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Of course, we need to show Holyrood
that we want to save the planet,
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but it would be inconceivable
for me to do my job
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without my official car.
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What do you expect me to do? Cycle?
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A lot of our officers cycle, sir.
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I cycle.
That could work for comms.
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The green chief,
blue light, green bike.
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Turquoise Five.
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You could cycle, Katriona, cos
you're not a terrorist target.
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Where was I on that list they found,
Paul?
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13th. 13th?
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No, I was higher than that,
wasn't I? Thought I was ninth.
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No, no, ninth was big Gerry Butler.
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You were 13th, just behind
the Falkirk Wheel.
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Really?
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Look, it's not about me,
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it's about the dignity of
the position.
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What are the nation's bams
going to think
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if they see Scotland's
number one cop
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turning up for work
on the number 26 bus?
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Man of the people.
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Relatable and a money saver.
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Travel free now, right?
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Lose your car, sir.
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And I could get uniform
100 rechargeable Tasers.
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A thousand if we source them
from Albania.
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I don't think they are
human rights compatible.
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Aye, but they'll do the job.
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Power to the polis, literally.
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We need to show government we've
made some progress, eco-wise.
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Tasers are eco. Electric.
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Yeah, you want more Tasers,
Katriona, I understand,
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but these MSPs are going
to grill us about
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what action we've actually taken.
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What happened to our plan to give
every traffic cop an eco-cup?
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Plastic was toxic.
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Ended up in a dump near Airdrie.
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Solar panels?
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Our target is 40%
on station base by year end.
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And where are we at as of now?
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We've done Drumnadrochit.
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THE CHIEF SIGHS
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The chief of
the Scottish police force
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ditching his car is a big splash.
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I do look good in Lycra.
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OK, OK, let's throw them the bone.
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We'll dump the car.
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I'm on my bike.
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OK, car is gone.
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We are going big bike energy,
PCs on wheels,
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singing that Queen song for TikTok.
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Adios, amigo.
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Hola, Cameron Bikelson.
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SIREN WAILS
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In this time of eco-emergency,
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the Scottish police force could not
be more eco-conscious.
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Today, we are proud to announce
the completion of the installation
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of solar panels on every
police station in, er...
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Drumna... ..vast swathes of
the Skye,
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Badenoch and Lochaber region.
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But the green jewel
in our sustainability crown
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is that I personally have just taken
the decision,
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the very bold and brave decision,
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to retire my official car.
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A major sacrifice,
I'm sure you'll agree,
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because I... Very interesting.
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Just before recess,
perhaps you could tell the committee
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the Scottish police force's position
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regarding the Second Chance
initiative.
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The, er, the Second...
Second Chance Initiative.
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Er, yes, we are...
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We are currently, er, currently, er,
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formulating, er, our final position
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on that initiative.
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Good.
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We look forward to you enlightening
us on that position.
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Recess is called.
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BELL RINGS
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What's the Second Chance Initiative?
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I thought we were just getting
an eco-grilling.
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A charity-led government
rehabilitation scheme to get
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ex-offenders back into employment.
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Oh, shite.
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It's another one o' they
daft schemes.
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Ach, they've been trying
this since the '80s.
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It's just a reboot of
give a lad a leg up.
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"The Second Chance Initiative is
part of the national conversation
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"on mental health."
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We are the police.
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The best way for us to deal
with your mental health
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is to nab the rocket that stole
your telly and shat on your rug.
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Hold on, they're not actually
expecting us
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to hire ex-convicts, are they?
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We're not giving the keys
to the castle to a bunch of radgies.
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So we support it from the sidelines?
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We support it from rows
at the end of the stand.
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We listen, we nod, we agree,
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and then we give the whole thing
a body swerve.
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If we have to pay it lip service,
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we'll put a bam in a boiler suit
and bung them in the garage.
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Ah, there he is.
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Aha, Una!
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Still behaving yourself, Chief?
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Oh, always on my best behaviour
for the Justice Minister.
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Minister. Minister.
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Scrapping the car, eh?
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Is there nothing this hero
won't sacrifice for his nation?
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It's an eco-emergency, Una.
Well, yes.
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But as ever, my selfless benefaction
seems to have gone unnoticed.
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And the Second Chance Initiative,
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where do you stand on it?
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Well, you know,
there's pluses and minuses.
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Swings and roundabouts,
pros and cons.
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It's the First Minister's
latest obsession.
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On balance, though, more pro.
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Ah, yeah, yeah,
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we've got the pound shops
and the call centres on board
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but it's...it's all a bit
Highland League.
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The FM would love some more
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high-profile traction
for the scheme.
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Maybe one of the big guns
in the public sector
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could lend it some gravitas.
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Now, there's an idea.
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A policing Pep Guardiola
to promote the initiative
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up to the Premiership.
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And with your annual contract
up for renewal,
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wouldn't do you any harm just
to remind everyone of your worth.
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Right, yes, of course.
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Although, do we need to remind
everyone of my worth?
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Well, no, I'm sure it's
a rubber stamp,
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but, er...
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..belt and braces, Chief.
Belt and braces.
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BELL RINGS
Oh, there's the Champions
League theme.
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Good luck, Pep.
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So before recess, we asked
the police position on
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the... Second Chance Initiative.
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Yes, a wonderful initiative,
hugely important.
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The Scottish police force
are 110% behind it.
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Indeed, I will recruit
a key individual
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from the Second Chance Initiative
into my personal team.
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Really?
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What role would they play
in your personal team?
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My driver.
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I thought you said you were retiring
your car to save the environment.
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Oh, well, my gas-guzzling
petrol car to be replaced
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by a sleek electric limousine.
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Yes, I will personally mentor
a second chancer
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and put rehabilitation
quite literally
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in the driving seat.
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Well, that's them finally
off our backs.
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Got there in the end.
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Parliament pastries.
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Ah! Well done everyone.
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Team effort. Sir.
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What happened to
bam in a boiler suit?
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A new car and a new driver.
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Nice pivot, Chief.
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It's a directive straight
from government, Katriona.
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My hands are tied.
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OK, sir, back to work.
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We're away to raid
that meth lab in Cardonald.
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Just give me the nod, and I'll hire
the ringleader to come and make
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the peach melba in the canteen.
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Bin the bikes, drop the Queen song.
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Are you happy to get
on the phone-ins?
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Always happy to engage with
the great Scottish public, Rohan.
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Highland criminals!
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The police should be locking them up
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and no in those fancy five-star
hotels you call prisons.
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Well, good morning
to you too, Derek.
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Now, if you'll forgive me,
that's exactly the sort of negative
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stereotyping that this initiative
is designed to counter.
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These people are...they're ex-bams.
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Bams, Chief Commissioner?
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Surely that's the type of negative
stereotyping you're trying to avoid?
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Of course, yes,
you're absolutely right.
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My bad, we don't use
the word "bam" any longer.
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We are an inclusive,
progressive police force.
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I was merely saying
that people see a B word
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and they tar that B word forever.
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But with, you see, with this scheme,
we can begin the process of..of...
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..de-B-wording the B words.
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I'll tell you who's
a bastarding B word...
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Thank you very much for that, Derek.
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I mean, we've heard
what Derek's had to say.
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There's some fierce criticism
there for you.
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Well, every pioneer of social
change attracts flak, Connie.
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This, this initiative is about
giving someone a brighter future.
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And I am humbled to be able
to give that to him.
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Or her.
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He could be a she.
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Or them, he could be a them.
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She could be a them.
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They could be a them.
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Chief Commissioner, thank you very
much for your time this morning.
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We've got the Justice Secretary,
Una Struan,
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on the way after the news at 9:30.
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Stay where you are.
Got everything you need?
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Thank you for coming in. Thank you.
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If you ever want a one-on-one
kind of in-depth... Of course.
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..personal profile...
Thank you. you know where...
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Ah, Una! Ah!
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My girl.
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Just been keeping the hot seat hot.
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My warm-up man. My fluffer.
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THEY LAUGH
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Now for the headliner.
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How are you doing?
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Nice to meet you again.
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And you. Yes.
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Una. Yeah, thanks, Chief.
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Bye.
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Oh, and your high-profile Second
Chance hiring hasn't gone unnoticed
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by the FM.
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Oh, by the FM? Oh, well, that's...
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OK. OK.
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What exactly did the FM say?
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Er, it was general thumbs up?
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An A-OK?
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Chef's kiss?
Was it more a gesture than a...?
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
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Ready? Ready when you are.
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Hello.
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Er, OK.
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I'll be right there.
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I just don't see why you think
chucking tomato soup
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over a priceless 19th-century work
of art is going to help your cause.
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It was cullen skink.
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Oh, it was cullen skink, was it?
Organic?
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Did you have it delivered
to the gallery by Ocado?
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The world's on fire.
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Yeah, I'd like to stop oil too.
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It would stop that wee bam
ram-raiding every Tesco in Dundee.
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The Ram Raiders aren't
the real criminals.
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How many times have I told you?
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Keep your mouth shut.
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No comment.
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Look, can I go?
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Is that within my rights, Dad?
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You know, it'd be nice to see you,
Ellen, just one time
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when you haven't been arrested.
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Oh, I wasn't arrested,
only cautioned.
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Anyways, you never get
in touch with me.
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But you're off-grid!
You live in a van!
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You could still find me.
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What, you want me to run
a licence plate check every time
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I want to see my own daughter?
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Well, nothing else to say
to your old man?
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Smash the patriarchy.
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Free for a pre-meet?
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Ah, Lindsey.
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I always have time
for a pre-meet meet
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with my Head of Diversity,
Equity and Inclusion.
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Happy to include you.
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Glad to be included.
256
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Caught your little stumble
over the B word on the radio,
257
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but you owned the error
and embraced the toxicity.
258
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You're training awayday paid off.
259
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Proud to be a toxic embracer.
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So, Jamie Carmichael is the head
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of the Second Chance Initiative
charity.
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He'll tell you more about
your potential new driver.
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Now, some crucial do's and don'ts
before the meeting.
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No questions about crimes committed,
that's all in the past.
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No questions about the preferred
candidate's schooling.
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00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,000
People are not defined
by where they come from.
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We don't even need to know
the driver's surname,
268
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as that may reveal a religious
background. Where they live?
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Their current socioeconomic status
is not relevant.
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Ah, so that leaves me with
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their first name?
272
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Yes, but don't read too much
into that.
273
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Exactly, Lindsey.
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I mean, I thought you were a bloke
until I first met you.
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I mean, you still could be,
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but I'm not allowed to ask,
and I won't.
277
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Thank you. Your car brochure, sir.
278
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,880
Oh, is this the S model?
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00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,240
The 75-D.
280
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The 75-D, Paul.
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Very nice.
282
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,720
One final point? Mm.
283
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,840
So, Jamie is actually
visually impaired.
284
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,040
So refrain from using
the "see" word.
285
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,480
Why would I call him that?
286
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,080
No, no.
287
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:16,040
See, S—E—E, um, or anything
vision related.
288
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,320
It's disrespectful. I see, I see.
289
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Just letting it all out.
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And at the top of the meeting,
it's also non-exclusionary
291
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to describe what we're wearing.
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OK, OK.
293
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,440
Hello there!
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So... Hi. My name is Chief
Commissioner Cameron Mickelson,
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and I am wearing a black uniform
with, er, epaulettes,
296
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which denote my senior rank.
297
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,960
Not that that's important,
of course.
298
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,640
I'm Lindsey McLeod, wearing a green
dress with white shoes.
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Pumps.
300
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,720
Hey, good to meet you, Jamie.
301
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,920
Chief, Lindsey, I'm wearing...
302
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,000
Well, I haven't a clue
what I'm wearing.
303
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,640
THEY LAUGH
304
00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:03,440
Well, Jamie, your organisation,
like me, I understand,
305
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:07,080
wants to remove the stigma of
a criminal record, am I right?
306
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,640
Oh, got it in one, Chief.
307
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,840
People who make bad life choices
can still make good employees.
308
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,240
Exactly. Over 89% do not reoffend.
309
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,280
Uh-huh.
310
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,480
And of the 11%
that do reoffend, though,
311
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,480
they are reoffending
at a slower rate than before
312
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,320
and the crimes committed
are generally lesser offences.
313
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,840
Oh, cool.
314
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,320
Exactly.
315
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,920
It acts as a coolant
to the criminal urge.
316
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:33,160
So, with the support of
a high-profile institution
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00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,680
such as the police, we believe
the Second Chance charity
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00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,600
will go from strength to strength.
319
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,400
Everything OK?
320
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,720
Yes, perfect.
321
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,160
Jamie, could you tell us
a little bit about
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00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,480
the preferred candidate to be
the Chief's driver? Sure.
323
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:52,520
We carried out a thorough
selection process,
324
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,000
and we believe our nominee, Davey,
325
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,280
to be an excellent choice
for the position.
326
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,640
Davey.
327
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,080
OK, so it's a...
328
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,600
..a man?
329
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,360
Yes, so no worries about parking!
330
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,880
THEY LAUGH
331
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,480
Very good.
332
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,040
Well, Jamie, er,
333
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,600
we do have to run some of our own
checks... Oh, sure.
334
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:18,520
..just to get sign-off,
but it's basically a box tick.
335
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,600
So, no harm in Davey digging out
the old driving gloves.
336
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,200
Music to my ears, Chief.
337
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,880
Well, nice to meet you, Jamie.
And you.
338
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,840
Lindsey, see... show Jamie out.
339
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,640
Pump it.
340
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,120
Get your pump on.
341
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,120
Pump it, pump it, pump it,
pump it all the way.
342
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,600
Don't let them catch you, Chief.
Come on. Get your pump on.
343
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,560
Ooh, come on, yes!
344
00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:42,640
Pump, pump.
345
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:45,200
Get your pump on, pump. Pump.
346
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,800
Hey, Dad.
347
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,520
Road tax has run out.
348
00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,240
I need to off-road for a bit.
349
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,200
What, and you're planning
to do that here?
350
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,800
No comment.
351
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,520
Cup of tea?
352
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,920
I was going to go and stay at Mum's,
but Malky's pretty much moved in.
353
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,960
He's such a freaky wee
skinny radge.
354
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,120
I saw him coming out of the shower
once and he looked like
355
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,160
one of those hairless cats.
356
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,600
Yeah, that's Malky.
357
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,760
MOBILE PHONE RINGS
One time I came in from the shop
358
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:34,000
and he was sitting on...
Sorry, I have to take this.
359
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,240
It's my boss.
360
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,200
I thought you were the boss.
I am the boss.
361
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,640
But you know, I have a boss.
362
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,680
Within the hierarchy
there's a structure.
363
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,080
You'll understand if you actually
ever get a job.
364
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,240
I've got a job.
365
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,400
Glueing yourself to a Vettriano
isn't a career.
366
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,040
Better than being a puppet.
367
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,680
I'm an agent of change.
368
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,080
Screw the patriarchy.
369
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,880
That's the spirit, Chief.
370
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,640
Get your bra burned.
371
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240
Una, yes!
372
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,160
Hello? Sorry, um, yeah,
crossed wires.
373
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,200
I'll call you back in five minutes.
374
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,400
Yeah, the FM wants us
to go balls deep
375
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,200
on the unveiling of your driver.
376
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,160
The full Holy Trinity, please.
377
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,840
Charity, government.
378
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,120
Not quite Beyonce and
her glitter cannons,
379
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,120
but, you know, biggest show the
Scottish Government can afford.
380
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,320
One Proclaimer and a Roman candle.
381
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,360
Gotcha, I'll do my best tight ten.
382
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,200
Yep, razzle-dazzle them, Chief.
383
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,120
Listen, is that your house?
384
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,480
Well, it's my new apartment, yes.
385
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,160
Not a fan of furnishings, then?
386
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,640
I haven't unpacked yet, is all.
387
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,280
How long have you been there?
388
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,800
Oh, about a year and a half.
389
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,000
I haven't fully put my roots down
since me and the ex split.
390
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,720
Yeah, you're breaking my heart,
Chief.
391
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,600
Right, I'll see you at
the presser, OK?
392
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,120
And by the way, get yourself
a yucca or something, eh?
393
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,280
PHONE PIPS
394
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,680
Ah! Miekelson!
395
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,400
The Police Federation
have let us know what they think
396
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,360
of the Second Chance Initiative.
397
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,200
Are they happy? Keich.
398
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,120
They think it's keich.
399
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,880
The Police Federation
are against all progress.
400
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,520
If it was up to them, they'd force
you to still wear a skirt.
401
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,880
And you'd need my permission
to open a bank account.
402
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:22,520
What's their problem? They've got
their members to consider.
403
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,720
Rank and file feel
it discriminates.
404
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,440
Against who? Them.
405
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,600
But it's for criminals,
not the police.
406
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,000
Ah, but there are some police,
407
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,600
a few bad apples, who've got on
the wrong side of the law.
408
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,400
It's only fair that
a reformed ex-convict
409
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,840
police person should be
up for the job.
410
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:43,480
But we can't go against the police
code of ethics and hire a bent cop!
411
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,280
We're ignoring it
by hiring an ex-con.
412
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:50,120
Yeah, well, we have to adhere to it
to not hire a bent cop,
413
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,960
but ignore it
in order to hire a con.
414
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,200
An ex-con.
415
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,680
It would be someone
who's done their time.
416
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,080
Reformed.
417
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,840
It has to be somebody
from the Second Chance Initiative.
418
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,080
We can't hire one of our own.
419
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,560
Oh, can we get her on
the initiative?
420
00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:07,920
Her?
421
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,320
Sorry, do you have somebody
specific in mind?
422
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,840
Kimberly Naismith, you remember her?
423
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,240
Yes. Good fun.
424
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,640
Never off the mic at the inter-force
Christmas karaoke.
425
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,640
Yes! Always sang I Fought The Law!
426
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,880
Yeah, nice lassie.
427
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,560
But didn't she properly lamp
a bouncer, though?
428
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,800
It was...
It wasn't far short of GBH.
429
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,240
She's done her anger management.
430
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,600
It can't be Kimberley.
431
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,880
Shocking optics,
432
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,400
screams corruption
if the gig is an inside job.
433
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,200
Look, just put her on the list,
you know, keep the Federation happy.
434
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,160
There is another wrinkle.
435
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,120
Oh, Lindsey, what now?
436
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,400
Any appointment that only
considers ex-cons
437
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,760
could be construed
to be discriminatory.
438
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,880
Against who?!
439
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,360
Non-cons.
440
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:55,240
But it's for ex-cons!
441
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,080
That's the whole point.
442
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,960
We can't... We can't give somebody
a second chance,
443
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,560
only for it to turn out
to be a first chance.
444
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,440
Legally, we simply can't
ringfence candidates.
445
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,240
And technically it's beneficial
446
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,040
for the police to stay
within the law.
447
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,920
Oh, what is this obsession
with the law?!
448
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,400
OK, OK, the law wins.
449
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,080
Put a non-con, one,
on the shortlist.
450
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,200
KNOCKING
451
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,360
New car's here, Chief.
452
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,800
Oh, excellent.
453
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,880
We'll reconvene tomorrow.
454
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,120
What colour is it?
455
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,400
Ultramarine blue.
456
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,840
Ultramarine blue.
457
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,320
Excellent, Paul.
Excellent.
458
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,960
I would shoot my granny
for a fag.
459
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,080
Very nice, Paul, very nice.
460
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,360
Ah, there's the mini fridge.
461
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,640
Perfect for my guava water.
462
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,440
Oh, check this out, sir.
463
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,080
Ah! Heated seats.
464
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,280
Oh, what a wonderful treat.
465
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,000
Once you get past the feeling
you've peed yourself.
466
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,800
Siri, sir.
467
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,760
Siri, give me the weather.
468
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:16,040
Now playing The Weather Girls,
It's Raining Men.
469
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,440
No, no, no, not The Weather Girls.
470
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,400
The weather outside,
the Scottish weather.
471
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,520
Give me the...
472
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,520
Actually, no, leave it.
473
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,480
I haven't heard this one in years.
474
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,640
Stone-cold classic, Paul.
475
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,840
VOICES ON RADIO
476
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:48,680
Well, last day stuffed
in this tin can.
477
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,880
Thanks for the lift, Paul.
My pleasure, sir.
478
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,200
Never heard a football
phone-in before.
479
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,720
So much anger.
480
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,440
Thanks, sir. Goodnight.
481
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,640
Come on.
482
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,240
So, er,
483
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,760
I've made up the spare room
for you if you want to stay
484
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,000
for a night...
485
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,320
..or two.
486
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,800
Thanks, Dad.
487
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Hey, remember when you...
you made me this?
488
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,760
Yeah. Yeah.
489
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,080
Oh, seriously?
490
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,280
Dad, these are the authors
you have on display?
491
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,880
Cancelled.
492
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,560
Cancelled, should be cancelled.
493
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,560
Ellen, Ellen, Ellen, please.
494
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,920
If you're gonna stay,
don't police the flat.
495
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,600
And don't police me.
496
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,720
Come on, kick back,
let's watch some telly, come on.
497
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,320
There's a documentary on YouTube
if you fancy it.
498
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,680
OK.
499
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,480
Mary Somerville.
500
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,880
She was the first female member
501
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,280
of the Royal Astronomical Society.
502
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,480
I know who Mary Somerville is.
503
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,800
Go on.
504
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,160
Or...the golf?
505
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,520
OK, everyone, decision time.
506
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,320
Three candidates, one job.
507
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,720
First up?
508
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,200
Kimberley.
509
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,240
She's a perfect fit for the police,
510
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,400
seeing as she used to be
actual police.
511
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,400
She's a safe pair of hands
512
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,040
and a tidy pair of hands, too,
in a tight spot.
513
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,400
I can look after myself,
thank you very much.
514
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,160
Next. Alasdair.
515
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,720
His inclusion reflects the position
that a lack of criminal convictions
516
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,560
should not be a barrier
to employment
517
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:10,880
within the police force.
518
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,240
I anticipate pushback
from the government due to us not
519
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,960
actually doing what
they're asking us to do.
520
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,520
Which brings us to
our Second Chancer.
521
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,640
Oh! Oh, shite.
522
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,440
I recognise that mugshot.
523
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,960
He's a McConnachie.
524
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,160
No surnames, no confirmation bias.
525
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,440
They are notorious.
526
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,520
There isn't a McConnachie
that I haven't cuffed.
527
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,600
Even lifted old Granny McConnachie -
528
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,880
legs on the zimmerframe
stuffed wi' Charlie.
529
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,040
Look at that fizzer -
I love him, I fear him.
530
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,400
It screams true crime.
531
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,000
Excuse me, that's a prejudice
532
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,240
this initiative is designed
to counter.
533
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:46,400
Oh, come on! It sure helps sell it
when the bam looks that big a bam.
534
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,560
The B word!
535
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,720
All right, then, when the bastard
looks that big a bastard.
536
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,200
That is obviously not what I meant.
537
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,240
Come on,
he's a total Shuggie Bain!
538
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,240
Radge to redemption.
Crisp messaging.
539
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,600
I prefer Kimberley.
540
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,080
Maybe we should extend the process.
541
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,320
He clearly...
542
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,640
OK, OK!
543
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:01,840
Thank you.
544
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:06,400
The process has benefited
from this full and frank discussion.
545
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,040
Your input has been invaluable,
546
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,240
but I believe that
the outstanding candidate
547
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,840
to drive my limousine
for rehabilitation...
548
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,480
..is Davey McConnachie.
549
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,160
She's electric with a capital E,
that one, yeah.
550
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,600
That's a planet saver.
551
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,720
Ah, there you are.
552
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,880
Welcome aboard, Davey.
553
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,760
I just want to say thank you.
554
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,520
I'm made up, honest to God,
Chief, sir.
555
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,520
I lost my way for a bit there.
556
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,280
I've done some bad things.
557
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,040
Things I'm no' proud of.
558
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,480
But this man...
559
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,600
This man saw something in me.
560
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,480
Saw something in me!
561
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,280
Sensed something in you, Davey,
sensed.
562
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,320
Well, look, let's just get
the unveiling out of the way, Davey,
563
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,360
then we'll crack on with
the Carpool Karaoke.
564
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,600
See being inside?
565
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,280
It sorted my head out,
gave me an education.
566
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,320
Look at that, Chief.
567
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,760
"To go wrong in one's own way
568
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,680
"is better than to go right
in someone else's."
569
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,320
That's from Crime and Punishment,
Dostoyevsky.
570
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,360
Man, I love Dostoyevsky.
571
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:19,000
Do you read him, Chief? I've read
a couple of Dostoevsky,
572
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,400
he's very good. Very good.
573
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,800
Socrates said education
is the kindling of a flame. Yeah.
574
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,840
Davey, Davey, we're going to have
a lot of time to chat later on,
575
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,480
but right now I really have to...
576
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,040
Would you excuse me?
Oh, aye, on you go, Chief.
577
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,400
You're a busy man. Ah, yes. Right.
578
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,560
Order a soundproof partition
for the car.
579
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:41,560
Mm, ladies and gentlemen,
580
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,200
I'm delighted to welcome you
to the launch
581
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,800
of the Scottish Police Force's
direct involvement
582
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,000
in the government's
Second Chance Initiative.
583
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,240
I'd like to pass you over
to one of the key stakeholders
584
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,200
in this initiative,
585
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,760
the Justice Minister, Una Struan.
586
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,240
Thank you, Chief.
587
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,760
This initiative is crucial
in six ways.
588
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,520
Sir. Firstly, it's part of the New
Scotland... There's an issue.
589
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,480
What issue? This government is
committed to new methods...
590
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,280
McConnachie, he's reoffended.
591
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,640
He's what? When?
592
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,480
Last night, quarter past nine.
593
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,120
Robbed an off-licence in Gartcosh,
scarpered.
594
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,440
But we got him on CCTV.
Are you sure it's him?
595
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,560
Oh, it's just an offie.
596
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,520
Come on, it's a couple of bottles
of Mad Dog.
597
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,120
Can't we live with it?
He wasn't armed.
598
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,520
Yeah. Can we pay for it?
599
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,680
You know, just say it was
for a party or something.
600
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,040
His mother's birthday.
601
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,120
Sir, we are the police.
602
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,800
What are we going to do? We can't...
603
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,920
We can't arrest him in front
of the press!
604
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,320
That's terrible optics.
605
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,800
Maybe that's good optics.
606
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,280
The Scottish police force
always gets our man.
607
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,480
Yes, yes.
608
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,440
If we hire an ex-criminal that turns
out to still be a criminal,
609
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,480
then we will arrest that criminal.
610
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,600
Successful Second Chance
recruitment candidate,
611
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,360
David McConnachie.
612
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,640
Oh, no!
613
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,360
Today I feel humbled.
Humbled and gratificated.
614
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,320
But as a student of the great
Alexander Solzhenitsyn...
615
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,360
I would like to say...
Sir, we have to stop this now.
..I have done wrong.
616
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,840
But from here on in, I am fully
committed to doing the right thing.
617
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:24,960
Tolstoy... Ah, David McConnachie,
everyone!
618
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,960
And there we are.
619
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,360
Yes.
620
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,960
A man about to have his future
guided by the Scottish police force
621
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,480
and that future starts right now.
622
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,240
Any chance of a third chance, Chief?
623
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,560
No, Davey.
624
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:43,080
As Albert Camus said,
vous et un bam.
625
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,440
Retournez a la big hoose!
626
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,840
Interestingly, my new driver
is a woman,
627
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840
which is a good thing.
628
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,760
Women, as you know, I wouldn't say
they're all the rage,
629
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,920
but they've never been more popular.
630
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,840
Kimberley Naismith,
the former police officer?
631
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,880
Yes, but also a former criminal.
632
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,920
And that's what's important
with the Second Chance Initiative.
633
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,520
Kimberley!
634
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,440
This appointment allows us
to rehabilitate
635
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,160
the entire rehabilitation scheme.
636
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,480
This way, we give
the Second Chance Initiative
637
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,080
a second chance.
638
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,240
Mm.
639
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,400
Music, sir?
640
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,040
Hit the sounds, Kimberley.
641
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,600
Hit the sounds.
642
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,480
PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
643
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,840
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