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Baby.

You okay, sir? You barely said anything this whole time.

I fell out of my mind.

You're not still trying to figure out what to do with Ty, are you?

Maybe.

I thought you took that job.

I did.

I mean, I didn't yet.

I mean, I haven't decided. They did offer it to me, though.

You are so confused.

Forget about all that inner voice crap.

It all depends on how incredible the sex is. I wouldn't give up a hot lay for

anything. Ugh, stupid psychic.

This you must decide for yourself.

She should have made something up.

Help a girl out.

At least she didn't tell you that you were going to get your ass kicked again.

Yeah, but at least you know you're going to get your ass kicked.

Thanks for the confidence boost, Downer. It's a difficult decision.

Why should it be easy?

Why should it be hard?

What is that supposed to mean?

You've never been the type of person who's going to do something crazy like

off to Vegas.

You never have been.

That's not true.

When we were kids, who's the one who used to try to anticipate what their

homework would be just so they could work ahead? Maybe I'm different now. Or

maybe you just want to think you are.

Okay, fine. I haven't changed. Yet I'm sitting here naked.

But you still haven't thrown out those giant panties.

You know, those are for certain days. But somehow the rest of us managed to

by with underwear smaller than a weather balloon on those occasions.

You two seriously need to find a vibrator.

Dad.

Why don't you just tell her, Belle?

Tell her what?

That you don't want her to leave.

Belle.

That was kind of hard to hear.

I don't want her to leave.

Are you seriously talking in third person right now? I like having her

I like living together.

I like laying around in her pajamas, watching old movies, eating ice cream.

Being close again.

I love it.

You made an appointment at the university to look into some classes

her. Happy.

Yeah.

I guess only sisters are invited to these pajama parties.

I know. I like ice cream.

Why are we sitting at the bar? We never sit at the bar. Because you leaving is

making me want to drink, my dear.

I'd be drinking more, too, but I think all the swearing is causing me an ulcer.

Hey, Bobby.

You got me. Thank you.

You know...

My biggest worry when I opened Café Delice was wasn't will they love the

knew they would love the food and I know they're gonna love your food It was

could I find someone who wanted to be as great as I was and I found her Now you

have to find someone who's as good as you and that will not be easy Did I

mention that ulcer? I swear to God I mentioned it like a minute ago I wonder

what it would compare to you You're Andre and this is Café Delice

I'm sure there will be hundreds, if not thousands, of applicants. You'll find

your sous chef.

You've had as much to do with the success of this place as I have. Oh,

No, it's true.

No.

Why don't you do one of those reality shows?

My next great assistant.

Like that New York tycoon?

No, no, no. I could never do my hair that way.

Well, cheers.

To my new space.

To your new space.

Shall we?

One last time.

Where haven't we done it in this place?

Actually, I was thinking about your new space.

Your grads while you attended college for visual arts were quite good.

I actually made the dean's list twice.

Why did you leave?

It's really difficult to be a professional model and still attend

I understand.

Well, I can't understand. Look at me. I might be able to make the cover of the

big nerd magazine.

No?

You know, many of our courses are offered online.

You could complete quite a bit of the curriculum while you were traveling.

All you need is an Internet connection and a laptop.

Wonderful. So, why did you decide to come back?

Let's just say I realized I still have a lot to learn.

Come forward.

All right, just like before, three rounds, one minute each. Step back and

Look, look at the neutral corner.

8, 9, 10.

So let me get this straight.

You don't want to go with me because you're his sister.

Well, that's part of it, but it's this job.

I'm talking about going to Vegas for a little while. The way you've been

you'd think I was asking you to enter the witness protection program.

What about my job?

You're a valedictorian with an MBA.

You'd be just fine taking some time off.

Why do you want me to go so badly?

Are you kidding me?

I wasn't hounding you for months because I was bored and had unlimited texting.

It's because I knew we'd be great together.

And we are. And I don't want to lose that.

Then stay here.

So it gets a bit then.

For now, we are good together.

And that won't change.

Where's your suitcase?

I'm not going.

Is it because of me?

Do you want me to go or not? You really need to make up your mind.

I hate seeing you like this.

I can deal with being alone again. I'll just get a cat or something.

No, you're right. I haven't changed.

Oh, yes, you have.

Your hoo -ha doesn't look like it's wearing toupee anymore.

And you'll get naked at the drop of a hat. I am starting to embrace nudity.

Yes. You've also upgraded your vibrator to a massager, which means you're

getting very serious about masturbation.

It's all about efficiency, right?

Plus, you fucked your boss.

Now that is huge.

Even if it wasn't huge. No.

But the orgasm was, and that's what counts.

Plus, you're dating this hot, mysterious guy that wants to whisk you away to Las

Vegas. Now I ask you.

Does that sound like the old Sophie?

Not really.

I like the new Sophie. She's a lot of fun.

I wasn't fun before?

Well, you were the voice of reason, and that can be fun if you're looking for

some unsolicited advice.

Stop. I get it.

New Sophie wins.

Yeah. So, what's the problem?

The old Sophie always knew what to do.

Be honest.

Once you caught me with that red cloth, you thought about stopping it again,

didn't you?

Hang on. When you say be honest, does that mean you're trying to get mad at me

if I say it with you?

Yep.

I was worried.

Because you love me?

Because if your neck wouldn't have been connected to it, your head would have

been in a little satin island.

And because I love you.

Now I love you more when you listen to me.

You think you're ready for a pay -to -play?

Pro? Me?

Well, if she won't keep checking on you and handing out towels.

I also replenish them in full.

We have men's up there.

So you really think I'm ready?

Why don't you ask that girl who's clocking you, please?

She was a pro.

What? Why don't you tell me?

Like I said, I have my reasons for doing it, right?

Will you trust me?

Look, I know we need one more person.

She didn't want to come.

I'll try.

I thought you said the small business software was easy to use.

I said I think it's easy to use.

Can you take the tutorial?

Can't I just hire a bookkeeper?

Sure.

If you want to pay someone $60 ,000 a year to make yourself even more

susceptible to embezzlement.

Let's go over the drop -down menus one more time.

Is that Ty?

Trying to get you to go to Vegas again. No, it's Josh.

He's in town and he wants to go have a drink.

You should go.

I mean, catch up. It could be fun.

Are you trying to get rid of me? Of course not.

Whatever.

So you dating anyone?

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah?

I'm dating a ton.

You know, online, offline, whatever it takes.

Really? What do you mean, really?

No, it's great. I'm happy for you.

Is anyone I know?

Susie.

From school.

She was a class ahead of us.

The gymnast with... Huge boobs.

Yeah.

We totally hooked up a few weeks ago.

Well, we made out at a party.

She was drunk.

She was really drunk.

Are you dating anyone?

Um, yeah, sort of.

Anyone I know?

Actually, he's also from school.

Uh, Ty from that... Are you shitting me?

Ty.

He's a complete dickface.

Okay, wait.

You're dating online and offline, and I can't... Do you know how many girls

you've screwed over?

He's been sweet to me. Oh, I'm sure he has.

That's because Ty is a user.

He's always nice when he wants something.

How do you know?

Everyone knows.

People change, Josh.

Tell me about it.

The Sophie that I knew wouldn't have ever gone out with that guy.

The Sophie you knew?

I didn't know that Sophie.

Why'd I even come here tonight?

It's like I'm getting dumped all over again.

Wait. Do you think we still... It's fine.

Josh. It's fine.

You can do a lot better than that guy.

I'll see you around, Sophie.

Is that a camera? You have inspired me.

I didn't want to tell you because the photos that I took were absolutely

I want to see them.

I don't know.

Come on.

As long as what you're about to see will in no way make you not want to have sex

with me.

Well, they would have to be pretty bad for that to happen.

Have you ever heard of autofocus?

What will that teach me?

Well, what things look like when they're in focus.

Do you want to give me some lessons?

Well, photography is about the only thing you don't do well.

You've never seen me on a snowboard.

Is that so?

Yeah. You are an amazing woman. Do you know that?

I promise you, I will never use my powers for evil.

I'm serious.

I have never had so much fun peeling back layers before.

Did I say something wrong?

No. It's just that, um... Do you ever have a problem with what I do for a

living?

Do you have a problem with what I do?

Well, Tom, to be quite honest, I have no idea what it is that you do for a

living. And that obviously doesn't bother you.

So why would you ask me that?

Because the type of modeling that I do... Is the kind that you do.

Look.

There is so much more to you.

What you do doesn't even begin to crack the surface of who you are or who you

want to be.

So, who do you want to be, Bella?

I don't know.

I understand you.

I think you do.

Your photos give you away.

Hmm.

That looks amazing.

What the hell is this?

That's your dinner.

If you want to make Bantamweight.

Dude, could I have one more carrot?

You suck.

So do you.

What are you doing up?

I'm taking Tom to an exhibit.

This early?

Well, it doesn't start till noon, but I budgeted some extra time for sex.

Of course.

Your time management skills are really starting to rub off on me.

Did you take the job?

Oh, I thought I'd practice to see how long it takes me to get ready and get to

the office.

It's in Harlem?

I've never been there.

I'm really confused.

He was texting me this early.

It's Ty.

Oh, my God, he's outside.

Whoa.

Oh,

my God.

He's in a cab outside. He wants me to go to Vegas with him. Are you serious?

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

Oh.

This is crazy, right?

What is your heart telling you?

Is it what you added?