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Nu-i adev�rat,
�i cultura sus�ine contrariul,
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c� singurul scop al sexului,
este procrearea.
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De asemenea,
el serve�te pentru a oferi pl�cere.
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�i natura, care este mai
�n�eleapt� dec�t cultura,
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cu scopul de a �ncuraja oamenii s�
procreeze,
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a dublat miza, cu placerea sexual�.
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F�r� ea, este practic imposibil
s� o realizezi pe prima.
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Tinto Brass:
M�R�I�OARE EROTICE
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~ G�RG�RI�A ~
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Prosopul este cel albastru,
��i aminte�ti?
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Da, da, v� mul�umesc!
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Simte-te ca �i cum
ai fi acas�.
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Dac� ai nevoie de ceva,
spune-mi.
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Bine, mul�umesc.
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Nu m-am g�ndit la asta..
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Trebuia s� fi l�sat ni�te reviste
"Playboy" la baie.
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Ei bine, poate c�... s� vedem.
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- Ce am aici...
- Femeia, Unica.. nu e bun�.
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Ce zici de asta - "Voiam s� fiu acolo"
de Giandomenico Curi. Nu face.
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"M�ini de Femeie"...
Ei bine, poate "Amica."
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O revista "Amica" ar ajuta?
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Prietena?.. Ce-i asta?
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Nu, mul�umesc.
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E firesc. Ce altceva se poate face
cu o astfel de revist�?!
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De�i con�ine unele reclame de
femei, �n lenjerie.
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Hai s� aruncam o privire.
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Nu pot face acest lucru.
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Nu pot face asta.
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Ei bine, e ceva mai mult ce pot face?
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- Nu �tiu.
- �mi pare r�u c-am cerut un lucru stupid.
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- Eu.
- Te rog.
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Au facut-o gri.
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Dar ce este? Spune-mi.
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Te �ntreb.
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- Uite, doamna...
- Spune-mi Livia.
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P�i, Livia, vezi, eu sunt pictor.
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Nu sunt faimos, dar pe aproape..
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- Pentru mine, culorile sunt totul.
- Culorile sunt via�a..
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- Eu tr�iesc prin culori.
- Fiecare situa�ie, are propria sa culoare..
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Gri-ul m� face deprimat. Asta este!
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Scuza�i-m�.
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Cine spune un colector de sperm�,
nu ar trebui s� aib� culoare?
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De ce nu a putut fi de culoare ro�ie,
roz, violet?
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Violet ar fi perfect.
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Poate c� ai dreptate.
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- �i forma ar putea fi diferit�.
- �mi pare r�u..
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Ei bine, datorit� utiliz�rii sale,
ar putea avea ceva mai mult...
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- Hai s� nu exageram.
- Nu, vreau s� spun, ceva mai.. adecvat.
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Priveste: el arat�
ca un co� de gunoi.
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- �n miniatur�. Scuze, am spus o prostie.
- Nu spune.
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Uite, so�ul t�u nu a venit �nc�.
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�i mai dau o �ans�.
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E imposibil.
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Am fost fericit s� accept invita�ia
de la so�ul t�u, s� te vizitez,
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s� vorbim, s� bem ceva �mpreun�..
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- Dar n-am avut nici o idee c� ar trebui
f�cut acest "lucru" aici: �n casa ta.
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- �i dac� am.. vopsea?!
- Pentru ce vopsea?
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- P�i, asta, desigur..
- S� vopsim recipientul?
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- S-ar putea s� te ajute.
- Haide,
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ai spus c� totul are o culoare.
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M� refeream la picturi,
nu la recipientele mici.
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- Ai spus c� gri-ul te deprim�.
- Vorbeam la figurat.
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Imagina�i-v� pictat acest lucru
�n speran�a c� �ntr-un fel... poate...
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M� simt prost.
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Vino s� vopsim.
Facem asta pentru distrac�ie.
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Trebuie s� am o cutie de vopsea,
am cumparat pentru nepoata mea,
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dar ea nu mai este aici.
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Cred c� nu e de pictur�.
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Uite aici, e nou�.
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Acum te exprimi, �i alegi o culoare -
ro�u, roz, violet, topaz.
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- ��i place verde?
- Da, dar nu tu e�ti cel care trebuie s�...
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Verde Str�lucitor este perfect.
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De ce nu faci un peisaj verde, frumos?
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De ce nu am pune un Mo� Cr�ciun,
de asemenea..
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Hei!
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Glumeam. Dar orice, dac� dore�ti.
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Desena�i o g�rg�ri��, sau poate dou�!
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00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:04,431
- Buburuzele..
- Sunt afrodisiac.
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- Buburuzele?
- Da.
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00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:09,978
N-am �tiut... Am citit undeva,
nu-mi amintesc acum.
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00:07:10,059 --> 00:07:14,129
Trebuie s� fi facut ceva
experien�e, unele teste.
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- Aici.
- �ie nu-�i place verde?
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- Nu-mi place ideea!
- Te-am jignit...
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- Ei bine, da!
- Crezi c� buburuzele m� pot excita?!
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- De ce, nu?!
- Scuza-m�,
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dar niciodat� nu m-am imaginat
�n baie, privind dup�.. buburuze!
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So�ul meu a mers s�-�i ia un
"Cuba Libre" �i a disparut!
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- Am facut destul.
- Nu �n�eleg nimic.
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Nu am nevoie de "Cuba Libre"
sau buburuze!
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Deci, spune-mi ce vrei!
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Nu �tiu, o anumit� ambian��,
un anume gen de muzic�.
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00:08:05,048 --> 00:08:07,248
Am luat-o, cu speran�a
c� nu va fi nevoie s� o folosesc.
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- Va func�iona?
- Mereu a mers.
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Vrei s� aduc sunetul �n baie?
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00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:14,226
Nu, cre�te doar volumul.
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00:09:00,438 --> 00:09:02,393
Dau drumul la muzic�?
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00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:05,426
Un moment!
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00:09:08,259 --> 00:09:10,654
Gata, d� drumul!
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B! Fa�a B!
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Fa�a B. Oh, nu!
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�IG�NCILE
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00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:21,726
Func�ioneaz�?
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00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:28,310
Merge?!
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00:10:28,988 --> 00:10:31,662
Te ajut cu ceva?
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00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:38,087
M� aju�i, daca n-ai mai
pune �ntrebari!
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00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:41,000
Vrei basul mai tare?
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00:10:41,081 --> 00:10:45,151
De ce nu �ncerci s� dansezi
ca Kim Basinger?
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00:10:46,068 --> 00:10:48,782
Ei bine, atunci ar trebui
s� merg �n bucatarie.
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00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:51,655
Nu, nu e nevoie;
�n locul �n care v� afla�i!
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00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,010
Voi privi prin gaura cheii.
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00:11:38,425 --> 00:11:40,421
Cum merge?
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00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,573
Oh, so�ul meu.
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00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:09,192
�mi pare r�u c� v� �ntrerup
petrecerea dumneavoastr�, domni�oar�.
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00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:13,263
- Vrem s� v� l�s�m
publica�ia noastr�: "Turnul de Veghe".
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00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:15,298
Noi suntem Martorii lui lehova.
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00:12:15,378 --> 00:12:19,209
�mi pare r�u, eu am treab�
�i eu nu pot pierde timpul.
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00:12:20,486 --> 00:12:22,720
Vom reveni c�nd sunte�i
mai pu�in ocupat�.
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00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:26,790
- Ar�ta un pic emo�ionat�.
- Haide jos..
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00:12:34,812 --> 00:12:37,486
Deci e �n regul�?
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00:12:37,565 --> 00:12:40,758
S-a "aprins"? Iese fumul alb?
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00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:42,714
Nu.
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00:12:43,552 --> 00:12:45,906
Deci ar trebui s� opresc muzica.
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00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,295
Da, a�a cred.
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00:13:00,232 --> 00:13:03,744
- Acum ce facem?
- C�nd am proiectat...
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00:13:03,823 --> 00:13:05,899
Ce se �nt�mpl�?
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00:13:05,978 --> 00:13:11,006
M-am excitat. E un alt fel
de emo�ie, o emo�ie artistic�.
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00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:14,279
De ce nu mi-ai spus mai �nainte;
S� relu�m!
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00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:16,833
- A fost doar un exemplu.
- Pai, dac� merge...
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00:13:16,952 --> 00:13:18,432
- Eu nu...
- Hai s� nu pierdem timpul.
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00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:19,666
Nu se �tie niciodat�.
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00:13:19,746 --> 00:13:23,258
Nu pot garanta nimic,
eu nu sunt un expert �n sperm�..
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00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:26,968
Acest lucru este evident,
altfel nu ar fi nevoie de nici un ajutor.
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- Nu am nevoie de ajutor.
- Eu de obicei o scol...
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Am �n�eles perfect. I-am spus
so�ului meu, c� nu este o idee bun�.
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00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:48,717
Nu e at�t de u�or s� ejaculezi
�n fa�a unui strain.
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00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:53,267
�i ca s� fiu sincer�,
s�-l cunosc pe donatorul de sperm�
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00:13:53,347 --> 00:13:55,382
ei bine, e un pic jenant �i pentru mine...
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00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:57,936
chiar dac� par relaxat�.
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00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:40,236
- Sunt aproape gata.
- Mai e pu�in,
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00:14:40,316 --> 00:14:42,431
dar cred c� voi reu�i.
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00:14:45,144 --> 00:14:48,018
- Colector-ul!
- Mul�umesc.
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00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,572
- Noroc.
- Mul�umesc!
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00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,654
Deci? Este semnalul de fum alb?
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00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,600
Nu, negru.
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00:15:26,247 --> 00:15:29,799
Nu pot s� cred.
Trebuie s� fie o cale!
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00:15:29,919 --> 00:15:34,628
- Nu mai �tiu nimic.
- Trebuie s� existe o cale de a face...
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00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:37,461
de a plasa �n colector..
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00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:42,010
- Veronique!
- E prietena ta?
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00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:44,683
Nu, dar ar putea ajuta, cu acest lucru.
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00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:46,759
�mi pare r�u, dar nu �n�eleg.
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00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,032
- E un 89-89.
- Un 89-89.
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00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:51,351
Vrei sa spui un Telefon Erotic.
153
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:55,055
Stralucit� idee!
De ce n-ai zis mai �nainte? Suna�i-o!
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00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:57,533
Nu pot. Ea nu lucreaz�
�nainte de miezul nop�ii.
155
00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:02,881
Ce se �nt�mpl� dac� joc eu, rolul ei?
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00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:07,150
Tu? Dar �tii cum s� faci?
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00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:11,301
Ei bine, am �nv��at un truc sau dou�
pe la televizor. Uite aici.
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00:16:13,855 --> 00:16:15,611
Vino cu mine.
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00:16:34,406 --> 00:16:37,719
Bun� ziua, care e numele t�u?
160
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:40,034
Numele meu este Ilario.
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00:16:40,113 --> 00:16:45,021
- C�t timp am pierdut, f�r� s� ne cunoa�tem.
- Unde e�ti?
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00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,613
Nu-�i pot spune.
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00:16:49,571 --> 00:16:52,284
E�ti gata pentru o alt� sear� s�lbatic�?
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00:16:55,357 --> 00:16:57,672
Tu e�ti?
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00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:02,232
Las�-m� s� te ghidez.
Voi avea grija de tot.
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00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:04,774
Pur �i simplu tu te relaxezi.
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00:17:04,895 --> 00:17:07,010
Voi face ORICE.
168
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:11,799
- �nchide ochii. Relaxeaz�-te.
- G�nde�te-te la mine.
169
00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:17,465
Sunt complet goal� �n pat
�i te voi face s� plute�ti..
170
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,322
E �ntr-adevar mare p�cat c�
nu e�ti aici, cu mine.
171
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:33,148
Port o pereche de ciorapi sexy,
�i-ar pl�cea foarte mult.
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00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:37,458
Las�-m� s� aud vocea ta, haide.
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00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,610
Haide, pu�tiule r�sf��at, te bagi?
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00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,483
�tiu c� vrei.
175
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:47,035
Spune-mi unde e�ti.. Unde e�ti?
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00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,373
Sunt aici.
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Ei bine?
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00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,636
Nu pot.
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00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,779
Nu conteaz�.
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00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:47,812
I-am spus so�ului meu
c� nu va func�iona.
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00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,826
Poate c� e vina mea.
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00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:03,215
Nu, nu e vina ta.
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00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,656
- At�t de multe s-au �nt�mplat ast�zi..
- A fost iad..
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00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:42,403
Nu e ca �i un comutator:
Pornit/Oprit
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00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:45,555
�nauntru �i afar�.
186
00:19:45,636 --> 00:19:48,229
Sper s� nu dau vre-un
scurt-circuit!
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00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,940
Sper s� mearg� din nou.
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00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,974
Sper!
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00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:57,128
Nu �tiu ce s� fac.
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00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,517
Mi-e fric�. Ajuta�i-m�.
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00:20:04,711 --> 00:20:07,304
Nu acolo, �n scaun!
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- Cum?
- Ai spus, c� la baie te deprim�.
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00:20:10,058 --> 00:20:14,646
- Nu pot s� o fac, fa�� �n fa��.
- Nu m� voi uita. Tu doar f�-o!
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00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:24,982
Esti nebun� �i eu �nc� �i mai nebun.
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00:20:25,102 --> 00:20:27,257
Nu pierde concentrarea.
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00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:29,172
Nu pierd!
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- Nu pot s-o fac. Nu pot.
- Las�-m� s� o fac eu.
198
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:35,158
- Ce faci?
- La r�zboi, ca la r�zboi.
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00:20:35,239 --> 00:20:39,548
- Ce se �nt�mpl� dac� so�ul t�u vine �napoi?
- E la "Cuba". E o chestiune de principiu.
200
00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:42,701
- Pot primi Collector-ul?
- Te rog.
201
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,935
E a�a de greu?
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00:20:47,569 --> 00:20:49,604
- A c�zut.
- Pot s�-l v�d.
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00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:52,517
- Urmeaza-m�.
- Crezi c� e un comutator?
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00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:55,510
- Doar urmeaz�-m�.
- Nu-�i pierde concentrarea..
205
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:58,303
- Nu sunt..
- Ba, e�ti, eu pot spune.
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00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:01,776
- Nu se deschide.
- Am nevoie de putere acolo.
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00:21:03,213 --> 00:21:06,604
- Iat�-ne!
- Da, dar aici nu sunt gata.
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00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,555
- Ce faci?
- Eu te ajut.
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00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:13,747
- Tu �ii colector-ul.
- Bine.
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- A c�zut din nou.
- Pot s�-l v�d.
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- Du-te s�-l iei.
- Da. Scuz�-m�..
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Iat�-ne. Ai grij�. Acum!
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Haide. Suntem aproape ACOLO.
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- Da, pot sim�i!
- Haide, haide!
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