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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,653 --> 00:00:10,320 (elegant music) 2 00:00:14,524 --> 00:00:17,024 (tense music) 3 00:00:25,022 --> 00:00:27,689 (elegant music) 4 00:00:31,744 --> 00:00:34,494 (waves crashing) 5 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:39,016 (lively music) 6 00:00:57,866 --> 00:01:00,366 (Max panting) 7 00:01:14,334 --> 00:01:17,501 (gentle guitar music) 8 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,969 (Max panting) 9 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,008 (door creaks) 10 00:01:46,008 --> 00:01:48,425 (door thuds) 11 00:01:58,262 --> 00:02:03,179 (hand slaps) (Max whines) 12 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,373 (Zack groans) 13 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:32,208 (machine beeps) (upbeat rock music) 14 00:02:39,436 --> 00:02:42,436 (singer vocalizing) 15 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:49,059 - I'll be in later to pick up my check! 16 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:51,180 - [Announcer] You're listening to "The Bob and Bob Show." 17 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,239 - [Bob 2] I'm Bob. 18 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:53,072 - [Bob 1] And I'm Bob. 19 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:55,620 - [Both] And we're on with the world famous sex 20 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:58,197 and relationship psychologist Dr. Bob. 21 00:02:58,197 --> 00:03:00,155 (truck horn beeping) 22 00:03:00,155 --> 00:03:02,513 - [Bob 2] So what did you think of that last call? 23 00:03:02,513 --> 00:03:03,590 - [Dr. Bob] Well, she is just 24 00:03:03,590 --> 00:03:06,059 a little confused. - She's a freak! 25 00:03:06,059 --> 00:03:07,392 (Bob 2 laughs) 26 00:03:07,392 --> 00:03:08,225 (Eddie sighs) - Aloha, Eddie. 27 00:03:08,225 --> 00:03:09,680 - Hey! - Let's take a call. 28 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,620 Line one, we have a patient of Dr. Bob's, 29 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:13,300 Threesome, on her cellphone. 30 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,220 - [Bob 1] Threesome? 31 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:15,053 - [Threesome] Yeah, It's me. 32 00:03:15,053 --> 00:03:17,520 - [Dr. Bob] I'm sorry, did you say she's a patient of mine? 33 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,286 - [Bob 2] Threesome, do you know Dr. Bob? 34 00:03:20,286 --> 00:03:22,620 - [Threesome] Yeah, yeah, I see him weekly. 35 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,770 - [Dr. Bob] You do? 36 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,680 - [Threesome] Yeah, Wednesdays, 3:00 p.m. 37 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,120 - [Dr. Bob] You really shouldn't be calling me here. 38 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,530 It wouldn't be ethical for us 39 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:30,680 to discuss our private sessions on the radio. 40 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,800 Hang up now. - No, no, no, no, no. 41 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,860 Don't hang up. 42 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:34,900 I wanna hear this. 43 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,890 - [Dr. Bob] Listen, caller, we shouldn't do this. 44 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:38,430 We can talk Wednesday. 45 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,720 I don't want you saying anything 46 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,970 that could jeopardize your privacy, so hang up. 47 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:43,480 - [Threesome] No, no, it can't wait till Wednesday. 48 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,860 Please, we need to talk now. 49 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:48,220 - [Bob 1] Yeah, listen to her now, she needs help now. 50 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,790 - [Bob 2] Besides, I'm sure Threesome 51 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:51,490 isn't her real name, is it? 52 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:52,480 - [Threesome] Of course it's not my name. 53 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,546 Hello, it's Jen- 54 00:03:53,546 --> 00:03:54,520 (beep) 55 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,270 - [Bob 2] Did we bleep that? 56 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,720 Okay, okay, we bleeped that. 57 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,210 Listen, sweetie, don't use your real name. 58 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:03,000 - [Bob 1] Okay, so tell us, what's up? 59 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,100 - [Threesome] Well, I'm calling because, last night, 60 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,333 we had this threesome. 61 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,830 - [Bob 2] We did? Wow, I don't remember that. 62 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,380 Do you, Bob? 63 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:11,830 - That chick sounds familiar. 64 00:04:13,364 --> 00:04:14,434 - It's your mother. 65 00:04:14,434 --> 00:04:15,267 - Nah, is it? 66 00:04:15,267 --> 00:04:17,910 - [Threesome] Sorry, no, it was me, my ex, and a friend. 67 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:19,753 - Nah, my parents are still married. 68 00:04:21,415 --> 00:04:22,703 - Is that right? 69 00:04:22,703 --> 00:04:24,467 - That's right! 70 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:27,570 - [Bob 1] So it's you, a guy, and another chick? 71 00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,840 - Yeah. - How far did you go? 72 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,703 - [Threesome] What do you mean? 73 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:33,060 - [Bob 1] What my partner is trying to say is, 74 00:04:33,060 --> 00:04:35,770 were you munching on grindage or what? 75 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:37,730 - [Bob 2] Yeah, did you find the little man in the boat? 76 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:39,730 - [Threesome] Um, yeah. 77 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,990 - [Bob 1] So, how was it? 78 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,112 - [Threesome] Well, everything was great. 79 00:04:44,112 --> 00:04:46,570 Okay, here's the thing, my ex and I had been together 80 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,220 for two years and he dumps me. 81 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,960 He says he doesn't wanna be strapped down. 82 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,130 He wants to be able to explore and to sow his wild oats. 83 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:55,080 - [Bob 1] And what's wrong with that? 84 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,640 - [Threesome] Nothing's wrong with that. 85 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,750 I ask him why can't he do it with me, 86 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,950 and he's like, "You don't wanna do that." 87 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,470 You know, whatever, he just wants to be like 88 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,183 his best friend and play around. 89 00:05:04,183 --> 00:05:06,240 - [Bob 1] And what's the situation with his friend? 90 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,380 - [Threesome] He's a good guy. He's just a total player. 91 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,740 He nails everything in sight, and my ex envies him, 92 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,378 which I think is ridiculous. 93 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,413 - [Bob 2] All right, what's this have to do 94 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,930 with the sex, the threesome? 95 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,610 Let's get back to the juice. 96 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:18,560 - [Threesome] Okay, well, I figured I would show him 97 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,730 that he could have a good time with me. 98 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:22,310 So I set up this threesome, 99 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:25,340 hoping he would see he can explore his wild oats with me 100 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:27,647 and we could have lots of fun together. 101 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:29,050 - [Dr. Bob] And what happened? 102 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:31,410 - [Bob 1] She munched on grindage. 103 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,243 - [Dr. Bob] No. How- 104 00:05:32,243 --> 00:05:35,068 (ignition clicks) 105 00:05:36,207 --> 00:05:38,874 (door creaking) 106 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,610 - Hola, Senor Da-Veed. 107 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:43,112 - [David] Aloha, Zachary. 108 00:05:43,112 --> 00:05:43,945 - Hey! 109 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,520 (answering machine beeps) - Hey, I'm standing outside. 110 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,160 You were suppose to open 20 minutes ago, 111 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:52,640 but the door is locked. 112 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,060 Is anybody there? 113 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,480 Hello? 114 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,313 Are you there? 115 00:05:57,406 --> 00:05:59,060 (answering machine beeps) Yeah, I wanna buy a cue stick. 116 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,320 It's been 37 minutes. 117 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,380 If you're there, open the door. 118 00:06:02,380 --> 00:06:03,990 Hello? 119 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:04,823 Are you there? (answering machine beeps) 120 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,030 I've been standing here for over a fucking hour. 121 00:06:07,030 --> 00:06:08,580 Screw you fucking bastards! 122 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:10,103 I don't need a cue stick that bad! 123 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,770 (answering machine beeps) Are you guys there yet? 124 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:13,603 Hello? 125 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:15,900 Fuck you! 126 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,170 (answering machine beeps) 127 00:06:17,170 --> 00:06:19,000 - Eat me. 128 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,150 - I thought you were gonna stop being late. 129 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,870 - This time, I had a good excuse. 130 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,401 - Oh, that's right, you had that threesome. 131 00:06:27,401 --> 00:06:28,234 - How did you know? 132 00:06:28,234 --> 00:06:30,380 - It's the power of Hef, man. 133 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:31,890 He's channeled in me. 134 00:06:31,890 --> 00:06:32,980 I know things. 135 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:36,400 - Anyway, after you left the bar, 136 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,723 we went back to Tara's place, check out her new spa. 137 00:06:38,723 --> 00:06:40,230 - Tara's got a spa? 138 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:43,220 - We head into the house, the girls go into Tara's room, 139 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:45,530 I plop down on the couch, flick on the tube. 140 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,740 So I'm flipping stations 141 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,393 and they're in the bedroom giggling, so whatever. 142 00:06:50,690 --> 00:06:53,290 I'm watching Dave's Top 10 List, 143 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:55,380 and then they come out- - What was it about? 144 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:56,811 - What? - The Top 10 List, 145 00:06:56,811 --> 00:06:58,112 what was it? 146 00:06:58,112 --> 00:07:00,220 - I don't know, why does it matter? 147 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:04,100 Anyway, they come out of the bedroom, 148 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:07,060 naked, just holding towels, 149 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,830 heading for the backyard, 150 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:11,980 and Jennifer's like, "Are you coming?" 151 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:15,000 So I'm off the couch, racing towards them. 152 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,280 And then they get in the spa 153 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,140 and I'm just standing there, shocked. 154 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,280 - What were you waiting for? 155 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,330 A written invitation? 156 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,650 - Really! No, I don't know. 157 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:26,550 I just wasn't sure if it was for real. 158 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:32,300 So, then Tara reaches into her towel, 159 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:35,677 pulls out a baggy of X, and Jennifer's like, 160 00:07:35,677 --> 00:07:38,377 "Go ahead, it'll make you feel better." 161 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:41,033 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 162 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:46,080 Our little Jen Jen is telling you to drop X? 163 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,833 - Tell me about it, she gets so wicked around Tara. 164 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:52,590 - Dropping X with naked hotties. 165 00:07:52,590 --> 00:07:54,770 Life doesn't get much better than that. 166 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:57,380 - So I strip, jump in, 167 00:07:57,380 --> 00:08:01,563 the next thing I know, we're fucking. 168 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,997 - What do you mean by "fucking"? 169 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,410 - What do you mean what do I mean? 170 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:11,570 We had sex. 171 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:12,620 We did the nasty. 172 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,400 You know, humped, bumped, and nailed? 173 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,800 Nookie nookie? 174 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,890 We did all sorts of stuff. 175 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:21,773 I can't remember how it all went, but it was hot. 176 00:08:22,926 --> 00:08:25,509 (gentle music) 177 00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:02,420 - Well, okay, what happened? 178 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:05,170 You know, were the girls munching on grindage? 179 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,003 - Oh, yeah. 180 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:09,063 - Jennifer let you fuck Tara. 181 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,163 You fucked Tara! 182 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:17,963 - Yeah. (David sighs) 183 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,710 (David sighs) 184 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,337 - So, okay, what happened next?! 185 00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:27,610 (Zack sighs) 186 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,223 - We went to sleep. 187 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,250 (gentle music) 188 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,840 - Jen and Tara. 189 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,240 - Can you believe it? - No. 190 00:09:47,032 --> 00:09:48,756 (Zack sighs) 191 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:49,640 (Eddie whimpers) 192 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,924 (Eddie sighs) 193 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,840 (gentle music) 194 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,702 I could've had her, just didn't want it. 195 00:09:56,702 --> 00:09:58,638 (bell jingles) 196 00:09:58,638 --> 00:10:01,221 (gentle music) 197 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:19,882 - Is that right? 198 00:10:19,882 --> 00:10:21,467 - [David] That's right! 199 00:10:21,467 --> 00:10:22,519 - Morning. 200 00:10:22,519 --> 00:10:24,529 - [Zack] Hola, Senorita Jennifer. 201 00:10:24,529 --> 00:10:25,604 - [David] Aloha. 202 00:10:25,604 --> 00:10:27,390 - I got you your triple cream. 203 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:29,400 - [Zack] Thanks, I didn't have time to pick it up. 204 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,050 - Ooh, triple cream. 205 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:31,950 That's great. 206 00:10:31,950 --> 00:10:33,183 It's very fitting. 207 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:36,190 - [Jennifer] What do you mean? 208 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:38,250 - Oh, you know, it's just you two and your coffee, you know, 209 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:40,340 whatever happened to just straight coffee? 210 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:43,820 Just straight, black coffee. 211 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:45,350 Everybody's gotta drink this nasty-ass, 212 00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:48,140 trendy-ass Starfucks shit. (door clacks) 213 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,430 - Yo, dip, you flush? 214 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:50,963 - I ain't no dipshit. 215 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:54,270 (Jennifer chuckles) 216 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,350 - So, David, how was your, oh, excuse me, Da-Veed, 217 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,960 how was your night last night? (toilet flushing) 218 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,260 - [David] Not as good as yours. 219 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,190 - So tell us about your night, Da-Veed. 220 00:11:04,190 --> 00:11:05,450 - What's Da-Vee? 221 00:11:05,450 --> 00:11:06,860 - It's Da-Veed. 222 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,560 - Last night, David tells this girl at a bar 223 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,810 that his name is Da-Veed, 224 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:11,670 so she's like, Da-Veed this and Da-Veed that. 225 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,447 So we're all calling him Da-Veed all night. 226 00:11:13,447 --> 00:11:16,143 - "Mm, I see," said the man with the saw. 227 00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:18,820 - What? 228 00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:20,640 - You're such a dip. 229 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,550 If you're gonna steal someone else's lines, 230 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:24,170 at least get them right. 231 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,190 It's "'I see,' said the blind man 232 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,550 as he picks up the hammer and saw." 233 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:29,817 - Is that right? 234 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:31,140 - [Both] That's right! 235 00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,500 - Ugh, you guys and your stupid catchphrases. 236 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,710 - Actually, it's Da-Veed's stupid catchphrase. 237 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,800 - Okay, enough with the Da-Veed shit. 238 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,190 I did not tell her my name was Da-Veed. 239 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:46,650 She misheard it, she liked it, thought it was unique. 240 00:11:46,650 --> 00:11:49,330 So I said to myself, "Hey, what would Hef do?" 241 00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,963 Hef would let her think what she wanted, so I did. 242 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:57,040 - Stupid catchphrases and a Playboy fascination. 243 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,470 I'll tell you what Hef wouldn't do: 244 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,820 Hef would not be called Da-Veed. 245 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,968 - Very true. - Thank you. 246 00:12:02,968 --> 00:12:04,240 - [David] I gotta get going. 247 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,373 You got my invoices? 248 00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:09,060 - Whiteman's first, then you got a repair at Small's, 249 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:10,760 and a re-level at Johnson's. 250 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,810 - Ah, the good doctor. 251 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:15,120 He was on the radio this morning. 252 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,180 - Really? 253 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:20,490 - Dude, we're doing white man's small johnson today. 254 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,403 You get it? White man's small johnson? 255 00:12:23,770 --> 00:12:24,603 - Yeah. 256 00:12:25,590 --> 00:12:27,563 - Top 10 ways you know a movie sucks. 257 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:29,640 - Oh, what was number one? 258 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,445 - If it was made with a camcorder. 259 00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:32,470 (bell jingles) 260 00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:33,633 - I've got a camcorder. 261 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,273 - How you doing? 262 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,510 Can help you with anything? 263 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,820 Okay, well, holler if you have any questions. 264 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:03,820 - I need some chalk. 265 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,743 - Sure, right over here. 266 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:15,970 Half dozen is $3.95, dozen is $4.95. 267 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:17,090 - Can I get six? 268 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,990 - It's only a dollar more for a dozen. 269 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,033 Okay. 270 00:13:27,198 --> 00:13:28,815 (register beeping) 271 00:13:28,815 --> 00:13:29,773 (register whirring) 272 00:13:29,773 --> 00:13:30,606 (register beeping) 273 00:13:30,606 --> 00:13:31,990 $4.28 274 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:33,593 - You said $3.95. 275 00:13:33,593 --> 00:13:35,640 - It's $4.28 with tax. 276 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,560 - [Customer] There's tax on chalk? 277 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,393 - Yeah. 278 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:44,680 (coins rattling) 279 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,533 Dip. 280 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:58,880 - Hey. 281 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,284 You told them. 282 00:14:00,284 --> 00:14:03,000 - What? - You told David and Eddie. 283 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,150 - I told David. 284 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,910 - You're here for what, like five minutes 285 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,450 and you're already rushing to tell David? 286 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:08,607 What, did you just run in here and say, 287 00:14:08,607 --> 00:14:10,210 "Oh, David, oh, David, God of mine, 288 00:14:10,210 --> 00:14:11,200 guess what I did last night?" 289 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,830 - Okay, this is my point. 290 00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,570 This is why I broke up with you. 291 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,113 If last night had happened with anybody else, 292 00:14:16,113 --> 00:14:18,440 then there wouldn't be any problem with me telling David, 293 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,050 but because it's with you, you're screaming at me. 294 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,610 And David is not God. 295 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:23,890 He's just David. 296 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:26,310 Besides, you're one to talk, the way you worship Tara. 297 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:27,530 - What? - Oh, please! 298 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,040 Put down the crack pipe. 299 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,410 Whenever she's around, you turn into a freak. 300 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,910 It's like you're a wannabe. 301 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:36,130 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, a poser. 302 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:37,450 - Fuck you! - Poser. 303 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,400 - Piss off! - You piss off. 304 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,233 Poser. 305 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:42,523 Unbelievable. 306 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,763 How you doing? 307 00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,320 - Fine, and you? 308 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,210 - Great. Anything I can help you with today? 309 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,363 - Is Jennifer here? 310 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,823 - Sure, let me get her. 311 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,710 - Steve! 312 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:57,800 I thought that sounded like you. 313 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,266 Hi. - Hey. 314 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,710 - It's so great to see you. 315 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,527 How are you doing? - I'm doing fine. 316 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:03,517 And you? 317 00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,000 (Zack coughs softly) 318 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,870 - Oh, I'm sorry. 319 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,740 Zack, this is my friend Steve. 320 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,750 Steve this is my boy, my boss, Zack. 321 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,160 - Your boss? 322 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,840 It's good to meet you. 323 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,560 Think I'm more than that. 324 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,998 - I'm sorry, my friend Steve. 325 00:15:18,998 --> 00:15:20,026 (Jennifer laughs) 326 00:15:20,026 --> 00:15:20,859 I mean, Zack. 327 00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:22,670 I'm sorry, my friend Zack. 328 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,050 So what brings you down here? 329 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,220 - Well, I was just in the area, 330 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,307 so I thought I'd stopped by to see you. 331 00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:29,433 - [Jennifer] Oh, how sweet. 332 00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:32,620 - You know, I had a really great time this weekend. 333 00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,280 - Yeah, it was a fun. 334 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,700 - Well, I can see I'm not needed here. 335 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:38,163 I'll just be over there. 336 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,980 - So I was wondering if I could 337 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,730 take you up on that lunch offer. 338 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,563 - Lunch? 339 00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:45,580 - Yeah. 340 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,130 - Yeah, lunch sounds great. 341 00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,329 How about 12:30? 342 00:15:48,329 --> 00:15:49,530 Is that good? - 12:30's great. 343 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,440 I have an appointment to show at 11:30, 344 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,159 so I'll stop back by. 345 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:53,992 - Okay. 346 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,760 - Well, I can see you have a lot of work to do, 347 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,664 so I'll see you at 12:30. 348 00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,300 - Bye. 349 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,150 - [Zack] Who's he? 350 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,350 - [Jennifer] Steve's a friend. 351 00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:07,305 - [Zack] Yeah? You went out with him last weekend? 352 00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:08,220 (Jennifer laughs) 353 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,428 - Zachary, are we jealous? 354 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:10,490 - No, not at all. 355 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,900 - Sounds to me like you're jealous. 356 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,740 - Well, I'm not. 357 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,590 (Jennifer chuckles) 358 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:15,893 Just still mad at you. 359 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,660 - You know what? 360 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,298 - What? 361 00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:22,540 - I'm sorry. 362 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,060 I blew earlier out of proportion. 363 00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,020 I shouldn't have gotten mad at you for telling David. 364 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:27,835 - That's right you shouldn't have. 365 00:16:27,835 --> 00:16:28,668 - Stop. 366 00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,641 Why is your shirt is so tight? 367 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:35,010 - Oh. Well, this morning, it was all I could find. 368 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:36,873 I think it's either yours or Tara's. 369 00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,830 - Oh. I thought mine was a little big. 370 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,010 All right, take it off. 371 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:44,380 - Yeah, baby, yeah. 372 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,503 - Please, dream on. 373 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:48,651 You know, I thought that this morning 374 00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,978 would just be a little different. 375 00:16:50,978 --> 00:16:51,811 - How so? 376 00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:53,833 - Well, I thought you would see 377 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:57,348 that you could have fun last night and have it with me. 378 00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:58,861 (Zack sighs) 379 00:16:58,861 --> 00:17:00,520 - Jen Jen. 380 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,020 - What? 381 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,850 Why can't we just get back together? 382 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,340 - Jen. 383 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,330 - What? 384 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,980 We're so good together. We're great together. 385 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:08,823 So why? 386 00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:12,093 - Because we just can't. 387 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,670 - Don't you love me? - It's not that, it's just... 388 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,120 We just can't. 389 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,730 - What, is it so that you can fuck other girls? 390 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,770 Didn't I prove to you last night that you can do that 391 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,310 and you can do it with me? 392 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,210 - For Christ's sake! 393 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:28,430 - You know what, here, it's fine! 394 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,480 It doesn't matter anyway 395 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,920 because there are plenty of other guys out there. 396 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,760 - What, like Steve? 397 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,260 - [Jennifer] Yeah, like Steve! 398 00:17:37,962 --> 00:17:40,962 (upbeat rock music) 399 00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:51,997 - Well, here are your four cues. 400 00:17:51,997 --> 00:17:52,847 - They're so big. 401 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:54,673 - They sure are. 402 00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:58,960 And here are your balls. 403 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,293 - Sticks and balls, what a great game. 404 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,400 - Well, we should be going. 405 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,483 You know, got the next table and all. 406 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,170 - Yeah, yeah, we gotta go. 407 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,823 Hey, listen, I'm Zack, 408 00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:21,223 call me if you need anything. 409 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,463 - [Mrs. Whiteman] Thank you, Zack. 410 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,010 - It's a solid maple core with graphite laid over it. 411 00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:40,915 It has a French leather 13-millimeter tip and velvet grip. 412 00:18:40,915 --> 00:18:42,050 - How well do they play? 413 00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:44,450 - Oh, they play great. They're nice, solid cues. 414 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,250 - They really are. 415 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,273 I, myself, use them. 416 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:52,180 - Oh, my god, you're Tara Jackson, right? 417 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,520 - In the flesh. 418 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,130 - I saw you last night. 419 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,340 - You did? 420 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,640 - Yeah, I was watching the sports channel. 421 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,969 You were playing a match against that spider chick. 422 00:19:01,969 --> 00:19:04,560 Yeah, wow, that was a close game. 423 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,240 I thought she had you with the one/nine combo, 424 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,003 but somehow she blew it, you came in and ran the table. 425 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,420 Wow. 426 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,780 What a run. 427 00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,290 You were great. 428 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:15,710 - I try. 429 00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:17,880 - Yeah, and you won a grip of money too. 430 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,810 - Oh. It all went to charity. 431 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:23,240 - That's right. You were playing for some church. 432 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,090 - The Mormon Orphaned Outreach Children's House. 433 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:28,170 - So you don't get to keep any of the money? 434 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:31,720 - Not that match, anyway, but some matches I do. 435 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,250 - [Customer] Well, that's cool. 436 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,850 - Yeah, I do it for the kiddies. 437 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,713 - Yeah, so what brings you here? 438 00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,160 - I work here. 439 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,440 - Really? 440 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,000 I mean, I would have thought that pool 441 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,740 was a pretty good paying gig, 442 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:48,817 but I guess with the charity and all... 443 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,993 - "Give till it hurts," my mama says. 444 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:53,990 You know, besides, I just love the game 445 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,060 and this place gives me something to do all day 446 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,560 and still be around billiards. 447 00:19:58,650 --> 00:19:59,720 - That's cool. 448 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,000 So you really use these cues? 449 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:02,833 - Oh, I sure do. 450 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,423 - Great, then I'll take it. 451 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:09,300 - Great. Will you be needing a cue case with that? 452 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,410 - Oh. Can she help me? 453 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,500 - Actually, today's my day off. 454 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,030 - Oh. 455 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,280 - So you want a cue case? 456 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,069 - Nah, just the cue. 457 00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:23,560 - Okay, then. 458 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,393 - Okay. 459 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,680 Okay, you got it. 460 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,513 Thanks. 461 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,780 (telephone beeps) 462 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,340 What's up with Mooch? 463 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,300 - What? 464 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,500 - Mooch. 465 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,140 Mormon Orphaned Outreach Children's House? 466 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,044 What's up with that? 467 00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:41,420 - Oh. 468 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,530 The Players Association wanted to build my image 469 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:47,510 into a more family-friendly one. 470 00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:49,030 - Mormon? Why Mormon? 471 00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:51,740 What are they trying to do, up your ratings in Utah? 472 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:53,080 - Shut up. I chose Mormon. 473 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:53,913 - Why? 474 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,003 - Duh, I'm Mormon. 475 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,263 - You're Mormon? 476 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:02,610 - What's wrong with that? 477 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:06,780 - Well, nothing, except you're not Mormon, not even close. 478 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:08,977 Hell, I'm closer to it than you and I'm Jewish. 479 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:09,840 (Tara chuckles) 480 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,790 - Tell me about it. 481 00:21:12,529 --> 00:21:14,810 At least it scores points with my mommy. 482 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:17,620 Helping out the Latter-day Saints and all. 483 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,760 - What's wrong with the present-day saints? 484 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,360 - Nothing, but they don't have a children's charity. 485 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,290 - The Mormon Orphaned Outreach Children's House? 486 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,230 - Uh, that's Mooch for short. 487 00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:32,990 It's to boost her image and up her ratings in Utah. 488 00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:34,445 - Don't forget, to please my mommy. 489 00:21:34,445 --> 00:21:35,490 (Jennifer laughs) 490 00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:37,377 - [Jennifer] You're Mormon? 491 00:21:37,377 --> 00:21:39,870 - Didn't we already go through this? 492 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:41,633 Oh, oh, and more importantly, 493 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:45,360 why'd you guys sneak out on me this morning? 494 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,810 - Don't look at me, she was already gone 495 00:21:46,810 --> 00:21:47,750 by the time I woke up. 496 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:50,170 - Me? I just didn't want to disturb your sleep. 497 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,660 - Oh, please. 498 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,250 You guys are full of it. 499 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:56,350 I wake up this morning and see you in my room crouched over, 500 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,360 covering your winkie with a shirt. 501 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,945 (Tara laughs) 502 00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:00,890 (bell jingles) 503 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,733 - Oh, we have a customer. 504 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,370 - "Winkie"?! 505 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:08,840 - [Zack] How you doing? 506 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,840 - Fine. 507 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,120 - Anything I can help you with? 508 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:13,763 - Yeah, you guys got cue sticks? 509 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:16,043 - Sure do. 510 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,020 - Where are they? 511 00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:21,223 - Right there. 512 00:22:33,407 --> 00:22:34,730 - [Tara] You wanna shoot some pool? 513 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,000 - [Jennifer] Yeah, sure. 514 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,858 - Rack 'em. 515 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:39,441 (gentle music) 516 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,033 Heard Dr. Bob on the radio today. 517 00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:49,223 - Oh, is that right? 518 00:22:49,223 --> 00:22:50,590 - That's right. 519 00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:53,170 - Yeah, David said something about that. 520 00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:54,003 - Oh, you didn't hear it? 521 00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,600 - [Zack] No. Why, what happened? 522 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,933 - Oh, it was a great show. 523 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,970 This girl calls in to get advice on how to get her ex back. 524 00:22:59,970 --> 00:23:02,480 You know, she loves him, does everything for him, 525 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:07,410 but he's a typical male asshole 526 00:23:07,410 --> 00:23:11,140 who doesn't care and just wants to bang 527 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:11,973 every living creature. 528 00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,443 - Hmm, I know the type. 529 00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:19,340 - Excuse me. 530 00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:20,173 - [Zack] Sure. 531 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,560 - Are you guys hiring? 532 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,393 - What? 533 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,360 - Are you guys hiring? 534 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,600 - I heard you the first time, 535 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,980 but I thought you wanted to buy a cue stick. 536 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:32,840 - Oh, yeah, I do. 537 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,240 - [Tara] One/seven, corner pocket. 538 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,523 - I just thought this would be a cool place to work. 539 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,309 - Oh. 540 00:23:39,309 --> 00:23:40,720 No, we're not hiring. 541 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,616 - Cool. Could you fill this out for me? 542 00:23:42,616 --> 00:23:43,449 - What's that? 543 00:23:43,449 --> 00:23:44,500 - Unemployment needs it filled out 544 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,647 to prove I'm looking for work. 545 00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:48,290 - What? 546 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:51,413 - Unemployment makes me go around and have this signed, 547 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,620 so could you fill it out, sign it? 548 00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:00,470 - Corner pocket. - No, but here's a pen. 549 00:24:00,470 --> 00:24:01,433 You can do it. 550 00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:07,511 - [Jennifer] Nine in the side pocket. 551 00:24:07,511 --> 00:24:08,344 (ball clacks) 552 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:09,177 Oops. 553 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,330 - Anyway, so what happened on the radio show? 554 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:15,530 - Oh, it was just funny. 555 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,933 This girl just spills her guts on national radio. 556 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,630 You know, dragging all her friends into it, 557 00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:24,403 naming names, implicating people. 558 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:27,135 It was so "Springer." 559 00:24:27,135 --> 00:24:28,890 (customer chuckles) 560 00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:29,723 - What's that? 561 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,600 - What's what? 562 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,433 - That. 563 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:38,026 - [Zack] Well, that's Jesus and his homies having some grub. 564 00:24:38,026 --> 00:24:40,430 (customer chuckles) 565 00:24:40,430 --> 00:24:42,320 - Why are they black? 566 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,990 - Inside pocket. - Oh, don't tell me 567 00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:45,960 you're gonna go there. 568 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,793 - Where? 569 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,630 - You're not one of those are you? 570 00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:52,890 You can't tell me that in the year 33, 571 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:54,370 there were a bunch of honkie hippies 572 00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,220 wandering around the desert. 573 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:57,530 Hell no! 574 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,503 Our Lord and savior is black. 575 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,288 - What? 576 00:25:03,288 --> 00:25:07,020 - [Zack] The only problem is, it's missing the 13th apostle. 577 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,550 - What? 578 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,740 - Rufus, the 13th apostle? 579 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:13,240 Do you have something against blacks and religion? 580 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,070 - No. - That's the attitude. 581 00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:16,070 So you wanna buy it? 582 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,093 - Why? It's missing Rufus. 583 00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,253 Hey, you know where I can find cheaper cue sicks? 584 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,020 - Yeah, that's how we stay in business, 585 00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,823 we refer people to cheaper stores. 586 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,090 - Okay, where's there a cheaper store? 587 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,720 - There isn't. 588 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,260 We're the cheapest. 589 00:25:37,260 --> 00:25:38,970 We're the cheapest in the world. 590 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,548 God says so, and so does Rufus! 591 00:25:41,548 --> 00:25:42,381 - Oh! 592 00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:52,403 - Idiots. 593 00:25:55,232 --> 00:25:57,649 (Zack sighs) 594 00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,830 - [Jennifer] Okay, what was that all about? 595 00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:02,880 - [Zack] What? 596 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,647 - [Jennifer] You don't even believe in God. 597 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:05,480 - [Zack] So? 598 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,350 - So you just chased that customer out of here. 599 00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:08,760 - Guy was a dip. 600 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:10,630 - [Jennifer] Dips have money too, hon. 601 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,770 - That guy didn't even have a job. 602 00:26:12,770 --> 00:26:14,710 - Had an unemployment check. 603 00:26:14,710 --> 00:26:16,830 - True, but he wasn't gonna spend it here. 604 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,663 - Maybe not. 605 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,030 Still, who elected you high priest? 606 00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:23,970 - Please. If there was a god, he'd be black. 607 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:25,038 - You mean she. 608 00:26:25,038 --> 00:26:25,940 (Jennifer laughs) 609 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,773 - Whatever. 610 00:26:28,810 --> 00:26:30,440 - Hey, do you have any more gum? 611 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,503 - No, just this one. 612 00:26:36,884 --> 00:26:37,717 - Mm. 613 00:26:38,810 --> 00:26:39,643 Your shot. 614 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,703 - [Tara] Three in the corner. 615 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:52,244 - So, was that your first time? 616 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:53,560 - No, I've made that shot before. 617 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,540 - No, no, no. I mean, last night. 618 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:58,660 - Oh. No, I've had sex before too. 619 00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,500 - No. No, no. 620 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,293 I mean, your first threesome. 621 00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,660 - Oh. (bell jingles) 622 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,360 No, I've done that before too. 623 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,180 - [Brian] Hello. 624 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,120 - [Tara] Two in the side. 625 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:09,953 - [Zack] How you doing? 626 00:27:09,953 --> 00:27:10,786 - I'm good. 627 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:12,923 Hello, ladies. 628 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,173 - [Both] Hi, Brian. 629 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,720 - You're a lucky man to work with two lovely ladies. 630 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,560 - Oh, please, like you drivers don't end up 631 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,970 in all sorts of situations. 632 00:27:22,970 --> 00:27:24,050 - That we do. 633 00:27:24,050 --> 00:27:25,233 That we definitely do. 634 00:27:30,469 --> 00:27:33,700 - At my last job, I had sex with a delivery driver. 635 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,533 - What? 636 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:37,010 - Yeah. 637 00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:37,990 He was making a delivery 638 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,340 and I pulled him in the bathroom and we did it. 639 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,924 - How long had you known him? 640 00:27:43,924 --> 00:27:45,243 - About a week. 641 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,490 - Wow. 642 00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:50,913 Was it the uniform that made you so hot? 643 00:27:51,887 --> 00:27:53,493 - Yeah, he was so cute in it. 644 00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:58,463 - Note to self: Get a uniform. 645 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,450 So let me get this straight, 646 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:03,090 the guy was just making a delivery 647 00:28:03,090 --> 00:28:05,490 and you took him in the bathroom and nailed him? 648 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,030 - Pretty much. 649 00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:09,820 That's not the half of it. 650 00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:10,653 - What's the full of it? 651 00:28:10,653 --> 00:28:12,640 - I don't even wanna know. 652 00:28:15,509 --> 00:28:16,342 - Well, that's it with that, 653 00:28:16,342 --> 00:28:17,930 I just mean there's other stuff. 654 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:18,840 - Other stuff? 655 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,130 Okay, so what's the worst, 656 00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,083 best, craziest, most interesting thing? 657 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,550 - Most interesting... 658 00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:33,423 Once when I was shopping, 659 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:39,533 I pulled a guy into a dressing room with me and we made out. 660 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:44,290 - Kissing? That's the most interesting? 661 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:47,210 - [Tara] Well, actually, we didn't kiss. I just blew him. 662 00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:49,253 - Well, caress my clit with sandpaper. 663 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:53,493 What? 664 00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:58,463 - Really? A blowjob? 665 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,690 Note to self: Go shopping with Tara in uniform. 666 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,093 So what else happened? 667 00:29:10,510 --> 00:29:12,520 - Well, there are the orgies. 668 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,120 - Okay, this I gotta hear. 669 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,130 - What was it? When did it happen? 670 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,830 How many people? Who was involved? 671 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:24,110 - It happened, I guess it was about a month 672 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:25,630 after I started here. 673 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:26,910 - How many people? 674 00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:27,820 - Four. 675 00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,427 - [Zack] You plus four? 676 00:29:29,427 --> 00:29:32,063 - Yeah, me, another girl, and two guys. 677 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,250 - Ah, okay, so the guy was a guy you were going out with, 678 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,670 or did you just pick him up? 679 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:38,770 - No, he was a friend. 680 00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:41,860 - [Zack] And the other couple, your friends too? 681 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:43,107 - Yeah, they're swingers. 682 00:29:43,107 --> 00:29:44,520 - Huh. 683 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,353 Wow. 684 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:49,040 You just like to put smiles on your friends faces, huh? 685 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,690 - Well, lots of my friends got smiles on their faces. 686 00:29:53,550 --> 00:29:54,458 - Glad we're friends. 687 00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:57,220 (Zack chuckles) 688 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,540 You know, that's not really an orgy, 689 00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:01,260 that's more like group sex. 690 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:03,970 When I think orgy, I think six or more. 691 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,330 Four is group sex. 692 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:07,153 - Six, yeah, I've done six. 693 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:08,733 But that's the most. 694 00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:11,550 - Really? 695 00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:13,011 All couples? 696 00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:13,844 - No. 697 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,593 One girl. 698 00:30:17,450 --> 00:30:19,043 - You plus five guys? 699 00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:20,893 - Yeah. 700 00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:25,773 - That's not an orgy, that's a gangbang. 701 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,849 - Pretty much. 702 00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,258 (Tara chuckles) 703 00:30:29,258 --> 00:30:30,808 It was the best I ever had too. 704 00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:36,053 One in each hole like Chinese finger cuffs and a plus. 705 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,250 - I gotta start writing this stuff down. 706 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,540 I could turn it into a movie. 707 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,870 - Yeah, that's enough shower nozzle masturbation material 708 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,110 for at least a week. 709 00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,170 - Exactly. 710 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:50,595 You should videotape this stuff. 711 00:30:50,595 --> 00:30:51,753 - All the time. 712 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,313 What?! 713 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,650 You guys act like that was the first time. 714 00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:05,380 - [Both] You videotaped last night? 715 00:31:05,380 --> 00:31:06,670 (telephone ringing) - Oh, please, the camera was, 716 00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:08,413 like, inches from your face. 717 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,433 (telephone beeps) 718 00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:17,640 - Breaktime Billiards. 719 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,570 - Zack? 720 00:31:18,570 --> 00:31:19,720 - [Zack] Yeah. 721 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,380 - Hi, this is Mrs. Whiteman. 722 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,620 - Oh, hi, Mrs. Whiteman. 723 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:24,720 What can I do for you? 724 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:27,410 - You forgot to leave your balls here. 725 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:30,400 - Are you sure? I can't imagine we'd forget. 726 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,330 - Oh, you forgot. 727 00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:34,070 When can you bring them by? 728 00:31:34,070 --> 00:31:36,010 - Well, I can come now. 729 00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:36,843 - Can you? 730 00:31:38,032 --> 00:31:39,890 I look forward to seeing that. 731 00:31:39,890 --> 00:31:40,723 - [Zack] Okay. 732 00:31:42,538 --> 00:31:44,830 (telephone beeps) 733 00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:45,773 - Oh, Zack. 734 00:31:47,460 --> 00:31:49,010 - David forgot to leave a set of balls. 735 00:31:49,010 --> 00:31:50,360 I gotta take one over. 736 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,680 - [Jennifer] David did? 737 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,063 - Well, I'm sure it was Eddie, the dip. 738 00:32:01,070 --> 00:32:02,070 - So, you all right? 739 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,893 - [Jennifer] Yeah, I'm fine. 740 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:08,040 - No, I mean about last night. Is everything okay? 741 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:09,223 - Yeah, I guess. 742 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,100 - [Tara] Are you mad at me? 743 00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:13,950 - Why would I be? 744 00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:17,937 - You know, 'cause the whole me, Zack. 745 00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:20,190 (Tara chuckles) 746 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,320 - No. 747 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,133 I mean, it was kinda different, but it was cool. 748 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,430 - [Tara] So you're not jealous? 749 00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:30,620 - No, not at all. 750 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:33,070 I'm just not happy, but it's not because of that. 751 00:32:34,334 --> 00:32:35,550 - If you were happy everyday of your life, 752 00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:37,490 you wouldn't be a woman. 753 00:32:37,490 --> 00:32:38,373 You'd be a man. 754 00:32:39,260 --> 00:32:40,980 - [Jennifer] That's true. 755 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,350 - So why are you unhappy? 756 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,230 - I just thought that today would be different. 757 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:45,410 I thought we'd get back together, 758 00:32:45,410 --> 00:32:47,720 but it's just the same, if not worse. 759 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,510 - Why is it worse? 760 00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:52,070 - I got mad at him for telling David about last night. 761 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,310 So he said, that's why he can't explore with me, 762 00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:55,870 because if it happened with another girl, 763 00:32:55,870 --> 00:32:57,670 there'd be no problem telling David. 764 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,880 - He's got a point. 765 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,950 - I know he does, but I still don't know what to do. 766 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:08,053 - Look, Jen, you're a great girl. 767 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:11,210 You're an awesome girl. 768 00:33:11,210 --> 00:33:12,750 How many chicks would actually arrange 769 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,050 a threesome for their guy? 770 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,960 Not many. 771 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,450 Not to mention all the other incredible stuff 772 00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:19,720 you do for him. 773 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,480 If he can't see it, it's his loss, not yours. 774 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,210 - I know, but I still don't know what to do. 775 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:26,113 - No buts, okay? 776 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,550 Zack is a great guy and I'm sure he'll come around, 777 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:33,970 but if he doesn't, it's his problem, not yours. 778 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,430 You just need to go on about yourself, 779 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:37,780 and if he does come around, 780 00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:41,343 you can decide whether or not you want him back. 781 00:33:43,763 --> 00:33:45,225 ♪ Girls girls ♪ 782 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,861 ♪ Go girls girls ♪ 783 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,798 ♪ It's what you wanna hear ♪ 784 00:33:48,798 --> 00:33:51,038 ♪ It's what you wanna hear right now ♪ 785 00:33:51,038 --> 00:33:52,070 ♪ Girls ♪ 786 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:54,403 ♪ Go girls ♪ 787 00:33:55,490 --> 00:33:57,680 - [Jennifer] Steve came by this morning. 788 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,660 - Who? 789 00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,493 - Steve. 790 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:01,880 - Who's Steve? 791 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,630 - Steve, the guy I met at the park. 792 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:05,510 I told you about him. 793 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:08,140 He's the one who's lover left him for his hairdresser. 794 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:09,568 - Oh! 795 00:34:09,568 --> 00:34:11,090 The gay guy. 796 00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:11,923 - Yeah. 797 00:34:11,923 --> 00:34:12,756 Mm-hm. 798 00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:16,090 - So what'd he want? 799 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:17,963 - He came by to take me to lunch. 800 00:34:19,230 --> 00:34:20,350 - So? 801 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,350 - So Zack thinks that Steve and I went out. 802 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:23,480 He got all jealous. 803 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,575 It was very cute. 804 00:34:25,575 --> 00:34:26,925 - He doesn't know he's gay? 805 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:30,890 - No, he doesn't act flam or anything, he acts straight. 806 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,188 - [Tara] Hm. 807 00:34:33,188 --> 00:34:36,521 ♪ The touch of my body ♪ 808 00:34:38,628 --> 00:34:42,282 (doorbell ringing) 809 00:34:42,282 --> 00:34:43,115 - Come in. 810 00:34:48,204 --> 00:34:51,537 (Mrs. Whiteman screams) 811 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:58,220 ♪ I will be the one who takes you higher ♪ 812 00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,053 - Who are you? 813 00:35:00,550 --> 00:35:01,720 - I'm Zack. 814 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,733 You asked me to bring out a set of balls? 815 00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,502 - I asked for Zack the installer. 816 00:35:06,502 --> 00:35:07,419 Where's he? 817 00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:12,483 - Oh. 818 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,520 You talked to me on the phone. 819 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,763 David is out doing another job. 820 00:35:20,740 --> 00:35:21,573 - David? 821 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:23,579 - Yeah. 822 00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:27,201 Where do you want me to leave the balls? 823 00:35:27,201 --> 00:35:29,003 ♪ Want to touch me here ♪ 824 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,570 ♪ Do you want to touch me ♪ 825 00:35:30,570 --> 00:35:31,803 - [Mrs. Whiteman] Right Here. 826 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:37,213 - I gotta go. 827 00:35:40,671 --> 00:35:41,504 - Hey! 828 00:35:42,885 --> 00:35:44,135 Come back here! 829 00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:48,450 - Guess where I am. 830 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,550 - [David] At Mrs. Whiteman's. 831 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:51,570 - How did you know? 832 00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:53,040 - [David] It's the power of Hef. 833 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,080 - No fucking way. 834 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,197 How did you know? 835 00:35:55,197 --> 00:35:56,440 - [David] I'm at the store. 836 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,350 Jen told me. 837 00:35:57,350 --> 00:35:59,890 - Yeah, she was naked. 838 00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:00,740 - [David] I know. 839 00:36:02,150 --> 00:36:03,220 - How could you know that? 840 00:36:03,220 --> 00:36:05,210 - [David] Telling you, it's the power of Hef. 841 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:06,500 - Will you stop that? 842 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,810 - [David] I know because I left her a set of balls. 843 00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:11,980 I'm figuring that if she called, it's 'cause she wants me. 844 00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:15,090 - Yeah, well, somehow, she got us confused. 845 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,590 - [David] So, did you get some nookie? 846 00:36:17,590 --> 00:36:18,570 - Course not. 847 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:20,060 - [David] How come? 848 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,033 - Because. 849 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:25,850 - Dude, okay, you have to ask yourself, 850 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,740 in this situation, "What would Hef do?" 851 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:31,830 Hef would have fucked her, so should you. 852 00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:32,930 - [Zack] Come on, man. 853 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:35,500 - Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, 854 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,260 this is 'cause of Jennifer, isn't it? 855 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:38,480 - No, we're broken up. 856 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,360 - So? - So it has nothing 857 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,193 to do with her. 858 00:36:41,193 --> 00:36:42,060 - [David] Oh, I think it does. 859 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,010 - Well, it doesn't. 860 00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:49,914 (Tara sneezes) 861 00:36:49,914 --> 00:36:51,667 - [Tara] Oh. 862 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,500 (Jennifer laughs) 863 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,333 Oh. 864 00:36:55,992 --> 00:37:00,059 Oh, that was so bad, that was just so wrong. 865 00:37:00,059 --> 00:37:00,892 Oh. 866 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:10,530 - [David] I think it's because you love her. 867 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:11,363 - Fuck that, man. 868 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,030 She got all pissy on me this morning 869 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:14,610 for telling you about last night. 870 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:15,730 - What? 871 00:37:15,730 --> 00:37:17,540 - [Zack] Yeah, she freaked that I told you. 872 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:20,573 - Oh, shit, man, she was telling everybody else. 873 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,253 - [Zack] What do you mean? 874 00:37:22,253 --> 00:37:24,030 - She called into "The Bob and Bob Show" 875 00:37:24,030 --> 00:37:26,180 this morning to talk to Dr. Bob. 876 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:27,013 - What? 877 00:37:27,013 --> 00:37:28,500 - [David] Yeah, that's how I knew this morning, 878 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,603 she spilled her guts about last night. 879 00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:32,740 - What the hell is it with Dr. Bob? 880 00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,040 - [David] Sounded like she was looking for advice 881 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,170 on how to get you back. 882 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,360 - Yeah, well, calling a radio show 883 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,867 and getting mad at me is no way to do it. 884 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,990 That fucking bitch! 885 00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:42,920 - [David] Is that right? 886 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:43,970 - Yeah, that's right! 887 00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:46,014 - Ugh. 888 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,913 Oh. 889 00:37:49,913 --> 00:37:51,714 Oh! 890 00:37:51,714 --> 00:37:54,214 (Tara groans) 891 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:56,103 Ugh. 892 00:37:59,565 --> 00:38:01,393 Oh, gnarly. 893 00:38:01,393 --> 00:38:02,830 (Zack sighs) 894 00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:04,500 - So what did he say? 895 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,530 - Nothing really, didn't really to talk to her. 896 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:09,120 He was afraid it would invade her privacy. 897 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,190 - [Zack] Why would it do that? 898 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:13,560 - Sounds like she still sees him on a regular basis. 899 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,480 - Shit, she still sees him. 900 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,313 - [David] Apparently. 901 00:38:16,313 --> 00:38:18,760 - Did he say anything else? 902 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,250 - Nah, I turned it off after that. 903 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,643 Silence being more compelling than Dr. Bob. 904 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:25,875 Probably told her to forget about you. 905 00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:28,876 (Tara blowing nose) 906 00:38:28,876 --> 00:38:31,293 (Tara sighs) 907 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:41,886 - Ugh. 908 00:39:05,603 --> 00:39:08,040 - Oh, God, I can't believe this! 909 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,103 - Dude, let it go, let it go. 910 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:14,446 (Zack groans) 911 00:39:14,446 --> 00:39:16,104 (cellphone beeps) 912 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,771 (Zack groaning) 913 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:22,137 (Zack sighs) 914 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:25,745 - World of Leisure makes the best pool tables. 915 00:39:25,745 --> 00:39:27,460 - What makes them better? 916 00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:30,810 - Well, solid wood, one-inch slate, 917 00:39:30,810 --> 00:39:33,130 they've got seam-free lining, full profile- 918 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:37,100 - So, Tara, how's about a DNA milkshake 919 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:38,150 through a beef straw? 920 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,563 - Does that shit actually work for you? 921 00:39:45,230 --> 00:39:47,020 - Surprisingly often. 922 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,650 You'll fall for it one of these days. 923 00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:50,560 - Please! 924 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,830 - Well, see, there you go, 925 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:52,860 that's what we're looking for, 926 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:54,757 but put more into in, give me a, 927 00:39:54,757 --> 00:39:56,450 "Please, David, get it! 928 00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,830 Yeah, yeah, yeah!" 929 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,130 - Like never! 930 00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:01,973 - Oh, why would you say that? 931 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,480 - David, the only reason you wanna date me 932 00:40:07,828 --> 00:40:08,661 is 'cause you can't. 933 00:40:08,661 --> 00:40:10,120 (Tara chuckles) - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, 934 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,940 there is so much more to it than that. 935 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:13,060 I love you. 936 00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:14,333 - [Tara] My ass! 937 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,550 - Yes, I love your ass too. 938 00:40:19,570 --> 00:40:20,403 - David. 939 00:40:21,740 --> 00:40:22,663 I like you, 940 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,293 you're a nice guy, 941 00:40:26,748 --> 00:40:29,630 but you're just a total loser! 942 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:30,463 - What? 943 00:40:30,463 --> 00:40:33,370 - You have a bachelor's degree in engineering, 944 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,973 and you work here installing pool tables? 945 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,690 - [David] You play a game for a living. 946 00:40:39,690 --> 00:40:41,580 - Yeah, and I'm doing what I love. 947 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:43,320 - So? So am I. 948 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,970 - Please. 949 00:40:44,970 --> 00:40:46,810 You're just too afraid to go out in the real world 950 00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:49,010 and do something with your life. 951 00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:52,109 Instead, you spend it trying to get into girlies' panties. 952 00:40:52,109 --> 00:40:53,840 (bell jingles) 953 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,790 - Hey, what's the opposite of above me? 954 00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:57,770 It's blow me. 955 00:40:57,770 --> 00:40:58,837 - Yeah, keep trying. 956 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,661 (door creaks) 957 00:41:11,661 --> 00:41:13,478 (door thuds) 958 00:41:13,478 --> 00:41:18,120 - [Zack] What, did you decide to give your balls a vacation? 959 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,953 - Yeah, hi, I'm calling to see 960 00:41:18,953 --> 00:41:21,720 if you have a video I'm looking for. 961 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:25,577 Yeah, do you have "Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Bone"? 962 00:41:29,810 --> 00:41:32,423 What? It's a cat and dog flick for my kids. 963 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:36,570 Yeah, cool. 964 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:38,333 - Your kids are one and two. 965 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,810 - I'll be by later, thank you. 966 00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,120 - [Zack] The hell are you guys doing back so soon? 967 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,700 - Small was not home. 968 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:48,110 We waited. 969 00:41:48,110 --> 00:41:49,373 No one showed, so I left a card on the door. 970 00:41:49,373 --> 00:41:52,400 I had some time to kill before Johnson, so I'm back here. 971 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,930 - Fuck! What is it with people? 972 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:56,000 They knew that you were coming. 973 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,904 (telephone rings) 974 00:41:58,904 --> 00:42:01,181 (telephone beeps) 975 00:42:01,181 --> 00:42:02,193 Breaktime Billiards. 976 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:05,523 Yeah, the guys were just there. 977 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,423 Well, let me get to the calendar. 978 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:13,273 Oh, no, we couldn't get them back out now. 979 00:42:15,890 --> 00:42:17,763 I can get them back out next week. 980 00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:22,140 Well, I'm sorry, but we're all booked up. 981 00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:26,390 You'll have to take another day off of work? 982 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:28,950 Jeez, wish there was something I could do. 983 00:42:28,950 --> 00:42:30,690 You know what, let me talk to the installer, 984 00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:31,523 see what I can do. 985 00:42:31,523 --> 00:42:32,805 Hold on. 986 00:42:32,805 --> 00:42:33,760 (telephone beeps) 987 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,370 - [Eddie] Why do you do that? 988 00:42:35,370 --> 00:42:36,360 - Do what? 989 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:37,250 - Well, put them off a week. 990 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:38,083 - Hey, fuck them. 991 00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:38,990 They inconvenience us, 992 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,867 why the hell shouldn't we inconvenience them? 993 00:42:40,867 --> 00:42:43,640 - "Ah, I see," said the man 994 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,500 as he picks up the hammer and saw. 995 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,787 - It's blind man, but you're getting closer. 996 00:42:47,787 --> 00:42:49,230 (telephone beeps) 997 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:50,600 Yeah, I just talked to my installer 998 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,080 and there doesn't seem to be any way. 999 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,283 Next week's the soonest. 1000 00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:56,860 Well, I'm real sorry. 1001 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,763 I wish I could. 1002 00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:00,963 Okay, I'll set it up. 1003 00:43:02,547 --> 00:43:04,200 (telephone beeps) - Hey, can we stop by 1004 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,740 the video store before you drop me off? 1005 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:07,030 - Sure. 1006 00:43:07,030 --> 00:43:08,650 - [Zack] Hey, where's your car? 1007 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:10,290 - [Eddie] It's at home. 1008 00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:12,170 - If he gets another speeding ticket, 1009 00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:13,730 wipes out his whole salary. 1010 00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:14,729 - Fuck that. 1011 00:43:14,729 --> 00:43:16,492 - How many tickets do you have? 1012 00:43:16,492 --> 00:43:19,090 - Oh, like six, but four of them are bullshit. 1013 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:21,820 I mean, the cops just wanna fuck with me. 1014 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:24,110 - Uh-huh. And the other two? 1015 00:43:24,110 --> 00:43:25,530 - Oh, they're me. 1016 00:43:25,530 --> 00:43:28,560 - So the four, the cops just hate poor, little Eddie? 1017 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,940 - Well, basically. 1018 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,500 I mean, one, I was doing like 75. 1019 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:35,920 And I was just going with the flow and he pulls me over. 1020 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,400 And comes up to the window and I'm like, "What'd I do?" 1021 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,407 And he was just being, like, a dick. 1022 00:43:40,407 --> 00:43:41,680 "License and registration." 1023 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,867 And I'm like, "Well, why?" - Eddie. 1024 00:43:42,867 --> 00:43:44,480 - And he's like, "Because you were speeding." 1025 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,710 I'm like, "Well, I was going as fast as everybody else." 1026 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:49,250 And he's like, "Well, that's just too bad." 1027 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,810 I mean, what, this is just chicken shit. 1028 00:43:51,810 --> 00:43:52,700 - Eddie. - And his partner 1029 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,560 was at the other end of the car 1030 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,290 with his gun, holding up like this, 1031 00:43:56,290 --> 00:43:58,393 like I'm gonna do something. - Eddie! 1032 00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:02,120 - Yeah? (David chuckles) 1033 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,320 - You wanna know how to get out of a ticket? 1034 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,233 - How? 1035 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,100 - The next time you get pulled over, 1036 00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:13,933 which will probably be tomorrow, 1037 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:17,590 when the cop comes up to your window, here's what you say. 1038 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:18,793 You ready? Eddie? 1039 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,446 - Yeah. Yeah. 1040 00:44:23,446 --> 00:44:24,870 - Okay. 1041 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:26,310 Pay attention. 1042 00:44:26,310 --> 00:44:30,700 You look at the cop and you say, "I'm sorry, Officer. 1043 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,907 I'm such a dipshit." 1044 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,730 - Fuck that. 1045 00:44:33,730 --> 00:44:35,163 - No, I'm serious. 1046 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,003 "I'm sorry, Officer. 1047 00:44:38,003 --> 00:44:39,460 I'm such a dipshit. 1048 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:40,840 I don't know what I was thinking. 1049 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,940 I shouldn't have been speeding. 1050 00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:45,100 I'm such an idiot. 1051 00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:45,997 I'm sorry." 1052 00:44:48,414 --> 00:44:51,080 - "Mm, I see," said the blind man 1053 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,083 as he picks up the hammer and saw. 1054 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,680 - No, this works. 1055 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,770 This has gotten me out many times. 1056 00:44:58,770 --> 00:45:01,430 Basically, this is what cops wanna say to you. 1057 00:45:01,430 --> 00:45:04,637 They pull people over all day and they're tired of hearing, 1058 00:45:04,637 --> 00:45:06,820 "I didn't do it, wasn't me." 1059 00:45:06,820 --> 00:45:09,150 When all they really wanna do is call you an asshole 1060 00:45:09,150 --> 00:45:10,600 and tell you, "You did do it. 1061 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,920 It was you." 1062 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,310 But they can't. 1063 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:16,280 So if you call yourself an ass 1064 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,920 and tell them that you fucked up, 1065 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,920 they're so relieved that someone accepts responsibility 1066 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,069 that they'll let you go. 1067 00:45:22,069 --> 00:45:23,360 (bell jingles) 1068 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,620 Besides, cops are on a power trip, 1069 00:45:25,620 --> 00:45:28,120 so if you apologize a lot, 1070 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,040 makes them feel like the lawyers and judges 1071 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,840 they weren't smart enough to become. 1072 00:45:32,830 --> 00:45:34,350 - Wow, that's really great. 1073 00:45:34,350 --> 00:45:36,220 I'll remember that if I ever need to phone a friend. 1074 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:37,053 - You should. 1075 00:45:42,341 --> 00:45:43,200 Who ordered Mooby's? 1076 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,401 - I did. - Ooh, I love Mooby's. 1077 00:45:45,401 --> 00:45:48,234 (clipboard thuds) 1078 00:45:49,100 --> 00:45:51,010 - When did Mooby's start delivering pizza? 1079 00:45:51,010 --> 00:45:52,160 - Oh, like a month ago. 1080 00:45:53,076 --> 00:45:55,060 - Are you guys staying for lunch? 1081 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:57,580 - No, actually, I gotta drop Eddie off at the Porno Palace, 1082 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,080 and then stop by Dr. Bob Johnson's on the way home. 1083 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,930 - Oh, you don't need me for Johnson's? 1084 00:46:01,930 --> 00:46:03,160 - Easy fix. 1085 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,670 - What about the bar? 1086 00:46:04,670 --> 00:46:07,020 - What about it? - Well, we hooking up tonight? 1087 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:08,500 - I don't know. 1088 00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,333 I'll call you. 1089 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,099 - I need my check. (bell jingles) 1090 00:46:15,099 --> 00:46:16,660 - Oh, right. - Oh. 1091 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:17,493 That's Steve, I'm off to lunch. 1092 00:46:17,493 --> 00:46:19,566 - Wait, wait, wait. What about your pizza? 1093 00:46:19,566 --> 00:46:21,490 - Oh, I ordered it for you. 1094 00:46:21,490 --> 00:46:23,030 Are you coming back by later today? 1095 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,130 - [Tara] Probably not. 1096 00:46:25,297 --> 00:46:26,380 Come on, Max. 1097 00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:30,520 Well, I'm off to hustle some pool. 1098 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,070 - [Zack] You're leaving me too? 1099 00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:36,880 - Aww , does the poor baby not wanna eat lunch alone? 1100 00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,900 - No, it's just, if a customer comes in, 1101 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:40,990 it'll interrupt my lunch. 1102 00:46:40,990 --> 00:46:42,393 - Oh, okay. 1103 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:48,090 I'll have lunch with you, only because of the customers. 1104 00:46:48,090 --> 00:46:50,780 - What is she doing going out with that loser? 1105 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:52,760 - Why do you say he's a loser? 1106 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,723 - He just is. 1107 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,493 - Ooh, Zacky's jealous. - Am not. 1108 00:47:00,460 --> 00:47:02,183 Guy looks like a total loser. 1109 00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,623 - Actually, he looked pretty hot to me. 1110 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,253 - Yeah, well, I'm sure he's a total loser. 1111 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,920 - How can you be jealous? 1112 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:13,990 - I'm not. 1113 00:47:13,990 --> 00:47:15,820 - Oh, please! 1114 00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:19,003 Just last night, she's watching you do me, 1115 00:47:19,990 --> 00:47:21,020 and here you sit, jealous, 1116 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,510 because she's having lunch with some guy. 1117 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:24,273 - I'm telling you, I'm not jealous! 1118 00:47:26,700 --> 00:47:29,423 - Wow, man, you've got it bad. 1119 00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:32,660 You know, if you want her so bad, 1120 00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:34,310 then why'd you break up with her? 1121 00:47:36,550 --> 00:47:37,713 - It's complicated. 1122 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:40,253 - It always is. 1123 00:47:44,550 --> 00:47:45,480 Well? 1124 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,313 - Well, what? 1125 00:47:46,313 --> 00:47:48,600 - Oh, Christ, it's like pulling teeth with you. 1126 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:50,860 Okay, do you love her? 1127 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:54,200 - Well, yeah, of course, we were together for two years. 1128 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,403 - Okay, then if you love her, what's the problem? 1129 00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,383 - Well, you've experienced life, right? 1130 00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:06,210 - I guess. 1131 00:48:06,210 --> 00:48:07,043 Sure. 1132 00:48:07,043 --> 00:48:10,860 - Okay, so when you're ready to settle down, 1133 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:13,430 you'll know if he or she is the right one 1134 00:48:13,430 --> 00:48:15,580 because you'll know what else is out there. 1135 00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:20,490 - I suppose that's true, whether it's a he or she. 1136 00:48:20,490 --> 00:48:22,910 - Yeah, well, see, I don't know. 1137 00:48:22,910 --> 00:48:25,460 I'm not like you. I'm not like David. 1138 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:27,670 I haven't lived the bachelor life. 1139 00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:30,070 Before Jen, I didn't date much. 1140 00:48:30,070 --> 00:48:32,670 There was, I had one girlfriend. 1141 00:48:32,670 --> 00:48:34,863 Lasted a year, and then she dumped me. 1142 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,390 You know, there were a few dates, but that's it. 1143 00:48:37,390 --> 00:48:40,285 No wild sex parties, no orgies, nothing. 1144 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:41,935 - That has nothing to do with it. 1145 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,003 If I find the right one, I'll know. 1146 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,500 I'll know, not because I've been with so many people, 1147 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:56,673 but because I'll feel it inside. 1148 00:48:59,010 --> 00:49:00,850 I'll know I'm in love, and I bet if you ask David, 1149 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,410 he'll tell you the same. 1150 00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:04,593 - I doubt that. - No, really. 1151 00:49:06,083 --> 00:49:08,950 I'm not out here dating to become better educated 1152 00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:10,693 on how to find the right person. 1153 00:49:12,090 --> 00:49:13,793 I'm looking for the right person. 1154 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:17,370 In the meantime, 1155 00:49:17,370 --> 00:49:20,149 just having a damn good time and enjoying myself. 1156 00:49:20,149 --> 00:49:21,450 (Zack sighs) 1157 00:49:21,450 --> 00:49:22,453 - I don't know. 1158 00:49:24,038 --> 00:49:25,200 (Tara sighs) 1159 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,523 - What is there to know? 1160 00:49:27,430 --> 00:49:30,900 You love her, that's all there is to know. 1161 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,810 Besides, she's willing to share you. 1162 00:49:32,810 --> 00:49:34,717 How could you go wrong? 1163 00:49:34,717 --> 00:49:37,410 Do you know how many guys would kill to be in your position, 1164 00:49:37,410 --> 00:49:40,320 have their cake and eat it too? 1165 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,930 - Well, that's part of it. 1166 00:49:42,930 --> 00:49:43,763 - Part of what? 1167 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,020 - I love Jen. 1168 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:48,490 She's great. 1169 00:49:48,490 --> 00:49:50,500 She'll do anything for me. 1170 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,600 She'll do stuff that she doesn't wanna do 1171 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,410 just because she wants to do it for me. 1172 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:59,440 So what if I stay with Jen, 1173 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,260 and we invite other chicks into bed, 1174 00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:03,430 and one day, I realize that I love 1175 00:50:03,430 --> 00:50:05,940 one of these girls more than Jen? 1176 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:06,933 So I leave her. 1177 00:50:07,890 --> 00:50:09,290 Well, I don't wanna do that. 1178 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:10,640 I don't wanna hurt her like that, 1179 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:12,190 especially since she was cool enough 1180 00:50:12,190 --> 00:50:14,050 to allow other girls to join us. 1181 00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:15,650 So instead, I stay, 1182 00:50:15,650 --> 00:50:17,740 but I'm in love with one of these other girls 1183 00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:19,780 and I know that Jen isn't the one I want, 1184 00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:21,980 so I'm unhappy, and that isn't right either. 1185 00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:25,923 - Listen, that's just life. 1186 00:50:28,010 --> 00:50:32,380 God, If you love Jen, which I believe you do, 1187 00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,530 then you'll always love her, 1188 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:36,110 and if you fall in love with one of these other chicks, 1189 00:50:36,110 --> 00:50:37,910 then it wasn't meant to be with Jen. 1190 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,263 But if you walk away from this, if you leave her, 1191 00:50:45,010 --> 00:50:47,300 then you may never fall in love again, 1192 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,310 and you'll have missed out 1193 00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:51,703 on your one opportunity to be in love. 1194 00:50:51,703 --> 00:50:54,870 (gentle guitar music) 1195 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,313 Well, it's Friday. 1196 00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:05,140 Unless you're gonna start paying me for advice, 1197 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:07,690 I gotta go hustle some guys out of their paychecks. 1198 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,033 Come on, Max. 1199 00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:16,599 (Zack sighs) 1200 00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:19,766 (gentle guitar music) 1201 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:25,372 - Ugh. 1202 00:51:27,231 --> 00:51:29,774 (Zack sighs) 1203 00:51:29,774 --> 00:51:31,270 (bell rings) 1204 00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:32,103 Fuck. 1205 00:51:42,044 --> 00:51:43,610 How you doing? 1206 00:51:43,610 --> 00:51:45,120 - Fine. 1207 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,200 - [Zack] Anything I can help you with? 1208 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,126 - I'm looking for a pool table. 1209 00:51:49,126 --> 00:51:52,160 (cellphone ringing) 1210 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,590 (cellphone beeps) 1211 00:51:53,590 --> 00:51:54,423 Hello? 1212 00:51:57,050 --> 00:51:58,600 No, I have her phone, she has mine. 1213 00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,433 Who's this? 1214 00:52:00,610 --> 00:52:01,443 Hello? 1215 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,593 Hello? 1216 00:52:06,180 --> 00:52:07,250 (cellphone beeps) Wife's phone. 1217 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,757 - Hm, well, do you have an idea as to what size 1218 00:52:10,940 --> 00:52:13,187 or style of table that you're looking for? 1219 00:52:13,187 --> 00:52:14,940 - Who would be calling Alisha? 1220 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:17,340 - [Zack] Hm, kinda weird? 1221 00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:18,675 - Excuse me for a second. 1222 00:52:18,675 --> 00:52:22,327 (cellphone beeping) 1223 00:52:22,327 --> 00:52:23,880 (tone rings) 1224 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,360 Alisha. 1225 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,330 I just got a call from some guy looking for you. 1226 00:52:27,330 --> 00:52:28,163 Who was it? 1227 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,416 What do you mean you don't know? 1228 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:33,940 You should know who the fuck is calling you. 1229 00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:35,390 Are you cheating on me again? 1230 00:52:36,430 --> 00:52:37,740 Are you? 1231 00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,943 You fucking bitch. 1232 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,233 It's that Da-Veed guy, isn't it? 1233 00:52:45,749 --> 00:52:46,910 (Zack sighs) 1234 00:52:46,910 --> 00:52:47,743 - Whatever. 1235 00:52:53,230 --> 00:52:54,973 So, how was your lunch? 1236 00:52:55,990 --> 00:52:57,020 - It was good. 1237 00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:59,630 - Yeah? Did you tell him about us? 1238 00:52:59,630 --> 00:53:00,463 - [Jennifer] What? 1239 00:53:00,463 --> 00:53:02,720 - How could you climb all over me for telling David, 1240 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,360 when you're calling a radio show 1241 00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,560 and spilling your guts to Dr. Bob?! 1242 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,637 - I said I was sorry. 1243 00:53:07,637 --> 00:53:10,470 - No, you apologized because I proved you wrong. 1244 00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:12,150 It was still hypocritical of you 1245 00:53:12,150 --> 00:53:13,210 to have started the argument, 1246 00:53:13,210 --> 00:53:16,323 especially, like, five minutes after you got off the radio! 1247 00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,860 - You know what, fuck you! 1248 00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:20,880 You're such an asshole. 1249 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,300 I do so much shit for you, I don't need to deal with this. 1250 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,430 - Wait a minute, stop pulling my dick here! 1251 00:53:25,430 --> 00:53:27,820 You're the one that called the radio show! 1252 00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:29,230 - And I said I was sorry. 1253 00:53:29,230 --> 00:53:31,190 - Sorry because I was right! 1254 00:53:31,190 --> 00:53:33,480 - Sorry because I love you! 1255 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,040 I only called that radio show because I wanted to find a way 1256 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,803 for us to get back together again. 1257 00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:42,413 You only told David to brag, just to freaking brag. 1258 00:53:44,962 --> 00:53:46,093 This is such bullshit. 1259 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,703 I'm so good to you. 1260 00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:52,210 I'm so good to you and you're willing to throw away 1261 00:53:52,210 --> 00:53:55,570 two years just so that you can go fuck other women? 1262 00:53:55,570 --> 00:53:56,720 I'm even letting you do that. 1263 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,380 I'm telling you that you can do that with me 1264 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:01,687 and that's not even good enough for you. 1265 00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:03,360 (Jennifer sighs) 1266 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,800 Who took care of this store when your grandpa died 1267 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,030 and you cried like a baby for a week? 1268 00:54:08,030 --> 00:54:09,113 Who took care of you? 1269 00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:11,323 That was me. 1270 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,260 Or how about when you stumbled home drunk 1271 00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:16,600 and you shit your pants? 1272 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:19,360 Who took care of you and cleaned you up? 1273 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,490 That was me. 1274 00:54:20,490 --> 00:54:21,623 That was fucking me. 1275 00:54:22,917 --> 00:54:24,851 (bell jingles) 1276 00:54:24,851 --> 00:54:27,759 (gentle guitar music) 1277 00:54:27,759 --> 00:54:30,176 (door slams) 1278 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,273 - Excuse me. 1279 00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,420 Excuse me. 1280 00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:43,770 - Huh? 1281 00:54:43,770 --> 00:54:45,667 Yeah, can I help you? 1282 00:55:04,759 --> 00:55:07,342 (lively music) 1283 00:55:17,809 --> 00:55:19,351 (soft knocking) 1284 00:55:19,351 --> 00:55:21,518 - Who is it? - It's David. 1285 00:55:23,103 --> 00:55:25,517 - Thought you were never going to show. 1286 00:55:25,517 --> 00:55:27,801 (lively music) 1287 00:55:27,801 --> 00:55:29,286 (doors crashing) 1288 00:55:29,286 --> 00:55:32,696 (David grunts) 1289 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:35,446 (David grunting) 1290 00:55:36,614 --> 00:55:39,864 (garage door whirring) 1291 00:56:06,047 --> 00:56:08,297 (cat mews) 1292 00:56:09,342 --> 00:56:10,313 (Mrs. Johnson moans) 1293 00:56:10,313 --> 00:56:12,067 Give it to me, monkey boy! 1294 00:56:12,067 --> 00:56:13,161 (Mrs. Johnson mimics monkey barking) 1295 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:18,161 (David moaning) (Mrs. Johnson moaning) 1296 00:56:28,954 --> 00:56:30,806 Oh, yeah, fuck me, monkey boy. 1297 00:56:30,806 --> 00:56:35,806 (David moaning) (Mrs. Johnson moaning) 1298 00:56:40,046 --> 00:56:41,417 Oh, yeah, monkey boy. 1299 00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:43,137 (Mrs. Johnson mimics monkey barking) 1300 00:56:43,137 --> 00:56:46,085 Oh, give it to me, monkey boy. 1301 00:56:46,085 --> 00:56:47,273 - [Dr. Bob] You son of a bitch! 1302 00:56:47,273 --> 00:56:48,790 (shotgun clacks) 1303 00:56:48,790 --> 00:56:53,790 (shotgun fires) (vase crashes) 1304 00:56:55,610 --> 00:56:56,833 (shotgun clacks) 1305 00:56:56,833 --> 00:57:01,833 (shotgun fires) (pot crashes) 1306 00:57:08,103 --> 00:57:09,142 (tires screeching) 1307 00:57:09,142 --> 00:57:12,187 (shotgun fires) (mailbox crashes) 1308 00:57:12,187 --> 00:57:15,104 (tires screeching) 1309 00:57:23,389 --> 00:57:24,222 - Schmuck. 1310 00:57:25,303 --> 00:57:28,470 (skateboard rattling) 1311 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,690 - Damn kids. 1312 00:57:38,690 --> 00:57:40,370 - [Jennifer] I'm going next door to ship this. 1313 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:41,203 - Fine. 1314 00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:46,900 Hey, hey, you guys can't play here. 1315 00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,210 - Who says? 1316 00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:49,043 - I say. 1317 00:57:49,043 --> 00:57:50,220 - Who are you? 1318 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:51,617 - I own this place. 1319 00:57:51,617 --> 00:57:53,640 - So? - So you can't play here. 1320 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,690 - Fuck you! Let's go. 1321 00:57:54,690 --> 00:57:56,070 - What did you say?! 1322 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:57,632 - He said, "Fuck you." 1323 00:57:57,632 --> 00:57:58,593 - Fuck me? Fuck you, you fucking fucks! 1324 00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:03,107 - Lick my asshole, you vaginal blood fart. 1325 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:05,973 - Hey! 1326 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,208 Got your notebook! 1327 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,650 (Zack chuckles) 1328 00:58:11,650 --> 00:58:13,260 Got to be kidding me. 1329 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,983 Fucking kids, no respect. 1330 00:58:19,221 --> 00:58:21,804 (bell jingles) 1331 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,240 Be with you in a second. 1332 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,153 How you doing? 1333 00:58:30,087 --> 00:58:31,170 - [Customer] Need a dozen chalk. 1334 00:58:31,170 --> 00:58:32,800 Green, please. 1335 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,880 - What the fuck? 1336 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,460 - [Customer] Excuse me? 1337 00:58:35,460 --> 00:58:36,780 - Why are you naked? 1338 00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:38,600 - [Customer] I lost a bet. 1339 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,910 - Come again? I mean, say again? 1340 00:58:41,910 --> 00:58:44,510 - We need chalk for the bar tables across the street, 1341 00:58:44,510 --> 00:58:46,360 and I bet this honey the loser would come over here 1342 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,480 and get chalk, naked. 1343 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,763 She kicked my ass, so here I am. 1344 00:58:52,010 --> 00:58:55,590 - Was she real cute, blonde, about this tall? 1345 00:58:55,590 --> 00:58:57,660 - Yeah, she was hot too. 1346 00:58:57,660 --> 00:58:59,763 Damn, I sure wanted to see her naked. 1347 00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:02,233 - She look like that? 1348 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:05,887 - Whoa, you know her. 1349 00:59:11,930 --> 00:59:13,270 - Is blue okay? 1350 00:59:13,270 --> 00:59:15,563 - No. I need the green ones right there. 1351 00:59:22,890 --> 00:59:24,980 - Can you move? They're next to your dick. 1352 00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,780 - Sorry, part of the bet. 1353 00:59:41,347 --> 00:59:42,860 (register beeping) 1354 00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:46,647 (register whirring) 1355 00:59:46,647 --> 00:59:48,350 - [Zack] $5.36 1356 00:59:48,350 --> 00:59:50,497 - It says $4.95. 1357 00:59:50,497 --> 00:59:52,943 - $5.36 with tax. 1358 00:59:57,382 --> 01:00:00,132 (coins rattling) 1359 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:12,965 (customer farts) 1360 01:00:12,965 --> 01:00:17,300 (bell jingles) (Zack sighs) 1361 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,404 Now what? 1362 01:00:18,404 --> 01:00:21,210 - What kind of sick fucks are you people?! 1363 01:00:21,210 --> 01:00:22,800 Where is he?! 1364 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,400 - The naked guy? 1365 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,060 - No, you freak! 1366 01:00:26,060 --> 01:00:27,630 That installer of yours! 1367 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:28,865 Where is he?! 1368 01:00:28,865 --> 01:00:30,727 - At home, I guess. 1369 01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:32,231 (door clacks) (door creaks) 1370 01:00:32,231 --> 01:00:33,460 - [Dr. Bob] Is that him? 1371 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:34,779 - [Zack] David, is that you? 1372 01:00:34,779 --> 01:00:35,779 - No, of course not. 1373 01:00:37,790 --> 01:00:38,950 Dr. Bob. 1374 01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:40,800 - [Dr. Bob] Where is he? 1375 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,030 - I have his cell, I can call him. 1376 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,950 - [Dr. Bob] Good, get him in here. 1377 01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:47,530 - Okay, but let's be rational. 1378 01:00:47,530 --> 01:00:51,260 I'll call him, why don't you put down the gun first? 1379 01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:53,270 - Why don't you call him, 1380 01:00:53,270 --> 01:00:56,280 and then I'll rationally stick this gun so far up your nose, 1381 01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:57,790 I can blow out your ass?! 1382 01:00:57,790 --> 01:00:58,840 - [Zack] Fair enough. 1383 01:01:00,070 --> 01:01:01,140 Let me just get the phone. 1384 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:02,780 - No! 1385 01:01:02,780 --> 01:01:04,943 You, get him the phone! 1386 01:01:06,964 --> 01:01:08,499 Now! 1387 01:01:08,499 --> 01:01:09,332 - It's okay, Jen. It's okay. 1388 01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:10,824 Just grab the phone. 1389 01:01:10,824 --> 01:01:12,069 - Now, bitch! 1390 01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:12,902 - All right, all right. 1391 01:01:12,902 --> 01:01:14,660 There's no reason to be hostile here. 1392 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:17,133 Yeah, now, bitch. 1393 01:01:25,004 --> 01:01:28,004 (telephone beeping) 1394 01:01:30,102 --> 01:01:31,821 (women moaning) (men moaning) 1395 01:01:31,821 --> 01:01:33,166 (telephone ringing) 1396 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:34,666 - [Woman] Oh, God! 1397 01:01:36,345 --> 01:01:38,040 (telephone beeps) - Hello? 1398 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,660 - David. - Sup? 1399 01:01:39,660 --> 01:01:41,674 - Dude, you better get down here. 1400 01:01:41,674 --> 01:01:42,510 - [David] Why? 1401 01:01:42,510 --> 01:01:45,120 - Because Dr. Bob is here to see you. 1402 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,530 - Oh, shit, dude. 1403 01:01:46,530 --> 01:01:49,030 That crazy fuck chased me out of his house with a shotgun. 1404 01:01:49,030 --> 01:01:51,840 - Yeah, he's here with it now. 1405 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,673 - Are you okay? 1406 01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:55,933 - Listen, you little fuck, 1407 01:01:55,933 --> 01:01:57,040 you better get your ass down here! 1408 01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,040 You have 10 minutes! 1409 01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,030 If you're not here, or if you call the police, 1410 01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:01,743 I'm gonna blow your little friends away! 1411 01:02:01,743 --> 01:02:03,857 (telephone beeps) 1412 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:06,013 (women moaning) (men moaning) 1413 01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:07,343 (telephone beeps) 1414 01:02:07,343 --> 01:02:09,190 (telephone ringing) 1415 01:02:09,190 --> 01:02:10,363 Don't answer it. 1416 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:13,733 - Hey, bud, it's cool. 1417 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,550 Remember, man, we didn't do anything. 1418 01:02:16,550 --> 01:02:17,700 We're cool. 1419 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,713 We're no threat. 1420 01:02:20,140 --> 01:02:22,030 Hey, why don't we go into the back 1421 01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:25,230 where we can all sit down and talk? 1422 01:02:25,230 --> 01:02:26,063 - No! 1423 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:29,580 - Listen, bud, if somebody comes in here and sees you, 1424 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,973 we're gonna have problems. 1425 01:02:31,930 --> 01:02:33,730 And you don't want problems, do you? 1426 01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:37,413 - No. - All right. 1427 01:02:38,270 --> 01:02:39,930 Nice and easy. 1428 01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:42,833 We'll slowly go to the back where we can all sit down. 1429 01:02:47,987 --> 01:02:49,154 Nice and easy. 1430 01:02:51,989 --> 01:02:53,003 It's cool. 1431 01:02:53,003 --> 01:02:54,170 Nice and easy. 1432 01:02:58,062 --> 01:02:59,229 Nice and easy. 1433 01:03:03,961 --> 01:03:06,544 (tone ringing) 1434 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:11,833 (Max whines) 1435 01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:17,283 - That's weird. 1436 01:03:21,470 --> 01:03:24,260 (Max whines) 1437 01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,240 - [Zack] Why don't you have a seat? 1438 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,610 - [Dr. Bob] Don't play these games with me, kid. 1439 01:03:27,610 --> 01:03:28,900 I'm a psychologist, remember? 1440 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:31,160 - No, no, no, it's cool, it's cool. 1441 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:33,520 - So don't play those games with me. 1442 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,493 I'm tops in my field for Christ's sake! 1443 01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:39,083 - Well, that's my point. 1444 01:03:40,003 --> 01:03:42,990 Do you really wanna throw it all away for David? 1445 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,290 - He fucked my wife! 1446 01:03:45,290 --> 01:03:46,750 - [Zack] And she fucked him. 1447 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:47,920 - Are you calling her a whore?! 1448 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,870 - No, no, no, no, no, not in the least. 1449 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,333 - Well, she is. 1450 01:03:57,343 --> 01:03:58,926 She fucks everyone. 1451 01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:02,780 I once caught her fucking Pedro. 1452 01:04:04,310 --> 01:04:05,573 Fucking bitch! 1453 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:09,783 He was a great gardener too. 1454 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,650 - [Zack] But you love her, don't you? 1455 01:04:16,370 --> 01:04:17,203 - [Dr. Bob] Yes. 1456 01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:20,103 - [Zack] And you wanna be with her, right? 1457 01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:22,243 - Yes. 1458 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,400 - [Zack] So you don't wanna do this, do you? 1459 01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:28,093 - No. 1460 01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,490 - [Zack] So why don't you just go home, make up with her, 1461 01:04:31,490 --> 01:04:34,070 and we'll forget all about this. 1462 01:04:34,070 --> 01:04:35,270 - Because she's a whore! 1463 01:04:36,300 --> 01:04:37,550 - [Zack] Maybe she's not. 1464 01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:42,263 Hey, haven't you ever wanted to have sex with another woman? 1465 01:04:49,040 --> 01:04:52,170 - My secretary, Janice. 1466 01:04:52,170 --> 01:04:54,270 - [Zack] Did you ever tell your wife that? 1467 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,513 Maybe she'd be into it. 1468 01:04:58,180 --> 01:05:01,060 Maybe you guys just need to try swinging. 1469 01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,430 - What? 1470 01:05:02,430 --> 01:05:04,970 - [Zack] Well, it works for some people. 1471 01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:08,330 That way, you can both be together, in love, 1472 01:05:08,330 --> 01:05:10,433 just sharing your bed. 1473 01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:14,963 You have sex together and with other people. 1474 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,100 - There's an idea. 1475 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:21,993 - [Zack] Sure is. 1476 01:05:25,290 --> 01:05:26,980 - Are you fucking kidding me?! 1477 01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:28,010 Are you out of your mind?! 1478 01:05:28,010 --> 01:05:30,170 No, no! You're taking advice from him? 1479 01:05:30,170 --> 01:05:31,650 You told me to dump him. 1480 01:05:31,650 --> 01:05:33,600 You said that threesomes were the devil's work 1481 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,020 and that if he chose to fornicate with others, 1482 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,320 then he would burn in hell 1483 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,353 and suffer God's wrath here on Earth. 1484 01:05:43,064 --> 01:05:44,260 (soft knocking) 1485 01:05:44,260 --> 01:05:45,390 - Ask who it is. 1486 01:05:45,390 --> 01:05:46,380 - Who is it? 1487 01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:47,630 - [David] David! 1488 01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:48,463 - Come in! 1489 01:05:50,540 --> 01:05:51,373 Slowly. 1490 01:05:54,390 --> 01:05:55,533 Shut the door. 1491 01:06:03,990 --> 01:06:05,710 Fuck! - Dude, it's cool! 1492 01:06:05,710 --> 01:06:06,864 Relax, dude, put the gun down. 1493 01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,646 - Fuck you! 1494 01:06:08,646 --> 01:06:09,979 You little fuck! 1495 01:06:11,027 --> 01:06:12,803 You fucked my wife. 1496 01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:15,393 My lovely wife. 1497 01:06:17,688 --> 01:06:20,317 You son of a bitch, how could you?! 1498 01:06:20,317 --> 01:06:23,277 How could you walk into a man's life and destroy it?! 1499 01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:27,117 I'm gonna kill you, you motherfucker! 1500 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,243 (gun fires) (Jennifer screams) 1501 01:06:28,243 --> 01:06:29,826 (sign crashes) 1502 01:06:29,826 --> 01:06:31,567 - [David] Dude, call the cops! 1503 01:06:31,567 --> 01:06:33,900 - [Zack] Where's the phone?! 1504 01:06:39,030 --> 01:06:41,120 - While you're at it, call the press. 1505 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:43,850 Tell them that my wife was raped by one of your installers. 1506 01:06:43,850 --> 01:06:45,240 - Rape? I didn't do any such thing. 1507 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:46,693 - I'm a national star. 1508 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,090 I get on TV and radio, tell my sad story, 1509 01:06:50,090 --> 01:06:51,383 everyone will believe it. 1510 01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,833 Even if it's disproved, they'll believe the accusation. 1511 01:06:56,690 --> 01:06:57,620 - You wouldn't. 1512 01:06:57,620 --> 01:06:58,453 - Try me. 1513 01:06:59,420 --> 01:07:00,970 Go on, try me. Dial the number. 1514 01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:04,697 Who do you think they'll believe? 1515 01:07:04,697 --> 01:07:06,600 May I have my weapon? 1516 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,790 - What are you, fucking nuts? 1517 01:07:08,790 --> 01:07:09,623 - Maybe. 1518 01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:11,413 It's not loaded. 1519 01:07:16,815 --> 01:07:19,732 (shotgun clacking) 1520 01:07:20,798 --> 01:07:23,548 (shotgun clicks) 1521 01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:28,550 Well, if there's nothing else, 1522 01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:31,203 I'm gonna go home and talk to my wife about swinging. 1523 01:07:35,390 --> 01:07:36,980 - What the fuck? 1524 01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:38,387 - I gotta get some air. 1525 01:07:42,014 --> 01:07:45,186 (David sighs) 1526 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:47,686 (David sighs) 1527 01:08:03,205 --> 01:08:06,290 (Zack sighs) 1528 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:07,540 - What the fuck was that? 1529 01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:09,663 - I don't know. 1530 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:11,853 I almost died. 1531 01:08:13,860 --> 01:08:15,060 - It wasn't even loaded. 1532 01:08:16,780 --> 01:08:18,320 - Could've been. 1533 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:19,153 - True. 1534 01:08:22,024 --> 01:08:23,600 - It does make you stop and think, man. 1535 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,550 I gotta stop this shit. 1536 01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:28,380 I gotta stop fucking around and settle down, 1537 01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:29,780 find somebody like Jennifer. 1538 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:32,083 You're so lucky. 1539 01:08:33,290 --> 01:08:34,160 - Me? 1540 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:34,993 - Yeah, you. 1541 01:08:35,830 --> 01:08:37,023 That girl adores you. 1542 01:08:37,870 --> 01:08:39,320 And she's pretty, and she's fun, 1543 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,220 and she's got a head on her shoulders. 1544 01:08:43,010 --> 01:08:45,523 You should go in there right now and ask her to marry you. 1545 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:49,100 - Dude, you're just shaken up. 1546 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,163 - No, I'm serious. 1547 01:08:51,510 --> 01:08:52,850 Do you wanna be like me? 1548 01:08:52,850 --> 01:08:54,680 I mean, do you wanna be on the run 1549 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,583 from crazy, overrated, psycho husbands with shotguns? 1550 01:08:57,583 --> 01:08:59,768 (Zack chuckles) I'm being serious. 1551 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:03,040 (gentle guitar music) 1552 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,190 - [Zack] What about Hef? 1553 01:09:04,190 --> 01:09:05,317 - What about Hef? 1554 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:07,460 What about Hef? 1555 01:09:07,460 --> 01:09:09,960 (David sighs) 1556 01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:13,483 Hef would go back in there and marry her. 1557 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:16,380 - Nah. - Yeah, he would. 1558 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:17,540 He did it, twice. 1559 01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:19,390 - Yeah, but it failed both times. 1560 01:09:19,390 --> 01:09:21,720 - So? He still tried. 1561 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:25,690 When you find the right one, you have to try. 1562 01:09:25,690 --> 01:09:27,213 And she is the right one. 1563 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,400 Don't be like me, Zack. 1564 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,160 My life is not glamorous. 1565 01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:38,740 Okay, most nights, I spend alone. 1566 01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:41,520 And the nights that I actually am with someone, 1567 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:42,583 it's just sex. 1568 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,957 No conversation, no sharing, just sex. 1569 01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,560 Don't let her go, man. 1570 01:10:00,210 --> 01:10:01,043 I gotta go. 1571 01:10:31,855 --> 01:10:34,272 (Zack sighs) 1572 01:10:36,817 --> 01:10:39,234 (Zack sighs) 1573 01:10:51,876 --> 01:10:54,293 (Zack sighs) 1574 01:10:56,059 --> 01:10:57,849 (Zack sighs) 1575 01:10:57,849 --> 01:11:00,349 (door creaks) 1576 01:11:07,380 --> 01:11:09,522 - [Tara] She's a little shaken. 1577 01:11:09,522 --> 01:11:11,680 (bell jingles) 1578 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,780 I'll go take care of the customer. 1579 01:11:13,780 --> 01:11:14,643 You two can talk. 1580 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:29,363 - You okay? 1581 01:11:30,660 --> 01:11:31,610 - We could've died. 1582 01:11:33,057 --> 01:11:34,557 - Well, it wasn't even loaded. 1583 01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:37,343 - What a stupid thing to say. 1584 01:11:38,410 --> 01:11:40,310 - Look, I don't wanna argue right now. 1585 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:46,003 Look, it got me thinking, 1586 01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:51,214 and David said some things, 1587 01:11:51,214 --> 01:11:52,510 and Tara said some things, 1588 01:11:52,510 --> 01:11:55,413 and you said some things. 1589 01:11:55,413 --> 01:11:59,140 (gentle guitar music) 1590 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,233 Look, you never bring me down. 1591 01:12:02,490 --> 01:12:04,290 You only do things that bring me up. 1592 01:12:06,430 --> 01:12:07,630 Whenever I'm around you, 1593 01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:12,003 I feel good, I feel great. 1594 01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,510 Very rarely is there an occasion 1595 01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:17,540 that wouldn't benefit from your presence, 1596 01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:20,273 and if there is, I can't think of one right now. 1597 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:32,563 I love you and I always wanna be with you. 1598 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:36,610 - I love you too. 1599 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:55,340 - You will still bring your girlfriends over 1600 01:12:55,340 --> 01:12:56,490 for sex, though, right? 1601 01:12:57,530 --> 01:12:59,573 - Yeah, but only if I can bring Steve. 1602 01:13:00,850 --> 01:13:02,300 (Jennifer chuckles) - Steve? 1603 01:13:03,976 --> 01:13:04,809 - Yeah. 1604 01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:08,230 Honey, what's that smell? 1605 01:13:10,074 --> 01:13:11,518 - I don't know. 1606 01:13:11,518 --> 01:13:14,101 (bell jingles) 1607 01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:17,290 - Glad to see all is well here. 1608 01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:19,683 - Everything is great. 1609 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,670 - I'm gonna get outta here. 1610 01:13:24,605 --> 01:13:26,170 Guys wanna to come over tonight? 1611 01:13:26,170 --> 01:13:29,543 Maybe a soak in the hot tub, watch some home videos? 1612 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:35,911 - Sure? - Sure. 1613 01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:36,830 - Yeah, sure. - Sure, yeah. 1614 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,370 - [Jennifer] Yeah. 1615 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:39,313 - We'll be there. 1616 01:13:40,295 --> 01:13:43,348 (Jennifer chuckles) 1617 01:13:43,348 --> 01:13:46,348 (upbeat rock music) 1618 01:13:55,143 --> 01:14:00,143 ♪ Can you hear me I'm not making a sound ♪ 1619 01:14:04,728 --> 01:14:09,728 ♪ Now that you hear me you would know I am drowning ♪ 1620 01:14:13,686 --> 01:14:18,686 ♪ Everyone is coming over yet I'm feeling left alone ♪ 1621 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:28,620 ♪ Everyone is coming over yet I'm feeling so left alone ♪ 1622 01:14:34,619 --> 01:14:38,969 ♪ Now we're waiting left feeling frustrated ♪ 1623 01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:43,969 ♪ We're gonna make it I know ♪ 1624 01:14:44,192 --> 01:14:48,819 ♪ Now we're waiting left feeling frustrated ♪ 1625 01:14:48,819 --> 01:14:53,819 ♪ We're gonna make it I know ♪ 1626 01:14:54,222 --> 01:14:58,531 ♪ Now we're waiting left feeling frustrated ♪ 1627 01:14:58,531 --> 01:15:03,531 ♪ We're gonna make it I know ♪ 1628 01:15:04,169 --> 01:15:08,281 ♪ Now we're waiting left feeling frustrated ♪ 1629 01:15:08,281 --> 01:15:12,114 ♪ We're gonna make it I know ♪ 1630 01:15:19,443 --> 01:15:22,603 ♪ Well the miles feel like it's across the sea ♪ 1631 01:15:22,603 --> 01:15:25,255 ♪ But you're standing right in front of me ♪ 1632 01:15:25,255 --> 01:15:30,009 ♪ Try to catch my breath am I looking down again ♪ 1633 01:15:30,009 --> 01:15:35,009 ♪ 'Cause I've got tomorrow in my sight ♪ 1634 01:15:35,132 --> 01:15:40,132 ♪ And I'm wishing everything's all right ♪ 1635 01:15:40,366 --> 01:15:43,470 ♪ But there's always another complication ♪ 1636 01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:46,048 ♪ In our sticky situation ♪ 1637 01:15:46,048 --> 01:15:51,048 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel moody ♪ 1638 01:15:51,753 --> 01:15:56,723 ♪ Once you said that you'd be my king ♪ 1639 01:15:56,723 --> 01:16:00,757 ♪ You said that you'd be my everything ♪ 1640 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:03,697 ♪ Well the miles feel like it's across the sea ♪ 1641 01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:06,196 ♪ But you're standing right in front of me ♪ 1642 01:16:06,196 --> 01:16:11,187 ♪ Try to catch my breath am I moving on again ♪ 1643 01:16:11,187 --> 01:16:16,187 ♪ 'Cause I've got tomorrow in my sight ♪ 1644 01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:21,375 ♪ And I'm wishing everything's all right ♪ 1645 01:16:21,523 --> 01:16:24,556 ♪ But there's always another hesitation ♪ 1646 01:16:24,556 --> 01:16:27,195 ♪ In your wild imagination ♪ 1647 01:16:27,195 --> 01:16:32,123 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel moody ♪ 1648 01:16:32,123 --> 01:16:37,123 ♪ But instability is killing me ♪ 1649 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,850 ♪ I look in vain can't find you there ♪ 1650 01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:42,410 ♪ But you keep on saying how much you care ♪ 1651 01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:45,065 ♪ You know I made your heart my home ♪ 1652 01:16:45,065 --> 01:16:47,440 ♪ Think I'm packing up and moving on ♪ 1653 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:52,440 ♪ Don't worry baby I just feel moody ♪ 1654 01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:55,658 ♪ Oh I think I got an education ♪ 1655 01:16:55,658 --> 01:16:58,144 ♪ Time for self-preservation ♪ 1656 01:16:58,144 --> 01:17:03,073 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel moody ♪ 1657 01:17:03,073 --> 01:17:05,923 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel moody ♪ 1658 01:17:05,923 --> 01:17:08,364 ♪ I just feel moody ♪ 1659 01:17:08,364 --> 01:17:11,117 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel moody ♪ 1660 01:17:11,117 --> 01:17:13,862 ♪ I just feel moody ♪ 1661 01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:18,529 ♪ It'll be all right babe I just feel ♪ 114157