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Thank you.

Hi,

honey. Oh, my God, Cory. It's so cool to see you.

It was really nice seeing you. I'm catching up.

Let's eat over there by the tree. Okay.

I've seen you in the wheat market in Copco.

Yeah, I haven't seen you since your dad kicked me out of the house ten years

ago. He's such a loser. I can't believe he threw you out on Christmas morning.

Mm -hmm.

And the crazy thing is I thought you had all those presents for me under the

tree. I did. Did you enjoy them? No, he threw them in the garbage and I've had

to... Oh.

I'm so sorry about that, sweetie.

Yeah, everything for you. Like, totally trash.

I even had a present I've been driving around with in my car for about eight

years. Are you kidding me?

But I sold my car and I forgot it was in there. Oh.

That's okay.

Ten years. So being in the meat section of a Costco, that was crazy.

I can't believe he threw away your stepmom's present.

Yeah, he's such a loser. You know what he does for Christmas morning? He's been

doing it for like the last five years.

What does he do?

He sits in it.

recliner, watches football, he eats a disgusting frozen turkey dinner

that he puts in the microwave.

All by himself?

Yeah, and then he just drinks Tall Boys.

Ew. By himself, because nobody wants to be around him because he's miserable.

And he got some gank after, some glut, but

I know you took care of him all the time.

Yeah, I did.

And then this, you know, cooked and cleaned.

And this slut, she didn't do anything. I think all she did was just, ugh, suck

his dick. And then I guess she got sick of it and left eventually.

Well, good for him. Finding somebody who he actually deserves, I guess.

Well, he deserves nobody now because he just watches football on himself.

He's a loser.

Exactly. So maybe it was a blessing disguise that he kicked me out on

morning.

Here we are, ten years later. Ten years later after seeing you at Costco picking

out some meat.

Yeah, new carnivore.

I know, so was I.

So am I.

I know, that's so cool.

But you were picking out prime meat.

Whoa.

Did you forget your Christmas underwear?

No. I thought I'd make up for...

Your father giving away all your presents.

That's an interesting Christmas present there.

I was also hoping that maybe you can show me

that meek that I wanted so many years ago.

What was down there again between your legs?

Wow.

Very nice.

Pussy.

So, shall we reconnect this Christmas and

say, fuck you, Dad?

Yeah. Just let me see you again so you can hold that open for me.

I'm giving you a Christmas spirit.

Is that better?

Yeah, just let me see a nice view uncovered.

real nice view.

I can't believe I have ten years and then you show up to my house.

Well, you invited me. I mean, you showed up with no underwear and stuff.

Well, I've got a lot of catching up to do, don't I?

I saw the way you would look at me in my cute little dresses

while I was...

Cooking meals.

Cleaning up.

Trying so hard to save our marriage.

So, do you mind?

I mean, I showed you mine.

It's going to be the best Christmas ever.

Yes, it is.

You definitely have some prime meat.

I can't

believe that we had to wait 10 years to do this.

I just want your mistletoe in my candy cane.

I was a little unprepared when I met you at the store.

So I wanted to make sure I could be really prepared.

This time around.

So I could catch up with my favorite stepson.

makeup for that many years.

You wanna do it down here on the floor or do you wanna have control?

He just ran there right in there, didn't you?

for tonight?

No.

I want you to be home alone, so I want you to stay here tonight.

We can, like, share a bed on Christmas.

Oh, I would like that.

Sharing a bed with my favorite stepson.

A long, long stepson.

Mrs. Claus, could you help me?

Be Santa's little helper.

I bet you said you were ready.

Yeah, it won't take long. I guess I could unwrap a gift, too.

Maybe I should unwrap one

for you.

That you have already tried out underneath the Christmas tree.

Well now you definitely can't say I didn't get you anything for Christmas.

Allow you to put this new old tie log in all my holes.

Can we do something else?

Are you ready?

I like sharing a bed with my stepson

for the holidays.

Thank you.

My mouth is dull.

Little feathers are just flying everywhere.

Give me a green light.

Resonance.

Dinner now.

Ooh, that would be amazing.

We'll talk snack about my dad.

Uh -huh.

Okay.