

And for you! - No!

Why don't you let me leave you at the hospital?

You think they have a first-aid kit for vampires in the ER?

Hospitals are where I go to snack, sweetie.

KATE SIGHS

Dead. Dead.

We all end up dead. - OK, try again.

Well, it looks a lot better than it did even half an hour ago.

But it is a gunshot wound, OK? Not a hang-nail.

This endless day... I'm regenerating slower.

No darkness to recharge me. But I will heal.

Dead. Dead. Dead. Again.

You really need to rest. - I need to find John Henry.

He's beyond the reach of man.

Woman, at this point, I don't even know why you care.

I made him what he is. But he drank something.

I don't know what, but something he never should have.

Like he fed on something inhuman?

MUSIC WHOOSHES

Stop!

DOC GROWLS

HE PANTS

The angel blood.

I need to have it. - It did something to you.

Where.., is.., he?

Doc, it's me! - I will die without it!

Doc, are you in there?

Doc! Doc?

No! Doc!

DOC GRUNTS - WAVERLY GASPS

WAVERLY GROANS

You'll never forgive yourself for this, Doc.

DOC ROARS Shut up!

It won't come off.

WAVERLY BREATHES HEAVILY

It will for me.

A RINGING SOUND RISES

CHARLIE EXHALES

DOC Oh...

Nice of you to join us, sir.

And the stakes.., they have been doubled, in the biggest game of all.

You leave my kin alone. - I cannot stop!

DOC EXCLAIMS

CRASHING

SOMETHING RUMBLES

Oh, my God.

I wandered adrift outside the boundaries of the Triangle...

For years.

Until a light shone in the darkness.

It was my daughter, crosseth over.

Is he gonna die? - Come, child.

There is no time for petty humanity, and even less for the doings of beasts.

MUSIC INTENSIFIES

WAVERLY SNIFFLES

I'm sorry, Doc.

We did love the man you were.

SHE SNIFFLES

A KISS SOUNDS

Dead. Dead.

Wait! Sheriff Haught!

KATE GASPS EXCITEDLY

What does that mean? - The cards.., are changing.

The Star.

Hope.

BACKGROUND CHATTER - FOOTSTEPS CLATTER ON THE FLOOR

WYNONNA GASPS - You ripped my dead wife's dress.

Don't be an idiot. Let me go. Or better yet, come with me.

A dead Bulshar means a dead curse.

So does a dead heir!

BOTH GRUNT

It all changes when Bulshar rises! - Exactly.

So, be on the side of right.

Argh! -Ordon't.

THEY CONTINUE GRUNTING

You think you're gonna survive this, bitch?

I told them where to aim.

Third-base coach of the year. Let's blow this Bulshar stand.

Eew. Don't say "blow" and "Bulshar" in the same sentence.

And what's all this?

Stitch 'n bitch club. You wanna join? Mostly we embroider.

Take her back to her cell.

You, wife. MERCEDES INHALES SHARPLY

Do it. - You do it. Go on, just grab her.

Move, or I'll give you a reason to.

So no more begging.

No more bullshit. - And no more mercy.

I will get to the garden.

I'll destroy all of their petty little lives in one breath.

See you on the outside, asshole.

SHOES CLATTER ON THE FLOOR

Qi!

WYNONNA PANTS

I've always been a little slow on the uptake, but I finally get it.

I get it.

Bulshar wants to keep us hating each other.

That way, we can't come together and take out our real enemy.

Him!

You really think you can do it, Earp?

Not by myself.

I was never gonna be able to do it by myself.

Meanwhile, we're stuck in a meat factory and we're running out of wine.

So what do you say?

Anybody want to go break a goddamn curse?

CROWD CHEERS

HE WHISPERS Waverly.

DOC GRUNTS SOFTLY

CLATTERING

Charlie.

DOC BREATHES HEAVILY

OK, nine letters, "to grow," starts with a "C"...

Um.., crescendo.

You always think the answers come from music.

I think more answers should come from music. In life.

The last idealist.

JAZZ MUSIC: "Lazy Just Letting Things Be" by Glenn Cryster

BOBO'S PALMS THUD ON THE FLOOR - GLASS SQUEAKS

Try... "cultivate" instead.

You know what? It'll never be enough.

Cos I don't even remember what I'm trying to do here.

Something that'll save us. - Yeah, well, I'm drowning.

There's a lot of that going around. Don't give up.

ROBIN SIGHS Look.

He's right.

OK. OK.

OK, if I could.., if I could just pinpoint...

I mean, there's something in Bulshar's DNA

that's allowing him to control the beekeepers, correct?

OK, what do you need, Jer? - For starters, more beakers.

From my house.

FOOTSTEPS CLATTER

BOBO Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Take me with you.

What about.., what about BOBO?

I wouldn't trust him with a pack of gum. Just leave him.

Jeremy.

Look, he tried to kill me once and my friends more than once.

So... I'm sorry.

Robin?

Please don't leave me alone in here.

I'm sorry.

ROBIN'S FOOTSTEPS TRAIL OFF

Jeremy? Jeremy!

I... I didn't take you for hard-hearted.

A reckoning is coming. Lines will have to be drawn.

You have to think about your dad.

OK. OK, so what's the plan?

OK, uh, I don't know if it's real, but it is real crazy.

With you lot, it usually is.

JEREMY: For it to even begin to work, we need a miracle.

DRAMATIC MUSIC

FOOTSTEPS CLATTER ON THE GROUND

Shit.

BOBO GRUNTS AND PANTS

Mr Del Rey.

Sheriff Clootie.

You're alone. - I've been abandoned.

HE INHALES SHARPLY

I tried to make them see, but I did too many bad things.

You aren't one of them.

BOBO'S SHOES CLATTER

What am I?

What would you say...

if I offered you a job?

BOBO EXCLAIMS SOFTLY

I would say...

BOBO BREATHES HEAVILY

What took you so long?