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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:03,550 Thank you very, very much. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, 2 00:00:03,610 --> 00:00:05,570 welcome to The Tonight Show. 3 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:08,430 That's right. We're here. You made it. Thank you. 4 00:00:09,690 --> 00:00:14,470 Well, guys, it was another absolutely freezing day here in New York City. Oh, 5 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:18,270 gosh. It was so cold, I went to LaGuardia just to be groped by the TSA. 6 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,670 Go for it. Go for it. I can't even feel anything down there. Go for it. 7 00:00:24,430 --> 00:00:26,550 If you find it, good luck. I don't know what to say. 8 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:30,000 It was so cold, I didn't Uber to work. I luged. 9 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:32,019 Seriously, 10 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:36,860 I haven't been this frozen since I watched Heated Rivalry with my 11 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:43,980 I mean, that's how... It is brutal out there. It is so cold, 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,580 Al Roker went on Hot Ones and shoved the wings down his pants. 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:47,820 I didn't know what was happening. 14 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:53,330 Let's get to some news here. Today, President Trump delivered a speech at 15 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:57,230 World Economic Forum in Switzerland, and at one point he called Greenland a 16 00:00:57,230 --> 00:00:58,230 piece of ice. 17 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:03,130 In response, the people of Greenland called Trump a piece of something else. 18 00:01:05,090 --> 00:01:07,930 And people are talking about this. 19 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:13,570 People are talking about this. 20 00:01:13,770 --> 00:01:17,430 During his speech, Trump insisted that the U .S. acquiring Greenland said that 21 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:19,170 he won't use force to get it. 22 00:01:19,590 --> 00:01:23,250 When asked how he'll get Greenland Trump stuffed two McNuggets in his cheeks and 23 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,610 said, I'm going to make them an offer they can't refuse. 24 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:31,750 I'm going to make them an offer they can't refuse. 25 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:36,810 It's an impression of some guy doing an impression. 26 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:39,590 It's like a turd ducking. 27 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:40,830 Meanwhile, 28 00:01:42,810 --> 00:01:44,510 I read that Trump ducking. 29 00:01:45,070 --> 00:01:46,070 I read that. 30 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:50,160 European leaders at the forum plan to stage an intervention with Trump about 31 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,900 desire to own Greenland. Yeah, it's the only intervention where the group tells 32 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:56,480 one person, you're giving us a drinking problem, okay? 33 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,440 You're giving us... Did you guys see this? On the way to Switzerland, Trump 34 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,540 to turn back shortly after takeoff due to a minor issue on Air Force One. 35 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,940 Oh, minor issue? 36 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,400 You mean Epstein? 37 00:02:09,740 --> 00:02:10,740 What? 38 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:12,739 Oh, no. 39 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,080 No, no, no, minor... 40 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:15,019 What's that? 41 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:18,200 No, a minor electrical issue. Oh, electrical issue. Yeah, yeah. A minor 42 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,240 electrical... I thought you meant a minor... Yeah. Okay, my bad. 43 00:02:20,460 --> 00:02:21,460 Yeah. 44 00:02:22,220 --> 00:02:23,220 No problem. 45 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,520 A minor electrical issue on Air Force One. It happened after Trump tried to 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,620 in a tanning bed and a hair dryer in at the same time. 47 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,040 More news from Switzerland. Yesterday, while giving a speech, French President 48 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,160 Emmanuel Macron wore a pair of aviators. Take a look at this. 49 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Yeah. 50 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:46,240 Yeah. Yeah, he said the reason for wearing the glasses was to cover up an 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,520 unsightly eye condition, but I don't know, it kind of sounds like he let it 52 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,060 to his head. I mean, check out this clip. 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:56,800 Business leaders, your majesties, distinguished heads of state and 54 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:03,420 cheeky babies, cool cats, dadios, dweeboys, chums, hot mommas, posers, 55 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:08,680 nerds, nerdettes, dreambots, squares, greaseballs, and foreign dignitaries. 56 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,400 Let's not all flip our lid, you dig? 57 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,720 Yeah. 58 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,890 He changed it a little bit, cut to his head. 59 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:22,310 Hey, I read that J .D. Vance and his wife, Usha, announced that they were 60 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,750 pregnant with their fourth child. 61 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,250 Yeah, that'll be nice to hear the pitter -patter of little feet around the White 62 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,630 House that aren't Marco Rubio's. 63 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:35,830 Yeah, J .D. Vance and his wife are having another baby. Well, that can be a 64 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:38,330 of work, so I've got a little advice for the vice president. 65 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,530 Having a newborn can be tough. 66 00:03:40,890 --> 00:03:44,810 When they're born, they come out screaming, you know, like... No, get 67 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:45,810 lights off! 68 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:51,830 They can be up all night, and then they're sleeping all day, you know, 69 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:52,850 This is taxpayer money. 70 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:55,910 When the president said, we're going to do foreign aid, but we're going to do 71 00:03:55,910 --> 00:04:00,090 foreign aid for countries... Of course, they can't talk, so they struggle to 72 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:02,110 communicate. You know, like... 73 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:11,280 They only speak in baby talk. You know, like... The 74 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:18,160 main focus is milk. You 75 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:22,000 know, like... Oh, 76 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:28,880 no. You always 77 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,940 know when they're, well, going to the bathroom. 78 00:04:39,660 --> 00:04:43,340 But after all that work, it's worth it when they look at you and show you love. 79 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:50,480 Kind of like... In the end, just know that one day he'll say his first 80 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,940 words. You know, like, Daddy, you're my daddy. 81 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,540 I hope that helps. 82 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:07,340 Well, switching gears, I saw that Lego just unveiled the 2 ,000 -piece Golden 83 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,340 Retriever set. 84 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:12,080 Yeah, it's perfect for anyone who's always tripping over their dog and 85 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,700 if only this were made out of Legos. 86 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,960 Well, this is going viral. The cast of Hamnet had a massive dance break to 87 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,560 Rihanna's song, We Found Love, when they wrapped production. After such an 88 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:27,820 intense, long production, I'm sure that the cast loved relieving some stress. 89 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Take a look. It's really fun. 90 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,719 Isn't that great? 91 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,520 That brings a smile to my face. 92 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:53,140 Moving on. 93 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,540 Finally, in other news, the sun is currently releasing the largest solar 94 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,580 radiation storm in over 20 years. 95 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,160 I'm sorry, years. 96 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,280 20 years. 97 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,500 Let me take that back. 98 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:09,180 In other news, the sun is currently releasing the largest solar radiation 99 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:11,060 in over 20... I just said storm. 100 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,520 All right. I'm excited. 101 00:06:16,370 --> 00:06:17,370 Let's try this again. 102 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:22,090 In other news, the sun is currently releasing the largest sonar radiation. 103 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:23,390 Oh, my God. 104 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:27,750 Oh, man, you got it, Jimmy. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Quest. Don't 105 00:06:27,810 --> 00:06:29,370 everyone. We'll cut out all this, okay? 106 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:34,090 We'll cut all this out. In other news, the skunk is... God, this is ridiculous. 107 00:06:35,030 --> 00:06:38,590 Come on, take your time, man. You can do this. Okay, okay, let's try one more 108 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,210 time. Otherwise, I'm just skipping the whole thing. 109 00:06:41,070 --> 00:06:45,010 In other news, the sun is currently releasing the largest solar radiation 110 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,630 in over 20 years. Yes! I did it! 111 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,040 Whoa. 112 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,880 She's an Oscar -winning actor who produced and stars in the new animated 113 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:56,480 Arco, which opens in New York and L .A. this Friday and in theaters everywhere 114 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,460 January 30th. Natalie Portman is here tonight. 115 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:02,800 Fun. I know. 116 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:08,820 He plays Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things. He also stars in the series 117 00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:14,660 Industry, which airs new episodes Sundays at 9 p .m. on HBO and HBO Max. 118 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,020 Heaton is joining us tonight. 119 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:24,630 And we got great music from your old Droog and Mad Lib. 120 00:08:25,710 --> 00:08:28,630 Good one. 121 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:34,690 Well, guys, according to a new survey, two out of three Americans say President 122 00:08:34,690 --> 00:08:37,789 Trump has not done enough to lower the prices of everyday goods. 123 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:41,909 Well, we wanted to find out more, so we conducted our own poll. It's time for We 124 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:42,990 Polled Three Americans. 125 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:54,130 First, we asked, what should President Trump be doing to lower prices? 126 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,710 Person one said, remove the tariffs. 127 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,530 Person two said, stabilize trade relationships. 128 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:04,150 Person three said, wow, good answer. Was I supposed to study for this? 129 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:09,750 Next, we asked, what's one everyday item that's gotten more expensive? 130 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:14,550 Person one said, eggs. Person two said, rent. Person three said, did you give 131 00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,550 them the answers? 132 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:18,930 I'll say rented eggs. Is that a thing? 133 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:24,120 Then we asked, what are you personally doing to adjust to the higher prices? 134 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,280 Person one said, cutting back on extras. 135 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,520 Person two said, budgeting more carefully. 136 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:33,280 Person three said, are person one and person two dating? They seem really 137 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,280 in. 138 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:38,740 Next we asked, do you think tariffs play a role in higher costs? 139 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:40,100 Person one said, absolutely. 140 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:44,480 Person two said, they affect the supply chain. Person three said, supply chain 141 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:48,160 tariffs, totally. I knew that. Maybe we could all three get together sometime. 142 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:52,870 Then we asked, how confident are you in your understanding of the economy? 143 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,810 Person one said, fairly confident. 144 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:56,750 Person two said, pretty confident. 145 00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,430 Person three said, I feel like if we were in a throuple, you guys could catch 146 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,430 up with some political stuff. 147 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:06,250 Person one said, definitely not. Person two said, in your dreams, pal. 148 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:09,750 Person three said, I'll take that as a maybe. My DMs are wide open if you're 149 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:12,570 sharing the slidey. There you have it. The people have spoken. 150 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:16,410 Stick around. We'll be right back with Natalie Portman, everybody. Go on! 12599