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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:14,375 --> 00:00:17,791 [crowd cheering] 4 00:00:39,250 --> 00:00:40,041 [Phone buzzes] 5 00:00:45,375 --> 00:00:46,041 Hello? 6 00:00:46,458 --> 00:00:47,791 Ryan's Voice on Phone: Hey, buddy. 7 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,333 -What you up to? 8 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,958 Hey, are you sure you guys can't come out for Christmas? 9 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:54,375 -No, I don't think we can make the money work. 10 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:55,208 [Sighs] 11 00:00:56,333 --> 00:00:57,625 What if we could swing it for you? 12 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:57,958 [Sighs] 13 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,541 -Can't ask you guys to do that. 14 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:03,041 Sandy already bought the tickets, Didn't she? 15 00:01:03,041 --> 00:01:04,708 Yeah. You should check your email. 16 00:01:05,375 --> 00:01:07,833 You know, I've been working on Lucas's dinosaur thing. 17 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:10,125 I don't know. 18 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,583 It's got me thinking about the year we met him. 19 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:15,958 I just want everybody around for Christmas this year. 20 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,416 -Yeah, [Chuckles] That was a fucking year. 21 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,083 [Smiles] 22 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:20,666 Hey, it was a good one for me. 23 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:21,458 -Yeah 24 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:23,791 Not so great for me. 25 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:25,375 -Everybody makes mistakes. 26 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:26,166 All right. 27 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:27,875 I'll talk to you later bro. 28 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,708 ♫ You've been holding out for weeks ♫ 29 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:32,958 ♫ Don't you say something when 30 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,333 ♫ it don't mean nothing don't you say. 31 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,250 ♫ Don't you say something 32 00:01:38,291 --> 00:01:41,000 ♫ when it don't mean nothing don't you say... 33 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:48,583 ♫ Breaking in the faces... Cut down to the bone. 34 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,500 ♫ Can we leave it till the morning... 35 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,458 ♫ I fall apart on own 36 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,666 ♫ Faking all the braces... 37 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:59,250 ♫ Cracking in the acetone 38 00:01:59,708 --> 00:02:01,916 ♫ Can we leave it till the morning... 39 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:04,000 ♫ I fall apart on my own 40 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,125 ♫ You know, I hate to see your heart break 41 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,458 ♫ And you fraying at the seams 42 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:11,291 ♫ Cuz you held it out for me. 43 00:02:11,291 --> 00:02:13,416 ♫ Cuz you held it out for me. 44 00:02:14,708 --> 00:02:16,750 ♫ Touch down like a hurricane, 45 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:19,333 ♫ Throwing all your petty dreams. 46 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:21,791 ♫ Cause you held it out for me. 47 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,916 ♫ Why'd you held it out for me 48 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:26,416 ♫ Don't you say something when it 49 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:27,291 ♫ Don't mean nothing. 50 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:29,041 ♫ Don't you say. 51 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:31,416 ♫ Don't you say something 52 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:34,291 ♫ when it don't meaning nothing don't you say... 53 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,500 ♫ Breaking in the faces... 54 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:42,041 ♫ Cut down to the bone. 55 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:44,500 ♫ Can we leave it till the morning... 56 00:02:44,791 --> 00:02:46,541 ♫ I fall apart on my own 57 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,583 ♫ Faking all the braces... 58 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,708 ♫ Cracking the acetone 59 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,541 ♫ Can we leave it till the morning... 60 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:57,958 ♫ I fall apart on my own 61 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:01,166 ♫ I fall apart on my own... 62 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:09,250 Go grab me a case of beer and some eggnog. 63 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:09,958 All right. 64 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:17,291 [Bell rings] 65 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:33,166 Well, hey there, beautiful. 66 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:35,208 Is your name, Jingle bell? 67 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:36,625 No. 68 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:37,416 No? 69 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,750 Because you look like you're ready to jingle all the way. 70 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,750 [Laughter] 71 00:03:42,041 --> 00:03:43,083 Oh, really stud? 72 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,375 Oh, absolutely, babe. 73 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,083 Oh, sorry. 74 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:05,041 first day on those new legs hot shot. 75 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:07,208 Yeah, I, um... 76 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,250 I wasn't really paying attention. 77 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:09,750 It's Okay. 78 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,000 Trying to meet cute shit my girl, 79 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:12,833 Fucking loser? 80 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:14,166 Shutup,Ryan 81 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,166 Don't mind him. 82 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:15,958 He's an ass. 83 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:17,041 Yeah. Shut up, Ryan. 84 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:18,041 Shut up, Spencer 85 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,541 Guys, are we fucking doing this or what? 86 00:04:19,625 --> 00:04:20,416 Let's go make that money 87 00:04:20,541 --> 00:04:22,750 Make that money. You need way more than money. 88 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:24,916 That girl's out of your fucking league. 89 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:27,666 Wasn't that the pot calling the kettle black? 90 00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:29,208 I could do better. 91 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:30,541 Oh but you love me. 92 00:04:30,541 --> 00:04:32,625 Who's this kid? 93 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,583 I'm Lucas. 94 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,916 You don't have to raise your hand. It ain't school. 95 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Right, umm... 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,208 I'm visiting my dad for Christmas. 97 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:44,208 I'm just spending the holidays with him. 98 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:47,708 This is Ryan, Josh, Spencer, and I'm Becca. 99 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,750 -That's no candy cane in my pocket 100 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:51,708 Ha hah 101 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:55,375 Pretty sure I saw an after school special 102 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:56,416 about people like him. 103 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:58,000 How many times have your dad seen 104 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,458 Chris Hansen? 105 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,208 My mom told me to give him a chance. 106 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:02,458 Good luck with that. 107 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:04,625 What are you doing now? 108 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,416 We're going to go caroling if you want to come later. 109 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,958 I love caroling. 110 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,125 I mean, me and my mom always go, 111 00:05:11,250 --> 00:05:11,708 but... 112 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:12,833 It would be good to have at least 113 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:13,541 one to sell it. 114 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:14,791 Well, talk to your dad. 115 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:15,541 We'll be outside. 116 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,083 Let me be your stocking stuffer. 117 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:21,958 Oh... 118 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,291 Aren't you a cutie? 119 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:26,583 Is this your dad? 120 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:27,833 Lucky boy. 121 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,041 Yeah, that's me. 122 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:31,041 Lucky. 123 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,666 Dad, can I go hang out with those kids? 124 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:34,458 They're going caro... 125 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:36,250 They're not going caroling at all, I swear. 126 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:37,791 You know what? 127 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,750 Maybe you should stay out for a while. 128 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,291 We're going to celebrate Christmas a little bit 129 00:05:43,291 --> 00:05:43,625 early. 130 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:45,916 You know, "Deck the halls", am I right? 131 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,916 I, I thought you said we weren't decorating this year. 132 00:05:55,625 --> 00:05:56,291 Oh, honey. 133 00:05:56,875 --> 00:05:58,333 You're not the brightest bulb on the 134 00:05:58,333 --> 00:05:59,333 Christmas tree, are ya? 135 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,333 That guy's dad is a real weirdo. 136 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,666 I have a candy cane in my pants. 137 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:07,041 There's no way he'd get with that girl. 138 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:09,250 I can come. 139 00:06:09,666 --> 00:06:11,083 My dad's going to go decorate the house 140 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:11,583 with that girl. 141 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:12,875 Wait, wait. 142 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:15,041 What did your dad actually say? 143 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:17,750 He said he was going to go deck the halls. 144 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,791 Yeah, you're not getting the context. 145 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:22,041 [Laughter] 146 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:26,166 Did you use me as your goddamn accessory again? 147 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:26,750 Relax mate. 148 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,875 [Inaudible chatter] 149 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:34,416 Come on, let's get a move on. 150 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:34,833 Shit. 151 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:36,541 We're having a moment. 152 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,291 Did he steal that candy bar? 153 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:40,708 Yep. 154 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,583 ♫ Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump. 155 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,958 ♫ Look at Frosty go. 156 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,125 ♫ Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump. 157 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:54,833 ♫ Over the hills of snow. 158 00:06:58,291 --> 00:06:58,833 [Clears throat] 159 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,500 Thank you for listening today, sir. 160 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:04,250 We're here collecting donations for orphans. 161 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,916 A lot of these children are sick 162 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,958 No hopes, No parents. 163 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:12,625 Bullshit! 164 00:07:12,916 --> 00:07:14,541 Bullshit, get the hell out of here! 165 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:17,083 Bunch of rotten little beggars, get lost! 166 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:23,041 [Laughs] 167 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:25,791 Really? -Yeah. 168 00:07:25,791 --> 00:07:27,416 I didn't even notice that you jumped over. 169 00:07:27,458 --> 00:07:30,041 Yeah -It was a good, good jump. 170 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:31,708 That was a good leap, I saw that. 171 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:32,416 Thank you. 172 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:33,750 [Chatter] 173 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:36,583 Let's see what we got. 174 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:38,875 Break you off some. 175 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:40,291 Thank you. 176 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:47,916 Well, I got one more for you. 177 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,750 But I'm saving it up for headshots. 178 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:53,000 Going to be the next Corey Feldman. 179 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:55,416 All right, guys, I gotta get ready. 180 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:56,583 Later, Spence. 181 00:07:56,791 --> 00:07:57,291 Later, Lucas. 182 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:58,000 Later, guys. 183 00:07:58,041 --> 00:07:58,166 Bye. 184 00:07:59,041 --> 00:07:59,916 [Laughter] 185 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,958 [Sighs] 186 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,375 Hey, Ryan, you coming? 187 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:08,333 This shit's heavy. 188 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:09,791 Yeah, yeah. 189 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,291 You know, it's just... 190 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,250 It's weird. 191 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:17,416 You say that every time you... 192 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:18,958 have to see her. 193 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,125 What the fuck did you just say, Spencer? 194 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:21,875 Let's go! 195 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,208 [Playful music] 196 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,000 Hey, fuckers! 197 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:34,791 Hi! 198 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,750 They're here! 199 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:36,875 -Welcome back. 200 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:38,208 Hey! 201 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,333 What did you bring me? 202 00:08:41,541 --> 00:08:42,291 Hey, hey. 203 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:44,541 [Laughter] 204 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,708 What did you bring me, please? 205 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,291 Jesus, you little mooch. 206 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:51,625 This is a classic. 207 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,375 Uncle Spence. 208 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:54,333 The book uncle. 209 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:54,875 What? 210 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:55,541 Hey, hey. 211 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,875 Books are a smart gift. 212 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,625 Thank you, Uncle Spencer. 213 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:07,541 Oh... 214 00:09:07,666 --> 00:09:09,583 Thank you so much! 215 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:10,375 You're welcome. 216 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:11,583 -Oh my God! 217 00:09:11,958 --> 00:09:12,375 Hi. 218 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:12,958 -Hi, 219 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:13,958 How are you? 220 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:15,166 Good, how was the flight? 221 00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:16,125 It was okay. 222 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,041 Thank you. 223 00:09:17,041 --> 00:09:17,375 [Chatter] 224 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:17,833 You're welcome. 225 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,875 [Chatter] 226 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,500 You're the fucking worst. 227 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,125 I know. 228 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,041 Okay, what are we doing now? 229 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:23,625 What is this? 230 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:24,166 Oh! 231 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:24,833 How's it going? 232 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,708 Sandy, Hi, -Hi. 233 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:27,958 What is this? 234 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:29,250 Uhh... 235 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:33,708 It's good seeing you. 236 00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:35,750 Well, hey, so good to see you guys. 237 00:09:36,041 --> 00:09:37,125 Yeah, definitely. 238 00:09:37,875 --> 00:09:39,958 And next time, less destructive toys. 239 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,041 Oh, come on. 240 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,708 It's going to just escalate. 241 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:43,458 I know. 242 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,666 So, uh, y'all want to go 243 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,166 grab a drink? 244 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:50,583 No, I'm exhausted. 245 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,750 You guys wore the kids out, so, 246 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,583 Sandy's probably going to wear me out. 247 00:09:55,916 --> 00:09:56,250 [Smiles] 248 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:57,500 I'm game. 249 00:09:58,500 --> 00:09:59,833 Stacy's with, uh, friends, 250 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:00,458 Oh. 251 00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:01,291 Yeah. 252 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:01,875 Sweet. 253 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:02,833 All right. 254 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,000 Well, I'll see you guys later then. 255 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:06,125 You guys have fun. 256 00:10:06,791 --> 00:10:07,166 Yeah. 257 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,458 Have fun, you two. 258 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,125 Always the same. 259 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:15,833 Hey. 260 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:16,958 Hey. 261 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:18,625 Is it that bad? 262 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,000 Yeah, she can't see her like that. 263 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:23,833 That's why we're here. 264 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:25,291 Thanks. 265 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,583 How'd you get this? 266 00:10:35,958 --> 00:10:37,000 Don't worry about it. 267 00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:38,791 Let's say I'll be the new Feldman 268 00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:39,291 next year. 269 00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,208 Thank you. 270 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,500 [Instrumental Music] 271 00:10:51,625 --> 00:10:53,083 Well, you two got plans tonight. 272 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:54,791 You're going to have a fucking Christmas. 273 00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:56,041 No, you guys have fun. 274 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,375 Lucas is helping with my One Tree Hill script. 275 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,000 That isn't weird at all now, is it? 276 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,333 Sandy sends her love, but she's not 277 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,375 feeling well today, so. 278 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,625 I got to work anyway, so see 279 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,041 you guys later. 280 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,291 Stacy, what do you think? 281 00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:11,666 Want to go see a fight? 282 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:12,375 Of course. 283 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,666 Is that even a question? 284 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,833 I cannot believe Stacy's a senior this year. 285 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:22,750 I mean, that's nuts. 286 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,083 I know. 287 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,833 She's already got early acceptance. 288 00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,416 I'm really proud of her. 289 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:28,500 I mean, you should be. 290 00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:29,125 That's awesome. 291 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:30,375 So how are you? 292 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,125 Just working. 293 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:34,541 Bills to pay. 294 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,083 You know. 295 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:36,500 Umm, 296 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,083 Maybe I'll go back to school. 297 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:39,000 I don't know. 298 00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:39,666 You should. 299 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,458 You're fucking brilliant. 300 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:42,708 Another one guys? 301 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah. 302 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,541 One more won't kill me. 303 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,416 Umm, then could we close the tab? 304 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,916 So, how's everything with you? 305 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,833 Can't complain. 306 00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,375 I mean, I've got a few gigs 307 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,500 coming up I'm pretty excited about. 308 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,166 I'm sure it will be great. 309 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,041 No one is as dramatic as you are. 310 00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,083 I know, right? 311 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,250 [Laughs] 312 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,125 No, I got it. 313 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:02,583 I got it. 314 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,041 I got it. 315 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,541 I got it. 316 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,458 Hey, saw you in that crime drama. 317 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,000 Really made the one line count. 318 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,000 I'm just a little worried. 319 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,291 There was more in there, but they 320 00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,333 didn't get to put it in all 321 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:15,875 the way, I guess. 322 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,333 I don't know. 323 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,791 But, you know, I'm proud of it. 324 00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:19,458 Do you have another card? 325 00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:20,333 This one didn't work. 326 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,041 Oh. 327 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,333 No, yeah. 328 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,041 Of course. 329 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:24,250 Thanks, man. 330 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:24,458 Sorry. 331 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,250 You know, checking, savings, you know, that's 332 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:26,916 probably didn't transfer right. 333 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:27,458 I get it, man. 334 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,000 I have no money. 335 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,375 Sucks. 336 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,666 By the way, I'm sorry I didn't 337 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:34,833 make it to your mom's funeral. 338 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,500 We just couldn't make it work. 339 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:37,666 It's fine. 340 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,500 We hadn't seen her in a couple 341 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,041 years anyway. 342 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:41,458 Yeah. 343 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,333 Still sucks, though. 344 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,291 It always did. 345 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,458 I know, I just... 346 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,208 It didn't go through either, man. 347 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,125 Just try them all. 348 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:51,958 Just try them all. 349 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:52,500 Try them all. 350 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,166 I can get it. 351 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:55,833 No, no, no. 352 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,208 It's fine. 353 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,000 I got it. 354 00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:58,875 I think I got it. 355 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:02,458 It's been really nice. 356 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:03,708 No, it has been. 357 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,375 And this is amazing to see you 358 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:05,583 again. 359 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,208 It's been really awesome to... 360 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:10,791 Sorry, It didn't work. 361 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,833 You're fucking killing me, man. 362 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:13,916 I'm so sorry. -I... 363 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:14,583 Got it. 364 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,208 I don't know what to do. 365 00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,250 [Sighs] 366 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,083 Here you go. 367 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:18,875 Sorry. 368 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,541 We gotta get going anyway. 369 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,083 Alright. 370 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,375 [Instrumental Music] 371 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,791 So, what's up with you kind of 372 00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,000 acting like an asshole lately? 373 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:37,333 I know. 374 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,375 Sorry, it's just... 375 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,583 Spencer's going to L.A. 376 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,541 For film school. 377 00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,000 And I wanna go with him and act. 378 00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,291 Becca, I love you. 379 00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:49,708 I want you to come with us. 380 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:51,916 Ryan. 381 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,416 I can't do that even if I 382 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:54,958 wanted to. 383 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,541 I can't move across the country like 384 00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,458 some starving artist. 385 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:00,958 You'll figure it out. 386 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,208 You don't owe your mom anything. 387 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:04,291 This isn't about her. 388 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:05,708 You know that. 389 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,833 This isn't fair to ask me. 390 00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:10,208 Look. 391 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,958 I don't abandon people. 392 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,958 Hey, that isn't fair. 393 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,666 I asked you to come with me. 394 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,083 There's nothing for me here. 395 00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:20,833 Oh, yeah. 396 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,083 Nothing here for you. 397 00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,375 I guess we aren't enough for 398 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,208 the great Ryan. 399 00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,666 That's not how I meant it, Becca! 400 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:28,791 Sorry. 401 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,666 This isn't how I thought things would go. 402 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,000 I know. 403 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,208 You didn't think. 404 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,125 But maybe we should take a 405 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,541 break while you figure out what 406 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:39,958 you want. 407 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:40,416 No. 408 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,666 Becca, come on. 409 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,625 Maybe loving each other isn't enough. 410 00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,125 Becca, please. 411 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,750 Becca, I'll stay. 412 00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:50,958 I'll stay. 413 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,791 It won't be your excuse, Ryan. 414 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:54,458 You figure out you. 415 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,458 Hey, roomie. 416 00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,083 Can I... 417 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:57,583 Come on. 418 00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:58,583 Give me a hug. 419 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,833 Shut up, Spencer! 420 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:04,500 Spencer. 421 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,833 You gotta read the room better. 422 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,333 It is colder than Jack Frost's 423 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,291 nutsack out here. 424 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041 It is not that fucking cold. 425 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,666 It's cold. 426 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,833 You dramatic idiot. 427 00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:19,791 Hey. 428 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:20,375 Hey. 429 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:22,750 Look. 430 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,041 I just want to say tonight... 431 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,833 Your laugh, 432 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,166 And your smile. 433 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,041 I just feel like I'm 16 again. 434 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:30,500 Ryan. 435 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:31,291 What? 436 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,000 We both know where this goes. 437 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:35,625 What if it didn't? 438 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,333 Christ. 439 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,166 Look. 440 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,500 Nothing's changed. 441 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:46,083 Okay? 442 00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:47,291 I'm here. 443 00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:48,583 You're there. 444 00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,291 There's a lot of history between 445 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:50,791 those places. 446 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,625 I gotta go. 447 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,000 No. 448 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,041 You are the only person that's 449 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,125 ever made me feel like this. 450 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:00,708 Okay? 451 00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:06,833 You two 452 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,291 Are cute. 453 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,583 Oh, Jesus! 454 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:08,916 H. Fuck! 455 00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:09,541 Oh, go. 456 00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:09,958 Go. 457 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:13,666 Oops. 458 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,375 My bad. 459 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,041 You know... 460 00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:27,791 Maybe we should... 461 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,083 Find a way to organize... 462 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,333 All of whatever this is. 463 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,125 Maybe we can use, like... 464 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,541 A calendar or... 465 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,583 A spreadsheet or something. 466 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,375 I don't know. 467 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,916 I have the system. 468 00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:43,583 How's that working for ya? 469 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,125 [Chuckles] 470 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,125 I gotta pick up more jobs. 471 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,666 You guys... 472 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,750 Are coming to my tryout tomorrow. 473 00:16:59,208 --> 00:16:59,541 Right? 474 00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:00,666 Of course, sweetie. 475 00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:01,666 I, uh... 476 00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,750 I think I have to work. 477 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:04,041 Oh. 478 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,375 That's... 479 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,250 Fine, I guess. 480 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:10,958 I'm sorry. 481 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,333 Oh, my God. 482 00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,750 Why are you kicking me? 483 00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,791 Oh, my God. 484 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,375 Your father is so dense. 485 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,708 And your mother is abusive. 486 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,791 [sarcastic sound] 487 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,458 Umm, Yes, sweetie. 488 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:28,583 We will both be there for 489 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,125 you tomorrow. 490 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:29,625 Okay? 491 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,083 You gotta remember what's important. 492 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:40,500 Okay? 493 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,333 I'm going to work on Lucas' 494 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,708 stupid-ass dinosaur. 495 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,541 -I'm getting you a planner. 496 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,916 Oh, my God. 497 00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:51,958 I have a system. 498 00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,083 [Sighs] 499 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,375 ♫ Joy to the world. 500 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:04,916 [Air pump sound] 501 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,083 Are you singing a Christmas song, 502 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:07,500 Joshua? 503 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:08,750 No. 504 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,458 [Sound intensifies] 505 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,333 Clever girl. 506 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,500 I apologized. 507 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:24,250 You were right. 508 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,333 Oh, I know. 509 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,625 Hey, you're kind of hot when 510 00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,541 you admit you're wrong. 511 00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:34,500 In that case... 512 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,333 I am very... 513 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,458 Very, 514 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,291 Very... 515 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,166 Sorry. 516 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:43,958 You know... 517 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,833 I really like you. 518 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,375 But... 519 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,333 With all my shit... 520 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,750 Maybe this isn't a good idea. 521 00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,625 I couldn't care less about that. 522 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,375 I think I love you. 523 00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,875 Am I still weird? 524 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:05,708 Yeah. 525 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,250 But sweet. 526 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,041 [Upbeat music] 527 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,583 All right, Sandy, let's go. 528 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,166 Time to get up on the roof. 529 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:23,791 Mm-mm. 530 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:24,708 Get to work. 531 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,375 I like it better when you're on my crutch. 532 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,958 [Laughter] 533 00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:30,875 Our little miracle. 534 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,041 Oh, hey, Darlene, can you be 535 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,625 careful with that? 536 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,750 Lucas, I got your Jesus. 537 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:36,833 Come on, Darlene. 538 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:37,250 No, wait. 539 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:38,458 Come on, Darlene. 540 00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:42,833 I love our blasphemous little girl. 541 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:43,708 I do, too. 542 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,958 [Music fade away] 543 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,666 You okay, sweetie? 544 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,666 I don't know if I can 545 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,208 do this. 546 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,208 I'm the only girl. 547 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,958 And I'm so tired of all 548 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:13,458 this shit. 549 00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,375 Darlene, listen to me. 550 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,916 There is nothing you can't do. 551 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,125 And don't let any of those 552 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,458 assholes tell you otherwise. 553 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,500 Now... 554 00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,083 Go fuck him up. 555 00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,708 [Applause] 556 00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:35,625 Come on Darlene 557 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,000 What's some girl doing out there? 558 00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:38,500 Eww, 559 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,541 That girl's going to kick his ass. 560 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,375 Okay, Shut the fuck up Andersen Cooper. 561 00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,166 [Cheers] 562 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750 -Crowd: Let's go. 563 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,750 Get up, get up 564 00:20:55,833 --> 00:21:00,041 [Cheering] 565 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,375 Kill them. 566 00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:02,875 I like her. 567 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,375 [Whistle] 568 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,750 [Applause] 569 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,541 [Laughter] 570 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,375 [Chatter] 571 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,916 [Honk] 572 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,583 Hey, get the hell out of the way. 573 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:26,625 Fuck you. 574 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,208 We were having a moment here. 575 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,666 What trash? 576 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,958 Hey, you sanctimonious bitch. 577 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,666 You apologize right now, 578 00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,000 or I rip you out of this fucking car. 579 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:39,166 Sorry. 580 00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:39,875 God. 581 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,083 Now fuck off. 582 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,541 Cheers to Darlene. 583 00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,541 To Darlene, champion wrestler. 584 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:49,625 All right. 585 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,833 Okay, bone crusher. 586 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,958 Walk me through it, step by step. 587 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,083 If I want to crush someone's 588 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,541 bones, what am I doing? 589 00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,625 You're hitting them really hard. 590 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,666 Sorry for blowing up in there. 591 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,166 Yeah, we kind of lost it. 592 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:06,250 That was really unlike me. 593 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:06,458 That was really unlike me. 594 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 You went crazy. 595 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,750 He pulled an illegal move on you. 596 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,333 It was so illegal. 597 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,583 Yeah, it was a little over 598 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:11,833 the top. 599 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:12,583 I've never seen you like that Lucas. 600 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:12,916 It was very appropriate. 601 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,625 Maybe, yeah, I'm not like that. 602 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,916 I've never seen you like that. 603 00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:17,375 So who was that lady? 604 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,875 That lady was crazy. 605 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,375 The one we kept passing the flask to? 606 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,833 No, she was beautiful. 607 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,708 Well, she was beautiful. 608 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,166 [Laughter] 609 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,416 Where did she come from? 610 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,875 She's an angel, it's fine. 611 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,458 [Calm music] 612 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,541 Wait, what did the doctor say? 613 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:46,791 Months? 614 00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:48,000 Weeks? 615 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,875 I don't know. 616 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:52,833 It's new for sure. 617 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,625 She's gonna be okay. 618 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,458 She always is. 619 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:58,291 No. 620 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:00,916 Not this time. 621 00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:04,041 What are you gonna tell the girls? 622 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,500 I don't know. 623 00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:06,916 Hey. 624 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,541 Mom's got a couple days left 625 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:09,916 to live. 626 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:12,541 Josh. 627 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:14,291 I don't know what to do. 628 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:17,458 It should be me. 629 00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,083 Do you want me to stay 630 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:20,750 with the kids tonight? 631 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,166 Okay. 632 00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,166 I don't wanna leave her alone. 633 00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,333 I love you both. 634 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:27,541 And I got them. 635 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,125 Love you too. 636 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,875 I think you dropped these. 637 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,416 Thanks. 638 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,166 I'm sorry. 639 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,166 Really. 640 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,666 I'm sorry. 641 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,125 [Glass clattering] 642 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,166 Munchkin 643 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:15,791 Munchkin 644 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,916 Munchkin 645 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:23,916 Time out. 646 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:26,916 [Sighs] 647 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,125 Machete? 648 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:37,833 Fuckin' Ryan. 649 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,291 I swear I had it up 650 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:40,708 in my closet. 651 00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,291 You know there is no height 652 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:44,416 that she can't reach, right? 653 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:45,958 Valid. 654 00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,083 Hey, um, 655 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,375 On your way to work tomorrow. 656 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:50,291 Could you give me a ride? 657 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:51,958 Yeah, no problem. 658 00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,916 Becca's coming over to hang out 659 00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:56,625 with mom and that one over there. 660 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:58,250 Huh... 661 00:24:59,333 --> 00:24:59,791 Cool. 662 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:10,541 Hey there. 663 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:10,833 Hey. 664 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:12,250 I, uh, 665 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:14,375 brought you something to eat. 666 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,583 I'm not hungry. 667 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,458 Don't give me that look. 668 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:27,958 Hey, hey, come. 669 00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,125 Lie down. 670 00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:32,625 You've been running around all day. 671 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,000 [Sighs] 672 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,125 [Whimpering] 673 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,625 It just wasn't enough time. 674 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,166 It's never gonna be enough time for us. 675 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,458 Do you, um, 676 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,750 do you ever regret it? 677 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:16,375 Of course not. 678 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,250 Umm, 679 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,125 We have much longer than we 680 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:23,791 thought we would. 681 00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:27,916 It's going to be okay. 682 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,041 How about you try this out? 683 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,250 See if you like it. 684 00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:35,958 Okay. 685 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,166 Oh, this shit's gross. 686 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:43,875 You don't like it? 687 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,916 No, it's gross. 688 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,708 Well, my dad said it makes 689 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,916 my mom bearable and if you 690 00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:49,791 don't wanna drink it, I will. 691 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:50,875 No, no, no. 692 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,791 No, I'm cool. 693 00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:52,500 I'll finish it. 694 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,250 That's what I thought. 695 00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:54,500 Jeez, man. 696 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,000 How's Sandy? 697 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,500 She said she's doing better, but 698 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083 I don't know if I believe her. 699 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:11,875 Man, I wish I could just 700 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:12,375 fix it. 701 00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:15,458 It's fucked up. 702 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:17,208 Sorry, man. 703 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,125 I don't think there's anything you 704 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:20,875 could do to fix it. 705 00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:23,833 I think you could help. 706 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,166 I love her, Ry. 707 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,291 And I don't know what I'm 708 00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:31,958 gonna do without her. 709 00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:36,916 I wanna do everything for her. 710 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,125 I wanna have a house. 711 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,916 I wanna have kids. 712 00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,208 I wanna do all of it 713 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:43,583 for her. 714 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,083 Man, she doesn't deserve this. 715 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,083 So you're in love now like 716 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:50,625 the little bitch? 717 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:52,875 Like you don't love Becca? 718 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,083 Of course I do. 719 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:55,791 We both know for her, I'm 720 00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:56,333 a big bitch. 721 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:56,666 Yeah. 722 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:58,958 I think it's always gonna be 723 00:27:58,958 --> 00:27:59,458 like that. 724 00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:02,583 Whatever happens, 725 00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,791 we'll always be here for each other. 726 00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:06,791 That's how it's always been. 727 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:08,750 Thanks, Ry. 728 00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:16,791 I knew you couldn't handle it. 729 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,458 That shit's gross. 730 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,000 Just take it. 731 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,250 Watch how professional does it. 732 00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:19,625 All right, go. 733 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:20,083 Yeah. 734 00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,458 [Phone buzzes] 735 00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,458 Hmm... 736 00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,416 Josh. 737 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:56,583 Yeah. 738 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,250 I don't think I'm gonna make 739 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,041 it out this time. 740 00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:18,708 My whole life, I knew that 741 00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:19,458 it was coming. 742 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,208 But 743 00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:27,541 I, 744 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,333 Josh. 745 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,208 I'm scared. 746 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:40,291 I'm really scared. 747 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:40,375 I'm scared. 748 00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:42,750 [Sobbing] 749 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:47,208 We have to take 750 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,750 We have to take Darlene to work. 751 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:50,916 I need you to be there 752 00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:51,625 for our girls. 753 00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:01,375 [Music] 754 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,333 [Sighs] 755 00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:13,375 It's not going to be long. Is it? 756 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,375 They said soon, but who knows? 757 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,083 Can we do anything? 758 00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:28,583 Yeah, of course. 759 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,208 Take care of her, let her know that you love her. 760 00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:40,125 Hey, Dad, actually, I called out of work. 761 00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,625 Can you take me to my girlfriend Sarah's house? 762 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,333 Yeah, sure. 763 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:46,875 Girlfriend, huh? 764 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,791 You guys still call each other that? 765 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:50,833 No, Dad, of course not. 766 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:51,875 No one speaks like that. 767 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:52,458 I meant 768 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:55,333 Girlfriend. 769 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500 Are we okay? 770 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:03,916 Well, 771 00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,083 It's good and bad. 772 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,291 The good news is 773 00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,541 I don't have to worry about you getting pregnant. 774 00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:17,166 The bad news, I'm still surrounded by women. 775 00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,916 What's she like? 776 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,500 She's sweet. 777 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:25,916 She's smart. 778 00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:29,708 She has this thing she does when she smiles. 779 00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:32,250 Yeah, 780 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,208 She's pretty great. 781 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,333 Sounds like she makes you happy. 782 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,916 That's all I care about. 783 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,750 Well, and if she's rich. 784 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,250 Well, her and her family do go on vacation and come back in tan. 785 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,708 Tropical vacation, people. 786 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,833 [Laughs] 787 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,416 Nice. 788 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,208 Come here. 789 00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:00,416 I love you, kid. 790 00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:02,125 [Honks] 791 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:04,708 Hey, fuck you, asshole! 792 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,416 I'm having a moment with my father! 793 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,750 [Movie playing in the TV] 794 00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,541 [Laughs] 795 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:18,708 Becca, 796 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,000 are you getting my wife fucked up? 797 00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,333 [Laughs] 798 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:29,541 Lucas took Munchkin to something, somewhere. 799 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:34,958 It's, uh, it's, it's medicinal. 800 00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:37,958 Oh yeah, it's been medicinal since we were 16. 801 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,666 Oh, no, that's, that's, that's a difference. 802 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:42,250 Back then, we were bad. 803 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,916 Now, now, now we have a reason. 804 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,250 [Laughs] 805 00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,250 I'm going to get a shower. 806 00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:49,458 Oh, 807 00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:51,208 Josh. 808 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:52,125 Yeah? 809 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:54,958 Can you get us pizza? 810 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,958 Yes, I will get you pizza. 811 00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,083 [Coughs] 812 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,625 Are you ready yet? 813 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:16,416 Makeup takes a little longer nowadays, thank you very much. 814 00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,500 Hey, what, what's going on? 815 00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,625 What are you getting ready for? 816 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:21,958 Oh, we're going out. 817 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,166 We decided we would do that while you were sleeping, 818 00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,083 you old man. 819 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,250 The doctor said. 820 00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:30,125 I love you, but I'm not just going to lay down there and wait until I... 821 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,166 Hey, come on. 822 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,000 Dad, come on. 823 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,500 Okay, come on. 824 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:40,500 You need to let her enjoy something, okay? 825 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,666 She's been stuck in that room. 826 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:42,583 Okay. 827 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,416 All right, we'll go for a little bit. 828 00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:53,166 I'm very happy you see it my way. 829 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,041 Has there ever been another way? 830 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:55,708 Oh, no. 831 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:56,416 No. 832 00:33:58,958 --> 00:33:59,833 Also, she's coming. 833 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:01,750 Absolutely not. 834 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:05,083 [Upbeat music] 835 00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,375 ♪ The show's at eight, it's almost nine 836 00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:13,250 ♪ You text and say you won't make it this time 837 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:15,708 ♪ Usually I'd say that's fine 838 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,625 ♪ But it's been three weeks, I've only seen you twice 839 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,250 ♪ Thought things were going great 840 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:26,208 ♪ Until you disappeared without a trace 841 00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,583 ♪ Usually not one to chase 842 00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:32,500 ♪ But I like your vibe and I like your bass 843 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,416 ♪ If you don't like me anymore 844 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,458 ♪ I wish that you would say so 845 00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:39,958 ♪ It's getting paranormal 846 00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:41,708 ♪ This ghost situation 847 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,916 ♪ And if you're moving on 848 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,833 ♪ You're not doing me a favor 849 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,916 ♪ By letting me be the last to know [Music ends] 850 00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,083 Oh, I'm so sorry. 851 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,458 Sir, I'm so sorry. 852 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,333 I am so sorry. 853 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,833 [Laughs] 854 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,208 Can I get a Coke please? 855 00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,916 Hey there, can I buy you a drink? 856 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,041 Thanks, but you're not my type. 857 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,875 Should we, uh, go over there and help her? 858 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,000 Nah, she's all right, she's got it. 859 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:20,708 Let's have a drink, come on. 860 00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:22,208 Seriously, back off. 861 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,791 Don't be such a bitch. 862 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,916 [Thud] 863 00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,375 Thanks for the drink. 864 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:43,083 Wow. 865 00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,500 That was bold. 866 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,250 -Here you go, Darlene. 867 00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:45,958 That was bold. 868 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,250 That's ah... 869 00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:50,416 Oh, wow, you're being a cool dad for once. 870 00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:54,041 You're allowing our daughter to take a shot. 871 00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:55,666 What? 872 00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:55,791 What? 873 00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:55,875 What? 874 00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:57,500 [Laughter] 875 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,208 [Upbeat music] 876 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,791 ♪ I ... 877 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,708 ♪ I ... 878 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,875 ♪ Cut deep your coursing through 879 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,833 ♪ I just want I just want you 880 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,875 ♪ I ... 881 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,958 ♪ I'm ... 882 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,166 all in I'm yours to lose 883 00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,833 ♪ I just want I just want you 884 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:24,666 ♪ I ... 885 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,958 ♪ I ... 886 00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:30,166 ♪ I'm cut deep your coursing through 887 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:32,125 I just want I just want you 888 00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:32,791 [Music fade off] 889 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,916 [Footsteps] 890 00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:08,666 [Sobbing] 891 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:19,250 I can't do this without you 892 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,916 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 893 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,666 Look, there's one right there. 894 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,125 Just stop it, okay? 895 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:39,291 Hey, you're gonna have to do all the talking 896 00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:40,083 while here, all right? 897 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,000 I get really uncomfortable in situations like this. 898 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,958 I feel like all I'm gonna do is mention, like, Beetlejuice three times. 899 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,083 Don't do that. 900 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,083 I mean, you know, you're right. 901 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:52,875 I mean, Pet Sematary is a much better, you know, situation for this scenario. 902 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,041 Let's try something, okay? 903 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,458 Let's just, uh, let's be normal. 904 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,208 Can we do that? 905 00:38:58,958 --> 00:38:59,416 Yeah. 906 00:38:59,416 --> 00:38:59,916 For our friend? 907 00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:01,041 Okay. 908 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:01,791 Great. 909 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:11,833 Sorry, we missed the funeral. 910 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,000 Our flight kept getting delayed. 911 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:16,875 It's fine. 912 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,333 Hey, man, you know how much we love Sandy. 913 00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:22,541 Yeah, I know. 914 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,083 Do you want to ride back to the house? 915 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,125 I know people are... 916 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:28,875 Well they're arriving. 917 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:31,333 Yeah, yeah. 918 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:32,458 I should be there. 919 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,125 It's not the mood for all the... 920 00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,208 She's in a better place. 921 00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:39,416 Bullshit. 922 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:47,500 You know, at the end, she pretended to be real strong, but 923 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,333 she was so scared. 924 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:54,125 I couldn't do a fucking thing for her. 925 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,500 I miss her so fucking much. 926 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:01,166 Hey, we miss her too, okay? 927 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,083 We miss her too. 928 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,250 And believe it or not, you're gonna be fine. 929 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,583 I promise. 930 00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:06,125 How? 931 00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:09,166 I got two fucking kids at home that don't have a mom now. 932 00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:09,833 Hey, hey. 933 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,750 One step at a time, okay? 934 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,125 We're gonna be okay. 935 00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:14,541 All right? 936 00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,083 It's a good thing we're back for a while. 937 00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,208 You could use the help. 938 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:19,500 What do you mean? 939 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,791 Oh, oh, we're going full house on this, buddy. 940 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:23,541 All right? 941 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,458 I'm Jesse. 942 00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:25,875 He's obviously Joey. 943 00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:26,666 Sure. 944 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,125 What? 945 00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:30,125 No one wants to be Joey. 946 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,916 Oh, that's such a Joey thing to say. 947 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,250 [Laughs] 948 00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:38,458 I can't ask you guys to do that. 949 00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,875 Well, Sandy said you'd say that, so you got us. 950 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,208 Sandy and her plans, huh? 951 00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:49,000 I bet she thought this one was gonna be real funny. 952 00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,666 Yeah, yes, she did. 953 00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:55,708 She's just sad she won't see that dumb look on your face. 954 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,708 But seriously, we should probably get going. 955 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:02,625 Yeah. 956 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:03,083 Yeah, you're right. 957 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,958 But before we go, I'm gonna pay my respects, okay? 958 00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:09,416 Alright 959 00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:10,750 I love you. 960 00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,958 That means just me. 961 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,125 Beetlejuice. 962 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,083 Beetlejuice -No. 963 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,250 Just, just go. 964 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:24,791 Beetlejuice. 965 00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,583 Thanks for letting me crash. 966 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,375 Stacey's at her friend's house. 967 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,791 I just, I can't be there when they're like this. 968 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,000 Of course, whenever. 969 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,583 So tell me about this date. 970 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,416 It was that good. 971 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,833 It's weird, we've all been friends forever. 972 00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:44,083 But like, with me and him, it's been different for a while now. 973 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:47,666 And it was like an actual date. 974 00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,583 He even walked me to my door and we kissed. 975 00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,291 We really kissed. 976 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,458 See, I told you. 977 00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,166 Yeah, you did. 978 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,333 Several times. 979 00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,500 Loudly. 980 00:41:56,708 --> 00:42:00,291 But I just don't want him to have to deal with me being sick all the time. 981 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,125 He doesn't deserve that. 982 00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,208 No, don't do that. 983 00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,041 He's not a kid. 984 00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,583 If you both like each other, he can make his own decision. 985 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:06,916 Do you like him? 986 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,916 I mean, yeah, I really do. 987 00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,416 Okay, well then go for it. 988 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:14,666 But first, this shit is starting to burn, so like... 989 00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:23,333 Hey. 990 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,000 Hey. 991 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:25,666 Wow. 992 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:26,875 Thank you. 993 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:30,833 I haven't seen you smoke a cigarette since your black hair emo days. 994 00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:33,250 Yeah. 995 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,708 Hey, did you see the casserole in there? 996 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:43,458 It's huge. 997 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,416 You know, I could be eating for a month. 998 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:48,541 Yeah, 999 00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,083 Good thing you brought a friend to help. 1000 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:52,958 Tristan? 1001 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:53,916 Trixie? 1002 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:54,875 Tramp? 1003 00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:55,791 Am I getting close? 1004 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,208 Yeah, I should have seen that one coming. 1005 00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:03,083 And it's umm, it's Tracy, and I'm sorry. 1006 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,750 You don't owe me an explanation. 1007 00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,583 Yeah, I kind of do. 1008 00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,333 I should have told you. 1009 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,750 But you didn't think. 1010 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,541 No, I didn't. 1011 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,625 Let's not... 1012 00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,083 It's not important. 1013 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:25,791 Umm, 1014 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,375 Friends? 1015 00:43:30,666 --> 00:43:31,416 Friends. 1016 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,291 She's really gone, isn't she? 1017 00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:38,250 Yeah. 1018 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,083 Yeah, she is, and it really fucking sucks, right? 1019 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,375 Come here. 1020 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,041 It's okay. 1021 00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:55,791 [Laughs] 1022 00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:59,291 I, uh, stole at the airport and kind of stuffed 1023 00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:01,500 it in Spencer's bag during a security check. 1024 00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:01,916 Nice. 1025 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:02,875 Good, good, good. 1026 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,916 [Laughs] 1027 00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:08,041 If you need anything at all, I'm here, okay? 1028 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,125 Thank you. 1029 00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,375 [Laughs] 1030 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,750 What the fuck? 1031 00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:26,833 Is this the essay due Friday? 1032 00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:31,916 What's another word for, like... 1033 00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:32,208 Daddy! 1034 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,375 Oh, it's Uncle Ryan. 1035 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:41,208 You both look like you got impressively positive STD results. 1036 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:46,500 Is that positive as in good, or positive as in... 1037 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:49,666 Don't worry. 1038 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:51,375 I got something that'll cheer everybody up. 1039 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:56,625 How's the apartment? 1040 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,291 When is Daddy waking you up? 1041 00:44:58,583 --> 00:44:58,958 Soon. 1042 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,708 He's just tired. 1043 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,166 Aaw, aaw! 1044 00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:03,125 Wait five minutes! 1045 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,541 Oh, it burns like I had my ex-girlfriend 1046 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,791 after a night in Bangkok, you piece of shit! 1047 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:08,791 Self-control! 1048 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:09,583 Aaw! 1049 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,333 It's in my eye. 1050 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:18,708 Hey, buddy. 1051 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:20,791 Dinner's ready. 1052 00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:23,125 I'm good. 1053 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:24,625 Jesus. 1054 00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,083 Come on, man. 1055 00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,791 Yo, it's been two weeks. 1056 00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:31,416 You haven't even left this room besides going to work. 1057 00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:38,666 It's too much. 1058 00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,500 I feel like I can't even fucking breathe anymore. 1059 00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:50,666 I feel like everything that was good in my life is gone. 1060 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,541 Hey, hey, listen. 1061 00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:57,958 There's good stuff down there right now that are relying on you, 1062 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,000 all right? 1063 00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:03,125 For what it's worth, man, all you gotta do is just show up. 1064 00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,083 You're right. 1065 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,833 I know I'm right. 1066 00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,125 Come on. 1067 00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:09,750 All right, go ahead. 1068 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:19,541 Dad? 1069 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,500 Hey, baby. 1070 00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,375 [Exhale deeply] 1071 00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:58,958 Fucking Ryan. 1072 00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:03,250 Uh... 1073 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,500 Honey, I'm home. 1074 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,166 You know, I think the audition went really good. 1075 00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:21,833 You know, I really think I have a shot to be on this C- 1076 00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:22,333 W? 1077 00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:27,416 Babe? 1078 00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,541 [Moaning] 1079 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,250 [Moaning] 1080 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:44,875 Oh, bitch got a scented candles. 1081 00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:52,791 I'm taking my hoodie back. 1082 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,416 All right, smile in three, two, one. 1083 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,500 One more time. 1084 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,166 Three, two, one. 1085 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,833 What are these photos for again? 1086 00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:14,625 Business photos for normal work things. 1087 00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:15,791 Got it. 1088 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:17,833 General and specific. 1089 00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:18,416 Cool. 1090 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:22,083 Have you noticed anything weird lately? 1091 00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:24,375 Lady, you don't know the half of it. 1092 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,875 Now, let's smile for this one, okay? 1093 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:30,666 Three, two, one. 1094 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:41,958 [Suspenseful music] 1095 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:46,958 One more goddamn holdout. 1096 00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:50,666 Dad? 1097 00:48:51,416 --> 00:48:53,375 Sarah texted asking if we can go out tonight. 1098 00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:56,333 Uh, no, I have, uh, I have overtime. 1099 00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,791 Dad, that's like the third double this week. 1100 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,875 You're gonna give yourself a freaking heart attack. 1101 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:05,416 Don't forget to take your meds. 1102 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,416 Take your meds. 1103 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,416 Hey, Munchkin. 1104 00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,041 Hey, Josh. 1105 00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,041 Hey. 1106 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,666 Dad? 1107 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:20,333 Dad? 1108 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,208 Yeah, hey, what's up? 1109 00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,166 Why don't crabs have eyebrows? 1110 00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,833 I have no idea. 1111 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,916 I'll talk to you in a minute. 1112 00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:35,166 [Calm music] 1113 00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,625 Hey, Spencer. 1114 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:09,166 It alright if I stay with you for a while. 1115 00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,458 Mmm Hmm 1116 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,250 Tramp called 1117 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,291 I'm sorry. 1118 00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,583 Yes, you can stay. 1119 00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:28,041 Long day. 1120 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,416 Please cry quietly. 1121 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:31,791 I will. 1122 00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:48,125 [Air leaking] 1123 00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:51,875 Mom, it's decorating day. 1124 00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:52,291 Let's go. 1125 00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:53,666 I have the last box of decorations. 1126 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,791 Yeah you have fun with that. 1127 00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:57,833 Are you okay? 1128 00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:58,375 Yes, mother. 1129 00:50:58,416 --> 00:50:58,875 I'm okay. 1130 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:00,125 It's decorating day. 1131 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:00,583 Let's go. 1132 00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,666 Hang on, I'm coming. 1133 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:08,791 Yeah? 1134 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:11,250 Gerald Sinclair, CEO of Sinclair Properties. 1135 00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,958 I thought I should stop by to make a personal appeal, 1136 00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,958 as it appears you've rebuffed several of my agents. 1137 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:20,458 We're working to beautify this neighborhood. 1138 00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,375 It's running down. 1139 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:25,125 For months, we've been working with the current residents 1140 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,916 to help them move forward. 1141 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:30,875 Well, since you put it that way, what's the offer? 1142 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:35,125 We're offering 20% of over the fair market... 1143 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:38,250 Girls, what do you think? 1144 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,000 Fuck you. 1145 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,583 Yeah, fuck you. 1146 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:47,666 There are the bosses. 1147 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,083 Fuck you. 1148 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,750 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 1149 00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:55,666 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1150 00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,583 That word's just for assholes. 1151 00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,458 Assholes. 1152 00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:02,750 All right, let's go. 1153 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:03,708 We gotta go to Lucas's. 1154 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,500 Look, I know it's been a shitty day, 1155 00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,166 but we can't disappoint Captain Christmas. 1156 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,583 I got that Santa thing tonight. 1157 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:16,916 It's open bar. 1158 00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:17,958 You guys can come. 1159 00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:22,708 I should have led with the free booze. 1160 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:30,916 We need more lights. 1161 00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:32,250 We need more lights. 1162 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:37,041 Hi. 1163 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:38,875 Sorry I'm late. 1164 00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,375 The joys of Christmas retail. 1165 00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:43,125 Okay. 1166 00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:45,041 How are we doing? 1167 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:46,458 Fine. 1168 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:48,000 Just fine. 1169 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,458 Waiting for the sweet release of death. 1170 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,666 I want my house to be 1171 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,166 seen from space. 1172 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:57,750 That's fair. 1173 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,000 Who did this? 1174 00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:04,333 Lucas is like a five-year-old. 1175 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,833 [Grunting] It's not that bad. 1176 00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:08,125 Pretty bad. 1177 00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:11,500 So, uh, sound like a rough day? 1178 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,833 You know, it is what it is. 1179 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,791 So, uh, how's Stacey's new place? 1180 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:19,916 It's really nice, actually. 1181 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:21,666 New job's going well. 1182 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,708 Very proud of her. 1183 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:23,833 Well, you should be. 1184 00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,458 You raised the hell out of her. 1185 00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:26,000 Thanks. 1186 00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:30,833 Um, I was sorry to hear about Tramp? 1187 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:31,541 Tracy. 1188 00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:36,333 Looks like a depraved sewing machine. 1189 00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:42,291 How did you hear about that anyway? 1190 00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:43,750 Spencer's a gossipy bitch. 1191 00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:44,875 She's right. 1192 00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:49,458 Dude, seriously? 1193 00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:51,875 How did you get this in here? 1194 00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:53,291 I don't know. 1195 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:54,541 You are the biggest freakin'.. 1196 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,666 I just threw it on top of the roof. 1197 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,125 Jackass. 1198 00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:58,250 Ahhh! 1199 00:53:58,708 --> 00:53:59,041 Ryan! 1200 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:05,291 Ryan! 1201 00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,041 You all right? 1202 00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,458 Is he okay? 1203 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,250 Fuck, No. 1204 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,708 Hey, 1205 00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:23,000 Idiots! 1206 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,416 You okay? 1207 00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:26,958 Why the fuck would you fall off the...? 1208 00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:38,916 Guys, I got.. Ow...! 1209 00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:39,375 Whoa! 1210 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,000 Check it out, check it out! 1211 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,541 I found Spencer's old Tree Hill script thing. 1212 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,500 One tree-hill? 1213 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:43,833 Whatever. 1214 00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:45,208 Don't you fucking dare! 1215 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,833 [Screaming] 1216 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:55,333 Sunset has splashed across the court as Nathan walks up to Skills. 1217 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:55,833 No, no, wait. 1218 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:56,416 That's private! 1219 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:57,125 That's private! 1220 00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:57,958 Get him, Get him 1221 00:54:57,958 --> 00:54:58,416 Get him! 1222 00:54:58,416 --> 00:54:59,000 Ryan, get him! 1223 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,583 Hey, Skills! 1224 00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:02,833 What are you doing alone out here? 1225 00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,250 Come on, Josh! 1226 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:05,333 Yo, Nathan! 1227 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,250 Just getting my shots in. 1228 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,708 How about you? 1229 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,333 I've been thinking a lot about it. 1230 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:17,083 I want to learn all about those skills, 1231 00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:20,083 and then you can teach me how to, you know, bounce them balls. 1232 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,625 [Laughs] 1233 00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:23,125 He was so into it. 1234 00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:23,625 Josh come on 1235 00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:26,250 Guys, this isn't funny anymore! 1236 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,583 [Inaudible] 1237 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:31,125 Hey. 1238 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,708 -Hey, 1239 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,375 So tonight's date night, Sarah. 1240 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,541 No, you can't. 1241 00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:40,625 You have to watch your sister. 1242 00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:43,500 I put it on the thing like two— 1243 00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:44,833 No, no, no. 1244 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,875 That is not a system. 1245 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,125 Mom would use something called a fucking calendar. 1246 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,333 That is bullshit. 1247 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:52,041 I have to, okay? 1248 00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,000 I said I would. 1249 00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:53,833 I have to. 1250 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,166 Oh, okay. 1251 00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:56,125 Yeah, no, I get it. 1252 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:57,833 It's the same shit every weekend. 1253 00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,000 I have bills to pay. 1254 00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,708 I have to. 1255 00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:00,875 I have to get presents. 1256 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,416 It's getting old, Dad! 1257 00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,541 We are here, okay? 1258 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:08,791 She isn't. 1259 00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:11,833 We don't need this house! 1260 00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,041 It's all I got! 1261 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:14,833 This is all I have. 1262 00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:22,875 So you're saying that this house is the one thing keeping you alive right now? 1263 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:24,041 No. 1264 00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:26,041 Okay, what about me, huh? 1265 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,083 What about your daughters? 1266 00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:32,541 God, it's like you don't even care anymore. 1267 00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:37,083 Because if it were you and she were here, 1268 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:40,416 then she would actually fucking be here! 1269 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,083 Where are you, Dad? 1270 00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:43,333 I'm here. 1271 00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,625 You know, I wish it was me. 1272 00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,250 I wish it every fucking day. 1273 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:52,208 I gotta go. 1274 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:52,458 Dad. 1275 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:54,458 Dad, come on. 1276 00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:05,166 [Footsteps] 1277 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:10,625 Come on, Josh. 1278 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:12,125 Santa can't be late to the Christmas party. 1279 00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:14,583 Yeah, come on, buddy. 1280 00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,375 Your dignity can't save itself. 1281 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:19,375 Get in there, champ. 1282 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,416 Ho, ho, ho! 1283 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,416 Merry Christmas, everybody! 1284 00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:40,166 Josh, don't freak out, but I found out that there's another Santa up here. 1285 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,041 That is tequila. 1286 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:47,666 Oh, my God. 1287 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:49,166 I'm going to the bar. 1288 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:52,291 Yeah, fix your belt. 1289 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:52,958 Be more professional. 1290 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:53,708 Yeah, have fun. 1291 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:55,958 I'm going to the bathroom. 1292 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,208 Can you not, do... 1293 00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,375 No, I swear. 1294 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:11,041 [Footsteps] 1295 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,625 Hi, do you know where the bathroom is? 1296 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:17,416 Yeah, it's down the hall and to the left. 1297 00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:19,833 But before you go, would you consider donating to the 1298 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,000 Disabled Children's Fund? 1299 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:22,750 No, I'm good. 1300 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,958 For only $25 a month, you could help a child walk or see again. 1301 00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,208 Yeah, yeah, I'll pass. 1302 00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:31,083 Sir, think of the children. 1303 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:33,708 Everything okay, Jen? 1304 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:37,125 Yeah, I'm just trying to convince this man that we should care 1305 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,458 about kids with disabilities. 1306 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,500 Jeez, mister, you don't like kids? 1307 00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:43,875 I mean, no, I don't hate kids. 1308 00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,416 Oh, is it because they're disabled? 1309 00:58:45,916 --> 00:58:47,958 Wait, no, no, no, that's not what I meant. 1310 00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:49,416 Fuck. 1311 00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:52,250 Well, if that's the case, then for a small donation. 1312 00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:55,750 Sure. 1313 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:58,875 God damn. 1314 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,458 No, these are mine. 1315 00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,791 Well, Merry Christmas to you. 1316 00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:16,166 So, uh, how do I get you under my Christmas tree? 1317 00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:16,666 Got a boyfriend. 1318 00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:19,500 I'm Ryan. 1319 00:59:24,958 --> 00:59:26,000 You're on TV. 1320 00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:30,125 You're that guy covered in rat bites on Law & Order. 1321 00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,333 Yeah, that's me. 1322 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:33,416 You know, they actually use real rats for that scene. 1323 00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:35,708 [Chuckles] 1324 00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:39,791 Fuck it. 1325 00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:46,333 D-List are still counts as a celebrity on my fuck card. 1326 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,500 Well, you should see the new short film 1327 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,625 coming out that I just did. 1328 00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,333 It has Dustin Diamond in it. 1329 00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:52,750 Screech! 1330 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,041 Same guy. 1331 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,625 So, uh, can I maybe buy you a drink? 1332 00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,000 They're free. 1333 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:00,625 Wonderful. 1334 01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,708 That really helps me out with my banking issues. 1335 01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,833 Meet me behind the curtain. 1336 01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:16,416 Did you pick up another hooker? 1337 01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,125 I don't know. 1338 01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:34,500 I can't believe you took off your costume. 1339 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,166 What do you want me to do? 1340 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,625 Sit around all night waiting to be backup Santa Claus? 1341 01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:42,583 No, but have a good time. 1342 01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:43,250 Try having fun. 1343 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,208 [Sighs] 1344 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:50,791 Happy? 1345 01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:52,250 Yeah, I'm elated, Josh. 1346 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:57,250 Um, excuse me. 1347 01:00:57,583 --> 01:00:58,791 Can I get two lagers, please? 1348 01:00:59,083 --> 01:00:59,583 No problem. 1349 01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:07,416 So, what happened to the Santa 1350 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:08,333 outfit you were wearing? 1351 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,541 Apparently, somebody double-booked. 1352 01:01:13,541 --> 01:01:15,458 Ah, that's too bad. 1353 01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:16,166 Yeah. 1354 01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:17,000 Cheers. 1355 01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:19,333 How many more of these until 1356 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,291 I can convince you to put 1357 01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:20,750 it back on? 1358 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:21,541 [Coughs] 1359 01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:24,916 I'm Jill. 1360 01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:26,166 Josh. 1361 01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:27,791 It's nice to meet you. 1362 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:28,583 Nice to meet you. 1363 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,708 So, do you dress up for 1364 01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:34,041 every holiday, or...? No, just the 1365 01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:34,666 important ones. 1366 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,833 Christmas, Easter. 1367 01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:38,916 You should see me as Cupid. 1368 01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:41,958 I think I'd like that with 1369 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:42,500 those legs. 1370 01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:43,916 Huh... 1371 01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:48,666 I have to get back to 1372 01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:51,333 my friends, but maybe we should 1373 01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,083 get a drink sometime? 1374 01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:53,708 Yeah, I'd like that. 1375 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:54,666 Okay. 1376 01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,583 She seems nice. 1377 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:05,750 Maybe you should ask her out 1378 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:06,125 sometime. 1379 01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000 I'm still married. 1380 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:09,500 Josh, 1381 01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:11,291 I don't think that's legally 1382 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:11,708 binding. 1383 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:13,416 What do you mean? 1384 01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:14,750 Just pretend like she never existed? 1385 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:17,041 No, of course not. 1386 01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:20,750 You know, Josh, you can still 1387 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,375 have something. 1388 01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:29,750 Wait, no. 1389 01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:31,125 I paid for these. 1390 01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:33,166 And mints aren't for cowards. 1391 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:34,583 Because you're a coward. 1392 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:42,708 [Moans] 1393 01:02:42,916 --> 01:02:44,625 Hey, Ryan, where you at? 1394 01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,541 Ryan, they just brought out some 1395 01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:47,291 more Christmas cookies. 1396 01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,166 Ryan? 1397 01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:49,916 [Screams] 1398 01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:50,750 Oh, my God! 1399 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:51,458 Not again! 1400 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:53,625 Oh, my dingle! 1401 01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:55,833 Oh, oh, oh... 1402 01:02:58,333 --> 01:02:59,458 Shit. 1403 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,250 Hey, I'm sorry I ruined 1404 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:05,166 your Christmas party. 1405 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:07,000 Huh, huh, huh... 1406 01:03:09,291 --> 01:03:11,333 Why'd you ruin Santa's presents? 1407 01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:12,916 It's alright, little one. 1408 01:03:12,958 --> 01:03:14,041 Santa's not real anyway. 1409 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,250 What the hell is wrong with you? 1410 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:16,708 Oh! 1411 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,750 Mommy, 1412 01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,375 Why did the naked man ruin Christmas 1413 01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,708 Nothing to see here. 1414 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:31,541 What's going on? 1415 01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:33,500 Some pale, naked dude. 1416 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:36,083 Like a weird, naked molerat. 1417 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,416 Let's go find that other Santa 1418 01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,166 Claus jerk-off. 1419 01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:41,416 Oh, my God. 1420 01:03:41,541 --> 01:03:42,333 Oh, Jesus. 1421 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 That girl hit harder than Mike 1422 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,333 Tyson. 1423 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,541 What were you thinking? 1424 01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:47,666 What was I thinking? 1425 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,708 Did you see those things? 1426 01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:49,416 Come on, dude. 1427 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,250 No, I saw Becca. 1428 01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:51,458 Fuck. 1429 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:54,541 I had this job locked down 1430 01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:55,333 for two weeks. 1431 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,625 Yeah, why don't you go back 1432 01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,666 to the mall where you belong? 1433 01:03:58,583 --> 01:03:59,375 Oh, fuck. 1434 01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,250 Lovely to see you again. 1435 01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,250 After our interaction the other day, 1436 01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:06,250 I thought you were not quite 1437 01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:07,791 the right fit for our event. 1438 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,125 Is all this really necessary? 1439 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,250 It is a shame. 1440 01:04:10,791 --> 01:04:12,208 You do remind me of Santa. 1441 01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:14,833 Old, out of shape. 1442 01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:17,000 Nobody believes in you anymore. 1443 01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,166 You should have taken my offer. 1444 01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:21,583 That's the house that me and 1445 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:22,750 my wife raised our kids in. 1446 01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:24,250 I don't want to see it 1447 01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:24,833 torn down. 1448 01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,041 A little birdie has told me 1449 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:28,750 that you're about to be foreclosed on. 1450 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,541 Dude, who the fuck do you 1451 01:04:30,541 --> 01:04:31,291 think you are? 1452 01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,875 You are a vulgar and crass 1453 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,166 little man. 1454 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,750 What was that clever phrase you 1455 01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,208 and your children used the other day? 1456 01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:42,583 Fuck you. 1457 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,041 There's somebody behind me, isn't there? 1458 01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:58,375 Uh-huh. 1459 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,000 Big, too, right? 1460 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:02,000 Uh-huh. 1461 01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:04,250 And hairy. 1462 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:06,291 Awesome. 1463 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:08,083 Sorry, little man. 1464 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:10,083 Not the face! 1465 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,375 Come to the party. 1466 01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:13,416 Have a few laughs 1467 01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:14,625 Drink some free booze. 1468 01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:16,291 Shut up. 1469 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,291 You! 1470 01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,500 You fucking conned me! 1471 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,125 Fuck it, Aww! 1472 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:23,875 Oh! 1473 01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,333 My mints! 1474 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,333 [Sobbing] 1475 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,291 You're so strong! 1476 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:31,375 It would be best if you 1477 01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:32,333 kept this to yourself. 1478 01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:34,125 You know what happens to snitches. 1479 01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,875 They get their fucking fingernails ripped off. 1480 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:37,833 Oh... 1481 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,000 So don't be a bitch. 1482 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:41,000 Run along. 1483 01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,583 Fucking disabled kids. 1484 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,000 Yeah, he hit you hard. 1485 01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:50,166 I slipped on the water, but, 1486 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:50,875 you know... 1487 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,000 Hey. 1488 01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:58,541 You okay? 1489 01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:00,583 Yeah, I'm fine. 1490 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:01,875 Not you, motherfucker. 1491 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:02,958 What the fuck? 1492 01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:06,583 What am I gonna do now? 1493 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,041 I'm sorry. 1494 01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:10,208 I know you really needed that money. 1495 01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,166 One of the last things I 1496 01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:14,208 promised her was that I'd be 1497 01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,750 able to take care of the 1498 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:16,958 kids and the house and everything. 1499 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:24,666 Those girls are psychopaths! 1500 01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,916 Spencer, shut the fuck up. 1501 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,583 I almost just got murdered, man. 1502 01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:29,208 All right, Spence. 1503 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:30,833 Time and place. 1504 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:31,625 This is not it. 1505 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,916 Hey, if I had a dollar 1506 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,208 for every single time one of 1507 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:37,000 my exes tried to kill me, 1508 01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:38,166 I could buy your house back. 1509 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,291 Yeah, and I'd have $20. 1510 01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:41,958 Fuck, did you get a ticket? 1511 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:42,875 Seriously, I'm sorry. 1512 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,500 What did I do? 1513 01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:44,708 Hey, guys. 1514 01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:45,916 Oh, my God. 1515 01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:47,541 That was a great party. 1516 01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:48,916 Thanks for inviting me, Josh. 1517 01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,375 Happy to, buddy. 1518 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:52,000 Y'all 1519 01:06:52,291 --> 01:06:53,083 Y'all gonna have a great 1520 01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:53,458 time tonight? 1521 01:06:53,916 --> 01:06:54,958 It was a great night, Lucas. 1522 01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:55,833 Ten out of ten. 1523 01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:57,708 Yeah, fucking fantastic, Lucas. 1524 01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,916 Okay, well, yeah. 1525 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,375 Not exactly my idea of a 1526 01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:03,708 great idea, but... 1527 01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:05,500 I can't even get the girls 1528 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,458 Christmas presents this year. 1529 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,041 Josh, how bad do you want 1530 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:12,250 to get them gifts? 1531 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,416 Take a look at this shit. 1532 01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:17,875 Oh, shit. 1533 01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:20,458 Three Legacy Wrestling presents No 1534 01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:22,166 Holds Barred Santa Massacre. 1535 01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,458 $1,000 cash prize. 1536 01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:25,416 Winner takes all. 1537 01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:28,916 Dude, we can fucking do this. 1538 01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:30,666 Come on, man. 1539 01:07:31,041 --> 01:07:31,791 I'll be Mickey. 1540 01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:32,750 You'll be Apollo. 1541 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,958 And we can fuck some shit 1542 01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,000 up like Animal and Hawk. 1543 01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:35,833 Remember that shit? 1544 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,750 Have you seen Rocky ever? 1545 01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:38,250 No. 1546 01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:40,750 Shut the fuck up. 1547 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:41,833 Whatever. 1548 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:44,625 Yeah? 1549 01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:45,750 Yeah? 1550 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:47,416 Fuck yeah, we got it. 1551 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,083 We're gonna do it. 1552 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:49,416 It's a Christmas miracle. 1553 01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,125 I'm coming. 1554 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,583 Let's get the Christmas miracles in the car. 1555 01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:54,541 Shotgun. 1556 01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:06,291 Woo! 1557 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,791 [Applause] 1558 01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:10,083 You suck Roy! 1559 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:11,333 Yeah! 1560 01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:11,416 Yeah! 1561 01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:24,000 [Cheering] 1562 01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:34,833 Sorry. 1563 01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:36,458 Ryan has the bladder of a 1564 01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:36,708 toddler. 1565 01:08:37,041 --> 01:08:38,000 You know, maybe he won't take 1566 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,208 as long this time, but knowing 1567 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,416 him, it probably won't be. 1568 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,375 [Sighs] 1569 01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,708 Thanks for taking out the trash. 1570 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:53,541 Those things will kill you. 1571 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,458 I mean, everything's killing me, and 1572 01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,458 that's kind of rich coming from 1573 01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:57,500 the guy who just took a 1574 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,125 chair to the face. 1575 01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,875 So, why wrestling? 1576 01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,375 Steal chairs at face to help 1577 01:09:04,416 --> 01:09:05,375 you put things in perspective. 1578 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:07,916 Just wakes you up. 1579 01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,041 You're pretty fucked up. 1580 01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:10,291 I can't believe he did this again. 1581 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:11,458 It's past midnight. 1582 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,083 I mean, what if I wasn't 1583 01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,166 here to watch her? Fuck, 1584 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:14,958 I won't be soon. 1585 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:15,666 Stop it. 1586 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:16,833 I mean it. 1587 01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,208 Being angry isn't gonna make him 1588 01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:20,041 realize anything. 1589 01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,375 Yeah, but it pisses me off. 1590 01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:24,708 My mom, she always, she... 1591 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,250 She always made everything work, you know? 1592 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,708 Let's get you guys inside and 1593 01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:33,833 get some ice on, all right? 1594 01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:35,000 You guys go ahead. 1595 01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:36,458 I need a minute. 1596 01:09:37,916 --> 01:09:38,416 Okay. 1597 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,833 I'm gonna go in the back. 1598 01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:40,541 Good night. 1599 01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:41,416 Night. 1600 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:42,666 All right, Ryan. 1601 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,291 I can't be that for him. 1602 01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:49,333 You're not supposed to be. 1603 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,250 And maybe us living on campus 1604 01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,000 will help him get his shit 1605 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:53,333 together. 1606 01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:55,416 Maybe. 1607 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:00,208 I've seen the way he looks at you. 1608 01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,500 The way he talks about you. 1609 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083 He's proud of you. 1610 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:08,041 Yeah, you're right about all of this, but... 1611 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:08,916 Do you have to be such 1612 01:10:08,916 --> 01:10:09,958 a bitch about it? 1613 01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:12,541 It's not really my style. 1614 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:13,291 I know. 1615 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:14,500 [Laughs] 1616 01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:15,750 And I find a way to 1617 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,500 love you anyways. 1618 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,125 I love you too. 1619 01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:21,666 [Screams] -Jesus! 1620 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:46,208 So what kind of party beats up Santa? 1621 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,333 Tough kids tonight? 1622 01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,833 Look, I'm sorry you had to 1623 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:54,583 watch the kid tonight. 1624 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,166 It is what it is. 1625 01:10:57,708 --> 01:10:59,708 And besides, I made the best 1626 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:00,083 of it. 1627 01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:04,833 I'm leaving soon. 1628 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:05,750 Yeah. 1629 01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:07,333 I know. 1630 01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:11,750 Listen, it's been a rough night. 1631 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,000 [Clears throat] 1632 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:14,625 Can we just talk about this 1633 01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:15,208 tomorrow, please? 1634 01:11:27,791 --> 01:11:28,458 [Yelp] 1635 01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:29,791 I could have done it without that. 1636 01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,416 Are you okay, Josh? 1637 01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:31,958 [Laughter] 1638 01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:32,833 Gold! 1639 01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,000 Thank you, Sarah. 1640 01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,333 Hey, 1641 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,375 You're a little delinquent. 1642 01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:57,625 So what are you doing out here? 1643 01:11:58,125 --> 01:11:59,541 Ah, couldn't sleep. 1644 01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:00,916 You? 1645 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,250 It was been a long weak. 1646 01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:09,208 Yeah, that's an understatement. 1647 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,250 I don't know how to fix 1648 01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:14,458 this. 1649 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,916 You're being a little fucking dramatic, 1650 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,416 aren't ya? 1651 01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:23,333 You're so annoying. 1652 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:24,500 Come on, you don't have to 1653 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,041 fix it. 1654 01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:27,916 I think we're... 1655 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:31,916 We're all just a bit broken 1656 01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:32,375 right now. 1657 01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,250 But we're gonna be okay. 1658 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:36,000 You're gonna be okay. 1659 01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:38,291 We got this. 1660 01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:41,375 [Laughter] 1661 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,125 What? 1662 01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,250 Just your face. 1663 01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:45,958 [Laughter] 1664 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,958 What? 1665 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:50,208 You're just like a giant Yoda. 1666 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,250 We, got this, we do! 1667 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,083 You suck... 1668 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,208 Come here. 1669 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,000 Thank you. 1670 01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:02,833 [Upbeat music] 1671 01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:05,833 All right, Rocky, let's go. 1672 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:06,500 Come on. 1673 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:07,708 You're doing great. 1674 01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:12,541 Come here. 1675 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:14,583 Just dodge! 1676 01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,500 Hey wanna spar? 1677 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:19,416 -Huh? 1678 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:20,750 -That's a poor idea. 1679 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,041 Come on. 1680 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,416 What, are you afraid I'm gonna 1681 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:24,583 be a little too quick for you? 1682 01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,000 Come on, you asked for this. 1683 01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:27,875 All right, you ready? 1684 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:28,458 Let's go. 1685 01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:29,958 [Yelps] 1686 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,458 Wasn't even that hard. 1687 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:40,833 Here ya go? 1688 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:41,583 Sure. 1689 01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:42,666 Woah... 1690 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,583 You look like shit. 1691 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,250 Well, I mean, I sleep on 1692 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,833 a deflated air mattress, and my 1693 01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,125 ex-girlfriend punched me in the 1694 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,583 face, so, you know, I just 1695 01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,166 never felt better. 1696 01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:58,166 I feel terrible about one of 1697 01:13:58,166 --> 01:13:58,833 those things. 1698 01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:02,416 Well, at least I'm not concussed. 1699 01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:03,250 [Chuckles] 1700 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,250 Hey, um, are you still mad at me? 1701 01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:09,875 Of course. 1702 01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:12,708 But you look like such a 1703 01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,875 sad little shit out here, 1704 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:14,958 I figured I should come check on you. 1705 01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:17,375 It's been a rough few weeks. 1706 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:19,833 It's been a rough five years. 1707 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:20,291 -No, 1708 01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,083 Shit, ten. 1709 01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:24,708 I just really thought I'd be 1710 01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,083 doing something different with my life, 1711 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:26,708 you know? 1712 01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:29,166 Life's a bitch like that. 1713 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:30,541 Yeah. 1714 01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:34,291 Yeah, and I also just wish 1715 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:35,458 I was doing something I loved, 1716 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:35,791 you know? 1717 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,416 Maybe try something different? 1718 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:42,541 Maybe. 1719 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:44,750 What do you wake up in 1720 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:47,083 the morning and absolutely fucking love? 1721 01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:52,291 You know, I, uh, I love 1722 01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:52,791 performing. 1723 01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:56,416 I love those guys, you know? 1724 01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:57,333 [Glass shattering] 1725 01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,375 And you. 1726 01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:02,750 Don't, don't do that. 1727 01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,041 You showed me pretty damn clearly. 1728 01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,208 Look, 1729 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,708 Life went the way it went. 1730 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:19,416 But doing the same thing over 1731 01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:20,791 and over again, expecting a different 1732 01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:21,916 result, is pointless. 1733 01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:27,000 Stop with the bullshit expectations. 1734 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,791 There are so many weird and 1735 01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,375 wonderful ways to live. 1736 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:41,833 Dreams can change. 1737 01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:44,958 -Can they? 1738 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,000 Yeah, 1739 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,333 Get some fucking sleep. 1740 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:50,916 You look terrible. 1741 01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,250 And that mattress isn't going to 1742 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:54,875 deflate itself. 1743 01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:56,208 [Laughter] 1744 01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:08,125 She's right. 1745 01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:13,666 [Instrumental guitar music] 1746 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:16,041 [Sighs] 1747 01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:37,666 [Screams] 1748 01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:40,083 You good, Ry? 1749 01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,291 Love you - Love you too 1750 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:51,791 Spencer, 1751 01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,500 Stand up for yourself and this family. 1752 01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:56,375 You deserve it. 1753 01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:58,708 Love always, Sandy. 1754 01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,416 Yes, take off the tree hill jersey 1755 01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:02,500 every once in a while, you 1756 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,166 stink babe. 1757 01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:08,083 Okay, just get closer together and 1758 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,041 smile for me, alright? 1759 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:10,916 Whoa, what's this? 1760 01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:12,416 That's a light. 1761 01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:13,458 Who made it? 1762 01:17:13,791 --> 01:17:14,708 I don't know. 1763 01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:16,333 Where'd you get it? 1764 01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:18,750 The company bought it. 1765 01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:20,458 Ew, why'd you choose this one? 1766 01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:21,750 Why'd you choose this background? 1767 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:23,500 Why couldn't you choose one with 1768 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:23,833 Santa? 1769 01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,000 Because that was the one we chose. 1770 01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:29,583 It doesn't look very good. 1771 01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,375 Cool, I see the family. 1772 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,583 Yep, there they are. 1773 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:34,583 Where am I? 1774 01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,458 Well, you're standing behind the 1775 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,166 camera, so... 1776 01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:39,583 Hi! 1777 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,375 Josie, come back here, please. 1778 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:54,750 So, uh, you ever do, uh, 1779 01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:56,291 private sessions? 1780 01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,208 For photos. 1781 01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:03,916 Like, uh, something more intimate, you 1782 01:18:03,916 --> 01:18:04,041 know? 1783 01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:06,166 Yeah, that's gonna be a hard 1784 01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:06,875 pass, buddy. 1785 01:18:08,791 --> 01:18:10,500 You're missing out. 1786 01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:11,291 Clearly. 1787 01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:26,375 Got him, 1788 01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,583 Can you regret a whole life? 1789 01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:39,875 Every day. 1790 01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:42,500 Can we take the picture? 1791 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,083 Please! 1792 01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:44,291 Waiting on you. 1793 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:46,625 Okay! 1794 01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:51,333 Sorry, everyone, that's the front door. 1795 01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:52,125 I gotta go get that. 1796 01:18:52,291 --> 01:18:53,541 Um, how about you think about 1797 01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:54,375 making better decisions? 1798 01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:10,833 Are you okay? 1799 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:12,750 What can I do for you 1800 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:13,708 on this wonderful day? 1801 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,000 I saw you guys do framing, 1802 01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:18,416 and my sister's birthday is next. 1803 01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:18,958 Jake! 1804 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,291 Spencer, wow! 1805 01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:21,666 How are you? 1806 01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:22,375 It's been years. 1807 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,250 How you been? 1808 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,416 I've just been living the dream. 1809 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,250 How are you? 1810 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,083 How's life? 1811 01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:30,541 Good, good. 1812 01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:31,833 I just moved back to town. 1813 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:32,916 I wanted to be closer to 1814 01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:33,375 my sister. 1815 01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:34,958 Oh, you're so cool. 1816 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,041 I mean, that's so cool. 1817 01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:38,750 You wanna get coffee? 1818 01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:39,708 We could catch up? 1819 01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,250 Yeah, that'd be great. 1820 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:42,625 What the fuck are you doing? 1821 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,541 That family is waiting on you. 1822 01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:46,791 Get your Frankenstein looking ass back 1823 01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:48,125 there and get to work! 1824 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:48,916 Okay, sorry. 1825 01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,875 Sorry, um... 1826 01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,666 Yeah, it's just, you said you'd 1827 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,791 get that 50 bucks back to 1828 01:19:53,791 --> 01:19:53,916 me. 1829 01:19:53,916 --> 01:19:55,375 Well, I don't have it. 1830 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,375 I won't have it until I 1831 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,000 get it from my bookie. 1832 01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,208 Okay, but you said you'd do 1833 01:19:58,208 --> 01:19:58,750 it today. 1834 01:19:59,166 --> 01:19:59,958 Well, I don't. 1835 01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:01,125 So get back to work. 1836 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,541 You know what? 1837 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,375 Fuck this, I quit. 1838 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:06,791 Okay? 1839 01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,708 Do you wanna grab coffee? 1840 01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:09,416 Right now? 1841 01:20:10,791 --> 01:20:11,166 Great! 1842 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:12,416 Bye! 1843 01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:20,916 That was kinda hot. 1844 01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:21,958 I know. 1845 01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:29,541 What the hell? 1846 01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,250 Sorry! 1847 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:34,166 Assaulting the neighbors? 1848 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:35,875 Just the ones I don't like. 1849 01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:36,750 Good. 1850 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:38,958 Where did you get this thing? 1851 01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,166 Spencer found it on Marketplace. 1852 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,333 Munchkin wants to start playing baseball now. 1853 01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:45,500 And this was the day to 1854 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:45,958 fix it? 1855 01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:47,291 Well, I'll probably be in the 1856 01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,875 ICU tomorrow, so... 1857 01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:50,000 Yeah. 1858 01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:54,000 About that, I, um... 1859 01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,416 I'm gonna watch on TV with Stacey. 1860 01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,333 Everything with Ryan, I just... 1861 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:00,875 I can't. 1862 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:01,791 I get it. 1863 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:03,875 He's a moron, but, uh... 1864 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:05,916 You know he cares about you, 1865 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:06,083 right? 1866 01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:07,166 Yeah. 1867 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,625 Feelings aren't enough, though. 1868 01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:11,625 He's supposed to be a grown 1869 01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,083 -ass man. 1870 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,708 Supposed to be. 1871 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:16,041 Alright, how's this thing supposed to work? 1872 01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:16,958 Well, 1873 01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:18,625 Well... 1874 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:19,958 Supposed to. 1875 01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,875 You drop it in here, it 1876 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:23,333 shoots out. 1877 01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:25,625 But... 1878 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:26,791 You know how this online shit 1879 01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:27,041 is. 1880 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:28,291 Hi! 1881 01:21:28,791 --> 01:21:29,208 Hi. 1882 01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:32,916 Guys... 1883 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:34,666 Today is awesome. 1884 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:36,625 No. 1885 01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,125 Jeez! 1886 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,250 What the hell, Becca? 1887 01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:42,375 It's not funny! 1888 01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:43,416 You could've hit me! 1889 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,166 Josh, Josh, Josh! 1890 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,000 Darlene get back? 1891 01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:49,166 I don't know what he's gonna 1892 01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:49,458 do! 1893 01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:50,458 I! 1894 01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:57,625 Am! 1895 01:21:57,625 --> 01:21:58,375 Death 1896 01:21:58,541 --> 01:21:59,166 Ah! 1897 01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:02,041 Dad! 1898 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:03,583 Dad! 1899 01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:11,916 Mind if I have a hit? 1900 01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,250 What do you mean, a hit? 1901 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:16,583 Dad, who do you think I 1902 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:17,416 steal all my weed from? 1903 01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:18,958 I thought that was Spencer. 1904 01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:20,416 Take a seat. 1905 01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:33,125 So what are you actually doing 1906 01:22:33,125 --> 01:22:34,375 tonight that's got you so amped up? 1907 01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:38,291 I'm, uh... 1908 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,125 I'm gonna go get beat up 1909 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:40,541 for money. 1910 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,375 That sounds like a terrible idea. 1911 01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:46,250 And I doubt it pays enough 1912 01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:47,291 money to save the house. 1913 01:22:49,416 --> 01:22:50,541 What do you know about that? 1914 01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:53,458 Dad, you work two or three 1915 01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,416 jobs sometimes. 1916 01:22:54,791 --> 01:22:56,166 It takes forever for you to 1917 01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:56,666 check the mail. 1918 01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:57,416 Do you think it just Bibbidi- 1919 01:22:57,416 --> 01:22:58,583 -Bobbidi-Booed itself onto the counter? 1920 01:22:59,791 --> 01:23:01,125 Again, I thought that was Spencer. 1921 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,500 You know, I, uh... 1922 01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:09,708 I tried. 1923 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,416 I really tried. 1924 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,958 Things were so much easier when 1925 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:18,541 Mom was here. 1926 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:25,583 Look, I'm... 1927 01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:28,041 I'm really sorry about last night. 1928 01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:34,000 You know I love you, right? 1929 01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:35,375 Dad, 1930 01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,833 You've been keeping this place together 1931 01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,208 for two years. 1932 01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,500 You kill yourself for us, I 1933 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,250 get that. 1934 01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:49,291 But you're a good dad. 1935 01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:52,666 And Mom would be proud of 1936 01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,375 what you've done. 1937 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:55,875 Okay? 1938 01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:57,000 We don't need this house. 1939 01:23:57,083 --> 01:23:58,208 We don't need presents. 1940 01:23:58,375 --> 01:23:59,416 We just need you. 1941 01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:01,791 You needed me and I wasn't 1942 01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:02,041 here. 1943 01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:04,625 Mom died. 1944 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,125 And I couldn't even be here 1945 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:07,666 for you guys. 1946 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,000 Oh, Dad, Mom. 1947 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:11,250 You were grieving too. 1948 01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:13,625 And besides, you did the best 1949 01:24:13,625 --> 01:24:14,250 that you could. 1950 01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:18,916 And then Spencer moved in from 1951 01:24:18,916 --> 01:24:20,958 California and our socks were never 1952 01:24:20,958 --> 01:24:21,416 soft. 1953 01:24:23,208 --> 01:24:24,416 He's a big fan of that 1954 01:24:24,416 --> 01:24:26,041 fabric softener shit. 1955 01:24:27,541 --> 01:24:30,166 Becca helped with homework and cooked 1956 01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:30,708 us dinner. 1957 01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:33,083 And then Lucas and his mom 1958 01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:34,208 take us out shopping to 1959 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,291 that trampoline park. 1960 01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:37,208 Although, to be honest, none of 1961 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:38,250 us could ever have as much 1962 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,291 fun as Lucas did. 1963 01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:41,041 Yeah, he's, uh... 1964 01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,583 He likes to jump. 1965 01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,583 Ryan would grab us and we'd 1966 01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,458 shoot fireworks at passing trains. 1967 01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:49,458 Or he would take us to 1968 01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:50,416 the store and put things in 1969 01:24:50,416 --> 01:24:51,625 our bag when he thought that 1970 01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:52,333 we weren't looking. 1971 01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:56,625 Not the best influence, but he 1972 01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:57,000 was here. 1973 01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:59,458 The point is... 1974 01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,083 that we turned out alright. 1975 01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:06,583 People loved us. 1976 01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:09,458 And, yeah, we miss Mom. 1977 01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,250 But they each filled that void 1978 01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,250 piece by piece. 1979 01:25:14,791 --> 01:25:16,083 And you worked hard for us 1980 01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,041 and you loved us. 1981 01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:19,333 And you still showed when I 1982 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,291 know you wanted so badly to quit. 1983 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,166 Every match, you were all there 1984 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,333 and you were by far the 1985 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,250 loudest out of anybody in that gym. 1986 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,333 You're frankly embarrassing. 1987 01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:34,458 Dad, 1988 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,583 You made sure that we had 1989 01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:39,291 a family that loved us. 1990 01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:40,916 Okay? 1991 01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:42,375 You loved us. 1992 01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:45,041 Okay, big loser. 1993 01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:45,416 Come here. 1994 01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:49,791 Oh, I love you, kid. 1995 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,416 I love you, dad. 1996 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:07,000 Girls! 1997 01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:20,666 You don't have to do this. 1998 01:26:21,791 --> 01:26:22,625 But if you are going to 1999 01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:23,750 be an idiot, please be a 2000 01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:24,458 careful one. 2001 01:26:24,916 --> 01:26:25,750 I kinda think I do. 2002 01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:27,541 Hey. 2003 01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,666 I took a couple days off 2004 01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:31,083 next week. 2005 01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:32,666 We can go to college 2006 01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:32,958 stuff. 2007 01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:38,708 Have fun being Santa. 2008 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:39,458 I will. 2009 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:40,416 Be good, okay? 2010 01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:42,083 Love you, kiddo. 2011 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:44,791 All right, guys. 2012 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:45,791 Let's go. 2013 01:26:46,166 --> 01:26:48,791 ♫ It's the final showdown. 2014 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:55,333 ♫ [trumpet noises] ♫ 2015 01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,458 You were always my favorite. 2016 01:26:59,125 --> 01:27:00,916 I will shove fireworks up your 2017 01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:01,291 ass. 2018 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:02,625 So mean. 2019 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:05,750 Look, I'm going to do my 2020 01:27:05,791 --> 01:27:07,083 best to corral them both, but 2021 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,291 I can't make any promises. 2022 01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:09,416 All right? 2023 01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:10,958 Okay. 2024 01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:11,666 Have fun. 2025 01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:13,416 I'm going to try. 2026 01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:15,666 Bye. 2027 01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:16,791 Bye 2028 01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:18,125 Hey, where's Becca? 2029 01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:18,916 Why isn't she here? 2030 01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:21,500 She said she couldn't come. 2031 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,250 Well, that sucks. 2032 01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:26,208 Wish she could have. 2033 01:27:26,958 --> 01:27:28,083 Maybe if you didn't fuck some 2034 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:29,333 random elf at the Christmas party, 2035 01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:29,916 she would have. 2036 01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:32,166 Well, first off, fuck you. 2037 01:27:32,916 --> 01:27:34,208 And second off, it was a 2038 01:27:34,208 --> 01:27:34,791 Santa's helper. 2039 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:35,958 It's like a tier up, dude. 2040 01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:36,916 What the hell does that have 2041 01:27:36,916 --> 01:27:37,500 to do with anything? 2042 01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:40,000 You're a fucking moron, you know 2043 01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:40,208 that? 2044 01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:41,791 That girl's been in love with 2045 01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:42,708 you since we were kids, and 2046 01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,916 all you ever do is fuck 2047 01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:44,250 it up. 2048 01:27:44,416 --> 01:27:45,541 What the fuck is wrong with 2049 01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:45,625 you? 2050 01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,750 She left fucking me! 2051 01:27:46,833 --> 01:27:47,875 You left her! 2052 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:48,791 What, was she supposed to sit 2053 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:49,666 around and wait for you? 2054 01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:50,208 Well, you know what? 2055 01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:51,583 We all can't just freaking settle, 2056 01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:51,916 dude. 2057 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,041 Yeah, I settled for something great. 2058 01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,000 You settled for a fucking trip 2059 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:56,791 to L.A. with him to 2060 01:27:56,791 --> 01:27:57,708 try to be some actor in 2061 01:27:57,708 --> 01:27:58,833 his little student film. 2062 01:27:58,833 --> 01:27:59,625 Thanks, asshole. 2063 01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:00,916 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 2064 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:02,250 Let me get your Oscar for 2065 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:02,916 you there, Mr. Damon. Boop! 2066 01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,958 All right, fuck you, dude. 2067 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,500 Mr. Moopin' around the last two 2068 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:06,750 years. 2069 01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,416 Terrified to make any type of 2070 01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:09,666 leap in life while we sit 2071 01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:10,541 here and help you all the 2072 01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:10,916 time. 2073 01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:12,333 And now there's some nice girl 2074 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:14,250 out there who, God forbid, actually 2075 01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,833 likes you for some weird reason. 2076 01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,041 And all you do is just 2077 01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:18,875 sit there and whine about everything. 2078 01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:19,541 And you know what? 2079 01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:20,416 You're just acting like a little 2080 01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,000 bitch all the time. 2081 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:21,291 Hey! 2082 01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:21,958 Hey! 2083 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,166 What is wrong with both of 2084 01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:25,458 you? 2085 01:28:27,125 --> 01:28:28,583 You know, aside from my mom, 2086 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:29,750 you guys are supposed to be 2087 01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:30,791 the closest thing that I have 2088 01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:31,125 to family. 2089 01:28:31,208 --> 01:28:32,125 And you guys are tearing it 2090 01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:32,416 apart. 2091 01:28:32,791 --> 01:28:34,041 You guys are going in here, 2092 01:28:34,083 --> 01:28:35,208 and I believe that you guys 2093 01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:35,708 can win. 2094 01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,083 You're never going to win if 2095 01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:38,250 you guys are stuck here fighting 2096 01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:38,916 with each other. 2097 01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,416 You're supposed to be friends. 2098 01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:44,250 Man, it's been such a fucking 2099 01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:44,625 pleasure. 2100 01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:44,958 Yeah. 2101 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,125 Christmas lights are kind of pretty. 2102 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,291 Shut the fuck up! 2103 01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:01,958 Listen here, you monkeys. 2104 01:29:02,666 --> 01:29:04,416 Don't you dare call me a 2105 01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:04,625 monkey. 2106 01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,458 If you want to get paid, 2107 01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:07,291 shut up. 2108 01:29:07,666 --> 01:29:09,458 Be the fucking professionals I hired. 2109 01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:10,791 We'll make it quick, boss. 2110 01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:12,250 Yeah, real quick. 2111 01:29:13,375 --> 01:29:14,291 No, no, no, draw it out. 2112 01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:15,416 Make them suffer. 2113 01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:17,625 I like that plan better. 2114 01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:29,583 Hey. 2115 01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,958 Those guys, my friends, they're good people. 2116 01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:36,375 Why would you want to hurt them? 2117 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:38,708 That's so adorable. 2118 01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:40,208 Scurry along. 2119 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:42,166 I believe in them. 2120 01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:45,041 I'd bet anything on it. 2121 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:47,916 How much? 2122 01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:49,500 What? 2123 01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:50,833 How much is everything? 2124 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:53,708 I'll take all from you lowly misfits. 2125 01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:56,750 I've got about 5,000 in 2126 01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:57,583 my account right now. 2127 01:29:57,958 --> 01:29:58,583 Great. 2128 01:29:58,791 --> 01:30:00,916 If those losers manage to win 2129 01:30:00,916 --> 01:30:01,958 this, I'll give you 10. 2130 01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:03,791 Deal. 2131 01:30:04,958 --> 01:30:06,000 They're gonna win. 2132 01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:08,750 Merry Christmas. 2133 01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:10,083 Merry Christmas. 2134 01:30:11,958 --> 01:30:13,833 Shut the fuck up! 2135 01:30:14,625 --> 01:30:15,458 Mom's spaghetti. 2136 01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:17,375 Knee's weak. 2137 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:18,375 Mom's spaghetti. 2138 01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:19,833 I'm the program director, and we 2139 01:30:19,833 --> 01:30:21,333 will be broadcasting this live. 2140 01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:24,333 You're much smaller and out of 2141 01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:25,458 shape than I expected. 2142 01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:28,041 Not sure why he insisted on you two. 2143 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:29,333 Who? 2144 01:30:30,041 --> 01:30:30,833 That's not important. 2145 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,083 So, it's a two-on-two 2146 01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:33,458 match. 2147 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:34,375 No holds barred. 2148 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,791 Standard one-two-three. 2149 01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:37,458 Ref ain't gonna call it unless 2150 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:38,500 you're going to die. 2151 01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:39,583 That's the deal. 2152 01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:40,250 What? 2153 01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:42,583 Now give me a good show. 2154 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:43,833 Wait a minute. 2155 01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:45,125 We're fighting him? 2156 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:48,416 Yeah, yeah. 2157 01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:50,833 This isn't good. 2158 01:30:51,583 --> 01:30:52,083 Revenge. 2159 01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:53,666 No, revenge? 2160 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,708 Dude, he already kicked the shit out of us. 2161 01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:58,166 Oh, Christ, today's too much! 2162 01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:06,208 Get your shit together, alright? 2163 01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:07,125 Alright? 2164 01:31:07,833 --> 01:31:09,041 This isn't for you. 2165 01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:11,416 This is for those fucking girls at home! 2166 01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:12,250 Okay? 2167 01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:14,000 This is for them! 2168 01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:15,541 This is for us! 2169 01:31:15,708 --> 01:31:16,041 Okay? 2170 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:16,458 Okay. 2171 01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:17,958 You're gonna get out there, 2172 01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:20,375 and you're gonna get your asses handed to you, 2173 01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,750 but you're gonna find a way to fucking win, alright? 2174 01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:23,250 Okay. 2175 01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:23,750 Okay? 2176 01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:24,291 Yeah. 2177 01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:25,208 Alright! 2178 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,458 Aaw! 2179 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:31,666 Hell, yeah. 2180 01:31:33,166 --> 01:31:35,208 I think I'm at full chub right now. 2181 01:31:35,625 --> 01:31:36,000 Me too. 2182 01:31:36,541 --> 01:31:37,583 Get me ice. 2183 01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:37,750 Shit! 2184 01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:44,375 Out of my way, peasant. 2185 01:31:47,291 --> 01:31:50,375 [Suspenseful music] 2186 01:31:53,541 --> 01:31:54,083 Fuck, 2187 01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:55,166 Stuck. Help! 2188 01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:56,541 It's stuck! 2189 01:31:56,833 --> 01:31:59,083 [Knocking the door] 2190 01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:04,083 [Chatter] 2191 01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:05,000 Where's Lucas? 2192 01:32:05,333 --> 01:32:05,583 I don't know. 2193 01:32:05,666 --> 01:32:07,375 He's probably getting into his, uh... 2194 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:08,541 Hey, that's the fucking guy. 2195 01:32:09,166 --> 01:32:09,875 That's not a guy. 2196 01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:10,750 Who is that? 2197 01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:12,708 Either of you seen the program director? 2198 01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:14,625 Oh, Confidence Killer? 2199 01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:15,791 Yeah, she just left. 2200 01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,583 We're about to go live. 2201 01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:20,750 We need a program director. 2202 01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,083 My god! 2203 01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:27,541 Spencer here is a great film director. 2204 01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,083 I'm sure he can help you. 2205 01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:31,458 Oh, is Dollar Store Christmas Stripper correct? 2206 01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,958 You know, I am offended by that, 2207 01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:35,625 but also flattered. 2208 01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:38,833 Um, yeah, yeah. 2209 01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:40,250 Well, problem solved. 2210 01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:41,916 The overgrown hipster is directing. 2211 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:46,000 I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. 2212 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:46,958 I'll do it, yeah. 2213 01:32:48,541 --> 01:32:50,083 I don't know what he's wearing. 2214 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:53,666 Unless your entrance music is a Steely Dan cover band, 2215 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,875 find something a little less sad dad 2216 01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:57,333 and a little more competent wrestler. 2217 01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:59,041 Let's go, Mumford & Sons. 2218 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,833 Mumford & S... 2219 01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:02,833 Good luck. 2220 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:03,958 Good luck, okay? 2221 01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:04,333 All right. 2222 01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:05,375 You kill it. 2223 01:33:05,791 --> 01:33:07,083 Hey, they're a good band. 2224 01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:07,666 Come back here. 2225 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:09,333 At least you got a current band reference. 2226 01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:12,625 Hey, um, I'm gonna go take a piss 2227 01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,541 and I'll meet you out there, all right? 2228 01:33:13,666 --> 01:33:13,958 All right. 2229 01:33:14,958 --> 01:33:17,000 Hey, send pics. 2230 01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:18,625 Son of a... 2231 01:33:19,083 --> 01:33:20,125 [Smiles] 2232 01:33:21,791 --> 01:33:22,333 Hey, man. 2233 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,541 You sure you wanna do this? 2234 01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:26,000 I have to. 2235 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:29,000 I can get that. 2236 01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,500 You might as well look the part. 2237 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:31,625 Cool. 2238 01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:32,750 Thanks, man. 2239 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:34,916 You look familiar. 2240 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:37,958 I've been around a while. 2241 01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:39,000 Just be careful. 2242 01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:40,833 This whole thing seems real shady. 2243 01:33:41,208 --> 01:33:41,833 Something's going on. 2244 01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:43,541 Just leave it in here when you're done. 2245 01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:47,041 He's down for the count. 2246 01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:48,791 Hey, get your own. 2247 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:54,833 So, what do you think their chances are? 2248 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:56,708 Snowball's chance in hell. 2249 01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,583 Nice necklace. 2250 01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:03,333 You feeling nostalgic? 2251 01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:06,541 Fuck off, Stacey. 2252 01:34:11,916 --> 01:34:13,458 [Deeply exhales] 2253 01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:17,583 Good evening. 2254 01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:20,041 It's a lovely night, isn't it? 2255 01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,833 Oh, piss off, old man Potter. 2256 01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:24,041 One moment. 2257 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,125 I have a proposition for you. 2258 01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:29,333 One that will help everyone in this sad situation. 2259 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,416 I don't want shit from you. 2260 01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,333 Well, you do. 2261 01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:36,000 You just don't know it yet. 2262 01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:39,875 What the hell was that? 2263 01:34:41,125 --> 01:34:43,666 We've had pre-production footage running all day. 2264 01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,250 We've got hidden cameras everywhere backstage. 2265 01:34:47,833 --> 01:34:48,791 Fuck, Ryan. 2266 01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:51,000 You wanted to be the center of attention, so let's do that. 2267 01:34:51,958 --> 01:34:54,916 Do you know the show All My Hospitals? 2268 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:58,791 The multi-Emmy award-winning daytime soap opera? 2269 01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:01,958 There's a new character joining, Alfonso. 2270 01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:05,041 After your fiery exit the other night, 2271 01:35:05,208 --> 01:35:07,166 I think you fit the role perfectly. 2272 01:35:08,625 --> 01:35:10,750 I have a friend in the casting department. 2273 01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:13,500 People like you don't do shit for free. 2274 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,250 It's barely an inconvenience. 2275 01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:17,833 You want to help your friend move on. 2276 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,125 And I want that house. 2277 01:35:24,541 --> 01:35:25,583 No, I can't do it. 2278 01:35:25,958 --> 01:35:27,083 I can't do that to him. 2279 01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:29,458 No, you want to help your friend move on. 2280 01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:36,041 Do you understand the doors this opportunity will open for you? 2281 01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:41,166 I can see a Daytime Emmy in your future, buddy. 2282 01:35:44,416 --> 01:35:46,833 And now, a message from our sponsors. 2283 01:35:49,291 --> 01:35:51,541 Would Ryan really fuck over Josh like that? 2284 01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:52,291 I don't know. 2285 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:54,291 I hope not. 2286 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:58,333 Come on, Ryan, let me believe in you again. 2287 01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,166 Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time 2288 01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:06,000 for your Three Legacies Wrestling Holiday Match. 2289 01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:08,333 And through the curtain, you see 2290 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:11,416 our heavyweight champion, Crusher, tonight. 2291 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:16,208 Known as the Santa Crusher, along with the lovely Zoey. 2292 01:36:17,375 --> 01:36:20,125 And Zoey doesn't look too thrilled to be here right now. 2293 01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:22,333 Santa Crusher's kind of pushing her along. 2294 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:26,500 Santa Crusher not showing that holiday spirit. 2295 01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:35,541 [Upbeat music] 2296 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,291 Here come the challengers, 2297 01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:41,125 Although they look a little bit more challenged. 2298 01:36:43,916 --> 01:36:44,958 [Indistinct chatter] 2299 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:54,666 What is the big guy wearing? 2300 01:36:55,541 --> 01:36:57,333 The jacket looks awfully familiar. 2301 01:36:58,291 --> 01:36:59,541 Is that one of Misfit's old jackets 2302 01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:00,791 Are you kidding? 2303 01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:02,250 That is very interesting. 2304 01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:18,833 [Bell rings] 2305 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:19,875 And there's the bell. 2306 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:21,416 Oh! 2307 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:25,666 I'm wearing a cup you moron! 2308 01:37:25,875 --> 01:37:27,000 Oh... 2309 01:37:28,208 --> 01:37:29,666 Drop kick by Zoe, 2310 01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:31,500 Oh man what a start... 2311 01:37:31,625 --> 01:37:32,833 These guys are serious. 2312 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:35,958 This might end before it even started. 2313 01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,000 Yeah, we'd be lucky to get to the end of this r- 2314 01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:40,375 Oh, Zoe goes down hard by the big guy. 2315 01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:41,375 He's gonna punch her. 2316 01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,541 Looks like he tripped up. 2317 01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:44,375 Oh, the elf goes flying 2318 01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000 Kick by the Santa Crusher. 2319 01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:49,583 Kick to the face. 2320 01:37:52,791 --> 01:37:55,750 The elf comes down hard on Santa Crusher. 2321 01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:57,583 Oh, Zoey with the shoulder tackle. 2322 01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:01,666 Santa Crusher barking orders to 2323 01:38:01,875 --> 01:38:03,750 Zoey, man... 2324 01:38:10,291 --> 01:38:13,041 Another drop kick by Zoey 2325 01:38:13,541 --> 01:38:15,541 Again Santa Crusher tells Zoey what to do 2326 01:38:21,083 --> 01:38:22,166 Making a wish, 2327 01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:23,375 Oh, lands on his feet. 2328 01:38:23,791 --> 01:38:25,208 With the nut shot! 2329 01:38:27,833 --> 01:38:30,166 I got paid 3 grand to be the shit out of you 2330 01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:32,250 But I would have done it for free. 2331 01:38:33,125 --> 01:38:34,875 Zoey taking care of the elf. 2332 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:38,333 There's the end of round number one. 2333 01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:42,458 This has been a street fight so far. 2334 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:46,041 Yeah, definitely more of a street fight than a wrestling match. 2335 01:38:47,916 --> 01:38:48,875 What the fuck? 2336 01:38:49,041 --> 01:38:50,083 What the hell? 2337 01:38:52,083 --> 01:38:53,916 Maybe they'll get tired of all the punching. 2338 01:38:55,125 --> 01:38:58,333 And again, Santa Crusher jaw jacking with Zoey. 2339 01:38:58,416 --> 01:39:02,166 Zoey just listening to what he has to say. 2340 01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:05,708 No! 2341 01:39:06,083 --> 01:39:07,125 That's a really deep cut. 2342 01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:09,000 Can you go get the medical bag? 2343 01:39:09,541 --> 01:39:11,375 I believe you guys can do this. 2344 01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:13,083 Shut up, Lucas! 2345 01:39:14,750 --> 01:39:15,333 We have to. 2346 01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:16,666 We have to. 2347 01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:18,833 No, we can't do this, dude. 2348 01:39:18,833 --> 01:39:19,583 We've got to quit. 2349 01:39:19,750 --> 01:39:20,416 Are you sure? 2350 01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,250 [Bell rings] 2351 01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:24,875 Oh! 2352 01:39:27,833 --> 01:39:28,500 Yeah! 2353 01:39:29,708 --> 01:39:30,958 Ohhh! 2354 01:39:31,125 --> 01:39:34,375 Boo... 2355 01:39:34,541 --> 01:39:44,541 ♪ "March of the Toy Soliders" ♪ 2356 01:39:44,666 --> 01:39:47,916 Going to the grave 2357 01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,833 [Crowd cheers] 2358 01:39:51,833 --> 01:39:53,916 Broke that little guy in two, Just like a candy cane. 2359 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:56,708 He's down 2360 01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:58,791 He's not doing well. 2361 01:39:59,958 --> 01:40:02,000 Santa Crusher is not feeling a thing. 2362 01:40:04,375 --> 01:40:06,708 And Crusher just tossing the big guy. 2363 01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:09,166 Oh, did you hear that? 2364 01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:10,041 Was that his head? 2365 01:40:10,291 --> 01:40:10,708 Oh! 2366 01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:11,083 Oh! 2367 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:14,208 Boo... 2368 01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:19,500 Are you good? 2369 01:40:20,625 --> 01:40:21,291 [Laughs] 2370 01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:23,458 [Screams] 2371 01:40:24,875 --> 01:40:28,000 [Applause] 2372 01:40:28,541 --> 01:40:32,458 Is he allowed to tap? 2373 01:40:39,291 --> 01:40:42,666 Clothes line by Santa Crusher 2374 01:40:43,416 --> 01:40:45,291 The beginning, the end Taking their clothes off 2375 01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:00,083 Hey, Joe, what's up 2376 01:41:03,875 --> 01:41:04,958 Take them out, 2377 01:41:06,541 --> 01:41:08,083 Oh, what happened, 2378 01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:09,916 Something got in the eyes of Zoey. 2379 01:41:10,250 --> 01:41:12,583 Well, out goes Zoey hard to the floor. 2380 01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:14,666 [Applause] 2381 01:41:18,791 --> 01:41:20,625 What are these two Bozos doing in there? 2382 01:41:23,291 --> 01:41:25,750 Dude, let's just fucking quit, all right? 2383 01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:26,875 Let's just go home. 2384 01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:31,333 My kids are gonna have a fucking Christmas. 2385 01:41:31,875 --> 01:41:35,458 [Crowd cheering] 2386 01:41:36,291 --> 01:41:37,458 Announcer: What's Zoey doing? 2387 01:41:39,291 --> 01:41:40,250 That's funny, 2388 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,458 Got those two guys down, 2389 01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:42,041 -Let's fucking go. 2390 01:41:42,041 --> 01:41:42,291 Oh, hey! 2391 01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:44,541 Announcer: Those guys came out to help Zoey. 2392 01:41:45,416 --> 01:41:48,333 [Crowd cheering] 2393 01:41:53,875 --> 01:41:55,083 [Punch] 2394 01:42:08,666 --> 01:42:09,500 One, 2395 01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,000 Two, 2396 01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:10,958 Three 2397 01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:12,458 [Bell rings] 2398 01:42:18,875 --> 01:42:21,083 [Screams] 2399 01:42:21,916 --> 01:42:23,000 Oh my God! 2400 01:42:23,208 --> 01:42:26,833 They actually fucking did it! 2401 01:42:33,958 --> 01:42:35,083 I've got to go see about a girl. 2402 01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:37,250 They won their money. 2403 01:42:42,250 --> 01:42:42,875 [Deeply exhales] 2404 01:42:43,083 --> 01:42:44,541 That's the kid I knew. 2405 01:42:49,458 --> 01:42:51,000 I finally tracked you down. 2406 01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:54,541 I can't believe you convinced them to let you out for this. 2407 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,500 [Smiles] 2408 01:42:58,791 --> 01:42:59,875 Nice to see you again, Raph. 2409 01:43:01,083 --> 01:43:02,291 Stop calling me that. 2410 01:43:03,041 --> 01:43:04,208 You really pushed it today. 2411 01:43:04,208 --> 01:43:09,041 Well, Raph, my husband needed a Christmas miracle, 2412 01:43:09,208 --> 01:43:11,291 and I'll be damned if he wasn't going to get one. 2413 01:43:11,583 --> 01:43:12,125 Oh, really? 2414 01:43:13,541 --> 01:43:14,333 Hey, listen. 2415 01:43:14,625 --> 01:43:16,333 A person in need, a miracle, isn't... 2416 01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:18,416 Isn't that our whole fucking thing? 2417 01:43:20,083 --> 01:43:22,333 I forgot how far she lives. 2418 01:43:22,458 --> 01:43:23,625 I got one more thing I want to do. 2419 01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:25,250 And then we can go. 2420 01:43:26,541 --> 01:43:27,000 Fine. 2421 01:43:27,333 --> 01:43:28,250 But hurry up. 2422 01:43:29,208 --> 01:43:31,708 You're making me run like a goddamn end-of-Christmas 2423 01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:32,333 Hallmark movie. 2424 01:43:32,833 --> 01:43:33,500 Oh! 2425 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:37,458 Oh God, 2426 01:43:38,125 --> 01:43:39,708 [Panting] 2427 01:43:44,291 --> 01:43:44,791 Oh... 2428 01:43:45,083 --> 01:43:45,458 Hey. 2429 01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:03,416 Woah. 2430 01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:06,083 You're the naked guy from the Christmas party? 2431 01:44:07,375 --> 01:44:09,291 You're going to have to be a little bit more specific. 2432 01:44:10,416 --> 01:44:10,791 What? 2433 01:44:11,625 --> 01:44:12,166 Nothing. 2434 01:44:13,666 --> 01:44:14,166 Hey, wait. 2435 01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:16,166 Aren't you that girl that gave my friend 2436 01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:17,416 your number at the party? 2437 01:44:18,125 --> 01:44:19,125 Yeah, I didn't hear from him. 2438 01:44:19,916 --> 01:44:20,333 Hey, listen. 2439 01:44:20,416 --> 01:44:21,416 He's a really great guy. 2440 01:44:21,416 --> 01:44:23,791 It's just a little complicated right now, you know, 2441 01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:25,125 dead wife and stuff. 2442 01:44:25,916 --> 01:44:26,375 Yeah. 2443 01:44:26,708 --> 01:44:28,583 Do you need a ride or something? 2444 01:44:28,625 --> 01:44:29,000 Are you okay? 2445 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,625 That would be amazing right now. 2446 01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:34,083 I'm kind of trying to fix a problem. 2447 01:44:34,583 --> 01:44:34,833 Okay. 2448 01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:37,458 Oh, you are a lifesaver. 2449 01:44:37,583 --> 01:44:37,958 Thank you. 2450 01:44:49,333 --> 01:44:51,625 He does seem like a moron. 2451 01:44:52,666 --> 01:44:54,000 Have you ever had a family? 2452 01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:58,250 A long time ago. 2453 01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:02,875 Really glad I ran into you and that you 2454 01:45:02,875 --> 01:45:04,375 didn't try to, like, murder me or something. 2455 01:45:04,625 --> 01:45:05,000 Oh, come on. 2456 01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:06,541 What are the chances of two serial 2457 01:45:06,541 --> 01:45:08,000 killers being in the same car together? 2458 01:45:09,041 --> 01:45:10,125 No, seriously, though. 2459 01:45:10,666 --> 01:45:12,500 Like, thank you for picking me up. 2460 01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:14,041 Yeah, of course. 2461 01:45:15,250 --> 01:45:18,000 And, uh, don't worry about Josh. 2462 01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:19,708 He's a really good guy. 2463 01:45:19,791 --> 01:45:20,250 He'll call you. 2464 01:45:21,250 --> 01:45:22,333 I think I'd like that. 2465 01:45:22,416 --> 01:45:23,083 He seems sweet. 2466 01:45:23,833 --> 01:45:25,875 Also, that shit you guys did tonight says a lot. 2467 01:45:26,625 --> 01:45:28,500 Thank you so much. 2468 01:45:28,750 --> 01:45:29,541 I gotta go. 2469 01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:30,375 Alright, good luck. 2470 01:45:30,541 --> 01:45:31,500 I gotta go see about a girl. 2471 01:45:33,333 --> 01:45:34,291 [Door closes] 2472 01:45:36,416 --> 01:45:40,416 [Calm music] 2473 01:45:48,666 --> 01:45:50,166 Congrats on the win. 2474 01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:51,791 Very graceful. 2475 01:45:52,583 --> 01:45:53,500 I'm an idiot. 2476 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,208 Yeah, correct. 2477 01:45:55,833 --> 01:45:59,458 I realized tonight that the old dream isn't what I want. 2478 01:46:00,958 --> 01:46:02,083 I know what I want. 2479 01:46:02,791 --> 01:46:03,291 Ryan. 2480 01:46:06,375 --> 01:46:07,666 After everything that's happened, 2481 01:46:09,458 --> 01:46:11,208 I don't think we're ever gonna get back there. 2482 01:46:11,916 --> 01:46:12,166 Okay? 2483 01:46:12,333 --> 01:46:14,458 Cause every time I think I see 2484 01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,791 that little boy that I knew, 2485 01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,666 you do something so fucking stupid. 2486 01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:21,291 You're right. 2487 01:46:21,833 --> 01:46:22,250 You're right. 2488 01:46:24,458 --> 01:46:28,333 I just can't see a future without you in it. 2489 01:46:31,583 --> 01:46:33,041 Ryan, you scare me. 2490 01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:34,166 Okay? 2491 01:46:35,916 --> 01:46:38,291 Us together terrifies me. 2492 01:46:39,916 --> 01:46:42,291 Because I know I just have to let you in that little fucking bit. 2493 01:46:42,375 --> 01:46:43,291 I know, I know. 2494 01:46:44,083 --> 01:46:47,916 I know words can't prove anything, and I need to show you. 2495 01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:49,875 Let me show you. 2496 01:46:58,125 --> 01:47:00,833 I am gonna make you work so fucking hard for this. 2497 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:02,708 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2498 01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:03,583 I look forward to it. 2499 01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:06,416 Gah! 2500 01:47:06,416 --> 01:47:08,250 You elf fucking douchebag! 2501 01:47:08,333 --> 01:47:08,666 -Stacey! 2502 01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:10,375 We're good. 2503 01:47:11,083 --> 01:47:12,916 -Oh, we're not mad at him anymore? 2504 01:47:13,458 --> 01:47:14,041 No. 2505 01:47:15,916 --> 01:47:17,208 This is awkward. 2506 01:47:17,708 --> 01:47:19,208 Heh, heh, I deserved it. 2507 01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,916 I can't believe this is gonna be the 2508 01:47:22,916 --> 01:47:24,833 last Christmas we spend in this house. 2509 01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:26,833 You should open this. 2510 01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:31,791 Thank you. 2511 01:47:32,083 --> 01:47:33,000 That's for you. Thank you. 2512 01:47:33,333 --> 01:47:35,000 And that is yours. 2513 01:47:48,458 --> 01:47:49,666 Lucas, I can't accept this. 2514 01:47:50,791 --> 01:47:52,875 I want you to know that I always had faith in you. 2515 01:47:54,291 --> 01:47:57,750 Holy fuck. 10 thousand? 2516 01:47:59,833 --> 01:48:00,833 Yeah, I give good gifts. 2517 01:48:08,458 --> 01:48:09,666 What did you get here, 2518 01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:11,916 Oh my God! 2519 01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:14,750 It's a Christmas miracle, everyone! 2520 01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:17,500 Mine must be good. 2521 01:48:17,750 --> 01:48:18,500 You fucker. 2522 01:48:18,875 --> 01:48:20,208 Oh my god, I'm so sorry! 2523 01:48:23,041 --> 01:48:25,208 [Laughs] 2524 01:48:26,416 --> 01:48:27,166 Ryan 2525 01:48:27,708 --> 01:48:28,500 Hey, hey! 2526 01:48:29,041 --> 01:48:29,625 Look at that! 2527 01:48:29,958 --> 01:48:32,625 [Laughs] 2528 01:48:35,791 --> 01:48:38,416 Yo, so what's with all of this? 2529 01:48:41,083 --> 01:48:42,458 I'm taking some advice. 2530 01:48:42,958 --> 01:48:44,250 Time to start doing things a little different. 2531 01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:49,166 She'd want all this stuff to go to good use. 2532 01:48:50,250 --> 01:48:51,583 Yeah, yeah she would. 2533 01:48:54,083 --> 01:48:58,083 So, um, I hear you got a hot date with Jill. 2534 01:49:00,708 --> 01:49:02,833 You know she's way out of your league, right? 2535 01:49:03,375 --> 01:49:03,791 Yeah. 2536 01:49:05,041 --> 01:49:06,541 That's the pot calling the kettle black. 2537 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,833 Yeah, I think this time you might be right. 2538 01:49:41,166 --> 01:49:42,625 Ryan, hurry up, we're late! 2539 01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:43,750 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. 2540 01:49:43,791 --> 01:49:45,458 Just keep your pants on, I'm coming, alright? 2541 01:49:45,583 --> 01:49:46,333 Jeez, man. 2542 01:49:48,083 --> 01:49:50,041 How many freaking drawers does this apartment have? 2543 01:49:50,166 --> 01:49:50,375 Jeez. 2544 01:49:52,333 --> 01:49:53,708 What the hell is it? 2545 01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:56,750 Hell yeah! 2546 01:49:56,875 --> 01:49:59,041 Are you still on figuring out the most fuck-able fruit? 2547 01:49:59,166 --> 01:50:00,208 We have to go! 2548 01:50:00,916 --> 01:50:01,833 I'm coming! 2549 01:50:02,333 --> 01:50:03,625 And it's clearly mangoes! 2550 01:50:12,583 --> 01:50:14,125 You suck at being sneaky. 2551 01:50:14,125 --> 01:50:14,791 [Laughs] 2552 01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:17,041 Okay, smartass, I wasn't trying that hard. 2553 01:50:18,583 --> 01:50:19,666 [Phone buzzes] 2554 01:50:25,750 --> 01:50:26,791 My God! [Phone buzzes] 2555 01:50:27,166 --> 01:50:28,666 Okay, Mr. Popular, 2556 01:50:31,125 --> 01:50:33,208 Darlene and Sarah will meet us at the airport. 2557 01:50:33,708 --> 01:50:35,625 And we got the confirmation on the extra booking. 2558 01:50:36,125 --> 01:50:38,333 Yeah, but what the hell are we gonna do for a week? 2559 01:50:39,916 --> 01:50:41,083 I can think of something. 2560 01:50:47,291 --> 01:50:48,500 [Phone buzzes] 2561 01:50:52,750 --> 01:50:53,583 It's Lucas. 2562 01:50:53,583 --> 01:50:54,500 Um hmm... 2563 01:50:54,958 --> 01:50:56,958 He demands more lights. 2564 01:50:58,375 --> 01:51:01,833 Since you're up, do you want to go make me some eggs? 2565 01:51:04,125 --> 01:51:06,000 You and the kids are on my turf now. 2566 01:51:06,041 --> 01:51:07,250 You go make the fucking eggs. 2567 01:51:18,666 --> 01:51:19,958 [Beeping] 2568 01:51:22,333 --> 01:51:23,541 [Door closes] 2569 01:51:31,041 --> 01:51:32,916 Hi, Dad, we're playing Massacres. 2570 01:51:33,166 --> 01:51:34,250 Hi, Mr. Josh. 2571 01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:35,041 Hey, what's up? 2572 01:51:36,625 --> 01:51:37,875 I'm the fourth victim. 2573 01:51:38,666 --> 01:51:38,958 Kay. 2574 01:51:41,125 --> 01:51:42,375 Bye, Mr. Josh. 2575 01:51:43,416 --> 01:51:44,625 I'm not done with you! 2576 01:51:47,250 --> 01:51:47,750 [Indistinct chatter] 2577 01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:51,083 It hides my lack of caring. 2578 01:51:51,958 --> 01:51:52,625 Okay, Spencer. 2579 01:51:52,916 --> 01:51:54,083 You can turn the lights on. 2580 01:51:54,333 --> 01:51:55,166 Oh, yeah. 2581 01:51:57,083 --> 01:51:57,583 Nice. 2582 01:52:02,041 --> 01:52:02,708 All right. 2583 01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:06,375 Becca, you're the only person I can't live without. 2584 01:52:08,583 --> 01:52:09,791 Will you marry me? 2585 01:52:10,458 --> 01:52:11,875 Yes, of course I will. 2586 01:52:11,916 --> 01:52:13,125 Now come down here and kiss me. 2587 01:52:13,708 --> 01:52:14,000 All right. 2588 01:52:14,458 --> 01:52:15,083 Oh, shit! 2589 01:52:15,250 --> 01:52:15,458 No! 2590 01:52:15,833 --> 01:52:16,208 Oh! 2591 01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:17,583 [Screams] 2592 01:52:18,250 --> 01:52:19,708 [Laughs] 2593 01:52:19,791 --> 01:52:20,041 Ryan? 2594 01:52:20,916 --> 01:52:21,750 Oh! 2595 01:52:24,583 --> 01:52:26,541 [Upbeat music] 2596 01:52:26,750 --> 01:52:27,875 Are you alive? 2597 01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:37,125 ♫ 2598 01:52:37,291 --> 01:52:39,833 Tired eye, lost life 2599 01:52:40,416 --> 01:52:43,208 makes up for her mother's memory 2600 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:45,500 I hear you at all times. 2601 01:52:46,000 --> 01:52:48,750 I'm going nowhere I'm all alone 2602 01:52:49,083 --> 01:52:52,166 But I've tried so hard and got so far but, 2603 01:52:52,666 --> 01:52:54,166 you all that I'm seeing. 2604 01:52:55,083 --> 01:52:58,166 To hunt me like a can a bird, Oh yeah, 2605 01:52:58,666 --> 01:53:00,375 Feeling like a fear. 2606 01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:02,083 Oh, but baby 2607 01:53:02,625 --> 01:53:05,125 I've been thinking lately 2608 01:53:05,125 --> 01:53:08,375 I don't think I wanna go home 2609 01:53:08,375 --> 01:53:10,625 Left me with my arms 2610 01:53:10,625 --> 01:53:12,583 Shaking oh no 2611 01:53:12,583 --> 01:53:14,375 Oh, but love 2612 01:53:14,375 --> 01:53:17,041 I can't be here tonight 2613 01:53:18,125 --> 01:53:20,541 If you're taking a toll 2614 01:53:20,541 --> 01:53:23,250 On hurting but, you and I 2615 01:53:23,250 --> 01:53:26,250 Cause you burn onto the black line 2616 01:53:29,625 --> 01:53:32,166 Cold ice under your eyes 2617 01:53:32,166 --> 01:53:35,416 Makes me feel a little complete 2618 01:53:35,416 --> 01:53:38,208 But I hear you at all times 2619 01:53:38,208 --> 01:53:40,875 I'm going nowhere, I'm all alone 2620 01:53:40,875 --> 01:53:43,958 But I've tried so hard and got so far 2621 01:53:43,958 --> 01:53:46,375 But you're all that I'm seeing 2622 01:53:47,375 --> 01:53:49,916 Your love's touch, harmony, hips and more... ♫ 2623 01:53:49,916 --> 01:53:50,541 Hey! 2624 01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:51,916 Fuck you! 2625 01:53:51,916 --> 01:53:53,250 [Music fade away] 2626 01:53:53,375 --> 01:53:53,791 Motherfucker! 2627 01:53:54,791 --> 01:53:55,333 Fuck you! 2628 01:53:56,625 --> 01:53:57,041 Oh! 2629 01:53:57,041 --> 01:53:57,416 Ah! 2630 01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:00,541 [Screams] 2631 01:54:07,041 --> 01:54:08,416 It's okay, buddy. We'll be fine. 2632 01:54:12,791 --> 01:54:13,791 Hey, that would look good on you. 2633 01:54:14,041 --> 01:54:15,125 Oh, no. It's for my mom. 2634 01:54:15,208 --> 01:54:16,333 Great. Ask him how much it is. 2635 01:54:16,916 --> 01:54:18,333 Oh, excuse me, sir. How much is... 2636 01:54:18,333 --> 01:54:19,416 I don't have time for this shit. 2637 01:54:20,083 --> 01:54:21,083 I can't believe this. 2638 01:54:21,416 --> 01:54:22,041 Nobody believes... 2639 01:54:22,041 --> 01:54:22,833 What's wrong with you? 2640 01:54:22,833 --> 01:54:23,583 I don't understand. 2641 01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:24,416 Uh, sir? 2642 01:54:24,833 --> 01:54:26,583 You never confirmed the price of the watch? 2643 01:54:33,250 --> 01:54:33,583 Die! 2644 01:54:33,833 --> 01:54:35,166 Help me! I'm dying 2645 01:54:35,166 --> 01:54:35,583 Help me! 2646 01:54:37,083 --> 01:54:37,958 Spence, Spence, look! 2647 01:54:37,958 --> 01:54:39,125 We're writers and directors. 2648 01:54:39,583 --> 01:54:42,416 So none of that scene seemed vaguely familiar to you? 2649 01:54:43,166 --> 01:54:43,583 No. 2650 01:54:44,541 --> 01:54:44,750 No. 2651 01:54:45,166 --> 01:54:46,583 In two years of film school, 2652 01:54:46,583 --> 01:54:47,750 you think I couldn't come up with 2653 01:54:47,750 --> 01:54:48,916 my own original piece? 2654 01:54:49,791 --> 01:54:51,416 Shit, I knew I'd seen this one before. 2655 01:54:54,166 --> 01:54:54,666 This is it. 2656 01:54:55,875 --> 01:54:56,333 Fuck! 2657 01:54:57,041 --> 01:54:57,750 It is Scream. 2658 01:54:58,291 --> 01:54:58,791 What do you mean? 2659 01:54:59,708 --> 01:55:04,291 ♫ 2660 01:55:11,833 --> 01:55:17,125 Oh, It's been taking its toll on her, you, you and I. 2661 01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:20,166 We should burn until the black light, 2662 01:55:20,166 --> 01:55:22,750 until the black light, until the black light... 2663 01:55:33,416 --> 01:55:53,041 ♫ 2664 01:55:53,250 --> 01:55:54,958 I swear BK, 2665 01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:57,333 I’m gonna quit this shit one day. 2666 01:55:57,333 --> 01:55:58,708 I’m gonna wrap it up 2667 01:55:58,708 --> 01:56:01,000 and throw it all away 2668 01:56:02,375 --> 01:56:04,708 These walls are closing in 2669 01:56:04,750 --> 01:56:07,041 Like virtue mixed with sin. 2670 01:56:07,125 --> 01:56:11,041 I swear, one day this shit is gonna kill me. 2671 01:56:12,500 --> 01:56:17,000 Wooo, wooo, wooo-oo 2672 01:56:17,291 --> 01:56:22,458 Woo, wooo, wooo-oo 2673 01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,166 The machine may be well oiled 2674 01:56:34,250 --> 01:56:37,000 With every spring tightly coiled. 2675 01:56:37,208 --> 01:56:39,375 There’s always one cog spun 2676 01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:41,791 Wildly out of control. 2677 01:56:42,250 --> 01:56:44,041 Despite the shape you’re in, 2678 01:56:44,041 --> 01:56:44,750 Hi, 2679 01:56:44,750 --> 01:56:46,708 Face the camera with a grin 2680 01:56:46,708 --> 01:56:50,916 And make it up as you go along. 2681 01:56:51,541 --> 01:56:56,041 Wooo, wooo, wooo-oo [Music fades off] 2682 01:56:56,041 --> 01:56:56,833 Hi! 2683 01:56:56,833 --> 01:56:57,666 [Laughs] 2684 01:56:57,666 --> 01:57:01,250 Woo, wooo, wooo-oo 2685 01:57:02,083 --> 01:57:03,166 Oh no! Oh... 2686 01:57:03,291 --> 01:57:04,416 [Laughter] 2687 01:57:04,541 --> 01:57:05,125 Hey! 2688 01:57:08,833 --> 01:57:09,583 Mwah! 2689 01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:11,916 Yeah, I know that. 2690 01:57:12,458 --> 01:57:14,000 It's, you know, second. 2691 01:57:14,666 --> 01:57:16,083 No, no. 2692 01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:16,916 Just go. 2693 01:57:18,250 --> 01:57:20,291 [Music] That everything is headed for an end. 2694 01:57:20,291 --> 01:57:21,458 Oh, you want to mess with me 2695 01:57:21,458 --> 01:57:22,250 Motherfucker. 2696 01:57:24,458 --> 01:57:26,416 Come on, Come on... 2697 01:57:27,291 --> 01:57:31,291 [Crowd cheering] 2698 01:57:31,708 --> 01:57:33,125 Fuck him up 2699 01:57:36,958 --> 01:57:38,083 [Laughs] 2700 01:57:46,041 --> 01:58:18,458 ♫ 2701 01:58:19,208 --> 01:58:44,541 ♫ 156054

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