All language subtitles for Game Changer - S06E01 - Second Place

Get ready for a game changer, tonight's guests.

Proficient with a power drill handy with a hacksaw,

it's Ali Beardsley.

None of this is up to code.

His critical hits are a hit with the critics,

it's Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Whoo-hoo! So excited to be here!

No!

No assassin but killer fashion, it's Oscar Montoya!

Hello! Hi! Oh!

Hi.

Okay, bye!

And your host, me!

I've been here the whole time.

This is Game Changer, the only game show

where the game changes every show.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

I am joined today by these three lovely contestants.

Now you all understand how the game works.

Uh, no. No.

Nope, that's the premise.

That's right, our players have no idea

what game it is they're about to play.

The only way to learn is by playing.

The only way to win is by learning.

And the only way to begin is by beginning.

So without further ado, let's begin.

Players, keeping it simple to start with,

who can make the loudest sound on a gong?

Oh my gosh.

Thank you, Nico and Ash.

Oscar, we'll start with you.

Okay, wish me luck.

This is very loud.

Here I go.

Bong!

That scared me.

Checking a decibel meter just to keep things honest.

Oh.

Registered.

Brennan, I think that's you.

Okay, hold on one second.

Oh my God.

Does someone have a broom and tape?

You gonna grab a tape for somebody?

Here we go.

What are you doing?

You gonna grab that?

Thank you so much.

Great.

It's all about leverage.

Here we go.

Is it?

I would love to have seen Brennan do the bridge challenge

that we all did in physics class.

You could drive a car over it.

Move back.

Thank you.

If he misses, I would love it.

Please miss.

Brennan, that was very loud.

It was in fact louder than Oscar.

Okay.

Ally.

Yes.

I'd like to answer the question, Brennan.

I love that answer.

That's the question, right?

It wasn't like go make the biggest sound.

It's asking who.

No, wait.

I love that answer so much.

I almost want to change the premise of my game.

I'm gonna have to do it.

I'm gonna have to change the premise of my game.

But to stay faithful to it.

That rules.

That's some real fucking Celtic trickster hero.

The answer lies between the paths to the leader.

So you want me to actually ring the gun?

Well, I mean, I'll accept that as your answer,

but it won't win.

Okay.

Then I'll hedge my bets and I'll just make

a little dinky one and we'll see what happens.

Interesting.

Brennan, I do think you were loudest.

Okay.

Ally, I do think you were least loud,

which means Oscar, that is three points.

What?

For you.

What?

Moving right along.

Oh, this is like a middle of the pack game.

I'd win this so-

This is moderation.

Excellence never pays, huh?

Badly.

I don't know what I did, but at some point,

Sam looked at me and went, this guy,

I need to rattle his belief in doing your best.

But I'm gonna tell you this right now.

If the goal of the game is to be middle,

I'm gonna lose so fucking hard,

it's gonna blow your fucking mind.

Goose egg number two, yes or no, ain't got shit on me, baby.

Here we go.

Next up.

Who can keep a balloon in the air longest?

Ash, if I could have the balloons, please.

Aw.

Nice color.

Thank you.

Balloons ready?

Three, two, one, go.

No, Brennan, no.

No, no!

Yeah, no, Ally.

I got it.

That's Ally with second place.

Three points on the board for Beardsley.

So you were first out, so you keep getting first.

Yes, congrats.

I'm so angry.

Players, it's time to flex those arms

as well as your game brain.

Who can do the most blindfolded pushups?

Now, before we begin, I would like to know

how many pushups each of you thinks you can do

you can tell the truth or lie.

Oscar, I'll start with you.

Four.

Four.

I was gonna say five, but then I was like,

no, you're reaching for the stars here.

Four, yeah.

Brennan, what do you think?

Think I can do 20 and be normal

or I can do 30 and not be okay the rest of the episode.

Ally, what do you think?

I think I can do 15.

15, impressive.

Well, each of you inside your podiums

has little eye masks I'm gonna ask you to wear

in order so that you can't see

what your fellow players are doing.

If the three of you could take your positions

in between your podiums.

Why?

Why are we doing this?

I wanna tell the kids at home something.

If you try your hardest and believe in yourself

and attempt to be the best, then that's the rubric

that you should measure yourself by.

And I believe in you, okay?

And there's only one true host and that's the Lord.

Okay, let's do it.

What in the world?

All right, players, here we go.

Are we in position now or?

You are in position.

Oh my God.

Get ready to feel the burn on your mark.

Get set, go.

I just heard my bones breaking out.

I'm gonna get a little bit of a burn.

I'm gonna get a little bit of a burn.

I'm gonna get a little bit of a burn.

I'm gonna get a little bit of a burn.

Oh, I hate this.

Why are we doing this?

This is pointless.

Yeah, it seems like you're all finished.

Players, Bravo, I'm not exactly sure

what the strategy was there on any of your part.

Brennan, 20 pushups.

Ally, seven pushups.

Thank you.

Less than you said you could do.

That's true.

Oscar, 15 pushups.

Wow.

Putting you in the middle with second place.

That is three points.

Hell yeah, I don't believe you.

I'm almost as strong as Brennan.

Now Brennan, why do 20 pushups?

Here's the deal.

If you think that the Rose Eight Spoonbill got to me,

don't give a fuck about birds.

What I do give a fuck about is trying your best every time.

And so long as I am on this stage and drawing breath,

you can good and goddamn believe

that I will be trying my best in every challenge.

I can set my own standard for what success looks like.

And it always looks like trying your best.

Kids, stay in school.

You are allowed to approach this game however you see fit.

Thank you.

Save your appetite, Brennan,

because it's time for an old fashioned pie eating contest.

I'm just gonna let Oscar and Ally know

you're competing with each other.

Why?

Because I'm gonna eat all that pie in one minute.

We looked at genuine Midwestern pie eating contest for this.

Players, if you could please do me the honor,

the privilege of taking your position

in front of your respective pies.

Oh, this is lovely.

Oh, wow, look at these aprons.

This is very thoughtful.

I feel like I'm a barista again.

Has anyone ever competed in a pie eating contest before?

Yes, I lost and I broke one of my teeth.

Yeah, kids, stay in school.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's put one minute on the clock.

Are the goggles mandatory?

The goggles are there for your own protection.

Of course they're not mandatory.

These are gonna slow me down.

What?

And three, two, one, go.

Bon appetit.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, Brennan.

Sipping it like it's a cup of soup.

Already so full.

Oscar and Allie just delicately dipping their fingers in

like they're tasting a broth for saltiness.

20 seconds left.

Winning makes you feel really sad.

And five, four, three, two, one,

and that's it, players.

Bravo.

Brennan questioning some life decisions.

Not decisions, circumstances.

Players, the pies have been re-weighed

and the results are in.

Having eaten 91 grams, Allie.

Having eaten 286 grams, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

And having eaten 95 grams, Oscar and Allie.

95 grams.

Oscar Montoya.

Another three points for Oscar.

Running away with the game.

Let's go, let's go.

I mean, I am the definition of mid.

Here comes the internet's most exciting minute

of a single prize.

It's the price is not quite.

Allie Beasley, come on down.

Brennan Lee Mulligan, come on down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And Oscar Montoya, come on down.

That's you, that's you.

Ash, what do we have up for bid?

Well, Sam, we have a second edition

Lord of the Rings box set.

That's right, this beautiful 1968

Lord of the Rings book set comes

in its own ivory slip case.

A classic copy of J.R.R. Tolkien's adventure series

with colorful maps inside.

It can be yours if the price is not quite.

In order to keep this honest,

you have paddles inside your drawers.

If you could go ahead and write your answer on your paddles,

the player with the second closest guess will win the prize.

Do y'all, oh, damn, okay.

Gotta write something.

Allie, what are we thinking?

$583.00.

Brennan, $240.00.

Oscar, $519.00.

Actual retail price, $282.00,

which means our second closest guess is Oscar once again.

What?

Wait, shut up.

No question, Brennan, that you just achieved first place.

In the real world, I would be in first place.

Great, okay, three points and Lord of the Rings.

I have never read or seen Lord of the Rings

and I'm gonna start today.

This is an opportunity to expand your nerd mode.

I'm very excited.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm legit excited.

I'm not a fan and I've never read the books.

Scrindol, what's that?

But I'm excited.

Oh my God, I'm obsessed.

The points as we head into round two.

Allie with three, Brennan with a goose egg

and Oscar with 12.

It feels like this was made for me.

I'm gonna go with the best one.

Players, it's time to spread some positivity

and who better to shower with praise

than our very own me.

Who can pay me the best compliment?

Once again, I'm gonna ask you to write these down

on your paddles.

Who can pay Sam the best one?

Suspenseful silence, our players decide

what middling compliment they can give to me.

Not too flattering, not too insulting.

The three to four pins down in bowling of compliments.

I feel like you're all writing me letters.

To whom it may concern.

Brennan's writing the Declaration of Independence.

Oscar's leaving me things in his will.

Yeah.

We'll mix this up a little bit.

Starting with you, Oscar.

What compliment do you have for me?

Sam, you are one of the warmest kind of souls

I have ever met.

You are so incredibly sweet

and I feel very seen when I'm around you.

Your curiosity of life is inspiring to me.

I am very lucky to have you as a friend.

Love you.

Oscar, I'm legit.

Mood, that's beautiful.

It's real, it's honest.

It doesn't seem like an attempt to get second place at all.

No.

Screw my game.

That was really nice.

Allie, what about you?

Sam, you are the perfect American.

Feels like a borderline read.

I'm just saying I wish all Americans were like you.

Oh, I appreciate that.

Future of America.

There is something sinister in that.

There is something sinister in that.

I was going for a mid feeling

but earnest good compliment.

Brennan, you've made a home

where my favorite people get to show the world

how brilliant and amazing they are.

Cool.

Oh, wow.

That is really beautiful, Brennan.

It's the truth.

Simple too, it's a saint.

And yet it is also second place.

Three points for Brennan.

You got one, Brennan!

Brennan is officially on the board.

So this was bad?

Players, it's time to put your Hollywood narcissism

to the test.

Who can take the least flattering selfie?

You're each gonna take a selfie on your phones

then airdrop them to our producer, Justin,

who is waiting for them to insert into this presentation

then we'll all review together.

My camera's so old it has only one lens.

So I think I got this in the bag.

God, it's pine.

Oh, my God.

Thank you very much for that self portraiture, players.

We'll go ahead and review your selfies starting with Ally.

Nice.

Nice.

Good angle, Ally.

I like that your eyes aren't looking into the camera.

I love a 0.5 above the head little guy pic.

Trademark.

Next up, we have Oscar.

Oh!

Oscar, going for something a little similar here.

Yeah.

I will say, I think the smile is nice

and that might be working against you.

And finally, Brennan.

I'm not even sure this counts as a selfie.

Who's that?

That's Brennan Lee Molson.

And who took the picture?

Brennan.

It might be Sora.

So I took it up myself?

I don't know what that is.

Ally, three points for you, bringing you to six.

Players, it's time for your SNL auditions.

Who can do the best Donald Trump impression?

Now you may already have a spot on Donald Trump impression.

I may have even heard it.

But in this case, spot on means spot gone from second place.

So you might want to dial it down a notch.

Ally, I'll start with you.

Didn't know I was gonna be able to make some noise today.

What?

Really big shoe.

Donald Trump doing Ed Sullivan's catchphrase.

A celebrity that our average viewer

doesn't even know as a person.

Look, it just came to me.

Brennan.

Hello, hello, hello.

What?

It's me, Donald Trump, innit?

Oh, I love to do crimes.

Hopping around Mar-a-Lago.

I love it when you curve ball.

I love it.

Well, Ally, you might just earn second place after all.

Here it is.

I'm Donald Trump, ain't it?

I'm an American president, doll face.

China.

What world are we living in?

In which Ally's impression was the best of them.

Here's the problem, Brennan.

Despite your attempt to throw that.

Do you think I was attempting to throw it?

Yes, I've seen your impression.

No.

What was the strategy?

Look, you have to do us all in a row,

but we're comedians.

So whatever the second person does

creates the second point in a line, which creates a pattern.

And the third person cannot resist their comedic impulses

to build off of the first two points of information.

So I knew that if I did one better than Ally,

Ally would win,

because Oscar would want to put a tail on it.

You're not just playing the cards,

you're playing the other players.

Wait, are you playing me?

I'm playing poker right now on my phone.

Those points somehow go to Brennan.

Players, I hope you're feeling charitable.

Who will Venmo Katie the most money?

Here is Katie's Venmo handle, and here is Katie Mirrifield.

Katie!

What?

Katie!

Hello everyone.

Now, before any of you sends Katie money,

let's talk through what you'll send Katie and why.

A little live strategy session.

You can tell the truth, of course, or bluff.

Brennan, I'll start with you.

Katie, does $25 sound good?

I would like a little bit more.

I'll send $50.

$50?

Oscar, how much do you think you'll send Katie?

This isn't about the game.

I'm giving Katie $100.

Wow.

Very generous.

Yes.

So far, Katie, you're walking away with $150.

Yes.

Ally, what are you thinking?

I'm gonna send Katie $95,

because that's how much I can get reimbursed

for a COVID test for this shoot.

Katie, the last thing you paid me was in 2019,

and it says vagina chocolate.

No!

Does it?

Do you have Venmo on your phones?

Yes.

Very interesting.

Katie, the results are in.

Yes, the results are in.

How much did Oscar give you?

Oscar delivered $100.

A man of his word.

Very honorable, Oscar.

Thank you.

How much did Ally give you?

Ally gave me $95.

Wow.

Also of their word, Ally?

For what?

For vagina chocolate.

Yes.

And what did Brennan give you?

Well, that's interesting, Sam,

because Brennan wrote me a note that said,

for pizza you bought me and gave me $20.

Wow.

If you scroll down,

what did I give for Game Changer?

$30.

Brennan too, a man of his word.

And yet, second place is once again, Ally Beardsley.

Yeah.

And that's three points for Ally.

Thank you so much for your vote.

Do you want me to do anything else while I'm here?

I mean, that was kind of it.

That was it?

Yeah, I really appreciate it.

I'll just go home.

But we'll have you back on another day.

For more Game Changer.

Please.

Excellent.

Goodbye, everyone.

Thank you, Katie.

We so appreciate it.

Brennan is right now sending Katie more money.

I just sent $45 with the heading, I am ashamed.

What?

It's time for the family too.

Introducing the Beardsley family.

And the Mulligan family.

And the Montoya family.

We surveyed 100 people and asked,

what is your second favorite fast food?

The first person to get the second item on this list.

Got it.

Wins the points.

Oscar, we'll start with you.

Oh my gosh, okay.

What is America's second favorite fast food item?

Burger.

Show me that, I made a Mac.

Number one.

Number one.

Just not number two.

Okay.

Wow.

What are we thinking, Brennan?

Fries.

Oh.

Good answer.

Very good answer, Brennan.

Very good answer.

Show me those crispy potatoes.

What?

Sorry, Brennan.

There were no people out of 100 that listed fries.

Maybe it was like two or three.

It's the thing that comes with the meal.

It's in second position.

It is the secondary item.

I didn't get it wrong, you got it wrong.

Allie, what do we think?

I'm gonna say ice cream.

Fantastic, Allie.

Ice cream.

Show me ice cream.

Last on the list, Allie, but it counts.

We're looking for the second position,

which yes, does technically mean third.

Oscar.

Yeah.

Tacos.

Show me tacos.

Oh, what?

Oscar, you are.

Shut up.

Right in the pocket.

Wow.

I would say, I'm just gonna say like, sesame chicken.

Show me Chinese food.

Oh.

Good show, Brennan.

To the three of you?

Correct.

Brennan approves.

Allie.

Subs.

Subs.

Like sandwiches.

Subs.

That's a good response.

Allie.

Show me subs.

Subs.

Subs.

Show me subs.

Allie.

Holding up the rear.

While Oscar's holding up the front.

So far I am mid though.

You've summoned an argument.

Yes.

About is a burger a sandwich?

And I can feel it coming.

Oscar, what do we think?

Ah, okay.

Something in between burgers and tacos.

Is it chicken tenders?

Show me chicken tenders.

Oh my God.

I will count it, Oscar.

Wow.

Will count it.

And that is three points.

Show me number four.

And show me number five.

My second favorite is a chicken parm.

Players, I hope you have some middling acquaintances

on speed dial.

Who can get a text back the fastest?

Go ahead and queue up those texts,

but don't press send until I say go.

I wanna hear what they are and who they're to.

I don't ever text anyone.

Brennan's writing a novel.

Brennan might be explaining the game to Izzy.

Yeah.

Count to five, Izzy, and then text me back.

That's exactly what's happening.

Allie, since you seem to be ready,

can I hear what yours is and who it's to?

My text message is to CVS Pharmacy.

What?

Who was letting me know that my prescription

is ready to get picked up,

and I'm writing back, I don't have insurance.

And I think that it will auto reply something crazy.

Brennan, I'm texting my wife.

Hey, Iz, I'm doing Game Changer.

Can you text me back literally anything?

We're measuring the speed of the response,

so wait at least 20 seconds if possible.

I love you heart emoji.

Beautiful.

Oscar, what are we thinking?

Wow, mine is equally as romantic.

It's to my friend, and she's subbing a class

that I'm teaching.

And I just wrote, let me know so I can confirm with them.

All right, players, ready?

And three, and two, and one.

Honor System, go ahead and put your phones in your pockets.

We'll check that.

Oh, I got one.

Allie is out.

CVS Pharmacy, I don't understand.

For immediate support, call your local store

or text help for help.

Players, who got me the best gift in advance of the shoot?

Ash, can we bring out the gifts, please?

Aw.

Aw, thank you.

You didn't know the game at that point.

Did you get a text?

Just got a text.

Ah.

Three points on the board for Bretton.

What does Izzy say?

Yeah.

She's the perfect woman.

Now, I'm going to give each of you 30 seconds

to modify your gift to make it worse or better,

whatever you think you need to do to achieve second place.

Does that make sense?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Hm.

I will take your gifts now, players.

Oscar, I'm very curious,

particularly because your hands are empty.

What'd you get me?

My gift isn't here, per se.

Okay.

I would like for you to just hit the next slide, please.

Wow, Oscar, I'm excited.

What is this?

Hi, Sam.

So your good friend, Oscar Montoya,

wonderful person, has given you a gift of dance.

So hooray, we're going to be doing a dance class together

to whatever kind of style

and whatever kind of music you want to dance to.

Oh my God.

Oscar, that's an incredible gift.

I know Amy and she's fucking awesome.

On my list of things to do

after Game Changer wraps this season,

to look into dance classes.

Shut up.

Because I love to dance.

You might've just run away with this, I'm afraid.

Brennan, what'd you get me?

Here you go, Sam.

Thank you so much.

Of course, please enjoy it.

This gift is antique.

Ooh.

It is a model car from the 1950s.

How cool.

Now I would not have said this

if I knew I was not shooting for the middle.

So as you can see, I've modified the bag

to say I was compelled to give this gift against my will

to sort of put an energy on the gift

to sort of shoot for the middle.

I've had that since I was 17 years old.

Oh my God.

It was in my dad's apartment and it might be his.

Whoa.

Dad, if you see this and want it back, I'll get it.

That is worse.

That is worse.

Well done.

Thank you very much, man.

You got it.

Wow.

That's so nice.

Ally.

Mine's a little bit of a three-parter.

Okay.

Ooh.

So I would say maybe go for the big thing

that's sticking out first.

Whoa.

Oh, Bryce Canyon poster.

Love it.

Vintage eBay.

And then where's part two?

I kinda at the bottom.

That's part two.

Oh, sorry.

There is a part three.

It's still in there.

And that's actually the bigger part.

You need to find it.

Do you wanna take the band out

and put it on your podium though?

Cause instead of putting it back in the bag.

Well, because it just feels like you don't,

Why would I do that?

it's like you're gonna return it or something.

Yeah.

Oh, oh my God.

Ally.

It's an annual pass.

Annual pass to all the American national parks.

Whoa.

America, the beautiful.

Incredible.

Oh my God.

Thank you guys so much.

We love you.

This is really sweet.

All three of those were super thoughtful gifts.

I do think I have a favorite and it's Oscar's.

Sorry, Oscar.

No, I love it.

The note of it being against your will Brennan.

And I think the message to your dad

that he can have it back anytime.

Dad, let me know and I'll get it back like that.

Just pushes Ally over the edge into second place.

Ally, that's three points for you.

Thank you.

This game is still neck and neck.

Oscar, it's like you're psychic or something.

Lace up your shoes, players.

It's time for a dance challenge.

What?

Here's how this is going to work.

Wow.

I'm going to divide you into three teams of two.

Ally and Brennan, Brennan and Oscar, Ally and Oscar.

Each of you will have one to two minutes backstage

to create whatever choreography you like

to a song of our choosing.

The second place winners will both win three points.

Ally and Oscar will do you first.

All right, okay.

Can I head off stage?

Your song is waiting back there for us.

Our song.

Okay, so it's like giving boy bands.

Yeah, exactly.

Kind of like Bar Mitzvah or something.

Yeah.

But step, touch, step, touch.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Oh, okay, okay.

Okay, we're ready.

Very efficient, players.

Incredible.

And a three and a two and a one.

And a version of a confrontation.

Okay, okay.

And everybody knows you have your eyes on the rise.

What?

What?

And that's it.

That's pretty good.

That's how you announce the end of a dance.

Yeah.

Ally, no rest for the weary.

You and Brennan.

Interesting.

Let's get you backstage.

Kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it.

So.

I mean, this challenge was built for you, Oscar.

It's yours.

To lose, yes.

Can you say that in second place?

I think so.

We think that the dance you guys did out there,

is that a high point, is that a midpoint,

is that a low point?

How about this?

We go a little bit under where that was.

Okay.

Yeah, I think we need two little flashy things

that we do in unison.

And then it'll look like we really tried,

but it won't look good.

It won't look good.

We're ready.

Incredible.

Three, two, one, go.

We'd stop playing with my mind.

I'm losing everything inside.

Dimension.

Time stands still as we go blind.

And that's it.

We're losing everything.

Wow, players.

That's right.

Thank you.

That was hot.

That might've been a little worse.

Yes.

What?

It's exactly what we were going for.

But this will be the one to decide it.

Brennan and Oscar, that's you.

Ready?

Let's do it.

Let's go.

God.

You ready to dance?

Let's do it, baby.

We're doing this three times.

One.

Yes.

I can go down while you go up.

Yeah, let's do that.

I think we're ready.

Wow.

I overheard a little bit of what was happening back there

and I'm excited.

Here we go.

And a three, and a two, and a one.

I'm sorry.

Dance is a sin.

Dance is a sin.

Dance is not right.

Do not dance.

No.

No.

And that's it.

Incredible move, Brennan.

Unbelievable gameplay.

And that means points for Ally and Brennan.

Ally tied with Oscar.

Unreal.

Next up, players.

I have backstage 12 suitcases

with anywhere between one and $1,000.

Tonight, one of our players will end up with a suitcase

with the middle amount of money

and take home whatever's inside.

All they have to do is answer one question.

Duh or no duh?

Introducing now, deal or no deal spokesmodel,

Adam ruins everything co-star, writer, actress,

and friend of the family, Haley Marie Norman.

Haley, thank you so much for being here.

Oh my God, Haley.

And what a flashback.

Right back into character.

You were like the fan favorites in Deal or No Deal.

Is that correct?

Okay, thank you for saying it so I didn't have to.

I am no Howie Mandel and this is no amphitheater.

Thank you for stooping to our level.

Oh, thank God.

Thank you for having me.

This is going to work a little differently

than in traditional Deal or No Deal.

Your goal is to end up with the suitcase

with the middle amount of money of the three of you.

What happens when I call upon you

is you'll pick a suitcase

and the wonderful Haley will open it up for us

and show you what's inside.

At that point, you can either keep the suitcase

in which case you're stuck with it

or you can continue to play

in which case you forfeit that suitcase.

Allie and Oscar, you're each in the lead

so it's a toss up between the two of you,

but Oscar, you are sort of the reigning champ

of the episode so I'm gonna say we will start with you.

What is the most picked suitcase?

In real life, the most picked suitcase was my case,

which was case number 25.

But we don't have a case number 25 here,

but two plus five equals seven.

I love Haley's logic and I will pick suitcase number seven.

Okay, I think this is good.

We'll find out.

750.

If I was these players, I would be shooting for 500.

I don't think you can do better than 500.

Absolutely.

It would be a bold move to stop playing now.

Absolutely, and I am not a bold person

so I'm gonna keep going.

Allie, what's it gonna be?

I am going to go for three.

Three.

Ooh, so good.

Oh my God, I feel like I'm on the actual show.

I have to do my little Deal or No Deal peek first.

Wait, I can't remember if this is gonna be right.

Oh!

I'm gonna keep playing, I'm gonna keep playing.

It won't be in the middle if it's 1000.

But it's gone.

It's all uphill from here.

Brennan, I know when you get quiet

that you're strategizing.

I'd love to go with 11, thank you.

Ooh.

Just right in a row.

Look at that, the line.

Love, love, love line.

Okay.

Okay.

250, Brennan, interesting.

You know the rest are one through $10.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep playing.

You're gonna keep playing.

We're just gonna keep playing.

Here we go, we're gonna keep it going.

Oscar.

12.

12.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh.

Get rid of it.

Don't want.

Get rid of it, gone.

By the way, can we talk about how we actually,

do you remember how to open a cage?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Allie.

I'm gonna do eight.

What's inside of number eight?

Another, okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, good.

I mean, you never know, Allie.

I gotta keep playing.

I gotta keep playing.

Wow.

Good call.

That brings us back to Brennan.

Number one, please.

Break and rank.

Okay.

What?

What?

$999.

I will be forced to continue playing.

Wow.

I'm gonna pick number six.

Oh my gosh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

25.

I'm gonna skip that, no.

Not great.

So whatever's left after this round,

if we both skip, is just we get those.

You get what you get.

I'm gonna circle back and I'm gonna go for number four.

Oh.

Oh my God.

$998.

You're diabolical.

I am.

I'm gonna keep playing.

Brennan, it sort of comes down to you in a way,

because this next decision to either keep or not keep

your suitcase will decide the game

for the other two players.

Oh my God.

Let's go ahead and open number nine, thank you.

What's in number nine?

Ooh.

$50.

$50.

We're gonna roll the dice.

I'm gonna keep playing.

Oh my gosh.

What's left for Brennan will be decided for him.

Oh my God.

I love that this is like,

cause it's giving me extra screen time, you know?

I'm glad you guys keep playing.

Oscar.

This is just a game of just like, I guess luck.

But I don't believe that.

The name of the show is Dieu or note Dieu.

Dieu is French for number two.

We haven't picked the second suitcase yet.

I'm going to pick suitcase number two.

All right.

Bailey, would you do us the honors?

Okay, so we're doing number two.

We're doing number two.

Case number two.

And for very good reason.

Okay, let's see.

This could backfire.

Oh no.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, well we don't know what the other suitcases are.

So we'll see.

That is Oscar's case.

Oh geez, good madness.

Thank you.

Ally, this game is in your hands.

All right.

I'm gonna go five.

Show us what's inside suitcase number five.

10.

Oh.

10.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

This is your 10 bucks.

Brennan, can we open it over here?

Let's do it.

Okay.

Can you bring it over to me and open it on the podium?

Okay, okay, okay.

Oh my God.

And also, okay, to be clear,

if you're gonna win,

the number has to be between 10 and 75.

Not very much money, unfortunately,

no matter how it's priced.

Okay.

Hailey, do us the honors

and show us what's inside suitcase number 10.

What?

Which means that Oscar wins.

I did it.

With $75.

Wow.

And three points for Oscar.

Yes!

A round of applause for Hailey Marie Norman, everybody,

for joining us.

Players, that brings us to the last challenge of our game

and it's a simple one.

Who will forfeit the most points?

The points as they stand now,

Ally with 15, Brennan with 12, Oscar with 18.

Decide on your number and write it down on your paddle.

The player to forfeit the middle amount of points

will not lose those points.

Other than that, there are no points

to be gained this round.

Can you pick zero?

You absolutely can.

Can you pick negative numbers?

No, no, you cannot.

I will disqualify you if you do negative points.

So you are six points behind.

We'll see.

You're six points behind, I'm three points behind.

How many points would you put down, Sam,

if you were in our positions?

I think that if I was in Oscar's position,

I would be careful about forfeiting many points

because I'm in the lead.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then there's the question, isn't there?

Which question is that?

The question at the heart of this episode.

You've made an idol of mediocrity, Sam Reich,

of trying to skate by with a half effort

and I don't stand for it.

I know what I'm putting on the paddle

and I need no collaboration.

What are you gonna do, Oscar?

Well, we don't wanna put the same number

because then-

Yeah, because then we lose.

But we know Brennan's gonna put zero.

Yeah.

He's gonna write a long speech

and at the end of it will be a zero.

Just gonna do a modest bet and hope that it works.

All right, players, let's find out your answers.

Oscar.

Yes, I have wagered three points.

Gold moves.

Ally.

Zero points.

Ah.

Zero points.

Brennan, if your answer is somewhere in between,

you win this round.

What have you wagered?

You can have my points when you pry them

from my cold, dead hands.

I would no sooner surrender my points

than I would surrender my life, my heart,

my sacred memory of all that came before.

My points tell the story of who I am,

where I've come from, and what I've done.

You shall not have my points, negative infinity.

I told you.

You dropped this.

That negative numbers would not count.

Ally, you are the winner of that challenge

with zero point sacrifice that keeps you at 15.

Oscar, sacrificing three points,

brings you down from 18 to 15.

The scores at the end of our game,

Ally with 15, Oscar with 15, Brennan with 12.

What's happening is wrong.

Putting Brennan in second place, Brennan,

you are the winner of this episode.

Brennan, come take your stance.

Silver.

Up on your pedestal.

Brennan, the king of trying just enough.

Bare minimum king.

Brennan, the king.

Oh my God.

Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.

There is nothing wrong with second place.

What the?

Your best effort is all that anyone's asking for.

And if you give your best and you come in second,

you come in third, you come in last,

it's not about winning or losing.

It's about giving it everything you've got.

Now, Sam has built a monument to devilry and chaos.

I deserve second place, I came in second.

The only crime that's been committed here

is that Oscar and Ally deserve first.

We should be applauding them for getting more points.

But in this sick rodeo,

this bizarre fucked up clown festival

that Sam's put together,

we're here celebrating what I can only describe

as the sickness at the core of America.

And I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get Sam.

Oh, that does it for us here at Game Changer.

I am your own Sam Rice,

reminding you that if you're not second, you're last.

Good night.