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NARRATOR: Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...

They call it the Cult of Bulshar.

WAVERLY: Bulshar's been in the ground for 130 years

he couldn't have spearheaded a killing cult.

WYNONNA: Mama, how are you connected to Bulshar?

You're gonna get your little sister killed.

I can end the curse!

Hell. - GUNFIRE

When Dolls shot me and I died, that's where I went.

Wynonna...

My daughters are off limits, do you hear me?

It's about Mama. - A prison pass?

Wynonna, look out!

DISTANT BIRDS TWEET

WAVERLY: No! Wynonna!

Let me go, you bastard!

Wynonna! Wynonna!

WAVERLY SCREAMS

Waverly...

SOMBRE MUSIC

SHE GROANS

SHE GASPS

DRAMATIC ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC

God, I hate hangovers.

Waverly!

Waverly, I'm here!

I'm not dead!

SHE GROANS AND SHIVERS

So cold... - Hey, hey...

MICHELLE: Wynonna Earp, don't you dare take a nap.

You are stuck on the side of a cliff!

Mama?

What are you doing up there? - Oh, I'm just sunbathing.

I just love to get a bronze on.

Hey! Hey! Don't you dare fall asleep!

You ca...

You can't be here! - Oh, really? Why not?

You're in prison.

I just saw you. Big walls. Bars.

Nice red jumpsuit.

Yuck. I mean shit, I just do not have the complexion for red.

And speaking of dressing for the occasion

might I just say that is a fine frock. It's very practical.

You always thought you were funny.

Well, you sure didn't get your sass from Ward "talk-to-the-fist" Earp.

I'm going into shock.

You're not real.

Waverly!

Baby girl, are you OK? - Do not waste your energy yelling.

Remember what I taught you.

Last time we went camping, it was just the two of us.

What are the rules in a survival situation?

It's not about being brave, it's not even about being strong.

It's about being smart. - Mm, about staying smart.

Right, not losing your head even though you're up the creek, darlin'.

And your paddle boat is en fuego.

So say them: rule number 1.

Don't panic.

Rule number 2: ... - Assess the situation calmly.

The situation is a shit sandwich.

What is that? 15, 20 feet?

I could climb that.

I could totally climb it.

WYNONNA CRIES IN AGONY

Shit. Hurts worse than when I pushed a baby from my hooha on top of an eightball.

So will Waverly being dead.

WYNONNA GASPS

SHE EXHALES DEEPLY

SHOULDER CLICKS - SHE SCREAMS

TENSE DRAMATIC MUSIC

WAVERLY MUTTERS

SHE CRIES

MAN LAUGHS

DOOR OPENS

Other one tried fake sleeping, too.

HE SNIFFS ENTHUSIASTICALLY

It's smaller than the last one.

You've kidnapped someone before?

The car accident... - What accident?

No accident. That was a perfect trap.

What do you want from me? - The forest is changing.

The trees have pulled out their roots. They're on the move.

I'm getting lost in my own woods. My... woods.

All the animals are gone.

Scared.

My traps have been empty for months.

I had to widen my hunting grounds.

It's OK, though.

I think I like its kind better.

HE BREATHES HEAVILY

The other one, where is she?

Maybe she could help us?

SPEAKS WITH WOMAN'S VOICE: Oh, I'm still here!

Parts of me, anyway.

MICHELLE: Let it go, girl.

Magic gun's not gonna help you scale a cliff.

It's kinda my thing, I can't just leave it. - You're gonna have to.

It's climb or die time.

I think that was the original slogan for Stairmaster.

I don't think I can do this.

Hey. Hey, remember when you were nine?

You came home and you wanted me to write a note

so you could skip gym class.

Same day I walked in to find you staring at the oven with a shotgun in your hand.

You were afraid of climbing the rope.

I told you you had to set an example for the other girls.

Gibsons are strong, we're not afraid of falling.

I'm not a Gibson. - Ha! Yes you are.

It's not the fall that's gonna kill you.

It's the fear, Wynonna.

Pointy rocks at the bottom might help fear out, though.

SHE SIGHS

Hope I still have that coupon for a deep tissue massage.

SHE GROANS

PHONE BEEPS

Nicole...

is wondering where you are.

WAVERLY: She won't be the only one.

Soon the woods will be swarming with a search party. They'll find you.

Oh yeah!

This? Definitely not a good look. - I don't like people... in my woods.

I don't like being treated like a meat ornament.

PHONE RINGS

Let me go and I...

I'll make sure no one bothers you, I promise.

Mhm, mhm. - OK? Just please.

Just give me the phone.

PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

EERIE TENSE MUSIC

PHONE RINGS

SPEAKS WITH WAVERLY'S VOICE: Hi, Nicole. I can't really talk right now.

No, everything's fine.

I'm just a little tied up at the moment.

OK, goodbye, Nicole.

HE LAUGHS

WAVERLY'S VOICE IS GONE

WYNONNA GROANS

Son-of-a-bitch motherless goose!

SHE SCREAMS WITH EXHAUSTION

What kind of sadist does this for fun?

SHE PANTS

DRAMATIC TENSE MUSIC

Waverly!

Wave!

Shit! Shit!

You can't go running through the woods like a lunatic!

Some jack hole got my little sister!

And whatever it is, it has hours of headstart.

Ever seen me when I'm pissed? I'm a frickin' snow cheetah.

You are injured and you don't even know these woods.

I can't leave Waverly.

I know that's a foreign concept to you, but I don't leave her behind, ever!

You don't even know if Waverly is even alive. - She's alive! She's alive!

And she's gonna stay that way!

This is about your survival.

If you pass out and freeze to death...

Rule number three: take inventory.

SHE GROANS

Oh, good God, you really are your father's daughter

Whiskey from Dad, crazy from Mum.

The Wynonna Earp story, on sale now.

Though I am a whiz with a tyre iron.

DISTANT RUMBLING

I know you're afraid to say it out loud, so I'm gonna say it for you...

What if it's him? What if it's Bulshar?

Remember what you said, Mama

it's the fear that kills you.

Sometimes it's a demon.

Time to go.

So I called Waverly

barely got a word in before she hung up on me.

Don't take it personal, um...

Wynonna had some pretty big news to drop.

The woman kept her pregnancy on the down low for months

what other new secrets could she have? - Secrets suck!

I hate 'em. - Thank you, Jeremy.

You have anything useful to contribute? - Well, yeah.

After running a simulation, I'd say there's about an 81.52% chance

that all the victims died within seconds of one another.

Not simultaneously.

OK, I'm gonna need you to unpack that for me.

So we're dealing with a demon that can move extremely fast?

Yeppers. Like light speed, beam me up, Scottie, Death Eater kinda fast.

Did... Did they suffer?

Barely woulda seen it coming.

Some consolation, I guess. - Or it was poop your pants scary as hell.

Bulshar? - He was entombed in the ground for decades.

The vampires said they were here to pay fealty to Bulshar.

Looks like this demon has been offering his own sacrifices

for the past seven years, probably for the same reason.

But it's been less than seven years since the last attack.

Bulshar's risen. - Time to party.

Yep. - The thing is...

...there's no way of knowing if these massacres will stop.

Haught... Try Waverly again.

We need everyone up to speed, OK? - Oh, yes! Up to speed. In the know.

Nobody in the dark about anything of importance.

You know what? I'm just gonna go to the homestead in person.

Maybe you should pick up a peace offering or something.

Something with sprinkles? Yeah, on it.

Hey, hey! How are the night sweats? - Stop assessing me.

Look, I'm like a really smart shark.

I can't turn off this super brain for a second.

Well maybe you should. Try it. Get a life or something, OK?

Cos the only way to do what we're doing without going crazy

is to have people we fight for.

Look, I'm fighting for you.

EMOTIONAL MUSIC

Well... Where are you going? - To get Holliday.

We have a demon that apparates or disapparates

we're gonna need all wands on deck, right?

You got my reference! - Yeah.

Boss of the year.

Yeah, I'm feeling fine. Just worry about the demon and his boss.

OK? - OK.

DISTANT WOODPECKER

WYNONNA: Why do you keep doing that? - What?

Looking behind you.

You were doing that in prison like you're afraid somebody's following you.

What? Well...

Like it's odd to be on edge in prison?

Or in the middle of some creepy woods when a monster's dragged your sister away?

It was my birthday. - Sorry, what was?

The last time you took me camping was the weekend of my birthday, and...

I wanted to go see the Pixies. - Ha! Hanson.

You wanted to see Hanson. - Alright.

You thought taking me into the woods

with a pack of dehydrated chili was a much better idea.

Yes, and then I forgot the bowls so we had to eat the damn thing with our hands.

I was so pissed.

Should've put down the damn Gameboy if I'd known.

Yeah, if you'd known I'd be gone a couple days later...

I might've actually listened.

Hey, you did listen.

You taught yourself everything.

You listened to the lessons and got yourself off that cliff.

You did alone.

Why me, though? Why...

You never brought Willa or Waverly, it was always just you and me...

Willa was Ward's right from the get-go, and Waverly...

She was everyone else's, but you...

Ooh, you...

You came into this world wailing and kicking just like I was

so I wanted to make sure you could survive by yourself.

But you know what? Being an heir, it has made you soft.

What's that supposed to mean? - It means...

You're leaning on your team of outlaws and misfits.

They're my people and I trust them.

Yeah, well where the hell are they? It's been hours.

I don't know. - Yeah.

The moment that you rely on someone...

MICHELLE SCOFFS

...to protect you, be there for you...

you're dead.

I know it's all on me, Mama.

You remember how it was all on me when you had your episodes?

People thought I was the crazy one.

A bad seed from the time I was eight years old.

Waverly needed her mother.

I needed my mother.

And Alice doesn't?

Don't you dare.

We are the same, Wynonna.

And that is what scares you.

How similar we are. - You left, you abandoned us.

You abandoned me.

DISTANT RINGING

Mama?

DOLLS WHISTLES

Whoo!

That new demon's a nasty piece of work.

We're regrouping at BBD in an hour.

You were late to the party last night. - Yep.

Wanna talk about it? - Nope.

OK...

So it's not baby Alice?

No. She is safe.

That is all I can ask for.

No, I am angry because the fight has been fixed.

What fight? - The fight.

Between the living and the dying.

When the Iron Witch made her wish, and made Wynonna pop, disappear...

you and me, we were enemies.

You killed me.

And I died. - Remind me who shot first.

Dolls...

I went to hell.

The same place Wynonna sends her demons.

That is my reward... for all this?

You know, listen, you got time. - Time for what?

To replace my bad deeds with good ones? No, that is the rub, Dolls.

That is what they do not tell you about turning the hero.

It turns you into a killer, too.

So you face it, Xavier.

We are murderers, you and I.

Destined for the dark.

We're not the same.

Cos I don't need a threat of damnation

to fight for the right side.

We're gonna be alright.

HUNTER: Hey! Hey!

Hey! I got lost in the woods hunting.

Damn trails are all messed up. Me and my son got separated.

Is he still out there? - Yeah.

Christ, I'd still be wandering if I hadn't seen the flash of blue

from an old wreck down there.

What wreck?

A blue and white pick-up just sitting there. I followed the tracks back up to the road.

Show me. Now.

SHE HISSES

FEMALE VOICE: Help! Can anybody hear me?

HUNTER'S SON: Hello? Where are you?

KICKS METAL

FEMALE VOICE: Help! Please!

Somebody help me!

Hang on! I'm almost there!

DOOR BURSTS OPEN

Are you OK?

DRAMATIC INTENSE MUSIC

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

DEADFALL: Pretty birds deserve a pretty cage.

Be thankful it just bought Waverly Earp some time.

Will the heir be looking for it? I hope so.

I'd like to see what it's throat looks like

split wide open. Hmm?

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

SHE HAS NO VOICE

CLATTERING NOISE

Whoa, hey, Doc!

I thought you'd be on your way to BBD by now.

You have been spending an awful lot of time in my basement.

Yeah, I thought I could take those tiny umbrellas you have.

It's my turn to host craft night.

Jeremy, one of the things that I greatly admire about you...

JEREMY: Like my moustache?

...is that you are a truly awful liar.

Craft night is Thursdays.

TENSE MUSIC

There is something wrong with Dolls' drugs.

Yeah, yeah, he...

He's been having side effects. - What kind of side effects?

Not to be too big for my britches but that's between Dolls and me.

I've seen what happens when he devolves. It could put all of us at risk.

Why do you do that? - Do what?

Immediately assume the worst about a person.

I don't know, Jeremy, maybe it's because I've experienced some shit lately.

So you lost your "immortality".

Whoop-dee-frickin'- doo.

Look, you are extremely virile and handsome for your age.

You've many years to look forward to.

PHONE BEEPS

What?

It's from Officer Haught.

I think Wynonna and Waverly are in trouble.

A hunter found the wrecked truck and no sign of them

at the edge of Pine Barrens.

Hey, wait! Hold up! Hold up!

Take this earpiece. Better reception than cells

and I can track your location.

Listen, you call Dolls and you tell him we need him.

Aye, aye, Captain. - Don't tell him I said that.

Gotta say, Mama, now's about the time

I wish you weren't just a figment of my imagination.

MYSTERIOUS MUSIC

Yep. Talkin' to the pine cones.

DOOR CLICKS OPEN

WYNONNA: What is it? What?

Why aren't you talking?

Is this some kind of crazy Little Mermaid shit?

BANGS CAGE

BANGS CAGE - What?

What is it?

Underwire?

Underwire support?

Jingling C-cup? Breast?

Breast alligator?

Boob! Booby! Booby munch! Booby! Booby trap!

OK, where?

OK.

I don't have it!

BANGS CAGE

Can you guide me?

Why did I wear nylons?

Three cheers for kegels!

OK, faster! Guide faster!

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

Get me on the stairs!

DEADFALL ROARS

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

DOOR OPENS

Did it know fear has a scent?

DEADFALL TAPS ON CAGE

Best smell in the world.

DEADFALL SNIFFS DEEPLY

DEADFALL SNIFFS AGAIN

MUSIC GROWS TENSE

EERIE MUSIC

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

DEADFALL: That reminds me.

My trapline needs checking.

DEADFALL CHUCKLES

DEADFALL GRUNTS

EERIE SOLEMN MUSIC

Waverly... She'll be cold.

This was no accident.

One of our girls was dragged into the woods.

The other, she is moving under her own steam.

That thing, that demon who killed all the people in the bar.

Jeremy said it moves extremely fast so the victims were dead

before they even knew what was happening.

JEREMY IN EARPIECE: Heyo, can you hear me?

For the devil, Jeremy, you don't need to yell.

My bad.

So I tried pinging Waverly and Wynonna's phones

no dice.

In fact, there's not even a source.

But satellite photos show two outbuildings.

One to the west of you and one to the north.

Wynonna's headed north. We'll follow her lead.

Yeah, but what if whoever took Waverly went the other way?

You trust Wynonna's instincts?

I helped her kill the revenant she had sex with!

Let me rephrase. Do you trust her instincts about Waverly?

Yeah, OK.

MUSIC GROWS TENSE AND FADES

METAL CLANGS

METAL CLANGS

METAL CLANGS

I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm sorry.

It's OK, it's OK. I'm so sorry.

WYNONNA PANTS

SHE MOUTHS

Because...

she was messed up.

When she left, you were tiny.

You were so little.

I know, you're a big girl now.

A grown woman with the figure of a tiny Amazon, I get it.

This is a big ol' bag of hurt we're opening, and I...

needed to be sure I wanted to go there before bringing you into it.

OK, I can't fight him in here.

But I... But I can get a jump on him.

I can get a jump on him out there.

It's OK, I swear on my favourite boy band

I'm gonna kill him and I'm gonna "mmm bop" right back. OK?

Yeah, the booby traps. I know!

I was just testing you.

MUSIC GROWS TENSE

What's going on? Haught's not back with the Earps?

Jeremy?

I was gonna call you. - PHONE BEEPS

Hmm?

How long have they been MIA?

OK, alright. - Hey. No, no.

You are already so far out of line. - Look

I knew you'd say hell with my warnings and go blazing in after them.

You do not get to make those decisions.

You do not get to hesitate because of what might happen.

OK, fine, don't think about yourself

but we haven't warned the others, maybe think about them.

You sneaky dickstick. Hello!

Hey! I'm Wynonna Earp.

Trespasser!

Real cosy cabin of horrors you got there, revenant.

Property Brothers know about you? - Nobody knows about me.

This land is my land. - Please don't start singing.

METAL CLANGS

I'll eat you first.

What's with demons and eating people? Huh?

Mama Olive. The widows. Bulshar...

Bulshar?

Big fan, are we?

He's buried. Gone.

Gone. Never to find me again.

Hate to break it to you, but he is risen.

WYNONNA: Ow! Ow!

WYNONNA: Ah! Oh shit!

WYNONNA: Please, get me out!

Tricks, they're not just for kids.

TAPE RECORDER: Please, get me out!

Wynonna? Eek! I got my voice back! Wynonna!

What happened? - Oh, he basically dead.

RUSTLING

WHIPPING NOISE

Nicole! Nice boots!

Oh, Doc. Those are great jeans, are those new?

Where's Waverly? - Waverly's good.

She's good.

I killed the bad guy, as you do, and...

I'm just, you know, doing some thinking and...

having some me time. - You about done?

Yeah, please. Good.

WYNONNA FALLS AND GROANS

DOLLS: Hey!

Are you... Listen, I don't wanna ask if you're alright, but...

Are you alright?

Nothing a hot bath in a bottle of whiskey won't cure.

Don't you mean "and" a bottle of whiskey?

Ask me in five minutes.

OK.

NICOLE WHISPERS

I get my voice back and suddenly you've lost yours?

WYNONNA CLEARS HER THROAT

I really meant what I said.

About being sorry.

How long have you known where she is?

Uh... A while. - How long, Wynonna?

A long time.

They moved her to the new facility before I went to Greece.

But I only went to see her again after Bulshar rose.

She knows things about him.

You kept me from my mother for years?

She asked me not to tell you where she was.

Ever.

Dolls? - Yeah?

Uh... Can you take me to your truck?

I can't be here right now.

Alright, come on.

It's alright.

How could she keep that kind of secret from me?

It's hard to tell people the truth if you know it'll devastate them.

It's hard.

Anything I should know? - I screwed up.

Ah well, sounds like standard Earp operating procedure.

We can get through that.

I should be the one doing this, going to get Peacemaker.

Yeah, or me.

Oh, did one of you guys have a harness in your car

for impromptu weekend excursions?

I have nine years of climbing experience. You are the heir, and you...

can't even look over the edge.

Heights, they give me the wheezies.

I will be down and back before you can say "redheads do it better".

WAVERLY SOBS

DOLLS CRIES

Dolls, what's wrong?

I'm good, I'm just running on fumes. - No.

Yeah. - Dolls, what's wrong?

DOLLS GROANS

Dolls?

Dolls?

Dolls? - Waverly...

Wynonna's gonna need you...

more than ever.

OK, now you're really freaking me out. Dolls, what's happening?

Hey, guys! Something's happening with the rope!

NICOLE SCREAMS

WYNONNA: Haught! Haught!

WYNONNA GROANS

DOC ROARS

You're a dead man!

DRAMATIC TENSE MUSIC

Dolls!

NICOLE WINCES

Come on!

OK, Earp. You're good. Watch your legs. - No, don't!

Doc! Jesus, we're having a day!

You cannot kill me with mortal weapons.

You're gonna feel real stupid in a second!

JEREMY THROUGH EARPIECE: Hello. Check, check, Doc?

Can anyone hear me?

Jeremy?

OK!

Everything was fine, but then there were screams...

Dolls has gone to help them, but my stupid, stupidest leg is...

Waverly, OK listen to me.

Whatever Black Badge did to Dolls, it's made him unstable.

What?

Here we go.

Unstable? Unstable how?

I'm running out of rope!

Shit! Dolls!

Wynonna, you gotta let go! - Not happening!

If you don't, we're both going over this cliff!

Be smart, Wynonna!

The earth thirsts for blood.

Dolls!

Someone must die here today.

I'm slipping!

Do it! - No!

Will it be one... - WYNONNA SCREAMS

Or two... Or maybe three?

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Dolls!

My arm, I can't!

Here, here.

Brought your lapdog to a dragon fight, asshole!

DOC: Wynonna!

What? I don't...

He was on his feet...

Bulshar was here, I was gonna shoot the bastard. What happened?

He just fell over. He collapsed.

And he's not breathing. - What do you mean, he's not breathing?

NICOLE: I've got no pulse.

Dispatch, this is Officer Nicole Haught, confirm.

DISPATCH: This is Dispatch.

I need paramedics off of Highway 12.

I have an agent down. I repeat, agent down.

DISPATCH: Copy that.

Wynonna...

DOC: Damn it, Dolls, do not give up on us now.

He needs his drugs.

WAVERLY: No, he doesn't need his drugs.

Xavier, goddammit! You wake up! You wake up now!

Waverly, why isn't he waking up?

Because he's gone, Wynonna.

He's gone.

MELANCHOLY MUSIC

Nedley and the coroner will be here soon.

I'm not leaving him.

Wynonna...

Wynonna, it's freezing. You're injured, OK, we have to...

He hates the woods. I'm not leaving him here alone, Waverly.

OK.

OK.

No one's leaving him.

That demon...

We could...

We couldn't stop him. We couldn't...

fight him. We were about to die and then...

Dolls...

takes him on, and...

flame throws him like it's nothing.

He saved us.

He saved me.

So how is this OK?

I don't know. - How is he lying here?

I don't know.

I'm just so sorry.

Well...

Maybe this is a mistake.

Maybe he'll wake up.

I mean, he's...

he's part dragon, he can...

MICHELLE: Wynonna, honey...

It's not fair.

HER VOICE TREMBLES: I can't do this without him.

WAVERLY AND MICHELLE: He's at peace now.

There's no more pain.

No more drugs.

No more demons.

You have to let him go now, Wynonna.