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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,562 NARRATOR: Previously on "Wynonna Earp"... 2 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:05,078 BOBO: My master is coming! 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:07,793 BULSHAR: John Henry Holliday. - DOC: Bulshar. 4 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,503 BULSHAR: You will do my bidding. 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:10,507 You're strong, baby girl. 6 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,884 Waverly? - Mum. 7 00:00:11,929 --> 00:00:13,670 Get out! Go! 8 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,825 Michelle Gibson's finally gonna slay her little demon child. 9 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,763 There isn't an evil bone in Michelle Gibson's body. 10 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,894 The demon's here. - Is it me? 11 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:23,221 Waverly! 12 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,390 No, sweetheart. But she came for you. 13 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,212 SHE SCREAMS - WYNONNA: What would we do without you? 14 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:31,071 Oh, I bet you'd all just die. All just die. 15 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,697 We need more rope. 16 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,358 No. We do not have time for this! 17 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,201 She's secure, Wynonna. 18 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:40,205 One of you is gonna listen. Either one, I don't give a shit which! 19 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,411 Did she steal your gun and go full prison break on you? 20 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,995 Go inside if you're not gonna help. 21 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,146 What? No, Waverly, don't go. 22 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,081 Don't let her be alone! 23 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,041 She has friends in the house, "Mama"... 24 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,252 who didn't try to murder her multiple times. 25 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:51,300 No, please don't go. 26 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,675 Go! - No, no! Don't go! 27 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,085 Go! - Don't go! 28 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:55,344 No! - Shut up! 29 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:57,506 MICHELLE SCREAMS Waverly! 30 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,383 You know what? You're gonna listen for two goddamn minutes. 31 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:02,392 You owe me that, no matter what you think I am. 32 00:01:03,814 --> 00:01:05,271 You get one. 33 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:06,935 OK. OK. 34 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,191 Whoa, whoa, whoa! OK, OK. 35 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,839 A demon has been stalking your sister ever since she was a baby. 36 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,733 By the time she was six 37 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,385 I knew that it wanted to torture her and kill her. 38 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,650 And I knew that it would win. 39 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,596 It's thoughtful of it to let you know. 40 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,077 Forty seconds on the clock. 41 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,865 I was trying to exorcise it when the barn caught fire. 42 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,407 And instead, it became bound to me. 43 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,835 It has been torturing me ever since for what I'd done. 44 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,879 It broke me. 45 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,333 That is what you see. 46 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,300 Our family business is killing demons. 47 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,627 Why wouldn't you have told us any of that? 48 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,546 Because you two were children. 49 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,215 You let Waverly come and visit me. 50 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,844 She touched me and she broke the bind. 51 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,261 The demon escaped. 52 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,188 And you thought you'd join the party? 53 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,815 SHE GRUNTS Selfish...! 54 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:52,694 I could have gone anywhere, but I chose to come and save Waverly. 55 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,340 I know that I saw the demon, but where the hell is it? 56 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:55,900 Where the hell did it go? 57 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,368 I know Mama's a problem. 58 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,910 Baby, soggy crust is a problem. 59 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,494 Your mama is a catastrophe. 60 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:13,173 Oh, you made cupcakes? For me? SHE GIGGLES 61 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,800 I would do anything for you. 62 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,844 All you have to do is tell me everything. 63 00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:23,342 Of course. Just like always! 64 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,218 You're family, Jolene. 65 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:26,762 Come here. 66 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:30,349 Oop! Ha ha! Too tight! 67 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,379 Everything will turn out as it should. 68 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,484 Trust me. 69 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:04,466 I just encountered the most bossy woman itching for a drink. 70 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,977 You think I'm a monster for tying up my own mother. 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,772 I think the lineage was immediately clear. 72 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,795 The warden or his guards are gonna be here any minute 73 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:18,439 and I don't know whether to turn Mama in or soak the barn in kerosene. 74 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,616 She keeps saying there's a demon that wants to kill Waverly 75 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,027 and it's already here. 76 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:29,665 Well, she did spend 20 years in a mental institution for being... mental. 77 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:32,244 Excellent point. Thank you. 78 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:37,674 I beg your pardon? - Oh, I baked your fave. 79 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,544 Snickerdoodles. SHE GIGGLES 80 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,135 Mmm. - Snickerdoodle! 81 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:46,183 Good, right? 82 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,769 Jolene has always made the most superior grub. 83 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,554 I'm also an ace lookout. 84 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,563 Oh, you don't have to be on demon duty, Jojo. 85 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,270 I should do it. - Oh, honey 86 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:56,934 if I let that thing hurt any of you...? 87 00:03:57,529 --> 00:04:00,317 No. Let me get my boots, I'm on it! 88 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,290 Maybe Michelle isn't lying. 89 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,546 I don't think she's lying, I think she's nuts. 90 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,083 Officer Haught and I listened to her therapy session tapes 91 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,751 from prison last night. 92 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,594 I heard three voices. 93 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,297 Mum, therapist... other patient? 94 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:31,595 An obscene creature, howling so violently that it drowned out all else. 95 00:04:31,646 --> 00:04:33,603 A demon. The demon. 96 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,265 The doctor couldn't hear it. Only your mother... 97 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:38,939 And then I. 98 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,521 Wait, why could you hear it? 99 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:43,333 Did you get extra-dimensional hearing aides? 100 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,872 When Dolls shot me... when you were not there... 101 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,743 Wynonna, I went to hell. 102 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,546 Oh my god. 103 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,583 The point is, your sister is in real danger. 104 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:04,210 Look, I want to believe you, I do 105 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,879 but I didn't see a demon here last night. 106 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,345 All I remember is you waving a gun at me. 107 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,385 You were about three months old. 108 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,806 And you were wailing your baby lungs out, in the middle of the night 109 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:21,778 and I came in and something... 110 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,192 was floating over your crib 111 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:27,951 and I went at it with the fireplace poker and it left. 112 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,157 Sometimes dreams can be like that, right? 113 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,821 Disorienting, when you wake up... 114 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,661 OK. Explain why a "dream" started appearing in every picture. 115 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,162 Every photo that I took of you. There was this face. This horror. 116 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,876 And it was behind you and it was blurry. 117 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:43,685 But it was coming and it was getting closer. 118 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,505 Closer every time. 119 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,170 Can you show me? 120 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,633 No, because I got scared. 121 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:52,638 And I ripped them all up, because I thought that was gonna fix it. 122 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,520 Jesus Christ. Go get Wynonna out here. 123 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,180 We're wasting time we don't have. 124 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,114 At Kindergarten... 125 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,991 Kindergarten, I wouldn't sit next to the story-time mirror because... 126 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,365 because I kept seeing something behind me. 127 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,584 SHE BABBLES God. 128 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:24,049 Teeth, that's what I remember, rows and rows and rows of angry teeth... 129 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,880 You saw it. You saw it. - SHE BREATHES SHARPLY 130 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,761 MUG BREAKS 131 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,684 It's cool, I always hated this mug. 132 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,648 MICHELLE GASPS 133 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,776 No. This thing hates you. 134 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,484 It hates you more than I thought anything could hate anyone. 135 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,319 And I'm so tired. 136 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,825 I'm so tired from fighting it. 137 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:58,083 If something's coming, you have me now. Wynonna. And Jolene. 138 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,209 Who the hell's Jolene? 139 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,620 KNOCKING - Christ on a cracker! 140 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,751 Pie? It's fresh outta my oven! 141 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,794 Morning, Miss, are you a neighbour? 142 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:12,463 Sure. - I'm chasin' down an escaped felon. 143 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,757 Oh, I know all about your chasin'. 144 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,147 I know how many drugs you gave to the girls on your wing 145 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,104 so you didn't have to chase 'em too fast. 146 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:27,899 I know which ones you were chasing right into your own private office. 147 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:29,856 I'm not sure I understand. 148 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,321 Thing is it's fine with me. Sometimes it even made me laugh. 149 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,281 You know, the stupid smallness of it all. 150 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,411 Of you. - Are you with the Earps? 151 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,493 Yes, finally. 152 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,158 And sweet little Waverly's as good as mine. 153 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,207 It's my party and I'm not gonna let you poop on it. 154 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,298 HE GRUNTS - You should've tried the pie. 155 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:49,504 It might've dulled the pain. 156 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,511 Oh well! You're going to be so useful! 157 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,343 HE SCREAMS 158 00:07:58,561 --> 00:07:59,927 WYNONNA: This'll be warmer. 159 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,442 John Henry Holliday, ma'am. 160 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,020 I'm um... 161 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,114 You're an undead relic from the old west? 162 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,033 Sure. Why not? SHE LAUGHS 163 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,286 He's Wynonna's... uh... 164 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,949 Does "uh" mean boyfriend? 165 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,728 Oh, the "boy" is... - I wouldn't like to presume... 166 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,397 ...a century plus and... - ...and such a title is indeed... 167 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,707 Waverly's schtupping a cop? 168 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,087 Her name's Nicole... 169 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,669 Oh, I'd love to talk about her later. 170 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:33,971 If we live. 171 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,381 DOOR OPENS - You're gonna love her. 172 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,723 Almost as much as we love you, Mama Earp. 173 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,726 Hey, what's all over your apron? 174 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:44,138 Oh, it's chocolate. Bit of a cream puff disaster! 175 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,104 Don't you remember me, Michelle? 176 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,191 You... you smell familiar. 177 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,199 Mama! This is Jolene. 178 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,860 My friend? Since forever? 179 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,869 Oh, Mama hasn't been here since forever. 180 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:03,078 No, she abandoned, um... - No, I didn't! 181 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,078 She left three young girls alone with their alcoholic father. 182 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,123 No, no, that was because of the demon! - Hmmm. 183 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,336 Jolene. We don't have time to talk about this right now. 184 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,172 It's coming, it's strong, and all it wants is Waverly. 185 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,591 Oh, well the road is pretty clear. 186 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:23,056 I think the danger has passed. 187 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,970 The Gibson greenhouse. The family farm. 188 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,042 It's where Waverly was born. 189 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,309 I'm gonna summon it. I'll bind it to me. Again. 190 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,661 I'll see you out at the Gibson place. 191 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:47,410 Oh, I have so much baking to do, I'm not going, and you shouldn't go either. 192 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,167 Well, if the Earps need my pistol, I'll be there. 193 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,709 This family reunion is really charged. 194 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,378 I keep my counsel. 195 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:01,056 Wynonna can't waste her energy feeling badly for you 196 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,469 because of the thing with you going to H-E-Double Hockey-Sticks? 197 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,562 She told you about that? 198 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:11,142 Yeah, well, I do not require anyone's pity, least of all Wynonna Earp's. 199 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,856 She's too nice to say any of all this 200 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,612 but Nona's got a whack-jack mama and a bad-ass demon on her plate. 201 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,025 I mean, does she really need a mortal bartender with half a lung 202 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,660 and a probable mood disorder dragging her down? 203 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,367 That is somewhat reductive. 204 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,577 I just wonder how useful you are. 205 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,119 You know, what have you brought to the table, lately? 206 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,083 I don't mean any offense by this. 207 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,374 But have I ever lied to you? 208 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:39,136 No... I don't recall that you have. - No. 209 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,427 Men are so much easier. 210 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:51,816 I just wish I was there to keep that darn Waverly from doing something stupid. 211 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:56,980 Well, we can't perform miracles, but I do my best. 212 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,953 WYNONNA: Yeah, you could have a really sweet grow-op in here. 213 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:08,491 MICHELLE: OK good. There's a door here and there's doors there 214 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,704 and there's a skylight. 215 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,165 This one, it could be an entry point. 216 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,545 WAVERLY: Mama, can we talk? 217 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,190 Sorry, ain't that what we've been doin'? 218 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,832 About my real dad. 219 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,056 His... name was Julian. 220 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,474 Who was he? 221 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,769 He was someone better. 222 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,613 I ran here every time I could escape. 223 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,824 And somehow he knew how to follow... 224 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,289 Where is he? 225 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,536 Where did he go? 226 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,622 OK, later. None of it's gonna matter if we can't save his daughter. 227 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,304 SIREN WAILS 228 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,864 License and registration. 229 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,366 And a permit for your cherry light? 230 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,003 Nikki! I was trying to get these to you while they were still warm! 231 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,631 Lemon scones? 232 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,041 No poppy seeds. I know you hate them. 233 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,800 Days of flossing, am I right? 234 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,807 THEY GIGGLE 235 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:51,469 You! You know all my weaknesses, Jolene. 236 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,639 After you I'm gonna drop off some fortifying treats to the Earp ladies. 237 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,773 Hmm. At the homestead? 238 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,561 Oh, no, no, they're off on some typically nutty mission! 239 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,275 Wavy, Nona and their fugitive mamacita. 240 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,446 Oh, am I just dropping all this on you? 241 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,823 I thought Waves would've at least texted. 242 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,579 That's not something they always think of... 243 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,661 Including you in their plans? 244 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,294 Speaking of plans, I do have to get going. 245 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,204 I need your girlfriend to finish all of this. 246 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:23,046 I'd do it myself, but of course I can't physically harm her and... 247 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,301 What? 248 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:27,838 Don't worry, doesn't mean we can't have some fun first! 249 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,016 That's it. Eat up. - Hmm! 250 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,974 Oop! There's a little crumb there. - BOTH LAUGH 251 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,106 Jolene. You're free to go. 252 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,894 You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches I said "hey". 253 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,437 Wait, did I just say...? 254 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,070 No, that's right. Bitches is dead on. 255 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,992 You just missed one. 256 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,778 CAR ENGINE STARTS 257 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,059 WYNONNA: If you stand here, you can cover me. 258 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,426 WAVERLY: Wait, where's Mama? 259 00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,884 On top of everything else we need to be an adult day-care centre? 260 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,675 MICHELLE: I'm outside. But we gotta get the son of a bitch here! 261 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,936 RUMBLE - GRUNTING 262 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,727 HE SCREAMS 263 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,276 First in barrel racing, but my second act was roping. 264 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,650 Back off, demon. 265 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,925 I thought you cut off his head? 266 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,736 Grew back, ugly revenant styles. 267 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,869 But this time I brought the demon breaker. - GUN COCK 268 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,328 Make your peace. 269 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,702 Through mime, if necessary. 270 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,201 GUNSHOT 271 00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,246 Oh my god. We did it. 272 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,001 We... We did it. 273 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,050 We did it! 274 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,384 He'll never hurt us again, Mama. 275 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,223 He's gone. 276 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:02,434 Christ, I almost didn't think I was gonna get here without me being dead or... 277 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,309 JOLENE'S VOICE ECHOES: Waverly... 278 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,857 Waverly... 279 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,657 DOOR CLOSES 280 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,657 WAVERLY: Jolene? 281 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,743 What are you doing here? 282 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,287 Your mother set a trap for me. 283 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:38,895 You can't make this easy, can you, you selfish, greedy tumour. 284 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,976 You have taken everything from me. 285 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,396 But you are gonna pay it back. 286 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,317 You'll have to do it yourself, but we can make that happen. 287 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,114 WAVERLY SCREAMS 288 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,283 JOLENE WINCES 289 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,084 Wynonna! Mama! 290 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,871 MICHELLE: Jolene? Jolene? 291 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,255 God, are you OK? 292 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,465 I just came to bring a picnic. 293 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,253 She grabbed me... 294 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,800 Don't be mad at her, she's confused and we're all under so much stress! 295 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,451 Waverly, what the hell is wrong with you? 296 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,355 WYNONNA: To whiskey! - Whoa! 297 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,734 MICHELLE SIGHS God, I've missed her. 298 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,445 Oh, and to Jolene! 299 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,237 Oh, that sexy bitch. 300 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,995 You gonna charge for those cookies? 301 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,576 It's a tasty way to make friends! 302 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,491 Yes, so is showing your cleavage 303 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,705 and you don't have to do the dishes after. 304 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,541 BOTH CHEER 305 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,216 Hi. 306 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,801 MICHELLE MOCKS HER "Hi". 307 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,051 Don't be like that. 308 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,886 What? I'm not being like anything. 309 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,348 Well, then have a shot. And don't forget the cardinal rule. 310 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,974 Don't drink wine after whiskey. 311 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,477 Nope, the cardinal, cardinal rule. 312 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,689 Don't attack members of your own team, Dorcas. 313 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,645 Duh! 314 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,022 BOTH CHEER 315 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,021 You sure they want me to come? 316 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,026 They still seem so mad. 317 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,283 Oh, they'll be fine, sugar-cube. 318 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,985 Will you? 319 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,242 Look, I'm so sorry, Jolene. 320 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,659 I saw something, I don't know... 321 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,202 Look. We all know that you're a little trigger happy. 322 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,297 Nicole calls it "impulsive"? - She said that? 323 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,458 Mm-hm. She's meeting us at Shorty's! 324 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,385 What? You called her? 325 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,297 She's my best friend, Waverly. 326 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,841 Cupcake for the road? 327 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,556 Thanks. 328 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:52,106 RUMBLE - THEY CHEER AND LAUGH 329 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,771 Oh, Gypsy Rose Lestat seems to have made herself right at home. 330 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:59,740 Maybe I should get my fortune told because my future feels wide open! 331 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,406 No. All our cash is earmarked for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund. 332 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,369 Three more, barkeep! - Please, please. 333 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,793 GIRL SINGS 334 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,962 Here's something I don't understand. 335 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,252 How could a revenant be inside my head all this time 336 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,921 but physically in the prison? That doesn't add up. 337 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,930 Would you like a Nanaimo Bar? 338 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,891 Need max room for max beer. 339 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,602 Or whiskey. 340 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,347 Some revenants have different powers. 341 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,854 Though that's a new one. A big one. 342 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,064 Yeah, it doesn't feel right. At all. 343 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,320 No... - You know what else doesn't feel right? 344 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:40,405 Just Kate thinking she can set up shop in our bar just because she's Doc's wife. 345 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,364 What? 346 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,529 Oh yeah, she's his old lady from the old west. 347 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,073 Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff. 348 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,420 Whoa. 349 00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,217 I'll go talk to her. - Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her. 350 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,895 BOBO: Who is that? 351 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,651 DOC: You are still coherent. 352 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,687 BOBO: An act of will, Doc. 353 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,866 Xavier Dolls is dead. 354 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,701 Interesting. 355 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,497 Were you friends, at the end? 356 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,949 I like to think so. 357 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,995 But that ain't why you came here to ply me with... 358 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,499 Banana liqueur? 359 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,135 Well, feel free to send it back up if you are declining. 360 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,053 I'll just plug my nose and pretend I'm in Tahiti. 361 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,804 Oh, hello. What do you want from me, Doc? Tears? Shock? 362 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:55,692 I'm looking for an angle I can use on Bulshar. 363 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,978 You know better than to make deals with devils. 364 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,568 A lesson we have both been slow to learn. 365 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:06,613 I want to negotiate. I want a visitor. 366 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,697 Waverly Earp. 367 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,159 I will do my level best. 368 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,244 Bulshar wants his ring. 369 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,962 It was on his hand when it got cut off by his spider wife - the widow. 370 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,216 What does it do? 371 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,711 It makes his finger look pretty? 372 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,424 I have not seen it, since we ended her. 373 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,633 Your little team of heroes. 374 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,058 One of them must have jacked it... HE SCOFFS 375 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,098 ...and they haven't told you they have it yet. 376 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,149 Enjoy the belly-wash. 377 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,945 Sorry you'll have to stand in your own piss afterwards. 378 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,613 BOBO: Send me Waverly! You owe me, Doc! 379 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,618 Send me Waverly! 380 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,410 WYNONNA: Obviously I assumed she was mega dead by now 381 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,869 nothing but a body. 382 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,579 But what a body. 383 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,163 Who's that Big Nose Kate? 384 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,753 Her nose is perfect. 385 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,835 In better news, she has to go around with that nickname now 386 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,000 for the rest of eternity! 387 00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,918 You're Wynonna Earp. 388 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,303 Now get your butt out here and I will do repairs. 389 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,008 WYNONNA: I don't need repairs. 390 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,095 Oh honey. 391 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,180 Oh. - Good call. 392 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,864 Hey. Are you OK? 393 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:24,864 So Waverly gets it! 394 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,829 She's the one who told me that Kate was his wife! 395 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,236 You knew? 396 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,156 Well, it was Doc's right to tell. 397 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,909 I didn't think I should... - Be loyal? 398 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,543 Wynonna, Kate came for him, not vice-versa. 399 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,004 Now you shove those legendary Earp ta-tas up 400 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,009 and you go and you tantalise that man. 401 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,590 I don't think that's a good idea. 402 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,679 So, you can't not be on Wynonna's side and then tell her how to behave. 403 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,517 Since when do we have "sides"? 404 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,521 Dunno but you sure as hell don't seem to be on mine, half-sister. 405 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,107 Why did I just say that? That was awful. 406 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,616 I don't think so, hon. 407 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,948 I think that's exactly what she needed to hear. 408 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,535 MAN SINGS 409 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,927 I should have some staff here somewhere... 410 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,683 You know, I thought I liked you, Johnny Hank. 411 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:38,893 Classic cowboy, bar full of bottles, turns my crank. 412 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,650 Here. 413 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,859 But... 414 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,272 What is this? 415 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,611 I call it... 416 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:54,201 the "Don't Have A Stealth Wife While You're Doin' My Daughter, You Enormous Prick". 417 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,997 KATALIN CHUCKLES 418 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,459 It is a pitiful evening indeed. 419 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,176 I cannot even catch the eye of Jolene, the prettiest girl in Purgatory. 420 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,476 SLAP 421 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,019 I don't like you at all. 422 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,599 I didn't even mean that! 423 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,357 MAN SINGS ♪ I get my kicks ♪ 424 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,655 ♪ From a bottle of booze... ♪ 425 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,816 Nikki! You made it! 426 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,110 Can I get you a drink? - Oh, yes please. 427 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,616 No, I won't go see him. 428 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,744 We can't open that door. Can he? 429 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,705 Well, he did say it was to your own advantage... 430 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,790 WYNONNA: Excuse me. 431 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,957 I know you're not talking about Bobo Del Rey without me, right? 432 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:51,629 I'm just trying to find a way to contribute. - Doc... 433 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,825 Because I feel like you've been contributing all over the place. 434 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,714 Wynonna... 435 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,851 It seems like you are incapable of keeping a confidence. 436 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,227 You're married! - Guys... 437 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,853 Shut up, Waverly! - Shut up! 438 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,608 Pardon the interruption, but I heard someone wished to cross my palm? 439 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,274 WYNONNA LAUGHS Is that what they're calling it these days? 440 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,030 I didn't think your palm was necessarily involved. 441 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,407 Maybe this isn't the best time... 442 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,070 Hey Waverly, maybe mow your own lawn. 443 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040 Oh! - Oh! 444 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,244 NICOLE LAUGHS 445 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,495 Well, it's all in the smile and wave. 446 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,249 Yeah, it's quite a smile. 447 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,506 Here. Let me get that for you. 448 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,462 What are you doing? 449 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,136 I just got here. 450 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,762 We're having a brilliant time! 451 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,799 WAVERLY SHOUTS - Whoa, OK Waverly. 452 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:40,184 Hey, hey, hey, hey. OK. Just give me a second! 453 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,554 She's just pouring me a beer! 454 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:47,310 Whoa! Guys, just take it easy, alright? - Let's not! Move, Copper! 455 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,814 WAVERLY SHOUTS 456 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,405 MICHELLE GRUNTS 457 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,609 Nice, Mama. - GRUNTING AND PUNCHING 458 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,821 This one goes out to chaos. 459 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,665 MUSIC: "Cheater Cheater" by Joey & Rory 460 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:09,465 ♪ Cheater cheater, where'd you meet her? Down at Ernie 's bar? ♪ 461 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,342 ♪ Did she smile your way, twirl her hair ♪ - INDISTINCT SHOUTING 462 00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:16,676 ♪ And say how cute your dimples are? ♪ - First call for free alcohol! 463 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,307 ♪ Did she use that line " your place is mine" ♪ 464 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,014 ♪ While you danced with her real slow ♪ 465 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:28,525 ♪ Tell me, cheater, cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash hoe... ♪ 466 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,019 You can't! You're my kid! You don't turn off my taps! 467 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,945 Don't tell her what to do! 468 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,572 Hey, I can fight my own battles! 469 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,279 Yeah? When are you gonna start, huh? 470 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,114 WAVERLY SHOUTS - WYNONNA SCREAMS 471 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,450 ♪...get the hell out of my house ♪ 472 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,115 Goddamnit, Wynonna! Can't you be sober for once? 473 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:48,333 Yeah! Can't you be a not-stuck-up suck up? 474 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,123 ♪ Cheater, cheater, where 'd you meet that... ♪ 475 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,945 I have pursued that man across continents and centuries and I do not give up! 476 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,756 Blah, bitch. Have you met me? 477 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,670 MICHELLE: Excuse me. - SHE GRUNTS 478 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,716 ♪...no good white trash hoe. ♪ 479 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,562 NICOLE: OK, move. In you go. 480 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,061 BUZZING - Just try not to hit each other, OK? 481 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,923 Or do! I mean, you punched everybody else in this town. 482 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:19,238 I got the mutton chop dude, and I got that vampire whore... 483 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:24,953 I got the ginger cop... I'm sorry. And Doc. - Jinx! You owe me a beer! 484 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,662 BOTH LAUGH 485 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,419 You know, Jolene sent you guys some baking 486 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,704 but I'm just going to give it to the staff for having to deal with the two of you. 487 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,461 Boooooooo. - It was lovely to meet you, Officer. 488 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,971 Was it? - Meh. 489 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,368 If they give you any trouble... 490 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,008 They're Earps. - Yeah. 491 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,643 Call me first, alright? 492 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,938 Hey. - OK. 493 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,945 Alright, I... just came to bail them out. 494 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,405 No bail for drunks. 495 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,361 They stay until they're not. 496 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,405 Oh, well then, see you next week. 497 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,577 Even though Wynonna did assault an officer, I'm not gonna press charges. 498 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,963 But Michelle, we've got to turn her in to the feds. 499 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,668 What? Nicole! No. - Harbouring a fugitive at your home? 500 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,177 One who tried to kill you as a child? What were you thinking? 501 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,633 She's my mother. - And I'm a cop! 502 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,674 You didn't think to talk to me about it first? 503 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,142 I was... I was going to! 504 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,227 But you didn't. 505 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,267 I had to hear it from Jolene. 506 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,812 Were you not even thinking about me at all? Am I always the last person you consider? 507 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:42,235 No, I... I'm so sorry. 508 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,612 Can I... 509 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,658 Can I call you later? - Nah. Or don't. 510 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,959 Like a Queen surveying her kingdom. 511 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,886 Sorry? - No, I don't believe you are. 512 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,263 I'm bored. Want a freebie? 513 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,724 No thanks. I'm not interested. 514 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,721 The Five of Wands. 515 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,186 This is a warning. You have an outstanding bill. 516 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,731 I'm all paid up. Just ask your "hubby". 517 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,739 You owe fealty and if you were my friend, I would tell you to pay that debt 518 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,530 for He knows what you have done. He is coming. 519 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:28,117 You know, the thing with vampires is, you all think you're the life of the party? 520 00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:32,079 But actually, you're all a bunch of high maintenance whiny-ass 521 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,245 dirt-stinking, blood-sucking buzz-kills. 522 00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:40,088 And your lipstick's always kind of janky cos of your weird oral fixation. 523 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,007 Jolene... 524 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,846 Waverly? Waverly. 525 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,729 Hey. Woo, karaoke night. 526 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,318 Is your bar totally busted? 527 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,979 Oh, no, thanks to you. 528 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,694 Do you know anything about a ring? A ring that may have been Bulshar's? 529 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,903 Um, Nicole does. 530 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,573 Alright, I will bite. 531 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:17,374 Why, pray tell, are you crying? Again? 532 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,710 Because everything? 533 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:25,671 I... think Nicole just dumped me and I don't even blame her. 534 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,963 I yelled at Wynonna. 535 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,679 Mama's going to go back to jail and I feel like it's all my fault? 536 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,892 She said the demon came when I was born. 537 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,181 When you were born. 538 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,690 Wait... 539 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,737 Are you saying... 540 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,402 The demon. Is it me? 541 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,877 You know, it would make sense. 542 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,164 You are not the same as the rest and Bobo said you were his kin... 543 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:07,800 Plus... you got a real vicious streak. Just ask Jolene. 544 00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:14,227 Hello, beautiful. - I'm just waiting for Waverly. 545 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:18,060 We got into this huge fight and I don't know why I said half the things that I said. 546 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:22,652 I see you. You spend your life rescuing others. 547 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,357 What about you? - What are you doing? 548 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,442 Whatever I want... 549 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,122 Are you even gay? 550 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:36,874 I'm whatever you want me to be. 551 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,998 And everything that she's not. 552 00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:41,955 I love Waverly. 553 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:45,000 No you don't. - Yes I do, I love her. 554 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,671 And you... I don't even... I don't even think I like you... 555 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,506 HER VOICE DISTORTS Cagnia mortuus! 556 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,059 SHE WHISPERS Impossible. 557 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,811 I threw this away into the woods. 558 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,307 RING HISSES - JOLENE WINCES 559 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,401 What is that? 560 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,194 It's Bulshar's ring. 561 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,611 He is risen? 562 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:19,492 Ma? You awake? - Oh my God I wish I wasn't. 563 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,881 I'm sorry about the mean stuff I said before. 564 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,672 For thinking you were an asshole 565 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,589 the whole time you were sacrificing everything for us. 566 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:37,682 I'll tell you what I did. I was a mum. You'd have done the same thing. 567 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,517 I did. My little girl. 568 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,145 Alice Michelle. 569 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,564 Alice Michelle? 570 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,522 I sent her away until this curse is gone. 571 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,865 Sounds like you made the right choice. 572 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,445 Feels like shitty shit. 573 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,326 She's lucky. 574 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:03,579 Can you imagine you and me, toasted on schnapps at the back 575 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,337 of the school nativity play? 576 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:10,923 Going: "Woohoo! You're one hot Virgin Mary, Earp!" 577 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,224 I just... 578 00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:22,397 still can't figure out why a demon died like a revenant. 579 00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,187 My head feels different. It feels wrong. 580 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,442 Oh. How did Jolene know I love Nanaimo bars? 581 00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,577 Just the whiskey passing through? 582 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,792 No, I feel it. I think the demon's still out there. 583 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,713 So is my baby sister. 584 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,045 TENSE MUSIC 585 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,055 KNIFE WHOOSH 586 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,562 If it isn't the demon, Waverly. 587 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:14,529 Randy! Get your khaki butt in here! - Hey! 911! 911! 588 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,240 I saw your name on the board, Michelle Gibson, and I did not believe it... 589 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,325 You didn't recognise these dulcet tones? 590 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,365 Hi, Randy. Now let me the hell out. 591 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,330 You know, on top of you two being in here for public intoxication 592 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,415 there's a state warrant out for your arrest. 593 00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:31,299 Yes. There's also a bastard demon out there trying to kill Waverly right now! 594 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:35,303 Michelle. Let's not go back to crazy talk like that night you burned down the barn. 595 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,760 Nedley! She's telling the truth. - So let me out, now. 596 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,390 There's only Jolene to look after her. - Who's Jolene? 597 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,269 Jolene. You know. We grew up with her. 598 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:44,645 Last name? Which family? 599 00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:46,315 I don't know. 600 00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,396 Do they live in town? Which concession? You got a phone number? 601 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,671 Everybody's got a phone number. 602 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,856 Demons don't. 603 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,988 Also, do you know who brought in the baking? 604 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,117 I could use some breakfast... - BOTH: Put down that tart, Randy! 605 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,196 You're not good. 606 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:09,129 If you were good, you wouldn't have lost everything. 607 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:19,339 Are you going to do something right? For once? 608 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:26,388 My mum would never say this, but she did all this... to protect me 609 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,273 from the dark thing... 610 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,772 JOLENE GIGGLES 611 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,188 You are the dark thing. 612 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:42,070 The real baby was special, but you're not her. 613 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:48,828 You're a changeling, the evil that she left behind 614 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,332 that night in the burning barn. 615 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,132 My father was a demon? 616 00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,168 You know he is. 617 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,131 You can't cheerlead your way out of this one. 618 00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,307 SHE SOBS It's too much. 619 00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:17,648 Then do it. End it. 620 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,401 It's the only thing that will make it better. 621 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:30,535 Do it. 622 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,496 NICOLE: Waverly! - THUD 623 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,586 Officer Haught? You in here? - NICOLE: Waverly. 624 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,178 Waverly. - What about her? 625 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,509 Jolene's the demon. 626 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,927 I was born at the exact same time as you. 627 00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:51,351 Twins? - In a sick sense. 628 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,645 The universe craves balance. 629 00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,067 And you came and arrived out of the light 630 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,484 and I... I crawled out of the muck. 631 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,070 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 632 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,990 Everything good was given to you. 633 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:14,875 Freedom, flaxen hair, family. 634 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,003 WAVERLY SOBS - And what did I get? 635 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:23,012 I got shunned, starved, reviled. 636 00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:30,429 But we're equals now, because nobody loves you either. 637 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:38,356 Why don't you do it? - Haven't you been listening! 638 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,818 We're linked, you idiot! 639 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:47,028 JOLENE WHISPERS Do it, you useless piece of skin. 640 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:53,034 Wynonna. Wynonna loves me. 641 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,296 Yes, yes, always. 642 00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:02,135 And despite what happened tonight I know that Nicole does too 643 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:06,092 and, and Doc, and Jeremy... 644 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,432 and Mama. 645 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,930 You're lying to yourself. - No. 646 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,312 You don't bring them a single thing. 647 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,809 I'm here. 648 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,475 I'm here and I stay... 649 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,402 and I love them back... 650 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:27,493 and I never, never give up on them. 651 00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:31,664 WAVERLY GRUNTS - UNNATURAL ROAR 652 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,206 It's my birthright. 653 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,171 Well, this is mine. 654 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,596 I can still fix this. - This is for Nicole. 655 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,141 And this is for making me feel worthless. - SHE SHOUTS 656 00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:56,063 You can't kill me without killing yourself! 657 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,107 But she can. 658 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,769 GUNSHOT - JOLENE GRUNTS 659 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,605 I'm your friend. 660 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,817 You love me! 661 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,910 I love her more. 662 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,504 JOLENE WHISPERS Goddamn Earps! 663 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,219 Hey, hey, hey. 664 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,548 Don't let the bitch get away. 665 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,270 You slag. What are you doing! 666 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:44,483 Something I've dreamed about every time you kept me awake in my cell 667 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,235 whispering what you were gonna do to my daughter. 668 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,323 What is that? 669 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,201 It's him. - No... 670 00:38:56,251 --> 00:39:01,292 That was fealty, I swear, the girl was for you. 671 00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:06,838 JOLENE GRUNTS REPEATEDLY 672 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,385 Bulshar! 673 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:30,775 Come on, girls. Let's go home. 674 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:35,662 WAVERLY: Even though you were in the thrall of a powerful, super-evil demon 675 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,699 and her unearthly baked goods, you said... 676 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:44,418 I said that you're the only luscious, funny... 677 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:49,381 That's good. - ...hot-as-hell baby that I need... 678 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,591 Then she got super pissed, threw me into the dresser 679 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,256 and that's when the ring fell. 680 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,182 And it burned her? - Yeah. 681 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:01,310 And then she got even more pissed and tossed me into the closet. Ironically. 682 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,354 WAVERLY SIGHS - Hey, hey. She's gone now. 683 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,560 That's what's important, right? 684 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,614 Right. 685 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,985 But the ring coming back to you, that's... 686 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,276 Yeah, kind of a creepy boomerang vibe. 687 00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,991 But it kept you safe from her. 688 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,952 I'm sorry. 689 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,918 Sometimes things are so completely nuts... 690 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,507 and you... you seem OK and sane and safe 691 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,635 so I forget to give you the completely-nuts update. 692 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,554 Yeah, you know, how about you just update me later, OK? 693 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,851 Bulshar! I wish to speak to you! 694 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:52,027 I am done with pity. I am not "play acting" the hero. 695 00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,985 I have come with something you desire. 696 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:02,291 Something I will never relinquish. 697 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,165 And I will never stop fighting for them. 698 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,998 Whatever it takes, I will do. 699 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,217 Even this. 700 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:20,218 I am Doc Holliday. I do not fear the void. 701 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,803 I spit into the void. 702 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:27,896 So it seems, Bulshar, we do have an accord. 703 00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:34,445 I may be going to hell... But I will drag you with me. 704 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,801 Ding-dong, anyone home? 705 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,346 GROWLING 706 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,593 Something tells me I'm not getting any more banana liqueur, am I? 707 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,184 Of course, any visit from a sweet Earp... 708 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,770 I came to tell you she ain't coming, and she never will. 709 00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,111 Working real hard on keeping my family safe. 710 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,987 And you know what, part of keeping them safe 711 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,489 means keeping them the hell away from you. 712 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:20,907 Wynonna, I bear news of great joy. 713 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,701 Your sister is blessed. 714 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:29,412 Her real father. A fella named Julian. 715 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:30,958 What about him? 716 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,585 He was an angel. 717 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:37,512 An honest-to-god heavens above angel. 54369

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