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This holiday season, two families will come together for the first time. Dad!

Father! I just happen to have some baby kids.

That's a lot.

You guys ready to go shower?

Yeah, no, we're good now. What are you doing in here?

Thank you, brother.

Oh, my God.

That's the last Black Friday I'm ever going to wear.

Uh, blame you, man. Pure chaos.

What's been... God, dealing with these people. It's just... I'm so stressed

I can't wait to get home.

The mall can be hell.

Yeah, true.

Oh, uh, excuse me a minute. We actually close in five minutes.

Oh, but can I just have, like, ten minutes in here? Please, I'll be quick.

Ten? We close in five.

Yeah, but it's just me. I'm the only person in the store. I mean, it's... You

have a lot of stuff.

We actually don't have that much. I mean, it's Black Friday. It's mostly pig

food, but, you know what I mean? That's even more of a reason why I shouldn't

have those ten minutes. Please.

Five minutes, but, yeah, as long as you're out by the time we leave the

Okay, I got this.

Excuse me, miss. Did you want to try those on?

Yeah, actually, I'll probably buy it. I love it so much. Here, you can just run

my card while I try it on.

Okay, yeah, I'll do that. Thank you.

Excuse me, miss.

Yeah? Yeah, I've been trying your card multiple times, and it's not going

through. Oh, well, did you put the numbers in and everything? Yeah, I did

manually. I tried swiping it. I tried tapping it. I tried inserting it. It's

going through.

Um, just one more time. Just a triple check, please. Just check.

I mean... I've been using it all day, so I know, you know, it can get a little

hectic at the bank.

Maybe I'll call the other manager and see if they can think of something.

Yes, please. Thank you.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

What? What the fuck?

Uh, you're clearly trying to steal.

No, what are you, what the fuck makes you think I'm trying to steal it?

you're putting your clothes on over our clothes. Well, yes, it's lingerie. You

have to try it under the, literally what lingerie is meant to be. You're trying

to walk out with it. Your card's declining.

You're trying to steal.

No, I'm not. I'm literally trying it on. You have no proof of me trying to steal

it. You have your clothes on over, all right. Look, miss, we're going to have

call the police.

All right.

No, why, why, why? No, I don't, I just. Please, I don't want any trouble,

please. We know what you're doing. We have to call the cops.

We have you on video.

You're clearly trying to walk out with it. No, I can still pay for it. Let me

call my brother. I can call my brother.

He'll send me some cash.

I promise.

We don't even have to go through that. Your brother?

Yeah. All right, one call.

I will. If you can pay for it, we won't call the cops. I got you.

I promise.

Okay, we'll see about that.

Sage.

Hey. Where are you at?

Do you have some cash I can borrow?

What? They think I'm stealing, Sage?

What the f - what?

Dude, this is why everyone thinks you're a fucking loo - No, no, no, no. Okay,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, you know, you know, you're my wonderful, handsome, best brother ever.

Please, Sage, please.

We're going to take your stuff here.

Here you go.

Oh, wait a second. Look at this.

What?

No tags on anything.

No, no, no. Lookie here.

He's planning on taking all that, too?

Mm -hmm. I bought all of this. Oh, sure you did. You know how I told you I've

been swiping my card all day? Yeah, that keeps getting declined.

Well, they're expensive stuff.

I spent a lot of fucking money, and then now you're just dumping it on the

floor. Stop taking it! I don't need your story. That's our closing. We're

calling the cops.

Look, miss, and before we do that, we're actually going to have to administer a

full cavity search.

A full cavity search? Yeah. Well, you've got our merchandise on under your

clothes, so we have to strip search you and make sure you don't have anything

else. You don't have a female guard or something?

We don't. Malt clothes.

Yeah. This is protocol.

So step up. Come on. No.

Come on.

Come with us. Right here.

I'm going to have to strip search you.

Why? What the fuck? Make sure you don't have any other merchandise. There's a

female officer on here. There's nothing going on here. There we go.

Okay.

See? Nothing under there. Nothing. Nope. How about under here? Don't even have

to check under there.

See?

Step out of it, buddy. Oh, my God.

Okay.

Just spin. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.

Okay. Okay.

Nothing. Can I go now?

Nope. I'm not finished yet.

We have some other stuff we need to take. Come over here.

What?

Gotta do a cavity search.

You might have something up there.

Dude, what?

Oh, this is vitally here. Here we go.

Oh, I'm gonna make sure you guys get...

Fucking fired. You're the thief here. You want to call the cops? Call the

Let's open that up.

Shit. Make sure there's nothing in there.

Okay.

Oh, you got hurt. Nice and pink. Okay.

Yeah, I'm going to get you fired. You might be good. You might be all right.

What the fuck are you doing? Oh, my God.

Oh, I'm calling corporate.

Oh, my God.

No, no, you're not. You're not.

Oh, what are you doing?

Get to the bottom of this. See what's going on.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Some light in there. Good chance you got something in there.

Spread it open fully. Make sure we can see in there.

There we go.

You should probably take a closer look. Get inside there.

See if there's anything in there.

Oh. I'm going to get you guys fired.

Why don't you call the cops?

See what happens.

You're the criminal here, not us.

Hang on.

I don't know anything so far, but... Oh, shit.

There's nothing in there. Hang on.

Gotta make sure.

Nothing so far. Okay, yeah, keep checking.

A little deeper.

A little deeper.

This one's up to no good, so... You're all the way in there, there's nothing.

Sure. Sure thing.

She might be good, but we just have to make sure.

Pretty sure there's nothing in there. Yeah.

Got it figured out? I think so.

All right, well, we might have to run this lady through a couple more steps

before we let her go.

What fucking... Come here.

What fucking steps? Get down on your knees.

If you don't want to get in trouble, you're going to have to do something for

us.

Do something.

If you suck our dicks, we won't call the cops.

That's right.

You guys are fucking wrong as fuck.

What are you... Do you want to get in trouble? This is fucking ridiculous.

It'll be alright.

Just suck these dicks, okay? Like a good girl.

Get you taken care of. Make sure you're alright.

That's good.

There you go.

That's pretty good at that, you know.

Might be alright today.

Wow,

that's a good fucking girl.

Oh yeah, let that fucking spit out.

Wow.

Wow.

I'm fucking impressed, I'm not going to lie.

That's right, keep twisting that fucking cock in your hand.

That's right, keep twisting that fucking cock in your hand.

Back and forth.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Not if you do everything we say. Oh, yeah.

Yes,

there we go. There we go, just like that.

Oh. Oh, yes, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Keep looking at those dicks like that and you're not going to get in any

trouble. We're going to take care of it. We're going to fucking take care of it.

Might have to take another look at that pussy pretty soon. Yeah.

But this time there's a fucking dick inside there.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Do you want to take the sticks?

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, my

God.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck!

How's that fucking pussy, huh? Oh, it's so fucking good. Fuck!

Well, there's a turn with that soon, huh? Yeah.

Right there, right there.

Right there.

Fucking massive. Good fucking girl.

Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

So fucking good. Yeah. Good girl with more balls.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nasty. Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Don't stop looking at those balls.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I think we should turn this fucking girl around.

Look, stick your ass out. This is fucking crazy.

Oh, my God.

Boy, you got yourself into this.

Mm -hmm. Whatever.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, you're not done until we say you're done.

Oh,

my God.

Yes, squeeze it.

Squeeze it.

Good girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Good girl. Good girl. Just like that.

Such a fucking slut.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

So good to watch.

Oh, my God. Yeah, chill, honey.

Yeah.

Yeah,

keep going. Yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. You guys are fucking insane. What the fuck?

That's not enough?

Oh, never enough. Oh, shit.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

yeah,

right, I like that. Fuck this, right?

Fuck.

Oh.

Shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck off.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

No, no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah, work that out.

Yeah. Oh,

so good.

Oh, so good.

Get right back in there. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

my

God.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

You gonna make this go right one more time?

Or are we gonna cover her face and cum?

Yeah. I hope she needs to ride mine.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Right there.

There you go, there you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna get in trouble if you take it. You're a good

fucking girl.

Please, please, please, please, please.

Are you ready to get her down there? Yeah, I'm so ready for it.

I'm so fucking ready. Get down there, get down there, get down there.

That's right.

Complete the promise and I won't be in trouble.

Well, I think you paid your dues.

I did?

Yeah. I can go?

If you promise not to steal anything, I'll give you your card back.

I promise. I think you promised.

Alright. Now, take this.

Thank you. Get your shit.

Get out of here. Get out of here. I'm going to.

She'll never know. The chick is so fucking hot.

That was a good setup. That was a good setup, man.

Yep,

credit card decline works every time.

Should find someone else hot to do it to tomorrow.

Okay. All right, man. Deal.

One big happy family.

Oh, daddy.

See you, uh...

quiet and all the things. No stealing in this house. Get undressed right now.

How about you guys start fingering your sister?

I don't care. Do it.

Look at it.

This is love.