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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:09,448 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:28,965 --> 00:00:31,413 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:43,068 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:47,551 --> 00:00:50,103 [snoring] 5 00:00:54,586 --> 00:00:55,931 DAREM: Cadet Darem Reymi, 6 00:00:56,034 --> 00:01:00,517 personal message, stardate 868858.7. 7 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:03,551 Dear Mother and Father, 8 00:01:03,655 --> 00:01:05,827 in the three weeks since the Academy began, 9 00:01:05,931 --> 00:01:07,379 I'm confident I'm maintaining 10 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,620 the standard of excellence we agreed upon. 11 00:01:09,689 --> 00:01:11,931 [chimes] 12 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,655 As I promised: last to bed, first to rise. 13 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,827 ♪ ♪ 14 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:25,034 [music playing over earbuds] 15 00:01:34,172 --> 00:01:35,586 [snoring] 16 00:01:44,275 --> 00:01:47,034 ♪ 17 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:51,379 [music continues over earbuds] 18 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:53,793 Whoa! 19 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,034 Wait. You already...? 20 00:01:55,172 --> 00:01:57,448 -[music stops] -Wh-What time do you...? 21 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,034 For speed and agility days or for power days? 22 00:01:59,172 --> 00:02:00,482 -Either. -4:40 a.m. 23 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,103 for speed and agility, 3:30 a.m. for power. 24 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,275 Anyway, I got to go hit the track for sprints. 25 00:02:04,379 --> 00:02:06,137 See you around, sleepyhead. 26 00:02:07,068 --> 00:02:09,586 DAREM: I strive to be first in each endeavor. 27 00:02:09,724 --> 00:02:12,827 Every day brings a new opportunity to prove myself. 28 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,103 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Starfleet Academy, 29 00:02:15,241 --> 00:02:16,724 report for cardio and sprints. 30 00:02:16,793 --> 00:02:19,413 War College, you have weights and flexibility. 31 00:02:19,517 --> 00:02:22,103 DOT: Move it, War College, move it. 32 00:02:22,206 --> 00:02:24,275 Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal. 33 00:02:25,068 --> 00:02:26,862 Back straight, Cadet Djokovic. 34 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:28,655 Keep those glutes in the air. 35 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,931 Buns of steel, cadets. 36 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:33,586 LURA: Starfleet maggots, I want to see that you want to be here. 37 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:35,758 Do you want to be here? Let's go! 38 00:02:35,896 --> 00:02:38,413 Show me you're worthy of this uniform. 39 00:02:38,551 --> 00:02:40,413 Get moving. 40 00:02:40,517 --> 00:02:42,379 What are you waiting for? Let's go! 41 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:45,275 You call that a lunge? 42 00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:48,206 Lower, Cadet, lower. 43 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:50,551 Down! To the mat, Cadet. 44 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:51,724 To the mat. 45 00:02:51,862 --> 00:02:53,931 What is this? Is this a tea party? 46 00:02:54,068 --> 00:02:56,758 Get up! You're all weak right now. Weak! 47 00:02:56,896 --> 00:02:59,344 DOT: War College versus Starfleet Academy. 48 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,137 Who will win? 49 00:03:01,241 --> 00:03:02,827 The counts are even. 50 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,310 It's Cadet Mir in the lead. 51 00:03:04,448 --> 00:03:06,689 Cadet Mir for the win! 52 00:03:06,793 --> 00:03:09,310 ♪ ♪ 53 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,517 That was disappointing/underwhelming. 54 00:03:13,655 --> 00:03:15,000 DZOLO: Dude, what was that? 55 00:03:15,103 --> 00:03:16,448 You're the best in the War College, 56 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,758 and he smoked you. 57 00:03:18,827 --> 00:03:20,965 Embarrassing. 58 00:03:25,758 --> 00:03:26,862 [blows whistle] 59 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:29,000 Next station, Romeo. 60 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:32,275 Every warrior knows 61 00:03:32,344 --> 00:03:34,965 that you live each day with an eye towards death, 62 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:38,482 as she walks free and upright amongst the living. 63 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,551 But if by chance you survive until tomorrow, 64 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:43,103 we'll be having tryouts for the Calica team. 65 00:03:43,172 --> 00:03:45,413 -Sign up here. -Ow. 66 00:03:46,482 --> 00:03:47,827 Darem Reymi. 67 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:49,620 Captain of the Khionian All-Planet Under-18 team. 68 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,034 Four years running. 69 00:03:51,137 --> 00:03:54,137 There is no need to state it. It scanned you. 70 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:59,344 Genesis Lythe. 71 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:01,068 Captain of the Inter-Base Youth League. 72 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:02,827 Five years and change. 73 00:04:02,931 --> 00:04:04,241 And top of her class. 74 00:04:04,379 --> 00:04:06,206 And student ambassador to the Model Fed Council. 75 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,206 Mm. 76 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:09,034 When do you sleep? 77 00:04:09,137 --> 00:04:11,034 Admiral's daughter. We don't need sleep. 78 00:04:11,137 --> 00:04:12,965 What happens if you do? 79 00:04:13,068 --> 00:04:15,482 You get court-martialed? [laughs] 80 00:04:15,551 --> 00:04:17,551 -I'll never know. -Not easy 81 00:04:17,655 --> 00:04:19,137 being an admiral's daughter, hmm? 82 00:04:19,241 --> 00:04:21,620 Takes daddy issues to a whole new level, for sure. 83 00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:24,241 Also makes losing out of the question. 84 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:26,689 Mm. Too bad there can only be one captain of... 85 00:04:26,793 --> 00:04:28,068 of anything. 86 00:04:28,172 --> 00:04:29,413 -Sorry. -Guess you'll have to learn 87 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:31,275 -to live with disappointment. -Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:31,379 --> 00:04:33,034 -GENESIS: Good luck. -OCAM: You want me to injure her? 89 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,689 -I'll cut the ponytail off. -DAREM: Do it. 90 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:37,344 You did not grow up playing Calica either. 91 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:38,379 CALEB: I know. 92 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:40,206 I haven't played anything. 93 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,862 Not a team guy. I'm more of a... 94 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:43,965 "rely on myself and don't get killed" guy. 95 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,862 Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...? 96 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:48,137 He says he's allergic to organized sports. 97 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:50,310 -To which part? -The sports. 98 00:04:50,379 --> 00:04:52,379 And the fact that they're organized. 99 00:04:52,517 --> 00:04:54,517 Mm. Oh, that's funny. 100 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,137 [cadets oohing] 101 00:04:57,206 --> 00:04:59,379 [laughter] 102 00:04:59,482 --> 00:05:01,275 B'AVI: Academy cadets. 103 00:05:01,379 --> 00:05:02,827 Do you find it challenging to run 104 00:05:02,931 --> 00:05:05,241 while also debating the ethical ramifications 105 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:06,206 of hurting the floor? 106 00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:07,379 Do you find it challenging 107 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:09,068 to be a War College douchebag? 108 00:05:09,137 --> 00:05:11,793 -Not your best. -Dude. I just got smacked in the head. 109 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:13,655 You're gonna take up half our space, 110 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:16,000 get ready to be target practice. 111 00:05:16,655 --> 00:05:18,034 SAM: Oh! 112 00:05:18,137 --> 00:05:19,275 I see we don't like each other. 113 00:05:19,379 --> 00:05:20,413 Don't talk. 114 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:24,103 I smell... [sniffing] 115 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:25,689 ...fear. 116 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:27,620 You know, properly channeled, 117 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,793 those feelings of inadequacy can lead to... 118 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,068 well, in your case, just more inadequacy. 119 00:05:32,137 --> 00:05:34,310 -Better. -Love the uniforms, guys. 120 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:35,620 May be the only thing 121 00:05:35,758 --> 00:05:37,241 about the War College that stays relevant. 122 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:38,724 All right. 123 00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:40,379 This has been fun, but I don't think 124 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:42,275 you guys can afford to take any more time away 125 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:45,793 from whatever it is you're, um, compensating for. 126 00:05:45,896 --> 00:05:47,724 Starfleet Academy is an experiment. 127 00:05:47,793 --> 00:05:50,137 Like all experiments, it must prove its value. 128 00:05:50,241 --> 00:05:51,620 The War College has nothing to prove. 129 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:52,931 CALEB: Then why'd you go out of your way 130 00:05:53,068 --> 00:05:54,103 to hit me in the head with a ball? 131 00:05:54,206 --> 00:05:55,206 You an angry toddler? 132 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:56,448 Yeah. 133 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:57,965 Maybe our very large Klingon friend 134 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:00,827 will smack the eyebrows off your freaking face. 135 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:02,310 [clears throat]: Mm-mm. 136 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,000 [whistle blows] 137 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:10,034 No blood will be shed on my court 138 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:13,172 without my express permission. 139 00:06:13,275 --> 00:06:15,413 Back to your classes! Now! 140 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:17,689 [showers running] 141 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:22,551 Ah, Darem! That scar. It looks painful. 142 00:06:23,448 --> 00:06:25,379 How'd you get it? 143 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:27,000 You ever fought someone with a knife between your ribs? 144 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,689 I don't have ribs. 145 00:06:28,793 --> 00:06:31,000 You know, I used to know a guy like that War College bicep 146 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,413 back on Khionia? 147 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,862 Oh, please, God, no... 148 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,275 My parents didn't think we were a good match. 149 00:06:35,344 --> 00:06:36,793 Your parents tell you who to date? 150 00:06:36,862 --> 00:06:38,482 Nah. Well, I mean, the relationship was doomed 151 00:06:38,586 --> 00:06:39,655 after I slept with his sister. 152 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:41,827 Both of them, actually. 153 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,379 And their cousin. 154 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:45,379 I would love to just have one shower 155 00:06:45,482 --> 00:06:46,862 without having to hear about Darem's multiple 156 00:06:46,965 --> 00:06:49,655 -polycule underwater hookups. -[gasps] 157 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,275 [gasps] 158 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,724 What the...? 159 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:57,931 We indeed violate the fundamental laws 160 00:06:58,034 --> 00:07:01,517 of temporal mechanics to achieve... 161 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:02,758 [all gasping] 162 00:07:02,862 --> 00:07:04,620 Oh, boy. Okay. 163 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:07,034 Whoa. That's a lot. 164 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:08,275 Whoa! 165 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:09,689 [exclaims] 166 00:07:09,793 --> 00:07:11,137 [all gasping] 167 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:12,931 [grunting] 168 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,482 [screaming, gasping] 169 00:07:17,758 --> 00:07:19,413 [laughter] 170 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:24,551 GENESIS: Get me out of here. 171 00:07:24,655 --> 00:07:26,724 -Ooh. -[grunting] 172 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,862 Attention, Starfleet cadets. 173 00:07:29,965 --> 00:07:31,586 We did this because we could. 174 00:07:31,724 --> 00:07:34,310 And we will keep doing it 175 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,413 because it is fun. 176 00:07:36,482 --> 00:07:38,586 Enjoy yourselves. [laughs] 177 00:07:45,448 --> 00:07:47,620 This is war. 178 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:50,655 ♪ ♪ 179 00:08:18,275 --> 00:08:20,482 ♪ 180 00:08:50,241 --> 00:08:52,413 ♪ ♪ 181 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:24,448 ♪ ♪ 182 00:09:37,655 --> 00:09:39,827 ♪ ♪ 183 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:44,931 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Do you aspire to be the best 184 00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:47,034 and brightest in the galaxy? 185 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,586 Exceed your physical, 186 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,034 mental and spiritual limits? 187 00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:55,827 Be the captain of your own destiny 188 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,241 at Starfleet Academy. 189 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,517 Applicants of all species are welcome. 190 00:09:58,586 --> 00:10:00,862 Is the voice-over too stupid? 191 00:10:00,931 --> 00:10:03,413 We are about to have a prank war on our hands 192 00:10:03,517 --> 00:10:06,000 just as the oversight committee arrives. 193 00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:08,206 This is a PR dumpster fire. 194 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:11,620 Commander, in our line of work, 195 00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:16,551 something is on fire all... the time 196 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:20,586 and everything is on fire some of the time. 197 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:21,862 -[jazzy music plays] -LURA: Be that as it may, 198 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:22,896 as a War College graduate, 199 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,413 I can promise you, 200 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:27,758 they shenanned once, they'll shenann again. 201 00:10:27,862 --> 00:10:31,448 Well done, Number One. Advise. 202 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,620 I thought you would never ask, Chancellor. 203 00:10:34,724 --> 00:10:37,827 This is your only possible response. 204 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:43,034 Demand a formal apology from Kelrec, 205 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,068 and he nips it in the bud. 206 00:10:45,172 --> 00:10:46,862 Or kills it in the cradle, if you prefer. 207 00:10:46,965 --> 00:10:48,068 I'm good with the plant metaphor. 208 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:49,931 It's not our job to resolve 209 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,586 our students' problems for them. 210 00:10:51,689 --> 00:10:53,931 We're in the "teach them how to fish" business. 211 00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:56,724 Also... [scoffs] that's no fun. 212 00:10:56,827 --> 00:11:00,586 There are those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail. 213 00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:01,827 You've said it yourself. 214 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,344 Your tacit approval 215 00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:05,068 hands them ammunition in front of the committee. 216 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,275 I'm beginning to get the feeling you don't trust me. 217 00:11:07,379 --> 00:11:08,689 Quite the opposite. 218 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,413 I trust that you'll come to the right decision. 219 00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,482 Before it's too late. 220 00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:14,620 So you don't trust me. 221 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,206 Lura, this is kid shit! 222 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:19,724 Forgive my language. I'm pro kid shit. 223 00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:21,482 They grew up in the Burn. 224 00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,413 I'm not going to crush the life out of them 225 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,482 any more than the universe already has. 226 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,827 Captain. Chancellor. 227 00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:29,965 I choose to work for you and not Kelrec 228 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,344 for three reasons: 229 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:33,965 I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace, 230 00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:38,137 and despite what you may think, I believe in you. 231 00:11:38,241 --> 00:11:39,793 What's the third thing? 232 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:43,758 I just find him very... odd. 233 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:46,000 And that whole tea fetish. 234 00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:48,068 Tea fetish? 235 00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,310 Out of all the fetishes available? 236 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:54,586 Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel? 237 00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:59,482 You know that a single transgression is like a weed: 238 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:05,000 yank it now, or it multiplies and strangles the entire field. 239 00:12:05,068 --> 00:12:06,448 What's with you and the plant metaphors? 240 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,172 I hear you, Commander. 241 00:12:08,275 --> 00:12:09,758 I do. 242 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,275 Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did, too. 243 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,793 Well, that... that's a cool idea. 244 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,862 Chancellor, we were basically naked. 245 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:20,344 No. Completely naked! 246 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,172 Everybody was looking at us like we were insane. 247 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,896 -Like we're crazy. -In front of the whole school. 248 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,379 What about our honor? 249 00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,034 I took a bath for the first time. 250 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,379 You want us to get back at them with botany? 251 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,827 -Seriously? -I don't know, guys. 252 00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:33,137 Do you think botany can end a prank war? 253 00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:35,482 -Or did you have other ideas? -Yeah. Hit 'em back harder. 254 00:12:35,551 --> 00:12:37,068 Bring some serious pain. 255 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,655 Wait till exams and then fritz their servers. 256 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:43,172 -[overlapping chatter] -Like I was saying... 257 00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:45,620 DOT: Captain. 258 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,103 We are gonna plant and grow the rare 259 00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:53,379 and highly protected Vitus Reflux. 260 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,275 Despite being known as "the empathy flower," 261 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:57,862 it's not actually a flower. 262 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,137 It's a fungus. 263 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,448 ♪ ♪ 264 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:07,482 Speak your mind, Cadet. Don't hold back. 265 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,448 -Chancellor, respectfully... -Mm-hmm? 266 00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:14,620 ...this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard. 267 00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:16,689 How is this strategic...? 268 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:20,275 PLANT [high-pitched voice]: How is this strategic? How is this strategic? 269 00:13:20,379 --> 00:13:22,413 -How is this strategic? -Got a deeper voice than you, Darem. 270 00:13:24,482 --> 00:13:27,137 Ever read The Art of War,Reymi? 271 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,379 -PLANT: Art of War,Reymi? -Fifth century BC. 272 00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,862 Sun Tzu learned patience in a garden 273 00:13:31,931 --> 00:13:33,965 and respect for the opponent. 274 00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:35,448 They got you pretty bad. 275 00:13:35,551 --> 00:13:38,103 -PLANT: They got you pretty bad. -If I may, Chancellor, 276 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,275 it was not an original idea. 277 00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:43,103 The War College stole that prank. 278 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,689 Cadet Sam ran a search 279 00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,275 through old Starfleet disciplinary records. 280 00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:48,793 In the 28th century, 281 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,620 some cadets transported the entire first-year class 282 00:13:51,758 --> 00:13:54,103 from the sonic showers to the roof of Alcatraz. 283 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:58,068 JAY-DEN: It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down. 284 00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,724 -[laughter] -GENESIS: No way. 285 00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:01,517 Ah, that's legendary. 286 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:02,862 Then you've already learned 287 00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:03,655 your opponents' lack of imagination. 288 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,137 Grab a trowel. 289 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,724 -PLANT: Grab a trowel. -[mutters]: Oh, my God. 290 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,137 And anybody who rolls their eyes gets expelled. 291 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:09,862 PLANT: Gets expelled. 292 00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,620 Spritz the spores, 293 00:14:13,689 --> 00:14:18,379 add the growth accelerant. 294 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,793 Vitus only blooms at night, 295 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,586 so be patient. 296 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:25,379 Plants are like cadets. 297 00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:29,482 All they need is water, food and a little encouragement. 298 00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:32,103 Go, go, go. 299 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,344 PLANT: Go, go, go. 300 00:14:35,689 --> 00:14:37,137 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Specialist Krebs, 301 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,551 your Talaxian Furfly 302 00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:40,482 is attempting to mate with a beaker. 303 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,551 Please intervene. 304 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,379 -Doing great, buddy. I love you. -GENESIS: Okay. 305 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:47,172 We all ready for Calica tryouts? 306 00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:51,137 No, I will not pursue violence in any form. 307 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:55,034 I have chosen the Exo-Ecology Club in that same time slot. 308 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,655 I know. I respect that. 309 00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,724 But... 310 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,344 I swiped your delta while you were showering 311 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:04,896 and I maybe signed you up. 312 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,103 [forced laugh] 313 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,724 [quietly]: What the hell, Genesis? 314 00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,551 -What? It's just a... -No, no, no. 315 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:14,000 I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay? 316 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,793 I don't do spirit. 317 00:15:15,896 --> 00:15:18,551 -Or tribes. Or teams. -I want to be captain. 318 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,793 I need to be captain. 319 00:15:20,896 --> 00:15:23,827 And when I am, I need my strongest players. 320 00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:25,689 You fought the Venari Ral. 321 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,482 Look around. Look at them. 322 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,551 [frantic sneezing] 323 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:32,206 OCAM: Sorry! It's on your shoe. 324 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:36,931 [grunting] 325 00:15:37,034 --> 00:15:39,000 [sighs] 326 00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,724 -We need you. -[scoffs] 327 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,344 Please? 328 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,620 How's your, um, your Betazoid princess? 329 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,586 President's daughter. And she's not anybody's. 330 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:55,241 Well, I guess your tour was so compelling, 331 00:15:55,379 --> 00:15:57,724 she went and ran away to the War College, hmm? 332 00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,172 Shitty comment retracted. 333 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:04,965 But I get the vibe she likes sports. 334 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:08,551 Okay, I'll do it if you stop talking. 335 00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:10,793 Thank you. 336 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:14,344 LURA: Strategy. Skill. Teamwork. 337 00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:18,068 Calica is more than just a game. 338 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,827 I want you to right your minds 339 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,793 and prepare your hearts for battle. 340 00:16:23,862 --> 00:16:27,827 There are two teams, each with a mascot. 341 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:30,172 The mascot protects a target. 342 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:33,344 The goal of the game is simple. 343 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:37,172 Fight your way to the other side of the field 344 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:40,827 and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's mascot. 345 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:44,827 Tryouts today will not be easy. 346 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:48,000 You'll be scored in a series of drills. 347 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:50,896 Highest score makes the team. 348 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:53,068 I want you to strike 349 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:56,241 with the force of a thousand tachyons! 350 00:16:56,310 --> 00:17:00,310 Strike until your opponents' innards liquefy and pour... 351 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:03,344 And... you'll do it all 352 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:06,620 while wearing really snazzy uniforms. 353 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,827 Uh-huh. 354 00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,827 You all know Coach Reno. 355 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,482 Professor, I thought you taught Temporal Mechanics? 356 00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:14,551 I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. 357 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:16,137 LURA: Each team is made up 358 00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:18,517 of eight players, a mascot and an alternate. 359 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:21,413 The mascot is the last line of defense. 360 00:17:21,551 --> 00:17:24,724 -They protect the target. -What kind of mascot? 361 00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:26,827 What are we working with? 362 00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,034 What we're working with is a hundred push-ups. 363 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:32,310 Now! And the next interruption, 200. 364 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:35,172 Using the mascot in the game is a tradition. 365 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:38,137 Way back, Starfleet's was a lapling-- 366 00:17:38,241 --> 00:17:40,379 fuzzy, mean like a koala, 367 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:43,241 cute like a targ. They called him... 368 00:17:43,344 --> 00:17:46,068 Lappy. They called him Lappy. 369 00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:49,862 So it's basically like a fun game of laser tag? 370 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,793 Yeah, just like laser tag. 371 00:17:52,896 --> 00:17:54,758 -[weapons firing] -Ah! 372 00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:58,379 This is not like laser tag! 373 00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:02,275 What is happening?! 374 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:06,275 LURA: I warned you, tryouts would not be easy. 375 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:09,551 Calica prepares you for real-world combat. 376 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:12,551 Which is why I will not have a losing Calica team 377 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,241 at this academy. 378 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:18,241 Today's obstacle course is designed to show me 379 00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,241 what each of you is made of. 380 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,965 Every move you make will gain or lose you 381 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,758 one individual point. 382 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:27,655 Any cadet who rings the bell of victory 383 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,068 at the end of the obstacle course... 384 00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:30,448 [neck cracks] 385 00:18:30,551 --> 00:18:32,586 ...wins a bonus point. 386 00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:35,379 The top eight cadets will make the team. 387 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,103 The rest of you will live in shame. 388 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:39,310 Begin! 389 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,448 [screaming] 390 00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:46,241 Release the drones! 391 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,379 [indistinct yelling] 392 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:59,724 There's drones, everyone, there's drones! 393 00:18:59,827 --> 00:19:03,379 Hey! You forgot about us! 394 00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:07,000 [clangs] 395 00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,137 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Bonus point-- Lythe. 396 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,206 [clangs] 397 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,172 Bonus point-- Reymi. 398 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:16,000 -[clangs] -Bonus point-- Lythe. 399 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,965 [clangs] 400 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,724 -Bonus point-- Reymi. -Whoo! 401 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:24,310 [pants, groans] 402 00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:27,206 [clangs] 403 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,413 Bonus point-- Reymi. 404 00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:30,034 A little feedback? 405 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,310 You're trying too hard. It's slowing you down. 406 00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:34,517 [chuckles] 407 00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:38,793 [powering up] 408 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:41,034 The Calica game phaser. 409 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,862 It will not win the game for you. 410 00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,758 GENESIS: Look who finally showed up. 411 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,655 But it can keep you from losing. 412 00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,103 Better late than never. 413 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:51,689 I'm showering with my delta from now on. 414 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:55,310 The phaser has only one setting. 415 00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,482 Whoa. 416 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,137 [Caleb groaning] 417 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,448 Transport. 418 00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:02,310 -CALEB: Son of a bitch. -If you are hit, 419 00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,206 you will be beamed out of play 420 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:07,344 and into the casualty box for the entirety of that round. 421 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:10,655 You'll be able to rejoin your team 422 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,793 in the next one. 423 00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:15,724 Do not be late again. 424 00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,827 Ooh. 425 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:29,137 Lone wolf came to play. 426 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,344 I thought you hated sports. 427 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,896 I do. I hate them. 428 00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:46,103 LURA: Yes, Mir, yes! 429 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:50,000 -[grunting] -No, Mir, no! 430 00:20:50,137 --> 00:20:51,620 [buzzer sounds] 431 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:52,655 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Mir-- disqualification. 432 00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,482 [whistle blows] 433 00:20:57,379 --> 00:20:59,862 SAM: Genesis, where are the drones?! 434 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,931 GENESIS: I can't see them through the smoke! 435 00:21:02,034 --> 00:21:03,620 [cadet muttering weakly] 436 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:06,793 [screaming] 437 00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,206 [grunts] 438 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,482 Come on. She's porous! 439 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,586 RENO: Yeah, the best of us are. 440 00:21:17,689 --> 00:21:20,137 And it's permeable, not porous. 441 00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:22,413 Get your Ps straight. 442 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,000 LURA: Five minutes left, cadets. 443 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:28,172 If you want to make the team, impress me now. 444 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:29,206 Pathetic. 445 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:30,862 A little feedback? 446 00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,413 You're not trying hard enough. It's making you stupid. 447 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,379 -JAY-DEN: I want blood. -CALEB: There's no blood. 448 00:21:44,448 --> 00:21:46,034 -I want blood in it. -You need blood in food... 449 00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:47,931 -Absolutely. -...for you to consider it food? 450 00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:49,344 -To tear it to pieces. -That doesn't sound healthy, dude. 451 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,620 That's the only way it should be. 452 00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:54,586 Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung 453 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,482 with grapok blood sauce, 454 00:21:56,586 --> 00:21:59,379 heart of targ with blood sauce. 455 00:22:02,344 --> 00:22:04,655 [indistinct chatter] 456 00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:07,517 Hey, can you distract them for me 457 00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,034 -for a sec? -With what? 458 00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:11,482 I don't know. Use your biting humor. 459 00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:13,310 Nothing about me is funny. 460 00:22:13,379 --> 00:22:14,344 -[Caleb laughs] -JAY-DEN: Caleb. 461 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:15,965 CALEB: That's funny. 462 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:17,206 JAY-DEN: Caleb. 463 00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:18,689 -[indistinct chatter continues] -[sighs] 464 00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:20,517 Greetings, War College brethren. 465 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:23,000 Hey. You. 466 00:22:23,103 --> 00:22:25,827 H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den. 467 00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:27,344 -Jay-Den. -Mm-hmm. It means 468 00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:29,586 "He who crosses oceans of fire." 469 00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,137 So, yeah. 470 00:22:31,275 --> 00:22:32,482 I'm Kyle. 471 00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:34,000 Hmm. 472 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:35,896 It means Kyle. 473 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,689 Mm-hmm. 474 00:22:40,241 --> 00:22:42,793 -Okay, great. -Uh, as we were discussing 475 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,103 Klingon humor, I discovered two Klingon jokes. 476 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:51,551 Waiter, what is this gagh doing in my aO'mat Gri? 477 00:22:52,931 --> 00:22:55,172 Screaming. 478 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:56,758 Ah, uh, 479 00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:59,000 -because the gagh-- it's dying. -DZOLO: Come on. 480 00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:00,344 Well, hold on. 481 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:03,172 What, uh... what was the second one? 482 00:23:03,275 --> 00:23:05,034 DZOLO: Please, no. 483 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,965 CALEB: Excuse me, miss, don't I know you? 484 00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:11,000 TARIMA: Nope. 485 00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:13,517 Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm. 486 00:23:13,586 --> 00:23:15,103 Tarima, right? 487 00:23:15,206 --> 00:23:17,034 Caleb Mir, tour guide? 488 00:23:17,137 --> 00:23:19,862 Turns out, you forgot to fill out a comment card. 489 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:22,551 Shoot. I must've left it in my other pants. 490 00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,344 I can't remember how many stars I gave you. 491 00:23:24,448 --> 00:23:25,896 Five. Definitely five. 492 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:28,241 Out of five? Doesn't sound like me. 493 00:23:28,344 --> 00:23:30,862 I get why you enrolled in the wrong school, 494 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,931 but you could've just come to the Academy 495 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,482 -and avoided me there. -Believe it or not, 496 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,103 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 497 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,137 -Uh-huh? -Mm-hmm. 498 00:23:40,448 --> 00:23:42,413 Okay. 499 00:23:46,413 --> 00:23:48,931 Blink twice if this is a hostage situation. 500 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:52,586 -Alternate theory. -Oh, yeah? 501 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,137 Your whole life on Betazed was rules and walls, 502 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:57,517 and now that you can go anywhere and be anything... 503 00:23:59,517 --> 00:24:01,344 ...you freaked out and you chose the War College 504 00:24:01,448 --> 00:24:02,689 'cause it's safer. 505 00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:04,655 Glib, reductive and stupid. 506 00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:07,172 -Love to be analyzed like this. -Hey, I get it. 507 00:24:07,275 --> 00:24:10,137 Too much freedom at the Academy, right? 508 00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:12,000 Too many ancient Bajoran scripture classes, 509 00:24:12,103 --> 00:24:15,275 interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs. 510 00:24:18,551 --> 00:24:20,896 So you decided to join the asshole factory instead. 511 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,793 [scoffs] Oh, and we're done. 512 00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,413 Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole. 513 00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:25,931 I'm the asshole, okay? 514 00:24:26,034 --> 00:24:28,689 Look, I'm sorry, but... 515 00:24:28,793 --> 00:24:30,517 Anything before the word "but" is bullshit. 516 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,827 No, no, no, you didn't even tell me. 517 00:24:33,793 --> 00:24:35,344 After everything that we've been through? 518 00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:37,000 [scoffs]: Everything? 519 00:24:37,827 --> 00:24:40,241 [laughs] 520 00:24:41,275 --> 00:24:42,551 Yeah. 521 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:45,000 I don't know. I kind of thought we had some... 522 00:24:46,137 --> 00:24:48,310 ...energy between us. 523 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:52,689 Was I completely wrong? 524 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:03,517 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 525 00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:08,000 [exhales] 526 00:25:08,103 --> 00:25:10,241 Are you okay? 527 00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:13,724 Did I do that? 528 00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:16,448 [neuro-inhibitor whirs] 529 00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,655 Caleb, we're strangers. 530 00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:21,241 Oh, okay. 531 00:25:21,379 --> 00:25:23,241 -We are strangers. -Mm-hmm. 532 00:25:23,344 --> 00:25:25,793 -We're strangers, yeah. -You feel a certain way about me, 533 00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:28,724 and you think I feel that way, too, 534 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:30,724 except I just haven't realized it yet. 535 00:25:30,793 --> 00:25:32,344 And you think if you keep barking at me, 536 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:33,655 I'll eventually get there. 537 00:25:33,758 --> 00:25:36,896 You need all the school you can get. 538 00:25:47,827 --> 00:25:51,000 If you are here, then, congratulations. 539 00:25:51,068 --> 00:25:53,586 Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible 540 00:25:53,689 --> 00:25:55,827 than everyone else's. 541 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:56,793 Hmm. 542 00:25:56,896 --> 00:25:58,379 RENO: Or your score 543 00:25:58,517 --> 00:26:00,896 was just plain terrible, but... 544 00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:03,068 you fit the Lapling costume. 545 00:26:05,827 --> 00:26:06,896 [chuckles] 546 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,655 Congrats, Lappy. 547 00:26:09,724 --> 00:26:11,620 Welcome to the Calica team. 548 00:26:11,758 --> 00:26:13,379 -Sweet. It's an honor. -[Sam laughing] 549 00:26:13,517 --> 00:26:14,827 Yeah. 550 00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:16,517 -Oh... -RENO: And we didn't forget 551 00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:18,000 team captain. 552 00:26:18,068 --> 00:26:20,310 Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied. 553 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:22,275 Commander Thok wanted you to settle it 554 00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:24,724 by digging each other's graves, 555 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,724 uh, with the loser getting their eyes plucked out 556 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:29,000 by a baby Gorn. 557 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:30,482 Unfortunately, we weren't able 558 00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:34,000 to get that cleared by the Alumni Association. 559 00:26:34,103 --> 00:26:36,000 LURA: Side-by-side shoot-out. 560 00:26:36,068 --> 00:26:39,034 The winner is your captain. 561 00:26:39,137 --> 00:26:41,586 Computer, activate simulation. 562 00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:45,448 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Simulation is activated. 563 00:26:45,551 --> 00:26:48,206 [cadets cheering] 564 00:26:54,517 --> 00:26:56,275 Target one-- tie. 565 00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:59,000 Target two-- tie. 566 00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:02,034 Target three-- tie. 567 00:27:02,137 --> 00:27:04,758 Target four-- tie. 568 00:27:06,482 --> 00:27:09,448 Target five-- tie. 569 00:27:10,241 --> 00:27:11,896 -Target six-- tie. -Six to six. 570 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,310 Boy, you two just love a tie. 571 00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:17,379 First one to eight takes it. 572 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:19,689 -Target seven-- tie. -Good focus. 573 00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:21,344 Making those daddy issues work for you? 574 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,551 What did you say, you piece of shit? 575 00:27:24,379 --> 00:27:26,758 Target eight-- Reymi. 576 00:27:26,827 --> 00:27:28,655 Target nine-- Reymi. 577 00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:32,413 Darem Reymi is your new Calica captain. 578 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:35,103 [cheering and whooping] 579 00:27:40,655 --> 00:27:42,655 -[chanting]: Darem! Darem! -Not Darem. 580 00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:44,137 -Darem! Darem! -Not Darem Reymi. 581 00:27:44,275 --> 00:27:46,137 -Darem! Darem! -Who's the new Calica captain? 582 00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:47,827 -Darem! -Let's hear it. Come on, let's hear it, 583 00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:49,034 let's hear it, let's hear it one more time. 584 00:27:49,137 --> 00:27:50,827 [chanting]: Darem! Darem! 585 00:27:50,931 --> 00:27:52,965 -Let's hear it! Let's hear it! -[chanting continues] 586 00:27:53,103 --> 00:27:54,482 CALEB: What's that supposed to be? 587 00:27:54,586 --> 00:27:56,758 I believe it is a captain's chair. 588 00:27:56,862 --> 00:28:01,068 And I believe he is hoisted by his whooping posse of dudes. 589 00:28:01,172 --> 00:28:02,896 This guy's insufferable. 590 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,689 -DAREM: Come on, let's hear it. -Darem! Darem! Darem! 591 00:28:05,793 --> 00:28:07,206 DAREM: Yeah, a little bit more, come on. 592 00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:09,758 -Darem! Darem! -[fanfare playing on-screen] 593 00:28:12,862 --> 00:28:14,344 NARRATOR: Do you aspire 594 00:28:14,448 --> 00:28:17,103 to be the best and brightest in the galaxy? 595 00:28:17,206 --> 00:28:19,000 [cadets screaming] 596 00:28:19,068 --> 00:28:21,448 [distorted bellowing] 597 00:28:21,551 --> 00:28:22,965 RENO: Good God. 598 00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:25,482 [indistinct yelling] 599 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,448 [screaming] 600 00:28:28,551 --> 00:28:31,034 -Guys! -Come on, follow us. 601 00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,586 -Where am I? -Hey! 602 00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:35,689 Hey! [screams] 603 00:28:37,379 --> 00:28:40,137 NARRATOR: Exceed your physical... 604 00:28:40,206 --> 00:28:41,862 MALE: I don't want to bleed! 605 00:28:41,965 --> 00:28:45,206 NARRATOR: ...mental, and spiritual limits. 606 00:28:45,344 --> 00:28:46,689 [female screams] 607 00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,517 Be the captain of your own destiny... 608 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,551 -[screams] -...at Starfleet Academy. 609 00:28:50,655 --> 00:28:53,448 LURA: Where did they find these people? 610 00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:55,586 [laughing] 611 00:29:00,034 --> 00:29:01,758 CALEB: Calm down. 612 00:29:01,862 --> 00:29:03,758 [tuts] 613 00:29:03,862 --> 00:29:05,034 -DAREM: That's funny? -Oh, yeah. 614 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:06,482 Oh, you're laughing? Yeah? 615 00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:08,034 -DZOLO: Oh, yeah, at you. -Calm down. Calm down. 616 00:29:08,103 --> 00:29:09,310 DAREM: Do you want something to laugh at? 617 00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:10,620 Tonight, our atrium 618 00:29:10,758 --> 00:29:13,103 -after curfew. -Calm down. 619 00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:14,137 Calica. 620 00:29:14,241 --> 00:29:16,517 Right. Plan for a short night. 621 00:29:16,586 --> 00:29:18,758 DZOLO: Aye aye, Captain. 622 00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:20,310 Bye. 623 00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:22,482 [grunts mockingly] 624 00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:29,689 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 625 00:29:29,758 --> 00:29:31,724 Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 626 00:29:31,827 --> 00:29:33,413 Your security's pretty serious. 627 00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:36,931 Well, we tried funny security, but no one felt safe. 628 00:29:37,034 --> 00:29:37,965 Tea? 629 00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:40,034 Computer, resume leisure protocol. 630 00:29:40,103 --> 00:29:43,103 [classical music playing] 631 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:47,758 It's critical to use the proper tools. 632 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:50,517 Fresh, dried leaves. 633 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:52,586 Water... 634 00:29:52,689 --> 00:29:56,448 heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius. 635 00:29:57,241 --> 00:30:00,620 If one step is handled carelessly, 636 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,068 the result is... 637 00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:05,758 [sighs] 638 00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,137 ...a weak cup. 639 00:30:13,551 --> 00:30:15,758 -Cheers. -You don't "cheers." 640 00:30:16,862 --> 00:30:18,758 Oh, if you must stir, 641 00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:21,275 uh, place the spoon at 12 o'clock, 642 00:30:21,379 --> 00:30:23,482 then softly fold the liquid back and forth 643 00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:26,172 12 times to six o'clock. 12... 644 00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:29,068 ...to six. 645 00:30:29,137 --> 00:30:30,931 Your kids accessed our security 646 00:30:31,034 --> 00:30:33,034 to get that footage, which was only possible 647 00:30:33,103 --> 00:30:35,482 -with an instructor's help. -Is that an accusation? 648 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:37,620 A fact. I analyzed all the metadata. 649 00:30:37,724 --> 00:30:40,586 You aided and abetted the humiliation of my cadets. 650 00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:42,827 We learn more from our failures than our successes. 651 00:30:42,931 --> 00:30:45,896 And someone has to teach your cadets that life 652 00:30:45,965 --> 00:30:48,241 and war will come at them from all sides. 653 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:50,586 Some of them came here in cargo holds. 654 00:30:50,655 --> 00:30:52,965 They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair. 655 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:54,758 Apparently, they do. 656 00:30:56,931 --> 00:31:00,103 Put yourself in their shoes for a sec. 657 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:01,586 The "E" word. 658 00:31:01,655 --> 00:31:03,000 [puzzled grunt] 659 00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:04,379 Empathy. 660 00:31:04,517 --> 00:31:06,620 These kids have no reason to believe in anybody. 661 00:31:06,724 --> 00:31:08,551 I-I want them to believe in me, 662 00:31:08,655 --> 00:31:11,172 and I need them to believe in you. 663 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:13,655 Yeah, surprise. 664 00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:15,482 I got no problem with kids being kids, 665 00:31:15,551 --> 00:31:17,103 but your putting your thumb on the scale 666 00:31:17,172 --> 00:31:18,655 defeats both our purposes. 667 00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:20,310 Our cadets need to know 668 00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:23,517 that our campus is a level playing field. 669 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:26,206 I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me. 670 00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:28,724 352. [inhales sharply] 671 00:31:29,517 --> 00:31:31,655 This is only gonna get worse. 672 00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:33,275 Do you really want to risk shenanigans 673 00:31:33,379 --> 00:31:35,068 when the oversight committee gets here? 674 00:31:35,172 --> 00:31:37,517 I'm giving you a chance to end it. 675 00:31:37,655 --> 00:31:39,931 Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue 676 00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:42,172 to outflank, outmaneuver and outplay yours. 677 00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:43,517 And then you can decide 678 00:31:43,655 --> 00:31:45,862 how that "E" word is working out for you. 679 00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:47,068 Oh, yeah? 680 00:31:51,448 --> 00:31:53,000 Well... 681 00:31:53,793 --> 00:31:57,586 ...my 12 to six is your six to 12. 682 00:31:57,655 --> 00:31:59,482 So think about that. 683 00:32:00,310 --> 00:32:01,655 [door whooshes open] 684 00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:03,310 -What? -[door whooshes shut] 685 00:32:03,413 --> 00:32:05,068 Based on the measurable difference in our capabilities, 686 00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:07,551 -we have a 2.7% chance of winning. -DAREM: See, see? 687 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,206 Exactly. See? This is our chance to prove ourselves. 688 00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:13,103 No, no, no, this is your chance to prove yourselves. 689 00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:14,758 -Okay? -I was about to say, lucky we have you, 690 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:16,275 my right-handed, rule-breaking... 691 00:32:16,379 --> 00:32:18,551 I'm not your anything. 692 00:32:19,413 --> 00:32:20,724 Apparently, that's... 693 00:32:20,827 --> 00:32:22,620 -Premature? Mm-hmm. -Premature. 694 00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:24,241 And why did you have to say it was our atrium? 695 00:32:24,344 --> 00:32:25,793 I can't afford any more service hours 696 00:32:25,896 --> 00:32:28,724 if I want to get out of Starfleet this century. 697 00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:31,310 You were so ready to throw down when we first met. 698 00:32:31,413 --> 00:32:35,103 Are you really gonna let these idiots get away with this? 699 00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:37,965 Now, who's with me? 700 00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:40,896 Am I really the only one that believes 701 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,068 they need their asses handed to them? Hmm? 702 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:44,758 I'm with you! 703 00:32:45,793 --> 00:32:48,655 Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us 704 00:32:48,724 --> 00:32:50,103 if we don't rally. 705 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,241 -Caleb? -You're an idiot. 706 00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:54,482 That's a yes. 707 00:32:54,551 --> 00:32:56,206 Genesis? 708 00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,448 You know what kind of captain sends his team 709 00:32:59,551 --> 00:33:01,000 into a slaughter? 710 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,103 One who got there by playing dirty. 711 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:08,758 Hey, I win at all costs. 712 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,482 I said that out loud. 713 00:33:10,586 --> 00:33:11,965 What'd you expect? 714 00:33:12,068 --> 00:33:14,551 I expected you to not use my family shit against me. 715 00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:18,689 Good luck... Captain. 716 00:33:24,344 --> 00:33:26,758 FEMALE: ...all-nighter for Xenolinguistics. 717 00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:28,965 I'll make coffee. We'll be fine. 718 00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:30,931 DOT: Attention, cadets, please exit immediately. 719 00:33:31,034 --> 00:33:32,896 -Really? -The atrium is closed for cleaning. 720 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,586 Ugh, this sucks. 721 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,000 DAREM: Since we don't have access 722 00:33:39,103 --> 00:33:41,241 to an actual Calica field, this will have to do. 723 00:33:41,379 --> 00:33:42,793 We've divided the atrium in half-- 724 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,655 your side and ours. 725 00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:46,241 Mascots on the risers. 726 00:33:46,344 --> 00:33:49,206 -Caleb, you ready? -Yup. 727 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,275 This'll fool the insomniac and nocturnal cadets, 728 00:33:51,413 --> 00:33:54,896 but once the sun's up, so goeth the jig. 729 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,379 Okay, first to four points. 730 00:33:57,482 --> 00:33:59,758 Deal. And it's open season on the mascots 731 00:33:59,862 --> 00:34:01,137 if they leave the target zone. 732 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:02,862 B'AVI: Targets will materialize 733 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,965 when any player gets within five feet of the target zone. 734 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:08,310 Your bleachers have been designated the casualty box. 735 00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:10,448 A Calica computer will monitor our gameplay. 736 00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:13,689 -Less talking, more humiliation. -Granted. 737 00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:21,793 Maybe be careful what you wish for. 738 00:34:24,241 --> 00:34:25,379 DAREM: Okay. 739 00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:27,586 You all focus on defense. 740 00:34:27,689 --> 00:34:29,517 -Protect... -OCAM: I'm late. 741 00:34:30,793 --> 00:34:32,482 That's what it looks like. 742 00:34:32,586 --> 00:34:34,034 -[laughs] -I'm a lapling. 743 00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:35,344 Oh, yeah. 744 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:38,000 Man, I have seen tougher Tardigrades. 745 00:34:38,137 --> 00:34:40,137 -Oh, my head. -Okay, okay, the offensive plan 746 00:34:40,241 --> 00:34:43,241 -is me. -GENESIS: Just you? 747 00:34:44,068 --> 00:34:46,172 And what happens when that plan goes to shit? 748 00:34:46,275 --> 00:34:48,310 [scoffs] Couldn't stay away, huh? 749 00:34:48,413 --> 00:34:51,620 Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work. Mm. 750 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:55,793 Anyway, as I was saying, the offensive plan is just me. 751 00:34:55,896 --> 00:34:58,034 They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault. 752 00:34:58,172 --> 00:34:59,724 Let's surprise them. 753 00:34:59,827 --> 00:35:02,137 Have faith in your captain. 754 00:35:02,241 --> 00:35:04,206 -You ready? -No. 755 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,172 Bring it in. Come on. 756 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:12,068 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Players, take your positions. 757 00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:17,896 Mascots to the target zones. 758 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,275 Bring it, Mugato. 759 00:35:19,379 --> 00:35:20,586 Why don't you blow my horn, Lapling? 760 00:35:20,724 --> 00:35:22,896 Whip it out, bro, whip it out. 761 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,862 Game one begins in five, 762 00:35:25,931 --> 00:35:28,103 four, three, 763 00:35:28,241 --> 00:35:30,586 two, one. 764 00:35:30,689 --> 00:35:33,517 -Commence play. -[buzzer sounds] 765 00:35:36,724 --> 00:35:38,034 Stay back and give me cover fire 766 00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:39,931 and don't let them anywhere near Ocam. 767 00:35:40,068 --> 00:35:42,000 Ready? Now! 768 00:35:42,068 --> 00:35:44,379 -[grunts] -SAM: What? Uh... 769 00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:51,827 Go, cover Ocam. 770 00:35:51,931 --> 00:35:53,206 Okay, okay. 771 00:35:54,379 --> 00:35:56,482 Let's go. 772 00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:58,413 -Cover us. -Yep. 773 00:36:02,137 --> 00:36:03,586 OCAM: Guys, guys, guys, 774 00:36:03,689 --> 00:36:06,137 over there, really tall, handsome dude on the move. 775 00:36:06,241 --> 00:36:08,034 Genesis. 776 00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:09,620 Genesis! 777 00:36:09,724 --> 00:36:10,931 Kill him. Take him out! 778 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,724 Take-- Come on, what is wrong with you?! 779 00:36:13,310 --> 00:36:15,448 Behind you, behind you, behind you. 780 00:36:15,586 --> 00:36:16,793 Hey, Princess. 781 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,275 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody help! Somebody help! 782 00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:25,689 [chime sounds] 783 00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:28,068 -First point to the War College. -Whoo! 784 00:36:28,862 --> 00:36:32,586 -Game two begins now. -[buzzer sounds] 785 00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,655 -A-Again, Darem? -[phasers firing] 786 00:36:39,275 --> 00:36:40,482 DAREM: Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move! 787 00:36:40,586 --> 00:36:42,448 Go, go, go, go! Shoot them all! 788 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:43,724 Hunt them all! 789 00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:45,689 OCAM: Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb! 790 00:36:45,827 --> 00:36:47,551 That's what I'm talking about, Caleb. 791 00:36:53,655 --> 00:36:55,724 -[phaser fires] -[chime sounds] 792 00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:57,344 CALEB: Seriously? 793 00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:58,482 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: War College leads 794 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,448 two games to zero. 795 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,448 Game three begins now. 796 00:37:02,551 --> 00:37:04,206 OCAM: Shoot them, Sam, shoot them. 797 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:05,413 [grunting] 798 00:37:07,310 --> 00:37:10,724 Caleb, over there, on your six... 799 00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:12,965 [grunts] 800 00:37:13,068 --> 00:37:15,931 Guys, are we even trying? 801 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,068 -[chime sounds] -OCAM: No, guys, why? 802 00:37:19,206 --> 00:37:21,827 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: 3-0, War College. 803 00:37:21,931 --> 00:37:23,965 -Well played. -Match point. 804 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,551 Time-out. 805 00:37:25,655 --> 00:37:27,103 One-minute time-out called by Starfleet Academy. 806 00:37:27,206 --> 00:37:28,206 SAM: What's our next play? 807 00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:30,344 Uh, I don't know. 808 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:31,689 Hey. What are you doing? 809 00:37:31,793 --> 00:37:33,379 GENESIS: What are youdoing? 810 00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:34,689 -Huh? -Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down. 811 00:37:34,793 --> 00:37:36,551 Sorry. Are you the captain? 812 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,379 Are you? No, didn't think so. 813 00:37:38,482 --> 00:37:41,172 Come on. Come on! Come on! 814 00:37:41,275 --> 00:37:43,586 -Resume play. -[buzzer sounds] 815 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:56,758 [grunting] 816 00:37:59,758 --> 00:38:01,551 -I like this game. -[buzzer sounds] 817 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,551 Foul. Prohibited strike. 818 00:38:03,655 --> 00:38:06,655 Cadet Reymi will sit out the point. 819 00:38:06,758 --> 00:38:09,586 -You okay? -Mm-hmm. 820 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,137 If we can't outmuscle them, 821 00:38:11,275 --> 00:38:13,482 -we outsmart 'em. -Offense. Hey! 822 00:38:13,586 --> 00:38:15,172 Get physical, get after them! 823 00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:16,689 [grunts] 824 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,793 GENESIS: Okay, we need a real plan. 825 00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:20,862 SAM: What are you thinking? 826 00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,103 [Genesis sighs] 827 00:38:25,689 --> 00:38:27,620 DAREM: Genesis, come on! 828 00:38:27,758 --> 00:38:30,172 What are you doing? I told you what to do! 829 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:33,551 -Come on! -No. I have a different strategy. 830 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,068 Just wait for my signal, okay? 831 00:38:35,137 --> 00:38:37,344 Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us. 832 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:38,379 SAM: Okay. 833 00:38:38,448 --> 00:38:41,275 Players, resume positions. 834 00:38:43,379 --> 00:38:47,448 Play will continue in three, two, 835 00:38:47,551 --> 00:38:50,034 -one. -[buzzer sounds] 836 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,620 What are you doing at the replicators? Move back! 837 00:38:56,827 --> 00:38:58,965 That's not the plan! What are you doing?! 838 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,551 Using our training. 839 00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:02,965 -They can't hit what they can't see. -[grunts] 840 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,620 DZOLO: The smoke's too thick. Hold your positions. 841 00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:09,413 OCAM: So much smoke. I can't see. I can't see. 842 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:10,758 DZOLO: Shoot the mascot! 843 00:39:10,862 --> 00:39:12,137 OCAM: Oh, no, they're shooting at me. 844 00:39:12,206 --> 00:39:13,448 Guys, they're shooting. 845 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:15,172 Ocam, come on. What are you doing, mate? 846 00:39:15,275 --> 00:39:18,586 SAM: Just kidding. I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic. 847 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,344 Sam. 848 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,965 I can make myself permeable, bitches! [laughs] 849 00:39:25,034 --> 00:39:26,344 MUGATO: Hey, that's cheating. 850 00:39:26,482 --> 00:39:28,275 SAM: Nothing in the rulebook about it. 851 00:39:28,344 --> 00:39:30,000 [Sam laughs] 852 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,517 Hi! 853 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,482 MUGATO: No. No, no, no. 854 00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,482 No, guys, guys. 855 00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:41,517 -Boom! -3-1. 856 00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:43,275 That's how you do that! 857 00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:45,758 -[cheering] -First point for Starfleet Academy. 858 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:50,344 OCAM: That was for you, my furry little friend! 859 00:39:50,448 --> 00:39:53,482 I'm all up in you, baby! Whoo! 860 00:39:53,551 --> 00:39:56,000 He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke. 861 00:39:56,137 --> 00:39:57,034 Smart. 862 00:39:57,137 --> 00:40:00,517 [cheering] 863 00:40:00,620 --> 00:40:03,000 Holy shit. We got a point! We got a point! 864 00:40:03,103 --> 00:40:05,137 B'AVI: They found a strategy that works-- 865 00:40:05,241 --> 00:40:08,241 -replacing you. -[muffled laugh] 866 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:16,344 [indistinct chatter] 867 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:18,827 GENESIS: Well, we can't pull that off a second time, 868 00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:21,655 but at least it's not a shut-out. 869 00:40:26,551 --> 00:40:29,000 Wait. You're... you're leaving? 870 00:40:29,137 --> 00:40:31,551 You're a better captain than I am. 871 00:40:31,655 --> 00:40:33,034 The team's yours. 872 00:40:33,137 --> 00:40:36,931 LURA: What in the sweet name of Qo'noS is this? 873 00:40:40,517 --> 00:40:42,862 Why is this always on my watch? 874 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,310 You will pay! 875 00:40:44,413 --> 00:40:48,275 You will pay with blood, sweat and shame! 876 00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:50,620 Why are none of you crying?! 877 00:40:50,689 --> 00:40:52,137 -I'll cry. -Quiet! 878 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:54,344 To your chancellors! Now! 879 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,482 I got a lot of paperwork to get through. 880 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,862 None of you have been paying attention. 881 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,586 -For the record, I've actually been paying... -For the very last time, 882 00:41:09,689 --> 00:41:13,241 patience and empathy-- 883 00:41:13,344 --> 00:41:14,689 they are not concessions. 884 00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:16,655 -These are strat... -[scratching] 885 00:41:18,413 --> 00:41:19,379 Hello. 886 00:41:19,482 --> 00:41:20,620 Hi. 887 00:41:20,724 --> 00:41:23,172 Patience and empathy. 888 00:41:23,275 --> 00:41:27,517 These are strategies, tools. 889 00:41:28,310 --> 00:41:30,655 What... Mir? 890 00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:32,655 Are your pajamas covered in little accordions? 891 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,965 They are tiny warp cores. You want to say something cute 892 00:41:35,103 --> 00:41:37,137 about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? 893 00:41:37,241 --> 00:41:42,000 You want to end this war once and for all? Show some growth. 894 00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:43,793 Growth! 895 00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:45,793 Is anybody listening? 896 00:41:45,896 --> 00:41:47,172 [imitating echo]: Listening? Listening? 897 00:41:47,275 --> 00:41:49,517 There will be no more after-hours 898 00:41:49,620 --> 00:41:51,103 shenaniganizing. I'm putting the campus 899 00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:53,172 under lock and key with biometric security. 900 00:41:53,275 --> 00:41:57,758 I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball... 901 00:42:01,034 --> 00:42:03,448 -[chuckles] -...would be flattered. 902 00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:05,793 Disciplinary menial labor assignments 903 00:42:05,896 --> 00:42:08,448 will be posted tomorrow-- 30 hours a person. 904 00:42:08,551 --> 00:42:12,379 -30... -According to Item 48.9B in the rulebook, seven hours... 905 00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,310 Woo-hoo! 35. 906 00:42:14,413 --> 00:42:15,896 Any other takers? 907 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,241 Dismissed. 908 00:42:19,551 --> 00:42:21,000 Out! 909 00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:23,000 OCAM: She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules. 910 00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:25,655 Yeah. Maybe we should have just listened to what she said 911 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:28,827 -and stuck to botany. -INSTRUCTOR: Quietly now. Quiet. 912 00:42:28,896 --> 00:42:31,000 [shushes] Quietly now. 913 00:42:31,103 --> 00:42:32,482 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 914 00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:34,241 -PLANT: Quiet. -[instructor shushes] 915 00:42:34,379 --> 00:42:35,793 -[plants shush] -It's okay. 916 00:42:35,862 --> 00:42:37,965 -PLANTS: It's okay. -Almost there. 917 00:42:38,034 --> 00:42:39,482 -PLANTS: Almost there. -Quietly now. 918 00:42:39,586 --> 00:42:41,241 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 919 00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:43,965 -PLANT: Quiet. -It's okay. Almost there. 920 00:42:44,068 --> 00:42:45,793 -PLANT: It's okay. Almost there. -PLANT 2: Almost there. 921 00:42:45,862 --> 00:42:47,827 [instructor and plants shushing] 922 00:42:47,896 --> 00:42:51,413 GENESIS [chuckles]: I think the chancellor was trying to tell us something. 923 00:42:51,517 --> 00:42:54,724 I know she just said "patience" and "empathy." 924 00:42:54,827 --> 00:42:58,206 But she also said, "End the war once and for all." 925 00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,758 We're gonna prank the War College. 926 00:43:00,896 --> 00:43:02,068 Yeah. 927 00:43:02,172 --> 00:43:04,068 We're gonna prank the War College so hard, 928 00:43:04,137 --> 00:43:07,034 -they'll write songs about it. -What? Now? 929 00:43:07,103 --> 00:43:09,206 Yes, now. If I'm getting busted, 930 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:10,931 it's going to be worth it. 931 00:43:11,034 --> 00:43:12,896 We're gonna take what our chancellor taught us 932 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:15,103 and wait for the right moment-- patience. 933 00:43:15,206 --> 00:43:18,758 And hit the War College back on their level-- empathy. 934 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:20,931 Chancellor wants to see some growth? 935 00:43:21,034 --> 00:43:22,551 We're gonna show her some growth. 936 00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:24,413 We're gonna be doing disciplinary labor 937 00:43:24,482 --> 00:43:25,931 for the rest of our lives. 938 00:43:26,034 --> 00:43:28,620 RENO: This PADD is healthy as a newborn. 939 00:43:28,724 --> 00:43:30,413 What's the problem? Teething? 940 00:43:30,517 --> 00:43:33,344 -It's not receiving incoming messages. -Weird. 941 00:43:37,862 --> 00:43:38,862 DAREM: You know what? 942 00:43:38,931 --> 00:43:40,310 It's fine. 943 00:43:40,448 --> 00:43:42,068 -Uh, the problem must be on the other end. -Yeah. 944 00:43:42,172 --> 00:43:43,931 That happens. 945 00:43:44,034 --> 00:43:45,241 Look, kid, 946 00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:47,862 any message that you have to chase down 947 00:43:47,965 --> 00:43:51,103 does not deserve to be read... by you. 948 00:43:51,206 --> 00:43:53,344 It's fine. You don't... It's not... 949 00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:54,689 It's fine. 950 00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:56,793 A teenager with parental issues. 951 00:43:56,896 --> 00:43:59,000 Never before in the universe. 952 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,620 People are simple. 953 00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,206 They either show up for you or they don't. 954 00:44:03,344 --> 00:44:06,344 -Oh, there you are, Commander. -Not a good time. 955 00:44:06,448 --> 00:44:07,551 Dispensing wisdom. 956 00:44:07,655 --> 00:44:09,482 We were having turducken for dinner, 957 00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:12,655 but now it can't exist because you forgot 958 00:44:12,758 --> 00:44:14,275 to prep the replicator. 959 00:44:14,379 --> 00:44:16,103 I'm sorry, kitten. My bad. 960 00:44:16,172 --> 00:44:17,344 Are you not respecting dinner? 961 00:44:17,482 --> 00:44:19,965 Dinner is important. 962 00:44:20,034 --> 00:44:23,000 We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari? 963 00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:25,172 French. I want coq au vin. 964 00:44:25,275 --> 00:44:28,655 But with krada leg and grapok sauce. 965 00:44:28,793 --> 00:44:31,206 I'll make a res at Yvette's. See? 966 00:44:31,344 --> 00:44:34,862 Everything is gonna brie all right. 967 00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,275 -LURA: No. -Goodbye, my love. 968 00:44:37,379 --> 00:44:38,482 LURA: Even more no. 969 00:44:38,586 --> 00:44:40,103 [Reno sighs] 970 00:44:40,206 --> 00:44:42,103 French-Klingon fusion-- 971 00:44:42,206 --> 00:44:45,000 the cuisine I never knew that I needed. 972 00:44:45,103 --> 00:44:49,172 I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her. 973 00:44:49,275 --> 00:44:51,758 That's what you call showing up for someone. 974 00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:53,793 Has anyone ever done that for you? 975 00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:57,689 I don't know. Maybe someone who was furious with you? 976 00:44:57,827 --> 00:45:01,551 Or maybe someone you repeatedly underestimated? 977 00:45:01,655 --> 00:45:04,931 Who is also your classmate named 978 00:45:05,068 --> 00:45:06,379 -Genesis? -I got it, I got it. 979 00:45:06,448 --> 00:45:08,275 I didn't know. I mean, you went far away. 980 00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:10,206 I was worried about you. 981 00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:14,586 So, technically, this doesn't require violence, but... 982 00:45:14,689 --> 00:45:17,586 The honor of my friends is bound to my own. 983 00:45:17,689 --> 00:45:19,965 -I will join you. -All right. 984 00:45:20,068 --> 00:45:22,620 -This needs to go like clockwork. -Mm-hmm. 985 00:45:25,103 --> 00:45:28,000 Aah! [mutters] 986 00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:30,896 [clears throat] 987 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,655 Can I, uh...? 988 00:45:36,689 --> 00:45:40,896 Have I ever told you I used to play the belaklavion as a kid? 989 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,931 -It's a Bajoran instr... -I know what it is. 990 00:45:44,034 --> 00:45:45,137 Do I care? 991 00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:49,275 Kids across the galaxy were starving, 992 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:50,896 and I was playing fancy instruments. 993 00:45:51,034 --> 00:45:54,034 I played that thing until my fingers bled. 994 00:45:54,103 --> 00:45:56,379 My mom and dad were sitting right in the front row, 995 00:45:56,517 --> 00:45:59,068 and I... 996 00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:00,965 I missed a note. 997 00:46:02,482 --> 00:46:04,896 They left before I could finish the piece. 998 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,103 That's my family. 999 00:46:07,206 --> 00:46:10,413 You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing. 1000 00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,689 Mom and dad issues. 1001 00:46:13,724 --> 00:46:14,862 Impressive. 1002 00:46:14,965 --> 00:46:17,448 Yeah. Had to beat you at something. 1003 00:46:18,517 --> 00:46:19,862 Look, I... 1004 00:46:19,965 --> 00:46:22,551 I took advantage of you when you opened up. 1005 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:23,655 I'm sorry. 1006 00:46:23,793 --> 00:46:26,000 It's a big universe. 1007 00:46:26,137 --> 00:46:27,827 I can't expect everyone to play fair. 1008 00:46:27,931 --> 00:46:30,448 You had the right to expect it here. 1009 00:46:30,551 --> 00:46:31,793 He learned something? 1010 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:33,310 Mm. He didn't mean a word of that. 1011 00:46:33,448 --> 00:46:35,965 Shut... up... Mir. 1012 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:43,172 You lead... 1013 00:46:43,275 --> 00:46:45,241 I follow. 1014 00:46:45,310 --> 00:46:47,758 Okay. 1015 00:46:48,586 --> 00:46:51,413 Uh, one thing, though. 1016 00:46:51,482 --> 00:46:54,413 -The knife in the ribs. -[laughs] 1017 00:46:54,517 --> 00:46:57,310 Yeah. I was six. 1018 00:46:57,413 --> 00:46:59,137 Khionians have multiple appendixii. 1019 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,241 -Oh, wow. -Appendixes. 1020 00:47:01,344 --> 00:47:03,517 -Appendixes. -Let's begin. 1021 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,827 ♪ ♪ 1022 00:47:10,068 --> 00:47:11,034 The War College dorms 1023 00:47:11,137 --> 00:47:12,758 are secured during the day. 1024 00:47:12,862 --> 00:47:14,827 While the cadets are at class, someone will need 1025 00:47:14,896 --> 00:47:16,896 to disable the system so we can get in. 1026 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,310 Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance? 1027 00:47:20,413 --> 00:47:24,103 Well, uh, yeah, it's not perfect. 1028 00:47:24,206 --> 00:47:26,586 I replicated it from memory, 1029 00:47:26,689 --> 00:47:29,068 and I had to guesstimate Caleb's size. 1030 00:47:29,172 --> 00:47:31,034 -My size? -Yeah. 1031 00:47:32,275 --> 00:47:34,206 I'm not wearing that. 1032 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:35,827 Mugato, hey, what's up? 1033 00:47:35,931 --> 00:47:37,241 GENESIS: This part's way too techy 1034 00:47:37,379 --> 00:47:40,241 for anyone else to pull off. 1035 00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:41,689 Whoo! 1036 00:47:41,793 --> 00:47:42,965 Mugato. 1037 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,689 FEMALE VOICE: Attention, cadets. 1038 00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:48,379 Afternoon classes will begin in five minutes. 1039 00:47:48,482 --> 00:47:50,000 GENESIS: Kelrec teaches battlefield resilience 1040 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:52,689 every day from 1500 to 1630. 1041 00:47:52,793 --> 00:47:54,310 That is our window. 1042 00:47:54,379 --> 00:47:56,344 To temporarily disable the security system, 1043 00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:58,655 you'll need to get into his office. 1044 00:47:58,758 --> 00:48:01,862 Problem is, we need his cornea, 1045 00:48:01,965 --> 00:48:04,551 which is what the chancellor was trying to tell us. 1046 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:07,413 Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball. 1047 00:48:07,517 --> 00:48:09,793 -That's you, Darem. -You want me to remove Kelrec's eye? 1048 00:48:09,931 --> 00:48:13,000 Hi. So, yeah, like you, I originally thought 1049 00:48:13,103 --> 00:48:15,931 that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia. 1050 00:48:16,034 --> 00:48:19,482 But it turns out, pranks aren't meant to draw blood. 1051 00:48:19,586 --> 00:48:20,482 Got it. 1052 00:48:20,586 --> 00:48:23,275 Sir? Sir? 1053 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:28,275 I want to apologize for the illicit game of Calica. 1054 00:48:28,379 --> 00:48:30,379 This is a Khionian tradition. 1055 00:48:30,448 --> 00:48:31,758 You're not familiar 1056 00:48:31,896 --> 00:48:33,275 because you've never met a Khionian before, 1057 00:48:33,379 --> 00:48:35,655 -but we do this all the time. -Oh. 1058 00:48:35,758 --> 00:48:38,448 I offer you my deep remorse. 1059 00:48:38,551 --> 00:48:40,206 -That's quite enough, Cadet. -Please don't deny this 1060 00:48:40,275 --> 00:48:43,793 culturally sensitive moment, Chancellor Kelrec. 1061 00:48:53,103 --> 00:48:54,482 Thank you, sir. 1062 00:48:58,172 --> 00:49:00,241 JAY-DEN: With that polymer DNA imprint, 1063 00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:03,206 I can code the programmable biometric gel 1064 00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:07,724 to replicate any one of Kelrec's body parts. 1065 00:49:14,379 --> 00:49:16,724 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 1066 00:49:16,862 --> 00:49:20,137 -CALEB: Yes. -Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 1067 00:49:20,206 --> 00:49:21,620 CALEB: So, once in, I'll override 1068 00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:23,137 the security grid so it shuts off, 1069 00:49:23,206 --> 00:49:26,103 but it'll only last 60 seconds. 1070 00:49:26,206 --> 00:49:28,517 We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages 1071 00:49:28,586 --> 00:49:30,206 while the cadets are at class. 1072 00:49:31,206 --> 00:49:34,689 It's go time. [chuckles] 1073 00:49:36,034 --> 00:49:37,862 And I'll deliver the gifts 1074 00:49:37,965 --> 00:49:39,931 and be out in under a minute, like Santa. 1075 00:49:40,068 --> 00:49:43,241 GENESIS: Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced 1076 00:49:43,379 --> 00:49:44,827 the growth accelerant. 1077 00:49:44,931 --> 00:49:46,896 Nahla's plants were a little too cute for our purpose. 1078 00:49:48,344 --> 00:49:50,000 You'll see. 1079 00:49:52,379 --> 00:49:54,793 Once the security system comes back on line, 1080 00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:56,310 you'll need to haul ass 1081 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:57,827 and make sure you don't get caught. 1082 00:49:57,896 --> 00:49:59,517 TARIMA: Hi, Caleb. 1083 00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:02,586 Where you running off to? 1084 00:50:02,689 --> 00:50:04,482 CALEB [high-pitched]: Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb? 1085 00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:06,551 And you should be in class, young lady. 1086 00:50:06,689 --> 00:50:08,068 -You should be ashamed of yourself. -Just stop. 1087 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,241 Okay? I can sense you 1088 00:50:09,379 --> 00:50:12,482 through this ridiculous outfit. 1089 00:50:12,586 --> 00:50:14,620 Can we talk? 1090 00:50:15,689 --> 00:50:17,689 CALEB [sighs]: Do we have to? 1091 00:50:17,793 --> 00:50:19,586 [grunts softly] 1092 00:50:20,448 --> 00:50:22,000 [exhales] 1093 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:24,965 I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose the War College. 1094 00:50:25,068 --> 00:50:28,344 I should have. I owed you that. 1095 00:50:28,448 --> 00:50:30,931 I just... 1096 00:50:31,034 --> 00:50:32,896 I didn't know how. 1097 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,344 -You make me feel... -Amazing? 1098 00:50:35,448 --> 00:50:37,344 Exhilarated? Nuts? 1099 00:50:37,482 --> 00:50:39,000 Out of control. 1100 00:50:40,172 --> 00:50:42,965 I'm not like other Betazoids. 1101 00:50:43,068 --> 00:50:45,896 Back home I was able to manage it. 1102 00:50:46,034 --> 00:50:49,137 Now that I have the freedom to go where I want 1103 00:50:49,206 --> 00:50:52,551 and be who I want, that freedom... 1104 00:50:53,379 --> 00:50:54,793 ...it cost me something. 1105 00:50:54,862 --> 00:50:56,931 I think I'm getting the picture. 1106 00:50:57,034 --> 00:50:59,655 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 1107 00:50:59,758 --> 00:51:03,551 I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline 1108 00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,482 of being in control of myself. 1109 00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:08,517 Okay, this place, it's-it's who I am. 1110 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:11,724 -I mean, it's who I have to be. -Oh, come on. 1111 00:51:11,827 --> 00:51:14,827 You're no more "this place" than I'm the Academy. 1112 00:51:14,931 --> 00:51:18,172 Okay? Please don't fall for this "us versus them" shit. 1113 00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:20,551 You're the one who's angry 1114 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,586 'cause I didn't choose your team. 1115 00:51:22,655 --> 00:51:24,758 You're at the Academy now, and you need 1116 00:51:24,862 --> 00:51:27,310 everyone to pick it with you because... 1117 00:51:27,448 --> 00:51:29,448 you don't have the guts to face your own choice. 1118 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:31,310 I didn't choose anything. 1119 00:51:32,241 --> 00:51:34,310 It was either this or prison. 1120 00:51:34,448 --> 00:51:35,931 Okay? And I'm-I'm not... 1121 00:51:36,034 --> 00:51:38,275 What are you...? 1122 00:51:41,344 --> 00:51:43,172 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 1123 00:51:46,965 --> 00:51:49,206 You're fighting yourself so hard. 1124 00:51:50,103 --> 00:51:54,586 Convincing yourself not to care about this place... 1125 00:51:54,724 --> 00:51:56,137 these people. 1126 00:51:56,241 --> 00:51:59,689 But I could feel you during the game, Caleb. 1127 00:51:59,758 --> 00:52:01,689 I can feel it now. 1128 00:52:01,793 --> 00:52:06,206 This is the first time you've felt part of a group. 1129 00:52:07,551 --> 00:52:08,793 And you like it. 1130 00:52:08,862 --> 00:52:10,206 [scoffs] 1131 00:52:11,448 --> 00:52:14,034 But you're afraid they'll let you down. 1132 00:52:15,379 --> 00:52:19,517 Control is... 1133 00:52:20,379 --> 00:52:21,896 [laughs softly] 1134 00:52:22,758 --> 00:52:25,137 ...overrated. 1135 00:52:29,931 --> 00:52:32,103 -[alarm sounding] -I win. 1136 00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:34,827 [laughs] 1137 00:52:34,965 --> 00:52:38,000 -This isn't over. -Mm-hmm, that's for sure. 1138 00:52:38,862 --> 00:52:40,344 DAREM: Hey! 1139 00:52:40,482 --> 00:52:42,137 Hey! Mr. Mugato. 1140 00:52:42,241 --> 00:52:43,379 Over here, come on. 1141 00:52:44,965 --> 00:52:46,896 Come on. 1142 00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:51,517 HOLO-GUARD: No running in the hallways. 1143 00:52:52,931 --> 00:52:55,620 No running in the hallways! 1144 00:52:56,448 --> 00:52:58,862 -Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. -Ah! 1145 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,310 Thought you might need to be rescued. 1146 00:53:00,413 --> 00:53:02,068 The geniuses left their transporter module 1147 00:53:02,172 --> 00:53:03,551 in our changing room. 1148 00:53:03,655 --> 00:53:04,896 CALEB: Not bad. 1149 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,068 How'd you find it? 1150 00:53:06,206 --> 00:53:07,586 Because I'm an all-seeing genius. 1151 00:53:08,862 --> 00:53:10,344 Chancellor assigned me lavatory duty. 1152 00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:11,620 Damn it, she's good. 1153 00:53:11,724 --> 00:53:13,620 No running in the stairwell. 1154 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:17,758 GENESIS: Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise and... 1155 00:53:17,896 --> 00:53:19,448 [female screams] 1156 00:53:19,551 --> 00:53:21,758 [cadets screaming] 1157 00:53:39,379 --> 00:53:41,172 Kyle, come on. 1158 00:53:41,275 --> 00:53:43,413 I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1159 00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:46,655 I am going to literally rip them to shreds! 1160 00:53:46,758 --> 00:53:48,620 PLANT: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1161 00:53:48,758 --> 00:53:51,793 PLANT 2: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1162 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,620 [overlapping plant chatter] 1163 00:53:53,724 --> 00:53:56,413 [cadets screaming] 1164 00:53:59,586 --> 00:54:01,206 What the hell is going on? 1165 00:54:01,310 --> 00:54:04,827 PLANTS: What the hell is going on? 1166 00:54:04,931 --> 00:54:06,931 -CADET: What are these things?! -CADET 2: Get outside! 1167 00:54:07,034 --> 00:54:08,275 PLANT: Get outside! 1168 00:54:10,379 --> 00:54:11,931 Oh! 1169 00:54:12,034 --> 00:54:16,103 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 1170 00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:21,068 Good morning. 1171 00:54:21,862 --> 00:54:24,103 Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now? 1172 00:54:24,206 --> 00:54:27,000 We are going to rip those weeds out and shove them 1173 00:54:27,103 --> 00:54:29,310 so far down your throat, you're gonna shit chlorophyll. 1174 00:54:29,448 --> 00:54:32,172 You will not. 1175 00:54:32,275 --> 00:54:33,448 Fall in. 1176 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:39,482 The Vitus Reflux is a protected species 1177 00:54:39,586 --> 00:54:42,275 under Starfleet regulation 286.3. 1178 00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:46,137 286.4, actually. 1179 00:54:46,965 --> 00:54:48,862 Unless I'm mistaken, 1180 00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:51,379 it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood 1181 00:54:51,482 --> 00:54:53,724 is a, a crime. 1182 00:54:53,827 --> 00:54:55,551 Maturation takes longer 1183 00:54:55,655 --> 00:54:59,758 if those plants sense any stress, 1184 00:54:59,827 --> 00:55:02,827 so keep calm if you can. 1185 00:55:03,689 --> 00:55:04,896 Oh, and it helps 1186 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,551 to talk to them with patience. 1187 00:55:07,655 --> 00:55:09,896 And empathy. 1188 00:55:10,034 --> 00:55:11,931 [PADD chimes] 1189 00:55:12,896 --> 00:55:14,034 Oh. 1190 00:55:14,137 --> 00:55:16,482 Oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor. 1191 00:55:16,551 --> 00:55:17,931 Oh. 1192 00:55:18,034 --> 00:55:19,724 They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, 1193 00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:23,689 so you might want to try and, you know... 1194 00:55:23,827 --> 00:55:24,896 tidy up. 1195 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,103 Shall we? 1196 00:55:26,206 --> 00:55:27,551 I yield. 1197 00:55:28,551 --> 00:55:30,862 The victory is yours. 1198 00:55:31,655 --> 00:55:34,344 I commend your cadets for their efforts. 1199 00:55:34,448 --> 00:55:36,034 And I yours. 1200 00:55:38,137 --> 00:55:40,551 They learned from the best. 1201 00:55:41,862 --> 00:55:45,448 -[Sam giggling] -The best? The best? 1202 00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:52,620 Later, guys. 1203 00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:54,275 Good luck. 1204 00:55:58,172 --> 00:55:59,862 CALEB: It was you, wasn't it? 1205 00:55:59,931 --> 00:56:01,965 You were one of the cadets who transported the first years 1206 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:03,758 to the roof all those years ago. 1207 00:56:03,896 --> 00:56:05,586 NAHLA: What was that word you used? 1208 00:56:05,689 --> 00:56:08,241 -Legendary? -[scoffs] 1209 00:56:08,310 --> 00:56:09,655 -[laughing] -You've been dropping hints 1210 00:56:09,758 --> 00:56:10,862 since the War College first hit us. 1211 00:56:10,931 --> 00:56:13,379 Empathy plants, Kelrec's eyeball. 1212 00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:15,310 You even said, "Show me some growth." 1213 00:56:15,448 --> 00:56:17,586 -[laughing]: I know. -And then you made us think it was our idea. 1214 00:56:17,724 --> 00:56:19,068 Why didn't you just tell us? 1215 00:56:19,137 --> 00:56:21,448 And let you cheat? Like Kelrec? 1216 00:56:21,551 --> 00:56:23,551 Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it, 1217 00:56:23,655 --> 00:56:24,965 and you did. 1218 00:56:25,068 --> 00:56:28,620 You executed it with exceptional brilliance 1219 00:56:28,724 --> 00:56:30,448 and grace. 1220 00:56:31,241 --> 00:56:32,965 -Sort of. -Man, 1221 00:56:33,068 --> 00:56:35,517 why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place? 1222 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,931 'Cause it's a school, Caleb. 1223 00:56:37,034 --> 00:56:39,172 [both laugh] 1224 00:56:39,275 --> 00:56:41,827 And it's how we were taught. 1225 00:56:42,620 --> 00:56:45,965 The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles. 1226 00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:48,413 I'm teaching you to end wars. 1227 00:56:48,482 --> 00:56:51,793 To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy 1228 00:56:51,896 --> 00:56:54,586 and the empathy to understand your opponents 1229 00:56:54,724 --> 00:56:57,103 so you can disarm them. 1230 00:56:57,965 --> 00:57:00,965 That's what Starfleet needs to be again. 1231 00:57:01,103 --> 00:57:05,655 And leading through fear alone makes that impossible. 1232 00:57:07,103 --> 00:57:08,896 [sighs] 1233 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:15,379 So, like, what would you say to someone 1234 00:57:15,482 --> 00:57:20,172 who just keeps choosing fear? 1235 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,379 I literally am asking for a friend. 1236 00:57:27,482 --> 00:57:29,551 [sighs] 1237 00:57:29,689 --> 00:57:33,827 It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself. 1238 00:57:33,931 --> 00:57:35,344 [exhales] Wow. 1239 00:57:35,482 --> 00:57:36,758 Hard lesson. 1240 00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:40,344 But not all opponents are enemies. 1241 00:57:40,482 --> 00:57:43,000 And the more you play, the more they help you 1242 00:57:43,137 --> 00:57:44,793 live up to your potential. 1243 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:47,000 Maybe you could do that for your friend. 1244 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:49,344 Maybe. 1245 00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:52,000 We'll see. 1246 00:57:59,172 --> 00:58:01,103 [exhales] 1247 00:58:02,551 --> 00:58:04,758 [laughs softly] 1248 00:58:05,724 --> 00:58:07,620 [sighs] 1249 00:58:23,655 --> 00:58:26,586 [laughs] 1250 00:58:27,517 --> 00:58:29,689 LURA: Did you have this all gamed 1251 00:58:29,758 --> 00:58:31,931 when I first came into your office? 1252 00:58:32,034 --> 00:58:33,413 Not really. 1253 00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:36,275 But when you doubled down on the plant analogies, 1254 00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:38,689 it all came together. 1255 00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:40,241 I would have thanked you, 1256 00:58:40,379 --> 00:58:44,379 but I figured you'd need plausible deniability 1257 00:58:44,482 --> 00:58:47,241 if the oversight committee ever found out 1258 00:58:47,344 --> 00:58:51,206 the new chancellor had shenanned. 1259 00:58:53,827 --> 00:58:58,413 I... appreciate it. 1260 00:58:59,931 --> 00:59:01,862 I knew you were doing your job. 1261 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,827 And you were doing yours. 1262 00:59:05,965 --> 00:59:07,931 I'll admit I couldn't see that. 1263 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,172 I should have trusted it. 1264 00:59:10,310 --> 00:59:12,862 I'm going to meditate on trust. 1265 00:59:12,965 --> 00:59:15,172 What do you usually meditate on? 1266 00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:16,620 Decapitation. 1267 00:59:16,758 --> 00:59:18,620 [laughs] 1268 00:59:21,482 --> 00:59:23,241 DAREM: Dear Mother and Father... 1269 00:59:24,034 --> 00:59:27,275 Academy training remains rigorous, as expected. 1270 00:59:28,655 --> 00:59:31,931 What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate 1271 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,103 are the lessons in leadership 1272 00:59:34,206 --> 00:59:36,413 that I could've never received anywhere else. 1273 00:59:36,517 --> 00:59:38,655 GENESIS: I think that one's mine. 1274 00:59:41,827 --> 00:59:43,379 Aye, Captain. 1275 00:59:44,241 --> 00:59:45,620 It's fascinating, really, 1276 00:59:45,724 --> 00:59:48,586 to be a part of a community where excellence 1277 00:59:48,655 --> 00:59:50,310 is prized and rewarded 1278 00:59:50,413 --> 00:59:54,103 but not to the detriment of its individual members. 1279 00:59:54,172 --> 00:59:57,137 One can lead and be led 1280 00:59:57,241 --> 00:59:59,586 with empathy, patience. 1281 00:59:59,689 --> 01:00:03,241 And not just for others but for oneself as well. 1282 01:00:03,344 --> 01:00:04,827 SAM: Aye, Captain. 1283 01:00:04,931 --> 01:00:07,241 DAREM: I never knew such a thing was possible. 1284 01:00:07,310 --> 01:00:09,344 [chuckles] 1285 01:00:13,034 --> 01:00:18,551 Perhaps this is what friendship and family are meant to be. 1286 01:00:19,344 --> 01:00:22,206 Perhaps this is who I am meant to be. 1287 01:00:36,448 --> 01:00:38,000 GENESIS: Heads up. 1288 01:00:42,793 --> 01:00:44,931 Welcome to the team. 1289 01:01:06,172 --> 01:01:07,551 It's perfect. 1290 01:01:10,172 --> 01:01:12,310 Check this guy out. 1291 01:01:12,413 --> 01:01:14,586 [all oohing] 1292 01:01:17,482 --> 01:01:21,034 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1293 01:01:21,103 --> 01:01:25,344 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org91648