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NARRATOR:
Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...
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SHE LAUGHS
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LOUD SHRIEK
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WOMAN: This is...
- DOC:...Bulshar's ring.
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Gift. May it protect you
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in your upcoming battle.
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JEREMY: I just wanna read the signals.
- ROBIN: I wanna try something.
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I need you so bad it hurts.
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Now we're linked together forever.
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No strings.
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You are abandoning your family.
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Like I'm gonna let a vampire
lecture me on love.
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John Henry Holliday,
you're not welcome in my home anymore.
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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
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What you wanna do
is aim right of the placenta stain
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which should drive the seven ball
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straight into
the corner pocket-slash-stirrup.
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HE SIGHS
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This is why no one will play with us.
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Can we at least pretend
you didn't give birth on this table?
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That's not even the grossest thing
that's happened on this felt.
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As in, you might want to lift
your chin a bit.
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OK, yeah.
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If only someone had the pull
to talk Doc into buying a new table.
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Hard pass.
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Kate's the only one
pulling that ass-chap these days.
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Ah, sorry, that sucks.
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Doc's a hard thing to lose.
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This is not a "lose" situation.
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This is a "you're welcome to the moustache
thigh burns if you want him" offer.
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Well, actually, I am, uh, taken.
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And my guy only has
a fraction of Doc's PTSD.
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How is lil Christopher Robin?
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Still patrolling
the Hundred Asshole Wood?
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Look he's fine,
and I wanna keep him that way.
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That means I've moved things
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to an exclusively text-based relationship
for the moment.
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Mm. OK.
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My advice is to squeeze
all the juice out of that lemon
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while it's still ripe,
before he does something stupid like...
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you know, become a va...
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Vandalizer of your heart.
- JEREMY: OK. Wow.
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You're... You're giving me dating advice?
Really?
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Just stuff it, Chetri.
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Just call Smokeshow the Bear
and ask him on a date.
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You know, before the world ends
or he starts fang-banging his old wife.
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Yeah, I don't think that's going to be
an issue for us but thank you.
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WYNONNA GASPS
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Think I lost an umbilical cord around here
somewhere.
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Don't you mean your dignity?
- FIREMAN: Hey, buddy. Can I get a whisky?
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FIREMAN:
Yeah. No, not that one.
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Yeah. Is this about your friend
with the big hose?
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He sent me three texts
and I ghosted him.
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What happened to squeezing his lemons?
- I don't know.
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Hey, Charlie? Hey, uh...
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There is something hot under this table
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and you might wanna...
- WYNONNA: Shut up!
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...hose that down
with your big old hose!
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No more hose jokes.
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OK. see ya.
- Wait.
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Take this thing and lock it
in a thing inside of another thing
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so I can just forget about it
and the damned vandalizer.
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Good luck hosing the deal.
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SHE GRUNTS
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So...
- WYNONNA: So...
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I got your message...
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...ges.
- Yeah, I know.
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I... I got yours, loud and clear.
You said no strings.
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And you're really busy
shooting supernatural shit.
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Well, not so busy I don't have to eat.
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And sometimes when I eat,
I like to look at things...
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Nice things... Nice faces.
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HE LAUGHS
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Dinner?
- Yeah, I'd love to do dinner.
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I mean, if you're sure?
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Did Shorty once cover this entire thing
in pulled pork?
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I don't know.
- LAUGHING: Yes.
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CRUMBLING
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Do not fail me this time.
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Fetch!
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WOMAN BREATHES HEAVILY
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DOC: Countessa?
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Kate?
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KATE: Bon appétit, darling.
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DOC: What is this?
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KATE: A succulent filet of jackass.
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You kidnapped him.
- It's a gift.
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I know how hard it is at the start
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so...
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here.
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You may have made me what I am,
but that does not make you my mistress.
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I hunt for myself. I always have.
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Find yourself another occupation.
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I am not yours.
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You used to be.
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He knows I'm here.
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Who knows who's here?
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HE SNEERS
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Hey bitch, I like it kinky
but I gotta take a whiz.
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SHE GROWLS
- HE SCREAMS
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ROBIN: What should I wear?
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Should... Should I bring crackers,
you know, nuts, cash?
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JEREMY: None of the above.
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It's just a super-cazh BGD.
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ROBIN: BGD?
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Big gay dinner.
- ROBIN: Oh.
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Yeah, Waverly's a great hostess.
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ROBIN: Yeah. You know,
I'm just excited, you know?
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The last time I ate with a group
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some zombie beekeepers
were tossing raw chicken skins into cages.
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TENSE MUSIC
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HE PANTS AND GROWLS
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Yeah, I wanted to ask,
This whole Earp curse thing?
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It's... a rumour, right? A family joke?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Totally. Like um...
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Um, how those kids on Party of Five
pretended to be orphans for sympathy.
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Well, they were orphans, Jeremy.
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What? Spoiler alert!
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Hey, so we need to be there
for seven for pre-drinks
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and then we're gonna have mid-drinks
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and then we're gonna have post-drinks.
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It's gonna be, uh... Well, easy-breezy.
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DOC PANTS
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Robin. Are you still there?
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DOC ROARS LOUDLY
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HE SCREAMS
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Robin!
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HE SCREAMS
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DOC: Do not panic. He is still alive.
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Hey, you know, Doc,
when we met before
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I didn't see what you are: Perfect.
He smells like sex tobacco.
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What the hell is going on?
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Wait.
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Oh my God, what is wrong with you?
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Holy shit. You had Kate turn you.
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You could have killed him.
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He tastes of rancid earth. Foul.
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I wonder if he is ill.
- No, no. You bit him!
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You don't get to decide who's ill,
even if your name is Doc!
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I brought him here
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to make it as right as I could
under the circumstances.
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If this is you making things right?
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No wonder Wynonna's moving on.
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Now so am I.
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Adiós.
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Good. Yeah.
Go feed on someone your own size!
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SOFTLY: Hey. Hey.
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Hey, hey.
Hey, did I miss Big Gay Dinner?
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Did that albino squirrel
go all aggro again?
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GROANS
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Uh, we'll have the chicken balls,
the eggs benedict
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and the Great Wall
spaghetti and meatballs.
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Namaste.
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CHARLIE: So, this is Purgatory's
finest restaurant?
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They have breadsticks
and knives that look like tiny swords.
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Five stars!
- Yeah.
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So what was it like
growing up in Purgatory?
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Well, I could tell you how shooting my dad
put a damper on things
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but that would probably put a damper
on this fancy feast we're having too.
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Ha.
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Basically I don't know how I thought
a dinner date was a good idea.
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CHARLIE: Well, you kinda surprised me
with that one too.
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I mean, I was...
I was promised a genuine hot mess.
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So far all I see is a smart,
beautiful sass mouth with some...
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Some butter on her chin.
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Bad shit follows me around everywhere.
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I run into burning buildings. Willingly.
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OK, but I'm kind of like the Batman.
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OK, but I'm Lego Batman
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except for being
all smooth down there.
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HE CHUCKLES
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CHARLIE: So when it comes
to Fake Hot Mess Wynonna
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all I can say is, buckle up, Buttercup.
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That... didn't sound right.
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KNOCKING
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LOUDER KNOCKING
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Can you excuse me por uno momento.
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Sure. Yeah.
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What the hell, Jeremy?
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You do not interrupt
a girl's bread course!
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OK. Doc is not a vandal,
he's a vampire!
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And do you want to know
how I figured that out?
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I'm betting you're gonna tell me.
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Because he bit
my maybe kinda boyfriend.
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I haven't even bitten
my maybe kinda boyfriend yet!
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Is Robin OK?
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Yeah, he's fine. He's gonna be fine.
He's not gonna turn.
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Plus, he was glamoured
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so he thinks he was bitten
by a Caucasian tree rodent.
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But you know, you remember the part
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about me wanting to keep him safe
and PTSD free?
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This calls for a whole lotta wood.
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Wait, no... What are you gonna do?
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What I always do: fix it.
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JEREMY WHISPERS: Yes!
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Remember the time
you said "buckle up, buttercup"?
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For the record, I'm... I'm the buttercup.
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Well, date night
has officially become stake night
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as in vampire, not filet. You in?
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I filled up on bread anyhow.
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Good.
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I got your text.
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Wynonna, I am sorry.
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In the haze of the forest
I did not recognize him
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and I brought him to Jeremy...
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Argh!
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You can try but that rope's
soaked in holy water.
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DOC: Who did this?
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Wynonna?
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
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She wanted to discuss a few things
with Kate without you interrupting.
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I'm getting good at that.
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Oi! Lady bloodsucker, show yourself.
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Oh shit.
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I was wondering when you'd pop in.
- Why do you get a better entrance?
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Been working on them for a century.
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NICOLE: Hello!
- JEREMY: Hey!
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NICOLE: Come on in!
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WAVERLY: Welcome! Hi!
- JEREMY: How are you?
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NICOLE: Ooh, it's cold outside!
- I know!
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How are you?
- Yeah. I got bit.
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Um...
- You got bit?
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ROBIN: Yeah.
- Oh, uh...
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He got a bit cold...
He got a bit cold on his rounds.
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Mm-hm.
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Poor Robin, come with me. Yeah.
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Uh, listen,
I'm so behind schedule with the food.
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Oh, is that for me?
- Wine, yeah. Yeah.
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Thank you.
Listen, how do you feel about potatoes?
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Oh, I find them very a-peeling.
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OK, uh, take care of him!
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NICOLE: Hey, lemme grab your coat.
- Uh, oh, yes. Sure.
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Oh. OK. What up? What app?
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Uh, any apps? You making any appetizers?
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Uh, wow. You're really nervous.
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Jeremy it's just dinner.
It's mostly drinks.
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Yeah, but you...
You only get crowned sheriff once.
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Am I right? Do you get a crown?
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Is... Is there a crown?
That would be great.
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Hey, have you heard from Wynonna at all?
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Your husband bit someone
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an innocent person, a friend.
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He was hungry.
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That's the price we pay
for having Doc forever and ever.
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I don't remember ordering that.
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You're blaming his choices on me?
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And here I thought
you were the progressive type.
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Sexy lady vampire isn't exactly
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hashtag modern feminism either.
249
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,613
You tricked him. Like you did before.
250
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:47,723
You seduced him
with your designer vampire pheromones.
251
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,476
That's what you think. For real?
252
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,851
Laugh while you still can.
253
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,701
I'm gonna shoot you
through your undead heart
254
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:57,895
and give Doc back his soul.
255
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,569
Come on. The whiskey's warm.
256
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:01,900
You monster.
257
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,698
You should at least get to know a lady
before you try to kill her.
258
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,534
It's a good story.
- Well, I'm sort of over stories.
259
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,699
Doc is the one responsible
for turning me.
260
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,786
You said you'd always been a vampire.
- I lied.
261
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:17,623
Fine.
262
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,169
But if you start doing voices,
I'm shooting us both.
263
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,589
My family is from Europe.
264
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,512
And we weren't vampires, we were nobility.
265
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,140
And girl, don't look shocked.
266
00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,510
We all know who wrote history
267
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,517
and how they have a habit
of leaving people who look like me
268
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,188
out of official records.
269
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,142
KATE: We came looking for liberty.
270
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,603
We found a cesspool.
271
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,526
Both my parents died
soon after we arrived.
272
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:49,076
I was supposed to return to Hungary
and my creepy Uncle Otto.
273
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,366
But I knew what he was.
274
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,242
I knew a lot of things.
275
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000
It was a useful talent.
276
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,914
Now, this card represents the past.
277
00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,546
This one, the present.
278
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,671
And this...
279
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,211
You'll be engaged within a year.
280
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,809
Oh, thank you.
281
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,222
Welcome.
282
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,895
KATE: Then one evening,
I met a man I refused to read.
283
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,894
It wasn't that I couldn't read his future
284
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:21,401
It's that I wouldn't.
285
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,356
MAN: Do it!
- I won't.
286
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,109
DOC: The lady said no.
287
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,741
MAN: This is no business of yours.
288
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,520
I have this aimed at your business.
289
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,325
Take your money and go.
290
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,347
Sir, wait.
291
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,601
May I buy you a drink?
292
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:59,723
Now, what heartless bastard
could deny you a thing?
293
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,897
Barkeep.
294
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,693
WYNONNA: Doc to the rescue, huh?
295
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,283
You paint quite a pretty picture.
296
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,906
Well, it gets a lot less pretty.
297
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,325
Say what you want
about John Henry Holliday.
298
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,790
He's never boring.
299
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,287
How did you end up
taking a bite out of this kid anyhow?
300
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,086
Oh, let me loose,
and I'll give a demonstration.
301
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:30,048
I can handle myself against you
in any way at all.
302
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:33,805
You are but a passing whim,
and you'll never last.
303
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,053
Oh, I have no problem lasting, old timer.
304
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,719
No problem at all.
305
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,637
DOOR SLAMS
306
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:41,767
BOTH: We're closed!
307
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,943
CHARLIE: Oh!
308
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:50,151
What is that?
- Charlie, welcome to Purgatory.
309
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,782
WOMAN GROWLS
310
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,029
DOC GROWLS
311
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,377
CHARLIE SCREAMS
312
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,772
What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?
313
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,879
Let me loose, Charlie! Now!
314
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,382
WOMAN HISSES
315
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,269
We just got attacked by a woman
with a barbecued skull.
316
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,856
Then I punched her through the heart.
317
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,105
As you do, if you are me.
318
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,563
CHARLIE: What do we do with her?
319
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,115
Salt.
320
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,958
That like a vampire thing?
- It is a witch thing. Call Wynonna.
321
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,286
She didn't... Didn't want to be disturbed.
- Call her.
322
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,448
You're a lot like Wyatt, you know.
323
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,372
PHONE RINGS
324
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,630
Same eyes,
full of mischief and foreboding.
325
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:53,155
You're not going to talk me
out of shooting you
326
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:57,264
with fortune teller-y adjectives...
Ad... verbs... Nouns.
327
00:16:58,976 --> 00:16:59,976
You gonna get that?
328
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,355
They'll leave a message.
329
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,731
I just didn't think you wanted to hear
any more about me and Doc.
330
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,401
Maybe it makes you uncomfortable.
331
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,898
No, there's no me-and-Doc
332
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,072
so you're welcome to
as much you-and-Doc as you can handle
333
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,609
cos I can... too...
334
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,408
Handle it.
- And yet you dropped everything,
335
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,119
even your fine-ass date,
to come over here.
336
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,129
Um, yeah. To do my job.
337
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:35,594
To turn Doc back into a regular asshole
instead of a vampire asshole.
338
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,763
You don't make Doc Holliday
do anything, Wynonna
339
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,053
He makes you.
340
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,393
I love you.
341
00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,769
Smells like rain is coming.
342
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,613
Henry...
343
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,403
I bought a ticket for the coach
next week...
344
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:03,326
to New York.
345
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:05,953
What is in New York?
346
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,795
A ship.
347
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,838
You're going home? Back to Hungary?
348
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,923
Yes.
349
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,800
What do you think?
350
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:28,439
I came here to build a life,
make my own way, and it's not working.
351
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,649
Purgatory, Las Vegas, Kansas City...
352
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,315
They're just places.
We pass on through them and forget them.
353
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,196
Well, we were pretty drunk.
354
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:42,073
Well, I'm sure you won't be
remembering me much longer.
355
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,746
Are you playing games with me, girl?
356
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,832
No.
357
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,460
Smart.
358
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,713
Because Doc Holliday never loses at games.
359
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,682
COUGHS
360
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,106
Doc?
361
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,647
DOC COUGHS LOUDLY
362
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,444
WYNONNA: This is some beautiful
revisionist love story bullshit.
363
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,885
Just get to the part
where you abandon him.
364
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:26,992
He had Wyatt.
365
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:31,578
You left him alone,
and he was sick and scared and dying.
366
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,747
Now what could a fortune teller do?
Cry over him?
367
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,715
You palmed it.
- He also taught me that.
368
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,226
WYNONNA MUTTERS: Dammit.
369
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,607
That is a bigger tiny sword.
370
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,439
INDISTINCT POP MUSIC
371
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,446
WAVERLY: So...
372
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,356
Jeremy, huh?
373
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,194
Quite the catch.
374
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,596
You know, judging from your roster
of high school boyfriends
375
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,260
I'm not sure I can accept
that compliment.
376
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,119
Uh, says the guy who dated
Chrissy Nedley for two semesters!
377
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,687
I did. You know, that poor girl
378
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,605
I made her watch Friday Night Lights
like six times.
379
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,211
What, for the football?
- Oh sure.
380
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,709
TENSE MUSIC
381
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,170
What do you think a potato feels
when it's in the ground?
382
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,765
Uh...
383
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,851
You know, I...
I haven't really thought about it.
384
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,934
I have been thinking about it.
385
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,937
Seeds in the ground,
whispering to one another.
386
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,312
Bulshar can talk to them, you know.
387
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,816
Wait, Robin, can you hear them?
388
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,280
The trees?
389
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,786
Do you know what he's telling them to do?
390
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,241
You know, sometimes I want to lay down
and let the forest have me.
391
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,917
So, uh, he's out there,
he's minding his own business, when...
392
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,093
OK, OK. Just slow down. Take it easy, OK?
393
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,324
Yeah, I would but now I'm freaking out
at the giant ring
394
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,634
sticking out of your biscuit.
395
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,303
SHE GASPS
396
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,099
Guys...
397
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:15,976
Oh my God.
398
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,062
Oh my God. This is happening!
399
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:19,017
JEREMY: Yes!
400
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,898
I feel dizzy.
- Me too.
401
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,071
Hey, I better be your bae of honour!
- Course.
402
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,365
This is Bulshar's ring.
403
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,201
JEREMY: Oh.
- Oh.
404
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,490
I threw this away!
405
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,516
JEREMY: Yeah,
and I locked it away just today.
406
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,540
You had it?
407
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,950
Yeah. Well, Wynonna gave it to me.
She got it from Doc.
408
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,169
Stupid Doc!
409
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,374
Guys, something's really,
really wrong with Robin!
410
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,817
Well, I mean, he... He probably just has
meet the parents jitters.
411
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,003
No, from the trees.
- Bulshar's ring is following me.
412
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,259
Yeah, and Doc's a vampire,
and he bit Robin.
413
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,462
WAVERLY AND NICOLE: What?
414
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,407
Is that why Robin just licked a potato?
415
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,886
Because, you guys,
Robin just licked a potato!
416
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,392
Potato?
- Yeah.
417
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,309
DOOR CLICKS SHUT
418
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,978
Also? I think he just left, so...
419
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,650
CHARLIE: She's got a good-sized trunk
on her.
420
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:02,987
Right?
421
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,523
Who cares if she failed
her emissions test.
422
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,289
DOC GROANS
423
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,797
Still smells like Bobo Del Shit down here.
424
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,627
This where you hide all your bodies?
425
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,802
This was my personal hell
for over one hundred years...
426
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,927
until the Earp heir
came to retrieve Peacemaker.
427
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,679
Wynonna rescued you?
428
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,646
You know, unfortunately
429
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,489
she doesn't seem to be available
this evening.
430
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,091
You might want to get used to that.
431
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,355
CAR STARTS UP, ENGINE REVS
432
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,311
CHARLIE: Oh! Oh! Oh!
433
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,271
DOC: She put herself
back together again!
434
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,526
Shoot the tires!
435
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,107
I'm not gonna shoot Charlene!
436
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,404
No, but...
437
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:52,615
DOC CHUCKLES
438
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:58,000
Well, goddam. It seems only fair.
I stole her car. Now she's stole mine.
439
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,578
That was Constance who put me in the well
440
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,672
and damn, if I didn't almost
get to return the favour.
441
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,528
I thought a witch threw you in the well?
442
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,293
Constance Clootie is the Stone Witch
443
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,095
resurrected by Bulshar,
her husband, no doubt.
444
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,093
I'm gonna need a chart.
445
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:16,350
Oh, we're gonna need better shoes.
446
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,962
NICOLE: Hey, Robin?
- WAVERLY: Robin?
447
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,437
JEREMY: Robin, it's freezing.
You... You don't have a coat.
448
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,726
NICOLE: Robin?
- WAVERLY: Guys, let's check in the barn.
449
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,311
Sweetie are you in here?
450
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:30,778
JEREMY: Oh, his stuff.
451
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:32,821
Robin?
452
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,158
JEREMY: Where is he?
453
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:40,746
ROBIN MUTTERS: Soon.
454
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:45,330
It'll all be over soon.
455
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,502
We need to keep fertilizing the soil.
456
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,758
Tired?
- No.
457
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,431
You?
- Psht. Nah.
458
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,186
But how long do you figure
this stand-off is gonna last?
459
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,149
Why, you got monster truck tickets?
460
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,817
So we just keep on keeping on?
461
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,313
Unless something more interesting happens.
462
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,443
DOOR CLICKS OPENS
463
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:14,154
WOMAN GROWLS
464
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,157
Hey. Huh.
465
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,375
WOMAN GRUNTS
466
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:26,917
What did he do to her?
467
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,256
That was...
- The Stone Witch.
468
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,395
I hardly recognized her
without her resting witch face.
469
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:43,481
How'd you know?
470
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,352
Power recognizes power.
471
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,021
Even if it is fading.
472
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,104
She's looking for... Doc?
473
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,606
Someone.
- Or something.
474
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,598
DOC: I could go on ahead, if you want.
475
00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,308
CHARLIE: I can keep up.
You see me keeping up, right?
476
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,092
I have to pass a physical
every three months.
477
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,709
DOC: Oh, I'm much faster,
if I choose to be.
478
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,595
CHARLIE: You can barely stand.
You need blood.
479
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:10,335
I would refrain
from mentioning that substance.
480
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,212
I already lost control once today
481
00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,419
and the only reason
I didn't tear out his throat
482
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,254
was for the taste of moulding earth.
483
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,348
CHARLIE: Take it easy.
484
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,344
Huh?
485
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,219
Whoa. Alright, alright. I got you.
I got you.
486
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,892
Take it easy!
487
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:26,932
This is me taking it easy.
488
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,899
Ah hell, just do it.
489
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,492
Like a sack of old west potatoes.
490
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,412
"How was your date night, Charlie?"
491
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,744
It was a little tense.
492
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:49,337
He's like a beautiful shirtless roomba.
- We need to get him inside.
493
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,172
Or get him talking. I...
494
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,296
I think he might be tapping
the bad guy's phone lines.
495
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,428
What can you hear, Robin?
496
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,262
They entombed him for decades...
497
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,686
but he's close now.
498
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,267
JEREMY: Bulshar?
What's he close to?
499
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,024
Hi.
500
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:19,318
This is not the bathroom.
- Uh, no, you're in the barn.
501
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,988
OK, maybe don't step
in this general area?
502
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,617
WAVERLY: What are you doing out here?
- I... I heard whispers.
503
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,788
I think it's the tree roots?
504
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,251
They don't want to but he's making them
do his bidding, Bulshar.
505
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,583
Shit, I know... I know this sounds crazy.
506
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,296
Hey, I survived a massacre
and I'm being haunted by a demon's ring.
507
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:43,057
Yeah, I touched tentacle goo
and made a lightning rod of spoons.
508
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,643
I was in a car crash when I was a kid
509
00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,707
trapped with my mother's body
for three days
510
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,893
and now I can sense
when my friends are super scared.
511
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,563
You're not crazy.
512
00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:54,953
Also not the first person
to pee in this barn.
513
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,229
We have a bathroom.
514
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:58,406
Yeah, what is it with dudes,
seriously?
515
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,450
JEREMY: You have my affection.
516
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,267
Now, how about giving me your potato?
517
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:04,956
With pleasure.
518
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,547
The rest of you seeing that lady
with the flame-broiled noggin over there?
519
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,667
WOMAN GROWLS
520
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,127
WAVERLY: Constance Clootie!
521
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,381
Woman,
can't I have one goddamn dinner party
522
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,803
without you getting all up in my biscuits?
523
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:23,724
WAVERLY CRIES OUT
524
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:27,468
NICOLE SCREAMS
525
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,179
WAVERLY: Oh my God. Are you...?
526
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:30,935
Are you OK?
- NICOLE: I'm OK.
527
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,942
She belongs to Bulshar too.
- Woah. Hey, hey.
528
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,394
I just found a man I like.
I'm not losing him to some woman.
529
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:37,983
Especially one with grill marks!
530
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,526
SHE GRUNTS ANGRILY
531
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,237
Argh! Hot. Hot!
532
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,369
Argh. Hot, hot, hot!
533
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,038
Waverly, don't touch it!
534
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:56,001
It... It fits me.
535
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,252
WOMAN SNARLS
536
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,468
What are you doing!? No, no, no!
537
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,549
WOMAN SCREAMS
538
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,676
JEREMY: Ooh.
539
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,517
What?
Since when did you get a finishing move?
540
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,728
Was that whole thing normal
for you guys?
541
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,155
Honestly, yeah, Kind of.
542
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,029
Yeah. Let's go get some wine.
543
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,573
Three for me.
- OK.
544
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:30,082
Thank you.
545
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,997
Zombie Skullhead Constance
was going through Doc's stuff.
546
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,090
His cigar box?
547
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,050
Yeah, as far as we could tell,
she only took three cards
548
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,344
red border, vintage.
549
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:46,847
Tarot cards, Kate's,
from when they first met.
550
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,900
KATE: Henry palmed the cards
after the reading.
551
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,989
He always swore he didn't,
but I knew he did.
552
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,680
Whose cards were they?
You never said.
553
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,604
Well, at that point,
he was just a Sheriff.
554
00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:03,656
MAN: I am the Sheriff Clootie
555
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,865
and I am looking for something...
in the Ghost River Triangle.
556
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,656
They say that place is cursed.
- I'm close...
557
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,954
but one piece eludes me.
558
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:19,456
Powerful though I am,
I cannot find it on my own.
559
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,415
So you will do it.
560
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,312
KATE: This card represents the past.
561
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,029
This, the present.
562
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,623
The...
563
00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:56,000
I can't read your future.
- Finish it.
564
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:57,410
No, I mean, I won't.
565
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:00,423
Do it.
566
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:01,710
DOC: The lady...
567
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:06,631
...said no.
- This is no business of yours.
568
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,760
KATE: I have this aimed at your business.
569
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,261
Take your money and go!
570
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,764
DOC: But leave the cards.
571
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,453
You read Sheriff Clootie...
Bulshar's cards?
572
00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:35,581
Not all of them.
He wants to find his last one
573
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,329
his future.
574
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:40,332
Or is it now his present?
575
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:45,341
Then we better intercept the bitch kebab
and make sure she doesn't give it to him.
576
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,223
Don't underestimate
the power of this relic.
577
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,142
It's older than most things on earth.
578
00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,148
Oh fudge-nuggets.
579
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,197
It couldn't have been a princess cut?
580
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,251
WOMAN GROWLS SOFTLY
581
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,757
BULSHAR: Past.
582
00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:36,888
Present.
583
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:42,686
Glorious future.
584
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,775
BULSHAR LAUGHS WILDLY
585
00:32:04,297 --> 00:32:05,297
WYNONNA: Constance.
586
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:08,670
It's OK.
587
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
KATE: We're too late.
588
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,800
God, she can't even speak.
589
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,059
KATE: What has Bulshar done to you?
- Made her pathetic.
590
00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:24,223
Listen you've been a thorn in my side
for way too long, Stone Witch
591
00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:27,943
but nobody deserves to be
somebody's meat puppet.
592
00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:30,573
Help us find him.
593
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,780
KATE: She has nothing left to give,
Wynonna.
594
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,577
She's as cursed as you are.
595
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,660
Sucks, right?
596
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:43,705
So does this.
597
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,086
WOMAN GROWLS SOFTLY
598
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,583
KATE: It's no small thing...
599
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,801
to be able to choose your own end.
600
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,515
GUNSHOT RINGS OUT
601
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,814
DOC: What is this?
- I've got a buddy who's a paramedic.
602
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,740
We didn't know your blood type,
so we went a...
603
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,404
nice neutral O negative.
604
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,577
DOC: Thank you.
605
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:25,501
CHARLIE: Those canines
aren't made for nachos.
606
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:32,007
Perhaps this way I can avoid run-ins
with friends of friends.
607
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,725
I like her, Doc.
608
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,561
DOC: I'm thirsty not stupid.
609
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,569
You don't know her like I do.
610
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:01,287
You will never know her like I do.
611
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,410
I know she hunts what you've become.
612
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,876
Well, she will come to understand.
613
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,637
WYNONNA: You can't remember his cards?
614
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,182
KATE: You know how many reads
I've done since then?
615
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,342
It was a bad one I chose to forget.
616
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,472
WYNONNA SIGHS
617
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,397
WYNONNA: Bullshit's always one step ahead.
- Yeah, well, he's still just a demon.
618
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,645
While you, Wynonna Earp
619
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,672
are the best demon hunter
I've seen in a long time.
620
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:33,812
Certainly the prettiest.
621
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,741
You're trying to make me forget
about killing you.
622
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,697
You know,
my death won't return Doc to mortality.
623
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,580
It's a myth.
624
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,355
Well, you should have led with that.
625
00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:51,712
It'd be awesome
if Bulshar's cards just said
626
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:54,916
"Hey Bulshar,
you're a big old bag of deflated dicks".
627
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,094
Yeah, I... I haven't seen that card.
- What?
628
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,552
There's no 'ye big olde sack
of airless dingadongies' card?
629
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,852
OK. You mock,
but the Tarot has a lot to say
630
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,553
to those with the will to listen.
631
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:15,566
And my will is a stone-cold,
bemulleted iron woman...
632
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:17,740
on steroids.
633
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:23,028
Girl, I'm a mystic,
and I still can't decode that sentence.
634
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:24,741
As an Earp, I'm linked...
635
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,576
to Bulshar
636
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,458
Call it fate or whatever,
but we're all linked by this curse
637
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:33,663
so maybe we share a future too.
638
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:37,161
So I read your cards to know his.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
639
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:39,339
KATE: You're certain?
640
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,574
They may tell you something
you don't wish to know.
641
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:44,386
Lady, I'm made of things
I don't wish to know.
642
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,261
NICOLE GRUNTS
643
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,855
NICOLE: Why did you put it on?
- I was meant to.
644
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:52,894
What does that mean?
645
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,227
I don't know,
but don't you think it's weird
646
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,812
that I can't get it off either?
647
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,650
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait!
648
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,698
Ow! Ow, ow!
Jeremy, my finger's still attached!
649
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,777
Sorry, sorry, but what's that?
650
00:36:04,496 --> 00:36:06,909
Maybe... Hebrew or Aramaic?
651
00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:08,364
That wasn't there before.
652
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:10,334
What?
653
00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,127
OK, wait. Your...
Your finger made this word appear?
654
00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:18,045
Dictionaries.
We need dictionaries people.
655
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:20,488
WYNONNA: I know why Bulshar
is in the Ghost River Triangle.
656
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,878
Perfect Nose Kate read my cards.
657
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:24,798
I'm apparently Tarot twins with Bulshar.
658
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,346
We think these are the cards he wanted.
659
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:29,603
First, the past.
660
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:31,929
The devil, because yeah
661
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,936
our family's taken a whole metric
shit-tonne from that demon-bag.
662
00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,314
The next card represents the present.
663
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,529
Bulshar wants the tower.
664
00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,486
Well, that's obviously a Wang metaphor.
665
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,988
Kate says that represents
darkness and destruction.
666
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,694
Yeah, like I said, Bulshar's wang.
667
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,540
But if he gets it,
his future is gonna be...
668
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,997
Make out city?
Um, is this about Bulshar's wang?
669
00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:00,712
It's the first two lovers who ever...
670
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,634
The first first lovers, guys.
671
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,059
The first two to grab some birds
and rub 'em on their bees.
672
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,474
Season one, episode one of Boneland.
673
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:16,433
So the couple normally referred to
as Adam and Eve.
674
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,351
OK, so, the devil...
675
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:20,529
the tower...
676
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:22,988
Adam and Eve.
- Paradise!
677
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,653
Jeremy!
678
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,363
You dunked on my mic drop, man.
679
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:31,952
No, it's Arabic, on the ring.
It means Garden of Paradise.
680
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,832
WAVERLY: What?
- That's what he's after.
681
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,581
OK, so I had negligent hippie parents
682
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,414
and I smoked cigarettes behind church
instead of ever going in
683
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:43,171
but is paradise supposed
to be in North America?
684
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,587
In the fudging Ghost River Triangle
no less?
685
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,514
Juan Carlo said this was sanctuary, right?
686
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:50,762
That's why.
687
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,803
He's looking for the Garden.
- ROBIN: No.
688
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,666
He's not looking
for the Garden of Eden.
689
00:37:58,067 --> 00:37:59,067
He already found it.
690
00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,482
DOOR OPENS
691
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,772
WYNONNA: I'd invite you in but...
692
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,096
But I'm a vampire, and you're not ready?
693
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,326
Ding, ding, ding. Smart girl.
694
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,951
Charlie said he'll call you later.
695
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,861
We were all just trying
to have a nice dinner for once, y'know?
696
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:24,792
Yeah, well, someone had a good time.
697
00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:32,849
Kinda wish he hadn't signed it
"Buttercup".
698
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,377
KATE: There's something to be said
about the sentimental man.
699
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,689
Or one who tells you
that he's feeling something...
700
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,608
Anything.
- You gave up on Doc.
701
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,270
I hoped he'd chase me, for once.
702
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:48,073
Instead, I left him thinking
he had nothing left.
703
00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:49,566
Nothing to lose.
704
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,243
So he went and made a deal
with a witch?
705
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,326
One last attempt to escape the disease.
706
00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:55,993
She threw him down in a well.
707
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,952
He was alone.
- KATE: But I came back.
708
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,042
Don't you see, Wynonna?
I was playing a game.
709
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,629
But this time, I lost.
710
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,932
KATE: Where is John Henry Holliday,
Mrs. Clootie?
711
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,390
Where is my husband?
712
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,091
Husband?
713
00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:16,432
Oh, come now, wasn't he still paying you?
- Tell me what you've done!
714
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,775
Do you feel pain? Do you feel loss?
715
00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:25,988
Good.
716
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,488
It's a balm to my own wounds.
717
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,321
I am a mother
718
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,578
a mother whose children
were slain for no reason.
719
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:36,993
That is pain.
720
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:39,283
That is loss.
721
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,797
Doc had nothing to do with that.
722
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,358
No, but his best friend, Wyatt Earp, did.
723
00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:49,718
Doc is innocent.
724
00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:52,050
Even you don't believe that.
725
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:56,050
I feel it. I know he's still alive.
726
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,394
And will be always, as per our deal.
727
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:02,101
But you could search for centuries
and never come close to finding him.
728
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,103
I'm gonna try.
- How?
729
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,066
I'm fresh out of immortality.
730
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:11,819
I don't need you for that, bitch.
731
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,829
Or you could leave him behind,
like he left you.
732
00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:20,324
Consider it my consolation gift.
733
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,121
Your independence.
734
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,632
Turns out, independence didn't take.
735
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:30,855
That's when you went to see
your Uncle Otto.
736
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:33,846
Claimed my immortal kiss.
737
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,014
So I could search for him forever.
738
00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,178
But it was you who found him, freed him.
739
00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:43,726
It was an accident.
- KATE: Yeah, well...
740
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,228
the universe loves a bad joke.
741
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,157
You became a vampire for Doc?
742
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:57,865
And he became one for you.
743
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,161
Goodbye, Wynonna.
744
00:41:02,543 --> 00:41:05,627
WYNONNA: Where are you going?
- To see if I can find a stagecoach.
745
00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:25,848
DOC: Wynonna.
- Jesus!
746
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,400
You just about gave me a heart attack.
747
00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:30,690
Well, I was uninvited from the house,
remember?
748
00:41:32,365 --> 00:41:35,608
So now I skulk in the barn
like the dog you think I am.
749
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,824
Just because you can hide in the shadows,
doesn't mean you should.
750
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:48,169
I am done hiding from you.
751
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:53,754
I don't like you like this.
752
00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:57,091
I have became this...
753
00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:02,143
because I am determined
to be here as long as you require
754
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:03,802
and if you should fall
755
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,263
to fight for Alice and beyond,
if necessary.
756
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,232
You think I can't do this?
757
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,193
I think we need to do this together.
758
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:17,445
Good.
759
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,280
The curse ends now. With both of us.
760
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:24,535
It has to.
761
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,938
Bulshar is here for the Garden of Eden.
762
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:32,540
That's what the Ghost River Triangle
is protecting.
763
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,384
Dear God.
764
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:38,129
BULSHAR: God has nothing to do with it.
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