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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Maybe it's just not far enough.

Is it believable?

It's quite theater.

I broke something. I can't move.

Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?

I'm not sure.

I fell down pretty hard.

I don't know.

An ambulance will be really expensive.

Can you just check my leg?

Sure.

Maybe take my shoes off.

Okay.

Your feet look fine.

Yeah, I don't think it's my ankle.

Um, ma 'am, for legal reasons, I've got to let you know that your vagina area is

showing. I only looked for a second. It was an accident. Oh, my gosh. I'm so

embarrassed.

I was supposed to go on a date later tonight and slid down the stairs, and

my carpet guy saw my rug.

What is wrong with my life?

I won't say anything. I honestly only thought for a second.

Did you need my help to get up? Really?

Would you mind maybe helping me to my spare bedroom so I can lie down?

Oh, thank you.

Oh!

Maybe you hold me a little.

Yeah, like that.

Mm -hmm.

Okay. Just around the corner there. Yeah.

Um, sure.

I know you only looked at it for, like, a second, but... Did you tell me what

you think of it?

Come on, please.

It's really nice.

Um, clean, smooth, and wet.

Hmm. Great.

I'm only asking because...

You know, my date tonight, I'm really nervous about it.

It's been a while, like six years since anyone's seen my private parts.

And a good -looking guy like you, I figured you'd see new vag every

single night. And if you thought my pussy looked good, then maybe boost my

confidence. I see.

Well, I can honestly tell you I think he'll be happy.

I know this might be crazy, but could I ask you something else?

Sure.

Could you maybe possibly stick your penis inside my vag?

Wait a second. What? Is this some sort of setup?

I'm on parole.

No, I promise I won't say anything.

It's still tight. It's been so long.

Just take it in. Just a few strokes.

No sit -up here.

Wow.

Yeah, it's so tight. Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so tight. Just take a minute.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, no.

It's definitely been a while.

Oh, yes.

Are

you

sure we should be doing this if you just don't?

Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. This is actually...

Why don't we do it right?

What do you mean?

My name is Corey Chase.

I'm Lucas Frost.

Okay, very nice to meet you.

I really want to taste this cup.

I mean, it's already been inside you.

Me as well.

Your mouth is just as soft as your vagina.

I have to take your shirt off.

You're so big it's so hard to swallow you.

Are you sure it's been six years for you? You don't seem like you've lost

anything. I don't remember what to do.

I'll say.

You're offering a tape?

I just asked you for your penis inside me, not a tape. But

if you're...

So you planned this?

You were trying to muffle me with my panties, and now you're trying to muffle

in the bed.

Yeah. Don't you take the church.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh,

fuck yeah. Oh,

my God. You have not lost your touch.

I want you inside me again.

You haven't even looked at my carpet swatches.

Well, do you think my carpet needs to be replaced?

Oh, no, man.

Your carpet is perfect.

That's fucking good on you.

This is the best house call I've ever made.

We're not done yet.

How many rooms did you say need carpet?

At least one more.

Okay.

I'll have to come back for that though.

What do you mean?

I have another appointment.

But you need to finish this one first.

Oh.

And maybe I won't like it and I'll have you come back again and again.

I think we can work that out.

How's your back or your legs?

Oh, it's fine.

It's just fine.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.