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So you're going to leave the house today?

You should really try it. I mean,

yeah, I guess it's one way, but I don't need to leave my house to get a

girlfriend. What does that mean?

It means I've already got one. You have a girlfriend?

Yeah. No way.

Yes.

Where?

I've never...

Never heard of a girlfriend?

Yeah, it's none of your business.

I mean, like, why don't you want to, like, tell people about her? Who is she?

It's none of your business.

She's, like, I'm, yeah, she's real. Like, it's an online thing.

It's an online thing, so she's not real.

She is real.

So not real.

I mean, do you, have you ever, like, seen her?

Yeah, I've seen, like,

pictures and stuff.

Like pictures and stuff?

I hate to break it to you.

You're getting catfished.

I'm not getting catfished.

Almost positive you are.

She's real. She's totally real. Okay, we talk all the time. Alright?

Because you guys talk to them, she's real. You gotta, like, see her.

Do you have a Discord?

Okay.

Listen, I'm a discord mod. Okay.

And it's, I'm like a pretty big deal on there actually. Like, so.

Yes.

Okay. And I got like kind of a little, quite a bit of power on there to be

honest. So a lot of chicks like flirt with me all the time, but.

I have, like, a girlfriend right now. I don't need to, like, leave the house.

All that stuff is a waste of time.

Leaving the house is definitely not a waste of time.

I mean, like, where are you from?

It's none of your business.

It's none of your business.

You're just going to make fun of me about it. I mean, like, I'm trying to

make fun of you right now.

Honestly, I'm worried you're... What are you doing?

Well...

Nothing. I saw that.

Saw what?

You just took a picture of my feet.

You're so weird. I'm your stepsister. Why are you taking pictures of my feet?

I'm not taking pictures of my feet. I just saw you.

No, you didn't. I'm looking at my phone. The same thing you're doing.

Let me see your phone.

No. Let me see it. No. Give me your phone.

Come on. Oh, God.

Sister, why do you have pictures of my feet like this?

That's so weird.

A prank. It was a joke.

That's gross.

What was the joke about?

It was a sequel joke. I'm not going to explain it.

So telling, Dad. That's so weird.

Don't say it.

For what?

Then you can explain the joke then.

No, hey, hey, hey, listen.

It was not like a weird...

Tell me the joke.

It's no business.

Oh, my God.

Is that where all my socks went?

I feel like six pairs of socks disappear.

Have you been stealing my socks?

No.

Come on.

Socks just don't disappear like that.

It's not me.

I don't even like feet.

Why are you pushing my feet?

Because it was a joke. It was a prank thing.

I need to explain it.

I definitely didn't steal your socks. It's super gross and strange. I would

do that. That's super gross and strange, exactly.

Like, whatever. If I don't have my socks back by, like, literally tonight, like,

I'm definitely telling Dad.

You're so fucking weird. You'll probably find them.

Yeah, I'll probably find them tonight, by tonight, or I'm telling Dad.

Cool.

It has nothing to do with me.

Excuse me?

What are you doing?

Get out of my room.

What the actual fuck is this? These are my socks.

I knew you had my socks.

Okay, just let me finish. Why are you so weird?

Let me finish. They're not just your socks. What do you mean let you finish?

me just finish. They're my socks.

They're not your socks. It's not a big deal.

What's wrong with you? Oh, my God.

Come on. I'll just take a minute.

Those are like my favorite socks.

I don't know. That's weird.

You're weird. I'm sorry.

This is why you don't have a girlfriend.

This is weird.

Why

wouldn't

you tell dad you're stealing my socks?

Now honestly, like, I should take this and I should cut the fuck off.

This is literally, you spend way too much time on the internet.

This is not right.

Please don't cut my cock off. I'm sorry.

Please, please, please.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I mean, like... I wasn't hurting anybody. You stole my socks.

You have a really big dick. You could get real girls with this. Why do you

to beat off my socks?

You like it?

You can, like, do stuff to it. I won't tell anybody.

That's so weird.

I'm just saying, like... It's like, you have huge balls, too. Like,

why don't you just, like, talk to real girls?

Because it's, like, not easy to do all the time.

Because you spend so much time on the Internet. It's just, you say hello.

You don't walk up there and go, yeah, let me put socks on my balls.

That's kind of a guess.

I did.

What do you mean, do some stuff?

Sister. Hey, little sister. What kind of big brother are you?

A bad one, I guess.

You guess?

You want me to do stuff?

Come on, like, just maybe... Why don't you just do some feet stuff?

And I swear to God, I'll never be weird ever again.

Foot stuff? You want me to, like, kick you in the balls?

No.

I should.

Yeah, probably.

You're asking me to rub my feet on your cock and you're saying that you're never

going to be pervy or disgusting again?

I find that so hard to believe.

I shouldn't be touching it.

Okay, I'm just saying, if you want to, like... Like, put my feet on it?

Yeah, it's your feet.

It's like... You won't steal my socks again?

I won't take pictures of you or your feet or anything.

I didn't take pictures of my feet.

No, I mean, like, you can't tell. This is weird.

But I swear, never do anything with my socks again.

I promise.

I don't even know how to do this thing.

Oh, I'll show you.

Oh. Like, you just put, like, some, like, glue on it.

Why do you have glue?

I use it sometimes.

With my socks?

No.

Don't move them.

Don't mess with your socks.

So just take your, like, feet.

Yeah. And, like... On it?

Yeah. And this is supposed to feel good?

Yeah.

Yeah, and then just like kind of... Like rub it?

Yeah.

It's so weird.

How does this even feel good?

It feels great.

You like this?

Yeah.

Am I supposed to like pull all over?

Yeah.

Okay. And then, like, just take this one and, like, rub it back and forth. Rub

it. And then just, like, put this one on my face. Put it on your face. Yeah.

Okay.

Have you done this before?

No, but I, like, watch videos, like, all the time.

Oh.

Or something like that.

So, like, do I rub both feet?

Yeah, so then, like, you can take, like, if it's mean, like that.

Like that?

Yeah, you gotta grip it.

This is so weird how hard you are on your feet.

My feet are, like, super nice.

They turned you on? This much?

Yes.

Oh, shit. Yeah, my eyeballs are gonna hurt.

Yeah.

your boobs out if you want.

That wasn't part of the agreement.

Yeah, but I'm not going to touch them without her. I'm just saying, like, if

want. So can I get you down faster?

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't touch. Don't even think about touching me.

You're not supposed to know that.

No.

Yes, you were.

I'm putting my skirt down.

Don't be weird.

I saw you.

No, you didn't.

You got turned on.

No. Yes, you did.

I just... Switched it a little bit. Not because of you.

It's just like... You're so big.

You have holes.

We can do, like, other stuff besides just foot stuff.

That's weird.

I'm literally...

Sister, I can't be doing stuff with you.

Why not? I mean, like, I've been telling you about this for a while.

I don't even know.

You'll probably come in, like, two seconds anyways if I touched you.

No, like, I haven't come yet, and I'm super in the heat.

I get my clothes all alone. I practice all the time. You practice all the time?

Yeah, I trickle for, like, a super long time.

But it's not like...

A real girl.

Yeah, but I'll... Come on, I swear to God.

I can make you home.

I don't think you'll make me come.

And it's not worth it if you don't make me come.

I swear to God I won't.

You swear?

I swear.

And what if you don't?

You gotta come home.

I don't know if this is going to work at all.

Holy shit.

It's so thick.

I don't know if it was big.

I need those.

Oh,

it's

super tight.

Oh yeah.

Do you think it wasn't going to be tight?

Yeah, no, it's just, it's like really, really tight.

It's like a pocket pussy thing, you know, but it's like tighter than that.

I told you that's a real hole.

What's the difference?

Okay.

It's dripping down here.

That's my butt.

Yes, it is.

Don't look at my butt. That's gay.

It's not gay.

I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I want to do it.

Okay. I'm doing it.

Sorry.

Oh, shit. Stop being a bitch and I'm not telling you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know what you're doing.

I talk to real people. I do real people things.

Thank you.

It's good.

Is it cool if I come now? What?

No. You have to make me calm.

Okay, sorry.

Come on.

You'll be fine.

I'm just kidding.

Of course you will.

I'm waiting until I come.

Ooh.

Thank you.

You look up to your hand.

I guess it's your turn.

God.

Fuck.

So big.

You're so pretty weird.

Okay, yeah, you're right.

And I wasn't bad, though. You could definitely, like, get a real girlfriend.

She'd be pretty satisfied.