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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:21,208 - At present, your home is not safe, 2 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,958 even when you are there. 3 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,833 So protect yourselves. 4 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:28,917 Be sure you have good locks, good security systems. 5 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:31,833 In addition, you might consider getting a watchdog. 6 00:04:32,125 --> 00:04:35,750 And I'm not necessarily talking about a large dog. 7 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,792 Any dog that can bark will make a good watchdog. 8 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,792 It can alert you and your neighbors. 9 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,750 As your police chief says, 10 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,542 "your police force is doing its utmost 11 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:51,792 "to combat this increase in home burglaries in our town. 12 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,000 "This situation is intolerable, 13 00:04:54,292 --> 00:04:56,208 "and it must be stopped." 14 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,583 And he's right. 15 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:58,917 If things continue, 16 00:04:59,208 --> 00:05:00,583 we could soon find ourselves 17 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,833 at the mercy of the criminal element. 18 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:05,958 Not only in your homes, but in your businesses, 19 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:09,583 your factories, and even in your schools. 20 00:05:09,875 --> 00:05:12,500 Not one of you is safe from these hoodlums 21 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:13,917 who are invading our homes. 22 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,125 Right now! Fast! 23 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:33,042 - C.h.o.m.p.s., 86! 24 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:44,500 All right! That was one surprised burglar. 25 00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:50,018 - In a speech to the citizens 26 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:51,625 of this fair city last night, 27 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:53,237 chief Patterson stressed the need 28 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,917 for all of us to work together 29 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:58,250 in an effort to halt the alarming rise in home burglaries. 30 00:05:58,542 --> 00:05:59,083 - Where is he? 31 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:01,135 He was supposed to be here five minutes ago. 32 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,542 - R.j., he said something unexpected delayed him. 33 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,417 - Something unexpected? 34 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,385 I don't expect anything unexpected to happen 35 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:10,167 when I call an emergency meeting, sharp! 36 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:12,559 - Of course, I told him that. - This is an emergency! 37 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,976 We are being flooded with complaints 38 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,667 that our security systems is a pushover for burglars! 39 00:06:16,958 --> 00:06:18,118 If something isn't done soon, 40 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,168 Norton security systems will be left with nothing 41 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:22,333 but a big, old-fashioned padlock! 42 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,208 On our own front door. 43 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,292 - Any dog that can bark and alert you and your neighbors 44 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,917 will make a good watchdog. 45 00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:34,500 - A watchdog! That's all we need! 46 00:06:34,792 --> 00:06:37,000 This business is already going to the dogs! 47 00:06:42,542 --> 00:06:44,375 - Keep an eye on things for me, rascal. 48 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,375 Good boy. 49 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:06,458 Hand over that bone, Turkey. 50 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,893 - Monster, come on, get out of there. 51 00:08:15,917 --> 00:08:18,500 Monster, come on. Come on, monster. Monster. 52 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:19,792 Yes, you bad boy. 53 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,143 Now, come on, why don't you go home 54 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,708 and go pick on somebody your own size? 55 00:08:26,625 --> 00:08:28,042 - Don't look at him. 56 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,625 Smart ass. 57 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:34,375 Up your poop, granny! 58 00:08:37,292 --> 00:08:38,625 Oh, rascal. 59 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,120 You just can't keep yourself out of trouble, can you? 60 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,167 Where's Brian? 61 00:08:43,417 --> 00:08:44,817 - You just missed him, Casey, dear. 62 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,542 He drove off about five minutes ago. 63 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:51,792 Bye-bye, rascal. 64 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,792 Now hurry up, muffin. 65 00:08:59,000 --> 00:08:59,708 - I was hoping to catch him 66 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,917 before he left for my father's office. 67 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:06,125 - On Sunday? Your father's upset with Brian. 68 00:09:06,417 --> 00:09:09,458 - No, he's not upset. - He's furious. 69 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,351 I'll see you later, Mrs. Flower. Thank you. 70 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:12,625 - Not at all, dear. 71 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:16,333 Isn't she a lovely girl, muffin? 72 00:09:18,042 --> 00:09:22,458 Muffin! Muffin, where are you, muffin? 73 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:31,417 Muffin! 74 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,583 Oh, you naughty girl! 75 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:38,458 How many times have I told you not to disappear like that? 76 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:39,750 Naughty girl. 77 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:43,350 - Mr. Norton, I'm sorry I'm late, but i- 78 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,958 - I'm sorry, too, foster. 79 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:48,250 Sorry I ever hired you as my security systems engineer. 80 00:09:51,917 --> 00:09:53,208 - R.j., you're just upset. 81 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,625 - You bet I'm upset! 82 00:09:54,917 --> 00:09:56,583 We're losing customers left and right! 83 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,552 - When you hired Brian right out of college, 84 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,476 it was because he was at the top of his class. 85 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,768 You hired him because he's brilliant. 86 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:03,792 He's a genius. 87 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,083 - Thanks, Ken. 88 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,500 - If he's so brilliant, how come his new security system 89 00:10:07,792 --> 00:10:09,583 is such a miserable flop? 90 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,125 - Mr. Norton, the system is fail-safe. 91 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,750 There's absolutely no way anyone can penetrate it. 92 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:17,282 Unless someone's given away the secret of its operation. 93 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:20,417 - He's right. That's why you put it in your own office. 94 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,750 Why, with this one switch activated, 95 00:10:23,042 --> 00:10:24,362 no one could get into this office 96 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,958 without setting off every alarm in the building. 97 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,958 - Okay, stay right where you are! 98 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,542 - Let go of my daughter! 99 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:31,851 - Casey, are you all right? 100 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,917 - Oh, yes, I'm not scared of these guys. 101 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:34,792 - This is an office building. 102 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:37,083 There's nothing you'd want here. 103 00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,750 - Oh, yeah? Your wallets. 104 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:42,667 Give us your wallets. Quick, the bag! 105 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:44,792 Okay. 106 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,143 - Oh, you guys, come on. - You're not gonna do this. 107 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,875 - What can you say to a man with a gun? 108 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:50,542 - How about taking off those watches and those rings? 109 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,208 Everybody empty their pockets! 110 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,500 Go ahead, have her fill up the bag. Go ahead! 111 00:10:54,792 --> 00:10:56,208 - Sure, Brooks. 112 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,250 - What do you mean, Brooks? - What did you say my name for? 113 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,792 - Oh, yeah, gee, I'm sorry, Brooks. 114 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,958 - Okay, everything goes in the sack. Go ahead. 115 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,917 And, by the way, your rings and your stuff, too. 116 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:10,792 Go ahead. Okay, sister, hand it over. 117 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,208 You heard me. Hand it over. 118 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,833 - Here. Do you want it in your hand or over your head? 119 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,292 - Casey, don't push them. 120 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,542 - Okay, folks, see? 121 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,333 Everything worked out all right. Nobody got hurt. 122 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,750 All right, now let's not blow it this time, huh, 123 00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:28,500 by somebody making a foolish move 124 00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,542 like calling the cops, huh? 125 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,393 We're gonna be right outside this door. 126 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,750 Got the door? - Got the door. 127 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:36,458 - Okay, now nobody make a move. 128 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:40,562 - Call the police! I'll lock the door. 129 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:41,875 Brooks! 130 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:43,167 - Don't anybody move! 131 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,667 Okay, you, off the phone. 132 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,500 - Casey, do like the man says. 133 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:49,250 - Okay, nobody move. You open the door. 134 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,625 Okay, now stay right where you are. 135 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,667 Nobody been hurt, so open the door! 136 00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,250 Nobody's been hurt so far. 137 00:11:56,583 --> 00:12:00,375 Okay, stay right where you are! And nobody move! 138 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,583 Okay? All right. 139 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,000 - Brooks! Brooks! 140 00:12:09,917 --> 00:12:11,083 Come on! 141 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,292 - That's it! That does it! 142 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,518 No wonder we've had so many complaints 143 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,250 about your brilliant security system! 144 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,542 If those two clowns can penetrate it, anybody can! 145 00:12:25,833 --> 00:12:26,833 You're fired, foster! 146 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,760 And that means you and your electronic junk- 147 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:29,500 - but, Mr. Norton, if you'd just give me- 148 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,792 - Dad, come on! 149 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,998 - No but, foster, and no interference there, Casey. 150 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:33,750 I should never have listened to you 151 00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,542 in the first place and hired this, this loser! 152 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,833 - Well, I guess I'd better go. 153 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:39,750 - Exactly what I had in mind! 154 00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:41,917 And you'd better go before I call the police! 155 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:42,917 Because I just might ask them 156 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,083 to put you away for our protection! 157 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,500 - Brian. Brian, wait! 158 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,625 Dad, you're making a very big mistake. 159 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:54,601 I'll have you know that Brian is just about ready 160 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,375 with a new security system that will... 161 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,042 It will be the biggest thing to hit this industry ever. 162 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:02,792 It'll knock you off your feet. 163 00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,667 - No, it won't, because I don't want to know what it is. 164 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,625 Operator, get me the police. This is an emergency. 165 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,750 - I'm gonna go talk to her. 166 00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:23,917 Look, Casey. Casey, don't worry. 167 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:24,792 I think I can help you. 168 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,917 - I don't think so. You know how stubborn my father can be. 169 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,518 - Look, if Brian's got a new system, 170 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,643 maybe I can figure out some way 171 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:31,976 of getting your father to take a look at it. 172 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,875 You know, give Brian another chance. 173 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,476 Uh, how about if we have dinner tonight 174 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,292 and we can talk about it? 175 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,708 Huh? 176 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,667 I don't think so, Ken. 177 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:41,500 Look, I'd love to, 178 00:13:41,792 --> 00:13:43,625 but I really have to go over and see Brian. 179 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:44,458 - I'd love to help you, 180 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,125 but I can't if I don't know what Brian's working on. 181 00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,000 - I don't even know what it is myself. 182 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:50,851 Look, all I know is he keeps telling me 183 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,125 it's something revolutionary. 184 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:53,697 - Okay, drive carefully. - Okay. 185 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,513 - And I'll see you later. - See you later. 186 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:56,208 - Okay, take care. - Thanks a lot 187 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,042 for trying to help. 188 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,333 - That's okay. 189 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:12,083 Uh-oh, it's her again. 190 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,417 This ought to be interestin'. 191 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:19,250 - What's up? 192 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:20,742 - My temper. That's what's up! 193 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,917 I'm furious! I'll never talk to my father again! 194 00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:24,809 - Casey, slow down, huh? - Never in 100 years! 195 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:25,458 What kind of man would fire his own future son-in-law? 196 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,750 - Casey! 197 00:14:27,542 --> 00:14:29,942 You mean you went ahead and told him we want to get married? 198 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,242 - Well, yeah, why shouldn't I? 199 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:31,875 Casey, I thought 200 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:32,708 that we had agreed not to tell your father- 201 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,833 -all right, Brian, all right. 202 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,042 I didn't tell him. But I'm going to tonight. 203 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,684 And if he tries to talk me out of this, Brian, 204 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,809 which he will, I know he will, 205 00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:40,375 because he doesn't think I'm old enough 206 00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,000 to make my own decisions... 207 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,000 Brian, please, I'm trying to... 208 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,292 Brian... 209 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,792 All right. 210 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,125 - Look, I don't think this is a very good time 211 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,542 to tell your father about our big plans. 212 00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:02,375 First of all, you know how he thinks about Ken sharp. 213 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,000 - Then let him marry Ken sharp. 214 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,018 - And now with his business going to pot 215 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,333 because my security system is malfunctioning. 216 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:10,167 - I just don't think 217 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,058 he's being very fair to you, that's all. 218 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:16,500 He isn't being unfair. System isn't working. 219 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,752 Casey, I can't for the life of me figure out why, 220 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,500 but it just isn't. 221 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,875 In fact, if it weren't 222 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,927 for this new security system I'm developing, 223 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:30,875 and the fact that he just fired me, I'd quit. 224 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:32,917 - Brian, when is this brilliant new system 225 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,417 gonna be ready, anyway, huh? 226 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:36,792 - Interested in seeing it? 227 00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,684 - Brian, it's ready, and you didn't tell me? 228 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:42,500 - I'm telling you now. It's ready enough to show you. 229 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:44,125 - Okay, so show me! 230 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,498 Hmm, I better check on what's going on. 231 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:01,958 - 49! 232 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,250 - 40 what? 233 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:09,417 - Ta-da! 234 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:14,042 Well? What do you think? 235 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,476 What do I think of what? 236 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,750 Of my revolutionary new security system. 237 00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,125 - Of rascal? 238 00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:20,792 I don't get it. 239 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,083 - You will. Watch. 240 00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:25,292 17. 241 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,083 Well? 242 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,458 Well. 243 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:46,667 Well, that's the best trained dog I've ever seen. 244 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,500 Brian, where's the new invention? 245 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:50,875 - That's it. 246 00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:52,042 - That's it? 247 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,750 Rascal is it? 248 00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,042 - Uh-uh. 249 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,625 - That's rascal. 250 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,917 Uh, Who's that, then? 251 00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,750 - My revolutionary new security system. 252 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,417 - That's his new security system. 253 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,500 Okay. 254 00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,833 Gotta get a closer look. Huh? 255 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,750 Am I seeing double? 256 00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:36,708 I don't believe it. I just don't! 257 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,250 - 48. 258 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,208 Watch this. 259 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,417 - Brian, ah, what are you doing? 260 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:56,000 - There you are. Three years of hard work. 261 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,708 You built a watchdog. 262 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,125 - Uh-uh, an electronic watchdog. 263 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:09,792 Computerized, self-activating, mobile crime deterrent 264 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,500 unlike any watchdog that ever existed. 265 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,542 - It's fantastic. I mean, this is incredible. 266 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,917 I can't believe it! 267 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,542 - Mm, neither will the burglars. 268 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,958 Take a look at this. 269 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,542 Brian. 270 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,250 - I call it my canine home protection system. 271 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,042 C.h.o.m.p.s., for short. 272 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:36,958 - C.h.o.m.p.s., huh? - Mm-hmm. 273 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,708 And c.H.O.M.P.S. Is a completely programmed security system. 274 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,417 - But what can this little dog do to a burglar? 275 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:43,708 Roll over on it? 276 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,375 - He can do a lot more than that, Casey. 277 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,667 A lot more. 278 00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,875 - But, r.J., we need something extraordinary 279 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:06,083 to turn things around for Norton security systems. 280 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,250 If Brian really has come up with a revolutionary new system, 281 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,833 we can't afford to pass it up. 282 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:12,765 - I tell you, sharp, I am not interested. 283 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,458 Who is it? 284 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,750 It's Gibbs. 285 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,000 Listen, Gibbs, I don't want to go through this again! 286 00:19:25,292 --> 00:19:26,492 I've had a very tough morning! 287 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,458 - Listen, it must be tough having your office broken into! 288 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,958 Especially when you manufacture burglar alarms! 289 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:37,125 I got the report on the police call! 290 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:38,917 - I know what you're calling about. 291 00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:42,167 And the answer is, and it always will be, no! 292 00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,792 I am not selling! 293 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,333 - Be sensible, Ralph. - You're in big trouble. 294 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,665 I know what's been happening to your newest system. 295 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,375 - Well, you are in for a big surprise, Gibbs. 296 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,333 You and everybody else 297 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,417 in this business are gonna be obsolete! 298 00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:55,750 Because what nobody knows 299 00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:57,442 is that my brilliant chief engineer 300 00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,902 has just come up with a new system 301 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,833 that is going to revolutionize the entire industry! 302 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,625 - Norton, sounds like you've stopped making security systems 303 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:08,333 and started making cock-and-bull stories. 304 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,708 - Stories, huh? 305 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,600 Well, I'm gonna put on my vice president 306 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:12,625 in charge of production. 307 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:13,792 He'll tell you. 308 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,250 - What, did you change your mind? 309 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:16,559 You're gonna bring Brian back? 310 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,125 - Not on your life, 311 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,643 but I had to have something to say to that vulture. 312 00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:21,000 Here, get on the phone. Tell him I am not bluffing. 313 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,083 - Mr. Gibbs, Norton is not bluffing. 314 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,625 - Now let him worry for a while. 315 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,875 - So, then I tried out this doberman model. 316 00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,625 - Oh, rascal, he's not gonna hurt you. 317 00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,500 What was wrong with that model? 318 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:45,912 Kept chasing cars. 319 00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:48,333 - That's too bad. - Mm. It's worse. 320 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,667 He kept catching 'em. 321 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:06,875 - Okay, pussycat, we're at the address, 322 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,750 and everything looks... 323 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:16,750 Green and clean. 324 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,333 - So that's when I decided on rascal as a model. 325 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:23,208 Because of the surprise factor. 326 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,500 - I get it. 327 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,101 Who would ever think of a little dog like that 328 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,518 of being a ferocious watchdog, right? 329 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,750 - Right. - Right, rascal? 330 00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:31,583 Brian, how can you tell them apart? 331 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:37,292 - Well, I'm proud to say, it's difficult. 332 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:44,167 - We'll 10-22 you later. 333 00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:45,458 Goodbye. 334 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,875 - Hey. 335 00:21:49,292 --> 00:21:50,458 What's all that mean? 336 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,000 - Green and clean means we're clear. 337 00:21:55,292 --> 00:22:00,083 10-22 means we'll report to him in person. 338 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:03,750 - The plot thickens. - Hey, who are those jokers? 339 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,542 - That I got. Come on. 340 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:19,125 - Now this, this is c.H.O.M.P.S.' Central control system. 341 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:35,875 This is an exact duplicate 342 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:36,875 of a canine's central nervous system, 343 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,958 but it's activated 344 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,667 by this highly sophisticated mini-computer. 345 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,375 Plus, Casey, he's got the ability 346 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,542 to reproduce any sound I care to program. 347 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,375 Now, these circuits duplicate all the five senses, 348 00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:08,851 receiving information in the form 349 00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,125 of sounds, movements and odors. 350 00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:13,101 And breaking them down into electronic impulses 351 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:17,917 that control c.H.O.M.P.S.' Super hearing, super vision, 352 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,708 including X-ray vision. 353 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:27,667 And even super strength and super speed. 354 00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:29,457 The outer shell is made up 355 00:23:29,583 --> 00:23:31,625 of virtually indestructible material 356 00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:32,917 I developed myself. 357 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,500 - Brian, you're a genius! 358 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,250 Oh, look, look. 359 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:48,542 Looks like rascal wants to play. 360 00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,684 - It's one of the few things I couldn't teach c.H.O.M.P.S. 361 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,583 But, now, on the other hand, it doesn't shed, 362 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:55,167 it doesn't require feedings or walks. 363 00:23:56,208 --> 00:23:57,917 It's a perfect watchdog. 364 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,625 - That should freak out any burglar in town. 365 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:06,917 -Mmhmm. 366 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:14,792 - Eyes right, muffin. 367 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,083 - Muffin. 368 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,560 - Best of all, he's so easy to operate. 369 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:21,375 All it takes to activate it 370 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:24,458 from house dog to watchdog is a command 21. 371 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:35,250 What's he looking at, Brian? 372 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:38,417 - Must be something outside. 373 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:00,542 - Come on! 374 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,292 Come on! 375 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,625 Come on! 376 00:25:47,125 --> 00:25:48,125 Whoa! 377 00:25:51,542 --> 00:25:55,542 Whoa! 378 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:01,875 Whoa! 379 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:12,917 Whoa! 380 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500 - C.h.o.m.p.s.! 381 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:17,625 86! 382 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:29,917 Oh, uh. 383 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,500 Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sure. 384 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,333 Well, it couldn't have been them. 385 00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:44,792 Maybe something went wrong. 386 00:26:45,875 --> 00:26:47,208 Must have been a malfunction. 387 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:49,893 Think I'd better leave him programmed for house dog 388 00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,583 until I can check out his circuitry. 389 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:59,083 - Sorry, ladies. It was a dog that made us do it. 390 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,083 - Dog? Come on. 391 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:02,667 We gotta report this. 392 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,198 Now, 12, c.H.O.M.P.S. 393 00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:15,167 - Brian? Brian, somebody was here. 394 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:16,583 It must have been a burglar! 395 00:27:16,875 --> 00:27:18,958 A real burglar! Brian, c.H.O.M.P.S. Works! 396 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:19,833 Hope you're right, Casey. 397 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:21,726 You've gotta show this to my father. 398 00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:24,150 - Casey, I can't. I haven't got all the bugs worked out yet. 399 00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:27,375 - Bugs, please, whatever. - Brian, c.H.O.M.P.S. Is terrific. 400 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,643 C.h.o.m.p.s., you're the greatest crime fighter 401 00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:31,667 in the world! 402 00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,708 Uh, looks like rascal's jealous. 403 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:37,958 - You know, that's another thing 404 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,250 I didn't program into c.H.O.M.P.S. 405 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,417 An affection response. 406 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:44,184 I think rascal has enough affection 407 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,708 for the both of them put together. 408 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,667 - There's the phone. 409 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:51,838 I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it. 410 00:27:52,042 --> 00:27:53,083 Give me a dime. 411 00:27:55,958 --> 00:27:57,333 Give me a dime! 412 00:27:57,625 --> 00:27:59,476 - Pockets have shrunk, I can't get my fingers out. 413 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,417 Would you give me this? 414 00:28:02,708 --> 00:28:04,292 There's the dime! Now give it to me! 415 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,726 - No! - I said give it to me! 416 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,750 - No, no, you promised 417 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,958 that I could make the report this time! 418 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,333 - What are you gonna tell 'em? - Dog chopped down the tree? 419 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:13,167 They're not gonna believe you. 420 00:28:13,458 --> 00:28:15,500 - It's a report, isn't it? 421 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:16,458 - Make the report. 422 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,500 Make it snappy. I'm freezing cold. 423 00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:20,792 - You got the number? 424 00:28:23,875 --> 00:28:25,667 - There's the number. - There's the number? 425 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:26,958 - Muffin? 426 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:29,875 Where does she go? 427 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,458 Who cares, you old bat? 428 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,375 - Oh, well. 429 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,875 Ooh, that whistle's blowin' my mind. 430 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,042 - C.h.o.m.p.s., what is it? 431 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,250 What's the matter? 432 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:56,833 We gotta catch him! 433 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,000 - C.h.o.m.p.s.! - C.H.O.M.P.S., 86! 86! 434 00:28:59,292 --> 00:28:59,875 - C.h.o.m.p.s. 435 00:29:00,167 --> 00:29:01,807 - Somebody says, at the sound of the tone 436 00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:04,375 I got 20 seconds to leave a message. 437 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:06,708 - Go ahead! Hurry up, you got 20 seconds! 438 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:09,500 Okay, go ahead, talk! 439 00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:12,708 - Uh, foxy 1 reporting. 440 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,500 Sir, uh, we went to the address as per instructions. 441 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:22,500 Scouting, scout, scout. 442 00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:23,792 Gesundheit. 443 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:24,875 - Thank you. - Talk! 444 00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:28,417 Hurry up, you're gonna lose the message! 445 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:29,250 You got another dime? 446 00:29:29,542 --> 00:29:30,559 No, I don't have another dime! 447 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:32,042 That was the last dime! 448 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,500 Talk, for crying out loud! 449 00:29:33,792 --> 00:29:34,851 Wait a minute! Where was I? 450 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:36,333 Where was you? Oh. 451 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:44,750 Hey, where's he off to? 452 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:53,292 It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super dog! 453 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,458 - It's her fault! 454 00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:11,625 - I don't know. That's him. 455 00:31:11,917 --> 00:31:13,250 He jumped right over my car. 456 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:24,500 There he goes. 457 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,750 I'll get him. 458 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,292 Oh, wonderful. 459 00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,458 What's he up to? 460 00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:54,792 Gee. 461 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,500 There he is! 462 00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,917 C.H.O.M.P.S.! Here, c.H.O.M.P.S.! 463 00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:09,208 - 48! 464 00:33:12,292 --> 00:33:14,292 It's one of those bugs I was talking about, Casey. 465 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:16,917 Every once in a while, c.H.O.M.P.S. Just takes off that way. 466 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:18,208 I can't figure out why. 467 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:21,292 - But you can fix it, right? 468 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,775 Brian, you've gotta show my father. 469 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 C.H.O.M.P.S., 21. 470 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,976 - Believe me, dad, you have never seen anything like this 471 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,417 in your entire life. 472 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:42,958 - I don't care, Casey. 473 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,768 I never want to have anything to do with Brian 474 00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:47,625 or any other young computer geniuses ever again. 475 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,208 Forget him and his nutty idea. 476 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,167 - It is not a nutty idea! 477 00:33:51,458 --> 00:33:53,417 - Whatever it is, it's nutty! 478 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:55,809 Sharp is the guy for you. He's the best man I've had. 479 00:33:55,833 --> 00:33:57,153 - Look, I might as well tell you. 480 00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:59,208 I've already invited Brian over here. 481 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:00,500 - Here? - Yes. 482 00:34:01,417 --> 00:34:02,601 - Goodbye. I'll sneak out before he gets here. 483 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:03,167 - Dad, stop it, dad. 484 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,708 Come on, please get back here and listen to me. 485 00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:11,833 - I'll use the back door. - No, you won't! 486 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:13,184 You're acting like a child! 487 00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,968 - Show me a child with a $5 million business 488 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,333 on the verge of bankruptcy. 489 00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:17,625 - Stay right here. 490 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,417 - Good morning, Mr. Norton. 491 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,750 - It was. 492 00:34:24,042 --> 00:34:25,208 - Dad. 493 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,167 Brian, come on in. We've been waiting for you. 494 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:29,458 Haven't we? 495 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,125 - I want you to know I am here under protest, foster. 496 00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:40,917 -And I appreciate it, Mr. Norton. 497 00:34:41,208 --> 00:34:42,768 Look, if you'll just give me half a chance 498 00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:43,333 to show you what I've- 499 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:44,333 - show me, show me. 500 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,851 I'll tell you it's a nutty idea. 501 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:46,875 Then I can go to work, 502 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,683 and you can go and collect unemployment. 503 00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:49,792 Where is it? 504 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,625 - Uh, well, sir, it's in here. 505 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:55,708 - What is it? Bells? 506 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,360 Electric eyes? An unpickable lock? 507 00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:58,625 What? 508 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,083 - Not quite. 509 00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:11,792 C.h.o.m.p.s., 21! 510 00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:18,042 - Is this a joke, foster? 511 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,375 That's your dog! 512 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:22,833 - Oh, no, sir, that's not rascal- 513 00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:25,667 - that's your revolutionary development? 514 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,250 If I've seen that dog once, I've seen it 100 times. 515 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:39,208 I'm going to be very calm about this. 516 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,000 I don't know what you're up to, 517 00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,809 but I'll give you exactly three seconds 518 00:35:42,833 --> 00:35:44,667 to get this stupid mutt off my chest! 519 00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,667 - There's a Mercedes here. 520 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,708 - And each operation of this canine home protection system, 521 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,875 c.h.o.m.p.s., for short, 522 00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:07,667 each operation is triggered by a numerical command. 523 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,417 - Oh. 524 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:10,208 You mean when I said, 525 00:36:10,500 --> 00:36:12,083 "if I've seen him once, I've seen him"- 526 00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,375 - oh! 527 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:16,625 Right, that number 528 00:36:18,417 --> 00:36:19,750 triggers his karate jump. 529 00:36:21,083 --> 00:36:23,875 - Well, dad? What do you think? 530 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,667 - It's amazing. 531 00:36:27,958 --> 00:36:30,667 But, really, what can a little dog like that do? 532 00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:33,167 Even if it's an electronic dog? 533 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:36,375 - Well, for one thing, when he's activated for watchdog, 534 00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:38,708 like he is right now, 535 00:36:38,917 --> 00:36:40,500 he can detect a prowler, a burglar 536 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:42,917 anywhere within his own property. 537 00:36:43,208 --> 00:36:46,333 His first reaction is to zero in on the suspect area. 538 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:49,375 Then his visual sensors confirm his suspect sensors. 539 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:50,208 Now... Brian. 540 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,083 That's what he's doing now. 541 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:33,833 - Brian, what's going on? 542 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,125 - Prowler, I hope. 543 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:37,083 - You'd better be right, foster. 544 00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,375 Hey, look! 545 00:37:40,292 --> 00:37:41,875 C.h.o.m.p.s. Is chasing a pickup! 546 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:45,042 - Now that's what I call an original invention. 547 00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:46,875 A dog that chases cars. 548 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,417 Let's follow him anyway. 549 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,250 - Hi, Joe. - Hi, Scott, what's happening? 550 00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:37,542 - I haven't had a decent news story in weeks. 551 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,917 Even a garage sale would be an event. 552 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:41,583 - My favorite place to shop. 553 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,833 Uh-oh, ticket time. Let's go. 554 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,792 Never mind. We're being covered. 555 00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:06,958 - Adog with a police siren built in? 556 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,292 Now that's gotta be news! Let's go, Chuck! 557 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:20,500 - Hey, step on it, will you? - The mutt's gainin' on us. 558 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,667 Hey, he's gone. We lost him. 559 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,292 It's that mutt again over there! 560 00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:46,583 - He took a shortcut! 561 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,917 - Look at him! What's he doing? 562 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:24,958 I don't believe it. 563 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:30,042 Hang on! 564 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:33,958 - Hey! 565 00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:35,208 - Get down! - Duck! 566 00:42:09,667 --> 00:42:10,958 - C.h.o.m.p.s.! 48! 567 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:14,833 Good boy. 568 00:42:15,125 --> 00:42:17,625 - Oh, Brian, this is fantastic! Dad, did I tell you? 569 00:42:17,917 --> 00:42:18,458 Did I tell you? 570 00:42:18,750 --> 00:42:20,250 - When you're right, you're right. 571 00:42:21,167 --> 00:42:21,875 - What's going on? 572 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,458 - It's that truck in there. 573 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:27,417 - Excuse me! Excuse me! 574 00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:31,875 Scott Elliott, kyol news. 575 00:42:37,708 --> 00:42:40,042 - That dog started it all! 576 00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,458 First, he pulled a Van across the road, 577 00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:44,510 then a pickup came in here without a permit, 578 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:46,542 then the battle started. 579 00:42:46,833 --> 00:42:48,833 - Did he say that dog just started this? 580 00:42:49,125 --> 00:42:52,167 - That's right. This is not just any dog. 581 00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:55,208 This is part of a new top-secret security development 582 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,833 that we are working on at Norton security systems. 583 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:01,708 - Excuse me, excuse me. - Can you explain the siren? 584 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000 - Uh... easily. 585 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:03,875 As you may know, 586 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:06,542 Norton security systems has long been a leader 587 00:43:06,833 --> 00:43:08,393 in providing security and alarm systems 588 00:43:08,625 --> 00:43:10,083 to the citizens of this city. 589 00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:13,833 - Perhaps Mr. Norton, the... - Of Norton security systems. 590 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,208 - The owner of this remarkable dog, 591 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,208 can explain just what happened. 592 00:43:19,333 --> 00:43:22,250 - Yes, indeed. Now, this is no ordinary dog. 593 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:23,083 As a matter of fact, 594 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,000 it represents an amazing new invention that we call 595 00:43:26,292 --> 00:43:28,500 the canine home protection system, c.H.O.M.P.S., 596 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:32,042 a highly sophisticated, revolutionary security system. 597 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:36,333 - Well, I'd say that dog is definitely one in a 100. 598 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,000 C.H.O.M.P.S., 86! 599 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,750 - You triggered his karate jump. 600 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:47,250 - Great dog. 601 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,833 Great dog. 602 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,292 - That should be mine. 603 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,375 - Sharp, I want you 604 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,707 to meet Norton security systems' new vice president 605 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,083 in charge of systems development. 606 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,583 - And may I add, future son-in-law. 607 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:11,375 - Um, what happened between yesterday and this morning? 608 00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:14,917 - A revolution, sharp, a revolution! 609 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,458 In one fell swoop, this young man has revolutionized 610 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:19,500 the entire security systems industry! 611 00:44:19,792 --> 00:44:21,375 - The invention is that incredible? 612 00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:22,208 Well. 613 00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,792 - Incredible? It is beyond incredible! 614 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,417 It's, it's, it's- 615 00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:27,375 - revolutionary? 616 00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:28,667 - Exactly. 617 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,768 And after the demonstration that I've arranged for tonight 618 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:33,417 at the gold key unity store, it's in the bag! 619 00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:34,375 - Well, what is it? 620 00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:35,917 - You'll see soon. 621 00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,601 Brian here's arranged a demonstration for us 622 00:44:37,625 --> 00:44:38,625 in the parking lot. 623 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:40,667 - All right. 624 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,917 I can't wait to see his face 625 00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,833 when we show him. 626 00:44:46,125 --> 00:44:47,958 It's gonna be terrific! 627 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,000 - Okay, I've set up the ladder. 628 00:44:50,292 --> 00:44:51,292 - All right. 629 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:57,333 Well, let's get started. 630 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:01,208 C.h.o.m.p.s., 21. 631 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:06,583 - That is your new super security system? 632 00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:08,958 You gotta be joking. 633 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,792 - It's no joke, sharp. 634 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,042 Believe me, that canine home protection system 635 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:16,542 is the biggest thing since the lock! 636 00:45:16,833 --> 00:45:18,059 - I think a demonstration will answer all 637 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:19,583 of your questions, Ken. 638 00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,976 Now, the first test that I've set up is to demonstrate 639 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,320 how effective c.H.O.M.P.S. Can be 640 00:45:23,417 --> 00:45:26,958 in preventing a break-in by a second story man. 641 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,750 - That little doggy is gonna stop a burglar? 642 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,875 - That's right. 643 00:45:34,083 --> 00:45:35,583 - Let me be the second story man. 644 00:45:35,875 --> 00:45:36,417 Ken, I don't think you should- 645 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,792 - no, really, I, please, I insist. 646 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:40,458 - He insists, Brian. 647 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:43,792 But. 648 00:45:46,542 --> 00:45:48,333 - Okay, I'm the burglar. So what? 649 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:53,042 - Here goes. C.H.O.M.P.S., 66. 650 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:58,958 - Hey, hey, what's he doing? 651 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,917 Hey, hold it, hey, down, boy! Down, boy! 652 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,833 Hold it, Benji! Easy, easy! 653 00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:06,125 What's he up to? 654 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,583 Hey, hold it! Hey, stop! 655 00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:08,917 Down, boy! Down, boy! 656 00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:12,500 Hold it! Come on, Brian, enough is enough! 657 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:16,208 Look out now! 658 00:46:16,500 --> 00:46:18,500 C.H.O.M.P.S., 21! 659 00:46:18,792 --> 00:46:22,208 Nice going, c.H.O.M.P.S.! 660 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,167 Now what do you think, sharp? 661 00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:31,000 - The ladder slipped. It was an accident. 662 00:46:44,667 --> 00:46:47,125 I'm sorry to have to be the one to prove it to you. 663 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,042 Look, I'm a car thief. Stop me. 664 00:46:53,250 --> 00:46:54,375 - You asked for it. 665 00:46:57,708 --> 00:46:58,958 C.h.o.m.p.s., 56. 666 00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:49,333 Are you all right? 667 00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:54,000 - Never mind that. What do you think of c.H.O.M.P.S.? 668 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,792 - I think I'd like to go home now and recover. 669 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,583 - Carl, wait till you hear this. 670 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:09,875 I found out what the revolutionary new project is. 671 00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:11,125 It's a dog. 672 00:48:11,417 --> 00:48:13,101 I know you won't believe it, but I didn't believe it myself 673 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,518 until I saw, but it can do anything. 674 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:16,583 It's electronic, but it looks absolutely real, 675 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:17,958 and it's top-secret. 676 00:48:18,250 --> 00:48:19,917 Secret? Secret, did you say? 677 00:48:20,208 --> 00:48:21,208 Sharp, you dummy! 678 00:48:21,292 --> 00:48:23,542 It's so secret, I just saw it on television! 679 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:24,333 - Television? 680 00:48:24,625 --> 00:48:26,542 - Now, look, I want that dog. 681 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:29,208 I want that dog more than I've wanted anything. 682 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:32,250 And I intend to get that dog! Do you read me? 683 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:33,542 - Yes, sir. 684 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,917 - Your partnership hangs in the balance, sharp. 685 00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:36,917 What would Norton think 686 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,792 if he found out that you were helping his competition? 687 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,792 Sabotaging his systems? Huh, sharp? 688 00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:44,667 - I'd hate to think about it. 689 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,208 Um, all right, I'll get right on it. 690 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,333 You get on it, and get it. 691 00:48:50,542 --> 00:48:51,542 - Okay. 692 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:18,917 The number. 693 00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:25,792 Flight 127 from New York 694 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,250 now arriving at gate 36. 695 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:31,417 Flight 417 to London via New York 696 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:33,917 will depart on time at gate 47. 697 00:49:35,375 --> 00:49:36,458 - Okay, listen close. 698 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,833 The system is gonna be tested at gold key unity. 699 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:40,708 Your assignment is to get it. 700 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,250 Got it? - Yeah. 701 00:49:42,542 --> 00:49:44,000 Listen, the only reason we showed up 702 00:49:44,292 --> 00:49:46,917 is to tell you that we're not showing up anymore. 703 00:49:47,208 --> 00:49:49,083 That watchdog is still guarding the system. 704 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,917 We don't want any part of it. 705 00:49:52,458 --> 00:49:55,083 - You dummies, that dog is the system! And we want it! 706 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,500 Look, you want more money, we'll double the fee. 707 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,333 - They said they'd offer us double. 708 00:50:05,542 --> 00:50:06,875 - Ask him for triple. 709 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:08,625 - Good idea. 710 00:50:08,917 --> 00:50:09,917 - Hello? 711 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:11,542 Hello? 712 00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:16,833 - My partner and I have decided we want triple. 713 00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:25,792 Flight 17. 714 00:50:29,542 --> 00:50:32,042 - You, uh, disconnected the phone. 715 00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:39,167 Give me a dime. 716 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:41,583 Give me a dime! 717 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,208 - I'm sorry, Brooks. 718 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:49,583 - Well, go get a dime. And don't attract any attention. 719 00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,375 - Okay, okay, relax. 720 00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:58,292 Flight 158 from New York 721 00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:00,333 now arriving at gate 53. 722 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,625 - What do you think you're doing? 723 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,583 - I'm tryin' to borrow a dime. 724 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:11,500 - I mean, with the mask. 725 00:51:11,792 --> 00:51:14,833 - Oh, Brooks told me not to attract attention. 726 00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:16,500 Do you have a dime? 727 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:33,583 - 10 minutes. Yeah, we got about that. 728 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,392 Get down. The coast is clear. 729 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,208 I don't want to hear a word. 730 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,708 Bring the bag. We gotta get that dog. 731 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 Come on! 732 00:52:44,250 --> 00:52:45,500 -All clear, Mr. Merkle. 733 00:52:45,792 --> 00:52:46,458 - All right. 734 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:50,583 I want you to know, I think you have lost your mind, Norton. 735 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:54,500 How can you tell me this little dog will protect my store 736 00:52:54,792 --> 00:52:58,500 when your security system and five police dogs couldn't? 737 00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:00,875 - Like I said, Jonathan, I can't tell you. 738 00:53:01,167 --> 00:53:02,167 It's top-secret. 739 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:04,218 Just remember that I personally will make up 740 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,167 any losses you might incur. 741 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:08,500 It's your money. 742 00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:11,167 - Brian, let c.H.O.M.P.S. Loose. 743 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:14,625 - Okay, c.H.O.M.P.S., your big chance. 21. 744 00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:20,934 All right, lock her up now. 745 00:53:20,958 --> 00:53:21,500 Yes, sir. 746 00:53:21,792 --> 00:53:23,434 - Foster will be monitoring this new system 747 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:24,000 from his car here, 748 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:26,172 so we'll be on top of it every minute, you see? 749 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:29,000 - All I can see is a new system for going bankrupt. 750 00:53:30,167 --> 00:53:32,208 Well, good luck. 751 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,750 You, too. - Good night, sir. 752 00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,072 This is Norton security. 753 00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:43,583 We have a gold key alarm connected at 1840 hours. 754 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:46,833 New electronic security test in effect at the same time. 755 00:54:05,750 --> 00:54:06,833 - Come on. Shh! 756 00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:38,167 - Just think, in one short day, you get your job back 757 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:41,208 and we get my father's blessing. 758 00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:45,083 - Can you believe it? - It's been quite a day. 759 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:48,917 - Mm-hmm. And we have the whole evening to ourselves. 760 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,208 - Mm. 761 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:52,667 - Um, Brian, what is this? 762 00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:55,375 - Oh, it's c.H.O.M.P.S' monitoring device. 763 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,917 I keep tabs on c.H.O.M.P.S. Wherever I go. 764 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:01,000 As long as there's no flashing or beeping, 765 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:02,667 there's no problem. 766 00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:10,708 - I hear him coming. - Yeah. 767 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,958 Shh! Don't blow it. 768 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:40,542 Got it! 769 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:43,125 - You're the best, Brooks! 770 00:57:30,458 --> 00:57:32,583 Whoa! What are these things? 771 00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:23,292 Station 24, Norton silent alarm 772 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,417 at the gold key department store. 773 00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:18,857 Okay, come on. Let's move. 774 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:20,000 Great furs. - Come on, let's go! 775 01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:12,125 - Fantastic, c.H.O.M.P.S.! - Fantastic! 776 01:01:16,625 --> 01:01:18,708 - Fur thieves. - That's right, officer. 777 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,667 And c.H.O.M.P.S. Got 'em. 778 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,042 - I wonder what that foster guy feeds that dog. 779 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:32,458 - Never mind the dog. What about us? 780 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:35,458 - Well, think of it this way, Brooks. 781 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:37,292 What more can happen to us? 782 01:01:55,167 --> 01:01:56,917 - Norton, this is Gibbs. 783 01:01:57,917 --> 01:02:00,125 Now here's my last and best offer. 784 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:02,917 I'm offering you a merger. 785 01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:05,458 - So, you heard about what happened 786 01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,542 at the gold key unity store? 787 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:08,542 Well, then you should know there's no chance 788 01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:10,500 of a merger or anything else. 789 01:02:10,792 --> 01:02:14,167 Give up, Gibbs! And pardon me while I hang up! 790 01:02:15,583 --> 01:02:16,917 How do you like that? 791 01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:18,768 The minute somebody comes up with anything great, 792 01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,432 all the world wants to get a piece of it. 793 01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,559 - Gibbs has a lot to offer. 794 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,542 Maybe a merger wouldn't be such a bad idea. 795 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:25,000 - Are you kidding? 796 01:02:28,542 --> 01:02:32,833 Besides, I've already had another offer to merge. 797 01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:33,667 - Another offer? 798 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,125 Really? Who made it? 799 01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:36,875 - Park systems! 800 01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,292 - Park systems? 801 01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:44,750 - And they came to me. - What do you think about that? 802 01:02:45,042 --> 01:02:47,167 - I think it's absolutely fantastic. 803 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:51,708 - You bet it's fantastic! - Parks systems, no less! 804 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,250 One of the biggest electronic systems conglomerates 805 01:02:54,542 --> 01:02:55,542 in the world, sharp. 806 01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:56,917 In the world! 807 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,688 Once they see c.H.O.M.P.S. In action, 808 01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:00,357 I will be able to name my own terms. 809 01:03:00,625 --> 01:03:01,167 - Yeah, we'll have to work up 810 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,958 a really spectacular demonstration. 811 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:06,333 - It's already planned and arranged for. 812 01:03:06,625 --> 01:03:07,750 - Where's it gonna be? 813 01:03:08,042 --> 01:03:11,208 - The location is top-secret. - I had to give 'em my word. 814 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,417 - Good thinking. This is one time we don't want any leaks. 815 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:18,625 - Really? 816 01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:21,583 Bye. 817 01:03:25,458 --> 01:03:26,458 - Hi, case! 818 01:03:27,458 --> 01:03:28,625 Hey! - Hi! 819 01:03:28,917 --> 01:03:29,917 - What a surprise! 820 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,184 How are you? - Ken! I'm fine. 821 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:33,250 I'm fine. Sit down. - Thank you. 822 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:35,875 Thank you. 823 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:36,708 Are you expecting Brian? 824 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,042 - Yeah. Who else? 825 01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:40,583 - No doubt about it, he's a genius. 826 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:41,500 Your father was telling me 827 01:03:41,792 --> 01:03:44,083 about the demonstration planned for park systems today. 828 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:45,417 - Yeah, isn't it exciting? 829 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:48,167 - Oh, and big, too. Big. 830 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,792 Who would ever suspect we'd hold a demonstration there? 831 01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:52,923 Using park systems' proving grounds 832 01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:54,125 has got to be impressive. 833 01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:57,197 - But, Casey, please be careful. 834 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,559 Don't go telling anyone about that. 835 01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,375 The word is tight security. That's where I come in. 836 01:04:01,667 --> 01:04:02,667 - Hi, Casey. 837 01:04:05,083 --> 01:04:06,417 Sorry I'm late. 838 01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:08,583 - Hi, Brian, don't worry about it. 839 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,125 Ken was keeping me company. 840 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:13,125 - Thanks, Ken, but, please, don't let us keep you. 841 01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:17,958 - Sure, Brian. As a matter of fact, I was just about to go. 842 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:19,250 - Wait a second, Ken. 843 01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:21,222 Why don't you stay and have lunch with us? 844 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:22,583 - Let him go, Casey. 845 01:04:22,875 --> 01:04:24,851 I'm sure that Ken has a very important luncheon date 846 01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,125 that he doesn't want to miss. 847 01:04:27,125 --> 01:04:29,917 - Oh, right, thank you for reminding me, old pal. 848 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,292 I'll see you around, case. 849 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:36,333 - What was that all about? 850 01:04:36,625 --> 01:04:37,945 - Just decided I didn't like him. 851 01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:38,875 He's a creep. 852 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:39,708 - For your information, 853 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,120 that creep had a lot of nice things to say about you. 854 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,647 I still think he's a creep. 855 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,000 - And I say you're no gentleman. 856 01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:02,708 - Can you believe it? 857 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,360 The most important day of my life, and we have an argument. 858 01:05:07,833 --> 01:05:09,125 All I said was he's a creep. 859 01:05:11,917 --> 01:05:13,000 Well, he is a creep. 860 01:05:18,042 --> 01:05:20,583 You know, except for these mysterious malfunctions, 861 01:05:20,875 --> 01:05:22,542 you don't give me trouble whatsoever. 862 01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:37,417 Maybe I should whip up an electronic Casey. 863 01:05:37,708 --> 01:05:38,958 That'd solve all my problems. 864 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:42,333 All right, listen. 865 01:05:42,625 --> 01:05:43,333 For safekeeping, I think 866 01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:45,583 I'd better leave you programmed for watchdog. 867 01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,000 C.h.o.m.p.s., 21. 868 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:07,958 For all I know, she's having lunch with him right now. 869 01:06:29,667 --> 01:06:34,583 Double trouble. 870 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:08,125 Uh-oh, dog catcher. 871 01:07:12,167 --> 01:07:15,333 What a setup. 872 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,083 Got you! 873 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,708 Bye-bye, baby. 874 01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:53,667 - What do you say, ai? How many mutts you got today? 875 01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,958 - Got a Blackjack, old buddy. 21. 876 01:08:13,792 --> 01:08:14,792 Casey? 877 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,625 - What a day, foster! What a day! 878 01:08:17,917 --> 01:08:20,167 After we do this demonstration for park systems, 879 01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:22,083 the sky's the limit! 880 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,500 I gave the office the whole day off to celebrate! 881 01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:26,542 - That's terrific, Mr. Norton. 882 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:28,250 - What's the matter, foster? 883 01:08:28,542 --> 01:08:29,542 It's c.H.O.M.P.S.! 884 01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:30,375 - No. 885 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:31,917 - He malfunctioned again. - No. 886 01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,458 - You lost him. - No. 887 01:08:34,417 --> 01:08:37,250 - He short-circuited. - No, it's Casey. 888 01:08:37,542 --> 01:08:39,309 - Casey short-circuited? - You could say she did. 889 01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:40,792 We had a misunderstanding. 890 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:41,625 - She didn't mention it to me. 891 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:42,934 - Well, it was a stupid argument. 892 01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,143 Look, I've gotta go talk to her. 893 01:08:44,167 --> 01:08:46,583 - But, but the demonstration! 894 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,250 - I've gotta see Casey first! 895 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:52,708 - Foster! The demonstration's more important! 896 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000 - Not to me, it isn't! 897 01:08:55,917 --> 01:08:56,917 I'll be right back. 898 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:03,000 - Well, I'm not waiting. 899 01:09:03,292 --> 01:09:04,476 If he thinks I'm going to sit around here 900 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,042 and twiddle my thumbs 901 01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:07,309 while a multi-million dollar contract goes down the drain, 902 01:09:07,333 --> 01:09:08,458 he is sadly mistaken. 903 01:09:10,292 --> 01:09:11,292 Ah-ha! 904 01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:19,458 Gotta handle a fortune like this very carefully. 905 01:09:19,750 --> 01:09:21,167 - Parks systems' proving ground? 906 01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:25,708 - Good. I'm gonna make it my business to be there, too. 907 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,917 - This could work for us, Carl. 908 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:30,688 - Norton has closed shop for the day. 909 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,917 The plans for c.H.O.M.P.S. Are in his safe. 910 01:09:33,208 --> 01:09:37,292 - Oh, I get it. Who needs the dog if I've got the plans? 911 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:40,167 - Right. - That's a good idea. 912 01:09:40,458 --> 01:09:43,083 With Norton at the proving ground, this should be a snap. 913 01:09:44,750 --> 01:09:46,250 Even for those two clowns 914 01:09:46,542 --> 01:09:48,833 you've got working for you. 915 01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:51,292 - I'll take care of it. - You can depend on it. 916 01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:11,667 - It's all such a silly misunderstanding, Casey. 917 01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:14,042 - Yeah, it was. I'm sorry. 918 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,250 Look, I didn't mean half the things I said. 919 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:19,458 - What about the other half? 920 01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,750 - The other half? - Mm. 921 01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:24,458 - This is the other half. 922 01:10:26,625 --> 01:10:29,500 What? 923 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,708 Your father's already gone. 924 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:32,542 I thought you said he was gonna wait for you 925 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:34,417 to go to the demonstration. 926 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:36,625 - Yeah. Maybe he took c.H.O.M.P.S. 927 01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,792 - I don't know. Why don't you find out? 928 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,708 - C.h.o.m.p.s. Is gone. 929 01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:06,208 What now? 930 01:11:06,500 --> 01:11:07,500 12! 931 01:11:08,667 --> 01:11:10,833 What's that mean? 932 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:12,875 - It is c.H.O.M.P.S. 933 01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:16,042 - Brian, if that's c.H.O.M.P.S., then my father- 934 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:16,875 - took rascal. - Yeah. 935 01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:18,768 - Casey, he can blow the whole demonstration! 936 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:19,792 - Oh, Brian. 937 01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:21,917 - C.h.o.m.p.s., 21! 938 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,292 21? Hmm. 939 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:25,875 He must be old enough to vote. 940 01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:37,917 -All right, Mr. Norton, 941 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:40,167 this is the test set up by park systems 942 01:11:40,458 --> 01:11:43,542 for your canine home protection system. 943 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,708 Out there on that concrete apron, 944 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,500 we have placed six explosive devices, 945 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,352 one in the path of each of the carriers 946 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:51,875 which I remotely control. 947 01:11:52,167 --> 01:11:55,458 But only one of the explosives is live, however. 948 01:11:56,583 --> 01:12:01,500 Now, the devices explode when this antenna is pushed over 949 01:12:02,333 --> 01:12:04,500 by the front axle of one of the carriers. 950 01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:08,542 And your dog's job will be to locate that live mine 951 01:12:08,833 --> 01:12:11,750 and move it safely out of the path of the vehicle. 952 01:12:12,042 --> 01:12:13,875 Now do you think your system can do that? 953 01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:16,375 - Norton canine home protection system can do that 954 01:12:16,667 --> 01:12:19,333 or anything else you and your engineers can dream up. 955 01:12:19,625 --> 01:12:21,583 - Okay, let's proceed. 956 01:12:21,875 --> 01:12:23,125 - Rascal better be okay. 957 01:12:23,417 --> 01:12:25,417 Let's hope they haven't started yet. 958 01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:31,917 - Okay, c.H.O.M.P.S., 21. 959 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:36,042 Come on, boy, this is your big chance. 960 01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:49,417 Maybe I got it wrong. 961 01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,708 Four? 962 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,708 14? Hey, c.H.O.M.P.S., hey. 963 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:57,000 Terrific, terrific. 964 01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,375 Watch him. He's a killer! 965 01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:06,125 That's all a part of his deceptive appearance. 966 01:13:18,208 --> 01:13:22,500 - Closed for c.H.O.M.P.S' day. 967 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:25,059 - Closed for c.H.O.M.P.S' day. Is that like mother's day? 968 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:25,750 - No, it's not like mother's day. 969 01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:28,083 - All right, all right, shut up and listen. 970 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:30,226 The plans are in Norton's safe on the third floor. 971 01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,530 I'll disconnect the alarm system 972 01:13:31,792 --> 01:13:32,851 so you can get inside the office, 973 01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:35,101 but I have to reset it so the disconnect won't register. 974 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:36,458 You got that? 975 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:37,417 - Got it. 976 01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:39,588 - Okay, when you get the plans and knock twice, 977 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,583 and I'll disconnect again. 978 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:42,875 - You can count on us. 979 01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:44,165 - Okay. Just make it fast. 980 01:13:44,417 --> 01:13:45,417 You go right up there. 981 01:13:56,792 --> 01:13:58,272 Can't you drive any faster? 982 01:13:58,458 --> 01:14:00,417 Casey, I'm going as fast as I can. 983 01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:02,542 - All right, all systems go. 984 01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:13,417 - Okay, c.H.O.M.P.S., go and get that mine! 985 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,833 Go on, c.H.O.M.P.S. Go on! 986 01:14:40,042 --> 01:14:42,833 - Sharp said the safe was behind a wood panel. 987 01:14:43,125 --> 01:14:44,125 - Wood panel? 988 01:14:45,833 --> 01:14:46,833 Wood panel. 989 01:15:01,583 --> 01:15:04,000 - If he works on numbers, something's not computing. 990 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,083 - Oh, he has plenty of time yet to find the live mine. 991 01:15:08,375 --> 01:15:10,792 He probably got a fix on it as soon as he hit the field. 992 01:15:12,292 --> 01:15:13,792 - Is that a wood panel? 993 01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:15,542 - That's a wood panel. 994 01:15:15,833 --> 01:15:17,833 He also said the button was behind the desk. 995 01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:23,625 Is this it? - Hey! 996 01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:28,583 That's it. 997 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:29,417 We did it. 998 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:30,708 Give me the stuff. 999 01:15:35,208 --> 01:15:37,000 - They gotta be in the office by now. 1000 01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,958 If your father had only waited for me. 1001 01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,250 Come on! 1002 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:20,167 - This wouldn't be some kind of a practical joke, would it? 1003 01:16:20,458 --> 01:16:22,059 - You must remember that what you're looking at 1004 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:25,375 is a revolutionary new concept in security systems. 1005 01:16:25,667 --> 01:16:27,125 C.h.o.m.p.s. Has indeed passed over 1006 01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:28,937 the first four of the dummy explosives 1007 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,875 without the slightest hesitation. 1008 01:16:31,167 --> 01:16:32,833 I promise you he will be zeroing in 1009 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,708 on that explosive any second now. 1010 01:16:37,042 --> 01:16:39,792 Magic fingers. 1011 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:42,292 Magic touch. 1012 01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:11,417 - Dad! - Mr. Norton! 1013 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:13,292 - Dad! Dad! - Mr. Norton! 1014 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,917 Mr. Norton! 1015 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,750 - Casey, foster! Glad you made it! 1016 01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:20,333 C.h.o.m.p.s. Is just zeroing in on the explosives! 1017 01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:21,833 - Explosives? 1018 01:17:22,125 --> 01:17:24,458 - Right. I had him programmed for watchdog. 1019 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:27,083 Neutralizing the explosives should be a cinch! 1020 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,917 - Rascal, stop! 1021 01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:30,250 - Rascal? 1022 01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:32,458 - C.h.o.m.p.s., 21! 1023 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,833 - How's it coming, Brooks? 1024 01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:46,833 How's it coming, Brooks? 1025 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:48,125 What'd I say? 1026 01:17:48,417 --> 01:17:50,417 - It's not what you said. 1027 01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:52,833 It's where you said it! 1028 01:17:53,125 --> 01:17:55,000 - Go! Go, boy, go! 1029 01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:21,833 - Hey! Hey! 1030 01:19:23,292 --> 01:19:23,958 Fantastic, c.H.O.M.P.S.! Fantastic! 1031 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:26,208 You're a hero! You saved rascal's life! 1032 01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:28,059 That was great, c.H.O.M.P.S.! 1033 01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:29,167 Great! You did it! 1034 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:30,667 - That dog is a menace! 1035 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:33,500 - Gibbs! What are you doing here? 1036 01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:36,500 - I keep asking myself the same question right now! 1037 01:19:36,792 --> 01:19:38,292 You were spying! 1038 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:40,333 Admit it! You were spying! 1039 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:41,625 - I wasn't spying! 1040 01:19:41,667 --> 01:19:44,333 And even if I was, it wouldn't make any difference. 1041 01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:45,625 You're a competitor! 1042 01:19:45,917 --> 01:19:47,208 - I still say you're spying! 1043 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,167 You don't know it yet, 1044 01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:50,125 but you're almost out of business! 1045 01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:52,017 - What does he mean by that, Mr. Norton? 1046 01:19:52,250 --> 01:19:52,833 - Out of business? 1047 01:19:53,125 --> 01:19:55,333 Didn't you see that fabulous demonstration? 1048 01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:57,292 - I think you better explain yourself. 1049 01:19:58,417 --> 01:20:00,792 Norton, I don't have to explain anything to you. 1050 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:03,083 Pussycat to fat cat, I've contacted my men 1051 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:06,542 and everything is going according to plan at Norton's. 1052 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:09,458 Operation plans is a cinch. Over. 1053 01:20:09,750 --> 01:20:11,542 - Operation plan? 1054 01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,125 - This thing's too tough. - We're gonna have to blow it. 1055 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,458 Where is that? 1056 01:20:24,750 --> 01:20:29,042 Would you give me this? You keep your hands off my stuff! 1057 01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:30,542 This is very delicate! 1058 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:32,958 It could blow us from here to kingdom come! 1059 01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:34,250 Set the timer. 1060 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:37,250 Pussycat to fat cat, hello? Over. 1061 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,542 - Pussycat. 1062 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,250 - Dad, they're breaking in to get the plans for c.H.O.M.P.S. 1063 01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:44,833 Call the police. Come on, Brian, we better go stop them. 1064 01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:48,208 - Fat cat, huh? 1065 01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:03,458 - We have exactly three minutes before that thing blows up. 1066 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:06,417 Three minutes! 1067 01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:09,703 Don't open the door! 1068 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:18,083 We have a 459 alarm at Norton secure... 1069 01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:21,292 Look, I know it's my own building. Just get here! 1070 01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:23,167 - Now you've done it! 1071 01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:25,750 The alarm! You were supposed to signal by knocking! 1072 01:21:26,958 --> 01:21:27,958 The window. 1073 01:21:34,708 --> 01:21:35,708 That window! 1074 01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:40,500 Climb onto that wall! Come on! 1075 01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:45,667 Hurry, Brian! 1076 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,851 - What's going on? And, sharp, what are you doing here? 1077 01:21:51,875 --> 01:21:53,417 - Brian, I'm glad you're here. 1078 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:54,208 I just stopped by the office, and the alarms went off. 1079 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,042 Something must be- 1080 01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,667 - Sharp, we gotta get out of here! 1081 01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:58,958 Excuse me. 1082 01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:07,750 - Wait a minute! You're pussycat! 1083 01:22:10,417 --> 01:22:11,583 C.h.o.m.p.s., 21! 1084 01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,208 Go! Go! 1085 01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:23,000 Go, boy! - Come on! Come on! 1086 01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:53,184 - Come on, let's see if the plans are safe. 1087 01:22:53,208 --> 01:22:54,208 - Okay. 1088 01:22:54,250 --> 01:22:56,542 - Up against the car. - Turn around. On the car! 1089 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:58,667 Lean over and spread 'em! 1090 01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,750 - Do you know today is c.H.O.M.P.S' day? 1091 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:47,042 - Casey, back! 1092 01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:11,333 - Oh! 1093 01:24:27,292 --> 01:24:28,500 Oh, Brian, poor c.H.O.M.P.S. 1094 01:24:51,458 --> 01:24:53,583 - I'm afraid it's too late for that, rascal. 1095 01:24:56,208 --> 01:24:58,083 - Brian. Brian, look at his eyes. 1096 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:02,583 - His eyes. 1097 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:08,167 His tail! 1098 01:25:09,083 --> 01:25:11,083 There's still a spark in him. 1099 01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:19,417 Casey, I didn't put that sound in his computer tapes. 1100 01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:26,083 I think, I think maybe I can... 1101 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:28,875 I can! 1102 01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:34,542 And old c.H.O.M.P.S. Is looking better than new! 1103 01:25:34,833 --> 01:25:37,250 - Well, with Gibbs and sharp out of the way, 1104 01:25:37,542 --> 01:25:39,375 we will be back to number one in no time. 1105 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:41,893 When do you think we can get into production 1106 01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:43,333 on the new system, Brian? 1107 01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:45,083 - Oh, within a month, I hope, sir. 1108 01:25:58,875 --> 01:26:00,167 49! 1109 01:26:33,792 --> 01:26:35,000 - That is incredible! 1110 01:26:36,083 --> 01:26:36,750 And I think I've solved the problem 1111 01:26:37,042 --> 01:26:38,917 with that malfunction, too, sir. 1112 01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,875 At least it hasn't shown up for a while. 1113 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,333 - Has anybody seen my muffin? 1114 01:26:48,625 --> 01:26:51,000 - Uh, no, sorry, Mrs. Fowler, I haven't. 1115 01:26:51,292 --> 01:26:54,167 - Oh, well, this dog whistle always brings her back. 1116 01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:22,458 - What's happening? 1117 01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:24,875 - A whistle. 1118 01:27:30,583 --> 01:27:32,292 That's the cause of the malfunction. 1119 01:27:33,208 --> 01:27:34,208 A whistle! 1120 01:27:39,083 --> 01:27:40,333 Hey! 1121 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:55,750 Well, I think I'd better go home now. 1122 01:28:27,917 --> 01:28:28,917 What's he up to now? 1123 01:28:56,958 --> 01:28:57,958 Oh, shit. 75533

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