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Somebody tell Hillary to stop taking the bait every time they bring up the

email.

It's embarrassing.

You know, back when I was president, no one pushed me around like this.

Yeah, two terms, baby.

Two terms.

Well...

Well, I have no idea where Mrs. Drumpf is. You think I keep track of all the

beautiful women in this country?

I don't got that kind of power anymore.

Well, Dave, I tell you what.

I got to get going now. I got something going on. So, okay.

All right.

You take care.

I saw you like it, Mr. President.

I haven't been this hard since the last time I was in the Oval Office.

My pussy has not been that wet since I married him.

Yeah,

take care of the Commonwealth too, not just the mainland, baby.

Oh, yeah.

They taste in charge, don't they?

It's so fucking big.

Do you think I can take it to both in my mouth?

Oh, fuck.

I've heard my balls are bigger than the deficit.

I'm proud of that.

I think I'm going to bring that to dinner for my husband.

He thinks it's going to last.

I hope he does.

Not often somebody gets to drag around the leader of the free world

all right i can do rough i can do

Oh, my.

You like those big toots? I

do. Yeah?

You are one fine, important... I'm going to kick it in your face, Mr. President.

Does your wife do that to you?

Hillary? No, no, no.

Yeah, I think she is your wife, no?

On the TV, maybe.

She never does that to you, Mr. President.

Oh, my.

Oh there you go.

It's not called global warming there.

Climate change is real.

Well things can even get warmer.

And when the planet is getting warmer, it's also getting more wet.

Oh, it certainly is.

Yeah, you're going to do something for that, Mr. President.

Have a little missile crashes here, aren't we?

Oh, fucking nice caca.

Rubbing through there, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

That is diplomacy.

Let's get this baby.

Oh, I'm so pleased he's done. He could even smoke the shit.

Bring that leg up there.

I'm on my way around the desk.

Yeah.

Such nice hair. Nice fucking real hair. You have no idea.

100 % natural American hair there.

Put that fucking president tongue in my ass.

that foreign policy that oh yeah you're putting a mission inside

truthfully.

Your pain girl Oh

Don't put it on. You're doing so fucking good.

since Condoleezza.

fuck my butt every day.

That's a tall order, miss.

That's a young, white bitch to win.

Well, at least you'd have plenty of time for this, then. Yes.

Yes. I guess if old Pantsuit was in office, there

wouldn't be plenty of people looking at me.

yeah like that yeah you like to put me in my pussy and in my ass

We're going to shake them.

Oh,

my God, Mr. President.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, God.

You know, my husband, he cannot even get hard enough to fuck in my ass. He has

to do only my pussy.

Oh, we'll take care of that for you, baby.

Okay. Yeah, Mr. President. I'll be your president.

Big balls

Mr. President.

I'll show you.

I'm going to stick my presidential rod right between those big boobies.

I'm going to fuck those big tits.

Mr. President.

You're fucking those big tits.

Yeah.

Oh, Mr. President, what are you doing?

You're deliberating between your breath there.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sure we can all work together.

Oh, fuck. I love it.

Yeah.

Let me see that tongue reach.

Fuck, yeah.

Let me suck it up. Let me suck it up.

Very good.

put your mouth right back up on me oh fuck yeah

Did you write your cup, Mr. Fizzy? Yes, I did.

You're going to put it to my ass?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Come again.

They come in United States to get fucked in the ass.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, because we like that.

I'm too modest for that.

Or am I?

like what you're doing.

Just keep it between me and you.

My fellow Americans.

This afternoon, in this office, on this very desk, I did

have sexual relations with a very special woman.

I did.

Not only did I have relations inside of her vagina, but also...

In the back door?

I certainly did in the back door.

I haven't had ass like this since before I met my wife.

That's a long time.

And I'd do it again, America, I would.

What do you say we go out and get some chicken wings?

It's a good place down the street.

Take care, America.

Yes, ma 'am.