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It's not true.

Thanks for the lift, boys.

Now who's going to be the first to do something stupid?

Looks like we got a winner.

Who's that?

Damn it, Logan. These guys aren't cheap.

Yeah, well, whatever you're paying them, it's far too much.

These guys are saved your hairy ass from the flying pan.

Cargo ship from Magipor?

Omega Red.

Ring any bell?

Let's talk.

Domino, we've got intelligence that Sabretooth and Lady Deathstrike are

delivering a package to the old Weapon X facility upstate.

We want Sabretooth.

Normally I would give this to X -Force.

You're going to like this part.

Wolverine will do everything he can to kill Sabretooth.

And I want him alive.

Bring me Sabretooth and leave Wolverine out of it.

I'm in over my head.

It's not my problem.

You aren't going to pass up the shot with Victor Creed.

The last thing I want to do right now is go ten rounds with Sabretooth.

Bullshit!

I'm sorry.

Let's discuss it over dinner.

Or we could discuss it over me.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My father wishes you good fortune for tomorrow's duel.

It is our custom.

I'm sorry I cannot wish him the same.

I want to beat him and marry you.

Do not be angry, Logan -san.

It is our custom also.

You are Gaijin.

In order to wed, you must prove your worth.

Like the swords you fight with, it is symbolic.

Be nervous for tomorrow, Princess.

I do not enjoy the waiting.

Surely Master Logan has the perfect match for your father.

Logan's son is a fierce warrior.

But my father is the most skilled swordsman the Yoshida clan has ever

I fear tonight they will not be able to sleep.

I will distract you.

Amen to all.

Where'd you go?

None of your business.

I was just thinking about a woman.

Should I be jealous?

Hardly. She's dead.

You kill her?

As good as.

Doesn't matter.

It was a long time ago.

What are you doing?

You idiot!

Get down off that roof!

Whoa. Easy, sweetheart.

Hey, he'd be easy.

Hey, wait a minute. Weren't you the, uh, centerfold in last month's Guns and

Mail? You know this clown?

Clown?

I look like a clown?

I gotta stop asking that.

What are you doing here, kid?

Oh, you know.

Checking out a little fire by the docks.

And, uh, I saw four jarheads dragging you out of a Russian crater, and I

I should keep an eye on you.

Yeah, well, obviously, I'm fine.

You should go back.

What, and, like, take a bus?

I mean, I'm kind of short on pockets.

This is my luck, Joaquin.

Don't argue.

This is not your kind of deal, kid.

Too messy.

Weren't you looking at Popeye over here? I mean, come on.

I'm lucky.

Suit yourself.

Hey, um, really, you should, uh, I'm not putting a stake on that.

are explicit from Stryker.

Wolverine is coming. We wait.

Fuck Stryker!

You two are a barrel of laugh.

Your humor isn't appropriate, Satchel.

Is it monkey?

Or fish?

Definitely not laugh.

I swear to God, I'm gonna rip your fucking head off.

That'll just grow back.

Ignore him, Cybertooth.

I'm not going to sit here and be ignored.

I'm going to go find something cute and cuddly to play with, and then torture

it.

Calm yourself, Victor.

Come on, let's try it.

Oh, my God.

Nice.

Hello.

Do you want to touch your balls?

Yeah, it's okay.

It's gonna be alright.

It's gonna be alright.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Thank you.

Yeah.

God bless.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come all over.

Yeah, wear a saber tooth.

Really?

You don't need Fido here to follow that smell.

So, uh, what is this place anyway?

I don't know, but it looks familiar.

It should, old buddy. Home sweet home.

Man, I ain't got time for this idiot.

What's the name calling?

I mean, I called him Fido back there, but... Did you kill him?

We need to get moving. Oh, did you kill him? Is that supposed to be okay?

Trust me, you'll be fine.

What is it?

I'm fine.

Sabretooth.

I'm going after him.

Like us.

We've killed enough time.

Go check on Deadpool.

I think you should mention that because time's not the only thing we have

killed. Take it from me, kid.

Getting killed doesn't necessarily mean it's the end of the fight.

I thought I was supposed to be the funny guy.

Well, this is funny.

I also was under the impression that you were one of the good guys.

One of the things that I've always been on.

Logan.

Nice suit.

Decided to go retro.

I got tired of you wearing my colors.

I think you got that backwards.

Oh, and by the way, happy birthday, grunt.

It ain't my birthday.

How the fuck would you know?

I think

my mother

says time for me to go outside now.

Ah,

okay.

Thank you, Nathan.

You had him on the ropes.

Yeah, well.

So, uh, what exactly is it that you're doing here?

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Phoenix and Slogan was in trouble.

I was the closest.

We take care of our own.

I'm gonna figure out what's really going on here. Okay, I wouldn't do that if I

were you.

Yeah, he's not dropping.

That's what's dark.

His healing power is so strong.

I can touch him.

Okay, I like where this is going.

His mind is like a sewer.

You have no idea.

You know, I don't have a healing factor.

It doesn't matter.

His power is overriding mine.

You can touch me.

You just keep your sticky paws to yourself, Web Slinger. I have

anyway.

Well, as long as Nutball's occupied.

I feel like my life just lapped itself.

I'm so sorry I didn't get to you sooner.

Rogue was distracted.

What happened to Sabretooth and Domino?

Spider -Man and I searched the whole facility, but we didn't find anybody but

you. I got set up.

I scanned your memory while you were unconscious, and we do not believe that

Weapon X facility is where you were born, but rather where you were altered.

What do you mean?

The professor thinks they experimented on you.

Laced your skeleton with adamantium.

Grafted your healing powers onto other mutants, like Lady Deathstrike and

Deadpool.

In saber -tooth.

Rogue and I will give you a moment to relax.

Where's Scott?

Antarctica.

Now this land.

With Nightcrawler and Colossus.

He left you here unprotected?

Believe me, I'm fully capable of protecting myself.

From me?

No.

Not from you.

Hey, try not to hurt yourself while you're sucking your own dick, young

You got the job done.

That's right, she did.

But I don't like it.

We all have people to answer to, Colonel. We all have superiors.

Speak for yourself, Striker.

It's irrelevant.

All that matters is that we have Wolverine's DNA.

Are you sure you got the sample?

Apparently, Lady Deathrite procured the Sabretooth sample in the same fashion.

You get what you came for, Cornelius, and I'm on a timetable.

Don't worry about your timetable, General.

Domina here has just provided us with the last piece of the puzzle.

Who is she?

Another freak for your menagerie?

Oh no, she's quite unique.

She's X -23.

Wolverine's daughter.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

We know