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Fuck it's almost midnight anyway

Why

are you home? I thought I thought you were like going out.

I don't want to talk about it Well you're in my room like What

am I supposed to do?

Why are you even here? You want you slow? Don't you have like a hot date?

New Year's Eve

No. Look, Todd broke up with me.

Again? Yes, because I caught him cheating on me. Again.

What a dick.

No, no, he's an asshole.

Oh, now I feel like a jerk. I'm sorry.

I guess I've been kind of caught up in my own life.

This year hasn't exactly been great for either of us, I guess.

Yeah, I guess we're both...

Losers.

Well, it's like, it's really close to midnight, and last year, I know this

probably sounds really weird, stupid, but last year, like, I was alone, and I

didn't have anybody to kiss at midnight, and I've had a really

shitty year, so, like, maybe I could just give you a kiss at midnight, and

it would be better.

Well,

it's not that gross. I mean, I'm a guy. You're a girl.

I don't know.

Well, we should probably decide pretty quick because it's only like 20 seconds

until midnight.

Okay, whatever.

I don't care.

Just make it quick.

Okay.

Five.

Four, three, two, one.

What? Was it that bad?

No, it wasn't bad.

I mean, I could do better than that.

Is that better?

Yeah, I don't know, I guess.

This is kind of fucked up, but what do we have to lose anyway?

I don't care.

Okay.

You're so wet.

Shut up.

Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Fuck him.

No, fuck me.

Come for me.

I think this year's gonna be a lot better than last year.