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Another slow day.

Yeah.

Did you remember to post the promotion?

Yeah, I post those promotions all the time. I make sure. This one, the one

the free facial, with the massage.

I posted the promotion.

Still no appointments.

At least not yet.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

Gosh, we have everything invested in this. I know the economy is bad, but...

I mean, I just got a loan on that house.

I know. It's gonna be fine, okay?

I promise you. It's gonna be fine. We'll figure something out.

I mean, what are we gonna do about our spectrums? Ethan and Aaron.

I mean, what are we gonna do?

We'll figure it out. I promise you we'll figure it out. We got this.

Yeah. What?

What? I mean, girl, did you... Did you lose your mouth?

We're not going to lose their house. We're not going to lose their house.

not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

We're not going to lose their house.

I'm just saying, but I overheard her saying that. Okay, now I understand.

just a little overreaction.

We got this under control. We're not going to lose it. Are you sure? Are you

sure? I'm just worried that how

we're going to make money.

We're going to make money.

Alright, wait.

You just told me. Let me know if there's anything that I can do to help. You go

have fun. We'll play a video game.

We got this under control, okay?

I will come with you, right?

Yeah, you promise.

I'll leave, but let me know if there's anything.

I'm going to take care of this.

Bethany, you heard that?

I mean, we've tried everything, right?

Well, honestly, not everything.

What'd you mean on everything?

Well, I was doing some research and I was looking up the spot on the street.

They actually offer happy endings. So, you know, we can incorporate happy

endings into our little massage parlor and make more money.

Happy endings in... Girl, come on.

Okay, I mean... Yeah, right. The economy is pretty tough right now. Yeah, if

we're offering happy endings, like... How can we go wrong?

We do have to stay competitive.

Yes. And we're going to be competitive, so we're going to be on top.

Okay. Okay? We're not going to lose anything.

Okay? You know what? You know... Oh, yeah. Let me... I got you. Okay. We got

this. Yeah.

Did you hear that?

Our moms are going to start doing rubbing tugs.

No way, man. No, hell no. That's fucking messed up.

Why? What do you mean by why?

I mean, it's weird as fuck. Bro, what if our dads found out? They don't know

shit. Fuck our dads. I'm going to be homeless if they don't do it. Oh my God,

bro. Wait.

What?

I have an idea.

Not your idea again.

What, what?

It's a good one.

Come with me.

Oh. I don't know how to do this. It's okay. I promise you got this. It's okay.

You have to save your business.

You're going to save our business and you're going to save your house, okay?

Because you're bad.

I think I know who we are, bro. Come on now. I know better. No, I'm not. Come

on. What if we get caught?

How? Yeah, because of someone.

Shh.

Got this. All right.

Hello. Welcome to our spa.

Hi. Hello.

Who's going first?

Here's to me.

Hello. Hi. Have you ever saw me before?

No. No. I'm sorry.

No.

Yeah. Do you want to have fun? I think so.

Okay.

Why don't you undress and lay down face down on the table.

All the way. Come on, close off.

I'll turn around.

Are you not giving me the massage?

Yes, I'm giving you the massage.

Okay.

Not looking.

I'm not looking.

Would you like medium pressure, light pressure?

Hard pressure.

All right.

Go ahead and lay down. Face down.

Okay.

Towel. Cover you up. Is that better?

Yeah.

No, no, it's okay. It's my massage booking.

And she's got your friend over there.

Just go ahead and lay all the way down.

Oh, goodness.

Is that you?

Oh, yeah.

Everything's fine.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah.

Is that good?

Yeah.

Here we go.

Uh, no.

You look familiar to me, somehow.

Very familiar to me. Oh, yeah, I have a lot of stasis.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good massage.

Uh -huh. Mm -hmm.

And, uh, stay relaxed.

Okay.

Yeah. Holy fuck.

You're pulling a lot of tension right here.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm. I think I'm all right.

I think something's about to happen.

Oh no.

You're looking good.

Okay, well that was the end of the massage there.

Oh, okay.

Just a... Yeah, let's stand you up. Here's your towel.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Oh.

There's your clothes right there.

You can take him to the restroom and go ahead and get changed.

Now help yourselves.

Here you go. Thank you. There you go. Have a good evening.

Are you okay in there?

Yes, girl. I look so good. I look great.

All right.

Oh, my God.

That was crazy.

You did it? Yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. I don't know if I can.

Don't worry about it, girl. I got it. I'll do it. Yes.

I'll do it. I got it. I have you. You're crazy. Are you sure?

I'm positive. Let me handle it. I got it. You don't have to worry about it. I

got you. Okay?

Okay. We got this. We got this. We're going to win this business back.

Yeah, we are.

Okay, go get out.

We're going to lay down on the table right here, please.

Okay. All right, so just lay down on the table? I'll go ahead and turn around.

Okay, please. Thank you, thank you.

All right, let me get on the table.

Go ahead and get on the table.

All right. I'm going to cover you up with this towel.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. What do you think?

Wow. Deep pressure, light pressure.

That is deep. Wow.

Yeah. Good. Keep relaxing.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Relax. Oh, okay.

That's awesome.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

Oh. Okay.

Oh.

Wow, okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. That's good.

Oh.

Oh.

You are massaging me. Who, who was down there?

Mom? Aaron?

What?

Oh my God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?

You know her?

Mommy. Oh,

imposter.

What? What are you talking about, imposter?

What are you doing here?

You got both of us, young man?

You are the... What?

Oh, my God. He had this all -easy idea.

Oh, my God. Why? Okay, yeah. This is unacceptable. This is not a big party,

Way too far. What? Unacceptable. He told you he had a big party. How is it my

fault? Mine wasn't that weird. No. You know better.

Fuck. Ow.

God, man.

Oh, my God.

What are we going to do about this?

Well...

What are we going to do about this?

Oh, gosh, I don't know. You guys are in so much trouble. So much trouble. We're

in trouble.

We're in trouble forever.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I can do it. I can do it. I know you can do it. I can do it.

I can do it. I know you can do it. I know you can do it.

I know you can do it.

I know you can do it.

I know you can do it. I know you can do it. I know you can do it.

I know you can do it.

I know, but we got this. The business.

We got this.

Yeah, we got this. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Boys!

What? Where are you?

I'm comfortable.

What? Yeah.

It was us. When I was coming, he all decided, right?

We're gonna do it.

I was.

Wait.

Wait.

What? What's wrong?

Okay, well, you switch.

Okay. Okay. Switch. Yeah.

I don't care. I'll take either. You were ready to tell us. I'll take either.

You got it. This makes more sense.

You got it. I love it.

What are you going to tell me?

This isn't too bad.

It's so bad. Oh, my

God.

Your mom takes it all.

What?

Your mom looks innocent. She ain't.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Dynamo on fire, bro.

oh my god oh

my god

Oh my

god.

Oh yeah.

I'm glad I got you.

Bro. Yo.

Hit it. Hit it.

Fuck.

Oh, you're shaking me in love.

Love.

Just like that. Oh man, your mom takes it so fucking good.

Oh my

god.

Alright,

I want to eat you now.

I'm going to take you.

Come on.

Get up.

I'm going to be there close to you. Take it off.

Come here.

Come on.

You're good.

Holy crap.

This is so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Stop talking.

Why don't you sit on that then?

Come here.

Woo!

No, I do. They don't.

What do you want?

Thank you so much.

Oh,

yes.

Me. Me?

That's my mustache.

Fuck your mustache.

Fuck your mustache.

They're doing it.

That's good.

Oh, my gosh.

My favorite dance.

I don't understand.

Oh, yes.

All this time.

All this time. All this time. All this time. All this time.

All this time.

Alright, let's change.

Let's put this leg up right here.

This leg right here? Yeah.

Oh, the clothes are over there.

So I feel like I'm going to keep it in the family.

Cheers. Cheers.

I can't believe you just did that.

We did our shit.

What kind of massage party is this?

I'm telling you.

Oh my god.

Well, I don't think I'm going to be homeless.

Me neither.

You're not going to be broke anymore.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.