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Four in the bloody morning.
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Well, I couldn't sleep, so I thought I
would see if you were down for a
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session.
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Also, it's Vers, you dumbass.
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Vers is the name of the Imperial Army
General who led the assault on Hoth in
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Empire Strikes Back.
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Yeah, well, whatever.
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Fucking trick.
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What did you say to me? Coffee, rock and
roll, and I'll see you in the gym.
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I'm not having weird dreams again.
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You need to let the breath be your
emotion.
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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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The warrior shows emotion.
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It's very.
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Danger. It's birth, goddammit! And if
you wanted someone that shows no
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you should have cast Brie Larson.
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Shit.
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I slipped.
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Right. Due to me blasting you for not
being able to pull off a decent American
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accent. Alright, how about this for an
American accent?
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Hey, bro!
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How about some flaccid? I learned this
the other day.
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Yeah, remember, you could lose your
photons that power at any time.
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Except it comes from that implant that I
put in your neck.
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And yeah, it does look a lot like the
power inhibitor implant from Angels and
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Shields, crossed with the shock
controller from Thor Ragnarok.
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I'm not going to get into that.
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Yeah, let's not.
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So, tell me about these dreams.
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What did you see?
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That's true. I don't know. It's like
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a kind of porn, actually.
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That's a girl.
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Oh. Do you know what the supreme
intelligence looks like?
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Nobody knows what the supreme
intelligence looks like. It's true,
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this.
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Our subconscious chooses how it appears
to us.
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It could resemble someone to admire.
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What is that? Oh.
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which would explain the sexual nature of
these visions.
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Tell me, do you see me in your dreams?
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Oh, not at all, actually.
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You've been staring at my tits, bouncing
around all day.
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Oh, you noticed?
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But I never get to know what a real
woman feels like. Oh, I do, do I? Yeah.
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You want me to kick your ass?
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You're very sure of yourself, aren't
you, darling?
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Your mouth is more useful there.
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You're right about that.
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Yes, just like that.
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Yes.
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Stick your tongue out further.
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Yes.
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What else did you think my pussy was
glowing?
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I need some of that.
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That's what you need to have.
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You are a dirty girl, aren't you?
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Don't do it like that. Don't do it.
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Yeah, fuck yeah.
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Fuck yeah.
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You're not pissed I woke you up in the
morning.
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I think I got over it. Yeah.
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I fucking will.
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It's four o 'clock in the fucking
morning.
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You don't have to fucking mock me, don't
you?
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You don't want my cocking up, right?
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I think it's dick -sucking o 'clock in
the morning.
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Yeah, I think you're fucking right.
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Fuck yeah, I like
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that. Nice try.
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Fuck me.
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Fuck yeah, suck those fucking balls.
Jack my cock wave.
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Mm -hmm.
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There you go. There you go.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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How could one get to my pussy?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, monster, monster, monster.
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Yes, do it more, do it more, do it more.
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Yes, do it.
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Is that what you really want?
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Yes, do it.
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You really feel my fingers on the other
side, don't you?
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Don't you?
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Fuck you.
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Let's do it again.
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Oh, this is fucking long.
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God, fuck you.
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Fuck the couple, man.
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I'm going to do what I want.
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I'm going to do what I want.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Fuck. Have some bloody good fucking
shit, Beth.
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Fuck.
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Oh, yes.
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Come here, you little fucking ass. Yes.
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Come here, Laura.
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Oh, nice and slow. Just like that.
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Oh my fucking god.
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Yes.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Oh,
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Virgie, take that cock like a fucking
champion.
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I'm gonna rub my pussy.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Here it comes.
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Here it comes.
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That was bloody marvelous.
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I think I'm going to call you Miss
Marvel.
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Uh, I'd rather you not.
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You know what, you're right.
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I would be totally disrespectful to your
rent.
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How about Captain Marvel?
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That does have a nice wing to it.
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Yeah?
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So you ready for tomorrow's mission?
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Don't I look ready?
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Yep.
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You look ready, all right.
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But you'll be on your own.
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And we can't risk the squirrels
capturing you and mind -fracking through
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memories.
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Like the eternal sunshine of the
spotless mind.
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True.
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Although, Jim Carrey was actually good
in that.
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And, is it just me, or do the scrolls
kind of look like the mask?
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Smoking!
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Alright,
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no matter what happens, don't get
caught. And if you do get caught, don't
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them anything.
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There's a lot of dirty little secrets
hidden in that mind of yours.
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I mean, I should know.
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I put them there.
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Copy that. No motion.
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That's my girl.
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I think what you meant to say was, yes,
Captain.
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Yes, Captain.
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That's a good boy.
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Now, let me go kick some Skrull ass.
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Over and out.
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Me getting caught.
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These little green goblins could ever.
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Sing, Amra.
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Sing, Amra.
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Oh,
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my
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God.
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Thank you.
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Cool.
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I'm glad you stuck your friend's cock.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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you're going to look good. Yeah.
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Oh, you think you're going to stick
those girl cocks inside of me? Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes, yes.
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Looks like you haven't fucked in a
while.
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I don't get pussyed very often, do you
up here?
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Yes.
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That looks so good, doesn't it?
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Yes, right there.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to blame you.
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Oh, fuck.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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I told you guys I'd show you some
emotion.
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Is that enough for you?
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I'm going to show you both what it's
like to come from a real woman.
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Bring those movies.
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Bring those movies.
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I want you to give me all that.
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Give me all of it.
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Give me it.
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Give me those fucking balls.
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I want all of that.
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Come on.
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Give me it.
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I showed you some fucking emotion. Now
give me it.
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Come on. Give me it.
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All of it.
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Every last drop.
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Come on.
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Nah, come on.
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Alright guys,
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well, thank you for the ride.
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I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
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Night.
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Oh, that's convenient.
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Where's the Starforce Command V copy?
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Viv?
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Good lord.
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Where are you? I have no idea.
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The Skrulls captured me.
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I ran away and stole one of their escape
pods. I just... I can't find the
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goddamn owner's manual.
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Do you know how to pilot one of these
things?
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Uh, nope.
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Sorry, Captain.
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Are you sure?
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Or are you retaliating because you're
still butthurt? You didn't end up
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Mar -Vell.
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Absolute nonsense.
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You know I'll be revealed as Mar -Vell
in the sequel?
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Yeah, no.
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But they did get you to hit the gym by
dangling that carrot in front of you. So
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there's that.
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You're fully mistaken.
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And also, it looks like you're about to
crash onto planet C -53.
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Right.
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That one's only 20 calories.
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Please, motherfucker!
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Do you understand me?
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Is my universal translator working?
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Yeah, I understand you.
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Well, let's see if you understand me.
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Put your motherfucking hands in the air!
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Star Force Command, do you copy?
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Let me guess.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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Look,
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I'm on this dumb planet, and there's a
guy in here that looks like Samuel L.
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Jackson from Pulp Fiction.
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He's putting some sort of ancient
-looking flash around me.
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Sorry, Viz.
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It seems like they took you from the
epic space movie quadrant over to the
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cop movie quadrant.
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It's going to take at least one full act
to get you there.
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Please try staying one piece until we
can fix the genre, okay?
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In the meantime, why don't you go to
Louisiana?
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Try and find Maria Rambeau. Who?
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I've been free, motherfucker!
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Sorry,
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what was that?
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Who's this Rambeau girl, and is Stallone
involved?
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She's the black girl you see in your
dreams.
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You guys used to be best friends.
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Maybe something a little bit more than
that if you ask me.
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Where do I find her?
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The scrolls were looking for a
coordinate to a house in your brain.
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So I guess you already know where to go.
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Fine.
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I'll just do a quick cerebral search and
get my new mismatched partner to
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drive me there.
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Got it.
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Yo, buddy, what's your name again?
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Fury.
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Nicholas Joseph Fury.
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All right, serious.
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I'm going to need you to help me find my
best friend.
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Help you?
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You just went galactic on my eye, space
lady.
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I don't even know your name.
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Neither do I, actually.
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They call me Verz, but I suspect there's
more to that than meets the eye.
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No pun intended.
272
00:49:52,530 --> 00:49:56,630
I guess you could call me Captain
Marvel.
273
00:49:57,410 --> 00:49:59,690
Shit. You a captain?
274
00:50:00,770 --> 00:50:05,770
Look, I've been having these really
weird dreams lately.
275
00:50:07,830 --> 00:50:12,270
I have this feeling half the universe is
about to be wiped out.
276
00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,530
Just like that.
277
00:50:16,510 --> 00:50:18,670
I really need your help, Sirius.
278
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,410
We don't have much time.
279
00:50:24,110 --> 00:50:25,110
It's viewer week.
280
00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:28,410
And you're going to need some proper
clothes.
281
00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:32,050
Yeah, and you're going to need a haircut
and an eye patch.
282
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:08,400
So you may have a spaceship, but I got
me an Italian sports car.
283
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:14,700
Nice.
284
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,640
So, where are we going?
285
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:31,260
29 .9511 North.
286
00:51:31,790 --> 00:51:35,770
90 .0715 West. Ah, coordinates.
287
00:51:36,430 --> 00:51:40,310
Well, here is my GPS.
288
00:51:48,570 --> 00:51:51,290
And here is your lunch.
289
00:51:51,830 --> 00:51:53,550
Oh, shit.
290
00:51:53,990 --> 00:51:55,990
I knew I left it somewhere.
291
00:52:00,910 --> 00:52:03,030
Now this is one tasty burger.
292
00:52:07,450 --> 00:52:09,410
Looks like this place called Norlin.
293
00:52:10,270 --> 00:52:11,910
What? Nola?
294
00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:17,070
Are you out of your motherfucking mind?
That's 3 ,000 miles away from here.
295
00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,650
Don't worry, Sirius.
296
00:52:20,910 --> 00:52:22,970
I'll make the ride enjoyable for you.
297
00:52:23,890 --> 00:52:25,730
You make me feel good.
298
00:52:58,390 --> 00:52:59,910
Don't crash the car, Furious.
299
00:54:30,779 --> 00:54:33,400
You're not mad at me for blasting your
eye anymore, are you?
300
00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:35,060
What eye?
301
00:54:56,110 --> 00:54:57,110
Oh, God.
302
00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:42,070
That's it, don't stop.
303
00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:50,150
Just like that.
304
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:54,370
You
305
00:55:54,370 --> 00:56:05,390
better
306
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:09,190
be watching the road, Ferris, with your
one eye.
307
00:56:29,230 --> 00:56:30,230
God, that's good.
308
00:57:03,150 --> 00:57:05,610
Keep your hands on the wheels, Furious.
Oh, God.
309
00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:08,910
Oh, that's it, girl.
310
00:57:09,630 --> 00:57:10,630
That's it. I'm close.
311
00:57:11,470 --> 00:57:12,470
I'm close.
312
00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:13,750
I'm close.
313
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,220
Your tongue feels so fucking good.
314
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,740
Oh, my God.
315
00:57:56,980 --> 00:57:59,240
Watch the road, Furious. Oh, fuck, yeah.
316
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:12,460
Keep your hands in the wheelchair.
317
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:15,280
One more.
318
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Oh, yeah.
319
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,700
Oh, yeah.
320
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,520
Paying attention with your one eye?
Yeah.
321
00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,690
Shit, girl, it's not my fault.
322
00:58:28,490 --> 00:58:29,630
You blasted me.
323
00:58:31,710 --> 00:58:34,010
Yeah, you really do need to be blasted,
huh?
324
00:58:34,370 --> 00:58:35,590
I'm about to blast.
325
00:58:35,830 --> 00:58:36,830
Yeah?
326
00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:48,910
Keep your hand on the... You
327
00:58:48,910 --> 00:58:52,710
didn't land on this dumb planet to die
on it.
328
00:59:33,010 --> 00:59:34,450
Oh, fuck.
329
00:59:35,390 --> 00:59:36,650
Oh, God.
330
00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:45,430
I think you made a mess there. Oh, God.
331
00:59:48,630 --> 00:59:50,590
Keep driving. I'm trying.
332
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:54,690
Again?
333
01:00:19,820 --> 01:00:20,900
Now that was exhausting.
334
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:22,820
You make me feel good.
335
01:00:25,060 --> 01:00:26,280
Tell me about it.
336
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:28,560
I feel like Johnny.
337
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,740
But it was still worth it, right?
338
01:01:44,170 --> 01:01:45,170
There she is.
339
01:01:45,590 --> 01:01:48,350
Seems like all that blowing's finally
jogged your memory.
340
01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:50,650
Hmm?
341
01:01:51,050 --> 01:01:52,350
I know what you're thinking.
342
01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:57,570
Where's the record player in? Why didn't
you play Come As You Are by Nirvana?
343
01:01:58,190 --> 01:02:03,350
Well, my dear, that's because nobody
gave a shit about vinyl in 1990, which
344
01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:04,930
the year you allegedly left the earth.
345
01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:11,110
And Come As You Are came out in 91, so
there's no fucking way that could have
346
01:02:11,110 --> 01:02:12,110
been in your brain.
347
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:17,380
Actually, I'm just wondering why I
turned a different color in the third
348
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:19,560
Oh, that.
349
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:25,440
Well, the fans went ballistic when some
set pictures of Brie Larkin wearing the
350
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,440
green costume leaked.
351
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:31,220
I mean, I'm not sure if it was the color
or the fact that she had no act.
352
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:36,360
But trust me, we've done plenty of
reshoots, and just pretend the red and
353
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,700
costume was the plan all along.
354
01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:41,500
Uh, this is not the mainstream movie,
and...
355
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,180
I'm not Brie Larson.
356
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,620
Okay. The green costume of a nightmare
with all those greens.
357
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,080
Happy now?
358
01:02:52,180 --> 01:02:56,300
Yeah. That makes more sense. But who the
fuck are you?
359
01:02:56,860 --> 01:03:01,820
I thought you were supposed to resemble
somebody I admire.
360
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:08,820
Or... Desire?
361
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:15,060
Look. No offense, you're pretty and all,
but I'm really into dick.
362
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:17,840
Really now?
363
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,200
Now we're talking.
364
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,400
Yes!
365
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:44,860
She may not have the same intelligence.
366
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:24,120
I don't know.
367
01:13:32,910 --> 01:13:33,910
What the fuck, girl?
368
01:13:37,170 --> 01:13:39,270
Sorry, I got lightheaded for a moment.
369
01:13:44,110 --> 01:13:45,230
Are you alright?
370
01:13:46,810 --> 01:13:47,930
I think so.
371
01:13:53,450 --> 01:13:54,630
Is this the place?
372
01:13:55,290 --> 01:13:57,190
Yeah, this is definitely the place.
373
01:13:57,790 --> 01:14:01,470
Good. Because I could use me a nap and a
bidet.
374
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:02,800
A what?
375
01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:04,180
A bidet.
376
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:05,520
It's French.
377
01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,760
For ass wash.
378
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:11,120
Hey, you know what they call a quarter
pounder with cheese in France?
379
01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:30,740
Excuse me, ma 'am. I was wondering if we
could ask you for...
380
01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:32,320
Ah, motherfucker.
381
01:14:32,980 --> 01:14:34,220
Jesus fucking Christ.
382
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,160
How many times are you guys going to
come up here and bunk the shit out of
383
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:41,220
I don't want to discuss your holy word.
I like to have transfusions all the
384
01:14:41,220 --> 01:14:44,780
time. And y 'all can go to hell, which
I'm sure you're told all day long.
385
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,160
And it's probably why you don't even
think hell exists.
386
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,700
Whoa.
387
01:14:49,340 --> 01:14:50,340
Take it easy.
388
01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,280
We'll not have to hold the twinness as I
promised.
389
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:59,040
I'm just an amnesiac Star Force captain
who has some strangely erotic dreams
390
01:14:59,040 --> 01:15:00,480
about this place.
391
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,440
Oh.
392
01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:04,760
Okay, well, come on in.
393
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,320
Wow.
394
01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:22,800
I think I actually remember taking this
picture.
395
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:24,720
Oh, really?
396
01:15:25,060 --> 01:15:26,560
Do you remember taking these?
397
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,440
Are you sure you're not Maria Rambeau?
398
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,580
Like I said before, sugar tits, Maria is
my mama.
399
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:48,800
She did.
400
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,500
I am Monica.
401
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:51,940
Monica.
402
01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:54,900
Shit.
403
01:15:55,820 --> 01:15:58,420
I'm going to be left with all these
unanswered questions.
404
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:00,500
Who am I?
405
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:06,260
Why is my Air Force call sign Avenger
when in the comics it was Cheeseburger?
406
01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:10,520
And... Aren't the Knights supposed to
have some sort of Boston accent?
407
01:16:21,380 --> 01:16:22,380
Listen,
408
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,960
there's some things that I haven't told
you.
409
01:16:37,580 --> 01:16:38,580
Oh, really?
410
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:40,900
You and everybody else?
411
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:43,680
Secrets?
412
01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:45,180
Lies?
413
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:47,840
Ordnance?
414
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:49,360
Implanted in my head?
415
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,220
I'm so fucking tired of this stuff.
416
01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,620
No, wait. No, you listen!
417
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:04,100
Do you know what it feels like to be
rejected by your own kind because you're
418
01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,100
different?
419
01:17:05,710 --> 01:17:09,350
Feeling like you're not enough because
you'll never measure up to whatever
420
01:17:09,350 --> 01:17:16,050
idealized version of you they
fabricated, being used, lied to, cheated
421
01:17:16,050 --> 01:17:17,050
never knowing why?
422
01:17:21,210 --> 01:17:22,650
Look at me.
423
01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:27,710
I have no memory, no purpose, and no
emotion.
424
01:17:31,030 --> 01:17:32,250
I'm sorry, Monica.
425
01:17:32,490 --> 01:17:35,050
I hope you never have to know what this
feels like.
426
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,360
Are you... Are you crying?
427
01:17:44,420 --> 01:17:47,800
Yes, I'm crying, goddammit! And now I'm
screaming too!
428
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:51,880
How else am I supposed to get a fucking
Best Actress nomination?
429
01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:57,060
Right?
430
01:17:59,340 --> 01:18:00,340
Anyways.
431
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,860
I was a lieutenant in the New Orleans
Harbor Patrol.
432
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,280
And I was captain of their cargo ship.
433
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:09,340
There was an accident.
434
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,200
I was exposed to extra -dimensional
energy.
435
01:18:13,680 --> 01:18:16,640
As a result, I can convert my body into
energy.
436
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:26,520
So, what are you saying? You're some
type of superhero?
437
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,860
Damn right I am.
438
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:38,280
They call me Captain Marvel.
439
01:18:42,019 --> 01:18:44,940
Uh, I think we're gonna have a problem
here.
440
01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:49,440
Hi, I'm Captain Marvel.
441
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:51,160
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
442
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,860
Yeah. No.
443
01:18:53,340 --> 01:18:55,980
But hey, where is that the fuck out of
you?
444
01:18:56,400 --> 01:19:00,600
How about you change your name to
something stupid that allows us to
445
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,820
Until they inevitably write you off.
446
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:08,640
I'm thinking something like... Photon?
447
01:19:17,550 --> 01:19:18,550
I have a good one.
448
01:19:19,030 --> 01:19:20,030
Pulsar?
449
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,050
Spectrum?
450
01:19:30,690 --> 01:19:31,790
Yo, bitch!
451
01:19:32,910 --> 01:19:34,370
I'm not changing shit!
452
01:19:34,930 --> 01:19:41,250
Why don't you start calling yourself
something cheesy like Warbird or Binary?
453
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,260
I've got a better idea.
454
01:19:51,060 --> 01:19:54,080
How about we both suck the shit out of
each other?
455
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:58,740
And the first one who comes has to
change your name.
456
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:02,460
Are you sure you want to go there?
457
01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:05,700
My tongue is why they call me Captain
Marvel on the job.
458
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,180
It can work wonders on your clip,
sister.
459
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:09,880
Well,
460
01:20:10,420 --> 01:20:12,440
Shazam, let's see what you've got.
461
01:20:22,050 --> 01:20:23,850
um um
462
01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:15,070
You know, by the end of this, you're
going to be calling me Captain Marvel.
463
01:21:15,070 --> 01:21:16,070
yeah?
464
01:22:01,730 --> 01:22:02,730
Mm -hmm.
465
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:21,860
Yeah, yeah Yes,
466
01:23:21,860 --> 01:23:27,300
yes, like
467
01:23:27,300 --> 01:23:31,900
that
468
01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:15,900
Yes, please.
469
01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:17,060
Yes, please.
470
01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:19,040
That's so good.
471
01:26:19,820 --> 01:26:20,820
Yeah.
472
01:26:23,580 --> 01:26:24,580
Oh,
473
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:26,840
that's so good.
474
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:28,820
Yeah, yeah.
475
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:31,140
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
476
01:26:31,700 --> 01:26:32,700
Oh,
477
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:33,999
that's good.
478
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,000
Yeah.
479
01:27:58,510 --> 01:27:59,510
Yes. Yes,
480
01:28:00,090 --> 01:28:02,110
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
481
01:28:03,470 --> 01:28:04,470
Yes.
482
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:09,150
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
483
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,250
We can get some ass.
484
01:29:33,150 --> 01:29:36,210
So you were standing here this whole
time and you didn't join in?
485
01:29:38,270 --> 01:29:39,390
You're dumber than you look.
486
01:29:45,610 --> 01:29:47,910
All right, all right.
487
01:29:48,390 --> 01:29:49,390
Photon it is.
488
01:29:50,790 --> 01:29:51,790
Atta girl.
489
01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:55,090
But ain't nobody gonna write me off.
490
01:29:55,650 --> 01:29:58,410
I'm a strong black independent woman and
I'm here to stay.
491
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,000
What the fuck?
492
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:09,520
Motherfucker.
493
01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:24,380
Wait.
494
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:26,640
The snapper.
495
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:30,140
I've got to find a way to undo this.
496
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:35,600
Fuck it. It worked for Superman.
497
01:30:56,440 --> 01:30:57,440
Show it again.
498
01:30:58,280 --> 01:30:59,280
Oh, hey.
499
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:02,480
Oh, here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Look at that.
500
01:31:11,420 --> 01:31:12,900
That's not a pussy.
501
01:31:14,020 --> 01:31:15,020
Ah, here we go.
502
01:31:15,340 --> 01:31:16,640
Typical kitty pussy joke.
503
01:31:17,620 --> 01:31:20,760
I guess we're jumping the shark and
doing the wood rocket thing now. It's a
504
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:22,020
flerken. A what?
505
01:31:23,620 --> 01:31:25,440
What the shit?
506
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:27,400
Tried to warn you.
507
01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:29,540
And who the fuck are you?
508
01:31:30,160 --> 01:31:32,000
Carol Danvers, but...
509
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,340
I guess you can call me Captain Marvel.
510
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,520
Phoenix. Oh, jeez.
511
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:40,920
Red. You again?
512
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:43,440
Cool costume.
513
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:45,920
And you are?
514
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:51,720
My name is Jean Grey, but you can call
me Phoenix.
515
01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:57,440
I'm an Omega -level mutant, telekinetic
and telepath, and a member of the X
516
01:31:57,440 --> 01:31:58,440
-Men.
517
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,360
We've been trying to recruit this
fucktard for a while.
518
01:32:02,270 --> 01:32:04,050
You know, before he kills the Marvel
Universe.
519
01:32:04,590 --> 01:32:05,590
What happened?
520
01:32:06,430 --> 01:32:07,430
Cat got your tongue?
521
01:32:08,390 --> 01:32:11,950
She's speaking to me telepathically, you
moron. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
522
01:32:12,230 --> 01:32:16,330
Whatever. Look, if you think I'd rather
become a crime -fighting shit -swiffer
523
01:32:16,330 --> 01:32:20,510
who moves with a bunch of whiners than a
bald, creepy guy who looks like Captain
524
01:32:20,510 --> 01:32:22,730
Picard, you are seriously mistaken.
525
01:32:23,510 --> 01:32:25,510
I'm here to shoot my very own poor
parody man.
526
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:40,660
In your dreams, dumbass.
527
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:47,480
I mean, he's annoying, but all that
spinning got me a little worked up.
528
01:32:47,860 --> 01:32:52,580
And the redhead is pretty fucking hot. I
heard that. Oh, shit.
529
01:32:52,860 --> 01:32:54,140
No need to apologize.
530
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:59,260
If you help me recruit him, I'll give
your ass a phoenix raptor.
531
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:00,880
Hmm. What's that?
532
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:03,400
And what about this guy?
533
01:33:03,800 --> 01:33:06,920
Is he going to keep yapping the whole
time if we do him?
534
01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:09,730
Just tune them out. I can use some dick.
535
01:33:10,030 --> 01:33:11,050
So can I.
536
01:33:27,830 --> 01:33:29,610
You think you can crack at it?
537
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:32,380
What do you think about that DP when she
strikes your cock?
538
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:34,260
You think that's my pussy?
539
01:35:00,560 --> 01:35:01,560
Amen.
540
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:07,660
You should see how good she eats pussy
too
541
01:36:48,750 --> 01:36:49,750
Daphne. Oh.
542
01:36:50,670 --> 01:36:51,670
She's over there.
543
01:36:52,950 --> 01:36:54,530
What is that, like your fuck doll?
544
01:36:55,230 --> 01:36:56,830
Hey, don't talk about Daphne that way.
545
01:36:57,070 --> 01:36:58,290
We've spent a lot of time together.
546
01:36:59,350 --> 01:37:00,350
Keep sucking it.
547
01:37:01,230 --> 01:37:04,550
There you go, Captain Carol. Maybe I
should give him the Phoenix Raptor in
548
01:37:04,550 --> 01:37:05,550
ass. You should.
549
01:37:05,710 --> 01:37:06,710
There you go.
550
01:37:09,630 --> 01:37:10,630
You're better than that.
551
01:37:12,110 --> 01:37:14,310
Apparently he's not aware of our powers.
552
01:37:15,110 --> 01:37:16,910
I am very aware of these powers.
553
01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:35,460
Ha ha ha ha!
554
01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:15,900
Didn't even see that coming.
555
01:39:06,160 --> 01:39:07,160
Super calm.
556
01:40:32,620 --> 01:40:33,860
Oh, fuck yeah.
557
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,900
He's about to come early.
558
01:42:59,660 --> 01:43:01,460
He can't have that.
559
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:04,300
You did?
560
01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:06,980
He must be lonely.
561
01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:12,120
Come here, cat.
562
01:43:34,830 --> 01:43:35,830
Hmm.
563
01:47:26,960 --> 01:47:28,560
You start yourself safety first.
564
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:37,020
I
565
01:47:37,020 --> 01:47:51,280
wish
566
01:47:51,280 --> 01:47:52,280
you'd sit on my feet.
567
01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:56,600
He can call the shots if he makes me
cum.
568
01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:02,520
Hopefully he does.
569
01:53:12,810 --> 01:53:14,150
Si, maestro, si.
570
01:53:15,370 --> 01:53:16,370
Buonanotte.
571
01:53:17,570 --> 01:53:20,190
DP, pussycat, you were magnificent.
572
01:53:21,270 --> 01:53:28,170
Girl, I think you have great potential,
but you need the right person, the right
573
01:53:28,170 --> 01:53:33,170
guidance, the right hand to steer you
towards stardom. Now, for a small
574
01:53:33,170 --> 01:53:39,590
fee, I can be that hand, all right? You
know, I remember back in the 60s, and I
575
01:53:39,590 --> 01:53:41,930
was working with Brando, and I said,
Marlon.
576
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:46,100
I could take you to the top. Oh, my
fucking God.
577
01:53:46,460 --> 01:53:48,760
I can't.
578
01:53:49,320 --> 01:53:50,680
Damn him.
579
01:53:51,140 --> 01:53:54,660
We worked with him on that. Then we
worked with Liza Minnelli. Oh,
580
01:53:58,560 --> 01:53:59,560
shit.
581
01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:01,560
Nice.
582
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:07,060
All right, guys.
583
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:10,680
I think I'm finally at full power.
584
01:54:11,790 --> 01:54:12,810
You know what that means?
585
01:54:13,510 --> 01:54:16,670
It's unstoppable ass -kicker time.
586
01:54:18,310 --> 01:54:23,910
You know, like we did at the end of Thor
and Thor Ragnarok.
587
01:54:25,750 --> 01:54:31,070
Anyways, I gotta go kill the snapper
before he turns you all into dust.
588
01:54:32,330 --> 01:54:33,470
See you in the sequel.
589
01:54:34,910 --> 01:54:36,290
Captain Marvel out.
590
01:54:38,690 --> 01:54:39,690
Bye!
591
01:54:46,860 --> 01:54:48,880
Good idea for you to come and check out
our school.
592
01:54:49,200 --> 01:54:52,140
I have a feeling you're gonna like
Rogue.
593
01:54:55,760 --> 01:54:56,760
Well, Red.
594
01:54:58,680 --> 01:55:01,200
I think this is the beginning of a
beautiful friendship.
595
01:55:20,010 --> 01:55:26,110
You're gonna pay for watching this one
for the plot.
596
01:55:28,050 --> 01:55:32,870
You're gonna pay for the jokes.
597
01:55:36,590 --> 01:55:43,330
You will pretend you like the costumes
and effects.
598
01:55:45,570 --> 01:55:49,050
Let's just be real. I'm calling.
599
01:55:52,660 --> 01:55:59,540
I know better, you've been losing this
excuse
600
01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:00,700
before.
601
01:56:02,260 --> 01:56:06,960
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