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Johnny and Clara should be here any minute. Okay, cool.

You got the plates and the utensils ready?

Yeah, you cleaning the grill? Yep, got it all taken care of.

You're missing a couple spots in the center there.

I don't need it.

I'm the grill master, remember?

I know.

I think that's them.

Okay, cool. Let them in.

Come on in.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Yo, dude, what the fuck? I told you I was taking care of the meat.

Didn't my stepsister tell you?

Bro, everybody knows I'm the king of grilling here. All right, ask my

stepsister. Guys, chill.

Come on, guys. It's really not a big deal.

You can both cook.

Whatever.

You girls know nothing about grilling.

Yeah, only the alpha gets to grill, and clearly, I'm the alpha here.

Alpha? What?

Look what you brought, bro.

You can't even fit a steak in that.

Yo, this is a whole little eyeball.

Guys, chill out.

Yeah, it's a labor day. Come on, we should just have fun.

Like I said, you could both cook. That's a great idea.

So a cook -off, huh?

I'm down. No.

No bets.

No competition.

I bet you $100 I can cook a better burger than that.

Just $100?

What, are you scared?

Make it $500 then. How about that?

I got something better than money.

How about if I win?

I get to fuck your sister.

What? Yeah, right. And if I win, and I'll fucking win, I get to fuck your

sister. Oh, hell no.

Deal.

You're on, man. Let's do this.

What the fuck were you thinking?

What do you mean? I thought you liked the guy.

Yeah, but fuck him?

You're an asshole.

Well then, help me win this thing. Go distract him or something.

not believe you agreed to that competition.

What, you don't want to fuck the guy?

I mean, I kind of do, but not like this.

Look, I just need you to distract him, alright? Maybe if you suck his dick,

he'll burn the meat.

Do you think you just found me? No, no. I'm just here because I want to know

what a guy does with his meat.

Okay, let me show you.

So, you see all of this right here? You have to get the seasoning right.

I took the meat.

Oh, you're talking about this meat?

Yeah.

You like meat, huh?

Uh -huh.

See? It's not all about the size of the meat.

It's about how you season it.

You're still packing some big meat though, right?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Well, since you like meat.

I am pretty hungry.

Yeah. And sharing is caring, right? Yeah.

Okay, then fuck this competition. Let's just have some fun.

I mean, she's got a point.

You know. I mean, you were asking about my meat.

That's true.

Fuck this competition.

Whip your dick out.

Right. But you know I'm the better griller.

You wish.

I don't know.

Oh, shit.

I am Dick.

One, two, three, four.

Come on.

Now that's what I eat with my meat, baby.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Wow!

Bro, do you smell that?

Yeah, it smells like something's burnt. The hamburger!

Oh, shit, the burger! Fucking barbecue!

Oh, no, the burger!

Oh, my God, the meat!

I'm so hungry.

I cannot wait to eat. those fucking burgers.

Dang.

So, we kind of have some bad news. We burned all of these.

I thought you guys were supposed to be the grill kings.

Yeah, I'm fucking hungry. I want us to meet.

Well, I mean, we gotta meet.

It's not burgers.

Are you guys saying what I think you're saying?

Yes. Yeah.

Well, I mean, they are. packing some big meat.

Yeah. Think we should go upstairs?

I think so.

um um

um um

I don't know what to do.

um um

. . .

You okay?

Yes, it is.

him at this level

tacos on the menu too.

I don't even have to do anything. Look at her work that dick with a twerk.

I didn't even know why it goes to twerk.

Because...

You're a jerk. I was thinking about your sister. I never thought it would

actually happen.

Don't be shy. Give her a little spank, baby.

You're a bad girl.

She's fucking your brother. Spank her like she's fucking your brother, baby.

Like this.

Oh, shit. I can feel you crying.

Oh, my God.

the album.

Close your eyes. Relax.

Get under your back.

This is happening.

I can't wait

for

your brother's load.

That's gonna be big. Oh yeah.

It tastes so good. I do.

It tastes even better when I put it in your mouth.