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(motorbikes revving)
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(crescendo of
motorbike engines)
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- (cuts to grand pop song)
- ♪ Chariot... ♪
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♪ Chariot... ♪
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(singing in Italian)
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(song continues on car stereo)
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(motorbike revving)
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(motorbike revs explosively)
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(music swells)
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(song stops abruptly)
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(rain pouring)
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(harmonica playing)
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Barbershop quartet: ♪ Daaaa... ♪
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Man: A one, two, three...
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♪ Da, da, ba, da,
da, ba, du-wa ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oooh... ♪
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♪ If Santa passes
by my stocking ♪
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♪ I promise
not to mind a lot ♪
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♪ The only thing
I want for Christmas ♪
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♪ Is just to keep the things
that I've got ♪
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♪ Loving arms around me ♪
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♪ A garden of forget-me-nots ♪
♪ Forget-me-nots ♪
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♪ The only thing
I want for Christmas ♪
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♪ All I want for Christmas ♪
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♪ Is just to keep the things
that I've... go-o-o-ot... ♪
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♪ Things that I've go-o-o-ot ♪
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(applause)
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(Indistinct dialogue)
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♪ Open your minds ♪
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♪ Do or die I've gotta learn
that auction cry ♪
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♪ Gotta make my mark
and be an auctioneer ♪
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♪ 25 dollar bid
and then a 30 dollar, 30 ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 30, make it
a 30 bid, a 30 dollar ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 30, who will-a
give me a 30 dollar bid? ♪
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♪ Got a 30 dollar bid
and then a 35 ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 35,
to make it 35, will ya 35? ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme
5, 35 dollar bid ♪
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♪ 35 dollar bid
and then a 40 dollar, 40 ♪
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♪ 40, will ya gimme 40,
make a 40 bid, for 40 dollar ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 40? ♪
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♪ Who will gimme
a 40 dollar bid? ♪
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♪ 40, 40 dollar bid ♪
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♪ Got a 40 dollar bid
and then a 45 ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 45
to make it 45? ♪
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♪ Will ya gimme 5? Sold that
hog for a 45 dollar bid ♪
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♪ Now, from the boy
who went to school ♪
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♪ There grew a man
who played it cool ♪
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- (people chattering happily)
- (laughter)
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(quiet background music)
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You, er, you ever
been on a motorbike?
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Oh, er, nah.
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Never been
with a biker then?
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Me? A biker? No.
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(laughs)
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Have you?
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No, I haven't, no.
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Not my cup of tea.
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So, er...
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does your mum set you up
with lots of guys?
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Er, no.
Actually, you're the first.
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Oh. (chuckles)
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Lucky me.
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(rowdy background chatter)
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I need a piss.
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Coming?
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Joking.
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(laughter)
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Er, one more and then...
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let's make a move.
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Great.
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Man: Wey!
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- Oh, sorry. Sorry, lads.
- Chop, chop.
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(chatter, laughter)
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Barwoman: Who's next?
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Hi.
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- Erm...
- Man: What crisps do you have?
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Barwoman: Ready salted.
Salt and vinegar.
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Prawn cocktail.
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Man: We'll have one of each.
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Barwoman: That's £4.80.
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(coins clank loudly)
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(background chatter
and music continues)
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(coins rattle)
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(crisp packets rustle)
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- (paper rustles)
- (soft music)
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- Ooh, yeah...
- That's it, yeah, yeah.
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Nice, okay. One more?
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- Please.
- (whistles)
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(door shuts)
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Hello?
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Colin: Hiya.
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(tape pulls)
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(knocks the door)
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Peggy: How was it, Col?
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You had a nice time?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Nice chap, isn't he?
- Mm-hmm.
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Alright. Night, darling.
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Stockings at eight, okay?
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- (cheers)
- (crackers explode)
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You won!
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Amazing, Mum!
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♪ Hark
the herald angels sing ♪
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(babbling)
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♪ I want some figgy pudding
I want some figgy pudding ♪
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You alright, Bax?
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Baxy, are you okay sweetheart?
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You alright there, love? Yeah?
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Look, are you having
your dinner?
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Here, give us your cracker.
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Look, Nanny's done you
a lovely dinner.
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That's it, open
that cracker, aww...
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Here Dad,
do the cracker with her.
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- Come on.
- Did you get some play dough?
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- You wanna do it, yeah?
- Oh, right. Here y'are...
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What's his name?
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Erm...
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We didn't really, er...
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- You don't know his name?
- I...I didn't ask, Don.
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I can wait nearby,
if you want?
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No, it's fine. It's okay.
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Take the dog.
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It's not clean. I...I don't
wanna take the dog.
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What normal person
asks someone for a date
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on Christmas Day?
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Peggy: Well, maybe he's alone.
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Pete: Yeah, maybe he's lonely.
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Maybe I'll get my head
bashed in or something.
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Peggy: Nonsense.
Ignore your brother.
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It's an adventure.
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Since when did Colin
like adventures?
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Well, I think a biker
sounds exciting.
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You can borrow
your dad's leather jacket.
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(piano playing)
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Round yon virgin ♪
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♪ Mother and child ♪
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♪ Holy infant
so tender and mild ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly... ♪
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♪ Oh... peace ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
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(piano crescendo)
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Erm...
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(footsteps receding)
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(awkward laugh)
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Er...
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(clears throat)
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(sighs)
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Oh, bugger!
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Leave it.
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Er... just... leave it?
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Ooh...
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Mm.
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What am I gonna do with you?
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Whatever you want...
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really.
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Hold up your hands.
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Other way.
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Oh.
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Oh!
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I know this one, actually.
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So, er... ready?
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Ugh! (laughs)
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Oh, yeah.
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Urgh.
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(laughs)
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Yeah. Wow, you're strong!
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(cries in pain, laughs)
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Uh...
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- Do you give?
- What... excuse...?
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Do you give?
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Ee... ee... argh, yes!
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Yes!
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Ugh!
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(laughs nervously)
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(gagging, coughing)
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(coughs)
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Sorry.
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(coughs)
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- Urgh.
- Down.
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Erm...
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Down?
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Lick.
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Erm... er...
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Uh...
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(strains in pain)
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(licks)
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(spits)
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Like that? Erm, oh...
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Huh.
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Huh.
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Hu, hu, hu, huh. Mm...
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(spits) Mm... uh...
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(breathing heavily)
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- (distant shouting)
- (clattering, clanging)
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Alright.
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(gags)
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- (gagging, choking)
- (sighs)
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(choking, gagging continues)
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Ah.
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- Go...
- Urgh.
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(groans repeatedly)
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(sighs deeply)
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(heavy breathing)
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(gagging stops)
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(zip pulls closed)
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(laughs)
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(footsteps approaching)
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(zip opens)
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Alright.
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Yeah.
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Ray.
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Colin.
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Oh...
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(Colin clears throat)
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So, if you, erm,
don't mind a little walk,
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I saw a pub on my way here
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that's open till midnight.
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I've gotta go.
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Hey, girl.
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Oh... oh, oh...
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Yeah, of course.
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Of course you do.
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Erm...
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(music plays distantly)
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I'm...
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I'm...
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sorry I was a bit...
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I was a bit hopeless earlier.
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I guess like
most things in life,
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it just takes
a bit of practice.
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Yeah.
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Maybe, erm...
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I could practice with you?
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Erm...
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I'm not around much, so...
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Alright then, Colin.
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Colin: Merry Christmas.
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Thank you!
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(door closes)
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(television playing
in background)
247
00:17:13,158 --> 00:17:14,492
(knocking on door)
248
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,955
Hello.
249
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,539
He lives!
250
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,000
Yeah, just about.
251
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,545
I told you that cold air would
turn your throat inside out.
252
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,882
You have a nice time?
253
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,592
Mm.
254
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,385
Nice chap?
255
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,262
Mm. Yeah.
256
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,013
Mm. Did you get
yourself a boyfriend?
257
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,139
Oh, no. Don't think so, Mum.
258
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,349
I...don't think
he liked me that much.
259
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,894
Oh, of course he did.
260
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,566
Did you kiss?
261
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,984
I don't think that is any
of your business. So...
262
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,611
Well, fair enough.
263
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:51,446
Mm.
264
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:52,906
Pete: Right.
265
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,866
One more chocolate?
266
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,366
Peggy: Mm.
267
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,494
(wrappings rustle)
268
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,914
(tyres squeal)
269
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:08,796
(thud echoes)
270
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,173
(sombre music)
271
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,844
(camera shutter clicks)
272
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,059
Wanker.
273
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:24,729
(shutter clicks)
274
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,150
Peggy:
Have you got plans tonight?
275
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,735
Nothing.
276
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,737
Any news from
that biker chap of yours?
277
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,907
(scoffs)
He's not my biker, Mum.
278
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,284
(high-pitched yawn)
279
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,119
Anything I can do to help?
280
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,124
(people chattering)
281
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,551
10...9...8...
282
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,595
7...6...5...
283
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:02,391
4...3...2...1...
284
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:06,019
- Happy New Year!
- (cheering and applause)
285
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,147
(people singing,
cheering, chattering)
286
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,741
(noise dims)
287
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,211
(car alarm sounds repeatedly)
288
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,922
Woman: No, no, no!
289
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,092
I'm sorry, I'm just
following orders, ma'am.
290
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,303
Excuse me?
291
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,513
Excuse me?
292
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,349
Hold on. Don't, ju...
293
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,685
Do you sleep well at night?
294
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,270
Sorry, do I...do I
sleep well at night?
295
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,105
Yeah.
296
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,023
I...I'm just
following orders, ma'am.
297
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,940
Following orders?
298
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,108
If you wanna appeal
there's a...
299
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:53,985
Oh, I don't wanna appeal.
300
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,153
Come on, just take
your fucking ticket off!
301
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,822
(phone buzzing)
302
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,659
Erm...
303
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,203
Hello?
304
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,332
- Yeah, I'm at work.
- Excuse me?
305
00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:08,416
Erm...
306
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,708
Excuse me,
we're not done here.
307
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,669
Well, if I...if I leave early,
yeah. If... if I leave now.
308
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,587
You're not going anywhere!
309
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,423
Alright,
I'll text you the address.
310
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,590
Are you deaf?!
311
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,800
Er, yeah. Erm, I shouldn't
be long, so, erm...
312
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,719
Fuck you, you fucking prick!
313
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,846
- Lovely.
- Go on, fuck off.
314
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,641
Yeah, okay. Alright.
See you in a bit.
315
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,313
Yeah.
316
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:34,901
- Peggy: Col...
- Yeah?
317
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,443
What about these?
318
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,321
Yeah, he doesn't
need a present, Mum.
319
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,783
Soap. Some nice soap.
320
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:43,576
Gosh.
321
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,995
- Peggy: Pete...
- Erm...
322
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:49,122
Peggy: Pete, have you taken
that nice soap?
323
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,751
- Pete: What?
- Have you taken the nice soap?
324
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,461
(bike arriving)
325
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,887
Gosh, you're tall.
326
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,472
Er, sorry, Peggy.
327
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,099
Er, er, Peggy, Peter.
328
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,267
- Erm, nice to meet you.
- Ray.
329
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,563
- How d'you do?
- Erm, time for a quick drink?
330
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,606
Er, no thank you.
Not when I'm riding.
331
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,316
No, of course not. Oh.
What was I thinking?
332
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:20,196
Er, good lad, yeah.
Well, well, something soft?
333
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,864
- We'd better get going.
- Yeah.
334
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,244
You, er, you don't sound
local, Ray. Where's home?
335
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,663
Chislehurst.
336
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:30,998
Well, it's very nice.
337
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,252
I've never thought of Colin a
a Chislehurst sort of person.
338
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,462
Oh, he'll survive.
339
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,798
(Pete laughs)
340
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,717
Alright. Come on then, Colin.
341
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,050
Alright. Just...
342
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,219
Alright, yeah...
343
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,888
Oh, er, Ray, Ray,
sorry to fuss but er,
344
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,348
you do have
a spare helmet, yes?
345
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,266
Yes.
346
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:50,559
Only, he actually
has to wear it.
347
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,476
Dad...
348
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,937
Because er, he... he... he's
not getting on without one.
349
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,981
He is not getting on
without one.
350
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,442
Great.
(clears throat awkwardly)
351
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,819
Nice bike.
352
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,737
Plain black.
353
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,238
None of this neon crap
354
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,158
like you see everywhere
nowadays, don't you?
355
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,035
- (clears throat)
- Colin.
356
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,911
Yep, um...
357
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,205
yeah (grunts).
358
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,123
Are you sure
you know what you're doing?
359
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:14,417
Yeah. Don't worry, Dad.
360
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,794
I'm... I'm not worried.
361
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,172
I rode a bike
when I met Colin's mum.
362
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,341
And then sold it
when the twins come along.
363
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,636
- Bought a very expensive pram.
- (chuckles)
364
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,098
But I don't suppose you two
need to worry about that.
365
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:32,476
Not...
366
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,770
I mean, not yet anyway.
(laughs awkwardly)
367
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,566
- (motorbike revs fiercely)
- Oh! (laughs uproariously)
368
00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:41,027
(clears throat)
369
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,821
Alright then, be good! Right?
370
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,991
- Peggy: Have fun!
- Pete: Watch out for the ice!
371
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,041
(high speed revving)
372
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,221
(dramatic music)
373
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,160
(high tempo music fades in)
374
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,956
(barking)
375
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,999
Colin: I think this jacket
might be a bit crap.
376
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,043
(lock clicks)
377
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,169
But er...
378
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005
Hey... hey, girl.
379
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,590
- Hey.
- Oh, hello, Rosie.
380
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,843
You remember me?
381
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,388
Thank you.
382
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,056
Shut the door.
383
00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:53,808
One second.
384
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,368
It's a lovely flat.
385
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,855
(chuckles)
386
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,072
Oh...
387
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:54,452
I didn't think
you'd have a piano.
388
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,578
- No?
- No.
389
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:57,705
Don't seem like the sort.
390
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,916
So, what "sort"
do I seem like?
391
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:05,086
Oh, well, no, no. I meant it
as a compliment, you know.
392
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,546
Why don't I show you
where everything is,
393
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:07,840
and then you can make dinner.
394
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,300
Dinner?
395
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:11,719
Dinner.
396
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,723
I...erm...
397
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,726
I should say that I'm a bit
of a lousy cook.
398
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,063
But erm, you know,
I can give it a go.
399
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,565
Have you lived here
long then, Ray?
400
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,735
- (bang)
- Pots and pans down there.
401
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:31,572
And er, yeah...
402
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,617
Something quick tonight.
403
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:36,577
Pasta.
404
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,790
Go easy on the cheese.
405
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:52,009
(television playing)
406
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,053
Here we go.
407
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,263
Are we eating here or...?
408
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:57,264
Yeah, here's good.
409
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:58,557
(television continues playing)
410
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,643
Right...
411
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,107
(Colin sighs)
412
00:26:08,818 --> 00:26:10,068
Come...
413
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,195
(dog panting)
414
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:13,572
Down, down.
415
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,324
- It's not for you.
- (laughs)
416
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:16,659
Good girl.
417
00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:20,579
(Ray chuckles, mutters)
418
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,466
(television weather
forecast playing)
419
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,724
(dog licking,
cutlery scraping)
420
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:48,482
Right, come on.
421
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:53,821
Time for bed.
422
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,635
(zip opens)
423
00:27:24,185 --> 00:27:25,227
You a snorer?
424
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,563
Sorry?
425
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,191
Do you snore?
426
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,443
Oh, no.
No, no, not that I know of.
427
00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:34,987
(water pouring)
428
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:40,534
- How's your bladder?
- My...
429
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,539
my... my bladder?
430
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,208
Are you gonna wake me up
running to the bathroom
431
00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,543
in the middle of the night?
432
00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,797
Erm... oh, I see. No. No.
433
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,673
I think my, erm...
434
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,926
bladder's pretty good, actually.
435
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,553
Well, if you're quiet,
you can sleep on the rug.
436
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,554
The rug?
437
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,391
If not,
you should go in the hallway.
438
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:11,565
(exhales)
439
00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:54,859
(slow dramatic music)
440
00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,744
(alarm beeps)
441
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,686
(spraying)
442
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,125
(sponge squeaking)
443
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:08,849
(grinding)
444
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:19,818
Sorry if this is
not to your liking.
445
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,613
I'm no barista.
446
00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,698
(news playing in background)
447
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,292
Do I pass then?
448
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:44,343
What do I...get if I pass?
449
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,348
(cutlery scrapes)
450
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,069
(high tempo music)
451
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:12,121
♪ Children, behave ♪
452
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:15,708
♪ That's what they say
when we're together ♪
453
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,545
- ♪ And watch how you play ♪
- Ugh...
454
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,629
♪ They don't understand
and so ♪
455
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,547
(groaning)
456
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,881
♪ We're running
just as fast as we can ♪
457
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,092
Uh... yes, you can do it!
458
00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,010
(grunts)
459
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,304
- Do you give?
- No!
460
00:31:28,637 --> 00:31:29,554
- Agh!
- Give!
461
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,265
No! Agh!
462
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,185
(struggling)
463
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:38,813
(muffled groans)
464
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:40,816
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
465
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:45,279
♪ There doesn't seem to be
anyone around ♪
466
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,446
Argh!
467
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,240
♪ I think we're alone now ♪
468
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:52,578
♪ The beating of our hearts
is the only sound ♪
469
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,626
Uh... Argh! Argh!
470
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,045
Argh! Yargh...
471
00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,593
AARRRGGGHHH!
472
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,094
♪ Running just as fast
as we can ♪
473
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,304
AARRRGGGHHH!
474
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,264
♪ Holding onto
one another's hands ♪
475
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,725
- Give?!
- I give! I give!
476
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,061
- Come on!
- I give!
477
00:32:18,062 --> 00:32:20,064
Uh...(breathless)
478
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:21,857
Don't move.
479
00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:35,996
On your front.
480
00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:54,139
(squelching)
481
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:56,850
(zip opens)
482
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,068
(Ray grunts)
483
00:33:07,361 --> 00:33:08,904
(exhales deeply)
484
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,954
- (grunts)
- (groans in pain)
485
00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:23,502
(exhales heavily)
486
00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,426
(grunting, groaning)
487
00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:48,235
(grunting, groaning continues)
488
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,828
(breathes heavily)
489
00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:01,290
(grunting
and breathing intensifies)
490
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,886
Gah...
491
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:16,722
(Colin whimpering)
492
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,030
(Colin distressed breathing)
493
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,786
Argh...
494
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,330
(in pain) Uh-uh...
495
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,125
(panting)
496
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,382
(laughs nervously)
497
00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,677
I'm sorry about that.
498
00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,639
I didn't think
it was gonna hurt so much.
499
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:01,891
Erm...
500
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,435
shall I finish you off?
501
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,188
Nah, I'm good.
502
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:27,459
Oh...
503
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,045
Thanks for having me.
504
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,215
I had a lovely time.
505
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:38,470
Here we are.
506
00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:47,980
Alright then, I'll be off.
507
00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,359
Don't come back before six.
508
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,738
If you do,
you'll have to wait outside.
509
00:35:57,865 --> 00:36:00,075
Erm... er...
510
00:36:01,368 --> 00:36:03,537
What, six today?
511
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,623
Oh, sorry,
are you busy tonight?
512
00:36:07,291 --> 00:36:09,042
Is there a booming market
for Colin Smiths
513
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,085
that I'm not aware of?
514
00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:13,171
Well, no, but it's just...
515
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:14,548
What?
516
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:16,258
Yeah. Erm...
517
00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,010
see you at six.
518
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,388
I need you
to pick up some things.
519
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:23,599
Here.
520
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,434
I'll text you a shopping list.
521
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:27,060
Yeah, okay. Yep.
522
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,022
You can keep these.
523
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,397
I don't eat chocolate.
524
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:32,357
Well, no.
525
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,066
Of course you don't. I mean...
526
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,736
And buy yourself a butt plug.
527
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,613
You're too tight.
528
00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:39,448
Yeah!
529
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,241
Yeah, yeah. Erm...
530
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,328
Lovely,
that sounds like a plan.
531
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:50,876
Bye, then.
532
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,132
Erm...
533
00:36:58,133 --> 00:36:59,509
(door locks)
534
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:07,392
(high tempo music)
535
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,691
(door closes)
536
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,027
(people chattering)
537
00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:01,613
(music intensifies)
538
00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:19,172
(laughs)
539
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:26,555
- That's him?
- Yeah.
540
00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,348
That's your boyfriend?
541
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:31,184
Well, no,
he's not my boyfriend.
542
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,021
We, er,
we have an arrangement.
543
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,732
How'd you get a man like that?
544
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:42,612
Well, he says that I
have an aptitude for devotion.
545
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:49,744
See you tomorrow!
546
00:38:49,745 --> 00:38:52,247
♪ It's a bad ♪
547
00:38:52,956 --> 00:38:55,584
♪ It's a bad feeling ♪
548
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,335
♪ Bad feeling ♪
549
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,797
♪ It's a bad ♪
550
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,675
♪ It's a bad feeling ♪
551
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,677
♪ Bad feeling ♪
552
00:39:15,645 --> 00:39:16,480
Try these on.
553
00:39:19,316 --> 00:39:20,442
Try what on?
554
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,738
- (music stops abruptly)
- (scraping)
555
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:39,126
Uh...
556
00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:42,589
- Ray?
- ♪ It's a bad ♪
557
00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:45,759
♪ It's a bad feeling ♪
558
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:47,552
♪ Bad feeling ♪
559
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,430
- ♪ It's a bad ♪
- (laughter)
560
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:54,433
♪ It's a bad feeling ♪
561
00:39:54,434 --> 00:39:55,936
♪ Bad feeling ♪
562
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,564
It's, er...
563
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:02,234
Ahh...
564
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,152
Do you like it?
565
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,321
(chattering)
566
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:12,536
♪ It's a bad, bad,
bad feeling ♪
567
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,580
♪ Turn me off again ♪
568
00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:19,626
♪ It's a bad, bad, bad... ♪
569
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,253
(motorbike rumbling)
570
00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,339
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
571
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:28,051
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
572
00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:36,017
♪ Happy birthday, dear Colin ♪
573
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:40,480
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- (phone vibrates)
574
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,190
Er, sorry.
575
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,359
It's Ray. Hello?
576
00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:47,112
Yeah, sure. No problem.
577
00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,200
Er, yeah, sorry. One second.
578
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,332
Ready.
579
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:02,961
Yep.
580
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,176
Alright, I'll see you in about
an hour then.
581
00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,223
Sorry about that.
582
00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:20,687
Oh, yeah.
583
00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,439
(blows)
584
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:23,772
- Peggy: Yay.
- Ay.
585
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:24,900
(awkward laughter)
586
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:28,570
Everything okay?
587
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,738
Mm-hmm.
588
00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:31,615
So, erm...
589
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,658
when are we gonna get to meet
this Ray of yours, then?
590
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,243
You have, haven't you?
591
00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:39,914
But for half a second
in the dark three months ago.
592
00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:41,165
(laughs)
593
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:44,753
Your mum used to parade me
around town like a prize cow.
594
00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:47,631
Mm. We're not
that embarrassing, are we?
595
00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:50,466
- No, no, you're not.
- Right.
596
00:41:50,467 --> 00:41:52,551
Well, let's get
a date in the diary.
597
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,554
Sooner rather than later.
598
00:41:57,724 --> 00:41:58,600
Oh...
599
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,185
Having something
nice for dinner?
600
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,978
Yeah, potato dauphinoise.
601
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,772
- Ooh, fancy.
- (laughs)
602
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:06,191
Is Ray a good cook, then?
603
00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,777
Oh no, I'm cooking. Ray...
Ray doesn't cook.
604
00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:10,736
Oh... oh...
605
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:13,030
Right, so he's making you buy
606
00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,823
and cook
your own birthday dinner?
607
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:16,533
Yeah. I mean,
I...I don't mind.
608
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,493
So, it's f...
609
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,079
Yeah, but
it's your birthday, Colin.
610
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:20,996
You should be spoilt rotten.
611
00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,039
If Ray can't cook,
612
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,042
he could at least
take you out somewhere nice.
613
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:25,084
Some...
614
00:42:25,085 --> 00:42:26,878
(birds singing distantly)
615
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,755
(inhales deeply)
616
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:35,427
(Gymnopédie No.1 by Erik Satie
playing on piano)
617
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,222
(cutlery scraping)
618
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,265
Do you wanna say something?
619
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,352
No.
620
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,939
You sure?
621
00:43:28,898 --> 00:43:29,858
Yeah.
622
00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:32,027
Yeah.
623
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,325
Well, actually there is...
there is something.
624
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:41,827
Erm, I was, er...
625
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:45,456
wondering if maybe you might
wanna come have dinner
626
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,875
with my parents some time?
627
00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,338
Er...
628
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,007
Er, dinner with your parents?
629
00:43:55,008 --> 00:43:56,051
Yeah.
630
00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:01,013
And you'd like that?
631
00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:03,891
Yeah. Nah, I mean,
you know, they would.
632
00:44:03,892 --> 00:44:04,768
(laughs nervously)
633
00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,479
Er...
634
00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,399
Yeah, I don't think that's
a very good idea.
635
00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,860
(resumes playing piano)
636
00:44:15,904 --> 00:44:16,863
Colin: Okay.
637
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:22,994
(humming)
638
00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,205
- Nope.
- Sorry.
639
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,464
Could you, er,
maybe be persuaded?
640
00:44:35,465 --> 00:44:38,301
You know, could it,
could it be, like, erm...
641
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:40,387
a birthday present, maybe?
642
00:44:40,929 --> 00:44:42,721
I hope you're not expecting
a birthday present, Colin.
643
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,809
No, no, I'm not.
It's, it's just... Mum,
644
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:47,769
she wants
to meet you properly.
645
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,020
And erm...
646
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,485
well, she's quite ill,
you know, she's...
647
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:57,569
she's dying, actually.
648
00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,113
But I don't wanna
force you to...
649
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:00,323
- No?
- No.
650
00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,784
Okay, well, it sounds like
651
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,912
that is exactly what
you're trying to do here.
652
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,123
- No, I'm not.
- You are. You are.
653
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:11,376
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you.
654
00:45:12,419 --> 00:45:13,420
(scoffs)
655
00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:16,256
Oh, you couldn't
upset me if you tried.
656
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,550
(resumes playing piano)
657
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,845
You seem pretty upset, so...
658
00:45:22,846 --> 00:45:23,930
(stops playing piano)
659
00:45:25,473 --> 00:45:26,724
So... what?
660
00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:31,396
Hm?
661
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,317
(inhales deeply)
662
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,280
(resumes playing piano)
663
00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:58,631
(lightly snoring)
664
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,181
(dog barking distantly)
665
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,999
(alarm beeping continuously)
666
00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,519
(motorbike approaching)
667
00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,776
- (cheering)
- (engines revving shrilly)
668
00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:04,696
No way!
669
00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:05,865
(man shouting)
670
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:11,286
♪ For he's
a jolly good fellow ♪
671
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:13,039
♪ And so say all of us ♪
672
00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:15,416
Ray: Light the
candle, birthday boy!
673
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,586
(men shouting,
engines revving)
674
00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,299
(motorbikes revving furiously)
675
00:47:25,927 --> 00:47:28,346
(ethereal, romantic music)
676
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,893
(engine noise fades)
677
00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:37,605
(motif from
Gymnopédie No.1 returns)
678
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,954
(motorbikes rumbling)
679
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:41,084
First one in
buys a round of drinks!
680
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,754
(laughter)
681
00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,881
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
682
00:48:45,882 --> 00:48:47,341
- Fuckin' hell...
- Fuck me!
683
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:48,925
Argh! Fuck!
684
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,720
(men whooping and hollering)
685
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:03,523
Now, bring him up.
Get that net under him.
686
00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:04,566
Go on...
687
00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,276
Hey!
688
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:08,696
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Go on, Colin, what you got?
689
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:10,948
(laughter)
690
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,202
Ray: Grab his arm... come on!
691
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:17,245
Keep your... push him!
692
00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:19,248
- I'm trying, Ray.
- (splosh)
693
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:21,751
(laughter and high jinks)
694
00:49:22,919 --> 00:49:25,004
Sorry. I'm sorry. I...
695
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:29,884
Steve!
696
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,719
Can I borrow Kevin?
697
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:34,013
You can have Colin.
698
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:36,349
Steve: Fine!
699
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,147
Man: Oh, dear, Colin, you've
been subbed out, mate.
700
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:47,735
- Come on, Kevin!
- Here he comes...
701
00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:50,905
Ray: Oh yeah!
702
00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:53,950
Champion.
703
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:55,535
Man: Go on, Kevin!
704
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,828
Kevin:
Alright, bitches. Come on.
705
00:49:57,829 --> 00:49:58,955
Let's do it. Woo!
706
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,457
Ray: Stop pouting, Colin!
707
00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:08,422
Come on! Yeah! Come on!
708
00:50:08,423 --> 00:50:10,757
- Come on! Pull him...
- Yargh!
709
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,469
Pull him. Oh, yes!
710
00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:18,266
- Oh, yes! Yes! Nice one!
- Woo!
711
00:50:18,725 --> 00:50:20,101
Yeah!
712
00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:22,353
Kevin: Woo!
713
00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:25,231
Ray: Who's next?
714
00:50:25,356 --> 00:50:26,733
(splashing)
715
00:50:28,818 --> 00:50:30,194
(sighs)
716
00:50:34,741 --> 00:50:35,950
Oh, yeah.
717
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,787
Right, need time out. Time
out, time out, time out...
718
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,582
Oh!
719
00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:53,676
So, how's it going
with you and Ray?
720
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,636
It's erm...
721
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,805
it's going good.
Yeah, it, it's great.
722
00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,641
- Mm?
- Mm.
723
00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,643
You guys
look really good together.
724
00:51:04,854 --> 00:51:06,522
- Thank you.
- No, I mean it.
725
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:10,151
He really is
impossibly handsome.
726
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,612
You sort of...
727
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:15,281
bring his
qualities into relief.
728
00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,409
Do you two never kiss?
729
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:19,869
No.
730
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:23,956
- Don't you miss it?
- No.
731
00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:30,505
I couldn't put up
with no kissing.
732
00:51:30,797 --> 00:51:32,465
It would drive me nuts.
733
00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,053
(taps on table)
734
00:51:41,057 --> 00:51:42,350
(fly buzzing)
735
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:51,609
(soulful guitar music)
736
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,570
(motorbike revving)
737
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,512
(barking like a dog)
738
00:52:20,513 --> 00:52:21,722
Nice bike, mate!
739
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:24,058
Come on, then.
740
00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:26,852
- (motorbike slows to idling)
- (music fades)
741
00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,312
(men chattering)
742
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,402
(barking)
743
00:52:58,801 --> 00:52:59,635
Agh...
744
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,054
(background laughter)
745
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:16,652
(moaning)
746
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:23,576
(chuckles)
747
00:53:34,503 --> 00:53:35,838
(moaning continues)
748
00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,176
(zip opens slowly)
749
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,106
(muffled moaning)
750
00:54:01,489 --> 00:54:03,491
(birds cawing and chirping)
751
00:54:36,649 --> 00:54:37,984
(heavy breathing)
752
00:54:48,828 --> 00:54:50,913
(moaning and heavy breathing)
753
00:55:06,846 --> 00:55:07,722
On your back.
754
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,325
(Colin moans)
755
00:55:31,537 --> 00:55:33,456
(moaning and heavy breathing)
756
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,725
- (moaning and heavy breathing)
- (soft music)
757
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,304
(breathing gets heavier)
758
00:56:36,435 --> 00:56:38,062
(groaning)
759
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:42,358
(Colin cries out)
760
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,290
Happy birthday, Colin.
761
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,094
(soft music swells)
762
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,013
(whooping, cheering)
763
00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:22,041
I hope you're not keeping
your hair like that
764
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:24,960
to make me feel better,
because it doesn't.
765
00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:28,047
Your hair
was your best feature.
766
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,590
Well, Ray likes it like this.
767
00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:33,802
Mm, right.
So, er, is Ray a hairdresser?
768
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:35,721
I don't know.
769
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:37,347
I told you, he's discreet.
770
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,058
Yeah. But what
does that actually mean?
771
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:42,019
It just means, Mum, don't
ask personal questions.
772
00:58:46,232 --> 00:58:47,733
Right, that's enough. Come on.
773
00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:53,739
Cheers, everyone.
Thanks for coming, boys.
774
00:58:53,989 --> 00:58:57,034
- Cheers.
- All: Cheers.
775
00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:01,372
Mm, tuck in.
776
00:59:03,499 --> 00:59:04,541
Oh, um...
777
00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:08,545
Pete: Mm.
778
00:59:09,088 --> 00:59:10,589
British summer we're having.
779
00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:12,924
Remember South Africa?
780
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:15,385
- Mm.
- Our honeymoon.
781
00:59:15,386 --> 00:59:17,429
Mm. Amazing place, though.
782
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,806
Have you...
do you mi... am I allow...
783
00:59:19,807 --> 00:59:21,100
Can I ask, have you ever been?
784
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:22,851
No.
785
00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:23,936
Oh.
786
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,438
Amazing place.
787
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,565
Yeah, my er,
my doctor's advised me
788
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:31,234
to wear these socks.
789
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,944
You know, he says they'll
make a real difference.
790
00:59:32,945 --> 00:59:34,362
I mean, have you tried them?
791
00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:35,905
- Compression socks?
- Yeah.
792
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,740
- Erm, er, no.
- They...
793
00:59:37,741 --> 00:59:40,076
hold you apparently
and stop you... anyway,
794
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,204
Do you...
do you fly a lot, Ray?
795
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,206
Not really.
796
00:59:48,836 --> 00:59:51,422
Mm, this gravy is incredible.
797
00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:53,674
Best gravy in Bromley.
798
00:59:53,966 --> 00:59:55,050
What's your secret?
799
00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:56,844
If you don't mind...
800
00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:59,346
Er, oh, no.
801
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:01,598
Erm, well, I erm...
802
01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:04,434
I er,
put the chicken on a rack
803
01:00:04,435 --> 01:00:07,021
so that all of the juices...
804
01:00:12,234 --> 01:00:13,152
Sorry.
805
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:14,610
Erm...
806
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:18,949
I, erm, put the chicken
on a rack and erm...
807
01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:24,412
let the juices from
the chicken go onto the veg.
808
01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,497
And then once the
chicken's done, I remove it,
809
01:00:26,498 --> 01:00:29,209
and then into those veg
with all the chicken juices,
810
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:33,881
I add a little bit of flour
and a dash of hot sauce.
811
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:36,342
Oh, hot sauce, huh?
812
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:37,801
Yeah.
813
01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,596
Colin makes a good gravy.
814
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:41,972
Mm...
815
01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:44,849
Colin makes a pretty good
omelette, but that's about it.
816
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,770
(laughter)
817
01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:54,026
What's up with you?
818
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,528
What's... up with me?
819
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,113
- Yeah, what's up with you?
- Mum, let's...
820
01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:00,281
let's talk
about something else.
821
01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:01,532
Yeah, I agree.
I think we can...
822
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:03,284
- we can talk about...
- What... no, no, no, no, no.
823
01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:04,452
- Can't we change the...
- 'Cause, you know, Ray,
824
01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:05,662
'cause I'm not one to judge.
825
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:07,206
I'm just interested.
826
01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:09,041
What's your secret?
827
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:11,584
Have...
have you got another life?
828
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,838
Have you got... have you got
a husband somewhere?
829
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,465
- Pete: Peggy...
- Or a... a wife?
830
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:19,717
Is, is that what
discreet actually means?
831
01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:23,012
Does it just mean that you've
got two wives and ten kids?
832
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,765
You... you don't have to say.
Alright?
833
01:01:25,933 --> 01:01:27,726
Thank you.
I'll keep that in mind.
834
01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:30,687
I'm sorry.
835
01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:36,944
I'm not sure I like the way
you talk to my son.
836
01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:39,780
Well, that is fine.
837
01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:42,282
It's not for you to like.
838
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,701
Excuse me?
839
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:52,668
I can see
that I make you uncomfortable.
840
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,631
That... our relationship makes
you uncomfortable.
841
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:04,138
But... deciding that what makes
you uncomfortable
842
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,306
is bad for your son...
843
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:12,813
Honestly, that's a pretty
backwards way of thinking.
844
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:14,982
I beg your pardon?
845
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:17,484
I'm just saying you sound
a little ignorant.
846
01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:20,945
Well, you sound like a cunt.
847
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,449
- Mum!
- No, I'm sorry, Col.
848
01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:26,409
I'd like to know,
before I die,
849
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:30,037
I'd like to know if my son
is going out with a nutjob.
850
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,497
Is that too much to ask?
851
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,666
Let's talk
about something else.
852
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,626
Colin,
you don't know who he is.
853
01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:35,961
You don't know what he does.
854
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,129
You don't know
if he's a hairdresser
855
01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,839
or a serial killer.
856
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:40,882
He could be on the run!
857
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,301
(laughs) Well, he's too
good looking to be on the run.
858
01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:45,219
He... he'd turn too many heads.
859
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,637
He wouldn't get away with it.
860
01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:49,307
Well... he... he
is very good looking.
861
01:02:49,308 --> 01:02:50,309
He's a creep!
862
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:53,853
Our son is going out
with a good-looking creep,
863
01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:54,979
and you,
you're encouraging him.
864
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:56,440
Now then,
stop it, you don't...
865
01:03:04,072 --> 01:03:05,782
(paper napkin scrunches)
866
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,911
(footsteps receding)
867
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:13,707
(poignant music)
868
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,294
Well... you...
869
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:19,253
Colin...
870
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:22,674
Colin come on, don't...
don't be like that. Colin!
871
01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:41,610
Colin: Roses are red,
violets are blue.
872
01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:44,655
Each day at your heel,
brings me closer to you.
873
01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,533
(soft background chatter)
874
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:51,745
Your hand on the throttle,
your leathers so tight.
875
01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:54,915
I crave your command
from morning to night.
876
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,340
Your grip is a promise,
your gaze a hot flame.
877
01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,842
Next to you I am nothing,
but I'm yours all the same.
878
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:07,844
Oh, yes.
879
01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:09,930
Open wide, baby.
880
01:04:13,225 --> 01:04:14,184
Aah!
881
01:04:15,644 --> 01:04:17,354
(laughter)
882
01:04:18,647 --> 01:04:21,984
The pleasure you give,
the pain that you bring.
883
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:26,279
I'll take it all, Ray,
for you are my king.
884
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,072
(traffic whooshing)
885
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,075
(music crescendoes)
886
01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:35,831
(music stops suddenly)
887
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,125
(man clears throat)
888
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,341
In the village
of Great Dunmow,
889
01:04:47,301 --> 01:04:49,344
there's a side of bacon
890
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:51,929
given every year to the couple
891
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,599
who haven't
had a single quarrel.
892
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:59,313
Well, me and Peggy could've
won that bacon every year.
893
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,482
We had
every possible qualification.
894
01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,068
Apart from not living
in Great Dunmow.
895
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:07,654
(quiet laughter)
896
01:05:08,739 --> 01:05:09,823
Erm...
897
01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:13,577
As we gather, er, today,
898
01:05:14,369 --> 01:05:16,079
to say goodbye to Peggy,
899
01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:21,418
let's not... let's not focus
on the sadness,
900
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,337
let's, erm...
901
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,007
let's celebrate a...
a lovely life.
902
01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,511
(chuckles sadly)
903
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,349
(sniffs)
904
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,100
Sorry.
905
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:42,230
(organ music playing)
906
01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:57,871
(motorbike rumbles distantly)
907
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:36,243
So, er...
908
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:39,830
how was it?
909
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:41,498
It was good.
910
01:06:44,376 --> 01:06:45,627
It was a good turnout.
911
01:06:46,086 --> 01:06:47,337
Oh, nice.
912
01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:49,589
(motorbike rumbles past)
913
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,551
(birds chirping)
914
01:06:58,557 --> 01:07:00,308
(television playing
in background)
915
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,270
(pot clangs)
916
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,782
(breathes heavily)
917
01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:31,381
(winces)
918
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:35,302
(flesh sizzles)
919
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:39,555
YAAAARRRGGGHHH! ARGH! FUCK!
920
01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:40,682
Ray: Colin?
921
01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:42,517
(sobs)
922
01:07:47,773 --> 01:07:49,399
- Lemme see your hands.
- It's fine.
923
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,860
- Lemme see.
- It's fine. (sobbing)
924
01:07:52,861 --> 01:07:54,320
Okay, we need to...
925
01:07:54,321 --> 01:07:55,905
(water running)
926
01:07:55,906 --> 01:07:57,491
get some cold water
on them, okay.
927
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:06,541
It's gonna sting a little.
928
01:08:07,793 --> 01:08:09,252
Yargh! Ah!
929
01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:13,089
Fuck!
930
01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:16,676
Argh.
931
01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:20,180
(sobbing)
932
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,682
Try and hold
your hands under the water.
933
01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,218
Thank you.
934
01:09:10,564 --> 01:09:11,398
Mm.
935
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:26,246
Hey, erm, do you
wanna hear a pizza joke?
936
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:33,962
Nah, it's too cheesy.
937
01:09:38,633 --> 01:09:39,885
(laughter)
938
01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:43,679
Are you gonna eat or do you
want me to keep going?
939
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,097
'Cause I've got plenty
of pizza jokes here.
940
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:47,601
- I'm gonna start eating.
- I can go all night, baby.
941
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:01,406
Sleep in the bed.
942
01:10:04,576 --> 01:10:07,162
It's fine,
I'm feeling much better now.
943
01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:10,874
It wasn't a question.
944
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:52,832
You know I love you, right?
945
01:10:58,129 --> 01:10:59,005
Yeah.
946
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:01,508
But what...
947
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,594
That's not
what this is, Colin.
948
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:07,681
That's not the point.
949
01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:11,267
Isn't...
950
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,645
love the whole point?
951
01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:15,522
Of what?
952
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,359
Everything.
953
01:11:39,129 --> 01:11:40,672
(peaceful breathing)
954
01:12:04,154 --> 01:12:05,655
(melancholic music)
955
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:10,702
(alarm beeping)
956
01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:33,600
(dog panting)
957
01:12:39,481 --> 01:12:40,732
(spraying)
958
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:05,090
(quiet chatter)
959
01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,218
(phone buzzes)
960
01:13:52,137 --> 01:13:53,096
Erm...
961
01:13:53,888 --> 01:13:55,181
Could I ask you something?
962
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:59,269
- Mm-hmm.
- Err... it's I...
963
01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:01,813
I've been thinking...
964
01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:04,815
and er... you really, look,
965
01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:06,860
you don't have to say yes,
I know it was a...
966
01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:08,653
it was a sort of
one-off thing.
967
01:14:09,279 --> 01:14:10,321
But, erm...
968
01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:13,158
I was wondering
if maybe I could...
969
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,618
sleep in your bed
a bit more often?
970
01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,624
Not, not all the time,
obviously. Erm...
971
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:24,002
but maybe...
972
01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:26,546
once a week?
973
01:14:31,301 --> 01:14:32,719
In fact, maybe, erm...
974
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,348
once a week
we could sort of have a, er...
975
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,601
a day off?
976
01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:42,061
Hmm?
977
01:14:42,645 --> 01:14:44,022
You know, a day where we...
978
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,399
wake up in bed together,
979
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:49,736
eat breakfast at the table.
980
01:14:50,445 --> 01:14:51,446
Erm...
981
01:14:53,406 --> 01:14:54,948
I don't know, (laughs)
982
01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:57,160
play a duet on the piano,
that sort of thing.
983
01:15:00,872 --> 01:15:02,332
Not every day, I really...
984
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:04,709
oh, I wouldn't
want that. But...
985
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,295
once a week...
it could be nice.
986
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,339
It could be fun.
987
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:10,840
For both of us.
988
01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:15,803
No.
989
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:21,851
No?
990
01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,686
No.
991
01:15:30,652 --> 01:15:31,653
Fair enough.
992
01:15:34,322 --> 01:15:36,115
- How about once a month, then?
- No.
993
01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:37,408
No?
994
01:15:43,831 --> 01:15:44,874
Have a think.
995
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,212
- Excuse me?
- Just have a think about it.
996
01:15:50,922 --> 01:15:53,216
- Colin, if you're not happy...
- No, I am happy.
997
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,426
Ray, I'm, I'm really happy.
998
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,182
I could just maybe be
a bit happier, that's all.
999
01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,797
Time for bed.
1000
01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,591
I'm gonna stay up,
finish this chapter.
1001
01:16:48,688 --> 01:16:50,273
(footsteps receding rapidly)
1002
01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:10,877
(door creaks)
1003
01:18:18,444 --> 01:18:19,362
(Ray groans softly)
1004
01:18:21,906 --> 01:18:22,865
(bed creaks)
1005
01:18:24,534 --> 01:18:25,534
What are you doing?
1006
01:18:25,535 --> 01:18:26,369
Nothing.
1007
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,120
Out.
1008
01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:29,038
(clicks fingers)
1009
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:34,127
(inhales deeply)
1010
01:18:53,104 --> 01:18:54,063
(loud flap)
1011
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,278
(slaps thighs)
1012
01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:20,797
Oh...
1013
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:21,674
Fuck!
1014
01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:25,303
Take off my t-shirt.
1015
01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:27,346
Stop scowling.
1016
01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:29,473
Take it off.
1017
01:19:29,474 --> 01:19:30,349
Raymond...
1018
01:19:31,726 --> 01:19:34,270
you look very
small-mouthed and old.
1019
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:37,982
What did you say?
1020
01:19:38,399 --> 01:19:40,484
I think you may have heard me.
Raymond, please...
1021
01:19:40,485 --> 01:19:41,818
- Huh?
- Raymond...
1022
01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:42,986
No...
1023
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,655
Ugh... GET OUT!
1024
01:19:44,864 --> 01:19:45,906
(Colin laughs)
1025
01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:47,491
- GO!
- Uh!
1026
01:19:47,492 --> 01:19:48,867
(door slams)
1027
01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:50,620
Ray! Raymond!
1028
01:19:51,370 --> 01:19:52,787
- (banging on door)
- Argh, argh!
1029
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:53,706
Argh!
1030
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:55,207
Fancy a wrestle?
1031
01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,292
Huh?
1032
01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:57,876
Fancy a wrestle?
1033
01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,670
- Ugh! Ugh!
- (banging on door)
1034
01:19:59,879 --> 01:20:01,547
- Do you give?
- Urgh!
1035
01:20:01,756 --> 01:20:03,089
Do you?
1036
01:20:03,090 --> 01:20:04,175
- Urgh.
- (bangs on door)
1037
01:20:10,515 --> 01:20:12,099
(angry breathing)
1038
01:20:12,517 --> 01:20:13,976
(clattering)
1039
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,439
- (bashing keys on piano)
- Daaa-daaa-daaa...
1040
01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,735
(Colin continues
chaotic noise)
1041
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,737
(dog barking)
1042
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:35,289
(dog continues barking)
1043
01:20:36,541 --> 01:20:38,167
(bike engine revs)
1044
01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,304
Colin!
1045
01:20:54,517 --> 01:20:56,102
- Hey!
- (tyres squeal)
1046
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,272
(engine revs sporadically)
1047
01:21:00,273 --> 01:21:01,774
(dramatic music)
1048
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:04,652
(motorbike engine roaring)
1049
01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:15,746
- Hurgh!
- (engine revs)
1050
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:22,795
- (car horn)
- Wanker!
1051
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:06,464
(engine revs hard)
1052
01:22:08,758 --> 01:22:10,468
- (music fades)
- (engine idles)
1053
01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:29,403
(birds chirping)
1054
01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:56,972
Come on.
1055
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:05,940
(clattering)
1056
01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:09,860
Have a seat.
1057
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,032
Erm...
1058
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:17,867
What, what's this?
1059
01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:18,953
Breakfast.
1060
01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:30,756
(cutlery scraping, clanging)
1061
01:23:32,550 --> 01:23:33,676
I don't understand.
1062
01:23:36,887 --> 01:23:38,514
I thought
we could try a day off.
1063
01:23:47,398 --> 01:23:48,482
Mm...
1064
01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:51,277
So, erm...
1065
01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:54,488
what would you like to do?
1066
01:23:57,158 --> 01:23:58,200
What, today?
1067
01:24:00,161 --> 01:24:01,036
Erm...
1068
01:24:01,829 --> 01:24:02,663
What do you wanna do?
1069
01:24:03,581 --> 01:24:05,374
(laughs softly) No, no, no.
1070
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,127
You decide. It's your day off.
1071
01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:13,716
Erm... well, it, er...
1072
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,677
Yeah... it looks like
a nice enough day.
1073
01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:18,679
We could...
1074
01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,725
we could go for a bike
somewhere... maybe?
1075
01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:25,561
No biking today.
1076
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,731
(cutlery scraping)
1077
01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,861
But I'll pay for this later?
1078
01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:37,072
No.
1079
01:24:39,241 --> 01:24:40,242
(slurps)
1080
01:24:43,996 --> 01:24:44,872
Oh...
1081
01:24:51,962 --> 01:24:53,380
(busy street chatter)
1082
01:24:57,468 --> 01:24:58,761
- (car hoots)
- Um...
1083
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:02,515
Do you like, er...
1084
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:05,351
Thai food?
1085
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:07,603
Er, sure, yeah.
1086
01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:09,521
'Cause there's, erm,
1087
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:13,442
apparently there's quite
a nice... place... nearby.
1088
01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:14,652
Okay.
1089
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:23,285
Well, this was fun.
1090
01:25:28,123 --> 01:25:29,458
What do you wanna do next?
1091
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,211
I...dunno.
1092
01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,759
I'm sorry
about the weather, really...
1093
01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:43,681
Sing something for me.
1094
01:25:48,185 --> 01:25:49,936
- What, here?
- Or, actually...
1095
01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:50,855
teach me how to sing.
1096
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:53,732
(scoffs)
1097
01:25:55,109 --> 01:25:55,984
Are you serious?
1098
01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:57,111
I'm very serious.
1099
01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:02,491
Okay.
1100
01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:06,786
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1101
01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:08,956
♪ Da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da ♪
1102
01:26:09,081 --> 01:26:11,292
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1103
01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:14,545
♪ Da... ♪
1104
01:26:15,296 --> 01:26:18,089
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1105
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:24,179
♪ Da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪
1106
01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:29,309
Are you laughing?
1107
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:30,977
No, it's good!
You're very good!
1108
01:26:30,978 --> 01:26:32,353
You think
you're better than me?
1109
01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:34,315
- I didn't say that.
- Is that what it is?
1110
01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:37,526
Wow. Wow, that hurt.
1111
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,737
Er, you know what?
1112
01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:42,364
- What are you doing?
- Wait.
1113
01:26:43,407 --> 01:26:44,992
- Ladies, pardon me.
- Woman: Oh.
1114
01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:47,328
Er... come on.
1115
01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:51,707
(sighs)
1116
01:26:55,753 --> 01:26:56,711
Go ahead.
1117
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,256
Erm (laughs)...sorry.
1118
01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:00,966
(clears throat) Sorry.
1119
01:27:03,427 --> 01:27:06,971
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1120
01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:11,810
♪ Da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da... ♪
1121
01:27:12,061 --> 01:27:14,687
- Oh, it's lovely.
- Yeah.
1122
01:27:14,688 --> 01:27:15,856
(laughs shyly)
1123
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:18,108
(clears throat)
1124
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:22,362
♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
1125
01:27:22,363 --> 01:27:25,532
♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da... ♪
1126
01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:30,579
Ye-ye-yes, yes.
1127
01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:32,873
You liked both, I can tell.
1128
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:34,290
Which one do you prefer?
1129
01:27:34,291 --> 01:27:35,750
Oh, well, him.
1130
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,252
- Him?
- Yeah.
1131
01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:38,754
Ray: Are you serious?
1132
01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:41,047
Unbelievable!
1133
01:27:41,048 --> 01:27:42,048
I'm sorry about him.
1134
01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:42,966
(laughs) He's, er...
1135
01:27:42,967 --> 01:27:44,592
You've paid off
these two fine ladies?
1136
01:27:44,593 --> 01:27:45,843
I've never met
these ladies, Ray.
1137
01:27:45,844 --> 01:27:46,761
Wow.
1138
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:47,887
- (Colin, ladies laugh)
- Alright.
1139
01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,098
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
1140
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:50,933
You're cocky now, huh?
1141
01:27:51,642 --> 01:27:53,102
(adverts play in background)
1142
01:27:57,147 --> 01:27:58,357
(noisy munching)
1143
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:08,784
Oh...
1144
01:28:20,963 --> 01:28:22,297
(jaunty music from advert)
1145
01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:06,967
(doors bang loudly)
1146
01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:10,721
- Excuse me!
- Usher: Oi, dickheads!
1147
01:29:10,971 --> 01:29:12,264
Are you gonna
clean those seats?
1148
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:13,557
Mind the popcorn!
1149
01:29:13,682 --> 01:29:15,725
Pop, pop, pop,
pop, pop! Pa-pa!
1150
01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:17,144
(ethereal, romantic music)
1151
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,522
- Gah!
- Ja!
1152
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:03,941
I can't!
1153
01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:06,234
- Ray: Not gonna make it!
- Colin: Ooh!
1154
01:30:06,235 --> 01:30:08,403
- Oh...
- Go on without me...
1155
01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:13,283
Go! I'm done.
1156
01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:18,664
Come on!
1157
01:30:18,956 --> 01:30:19,790
Come on!
1158
01:30:20,165 --> 01:30:21,582
- Oh!
- Up you get.
1159
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,128
- No, I'm done.
- No, you're not. Come on, uh!
1160
01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:25,586
- Leave me!
- Come on!
1161
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,004
Leave me! Ugh!
1162
01:30:27,005 --> 01:30:28,507
(brawling, grunting)
1163
01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:31,176
Ah...
1164
01:30:33,387 --> 01:30:35,305
Argh, argh!
1165
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:39,642
(brawling, grunting continues)
1166
01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:42,813
- Yes, yes! Ahhh!
- Ah.
1167
01:30:43,397 --> 01:30:44,730
(laughing)
1168
01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:46,441
(both breathing heavily)
1169
01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:35,157
(leaves rustling gently)
1170
01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:44,708
(dramatic piano music)
1171
01:31:57,846 --> 01:31:59,389
(outgoing call ringing)
1172
01:32:21,370 --> 01:32:23,038
(ringing continues,
unanswered)
1173
01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:30,295
(indicator ticking)
1174
01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:51,191
(tense music fades in)
1175
01:32:54,403 --> 01:32:56,280
(footsteps approaching)
1176
01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:09,209
(knocking on door)
1177
01:33:17,384 --> 01:33:18,468
(doorbell buzzes)
1178
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,015
(doorbell buzzes again)
1179
01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:34,276
(muffled) Colin: Ray!
1180
01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:38,946
Are, are you in there? Ray...
1181
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:40,574
(radio weather report
in background)
1182
01:33:53,337 --> 01:33:54,629
(car door opens)
1183
01:33:58,050 --> 01:33:59,008
(car door closes)
1184
01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:00,135
Still nothing?
1185
01:34:00,677 --> 01:34:01,845
(Colin sighs)
1186
01:34:03,013 --> 01:34:04,723
(dramatic piano music resumes)
1187
01:34:05,223 --> 01:34:07,308
- (men chattering)
- (outgoing call ringing)
1188
01:34:07,309 --> 01:34:08,310
Alright, guys.
1189
01:34:09,227 --> 01:34:10,437
How you doing, yeah?
1190
01:34:13,231 --> 01:34:14,858
(people chattering
indistinctly)
1191
01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:16,485
(ringing continues)
1192
01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:18,445
(indistinct chatter)
1193
01:34:21,490 --> 01:34:23,657
He can't just have disappeared
off the Earth.
1194
01:34:23,658 --> 01:34:25,201
Ray does his own thing.
1195
01:34:25,202 --> 01:34:26,243
You know what, it's fine.
1196
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,871
- Forget it, forget it.
- Colin!
1197
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:29,289
(ringing continues)
1198
01:34:30,082 --> 01:34:31,625
- (car door opens)
- (beep)
1199
01:34:44,096 --> 01:34:45,889
(slurping ice lollies)
1200
01:34:47,391 --> 01:34:49,726
Let's knock it on the head
for today, shall we?
1201
01:34:51,728 --> 01:34:52,687
Yeah.
1202
01:34:53,105 --> 01:34:54,439
(inhales deeply)
1203
01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:57,401
We can look somewhere else
next weekend. Okay?
1204
01:35:01,488 --> 01:35:02,697
Or not.
1205
01:35:04,408 --> 01:35:05,450
Up to you.
1206
01:35:07,327 --> 01:35:08,745
(seatbelt clicks)
1207
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:13,208
- (car engine starts)
- (melancholic music)
1208
01:35:40,277 --> 01:35:42,362
(music swells)
1209
01:36:24,738 --> 01:36:25,989
- (sighs)
- (music fades)
1210
01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:37,626
(pub chatter)
1211
01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:45,175
(music playing in background)
1212
01:37:09,074 --> 01:37:10,200
About me...
1213
01:37:12,869 --> 01:37:14,746
(vocal warm-up singing)
1214
01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:20,544
Colin: I've been told I
have an aptitude for devotion.
1215
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,839
I'm obedient, hard-working,
1216
01:37:25,215 --> 01:37:27,592
and excellent
at following instructions.
1217
01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,844
I'm low maintenance,
1218
01:37:30,053 --> 01:37:31,721
have a high pain threshold,
1219
01:37:31,930 --> 01:37:33,640
and rarely fail to please.
1220
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:35,683
But I'm also very modest,
1221
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:37,309
so this is the only time that
1222
01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:39,104
you'll hear me
sing my own praises.
1223
01:37:39,604 --> 01:37:40,897
Unless you ask.
1224
01:37:42,899 --> 01:37:44,484
I won't cut my hair
for no-one.
1225
01:37:44,818 --> 01:37:46,735
And I do require
one day off a week.
1226
01:37:46,736 --> 01:37:48,196
That's not up for debate.
1227
01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:50,907
The rest of the time,
1228
01:37:51,449 --> 01:37:52,826
your wish is my command.
1229
01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:55,245
(men start singing)
1230
01:37:56,288 --> 01:37:57,664
(whistles)
1231
01:37:59,332 --> 01:38:00,166
Nice.
1232
01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:07,006
♪ When your world
is turned around ♪
1233
01:38:07,007 --> 01:38:10,093
♪ Why not smile? ♪
1234
01:38:10,468 --> 01:38:17,182
♪ Don't wear a frown, smile ♪
1235
01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:20,060
♪ Though your heart
is aching ♪
1236
01:38:20,061 --> 01:38:22,479
♪ Smile ♪
1237
01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:25,566
♪ Even though it's breaking ♪
1238
01:38:25,567 --> 01:38:31,113
♪ When there are
clouds in the sky ♪
1239
01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:35,993
♪ you'll get by if you smile ♪
1240
01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:38,788
♪ through your
fear and sorrow ♪
1241
01:38:38,913 --> 01:38:44,293
♪ Smile and maybe tomorrow ♪
1242
01:38:44,294 --> 01:38:46,754
♪ You'll...
you'll see the sun ♪
1243
01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:49,840
♪ Come shining through ♪
1244
01:38:49,841 --> 01:38:54,136
- ♪ For you-u-u ♪
- (football fans shouting)
1245
01:38:54,137 --> 01:38:56,472
What you playing at mate,
make some space!
1246
01:38:56,473 --> 01:38:58,516
(barbershop quartet
continues humming)
1247
01:39:14,699 --> 01:39:15,617
Darren?
1248
01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:18,328
It's Colin.
1249
01:39:21,081 --> 01:39:22,290
You're early.
1250
01:39:24,709 --> 01:39:25,960
Yeah, sorry.
1251
01:39:29,089 --> 01:39:33,384
♪ Light up your face
with gladness ♪
1252
01:39:33,385 --> 01:39:37,347
♪ Hide every trace
of sadness ♪
1253
01:39:38,264 --> 01:39:40,557
♪ Although a tear ♪
1254
01:39:40,558 --> 01:39:44,770
♪ May be ever so near... ♪
1255
01:39:44,771 --> 01:39:48,982
♪ That's the time you
must keep on trying ♪
1256
01:39:48,983 --> 01:39:52,403
♪ Smile,
what's the use of crying? ♪
1257
01:39:52,404 --> 01:39:53,404
(chuckles)
1258
01:39:53,405 --> 01:39:58,493
♪ You'll... you'll find that
life is still worthwhile ♪
1259
01:39:58,910 --> 01:40:02,997
♪ If you just smile ♪
1260
01:40:03,123 --> 01:40:05,416
♪ You must keep on trying ♪
1261
01:40:05,417 --> 01:40:11,213
♪ Smile
What's the use of... crying? ♪
1262
01:40:11,214 --> 01:40:14,509
- ♪ You'll find that life... ♪
- Can you cook?
1263
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:16,761
Yeah. Yeah, I can cook.
1264
01:40:18,513 --> 01:40:19,388
What do you fancy?
1265
01:40:19,389 --> 01:40:21,348
♪ A smile
is still worthwhile ♪
1266
01:40:21,349 --> 01:40:23,309
Surprise me. No gluten.
1267
01:40:24,269 --> 01:40:25,561
Can't be dealing
with any gluten.
1268
01:40:25,562 --> 01:40:27,271
- No gluten?
- Yeah.
1269
01:40:27,272 --> 01:40:30,817
♪ Smile... ♪
1270
01:40:36,948 --> 01:40:40,660
♪ There's a road
I know I must go ♪
1271
01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:46,915
♪ Even though I tell myself ♪
1272
01:40:46,916 --> 01:40:48,793
♪ That road is closed ♪
1273
01:40:51,713 --> 01:40:53,840
♪ Listen, lonely seabird ♪
1274
01:40:54,382 --> 01:40:58,845
♪ You've been away
from land too long ♪
1275
01:40:59,846 --> 01:41:02,348
♪ Aw, too long ♪
1276
01:41:05,685 --> 01:41:09,856
♪ I don't listen
to the news no more ♪
1277
01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:17,155
♪ Like an unwound clock,
you just don't seem to care ♪
1278
01:41:20,325 --> 01:41:22,744
♪ This world
isn't big enough ♪
1279
01:41:23,411 --> 01:41:27,123
♪ To keep me away from you ♪
1280
01:41:28,416 --> 01:41:30,418
♪ Aw, from you ♪
1281
01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:36,007
♪ Seabird, seabird ♪
1282
01:41:36,299 --> 01:41:37,300
♪ Fly home... ♪
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