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Yesterday marked one year since Trump's

Yesterday marked one year since Trump's

Yesterday marked one year since Trump's inauguration. That's like one and a half

inauguration. That's like one and a half

inauguration. That's like one and a half popes ago.

popes ago.

popes ago. RIP to a real one. I will find your

RIP to a real one. I will find your

RIP to a real one. I will find your killer.

killer.

killer. So Trump decided to crash the White

So Trump decided to crash the White

So Trump decided to crash the White House press briefing to tout his

House press briefing to tout his

House press briefing to tout his accomplishments, but also to do some

accomplishments, but also to do some

accomplishments, but also to do some prop comedy.

prop comedy.

prop comedy. >> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.

>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.

>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments. And this is something I'm glad my finger

And this is something I'm glad my finger

And this is something I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could have

wasn't in that sucker. That could have

wasn't in that sucker. That could have done some damage, but you know what? I

done some damage, but you know what? I

done some damage, but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. And I

wouldn't have shown the pain. And I

wouldn't have shown the pain. And I would have acted like nothing happened

would have acted like nothing happened

would have acted like nothing happened as my finger fell off. That was a nasty

as my finger fell off. That was a nasty

as my finger fell off. That was a nasty I think somebody did that.

I think somebody did that.

I think somebody did that. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is

>> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is

>> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is finger falling off something you think

finger falling off something you think

finger falling off something you think could happen to you?

could happen to you?

could happen to you? Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you

Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you

Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you had the best health report of all time.

had the best health report of all time.

had the best health report of all time. Now you're telling me fingers are

Now you're telling me fingers are

Now you're telling me fingers are falling off like it's autumn.

falling off like it's autumn.

falling off like it's autumn. Now you might think this is just a stack

Now you might think this is just a stack

Now you might think this is just a stack of blank papers. or maybe if you're

of blank papers. or maybe if you're

of blank papers. or maybe if you're feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But

feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But

feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But this file was actually filled with

this file was actually filled with

this file was actually filled with Trump's accomplishments, which is why

Trump's accomplishments, which is why

Trump's accomplishments, which is why Trump treated it with the respect, care,

Trump treated it with the respect, care,

Trump treated it with the respect, care, and pride it deserved.

and pride it deserved.

and pride it deserved. >> But look at this. These are all each to

>> But look at this. These are all each to

>> But look at this. These are all each to line is something that we did. Nobody

line is something that we did. Nobody

line is something that we did. Nobody did that before.

did that before.

did that before. And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we

And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we

And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we have the hottest country in the world.

have the hottest country in the world.

have the hottest country in the world. [cheering]

>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading

>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading

>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading more than he loves bragging. All right,

more than he loves bragging. All right,

more than he loves bragging. All right, but look, whether you love what Trump's

but look, whether you love what Trump's

but look, whether you love what Trump's done the past year or hate it, he has

done the past year or hate it, he has

done the past year or hate it, he has been busy. Let's hear about some of

been busy. Let's hear about some of

been busy. Let's hear about some of these incredible accomplishments with

these incredible accomplishments with

these incredible accomplishments with bullet points like number 243, stripped

bullet points like number 243, stripped

bullet points like number 243, stripped notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter

notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter

notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret

Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret

Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret Service detail.

Service detail.

Service detail. >> Notorious crackhead.

>> Notorious crackhead.

>> Notorious crackhead. That may seem harsh, but name another

That may seem harsh, but name another

That may seem harsh, but name another famous crackhead from the last 5 years.

famous crackhead from the last 5 years.

famous crackhead from the last 5 years. I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on

I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on

I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most

crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most

crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most people don't know the names of too many

people don't know the names of too many

people don't know the names of too many crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know

crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know

crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know don't even know their own names.

don't even know their own names.

don't even know their own names. But look, Donald Trump is not about the

But look, Donald Trump is not about the

But look, Donald Trump is not about the past. This man is about America's

past. This man is about America's

past. This man is about America's future. Bringing one crackhead to

future. Bringing one crackhead to

future. Bringing one crackhead to justice may have been Trump's biggest

justice may have been Trump's biggest

justice may have been Trump's biggest first year accomplishment. He's been

first year accomplishment. He's been

first year accomplishment. He's been very clear about what his second year

very clear about what his second year

very clear about what his second year biggest accomplishment is going to be.

biggest accomplishment is going to be.

biggest accomplishment is going to be. >> We need Greenland.

>> We need Greenland.

>> We need Greenland. >> All we're asking for is to get Greenland

>> All we're asking for is to get Greenland

>> All we're asking for is to get Greenland including right title and ownership.

including right title and ownership.

including right title and ownership. We're talking about acquiring, not

We're talking about acquiring, not

We're talking about acquiring, not leasing, not having a short term. We're

leasing, not having a short term. We're

leasing, not having a short term. We're talking about acquiring. You need

talking about acquiring. You need

talking about acquiring. You need ownership. You really need title as they

ownership. You really need title as they

ownership. You really need title as they say in the real estate business.

say in the real estate business.

say in the real estate business. >> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We

>> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We

>> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We need it like well like Hunter Biden

need it like well like Hunter Biden

need it like well like Hunter Biden needs crap. All right.

needs crap. All right.

needs crap. All right. We're notorious Greenland heads. And

We're notorious Greenland heads. And

We're notorious Greenland heads. And that's the type of dude he is. If Trump

that's the type of dude he is. If Trump

that's the type of dude he is. If Trump wants something, he gets it. It's like

wants something, he gets it. It's like

wants something, he gets it. It's like if you went out to a bar with your

if you went out to a bar with your

if you went out to a bar with your friend and you saw a gorgeous woman

friend and you saw a gorgeous woman

friend and you saw a gorgeous woman across the bar and then he turned to you

across the bar and then he turned to you

across the bar and then he turned to you and said, "I'm going home with her

and said, "I'm going home with her

and said, "I'm going home with her tonight." You may need to pay the tab

tonight." You may need to pay the tab

tonight." You may need to pay the tab because your boy's about to smash.

because your boy's about to smash.

because your boy's about to smash. That's just the kind of confidence

That's just the kind of confidence

That's just the kind of confidence Donald Trump has. And that's why today

Donald Trump has. And that's why today

Donald Trump has. And that's why today he flew to Davos to explain to Europe

he flew to Davos to explain to Europe

he flew to Davos to explain to Europe why America should own Greenland.

why America should own Greenland.

why America should own Greenland. >> No nation or group of nations is in any

>> No nation or group of nations is in any

>> No nation or group of nations is in any position to be able to

position to be able to

position to be able to secure Greenland other than the United

secure Greenland other than the United

secure Greenland other than the United States. It's the United States alone

States. It's the United States alone

States. It's the United States alone that can protect this giant mass of

that can protect this giant mass of

that can protect this giant mass of land, this giant piece of ice, develop

land, this giant piece of ice, develop

land, this giant piece of ice, develop it and improve it and make it so that

it and improve it and make it so that

it and improve it and make it so that it's good for Europe and safe for Europe

it's good for Europe and safe for Europe

it's good for Europe and safe for Europe and good for us.

and good for us.

and good for us. >> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in

>> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in

>> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in a strategic location. It's like if your

a strategic location. It's like if your

a strategic location. It's like if your grandma had a Manhattan apartment she

grandma had a Manhattan apartment she

grandma had a Manhattan apartment she bought in 1950. Once she dies in it,

bought in 1950. Once she dies in it,

bought in 1950. Once she dies in it, you're going to push her down the trash

you're going to push her down the trash

you're going to push her down the trash shoot and live like a king.

It all sounds great, but I do have one

It all sounds great, but I do have one

It all sounds great, but I do have one problem. We already have a treaty with

problem. We already have a treaty with

problem. We already have a treaty with Denmark that lets us build as many

Denmark that lets us build as many

Denmark that lets us build as many military bases in Greenland as

military bases in Greenland as

military bases in Greenland as necessary. I don't know why we need to

necessary. I don't know why we need to

necessary. I don't know why we need to own Greenland to defend it.

own Greenland to defend it.

own Greenland to defend it. >> You need the ownership to defend it. You

>> You need the ownership to defend it. You

>> You need the ownership to defend it. You can't defend it on a lease. Number one,

can't defend it on a lease. Number one,

can't defend it on a lease. Number one, legally, it's not defensible that way

legally, it's not defensible that way

legally, it's not defensible that way totally. And number two,

totally. And number two,

totally. And number two, psychologically, who the hell wants to

psychologically, who the hell wants to

psychologically, who the hell wants to defend a license agreement or a lease?

defend a license agreement or a lease?

defend a license agreement or a lease? >> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do

>> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do

>> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do care less about things when they're not

care less about things when they're not

care less about things when they're not yours. Like, a parent will do anything

yours. Like, a parent will do anything

yours. Like, a parent will do anything to protect their kids, but if I'm

to protect their kids, but if I'm

to protect their kids, but if I'm babysitting

You know what I mean? Like I I'll give

You know what I mean? Like I I'll give

You know what I mean? Like I I'll give it a good college try, but at the end of

it a good college try, but at the end of

it a good college try, but at the end of the day, he don't look like me. All

the day, he don't look like me. All

the day, he don't look like me. All right?

right?

right? [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] But look, it really doesn't matter why

But look, it really doesn't matter why

But look, it really doesn't matter why Trump wants something. The point is he

Trump wants something. The point is he

Trump wants something. The point is he wants Greenland. And you can tell

wants Greenland. And you can tell

wants Greenland. And you can tell because his focus is 100% on Greenland.

because his focus is 100% on Greenland.

because his focus is 100% on Greenland. >> The president referred to Greenland as

>> The president referred to Greenland as

>> The president referred to Greenland as Iceland.

Iceland.

Iceland. >> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until

>> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until

>> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until the last few days when I told them about

the last few days when I told them about

the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me.

Iceland, they loved me.

Iceland, they loved me. Okay, anyone can slip up. All right,

Okay, anyone can slip up. All right,

Okay, anyone can slip up. All right, obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's

obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's

obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's not going to make that mistake three

not going to make that mistake three

not going to make that mistake three times in as many sentences.

times in as many sentences.

times in as many sentences. >> They're not there for us on Iceland.

>> They're not there for us on Iceland.

>> They're not there for us on Iceland. That I can tell you. I mean, our stock

That I can tell you. I mean, our stock

That I can tell you. I mean, our stock market took the first dip yesterday

market took the first dip yesterday

market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So, Iceland's

because of Iceland. So, Iceland's

because of Iceland. So, Iceland's already cost us a lot of money.

already cost us a lot of money.

already cost us a lot of money. >> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy

>> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy

>> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy whose brain didn't work.

whose brain didn't work.

whose brain didn't work. But you know what? It doesn't matter

But you know what? It doesn't matter

But you know what? It doesn't matter what he said because when the man wants

what he said because when the man wants

what he said because when the man wants something, he gets it.

something, he gets it.

something, he gets it. >> We are following even more breaking

>> We are following even more breaking

>> We are following even more breaking news. President Trump now says he has

news. President Trump now says he has

news. President Trump now says he has reached a quote framework deal on

reached a quote framework deal on

reached a quote framework deal on Greenland.

Greenland.

Greenland. >> What did I just say? All right. That

>> What did I just say? All right. That

>> What did I just say? All right. That crazy finger losing son of a did

crazy finger losing son of a did

crazy finger losing son of a did it again. He got himself a deal. And you

it again. He got himself a deal. And you

it again. He got himself a deal. And you know that deal includes owning

know that deal includes owning

know that deal includes owning Greenland.

Greenland.

Greenland. >> Does it still include the United States

>> Does it still include the United States

>> Does it still include the United States having ownership of Greenland like

having ownership of Greenland like

having ownership of Greenland like you've said you wanted?

you've said you wanted?

you've said you wanted? >> Uh

>> [applause]

>> [applause]

>> [applause] >> Wait,

>> Wait,

>> Wait, wait a minute. That doesn't sound good.

wait a minute. That doesn't sound good.

wait a minute. That doesn't sound good. That That's not the uh of ownership.

That That's not the uh of ownership.

That That's not the uh of ownership. You at least got a deal, right, Trump?

You at least got a deal, right, Trump?

You at least got a deal, right, Trump? Tell me you got a deal.

Tell me you got a deal.

Tell me you got a deal. >> Well, we have a concept of a deal.

>> Well, we have a concept of a deal.

>> Well, we have a concept of a deal. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way

>> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way

>> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is

to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is

to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is so sad. Remember that friend at the bar

so sad. Remember that friend at the bar

so sad. Remember that friend at the bar who went to approach the beautiful

who went to approach the beautiful

who went to approach the beautiful woman? This is like if he just walked

woman? This is like if he just walked

woman? This is like if he just walked back up and you're like, "Okay, well,

back up and you're like, "Okay, well,

back up and you're like, "Okay, well, what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh,

what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh,

what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh, her. Nah, nah. Uh, she a ghost."

Well, did you at least get her digits? I

Well, did you at least get her digits? I

Well, did you at least get her digits? I I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know

I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know

I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know there's a seven in there somewhere.

there's a seven in there somewhere.

there's a seven in there somewhere. You know what? This is all my bad for

You know what? This is all my bad for

You know what? This is all my bad for thinking Trump's word is worth his

thinking Trump's word is worth his

thinking Trump's word is worth his weight in gold because it's definitely

weight in gold because it's definitely

weight in gold because it's definitely not gold. It's more like whatever

not gold. It's more like whatever

not gold. It's more like whatever material they made that Titan

material they made that Titan

material they made that Titan submersible out of.

submersible out of.

submersible out of. What was that? Graham crackers or

What was that? Graham crackers or

What was that? Graham crackers or something.

something.

something. But maybe what Europe did here is a

But maybe what Europe did here is a

But maybe what Europe did here is a lesson for the rest of us because Trump

lesson for the rest of us because Trump

lesson for the rest of us because Trump barged into Davos like I want to own

barged into Davos like I want to own

barged into Davos like I want to own Greenland and Europe just said no. And

Greenland and Europe just said no. And

Greenland and Europe just said no. And in just six hours they worked him down

in just six hours they worked him down

in just six hours they worked him down from owning Greenland to concepts of a

from owning Greenland to concepts of a

from owning Greenland to concepts of a deal. So maybe saying no is something

deal. So maybe saying no is something

deal. So maybe saying no is something more of us in America might want to try.

more of us in America might want to try.

more of us in America might want to try. Instead of complying in advance, college

Instead of complying in advance, college

Instead of complying in advance, college presidents, law firms, media outlets,

presidents, law firms, media outlets,

presidents, law firms, media outlets, whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky

whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky

whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky gold to put on his walls, just tell

gold to put on his walls, just tell

gold to put on his walls, just tell that man no.

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering] [applause]

>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for

>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for

>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for standing its ground. You did it.

standing its ground. You did it.

standing its ground. You did it. Although, if he changes his mind, you

Although, if he changes his mind, you

Although, if he changes his mind, you might want to bulk up your defenses with

might want to bulk up your defenses with

might want to bulk up your defenses with some of those binder clips just to be

some of those binder clips just to be

some of those binder clips just to be safe. [cheering]

safe. [cheering]

safe. [cheering] For more on Trump's campaign for

For more on Trump's campaign for

For more on Trump's campaign for Greenland, let's go to our very own

Greenland, let's go to our very own

Greenland, let's go to our very own Jordan Clipper. [screaming]

[applause]

>> Jordan, where are you,

>> Jordan, where are you,

>> Jordan, where are you, >> Josh? I'm embedded with the American

>> Josh? I'm embedded with the American

>> Josh? I'm embedded with the American Invasion Force. President Trump said he

Invasion Force. President Trump said he

Invasion Force. President Trump said he wants Iceland, so we're heading to

wants Iceland, so we're heading to

wants Iceland, so we're heading to Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL

Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL

Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES.

YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES.

YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES. >> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president

>> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president

>> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president wants Greenland. I think he just

wants Greenland. I think he just

wants Greenland. I think he just misspoke.

misspoke.

misspoke. >> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no,

>> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no,

>> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and

no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and

no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and he has never been sharper. He may be 79,

he has never been sharper. He may be 79,

he has never been sharper. He may be 79, but I assure you he has the mental

but I assure you he has the mental

but I assure you he has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old.

capacity of an 8-year-old.

capacity of an 8-year-old. [cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a

[cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a

[cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a fact. If President Trump said Iceland,

fact. If President Trump said Iceland,

fact. If President Trump said Iceland, he definitely meant Iceland.

he definitely meant Iceland.

he definitely meant Iceland. What's that?

What's that?

What's that? >> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to

>> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to

>> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to Scotland now.

Scotland now.

Scotland now. >> What? Why Scotland?

>> What? Why Scotland?

>> What? Why Scotland? >> Oh, well, it's definitely not because

>> Oh, well, it's definitely not because

>> Oh, well, it's definitely not because Trump was looking at a map of Greenland

Trump was looking at a map of Greenland

Trump was looking at a map of Greenland while getting a text from Scott Beao. If

while getting a text from Scott Beao. If

while getting a text from Scott Beao. If that's what you're suggesting.

that's what you're suggesting.

that's what you're suggesting. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> That sounds like exactly what happened.

>> That sounds like exactly what happened.

>> That sounds like exactly what happened. >> I'll tell you what is happening. Our

>> I'll tell you what is happening. Our

>> I'll tell you what is happening. Our firm brain president has decided we are

firm brain president has decided we are

firm brain president has decided we are invading Scotland. And that's that.

invading Scotland. And that's that.

invading Scotland. And that's that. What's that? Legoland. We're going

What's that? Legoland. We're going

What's that? Legoland. We're going to Legoland now. Legoland.

to Legoland now. Legoland.

to Legoland now. Legoland. >> No, you're stupid.

>> No, you're stupid.

>> No, you're stupid. >> I didn't say that.

>> I didn't say that.

>> I didn't say that. >> Okay, but you thought it.

>> Okay, but you thought it.

>> Okay, but you thought it. >> Let me guess. President Trump was

>> Let me guess. President Trump was

>> Let me guess. President Trump was thinking of Greenland, but then he saw

thinking of Greenland, but then he saw

thinking of Greenland, but then he saw Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it.

Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it.

Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it. >> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's

>> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's

>> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's Duplo. It helps with his fine motor

Duplo. It helps with his fine motor

Duplo. It helps with his fine motor skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast.

skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast.

skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast. We're already pre-bombing it, but they

We're already pre-bombing it, but they

We're already pre-bombing it, but they can rebuild it if they want. Very

can rebuild it if they want. Very

can rebuild it if they want. Very easily, actually.

easily, actually.

easily, actually. >> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that

>> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that

>> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that Trump's losing a step rather than

Trump's losing a step rather than

Trump's losing a step rather than twisting ourselves into World War II?

twisting ourselves into World War II?

twisting ourselves into World War II? >> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know,

>> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know,

>> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know, maybe you're right. Maybe we should

maybe you're right. Maybe we should

maybe you're right. Maybe we should pause and carefully consider.

pause and carefully consider.

pause and carefully consider. Really? Neverland? Really? All right.

Really? Neverland? Really? All right.

Really? Neverland? Really? All right. Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack

Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack

Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack on Neverland. Now,

on Neverland. Now,

on Neverland. Now, >> Neverland is not a real place.

>> Neverland is not a real place.

>> Neverland is not a real place. >> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but

>> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but

>> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but but if you do, like Trump does, you'll

but if you do, like Trump does, you'll

but if you do, like Trump does, you'll be able to storm the beaches and conquer

be able to storm the beaches and conquer

be able to storm the beaches and conquer it for America. I can't believe I'm even

it for America. I can't believe I'm even

it for America. I can't believe I'm even asking this, but what would we even go

asking this, but what would we even go

asking this, but what would we even go there for?

there for?

there for? >> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe

>> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe

>> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe Trump is looking for a replacement for

Trump is looking for a replacement for

Trump is looking for a replacement for Epstein Island. You know,

Epstein Island. You know,

Epstein Island. You know, you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids

you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids

you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra

that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra

that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra I'm brains I'm brainstorming here.

I'm brains I'm brainstorming here.

I'm brains I'm brainstorming here. >> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD

>> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD

>> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF

YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF

YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter]

CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter]

CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter] The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering]

The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering]

The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering] the point is we're ne we're going right

the point is we're ne we're going right

the point is we're ne we're going right now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland.

now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland.

now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland. We're going Okay, we're going we're

We're going Okay, we're going we're

We're going Okay, we're going we're going to Greenland now.

going to Greenland now.

going to Greenland now. >> Wait, we're back to Greenland.

>> Wait, we're back to Greenland.

>> Wait, we're back to Greenland. >> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY

>> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY

>> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY have a concept of a plan. Jordan

have a concept of a plan. Jordan

have a concept of a plan. Jordan Clapper. Everyone

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