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What's up, Lizard?

What up?

What are you doing?

Looking for calls.

You realize it's Saturday, right?

Okay.

Okay, so maybe you get a life for once? I feel like you're just in your room all

the time.

I'm looking at cars right now. I'm trying to figure out which one I'm going

buy when I get rich.

Okay, when's that going to be?

Soon. Trust.

You're such a fucking loser.

No, I'm not.

What do you mean? It's Saturday, man. Like, go outside, hang out with some

friends, maybe touch some fucking grass.

I don't have time for that. I'm locked in right now, okay?

I'm focused.

I need to escape the Matrix, okay?

Bro, you've been watching way too many of that fucking loser Andrew Tate's

videos. Like, come on.

What, just because I want to, like, boss up my life? I'm like...

Better myself and be rich?

Get outside, man.

I don't say.

I do some.

Yeah, right. I mean, like, I'd never see you outside of this room.

Well, whatever.

Like, get some friends. Like, get a girlfriend.

Women are just a distraction, okay? I don't need a girlfriend, all right?

I've had plenty of girlfriends.

Oh, you've had plenty of girlfriends?

Yeah. Have you been, like... touched or kissed a girl before?

Yeah, what do you mean? Tons of times. I hear you jerking off in here all the

time. I can hear it from my room down the hall.

Oh, I mean, so what?

I've never heard you have an actual girl in here.

Well, I don't bring them here.

Yeah, where do you go? I go there, to their house or whatever.

Okay, yeah, I'm sure. All right, just shut up. Leave me alone, okay?

I'll listen.

I'll focus on other things right now. Okay? And you don't understand that.

Okay? And that's fine.

That's your business.

I'm just trying to help you.

I'm just trying to help. I don't need help. Okay? I need a Lamborghini SVJ.

SVJ? What the fuck?

Dude. Get outside.

That's what I'm talking about. You don't understand.

You don't understand.

Okay, whatever.

And it's fine. I don't care. You don't have to understand. I think you need a

girlfriend. I think you need to stop watching all these videos.

I think you need a girlfriend.

Or something.

Get out of this room.

Listen, I can get a girlfriend whenever I want.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Have you ever touched a boob before?

I've touched plenty of boobs.

Yeah? Really? I'm not impressed.

Not impressed? Kind of made.

Tell you honestly, babe.

I don't believe you.

I'm trying to get rich, okay?

I don't care about boobs and stuff.

I don't think you've ever touched a boob before.

Yes, I have.

You want to touch one now?

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to help you.

Here, here.

What are you doing?

Here. Were you, like, drunk or something?

No, I just got back from brunch. I'm not drunk.

Just here. I'm trying to help.

How does that feel?

Mid? Maddie, you're my step -sister. This is kind of weird.

I'm just trying to help you.

Okay. Okay.

And?

What was going on?

It's clear that you've touched food, but... I'm so far.

That's exactly how you do it.

Yeah. Do that.

Yeah.

Catch it like that.

Okay, they're all nice. Yeah, they are kind of nice, right?

I guess.

I mean, it's cool.

It's not a Lamborghini, but... Oh, my God.

Have you seen a pussy before?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah? I've seen a bunch of...

In real life?

Yeah. You've seen a pussy in real life?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

And do you like them?

Of course.

I don't believe you.

Maddie, what are you doing?

Maddie, what are you doing? I'm helping you. Why are you taking your shorts off?

I'm helping you.

It's clear that you didn't touch a boob.

By the way, you were touching mine.

It's not true.

And so I really think you're lying about having seen a vagina before.

Maddie, what are you doing?

You're gonna get vagina juices all over my bed.

Oh my god. There's no way you've touched a pussy before.

Me?

I've seen it before. It's nothing special.

Yeah?

Have you touched one before?

Yeah.

Yeah? Show me.

Prove.

You're being really weird right now. I'm not being weird. Like I said, I'm just

trying to help you.

Here, give me your hand.

Prove to me that you've touched a pussy before.

I'm touching it. Oh, my God.

I'm touching it. Okay, do this.

Do what?

Two fingers.

Two things.

Like this?

Like this.

Okay, put that down.

All the way in.

Okay, okay.

Okay, now do like this kind of move.

Like that.

Okay. A little bit harder.

Okay. A little bit harder.

Okay, I'm doing it.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah.

This is crazy.

We should not be doing this right now. We should not be doing this right now.

Is that good?

That's really good.

Okay.

I've done this before. It's not anything special.

You haven't done this before.

It's really clear that you haven't done this before.

Do you feel how wet that is?

Yeah. Do you like that?

Yeah.

Just wait like 10 seconds. Okay.

What are you doing?

Stop. What are you doing? I'm trying to help you. Those are my shorts.

Give those back. Oh my goodness, but I really care.

What?

What? What?

What?

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to help you.

Okay, but how else is it going to help me?

Look, I feel like if you don't get laid soon, you're totally cooked.

You're just going to end up like one of those Nick Fuentes guys.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

Just relax.

I'm helping you.

Okay.

Yeah? Do you feel good?

i'm only trying to help

it

makes

it sloppier the better

You're way bigger than I thought you'd be.

I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend.

That's why I don't believe that you've ever been with one.

How's that feel?

.

I'm trying to throat you. Have you ever heard of that?

Yeah, have you watched that in your porn videos?

But... but...

I'm way thicker than I thought.

I can't get you down my throat.

There we go.

Blowjobs are supposed to be messy.

You just came in like two minutes.

Not even two minutes, two seconds. I wasn't prepared. I didn't know we were

going to be doing stuff like this, okay?

Well, keep going.

What?

I'm covered in your cum. This is gross.

Do you want me to what?

I said keep going.

You're still hard.

Look at you.

Here comes Luke.

I'm glad we did that.

Keep going.

Keep going. Keep going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep going. Keep going. Keep

going. Keep going.

All the commas getting so creamy.

Look at that.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that stinks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

my

God, yeah.

Yeah, you can fuck.

I told you.

God. Fuck, yeah.

All right.

How does that look?

Can you understand?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, yeah, you fucking...

Thank you.

Aren't you glad I did that?