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I'm sorry.

It looks like I've got the last part of my talk.

Oh By the way, I mean very

very Sullivan This is my brother, Peter. He rocks all of them. Peter the rat? Uh

-huh. Why is he called Peter the rat?

Uh, the rat. Well, he rocks the rat.

I just want you to have a smile on your face. Fine, but people that don't know

us yet.

Can you pop the trunk on?

So,

Wendy,

you coming up with us for a drink?

Yeah. Great.

Hey, look at these lovebirds.

Hey, you guys. Get laid.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, that looks better on you than it does on me anyway.

Winner, Kentucky Derby. Come on, Peter.

Got everything?

Yeah.

Wow, what a great place.

Huh?

Mm -hmm.

Wow, man, look at this view.

Hey, Peter, check this out.

Yeah, nice.

Oh, man.

Look, I got to call Timo.

Yeah, when you get through off the phone, I want to call Donna, okay? Okay.

Kimo! Hey, man.

It's Barry.

Hey, it's good to hear your voice, too, man. How you been?

Hey, look, man, I'll see you here in, say, about an hour and a half, okay?

Hey, where'd Wendy go?

Man, look at her. Isn't she hot?

Yeah, she's nice.

It's hot, man. What are you talking about, nice?

What's wrong with you? Look at that.

You know what's wrong with me? I think I need some time, really.

I want to have some space on my own.

I really, you know, you go ahead. No, you do it. You do your thing, really.

be in the other room.

Okay, man.

Man.

Oh.

Thank you.

you

Oh.

Don't forget to bring your friend tomorrow, okay? Okay

Hey, man.

Hey.

I just saved a girl's life.

What are you talking about?

I just saved a girl's life on the beach. Yeah, me too.

I'm telling you, man. Right out there. Right out there on the beach. Yeah, I

saved a girl's life today, too.

Yeah, did you have black hair? No, man. I just had a nice red pussy. Oh, go fuck

yourself. Thanks for the intro.

Oh, chemo, man. I'm sorry. This is my brother, Peter.

Oh, whoa. Peter, chemo. How you doing, man? Hey, college buddies, man.

Really? Oh, I'm telling you what. Man, this is going to be one hell of a

vacation, you know that?

Just off the plane and I already got laid.

And don't you make any plans tomorrow, you fuck.

I got you a hot date with a really great looking brunette.

Does she have black hair? Yeah, Rock, she's got black hair.

So look, man, you don't look so

happy. What's the deal?

Uh, is it Donna again?

Hey, come on, let's just set up my fucking stage, okay?

Hey, man.

All that fucking Donna shit.

Look, I came out here for a different reason than you did.

Try to get away from it all, all right? You want pussy? Hey, look, I line up

these chicks, you know? I mean, what the fuck I want pussy?

You know, I thought, you're my brother, man, I love you. I mean, I thought you'd

want to get laid.

That's up, Charlie. I realize, I appreciate it, but, you know, I don't

ready right now for all that shit, okay?

I just want to, you know, kind of relax.

Man, these chicks are hot, man.

No, I'm not standing out hot. It's amazing, but I still do my own thing.

Well, look, man. This chick even looks like Donna, the one I want to set you up

with. Nobody looks like Donna, right? Hey, this chick's got bigger tits than

Donna has.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're a dick, man.

Now you see?

Now that is paradise.

Oh, man.

What a view.

Yeah.

Watch.

That's what I'm doing. I'm looking at it.

Bill, you still thinking about Donna?

I don't know.

Oh, man.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe on a mountain top in Hawaii.

Oh, man.

You believe me? No, I can't. I can't.

Can you hear my voice?

Yes.

There.

Oh.

What? What?

Oh, mother... Fuck!

Fuck!

of a chick man and have your brother sitting there getting hit at the same

Woo!

Yeah, it was fucking great.

You mean pretty good.

Woo -hoo -hoo!

You're in there, bro!

Hey, Peter.

Looks like that girl over there needs some help with her suntan lotion.

That's her case. She can help herself.

I don't know about you guys. These two girls are wild and horny.

What's coming up above us?

The sun.

Exactly. That's the reason why I came here.

I think time is a waste on you guys.

I'm going to check out. I'm going to go visit one of those two girls.

You guys take care. I'll give you a report on it later.

Okay, you got it. Do your stuff.

Hi.

You're definitely Southern California.

Holloway, Redondo Beach, and you're here with a girlfriend to escape a

boyfriend.

Probably to find fun in the sun here for the holidays, right?

You're definitely right. It's amazing.

How did you figure that out?

Oh, these things come easy after a while.

Let's see.

You're a surfer.

You're very dark.

And a hunk.

You're definitely right. That's amazing.

How do you figure these things out?

I want to get dark like you and get wet.

And play like Dolphin.

Dolphin? How do you play that?

Come on, I'll show you.

Kick back and enjoy the sound of the ocean

I'll

tell you what you tourists girls sure know what to do

when you get it hard.

So I see you've met my friend Moby.

Moby Dick.

Yeah.

Can I play with some of that?

Uh huh.

Oh, I see you got your eye on somebody over there.

Finally. Ah.

Hey, man. Why don't you go for it?

Go for what?

That shit, man.

What? What about the shit?

What was you staring at? I was not. I was not staring at it. Oh, come on, man.

Go for it.

Go for what, man? Go for what?

Go get her number.

Go get a number? Would it make you feel better if I go get a number? I don't

think you got the balls to go get a number. Oh, I don't got the balls, huh?

don't you just leave it, Barry?

I don't got the balls? Hey, look, man, I'll leave it, okay?

Okay, man.

No, no, no.

Okay, okay. Would it make you feel better if I get a number?

I'm going to go over there, and I'm going to get a number, okay?

I'm going to get a number, and I'm going to touch your face, okay?

Okay? You say it. You want it.

You want it.

I was wondering about you. Good job, guys.

Oh, sorry.

Hi. Hi.

You got the time?

Yeah.

It's 4 .15.

Are you sure?

Sure what?

That it's 4 .15.

Of course I'm sure. It's a course watch.

Oh, oh. Well, that's great. Uh -huh.

Yeah. Oh, I appreciate this very much.

I can't believe it. That motherfucker's getting her number. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing great. I couldn't thank you enough. This is the

Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.

Bye.

Oh, boy, here he comes.

Casanova himself.

Piece of cake.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

I got a date.

So come on, man. Tonight.

So how'd it go last night?

Okay, pretty good. Yeah, I'll bet.

What'd you do, man? Where'd you go?

Well, we went to the beach and then we went to dinner.

Yeah? That's romantic.

You know what?

Yeah, man?

And then, you know... I guess he hasn't got

over his ex yet.

Nah, these one -night flings, man, they just...

I don't think they're doing the trick for him. He needs more of a semi

-permanent relationship.

Yeah, that's easier said than done.

You know, I don't even think Peter was really on a date last night. I think

just living a lie to save his face.

It's not right.

Come here.

Come here. How much closer can I get? Come on. Right here. Yeah, that's nice.

Give me a hand. Look at those muscles.

Can I make a muscle with?

Yeah. That's how you give blood in the hospital like that. I love your muscles.

Look at mine.

Do you like my muscles?

Feel it.

Where is it? Up here.

That's a muscle.

I believe you.

So what do you want to do today?

Maybe just stay right here.

No, let's go swimming.

No, I took a dip this morning.

Well, let's go play tennis.

No, I can't play that. I hit that ball, the fucking thing goes miles.

No, I can't do that.

Peter, do you know what I want to do?

What? I don't know, like, fuck you.

Let's go play.

Where?

Come on, I'll show you.

Don't you want to hear it?

No, no, no, no.

Thank you.

So, what do you do in your spare time over there in Kellogg 498?

Well, I'll tell you.

All my time's spare.

And what I like to do with it... Oh,

what I like to do with my spare time.

I like watching guys get it on.

With girls, of course.

I like watching the dick go into the cunt and then in and out and that noise

the girls...

Oh, and they just get so into it, and the guys are like... And it goes in and

out.

And then the cum, and the girl eats the cum, and sometimes they gag, and I like

it because they're in pain.

I'm in the S &M, too.

And I really like that stuff because... And then the guy sticks it in the girl's

butt, and the girl just... It's great. I love it. I love it. Oh, my God, come

here.

You got me beside you.

Really? Do you have any more girlfriends like you in California?

I want to watch them and have sex.

In and out.

See, I'm shaking. I'm so excited.

Up and down and up

and down.

I just want to go in that sun. I want to bake my brains.

I don't even want to see my eyeballs when I get home, you know what I mean?

Hey! Hey!

Hey, how you doing?

I'm fine.

Oh, I can't believe it, too.

Yeah, well, you look better now than you did before. Hey, what is this? This is

the girl I saved on the beach I was telling you about upstairs in the condo.

You're kidding!

No, I'm telling you, this is the one. This is my hero.

Your hero? I'm my hero.

You son of a bitch.

That's right.

Did I lie to you? No!

I'm her aqua velvet man. How you doing?

I'm his brother, Barry. Hi.

Barry, and your friend?

Hi, this is Barry, and I'm Peter. Peter. Hi. How you doing?

You know that flower?

How about that flower?

I like that flower.

I like it.

You're very pretty.

And you're very sweet.

You know,

you kind of remind me of the girl I used to date back in the day.

Oh, what's her name?

Oh, her name is Donna.

Well, I did. I used to love him. That's all behind me.

It would make it much easier for you to do.

Come here. I want to push.

You know what? Never ask me where you're from.

You're from Greece?

Okay.

I got a joke for you.

Where was the biggest French primate in?

Greece.

Come on.

Doesn't work?

I'm serious.

Are you serious?

There we go.

Well, baby, I want to be inside.

Thank you.

Hmm.

What I don't want

This is the life.

This is the life.

Who can't beat this fuck?

It's so juicy, you know?

I love it.

Sweet. So sweet.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Come on.

Come on, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh.

I found out about a luau from the desk clerk at the hotel.

That's great!

You want to go?

Sure, man. Look, my friend Kimo's got a boat. There's a party on it, too, man.

Okay, great. We'll go to his party, and we'll go to the loo. I'll get fucked.

We'll fuck at both of them. All of them.

I get jealous when he does.

I can't believe you're saying that. No, it's true.

You?

How do you think I feel? What about Mom?

Do you think Peter likes me?

Can't you tell? Of course he does.

I like him, too.

You're pretty sweet about her, aren't you? Oh, yeah, she's nice. She's nicer

than Donna, you know. Well, she's getting better, you know. Donna, here we

with Donna. Come on, she was all right.

Is she a good lover?

Yeah. She's naked.

Wait, what?

Look, we're in fucking Hawaii, man. What the fuck are we doing?

What are we doing here? We got beautiful chicks right in the back of the boat.

Let's not talk about sorrow.

Makes your dick go limp, right?

Why don't we just go around to the back of the boat and enjoy life?

It's about time you guys shut up. I thought we were having a party here.

Uh -oh, we got lost in the front.

We had some old business to discuss.

Hi. Hello, Candy.

How are you doing, hon?

Fine.

Did you bring any pot?

Getting a lot of sun?

Yeah. So you having a good time?

Yeah. Yeah? Nice.

I like the way you talk.

Thank you. You're welcome.

I'm still thinking about that head you gave me. Really?

Oh, yeah.

We can get together later. Sure,

anything you say.

Hey, how about we get on a little dingy, maybe, and go for a little ride?

A dingy?

No, that's a weenie. I mean a dingy, a little boat.

You got a mouthful, huh?

I think

I have another urge to make love to you.

Looks like they're dying to have sex down there.

You go down there and get it started so I can watch, okay?

You like to watch, don't you?

Sure,

why not?

Oh.

Oh, no.

Sweet Jesus.

I'll eat it.

I love your chits.

Mr. Blow that shit off, blow that piss off!