Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Ewe
Faroese
Filipino
Finnish
French
Frisian
Ga
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hindi
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Igbo
Indonesian
Interlingua
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kannada
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kurdish (Soranî)
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lingala
Lithuanian
Lozi
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Malayalam
Maltese
Maori
Marathi
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Nigerian Pidgin
Northern Sotho
Norwegian
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Occitan
Oriya
Oromo
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Punjabi
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Runyakitara
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Serbo-Croatian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Spanish (Latin American)
Sundanese
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Tatar
Telugu
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Tshiluba
Tumbuka
Turkish
Turkmen
Twi
Uighur
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof
Xhosa
Yiddish
Yoruba
Zulu
Yesterday marked one year since Trump's
Yesterday marked one year since Trump's
Yesterday marked one year since Trump's inauguration. That's like one and a half
inauguration. That's like one and a half
inauguration. That's like one and a half popes ago.
popes ago.
popes ago. RIP to a real one. I will find your
RIP to a real one. I will find your
RIP to a real one. I will find your killer.
killer.
killer. So Trump decided to crash the White
So Trump decided to crash the White
So Trump decided to crash the White House press briefing to tout his
House press briefing to tout his
House press briefing to tout his accomplishments, but also to do some
accomplishments, but also to do some
accomplishments, but also to do some prop comedy.
prop comedy.
prop comedy. >> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.
>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.
>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments. And this is something I'm glad my finger
And this is something I'm glad my finger
And this is something I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could have
wasn't in that sucker. That could have
wasn't in that sucker. That could have done some damage, but you know what? I
done some damage, but you know what? I
done some damage, but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. And I
wouldn't have shown the pain. And I
wouldn't have shown the pain. And I would have acted like nothing happened
would have acted like nothing happened
would have acted like nothing happened as my finger fell off. That was a nasty
as my finger fell off. That was a nasty
as my finger fell off. That was a nasty I think somebody did that.
I think somebody did that.
I think somebody did that. [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter] >> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is
>> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is
>> Wait, wait, wait. First of all, is finger falling off something you think
finger falling off something you think
finger falling off something you think could happen to you?
could happen to you?
could happen to you? Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you
Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you
Is that on the menu? Like, I thought you had the best health report of all time.
had the best health report of all time.
had the best health report of all time. Now you're telling me fingers are
Now you're telling me fingers are
Now you're telling me fingers are falling off like it's autumn.
falling off like it's autumn.
falling off like it's autumn. Now you might think this is just a stack
Now you might think this is just a stack
Now you might think this is just a stack of blank papers. or maybe if you're
of blank papers. or maybe if you're
of blank papers. or maybe if you're feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But
feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But
feeling generous, pictures of boobs. But this file was actually filled with
this file was actually filled with
this file was actually filled with Trump's accomplishments, which is why
Trump's accomplishments, which is why
Trump's accomplishments, which is why Trump treated it with the respect, care,
Trump treated it with the respect, care,
Trump treated it with the respect, care, and pride it deserved.
and pride it deserved.
and pride it deserved. >> But look at this. These are all each to
>> But look at this. These are all each to
>> But look at this. These are all each to line is something that we did. Nobody
line is something that we did. Nobody
line is something that we did. Nobody did that before.
did that before.
did that before. And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we
And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we
And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we have the hottest country in the world.
have the hottest country in the world.
have the hottest country in the world. [cheering]
>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading
>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading
>> Wow. Okay. Turns out Trump hates reading more than he loves bragging. All right,
more than he loves bragging. All right,
more than he loves bragging. All right, but look, whether you love what Trump's
but look, whether you love what Trump's
but look, whether you love what Trump's done the past year or hate it, he has
done the past year or hate it, he has
done the past year or hate it, he has been busy. Let's hear about some of
been busy. Let's hear about some of
been busy. Let's hear about some of these incredible accomplishments with
these incredible accomplishments with
these incredible accomplishments with bullet points like number 243, stripped
bullet points like number 243, stripped
bullet points like number 243, stripped notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter
notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter
notorious crackhead and grifter Hunter Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret
Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret
Biden of his taxpayer funded Secret Service detail.
Service detail.
Service detail. >> Notorious crackhead.
>> Notorious crackhead.
>> Notorious crackhead. That may seem harsh, but name another
That may seem harsh, but name another
That may seem harsh, but name another famous crackhead from the last 5 years.
famous crackhead from the last 5 years.
famous crackhead from the last 5 years. I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on
I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on
I'll wait. To be fair, the bar on crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most
crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most
crackhead notoriety is pretty low. Most people don't know the names of too many
people don't know the names of too many
people don't know the names of too many crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know
crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know
crackheads. Hell, most crackheads I know don't even know their own names.
don't even know their own names.
don't even know their own names. But look, Donald Trump is not about the
But look, Donald Trump is not about the
But look, Donald Trump is not about the past. This man is about America's
past. This man is about America's
past. This man is about America's future. Bringing one crackhead to
future. Bringing one crackhead to
future. Bringing one crackhead to justice may have been Trump's biggest
justice may have been Trump's biggest
justice may have been Trump's biggest first year accomplishment. He's been
first year accomplishment. He's been
first year accomplishment. He's been very clear about what his second year
very clear about what his second year
very clear about what his second year biggest accomplishment is going to be.
biggest accomplishment is going to be.
biggest accomplishment is going to be. >> We need Greenland.
>> We need Greenland.
>> We need Greenland. >> All we're asking for is to get Greenland
>> All we're asking for is to get Greenland
>> All we're asking for is to get Greenland including right title and ownership.
including right title and ownership.
including right title and ownership. We're talking about acquiring, not
We're talking about acquiring, not
We're talking about acquiring, not leasing, not having a short term. We're
leasing, not having a short term. We're
leasing, not having a short term. We're talking about acquiring. You need
talking about acquiring. You need
talking about acquiring. You need ownership. You really need title as they
ownership. You really need title as they
ownership. You really need title as they say in the real estate business.
say in the real estate business.
say in the real estate business. >> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We
>> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We
>> You heard the man. We need Greenland. We need it like well like Hunter Biden
need it like well like Hunter Biden
need it like well like Hunter Biden needs crap. All right.
needs crap. All right.
needs crap. All right. We're notorious Greenland heads. And
We're notorious Greenland heads. And
We're notorious Greenland heads. And that's the type of dude he is. If Trump
that's the type of dude he is. If Trump
that's the type of dude he is. If Trump wants something, he gets it. It's like
wants something, he gets it. It's like
wants something, he gets it. It's like if you went out to a bar with your
if you went out to a bar with your
if you went out to a bar with your friend and you saw a gorgeous woman
friend and you saw a gorgeous woman
friend and you saw a gorgeous woman across the bar and then he turned to you
across the bar and then he turned to you
across the bar and then he turned to you and said, "I'm going home with her
and said, "I'm going home with her
and said, "I'm going home with her tonight." You may need to pay the tab
tonight." You may need to pay the tab
tonight." You may need to pay the tab because your boy's about to smash.
because your boy's about to smash.
because your boy's about to smash. That's just the kind of confidence
That's just the kind of confidence
That's just the kind of confidence Donald Trump has. And that's why today
Donald Trump has. And that's why today
Donald Trump has. And that's why today he flew to Davos to explain to Europe
he flew to Davos to explain to Europe
he flew to Davos to explain to Europe why America should own Greenland.
why America should own Greenland.
why America should own Greenland. >> No nation or group of nations is in any
>> No nation or group of nations is in any
>> No nation or group of nations is in any position to be able to
position to be able to
position to be able to secure Greenland other than the United
secure Greenland other than the United
secure Greenland other than the United States. It's the United States alone
States. It's the United States alone
States. It's the United States alone that can protect this giant mass of
that can protect this giant mass of
that can protect this giant mass of land, this giant piece of ice, develop
land, this giant piece of ice, develop
land, this giant piece of ice, develop it and improve it and make it so that
it and improve it and make it so that
it and improve it and make it so that it's good for Europe and safe for Europe
it's good for Europe and safe for Europe
it's good for Europe and safe for Europe and good for us.
and good for us.
and good for us. >> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in
>> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in
>> That's right. It's huge, undeveloped in a strategic location. It's like if your
a strategic location. It's like if your
a strategic location. It's like if your grandma had a Manhattan apartment she
grandma had a Manhattan apartment she
grandma had a Manhattan apartment she bought in 1950. Once she dies in it,
bought in 1950. Once she dies in it,
bought in 1950. Once she dies in it, you're going to push her down the trash
you're going to push her down the trash
you're going to push her down the trash shoot and live like a king.
It all sounds great, but I do have one
It all sounds great, but I do have one
It all sounds great, but I do have one problem. We already have a treaty with
problem. We already have a treaty with
problem. We already have a treaty with Denmark that lets us build as many
Denmark that lets us build as many
Denmark that lets us build as many military bases in Greenland as
military bases in Greenland as
military bases in Greenland as necessary. I don't know why we need to
necessary. I don't know why we need to
necessary. I don't know why we need to own Greenland to defend it.
own Greenland to defend it.
own Greenland to defend it. >> You need the ownership to defend it. You
>> You need the ownership to defend it. You
>> You need the ownership to defend it. You can't defend it on a lease. Number one,
can't defend it on a lease. Number one,
can't defend it on a lease. Number one, legally, it's not defensible that way
legally, it's not defensible that way
legally, it's not defensible that way totally. And number two,
totally. And number two,
totally. And number two, psychologically, who the hell wants to
psychologically, who the hell wants to
psychologically, who the hell wants to defend a license agreement or a lease?
defend a license agreement or a lease?
defend a license agreement or a lease? >> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do
>> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do
>> I I guess I get what he means cuz you do care less about things when they're not
care less about things when they're not
care less about things when they're not yours. Like, a parent will do anything
yours. Like, a parent will do anything
yours. Like, a parent will do anything to protect their kids, but if I'm
to protect their kids, but if I'm
to protect their kids, but if I'm babysitting
You know what I mean? Like I I'll give
You know what I mean? Like I I'll give
You know what I mean? Like I I'll give it a good college try, but at the end of
it a good college try, but at the end of
it a good college try, but at the end of the day, he don't look like me. All
the day, he don't look like me. All
the day, he don't look like me. All right?
right?
right? [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter] But look, it really doesn't matter why
But look, it really doesn't matter why
But look, it really doesn't matter why Trump wants something. The point is he
Trump wants something. The point is he
Trump wants something. The point is he wants Greenland. And you can tell
wants Greenland. And you can tell
wants Greenland. And you can tell because his focus is 100% on Greenland.
because his focus is 100% on Greenland.
because his focus is 100% on Greenland. >> The president referred to Greenland as
>> The president referred to Greenland as
>> The president referred to Greenland as Iceland.
Iceland.
Iceland. >> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until
>> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until
>> I'm helping NATO and I and I've until the last few days when I told them about
the last few days when I told them about
the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me.
Iceland, they loved me.
Iceland, they loved me. Okay, anyone can slip up. All right,
Okay, anyone can slip up. All right,
Okay, anyone can slip up. All right, obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's
obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's
obviously he doesn't mean Iceland. He's not going to make that mistake three
not going to make that mistake three
not going to make that mistake three times in as many sentences.
times in as many sentences.
times in as many sentences. >> They're not there for us on Iceland.
>> They're not there for us on Iceland.
>> They're not there for us on Iceland. That I can tell you. I mean, our stock
That I can tell you. I mean, our stock
That I can tell you. I mean, our stock market took the first dip yesterday
market took the first dip yesterday
market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So, Iceland's
because of Iceland. So, Iceland's
because of Iceland. So, Iceland's already cost us a lot of money.
already cost us a lot of money.
already cost us a lot of money. >> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy
>> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy
>> I'm just glad we got rid of the last guy whose brain didn't work.
whose brain didn't work.
whose brain didn't work. But you know what? It doesn't matter
But you know what? It doesn't matter
But you know what? It doesn't matter what he said because when the man wants
what he said because when the man wants
what he said because when the man wants something, he gets it.
something, he gets it.
something, he gets it. >> We are following even more breaking
>> We are following even more breaking
>> We are following even more breaking news. President Trump now says he has
news. President Trump now says he has
news. President Trump now says he has reached a quote framework deal on
reached a quote framework deal on
reached a quote framework deal on Greenland.
Greenland.
Greenland. >> What did I just say? All right. That
>> What did I just say? All right. That
>> What did I just say? All right. That crazy finger losing son of a did
crazy finger losing son of a did
crazy finger losing son of a did it again. He got himself a deal. And you
it again. He got himself a deal. And you
it again. He got himself a deal. And you know that deal includes owning
know that deal includes owning
know that deal includes owning Greenland.
Greenland.
Greenland. >> Does it still include the United States
>> Does it still include the United States
>> Does it still include the United States having ownership of Greenland like
having ownership of Greenland like
having ownership of Greenland like you've said you wanted?
you've said you wanted?
you've said you wanted? >> Uh
>> [applause]
>> [applause]
>> [applause] >> Wait,
>> Wait,
>> Wait, wait a minute. That doesn't sound good.
wait a minute. That doesn't sound good.
wait a minute. That doesn't sound good. That That's not the uh of ownership.
That That's not the uh of ownership.
That That's not the uh of ownership. You at least got a deal, right, Trump?
You at least got a deal, right, Trump?
You at least got a deal, right, Trump? Tell me you got a deal.
Tell me you got a deal.
Tell me you got a deal. >> Well, we have a concept of a deal.
>> Well, we have a concept of a deal.
>> Well, we have a concept of a deal. [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter] >> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way
>> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way
>> Concepts of a deal. You flew all the way to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is
to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is
to Davos for concepts of a deal. This is so sad. Remember that friend at the bar
so sad. Remember that friend at the bar
so sad. Remember that friend at the bar who went to approach the beautiful
who went to approach the beautiful
who went to approach the beautiful woman? This is like if he just walked
woman? This is like if he just walked
woman? This is like if he just walked back up and you're like, "Okay, well,
back up and you're like, "Okay, well,
back up and you're like, "Okay, well, what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh,
what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh,
what'd she say?" And he's like, "Oh, her. Nah, nah. Uh, she a ghost."
Well, did you at least get her digits? I
Well, did you at least get her digits? I
Well, did you at least get her digits? I I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know
I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know
I got concepts of digits. Uh, I know there's a seven in there somewhere.
there's a seven in there somewhere.
there's a seven in there somewhere. You know what? This is all my bad for
You know what? This is all my bad for
You know what? This is all my bad for thinking Trump's word is worth his
thinking Trump's word is worth his
thinking Trump's word is worth his weight in gold because it's definitely
weight in gold because it's definitely
weight in gold because it's definitely not gold. It's more like whatever
not gold. It's more like whatever
not gold. It's more like whatever material they made that Titan
material they made that Titan
material they made that Titan submersible out of.
submersible out of.
submersible out of. What was that? Graham crackers or
What was that? Graham crackers or
What was that? Graham crackers or something.
something.
something. But maybe what Europe did here is a
But maybe what Europe did here is a
But maybe what Europe did here is a lesson for the rest of us because Trump
lesson for the rest of us because Trump
lesson for the rest of us because Trump barged into Davos like I want to own
barged into Davos like I want to own
barged into Davos like I want to own Greenland and Europe just said no. And
Greenland and Europe just said no. And
Greenland and Europe just said no. And in just six hours they worked him down
in just six hours they worked him down
in just six hours they worked him down from owning Greenland to concepts of a
from owning Greenland to concepts of a
from owning Greenland to concepts of a deal. So maybe saying no is something
deal. So maybe saying no is something
deal. So maybe saying no is something more of us in America might want to try.
more of us in America might want to try.
more of us in America might want to try. Instead of complying in advance, college
Instead of complying in advance, college
Instead of complying in advance, college presidents, law firms, media outlets,
presidents, law firms, media outlets,
presidents, law firms, media outlets, whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky
whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky
whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky gold to put on his walls, just tell
gold to put on his walls, just tell
gold to put on his walls, just tell that man no.
[cheering]
[cheering]
[cheering] [applause]
>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for
>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for
>> In the meantime, good on Denmark for standing its ground. You did it.
standing its ground. You did it.
standing its ground. You did it. Although, if he changes his mind, you
Although, if he changes his mind, you
Although, if he changes his mind, you might want to bulk up your defenses with
might want to bulk up your defenses with
might want to bulk up your defenses with some of those binder clips just to be
some of those binder clips just to be
some of those binder clips just to be safe. [cheering]
safe. [cheering]
safe. [cheering] For more on Trump's campaign for
For more on Trump's campaign for
For more on Trump's campaign for Greenland, let's go to our very own
Greenland, let's go to our very own
Greenland, let's go to our very own Jordan Clipper. [screaming]
[applause]
>> Jordan, where are you,
>> Jordan, where are you,
>> Jordan, where are you, >> Josh? I'm embedded with the American
>> Josh? I'm embedded with the American
>> Josh? I'm embedded with the American Invasion Force. President Trump said he
Invasion Force. President Trump said he
Invasion Force. President Trump said he wants Iceland, so we're heading to
wants Iceland, so we're heading to
wants Iceland, so we're heading to Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL
Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL
Iceland. REMEMBER BOYS, DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES.
YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES.
YOU SEE THE BJORKS IN THEIR EYES. >> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president
>> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president
>> NO, NO, NO. JORDAN, the the president wants Greenland. I think he just
wants Greenland. I think he just
wants Greenland. I think he just misspoke.
misspoke.
misspoke. >> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no,
>> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no,
>> What? No, no, no, no, [laughter] no, no, no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and
no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and
no, no. Trump never makes mistakes and he has never been sharper. He may be 79,
he has never been sharper. He may be 79,
he has never been sharper. He may be 79, but I assure you he has the mental
but I assure you he has the mental
but I assure you he has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old.
capacity of an 8-year-old.
capacity of an 8-year-old. [cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a
[cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a
[cheering] Yes, SIR. YES, SIR. That is a fact. If President Trump said Iceland,
fact. If President Trump said Iceland,
fact. If President Trump said Iceland, he definitely meant Iceland.
he definitely meant Iceland.
he definitely meant Iceland. What's that?
What's that?
What's that? >> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to
>> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to
>> Scotland. We're landing. We're going to Scotland now.
Scotland now.
Scotland now. >> What? Why Scotland?
>> What? Why Scotland?
>> What? Why Scotland? >> Oh, well, it's definitely not because
>> Oh, well, it's definitely not because
>> Oh, well, it's definitely not because Trump was looking at a map of Greenland
Trump was looking at a map of Greenland
Trump was looking at a map of Greenland while getting a text from Scott Beao. If
while getting a text from Scott Beao. If
while getting a text from Scott Beao. If that's what you're suggesting.
that's what you're suggesting.
that's what you're suggesting. [laughter]
[laughter]
[laughter] >> That sounds like exactly what happened.
>> That sounds like exactly what happened.
>> That sounds like exactly what happened. >> I'll tell you what is happening. Our
>> I'll tell you what is happening. Our
>> I'll tell you what is happening. Our firm brain president has decided we are
firm brain president has decided we are
firm brain president has decided we are invading Scotland. And that's that.
invading Scotland. And that's that.
invading Scotland. And that's that. What's that? Legoland. We're going
What's that? Legoland. We're going
What's that? Legoland. We're going to Legoland now. Legoland.
to Legoland now. Legoland.
to Legoland now. Legoland. >> No, you're stupid.
>> No, you're stupid.
>> No, you're stupid. >> I didn't say that.
>> I didn't say that.
>> I didn't say that. >> Okay, but you thought it.
>> Okay, but you thought it.
>> Okay, but you thought it. >> Let me guess. President Trump was
>> Let me guess. President Trump was
>> Let me guess. President Trump was thinking of Greenland, but then he saw
thinking of Greenland, but then he saw
thinking of Greenland, but then he saw Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it.
Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it.
Baron's Lego Death Star and wanted it. >> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's
>> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's
>> No, no, you communists. It was Eric's Duplo. It helps with his fine motor
Duplo. It helps with his fine motor
Duplo. It helps with his fine motor skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast.
skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast.
skills. Regardless, Legoland is toast. We're already pre-bombing it, but they
We're already pre-bombing it, but they
We're already pre-bombing it, but they can rebuild it if they want. Very
can rebuild it if they want. Very
can rebuild it if they want. Very easily, actually.
easily, actually.
easily, actually. >> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that
>> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that
>> Wouldn't it be easier to admit that Trump's losing a step rather than
Trump's losing a step rather than
Trump's losing a step rather than twisting ourselves into World War II?
twisting ourselves into World War II?
twisting ourselves into World War II? >> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know,
>> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know,
>> Yeah. You know what, Josh? You know, maybe you're right. Maybe we should
maybe you're right. Maybe we should
maybe you're right. Maybe we should pause and carefully consider.
pause and carefully consider.
pause and carefully consider. Really? Neverland? Really? All right.
Really? Neverland? Really? All right.
Really? Neverland? Really? All right. Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack
Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack
Neverland. We're doing a surprise attack on Neverland. Now,
on Neverland. Now,
on Neverland. Now, >> Neverland is not a real place.
>> Neverland is not a real place.
>> Neverland is not a real place. >> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but
>> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but
>> Yeah. If you don't believe, sure, but but if you do, like Trump does, you'll
but if you do, like Trump does, you'll
but if you do, like Trump does, you'll be able to storm the beaches and conquer
be able to storm the beaches and conquer
be able to storm the beaches and conquer it for America. I can't believe I'm even
it for America. I can't believe I'm even
it for America. I can't believe I'm even asking this, but what would we even go
asking this, but what would we even go
asking this, but what would we even go there for?
there for?
there for? >> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe
>> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe
>> I I I don't know, Josh. Maybe maybe Trump is looking for a replacement for
Trump is looking for a replacement for
Trump is looking for a replacement for Epstein Island. You know,
Epstein Island. You know,
Epstein Island. You know, you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids
you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids
you know, cuz you know, Neverland, kids that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra
that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra
that never grow up. I'm just I'm I'm bra I'm brains I'm brainstorming here.
I'm brains I'm brainstorming here.
I'm brains I'm brainstorming here. >> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD
>> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD
>> Brainstorming. What? What? LOOK, WOULD YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF
YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF
YOU RATHER IT FALL INTO THE HANDS OF CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter]
CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter]
CAPTAIN HOOK? [laughter] The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering]
The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering]
The hand of Captain Hook? The [cheering] the point is we're ne we're going right
the point is we're ne we're going right
the point is we're ne we're going right now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland.
now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland.
now to Neverland. What is it? Greenland. We're going Okay, we're going we're
We're going Okay, we're going we're
We're going Okay, we're going we're going to Greenland now.
going to Greenland now.
going to Greenland now. >> Wait, we're back to Greenland.
>> Wait, we're back to Greenland.
>> Wait, we're back to Greenland. >> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY
>> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY
>> I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT. I'M TOLD THEY have a concept of a plan. Jordan
have a concept of a plan. Jordan
have a concept of a plan. Jordan Clapper. Everyone
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.