All language subtitles for Love on the Sidelines [2016]

They ran out of buffalo wings. I know,
it's a tragedy.

Guess we aren't the only ones who
discovered the free buffet here.

Being broke really makes me feel cheap.

You're not cheap, you're just... Frugal?

Cheap, frugal, it's all the same. Broke
is broke.

Well, you're going to find another job.

I don't know.

I should have studied business
administration or computer science, not

design. Did you ever hear back from
those heroine people?

Another rejection.

So far, I've been rejected by every
design house I can think of.

Maybe I'm just not meant to be a
designer.

Seriously, you showed them all your
sketches?

Even the wedding dress design?

That's crazy.

Maybe the designer would be lucky to
have you.

Maybe. But somehow, I don't think
they're up nights worried about people

me. But I am up nights worried about how
I'm going to pay my rent.

My six -month nest egg is almost empty.

Look, how many blunders does Sean and I
really need? I can return some of the

gifts and help you out.

Are you out of your mind? I can never
take wedding money.

It would just pay until you got your
break.

I appreciate the gesture. I really do.
But you know how I feel about weddings?

They're sacred.

So what's the plan B? Then are you going
to move home?

As much as I love my parents, that is
not an option. When I left home, I vowed

would never use them as a safety net.

So I am working on plan C.

Which is?

Take the first job I can find.

Don't laugh.

I even applied here.

But you hate sports.

I hate jocks more. I know, but I hate
starving more.

Can we get a pick -up box?

Sure. Thank you.

It's a disaster.

Total disaster.

Honey, what happened?

It's Holland.

Did somebody move Holland?

No. What?

Didn't you see?

Danny Holland.

Only the greatest quarterback in the
league. He's down.

What's he got to be depressed about?
He's a football player.

He was sacked by that big moose, Buddy
Johnson.

Oh, so he was fired?

No, he wasn't fired. He was injured.
Have any idea what this means?

Seven years.

3 ,346 completed passes.

243 touchdown passes. And only 62
interceptions.

And he was last year's MVP.

Did I tell you that he wants to have our
wedding cake in the shape of a

football? And you're still marrying him?

That is love.

Has anyone seen Elliot?

Elliot!

He's right here.

Here I am. I've been tweeting about your
condition.

What? Why would you do that? We don't
even know my condition.

Well, I can tell you this.

One bad looking ankle.

I don't need to hear that. It's probably
not as bad as it looks.

Honestly.

How bad is it?

Who are you?

I'm Mr. Holland's personal assistant.
What's the prognosis? The good news is

won't require surgery.

That's great news.

Well, how long are we going to be out?

It's an inversion sprain, so probably
six to eight weeks.

What? For a sprain?

Let's take it one week at a time.

So what time does this one get here?

Any minute. I hope I like her. She
sounded normal on the phone.

I don't know why it's so hard to find a
new roommate.

Maybe because I'm such a tough act to
follow.

Oh, you know what? I'm super late for
work already. I gotta go. Okay.

Bye.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Gina. I'm the soon -to -be ex
-roommate. Oh, you must be Laurel. I'm

Patty. Nice to meet you.

Please come in.

Bye.

Unfortunately, I've only got ten
minutes, so I hope you don't mind if I

to the chase.

And then I guess you won't want coffee.

Here are my tax returns for the last
three years, about six months' worth of

bank statements, my medical records, and
several references from former

roommates. I don't smoke, drink, or do
drugs. I have no pets, no teddy bear or

other annoying collections, no
boyfriend, and pretty much no life

all the time, which means I'm the
perfect roommate and you'll hardly ever

me. Wow.

What kind of work do you do? I'm a
personal assistant.

Sounds pretty demanding.

It can be, but it's also the best job
I've ever had.

The pay isn't bad, but the perks are
amazing. The reason I'm in such a rush

right now is because I'm headed to Paris
with my boss in 30 minutes.

30 minutes? You'll never make it to
check -in on time.

It's a private jet. There's no check
-in.

This is a letter.

from the agency that placed me at my
current job.

Unfortunately, you can't contact my
employer directly because I signed a

confidentiality agreement, so I can't
tell you who I work for. But you can

the agency for a reference.

So, what do you think?

I think I've got a new roommate.

And I think I want your life. It is not
always this glamorous, but it definitely

has its moments.

By the way, what do you do?

I'm currently between jobs, but willing
to do almost anything.

You'd be perfect as a personal
assistant.

Why don't you call Trina at the
Amsterdam Placement Agency and tell her

recommended you?

That's so generous of you. I don't know
how to thank you. Trust me, with the

attrition rate in this field, Trina is
the one who will be thanking me.

So the doc has a physical therapist
already lined up tonight. He's going to

around your schedule.

Don't forget, you still have promos
coming up for your book. And then

the Wheaties thing. Oh, and of course
the photo shoot. That is going to be

really good for you.

I'm surprised your injury isn't scaring
anyone off.

Why would it?

I'm still Danny Holland.

Yeah, and believe me, they are paying
for that.

Elliot, you want to give us a minute?

Ned, he's got to go.

Well, it's about time.

I can't believe you put up with him for
this long.

Hey, you don't think that there's any
truth, what are you saying, do you?

No, of course not.

Elliot's an idiot.

Danny, look.

You're going to be back on your feet in
no time, all right?

Let me tell you something. Six weeks is
nothing.

Six missed games.

Stop worrying and start icing.

I see Patty recommended you. Uh -huh.

That's as good a recommendation as you
can get in this business. She's got one

of the best reputations in town. I even
have a waiting list of clients that want

to hire her.

She's going to be my new roommate.

Fabulous. She can teach you everything
you need to know.

If we hire you.

So, you graduated from the San Francisco
School of Design.

Have you had any luck with that?

Not yet, but I am being realistic and
looking for a full -time job now.

You've never been arrested or charged
with a felony, have you? Nope.

One last question.

If TMZ approached you and offered you
$50 ,000 for a photo of your employer

no makeup, Would you take it?

That's not only a breach of contract,
that's a breach of my Midwestern values.

Great answer.

So you have a job for me?

The only opening I have right now is
with a very temperamental chef, but she

just went after her last assistant with
a potato peeler. And frankly, you don't

have the experience to handle someone
like her.

If you don't think she'd come after me
with a meat cleaver, I'd try it.

I really need a job.

Sorry, but I don't carry that much
liability insurance.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, just call the Amsterdam
Placement Agency and find another

for Danny.

Okay. What happened to Elliot?

Let's just say he wasn't very helpful. I
need someone here by tomorrow. He's got

a full day of appearances.

Tomorrow? I don't think I have anyone
available that quickly.

I know that Danny always uses mail
assistance, but I do have someone

If he doesn't object to a woman. He's
such a big deal out of this. Let me find

out. It's just an ankle injury.

What?

What? Oh, about that assistant position
for Danny. It's going to be tougher than

we thought.

Just get anyone.

Just make sure that they're there first
thing tomorrow morning.

Who are you?

Laurel Welk. I'm your new personal
assistant.

It's really nice to meet you. Okay, you
can't be my new assistant.

The Amsterdam Placement Agency sent me.

Oh, okay. Unless this is a practical
joke.

Okay, someone messed up.

I'm a college graduate.

College graduate?

Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

With honors.

Then why aren't you getting this?

I can't have... A female assistant.

Even though that's blatantly
chauvinistic, I don't understand why

I'm a football player.

I'm used to being around a lot of guys.

I may want to walk around in my
underwear if I want to. I don't want to

excuse me when I belch. And can you spot
me? 150 pounds?

I don't think so. That's your criteria
for an assistant?

That's some of it, yeah. Well, maybe I'm
not exactly what you wanted, but why

not give me a chance?

You wouldn't even be allowed in the
locker room.

Why would you even need someone in
there? I'm guessing you don't need help

taking a shower or getting dressed.

You obviously need someone to help you
around, what with the crutches and

everything. Yeah, and I was expecting
that someone to be a guy.

Okay, look, that's my car, and I have a
really busy day, so if you don't mind,

Jess, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but
it really is not going to work. The

bottom line is I really need this job,
which means I will put my heart and soul

into it, and you will not be sorry.

You're not the type that cries easily,
are you?

Only when I watch the notebook.

Okay, we'll give this a shot.

But just while I'm sidelined.

Sidelined? Not playing.

Injured. Right.

Do you know anything about football?

Let's just say I'm learning.

Okay. Well, then let's just say that
this is on a trial basis.

But as soon as I'm cleared to play...

I'm sorry, I'm going back to being a
chauvinist, and I'm going to hire a guy.

Understood. And you won't regret this.

I promise.

Get you to the car.

Thanks, pal.

Mr. Holland, I got that information you
wanted.

Williams Industries is selling at $150 a
share.

Yeah, I wasn't asking you about the
stock market.

Williams is a backup receiver, and we're
talking mid -season trade.

Oh.

Why don't you just go get me a bottle of
water?

Right away.

Hey, pal.

Smile, smile. You're enjoying yourself.

You're enjoying yourself.

Somebody get rid of those crutches.
Hunter, hold him up.

Somebody get a board, stool, anything,
just prop him up. Hey, man, not a piece

of meat, all right?

My apologies.

Good.

This is just temporary, by the way.
Okay, here we go.

Well, now you're just kind of towering
over him.

I could sprint down.

Well, then we'd be looking at your
chest, not your face.

You know what? Let's take five minutes.
We'll figure this out.

Five minutes.

I have your lunch for you.

Yeah, sorry, rookie. The clock ran out.

I already ate.

Okay, let's try some with the jersey.

You, go to the back. Get Danny's jersey
from the rack, please, quickly.

Yeah, that's not mine.

It's Manning's.

Wardrobe. Where's wardrobe?

Wardrobe.

This is the one you want.

Yeah.

Patty.

What are you doing here?

That's my boss who was leaning up
against your boss. I had heard you got a

but Trina didn't tell me it was with
Danny Holland.

Your boss is the model?

Yes. I just got back from a long lunch.

She doesn't like it when I eat in front
of her, so I ducked out for a burger.

She doesn't mind you not being here?
Well, we're still in the trial phase.

Wow. I'm not sure I'm going to last even
two days.

Hey, I'm glad somebody helped.

God, please, could someone do something,
like right now? Come on. I think that I

could help. Please, maybe you better
not.

You can't afford another fumble.

No, I got this.

I think I can take this one.

Just a little bit more. Nice.

Find it. Find the prize.

Will this work?

That's really amazing.

Thank you.

It's Laurel. I'm Mr.

Holland's assistant.

Well, thank you, Laurel. Can we start
shooting? Yes, we can start shooting.

Okay. There we go.

Impressive.

You are going to be one handy roommate
to have around. If we ever see each

with our hours, who knows?

Oh, we'll be seeing each other.

Our bosses are an item.

What a cliche.

An athlete dating a model.

Just put it right over here, guys.

Thank you.

All right.

Thank you.

All right.

You're all set.

Thanks, Dad. I appreciate all the help.

You know what? I'm going to give it a
try now.

Whoa. Slow down, champ.

The doctor said you had to take it easy
for the first week. You have to rest it

and keep icing it.

Dad, if I rest too long, I'm liable to
become another has -been. We both know

that's not going to happen. You're going
to be all right, son. You're going to

get through this.

I'm not good at sitting around. I know
it's hard what you're going through.

But you know what? This is not the end
of your career.

Yeah, I guess that's true. Now, what do
we say in this family?

I know.

Never settle for the sidelines.

That's right.

Oh.

Hi.

I'm here for Danny. I'm his new
assistant, Laurel. Really?

I'm Danny's father.

Oh, nice to meet you. Thank you. Now, I
want you to make sure he stays off that

foot and it needs to be iced four more
times today. Got it? I'll make sure.

Okay.

Morning. Morning, Rookie. I didn't think
I'd see you again.

Why not?

Well, you had more fumbles than
receptions yesterday.

I thought you might throw in the towel.

I'm no quitter.

Today's going to be better. You'll see.

What would you like me to do for you
first?

My dog needs walking.

You don't have a problem with dogs, do
you? Nope. I love them.

I'm a great dog walker.

Well, I've got to warn you.

She doesn't like many people.

What's her name?

Newt. You named your dog after Newt
Gingrich?

No, Newt Rockne.

Is he someone famous?

He was. He's legendary now.

Really? For what?

For being the greatest football coach of
all time.

Wow. Do you ever play for him?

Not in this lifetime.

Newt? Newt? Come here, girl.

Cooper Scooper's right here.

A devil?

Oh, trust me.

You'll need it.

Huh.

Newt didn't give you a hard time.

Newt certainly has a lot of energy.

Come on!

Must be the ankle. It's probably
freaking her out.

Must have freaked me out.

Well, I'm going to the showers.

Oh.

The office isn't there.

There is a cell phone on the desk.

That's for you.

For as long as you keep this job.

There's also a pile of work left by your
predecessor, but the most important

thing for right now is you need to
organize my schedule.

I need you to check with the team
publicist, my publicist, my sports

book agent, and my physical therapist.

You got that?

Of course.

Of course.

Come here Can

I

help you? I want to see Danny boy

May I have your name? Do you have an
appointment?

What? You've got to be kidding me.

Who are you?

I asked you first.

I'm Isaiah Howard.

Who? Isaiah Howard. Best tight end in
the league?

I don't know what that is. Then you have
no business being in Danny Holland's

house. Now step aside and let me in. Are
you always this pushy? That's how I

make a living. Want to see?

Hey, Isaiah.

What's going on? She belong to you?

Well, that's up for some debate, but you
can put her down now.

You know him?

He's my teammate.

She's my new assistant.

Sorry, I didn't know who you were.

I need a new publicist.

Thank you for letting me move some of my
stuff in early.

Thanks, Gina.

When's she moving out?

Right after the wedding.

How's the job going?

Not great.

Actually, I stink at being a personal
assistant.

It's not the long hours or the running
around or even the standing up to a

end, but half the time I don't even know
what Danny's talking about because he

speaks in football.

I have got just what you need.

This is the personal assistance
handbook, which I happen to have

will tell you everything you need to
master this job. It will teach you how

tell a cat from a latte, a fine Cuban
cigar from a $2 Costa Rican, and a pinot

from a Merlot.

Study it cover to cover. Oh, and make
sure you take a good look at page six.

has all the unlisted numbers for the
private clubs, restaurants, and the

of police.

You know, just in case.

Thanks.

I will add it to my homework. Homework?

I need to learn everything I can about
football if I want to keep this job.

So, that's tonight's reading.

The job will get easier.

I promise.

Even if your boss doesn't want you?

You know how they say behind every
successful man there's a woman?

Well, the truth is, behind every
successful person there is a personal

assistant.

Is that in the handbook?

No, but I like the sound of it.

I think I'll add it to the next edition.

Good morning.

What's that you're wearing?

You like it?

I made it myself.

I noticed the team shirts are so
masculine, so I just put my own spin on

It's called a jersey, not a shirt, and I
hope you didn't go out and make one for

me. No, I made you these.

Cranberry walnut muffins, your favorite,
right?

What, nothing for the dog?

She already likes me.

I hope you like them. I want a blue
ribbon for those at the state fair.

Why do you have to be such a girl?

Nobody's ever complained about that
before, but do you have to be such a

No one's ever complained about that
either, and that's what's paying your

salary.

That's my ride.

Lucas is picking me up for practice.

But you're in a boot and have crutches.

You don't have to remind me.

I may not be playing, but I still show
up for practice.

Come get me at four.

Make sure you're on time.

I thought you had a limo and a driver.

No, the publisher arranged that. I
normally drive myself, but obviously

now I can't. Hey. Oh.

Lucas, come on. Keep going.

Excuse us for rushing out on you.

No, no.

That's just Laurel. That's my new
assistant. Oh.

This is Ron Lucas.

Pleasure to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Ain't quite the surprise, I might add.

Yeah, it was for me too.

Yeah. Come on, Lucas. We're going to be
late.

See ya.

She's cute.

Who?

Laurel. Come on, Lucas. She's my
assistant. Don't even think about it.

on. You know how bad I want to meet
someone?

She's single?

How should I know?

Don't you talk to her?

Not about stuff like that.

Hey, Romeo, keep your mind focused on
the game, okay?

Sean,

call me back as soon as you can. I need
help with Danny's fantasy football

league. Whatever that is.

So please, the minute you get this, call
me.

Oh, and make sure to call my personal
phone and not my work phone.

Okay.

Stay. Stay.

Hi.

Is Danny home?

No, and I'm so sorry, but we don't
accept gifts from Fiona.

Oh, we're not just any fans. I'm Danny's
mother, and this is his sister.

Can I see some proof?

You must be Laurel. You met my husband
yesterday?

I get it.

I'm so sorry, Mrs. Holland. Please, come
in. Thank you.

Danny told me not to let anyone in.

Well, I'm pretty sure he didn't mean us.

I'm Julie, by the way, and this is Ava.

I made Danny a pot of his favorite
chili. That's really nice of you. He's

to have such a caring family.

Oh, we're lucky too. Well, besides
checking up on Danny, we wanted to drop

the list for the party.

Is this something I should know about?

Oh, Danny's giving his father and me an
anniversary party.

Which means you'll probably be doing all
the work.

Well, at least planning a party is
something I'm good at.

Well, the last couple of days have been
particularly hard on him, so...

I hope you're not taking anything too
personally.

Nope.

Personal assistant rule number eight
says that you have to develop a thick

so I'm working on it.

Is it a special anniversary?

Yeah, it's our 35th.

Wow.

35 years? That's epic.

My parents only lasted six years.

Oh, I hope that didn't discourage you.

No, just the opposite.

It turned me into a hopeless woman.

I know what you mean.

I never end up with the right guy.

Oh, it just hasn't happened yet,
sweetie, that's all.

As long as you don't give up. I mean,
there's probably some guy out there

now thinking the very same thing.

Yeah. We'll let ourselves know.

Okay, thanks. Bye. Bye.

Black 72. Black 72.

Red 27.

Set hut. Go.

Good job. Good job.

Hey.

You look good out there today.

I'm feeling good.

Too good.

I'm starting to worry.

No, you aren't.

You need a ride?

Yeah, I might.

Laurel was supposed to pick me up, but I
hope nothing happened to her.

Happened to who?

Another one.

Actually, I'm thinking about asking her
out.

Her? And I already told you to forget
about it. It'd be inappropriate if you

dated her, but I don't see anything
wrong with me asking her out.

Laurel, where are you?

You're here. No, I couldn't find you.

What do you mean you're lost?

You guys don't have to wait.

Oh, we don't mind.

I want to meet you.

There's nothing to meet, Durbin. She's
just a girl.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks so much.

Sorry. They should really hand out maps
for this place. That is a great idea.

It's a nice jersey.

But where can I get one for my wife?

Oh, thanks. I made it.

Later, guys. I've got to get going.

Bye.

This place is really confusing.

Where's your car? Oh, it's right over
there.

The red one?

Yeah.

That's your car?

I know it's old and drives kind of loud,
but it's sort of a classic, and I love

it.

1964 or 65?

65.

65. I had a 65 in high school.

It was a hand -me -down for my granddad.

It was a great car.

Really. Just kidding.

Kind of an unusual car for a girl to be
driving.

And I can drive it just as well as any
guy.

Hey, glad I caught you.

Coach wants to see you for a second.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey. I just want to let you know what
you did with the team jersey. It was

great. You're really creative.

I really appreciate that. I really mean
it. I'm not the type of guy who doesn't

mean what he says.

Good to know.

So, feel free to tell me if you see me
messing up.

Well, I will be seeing a lot of you.

With Danny, I mean.

So, I will keep an eye on you. Thanks.

You're welcome.

I never knew football players were so
nice.

Well, we're not all bad boys.

Hey, Lucas.

Don't you got someplace to be? No.

Yeah, well, I do. So, see you tomorrow.

Bye. Bye.

Are we heading for home?

Nope.

You're taking me to the Bay Area Boys
Center.

I'm working with some of the kids there.

And then I have a date with Hunter, so
you can take the night off.

Oh, if you're entertaining, why don't
you let me fix up the house a bit?

What's wrong with it? I have a
housekeeper.

I just mean I could try and make it a
little more romantic.

Try and hide the fact that you have a
gym in your living room.

You know, maybe some candles, flowers,
soft music.

No Michael Buble. Got it.

Oh, and I need you to pick up a bag of
food for Newt. We use the 30 -pound

but don't worry, they'll carry it to the
car for you.

I suppose I'll be the one carrying it
into the house.

Well, I can't exactly in my condition.

If you were a guy, it wouldn't be a
problem.

Don't worry.

I'm stronger than I look.

Well, in that case, get the 50 -pound
bag.

It's more economical.

Oh, that was annoying.

That was fun.

Hey, Newt.

I didn't think that when you said we
were going to a club, you meant the boys

club with little boys.

You said you wanted to come to one of my
book events.

Yeah, for adults, not children.

Well, if you didn't notice, that is who
I wrote the book for.

Get away.

No, she's just trying to be friendly.

Uh, can't you put her outside or
something?

Uh, yeah, sure. Yeah.

Come on, dude. Let's go outside.

Come on.

Uh, let's go.

Yeah. Come on.

Did you do all of this for me?

Uh, hmm?

And do you even remember, yellow roses
are my favorite.

They are?

Oh, yeah. Um, right.

Yeah.

You know, I was thinking, since you're
injured and not playing anyway, why

you come with me to Rome?

I'll be on a photo shoot for a week, and
we could take another week and go to

Venice. Venice?

Mm -hmm.

It's tempting, as that sounds. I can't.

Why not?

Well, I mean, being out with an injury
isn't like being on vacation.

Besides all the rehab, I'm still part of
a team.

I have to show up every day.

Well, that's too bad.

Italy would have been fun.

Newt! Hi, girl.

Well, we could do something fun once
you're back in town.

I will hold you to it.

Newt, knock it off!

I'm sorry.

I don't know what's gotten into her
tonight.

Oh, maybe she's jealous.

I don't know. She's never acted like
that before.

Maybe it's me.

I mean, I like dogs most of the time.

Well, how do you feel about their
owners?

Well, there is one that I am very fond
of.

Oh, my gosh. That dog is ruining our
evening.

I mean, maybe if I brought her inside,
she'd calm down.

She might, but I won't.

Danny, I can't handle this tonight. I've
got a really early call in the morning,

so I'm just going to go.

Well, I'm sorry she's behaving this way.
Yeah, so am I. I don't understand

what's gotten into her tonight.

Maybe you should look into getting her a
really good pet therapist.

Maybe you do need a therapist.

I

was

on my way out when you guys came in.

And I was gonna slip away when you went
into the other room, but then you

didn't, so... Here I am.

Hmm. Do you hear everything?

It was a little muffled, but I'm pretty
sure I'm the one that ruined your

evening and not Newt.

Well, at least we know she's not crazy.

Am I fired?

What? No.

That's not your fault we came home
early.

You did a nice job, though.

Fixing up the place.

And the roses, that was a nice touch.

How did you know that they were her
favorite?

Trade secret.

Shouldn't he be off your feet?

Probably.

Can I get you anything? Your mom's chili
is in the refrigerator.

No, I'm good.

Besides the chili, she also dropped off
an invitation list.

Oh, yeah. I guess I should have told you
about the party.

Oh, no big deal.

Your mom and Ava filled me in.

It's really nice you're doing this.

Yeah, well, you know, 35 years is a big
deal.

They're still crazy about each other.

Love stories like that are what people
dream about.

Yeah, I suppose so.

If there ever were role models, they're
it.

But not everybody's lucky enough to find
what they have. I can tell you my

parents are role models of what not to
do.

That bad?

Let's just say most of my childhood
memories are of my parents arguing.

Fortunately, they figured it out early
enough and got a divorce.

They're both great, and I really love
being with him, but I really missed

a family when I was growing up. Yeah, I
can't imagine what that must have been

like. We have a great family, but it
didn't really help me or Ava in the

department.

I had a lot of failed relationships, and
I don't know, it's not...

It's not fun seeing it plastered all
over cyberspace for the whole world to

But you haven't given up.

Well, I just don't get too serious
anymore.

But how can you fall in love if you
don't get serious?

Who said anything about love?

I better finish cleaning up before I
leave.

He sounds like a jerk. You're better off
without him.

Listen, I've got to get going, but don't
let it get you down. There's still some

nice guys out there.

Okay. Bye.

Did I mention no personal calls?

Sorry.

Ava says hello.

You're talking to my sister?

She said she tried calling you, but it
went to voicemail. She wanted to see how

you were doing.

Why doesn't she just follow me on
Twitter like everyone else?

She's your family.

He's concerned.

So am I, and them asking me how I am all
the time isn't helping.

Neither is avoiding their calls.

Pushing people away isn't always the
answer. Oh, hey, I am not doing that,

I've just been busy.

More busy than usual, actually, with the
book and, you know, the rehab and

everything.

Isn't that just an excuse?

I've never been called on that before.

There is my playbook. I was looking for
that.

Wait, this... This is not my playbook.
Oh, no, sorry.

That's my notebook.

It's just some sketches I've been
working on.

But only during my lunch break on it.

The professional, is this another hidden
talent of yours?

The jury's still out on that.

I got my degree in fashion design, but I
haven't exactly turned it into a career

yet. Oh.

Of course, the jersey you made, now I
see the connection.

Your playbook is on the kitchen counter.
I made the same mistake earlier and

thought it was mine.

Danny Holland's office?

Oh, hey, Drew.

Hold on, let me ask.

Hey, Ned wants to know if you can go to
dinner sometime next week with someone

named Marino?

Dan Marino?

The only night that you have free is
Tuesday.

Absolutely.

He's also someone I should know, isn't
he?

Too bad you didn't have any brothers.

Probably would have made this job a lot
easier for you.

Hey, it sounds like Tuesday night will
work.

Come on, minors!

So when's Patty actually moving in?

She has half a day off in the next three
weeks, but in the meantime, she's

leaving a few boxes.

She's in Rome with Hunter.

Rome? Go, boys. Don't get lazy.

Too bad he got stuck working for a
football player.

Don't let Sean hear you say that. Oh,
before I forget, Ron Lucas called you

earlier.

Ron Lucas called here? Sean, don't you
dare look in here. That's bad luck.

Sorry.

You know who Ron Lucas is?

Of course I know who Ron Lucas is. I
better. I'm marrying Sean.

I think he wants to ask me out.

And is that a good thing?

Under normal circumstances, it would be.

But since he's my boss's best friend,
it's kind of awkward.

The job's really changing you.

You wouldn't have even considered dating
an athlete before.

Athletes don't always have a stereotype.

I'm even beginning to think that there's
another side to Danny.

Oh, really?

I'm just saying that people aren't
always who you think they are. Mm -hmm.

Laurel, fourth quarter's almost over. If
you want me to teach you about

football, you better get out here.

Okay, just give me a few minutes.

Be careful about the pins.

I won't move.

Okay.

Okay.

Have a seat. Okay.

I was trying to explain to you about the
first down marker.

Yeah. See that yellow line that goes all
the way down the screen? Oh, face mask!

Oh, face mask!

Well, okay. Why is it moving?

Because they're gaining yardage.

And it's 10 yards to a first down,
right?

Yeah. Yeah, you're really starting to
pick this up.

Hi. We're all... I have help. I'm stuck.

Okay, hold on.

Don't move.

Yep.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to get my phone. It just fell
under the couch.

I'm guessing this is it.

What, you don't think football players
can read literature?

I'm not the only person who went to
college, you know.

It's right under here. Do you see it?

Right here.

Thank you.

Yep.

Ow.

So you've been voted sexiest man in
sports two years in a row.

How does that feel?

It's very nice, but it's not what my
book is about.

Uh -huh, uh -huh. You're dating Hunter
St. James. Does that mean you're off the

market?

I prefer not to talk about my private
life.

I'm not talking about it either way.

Okay, come on, but your fans want to
know.

Let me just say that my area of
expertise

is playing on the field, not playing the
field.

Now, how about we get back to discussing
my book, which, as you know, I wrote

for kids.

And all the proceeds go to inner -city
youth programs.

Okay.

You still there, Jim?

Oh, yeah.

Here, let me... I can get out of the car
myself.

Right. Sorry

Problem

It's fine.

I'll just call the auto club.

Well, why don't I take a look?

You don't have to.

I'm not going to ruin your car if that's
what you're afraid of.

You used to work on mine all the time.

Fine, if you really want to.

Yeah,

I think I see the problem.

That's amazing.

Oh, you've got some grease on. Hold on.

Yeah.

Did I get it? No.

Now it's on your nose.

Hey.

I even read it.

What did you think?

I thought it was honest and inspiring.

I especially liked the part where he
talked about kids overcoming their

That's because I lived it.

A lot of kids worth odds than I ever
had.

That's why I wrote the book.

Well, if the football thing doesn't work
out, I guess you've got a future as a

writer.

Okay. Thank you.

See you later.

Okay.

Oh, and Danny wants to know if it's all
right to invite a few of his teammates.

Oh, of course.

How is Danny?

He's doing well.

Busier than usual, yes.

Then you must be busier than usual, too.

So why don't I help out a bit?

I'll call the players and invite them,
since I know most of them. That would be

great. Thank you.

Eric Durbin, Isaiah Howard, Ron Lucas.

Haven't seen Ron in a while.

Glad he's on the list.

Is Danny bringing a date?

I assume Hunter.

She's the model.

Naturally.

Haven't you met her?

Oh, Danny doesn't introduce us unless
it's serious.

Which means we haven't met many of
Danny's girlfriends.

Oh, I really like this. Isn't that
sweet?

Oh, yeah. It's nice. It's pretty. That's
really pretty. I wish Danny would find

someone to get serious with.

Despite appearances, he's really not one
of those player types.

Seems like he's dating the wrong type of
women.

I'm pretty sure he knows that.

Ten more seconds. Come on.

My ankle feels good. I'm going to keep
going.

You're supposed to stick to the regimen.
I'll make up your own.

Thanks for helping me out today.

Sure.

First story, I miss Laurel.

I'll be sure to tell her.

No, you won't.

See you tomorrow.

See you.

Oh, what is that? Sorry, it's my phone.

It's the emergency line.

It isn't Danny, is it?

No, no. It's an emergency with my
roommate's wedding.

Danny?

I'll be right there.

Sorry, excuse me. I have to go.

Okay, bye, sweetie. Bye.

How bad is it?

Actually, it's good news. It didn't do
any damage.

What a relief!

I mean, you must be so relieved.

And a lot more comfortable. Doc said I
don't have to wear the walking boot

anymore, just an air cast.

That's great.

Hey, can you do me a favor?

Can we tell no one what I did?

You don't have to worry.

Discretion is rule number two in the
personal assistant handbook.

What's rule number one?

Never get too personal.

Hey, Newt.

Hey, girl.

You waiting for her?

Yeah.

I'll get you a nice pack.

Could you bring it out to the patio? I
think I might sit out there for a while.

You want to go to the patio?

Yeah, you want to ride?

Come on.

Hey, you want some wine?

Thank you.

Thanks for not judging me today.

Why would I do that?

Well, I've been doing it to you for the
last four weeks.

And what's the verdict?

Well, the verdict is that you are better
than Elliot ever was.

I guess that's something.

Oh, you prefer a letter grade?

Only if it's above a C.

I was going to say B minor.

I'll take it.

But I've always been an A student, and I
will get there.

We'll see.

Good.

Is

there

anything else that you need me to do
today?

No.

You could probably take off if you want.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Thanks, boy.

Okay, ladies, I want to make a toast.

To Dina and San, I may be losing a
roommate, but I am gaining free dental

Cheers.

I love you guys. I love you, too.

I love you, too. I love you, too. I love
you, too.

I love you, too.

I love you, too.

It's a nice surprise.

Hey, Ron.

What are you guys doing here?

Uh, late practice. Some of the guys
wanted to grab a drink.

Denny's over there, too.

Nice. Yeah.

We're having a bridal shower.

Yeah. Everyone, this is Ron Lucas.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Why don't you invite your friends to
come over? Yeah. Sure.

Yeah, I'll go grab them.

He's adorable.

You don't want to come over here?
They're football players.

We won't hold it against them.

And if any of you ever tell Sean about
this, I'm not going to talk to you

No way.

No.

I just don't get it.

Yeah. He was the one that came on
strong.

He pursued me and then nothing.

You think I should call him?

Yeah, totally.

You're right.

I mean, it's been over a week. It's
time.

Ryu, as a guy, what do you think?

Look, by not calling this jerk...

He's going to wonder what happened.

Did she meet someone else? Was she just
not that into me?

He's going to not know, and it's going
to drive him crazy, and you're going to

be the one that he'll always think
about.

Well,

that's my opinion.

Yeah, sure.

No, that's good. That's very good.
Danny, can I help you with anything?

No, thanks.

You do know you're off the clock, don't
you?

Right.

So when's the wedding?

It's Sunday, so I won't be available,
but that is the only night that I really

need off.

That was really nice what you said to
her just now.

Well, I call him like I see him.

She really needed to hear it, especially
from a guy.

Even if I am a jock.

I'm sorry I called you that.

What do you have against us, anyway?

I don't know. I just don't like them.

Most of the time.

No. That's what you say about Brussels
sprouts. They're a root canal.

There has to be a reason.

In high school, they made my life
miserable.

I was a little on the nerdy side.

In braces and glasses.

The football team loved to pick on me.

You know, they only did that because of
their own insecurities.

Some guys do grow out of it, you know.

Really?

Yeah.

Do you need a ride home?

No, I'm with Lucas.

Let's go, Romeo.

Good night.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
Congratulations.

Thank you.

So, you're bringing Hunter to Mom and
Dad's party?

Uh, yeah, probably.

But I'm not sure.

You gonna bring someone?

Maybe.

Who's the guy?

Someone I thought was just a friend, and
I think it might be turning into

something more.

I don't want to jinx it by talking about
it.

Yeah, understood.

But I do want to talk about which one of
us will make a speech.

I've been thinking I'd like to do it.
But I usually make the speeches.

That's my point.

How about letting me do it for a change?

Yeah, well, then what am I supposed to
do?

I don't know.

Maybe... Enjoy the party. Have a good
time.

Yeah, but everyone's going to expect me
to give a speech.

I know you're used to being the center
of attention, but maybe you could give

up just for one night.

Okay. Hey, that is not fair. I don't
always have to be the center of

Can I borrow you for an autograph?

It's all yours.

Eva.

Here you go, bud.

Thank you.

I'm so excited.

I've always wanted to. I'm going to go
over there.

What was that?

It's Danny. He's using the emergency
code.

What should I do?

I'll check the QD1. But it's the middle
of your wedding.

Well, actually...

Technically, we're already married,
so... Go, check.

What does he want?

He didn't say. He just said that he
needs to see me.

Then you should go.

But I can't run out during your wedding.

I'm your bride, and I say that you can.

Okay, I'll be back as soon as I can.
Perfect.

Okay.

What just happened?

I just gave my best friend the chance at
having what we have.

What is it? Are you all right? I got
here as fast as I could. Am I the sort

guy who always needs to be the center of
attention?

What? My sister more or less accused me
of that. She walked out on me.

That's the emergency?

I thought something happened to you. I
needed to tell someone you're the person

that I thought of. In the middle of my
best... friend's wedding oh that was

tonight wasn't it you look great i told
you i had this wedding but obviously you

weren't listening no no i was listening
weddings are sacred resting here to

listen to you whine about something your
sister said is not what i would call an

emergency i wouldn't exactly say i was
whining on your beck and call for the

last five weeks the least that you could
do is take care of yourself for one

lousy night It's pathetic.

You barely know how to program your DVR
for your own stupid football games. You

wouldn't know what to do day to day
without somebody telling you. And I'll

you don't even know what the inside of a
grocery store looks like.

Is there anything that you can do for
yourself?

Yes.

Morning. Good morning.

Want me to make coffee?

Yeah.

Coffee.

I think we should talk

about that kiss last night. Yeah, you're
right, we should.

I know that was really unprofessional of
me, but...

It probably broke every rule in your
handbook. I did kiss you back.

Yeah.

I want you to know that... I wanted to
say...

Did I get that?

Get Newt. I'll get the door.

Did you miss me, sweetie?

How's your knee?

You mean my ankle?

You know what I meant.

Honey, can you put the dog in the other
room?

Danny and I have a lot to catch up on.

I'll take her out for a walk.

I owe you an apology for the way I
behaved that last night we were

I hope you're not mad at me. No, you
know what? It really wasn't a big deal.

How am I kidding?

I can't compete with her.

Okay, can we do this later? Because I,
um, yeah.

I have to get to practice, and it's a
really busy day, so... Can we, um...

sure. Yep, okay.

Oh, hey, I'm happy.

Thanks. Yeah. By the way,
congratulations on the game. Thank you.

exciting to see you make that last pass.

I'm glad you're watching.

I wouldn't have missed it.

Yeah, you guys are holding up this game,
though, so if you don't mind.

Do you guys need anything else before I
leave?

Uh, yeah.

I could use another beer.

It's not your servant. I've got legs.
Yeah, you can go get it yourself, man.

What's wrong with you?

Well, I guess we're taking a break?

All right, then. I'll just say
goodnight.

Bye. Oh.

By the way, my wife loved the jersey.

Could you make one for my daughter?

Absolutely. Perfect. Thank you.

Hey, I wonder if you could make me one
of those jerseys, too.

Not for me, for a friend. A female
friend.

I'd be happy to.

Perfect. See ya.

Bye.

Talk to you in a second.

Yeah, sure.

It's about this girl that I'm seeing,
and I'm pretty crazy about her. Yeah,

know, I'm glad that you didn't give me
the details. I don't need to hear them.

I'm just trying to be honest with you.

You are, and you're adults. You're free
to date whoever you want.

So you already know what she told you?

No, she didn't tell me.

I kind of figured it out. And you're
okay with that?

I shouldn't have objected in the first
place.

You got the ball. You might as well run
with it.

It's a good metaphor.

Come on, let's play some cards.

Well,

hello, princess.

Let's go meet daddy.

Daddy?

Now this is what you call a dog.

Isn't she a cutie? I bought her
yesterday.

I thought you would make a great
companion for Newt.

Yes. Seriously?

Guys, can we lose the dog, please?

Patty, dear.

Would you mind?

Thank you.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, guys, ready to do this?

So...

I'm thinking next Tuesday at 4 to
actually move in.

Hunter's got a Botox appointment, so
that should give me a couple of hours.

So does that work for you?

We love each other.

Good time. Good time.

Laurel, does next Tuesday work for you?

Sorry.

Yeah. That's fine.

Huh. Yeah, there you go. Nice.

Express yourself, Danny. Nice. Very
nice.

Thanks,

Doc. Thank you. Thank you.

Woo!

Doc, clear me to play!

Um, I gotta call Coach.

Hey, uh, you need someone to win you the
game next week?

Yeah,

100 % cleared.

Yeah. Yep, y 'all, see you tomorrow at
practice.

Woo! That's great news, Danny.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's the best.

Hey, Ned.

Yeah.

Guess who's cleared to play?

Danny, he's back. I need you to get a
press release ready.

Call the Chronicle. Call the network.
And everybody at Nike!

Watch

Nike!

Watch Nike!

Say hut hut!

Okay, I'm all set.

Congratulations again, son. Thanks, Dad.
But remember, we're just celebrating my

recovery.

It's not like I won the championship.

Oh, let's call it a celebration for the
game you're going to win this Sunday.

Where would you like to go?

No. Where would you like to go? It's on
me.

I sort of owe you an apology.

From what?

I've been a bit of a jerk for the last
few weeks, and I know I haven't been

responsive. You know what? No apologies
needed.

Um, where's Ava? Is she not coming? Oh,
no, no. She's got a date tonight.

Huh. Uh, Laurel, you're going to join
us, aren't you?

Thanks, but I better not.

I'm sure Danny will give you the night
off, won't he?

Oh, it's fine with me.

I've got so much work to do.

But have a great night.

Okay. Bye, sweetie. Bye.

Hey, Ned, look, I need you to line me up
a new assistant.

And this time, make sure it's a guy.
What?

I'm sorry, I don't get it. What happened
to Laurel? I thought you liked her.

I do like her.

I mean, I don't like her in a non
-professional way, but I'd be more

having a guy around.

Okay.

Whatever. I'll call the agency.

Again. Thanks.

Yeah, sorry, Poe.

I know you'll miss her, but it's just
too hard seeing her every day knowing

she's with my best friend.

Good morning.

That's for you on the table.

What's this for?

I guess you could say it's severance
pay.

I hope it's enough.

I don't.

Get it. Am I fired?

Not fired, but I am going to have to let
you go.

Did I do something wrong?

No.

But if you remember our agreement, I
said that you could stay until I was

cleared to play.

All right. I did agree to that, didn't
I?

And now that I'm playing, I'd just
rather have a guy in the locker room and

everything.

I understand.

really sorry it's okay and you really
did give me a chance when i needed it

glad you understand if you ever need
someone to take care of you

What are you doing home in the middle of
the day?

I got fired.

I mean, let go.

What? It came as a surprise to me, too.

Okay.

What happened?

Nothing. It just so happens that I'm a
girl.

That's what I thought he liked about
you.

What are you talking about?

Oh, uh...

Maybe I was wrong.

But I thought you and Danny broke rule
number one.

We almost did.

But then we didn't.

Then why did he break up with Hunter?

He did.

When? A few days ago. She's already
moved on to some soccer player.

Then that just proves that he's not
interested in me.

Now that he's free, he could have asked
me out.

Somehow I feel like this is all my
fault.

No, it's my fault.

I was dumb enough to think that there
could actually be something between me

Danny.

You sure it isn't too painful being
here?

It's fine.

I needed to get out.

I have no interest in watching the game,
though.

How about some buffalo wings?

Thanks, but I'm not very hungry.

Tell me more about your honeymoon.

Well, we went to one football game, and
then we watched a couple on TV.

Did you take a carriage ride through the
park like we always said we would?

Second night there.

It must have been so romantic.

It was.

What about you?

At least you have that reference check
tied you up for a while.

I sent it back.

Why?

It didn't feel right keeping it. I
decided to focus on the one thing that

truly passionate about.

And no more settling for the sidelines.

What does that mean?

Nothing.

I'm going to get another drink.

Do you want one? No, I'm fine. Thanks.

Hey, Laurel, did you see that? Danny
just threw the winning touchdown.

Oh,

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to fit us all
in.

It's okay.

Look, as much as I love Danny Holland,
I'll always be on your side.

Will you tell Gina I will call her
tomorrow?

Sure thing.

Yes, Danny!

Thanks for meeting me. I wanted to give
you the final guest list before the

party. Oh, thank you.

I still don't understand why you're not
working for Danny anymore.

I'd rather not discuss it.

Okay.

Okay, then I won't cry.

I admire your professionalism.

I'm sure I'm going to miss you.

And I'll miss all of you.

Do you have any idea what you're going
to do next?

Well, I have this crazy idea, but it's
probably too ambitious.

How do you know unless you try?

You know those jerseys I made for some
of the players' wives?

Everyone says I should try and do
something with them, but I'd have to get

licensing rights, which I'm sure I could
never afford.

I don't think that's crazy at all.

I think you should follow your passion.

Danny did that, and he never, ever gave
up, no matter what.

Did you have any more of that guacamole?
It's good stuff.

Laurel made that herself, so no, we
don't have any of that tonight.

And, um, did she leave any of those
cookies she made?

No.

Sure was nice having Laurel around.

Yeah, well, she's not here, and she's
not coming back, so can we just focus on

the game?

So, Lucas, word has it you have a
girlfriend.

Guys,

are you... Gossip's all of a sudden?

We're curious, that's all. If he doesn't
want to talk about it, that's his

business.

She must be pretty special. Yeah, she's
great.

Come on, guys, do you want to talk about
it? Girls, do you want to play some

cards?

Play some cards.

Well, thanks for coming tonight. And run
the dad role.

Yeah, thanks.

Okay, I will. You guys too. Hey, guys.

Thanks for coming.

You're looking like a short, crisp man,
Danny.

Really nice.

You too, you too.

You dressed yourself.

I like this.

No.

Would you excuse us? I haven't danced
with my brother all evening.

Wow, that is a dress.

I owe you an apology.

Sorry for the things I said when we had
dinner.

I was out of line.

No, you weren't.

I know there are times I can be
pretty...

self -absorbed.

I know it's not always easy being my
sister.

I didn't want to be anyone else's.

When I see mom and dad like that, that's
what love should be.

Not everyone can be that lucky.

I've been thinking and I want you to
make a speech tonight.

Even though I accused you of stealing
the spotlight.

Truth is, you're better at making
speeches.

I haven't written anything down. I don't
know what to say.

Say how you feel.

Hey. Sorry I'm late, but may I cut in?

Um, sure.

Wow. Hi.

How lucky am I?

You look handsome.

I feel like text box.

What do you think you're doing?

What about Laurel? What are you talking
about?

Yeah, Danny, you've been acting all
strange lately.

Aren't you seeing Laurel?

What? No.

No.

I've been seeing Ava.

I've been trying to tell you that for a
few weeks.

But you said you already knew.

That's the cue for the...

speech yeah

good luck up there

thank you all for sharing this wonderful
evening with us

my big brother danny would like to say a
few words

A lot of people think that I'm the sort
of guy who only thinks about football,

which is only partially true, because
tonight all I can think about is how

lucky I am to have such amazing parents.

These two have given me and Ava all the
love

and support that any two kids could ever
want.

And they still had enough left over for
each other.

They inspired us to want the same type
of relationship that they've shared for

35 years.

One built on respect and understanding
and passion.

But supposedly it wasn't always that
way. I don't know if many of you know,

when they first met, they couldn't stand
each other.

But Dad told me that that was just a
defense on his part because he thought

was the most beautiful girl he'd ever
seen.

Is she still there?

I guess it only goes to show how wrong
we can be about

someone the first time we meet them.

And luckily Dad wasn't dumb enough to
let her get away.

It's Mom and Dad.

I love you guys.

Daddy,

I love you. I love you too.

It was beautiful, Danny.

Yeah, I meant every word of it.

You know, sometimes the right person is
right in front of you and you just don't

notice.

Is this your subtle way of trying to
tell me something?

Well, it's true that your dad and I
didn't really like each other at the

beginning.

But I didn't have the disadvantage of
having to work for him.

Yeah, Mom, I don't think much matters.

She probably hates me.

Oh, I would be willing to bet that she
does.

You're not going to stand around on the
sidelines.

Thanks.

You don't mind if I bail, do you? No.

What are you going to do?

I'm going to recover a fumble.

Go for a touchdown.

That's my boy.

This round's on me.

I'm so happy for you.

Thanks.

Why aren't you more excited?

I am.

I think it just hasn't sunk in yet.

Oh, yeah, okay.

What is wrong with you?

You just booked an amazing merchandising
deal with a major league football team.

I'd be dancing on the table.

A couple more glasses of wine and I
will.

All right.

Oh, is that?

I liberated both of us from Hunter. I
decided I didn't like the job after all.

Besides, she is not what you would call
a responsible pet owner.

I hope you don't mind having an
additional roommate.

No.

I miss having a dog around.

Hello?

Gina, this is Danny Holland.

Okay, I didn't see that coming.

What can I do for you?

I have to find Laurel. I need to tell
her something in person, not on the

Do you know where she is?

I do, but why should I tell you?

Because I need to tell her that I'm in
love with her.

Here's the deal.

I want season tickets.

You'll watch SportsCenter with my
husband once a month. You'll be his

patient when he opens his dental
practice.

And most importantly, you will never
tell him about this conversation.

Deal.

Yeah, I'm good.

You should be good.

You've been acting very strange since I
got back to this bar.

I have.

Whoa.

Stay home.

I left my parents' party tonight

because of you.

It was a great party, by the way.

Except you weren't there.

I know things got a little complicated.

I pushed you away.

But the truth is, I am crazy in love
with you.

Is that what you would call a Hail Mary?

I do know something about football.

Not really.

Just one football player.

And I am crazy in love with him.

Love in Design.

Hannah's design show is about to get its
own remodel. We're moving the show to

your hometown.

And this building isn't the only thing
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Guessing I'm not the architect that you
were expecting?

Danica McKellar. We won't agree on
anything.

Andrew Walker.

Just want to make sure you don't change
too much.

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Was that your title?

How did you know?

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