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I'm totally serious.

Life would be way easier if you're a lesbian.

When's the last time you heard a woman say, women, I just don't understand

True, but it's not like life is so much easier for Bella. Or Cassia. They're bi.

That's a totally different thing.

I'm talking about life without men, period.

Yeah, the lesbian thing is so not going to work for me.

They get so much done.

They drywall.

They can make their own bread.

They can change the oil in their cars.

Sounds like someone's ready to start recruiting.

Bad for business, those bikes.

Hairy down below, natural like 1960s.

Five years, I had only two for clients.

But what do we spend all of our time talking about?

Men. What do we know?

Nothing. Yeah, but what do men spend all their time talking about?

Women, right?

You have a lot to learn, Soph. They talk about cars, they talk about sport.

Consumer electronics.

A little bit about women.

But not in a good way.

More like it is an animal to be hunted.

I start to agree with you on this one. Lesbian is a good way of life. But not

for me.

I already spent too much time looking at the pizda.

Speaking of which, it's time to go north.

We have three options.

Triangle, landing strip, Brazilian.

Nadia.

Foreplay?

Foreplay?

How much did you win last time?

I did okay.

Please don't be shy. Give me a number.

A little more than you lost.

Your friend is not doing well.

Losing? No, on the contrary.

Winning.

Nobody wants to play with him. Your boyfriend plays too well.

What makes you think he's my boyfriend?

Nothing.

Maybe he's my husband.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know how I know?

You have a tail?

I do.

I saw you kiss last time.

Married people don't kiss like that.

That's gonna put me...

I'll lean.

I call.

Not straight.

Ship it. You look like you didn't want me to call.

Ah, a little Hollywood -ing. Prayed it might have been too much.

You gonna rebuy?

Another time.

You wanna go ahead, though?

You scared away all the fish.

No joke. We've been playing since 10.

This morning?

Yesterday.

I think my time's coming to an end here.

That's a pretty long session.

I'm in New York.

All the action's out west.

One way, New York to Vegas. First class, you and me.

I love you so much.

so nico and some of my friends they rented this house it's amazing it's

the lake you're gonna love it they um

if

you're still up nico you can only mean one thing nice

the mouth really

How big was the pipe?

I want to hear every little detail.

You re -raised them.

Then what?

You what?

Hey, Nico, I've got to call you back.

Yeah, yeah, I've got someone on the other line.

I know what you're thinking.

How?

You've got to tell.

And you're looking at what you want.

What was that?

Not me.

Your home's here, not Vegas.

It doesn't have to be a full -time thing, Sophie.

You can live there and here. Just leave some stuff in a drawer.

Is it true?

Who told you?

New York is a little village where it gets around.

Are you upset?

Just tell me, Cass.

Are you really leaving?

1 ,497.

Do you know what that number means?

Is this a riddle?

It's how many days I've worked for you. Four years.

You're unhappy.

I just think it's time for me to move on.

What about this?

Your contract?

I want to make you executive chef.

Your salary will go up 50 % and your name will go on the menu.

What about these?

This is a non -profit. Those are way too fashion -forward.

But you need something sensible.

Oh wait, I'm in the wrong closet for that.

Well, you know, I used to date a guy who had a thing for a librarian.

You used to date everything.

I used to put my hair up in this tight bun and I had these fake horn -rimmed

glasses.

I bought myself these.

Sensible enough?

Well done.

For you, Eddie.

We don't get too many candidates from the world of venture capital.

I only work at Veritex for a few months.

And what about the bitter taste?

Still there a little bit.

But there's plenty of glamour in fundraising.

You'll be dealing with some of the richest and most important people in the

city. But the salary can't compare to what you've gotten used to.

That said, I'd be a fool not to offer you the position.

Uh, well, can I take a few days and think about it?

If you said yes in the room, I wouldn't give you the job.

You got your rematch with Lino on Wednesday.

I'm ready this time.

How about one more sparring round?

With who?

Let's see how ready you really are.

Good luck.

I won't need it.

You gonna bark to a doggy or you gonna bite?

Not bad.

Where'd you learn that shit?

Kickboxing DVD.

You like?

I like.

How can you go still below

that ain't your place in death's

grave?

How much can you say till you're

away before you said,

Can I get a little strip?

What do you want to do?

Know you

thinking, I mean, why bother?

I just got a great offer from Andre and who needs the headache?

There's a lot better potential in owning your own business.

There's a lot of downsides too.

I mean, what if I'm not good enough and the whole thing goes under?

Cassie, you're more than good enough.

You know what I did this morning? I flipped a coin.

Heads, I go for it and tails, I stay.

And? And it landed on a head.

So you're doing it. I decided best out of three.

And then I decided best out of five. And then you called.

Does this place feel like it could be yours?

I don't even have a name. I mean, how can I start a restaurant without a name?

A name.

That's what's stopping you.

We can figure out a name.

Trust me.

Bistro 505.

11th and Bleecker?

Cafe Cassia!

Cafe Cassia?

Ugh.

Okay, come on. Just write it down. I'm never using it. We're not critiquing it.

Just write it down. We'll cross it off later.

You write it down.

I swear to God, if we come up with a name, I'll pull the trigger.

Pull the trigger?

I'll open the restaurant.

You're serious?

And what if we don't? Then it's not meant to be.

Trigger pull.

How about snorting monkey?

Lampshade.

No? Coffee cantina.

I completely understand.

But listen, if they're not ready to make a deal, then... Hey, Richie, let me

call you back, okay?

Hey, stranger.

Hi.

Listen, I'm going to be in the city tonight.

Uh -huh.

Business or pleasure?

Well, it depends.

Are you free?

Hmm.

I think so.

Okay.

Sounds good.

Where are we going?

I'll give you three guesses.

Dinner.

Dancing? Not even close.

A movie.

How about a concert?

Huh. Where?

Why are we at Malaya Place?

Okay, it's not really a concert. More like a recital.

Huh.

Trust me.

Oh, God.

Sophie, let me in, though I hope you don't mind.

Keep your eyes closed.

Okay.

I'm a little scared.

I just rearranged a little bit of furniture. That's it. No.

No, don't rearrange the furniture. I didn't paint anything.

It's all good.

Are you ready?

Okay. All right, here we go.

I invent Tudor to Serenades.

Toast to a lovely lady and a great evening.

We shall dance.

My lady.

All right, Tater, keep it going.

You like that music, baby?

I do.

How about I can be an instrument for you?

Good morning.

Morning. A royal breakfast for a princess.

Oh, my goodness.

And you thought you might not see me this morning.

I did.

What's that?

What is that? I don't know. What is that doing there?

Did you get me a present?

Open it.

Oh.

Do you like it?

Look how beautiful.

Uh -huh.

Yeah? I love it.

Bella, I should have given that to you a long time ago.

Thank you. You're welcome.

All right, well, let's go.

I got some fruit to eat.

Oh.

And whipped cream?

Mmm.

Icing on the cake.

Are you going to take the job? What's the salary like?

Lower than what I was getting, but I can make up the difference playing poker.

Well, look at you.

Ta -da!

You've got to be kidding me. I thought we were going out to get laid tonight.

Reg, you get laid every night. This lady knows her shit.

My friend Gina swears by her.

I'd swear if she says she sees a tall, dark, handsome stranger in my future,

asking for my money back.

You won't have to. It's on me. Great.

Hello. Hola.

Hi. Hey.

Please sit, ladies.

No. Re.

No. Re. No.

No. Re.

Norella Norella?

Does this mean something to you?

It's my mother's name. It's Greek.

She wants you to make her name known.

Too many men in your life.

No such thing.

You act like this is a joke, but deep inside you know you are alone.

Stop playing your game.

You are afraid.

No, I'm not.

Maybe a little.

I see trouble for you.

I have a kickboxing match coming up, is that what you mean?

But the thing is I'm totally ready.

I'm not worried at all. You should be.

You used to have eyes on you.

And?

You are growing weary of this.

It's time for you to stare back.

Very unusual.

Your lifeline is splitting in half.

Your heart says to go this way, but your head says the opposite.

Which one is it? I cannot say.

But you told everyone else what they needed to do.

You must decide for yourself.

Tatyana is finished.

That was amazing.

Maybe for you. That bitch told me I need to worry. I should get a discount for

crapping like that.

But seriously, Ash. Why did she do that?

I don't care what she said. I'm gonna get me some dick.