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We're going to lose them!

Is it really him?

That's what I've been told.

Do you believe it?

Not sure.

Dr. Banner says he needs more time for confirmation, as the captain needs more

time for recovery.

But you know, 70 years in ice would slow anyone down.

Even him?

Anyone.

You might want to get him from there. He's weak and unstable.

What is he talking yet?

He's just starting to stir.

Captain Rogers.

Captain Rogers.

I'm Dr. Robert Bruce Banner.

And I'm the new assistant director of the Super Soldier program that you

in 1942.

Standing next to me is General Nicholas Fury.

I'm Sharon Carter.

We're members of S .H .I .E .L .D. International Security.

Now, I'm sorry this may not seem like the most comfortable of settings, but I

assure you, you are among friends.

What in God's name is going on here?

And what happened to the German nuclear facility?

What, Captain?

You neutralized it, and the Allies won the war.

How long have I been out?

I think you better brace yourself for this, soldier.

Well, actually, we wanted to ask you about that. You see, we're not really

if it's a side effect of these.

It's been an animation with a super serum that we gave you, but... How long

I been out?

Well, Captain, it's the year 2011.

And you've been frozen in ice for over 70 years.

Your accent is flawless, Herr Fritz.

This story is bullshit.

Drop your weapons.

TREASURE!

I'm done.

I'm done.

Like I said, all Americans.

And I think it's good.

Where's Buckner?

Where's Gale?

What have you done with him?

Captain.

Like I said, it's 2011.

They've both been dead for over two decades.

I can't

believe you're here.

It's really you. I read about you in history books.

It's you. You're here right now.

You haven't even aged.

You're even more handsome.

It's in an old photo.

Oh, my God. Thank you. Do you think your equipment still works?

Oh,

you mean like my shield?

No, she means... Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Well, I thought you could use a little kickstart.

Welcome back, Captain.

Thank you, General.

Pleasure, sir.

My pleasure.

Hello.

Who might you be?

Nurse Jackie.

Nurse Jackie.

Why don't we give the captain a little practice?

Okay.

Thank you Well

the

equipment changed but the nurses are beautiful

Look at that beautiful hair.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Bye. Bye.

I'm not fucking kidding. I'm not fucking kidding.

I'm just going to rub it

for you.

I wanna watch you fucking ride that dick. I wanna see it fucking happen.

Damn it.

Thank you.

You like it right there? You like it right there, don't you? I like it!

I fucking love it!

Let me fucking suck that cock.

Put that cock in my mouth.

I just hold your head against your fucking ass when I fuck out.

Fuck you.

Look at that pussy dripping.

It's a little fucking pussy dripping on you.

Oh, yeah, it's going to come full fucking hard. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

so much.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Get a nice wet.

Deeper.

I do like that.

Show me that.

Show it to me.

Keep shaking it. Keep shaking it, fucking fat ass.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

You sticking that ass out?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes. I like those fucking black balls.

Thank you.

Come suck it again

Deeper. Deeper you can go.

No, no, turn around

Just like that.

Deeper.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh, it's tight.

Oh, it's so tight.

Rub that pussy.

Rub it.

Rub it while I fuck you.

Rub it.

Yeah,

fucking just like that.

Let me see you rub it while I stroke my dick.

Let me see you rub it.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

Spit on that cock.

Oh, fuck.

Did you do it again?

Oh,

fuck.

That feels fucking excellent.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking...

You see, Americans are kind of like ants.

They're only useful when it comes to focus on a common goal.

You know what I'm saying?

I mean, there will always be some that stray from the hill because they're

trying to find freedom and independence.

But they contribute to nothing.

And as a result, they die alone.

You see, they don't know what's good for them.

And that's what this country needs.

Strong leadership.

A new breed of Republicans willing to make the tough choices for the people of

this great nation.

Even if it means sacrificing a few for the benefit of the many.

Do you even understand what I'm saying?

It's really strong.

Well, I just steal my own whiskey.

It's one of my passions, along with political action.

You see, I fund this organization. They call themselves the Hydra.

And they know exactly what this country needs.

And they know how to deliver it.

Now, I don't agree with all of it. I mean, they talk this big talk about

prophecies.

ethnic cleansing and whatnot.

But as long as they can get Americans to vote Republican and continue to consume

and buy petroleum oil, shit, I'm happy.

Because capitalism and industry is what make this country great.

And let me tell you something.

Them two things always thrive in a time of war.

And let me tell you something.

There's a war coming.

Maybe my wife would be so proud of me of the work I've done.

God, I miss her.

But she's been gone for many years now.

Taken from me from that bastard Nick Fury.

But let me tell you a secret.

I can bring it back.

And you're going to help me.

How's that drink, by the way?

Once the mind switch is complete... Yes.

All of her memories.

Her personality.

Everything will be intact.

As if she was never even gone.

Incredible.

Do it.

Do it now.

Oh, baby.

Is it you?

It's us.

Come on.

God, it worked.

Oh, my God, I can't believe it worked.

I'm alive.

You're alive, baby.

Give me $100 ,000.

Oh, okay.

It didn't even work.

Really, Dusty?

This is what you want me to look like?

Look, I think it works great for you.

I mean, these titties are nice.

Yeah.

Maybe we could do something about these tattoos, but... No.

What?

What the fuck is this thing?

Oh. It's kind of a new thing girls do nowadays.

What? Who does that to that?

I kind of like it. Hey, why don't we just try it out on the test drive?

I mean, maybe that could be fun.

Good Oh

Tongue beat.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take care of it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're a fucking pussy like you've never eaten before.

Stick your fucking tongue in it.

Thank you.

like that in the past two years.

You can start putting it in. Oh, fuck.

God, I need this.

Do you want it? Oh, please. Can I have it?

Can I have it, please?

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

You ruined that fucking car.

Amen.

Ooh.

Is that possible?

Go back in.

Sit deep inside.

Oh.

That's my baby.

God, I miss you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

baby.

Not bad for the first time.

Not bad at all.

To see if anyone I know is still alive.

Do you mind?

Before you go anywhere, you need to be debriefed.

Seventy years may have gone by, but you are not relieved of your duties.

Bulger.

Goodbye, Ms. Carter.

I know about Bucky and Gail.

Your best friend and your high school sweetheart.

And now they're both dead.

Thank you for the comforting words.

It's the past, Thief.

They were happy, the both of them.

They led good life.

They thought you were dead. You can't blame them.

It doesn't feel like the past.

I just blink my eyes and 70 years have gone by. Do you have any idea what that

feels like?

Sorry the world has changed.

We are facing an imminent threat here. We need you right now.

For what?

The Nazis lost.

Has the world not learned its lesson?

There's an election coming up.

Not interested.

There is one more person from your past that's still alive, Steve.

The Red Skull.

He's back.

You shouldn't promise.

Frankly, I'm surprised.

Well, thank you. No, shut up.

Good news?

Proving yourself successful.

Politically.

But, I have to admit, the first time Dusty introduced me to you, I figured

be better off as fish food than a political candidate.

The people love you.

They worship you.

They trust you.

And I'm going to exploit that trust.

And you are going to help me.

Understand?

From top.

The soul of the Tea Party movement is the people. The everyday Americans.

The small business owners who are creating jobs.

Stop! Stop!

Do you know how hard it is to spout this shit with a straight face? Those

fucking idiots don't give a shit, okay?

Relax, say your words, and wink.

They don't care what you have to say. They just care that you look good doing

it.

I was a part -time governor for the state of Alaska.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Those assholes would have elected a moose with a necktie. You remember.

I created you. You want to challenge me? I'll bury you.

You keep practicing.

I have something I have to do.

I shall return.

How's it coming along?

Not well.

I tell you, this serum is embedded so deep in his DNA, it's almost impossible

distinguish the difference between the two compounds.

God damn it.

Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself.

Look, you know how important it is for me to crack this code.

DNA, this is ridiculous.

I honestly... Look, what happened in the hospital with Rogers, I had no

reaction. Nothing.

I guess this goes to show that the bulk theorem has completely left my system.

Oh.

Prince, I, uh, kind of like you the way you are.

You do?

I feel good, doctor.

It's so fucking horny.

Thank you.

But the tape is not prescribed.

That's what we're here to find out.

Hydra has been dormant for many years, but now re -energized by the grassroots

teabagger campaign and many, many generous donations from being an oil

.R. Dusty Reed.

They have become very active again.

They used to be an international underground terrorist organization, but

recently decided to go public, focusing their efforts on American politics and

destroying them.

Let me guess.

Republicans. Yes, but that's where Betty Ross comes in.

Daughter of former field operative Thunderbolt Ross.

Do you have to bring that up?

Sorry, Bruce. Sorry, subject.

Anyway. Betty will be our publicist. And the only way to fight propaganda is

with more propaganda.

Rogers, you will be our post -supporting.

Commercial spots, national speaking tours, why, there's even a movie in the

works.

Yes, it's perfect.

One of history's heroes resurrected to promote the next American president.

We intend to market you as a symbol of a...

Better time.

We want to give the American people hope that the glory of the greatest

generation can be reclaimed.

This is all great, gentlemen.

Seems a little ridiculous to thot me out if all I'm going to be is a smile and a

uniform.

If you'll excuse me, the plan seems a little thot.

This is the Red Skull we're talking about.

Excuse me, Captain?

The world isn't as black and white as it used to be.

So you're saying today's supervillains can be reasoned with?

I've never met a Republican that can listen to reason.

But hey, you're Captain America, right?

Let's event.

I thought you said shield's fair space.

Why, it is.

Betty! Betty!

Please!

Please don't die.

Will somebody get her some help?

The soul of the Tea Party movement is

the people. The everyday Americans.

The small business owners who create in our jobs.

The farmers growing our food.

And those soldiers fighting our wars.

They're in small towns and cities across this great nation.

The soul of the Tea Party movement is the people. The everyday Americans.

Those small business owners creating those jobs.

And the farmers growing the food.

Soldiers fight in our wars.

They're in small towns and cities across this great nation.

Silence!

And who the hell do you think you are?

I am the Red Skull.

And because of me, you will have a clear path to the White House.

I will destroy all who will stand in our path.

The public needs to fear their leaders.

Fear makes people submit.

Submission leads to order.

So, my dear, show the Red Skull how grateful you are.

Thank you.

Well, Captain, we've just received some highly classified information on Hydra's

former weapons depot that has been very, very active as of late.

Oh, my God.

They're planning an attack.

Exactly. And we have to stop them at the source before they can use their

arsenal again.

Something just doesn't feel right.

Well, Captain, with all due respect, there's no time for hunches.

It's either do or die.

What the fuck are you doing here?

I can't sit this one out.

Look, there's Hydra. Let's get her.

No, you can't. It's a trap.

That didn't go well.

Really?

Sorry.

I like your style.

You want to get him?

Let the band.

Now you die, you Nazi bastard!

Now you're gonna die, bitch.

Red Skull got away.

Miss Carter.

Look, I just wanted to say I'm sorry we got up on the wrong foot.

There's no I in team.

And I would say I was the one in error.

Sorry.

I think I can take that.

But only if...

Only if...

I think it's my turn.

I think it's my turn to say sorry.

Thank you.

I love these big juicy balls, look at that.

Fuck my throat again.

Made in America, baby.

Fuck.

I don't even know what you're doing.

Yes!

You are holy.

All the way down.

come again oh my god oh my god oh

my

god

So long as you give me Captain America's head on a fucking plate.

Gladly.

Where am

I?

Betty.

Thank God.

fire. It's okay.

You're going to be fine.

Hydra? Yes. They attacked us.

Look, you shouldn't have been in that room.

This is all my fault.

There's a nuke.

A nuke? What are you talking about?

Well, it's unfortunate that I found my father.

I don't know if I was dreaming or if it was real, but he told me that Hydra

had a nuclear warhead and if there was any time to use it, it would be now.

Look, you need to rest.

You've lost a lot of blood.

these bombs fall on Washington, the entire world will crumble to my feet,

and you will see what will happen.

You know what you're doing, right?

Of course I know what I'm doing.

Don't you understand?

In ten minutes, it will be the final solution, and we will rule the world.

Well, God, there's Captain America right there.

Hold me.

I'll be right back.