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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:51,630 Good evening, and welcome back to the 2016 presidential debate. 2 00:00:52,210 --> 00:00:57,310 Representing the Republican Party is billionaire real estate mogul and 3 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,410 television star Donald Drumpf. 4 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:13,150 Representing the Democratic Party is former New York Senator and Secretary of 5 00:01:13,150 --> 00:01:14,610 State Hillary Clayton. 6 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:29,110 As previously stated, each party will have 30 seconds to respond and 30 7 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:31,730 for rebuttal. Mr. Drumpf, the floor is yours. 8 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,130 I will build a wall. 9 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:38,830 It'll be a beautiful wall. 10 00:01:40,150 --> 00:01:41,410 And Mexico? 11 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:44,550 Mexico will pay for it. 12 00:01:49,970 --> 00:01:51,870 There he goes. 13 00:01:54,119 --> 00:02:00,740 This is the same divisive rhetoric that is tearing 14 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:03,220 our good country apart. 15 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:11,280 That is not what our country needs. And when I am voted president 16 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:17,600 of this United States, that is not what my presidency will be about. 17 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:28,510 America never wins anymore. 18 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:30,950 I mean, let's face it. 19 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:36,630 I've got a lot of friends in China. I was in China last week. I was having dim 20 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:40,330 sum. I love China. China's great. I have tons of friends. 21 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:42,530 But my opponent over here? 22 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:45,710 She couldn't care less. 23 00:02:47,730 --> 00:02:48,730 Excuse me. 24 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:51,010 I care. 25 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,570 I care. 26 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,260 I know that I care. 27 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:02,520 And the American people know that I care. 28 00:03:08,340 --> 00:03:12,060 How can she be president? I mean, really now. Come on. 29 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:13,700 Look at her. 30 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,220 Look at that face. 31 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 What? 32 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,440 What? 33 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,480 Did I say something wrong? I mean, listen, listen. 34 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:31,260 Listen, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I am. I'm nice. People like me. 35 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:37,320 Is anyone surprised by what this rude, 36 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:44,340 ignorant, and I'll say it, short -fingered 37 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:46,300 Bulgarian says? 38 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,060 Excuse me. I mean. 39 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,880 Excuse me. We have seen it over. 40 00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:59,080 and over and over again throughout this election cycle. 41 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:05,160 Excuse me. I mean, really, really, look at these hands. 42 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,720 Do they look small to you? 43 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,520 Look at these hands. 44 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:17,760 The American people, Donald, know that you do indeed have 45 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,700 small hands. 46 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:28,430 And you know what the American people say about men who have small hands. 47 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,190 No. 48 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:35,030 No, I don't. I'm curious. 49 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:42,590 What is it that they say, Hillary? What is it they say about men with small 50 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:44,630 hands? I'll tell you. 51 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:48,410 America. 52 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:56,730 America says that men who have small hands 53 00:04:56,730 --> 00:05:00,830 have small penises. 54 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,930 Is that so? 55 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:12,890 Excuse me, moderator. Is he allowed to do this? 56 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:16,990 Mr. Dunn, please. You're going to have to return to your podium. 57 00:05:17,390 --> 00:05:18,390 No, no, no. 58 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:19,590 It's okay. 59 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,180 I'm going to make her eat her words. 60 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,700 What do you think of this, huh, Hillary? 61 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,140 What do you think? 62 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:35,400 For God's sake, Donald, get a hold of yourself. 63 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:39,040 Mr. Drumpf, put your goddamn cock away. 64 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:45,120 You see, folks, she's a prude. There's zero interest. 65 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,600 Zero, I tell you. Zero interest in the cock. 66 00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:50,060 Mr. Drumpf? 67 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:54,090 Secretary Clayton, you are both going to need to calm down. 68 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:55,730 Is that what you think, Donald? 69 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:58,990 Is that what you think? 70 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:04,270 See, folks, she has zero interest in the cock. 71 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:05,490 You know what it is? 72 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:06,970 She hates men. 73 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:14,010 You think I'm afraid of dick? 74 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:19,370 I have had more dick. 75 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:26,970 in more countries than any other Secretary of State this fine United 76 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,370 States of America has ever had. 77 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,230 Oh, really? 78 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:42,770 I don't believe that for one bit. I mean, really. You won't even look at my 79 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,550 cock. I mean, look at my cock. 80 00:06:44,850 --> 00:06:45,950 It's magnificent. 81 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:47,649 Look at it. 82 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,870 You don't see cock like this every day. 83 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:53,690 I mean, my friends from all over the world, they can't wait to see my cock. 84 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:58,230 Every time I sit down, they say, Donald, Donald, pull it out. Let's take a look 85 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,230 at your cock. 86 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:00,870 It's magnificent. It's one of a kind. 87 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:02,990 I mean, people, they always want to see my cock. 88 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:04,650 It's ridiculous. 89 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:05,730 So I'll tell you what. 90 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:07,930 Honestly, take a look at it. 91 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,250 Treat yourself. 92 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:17,600 I'm going to do more for the American people than just look at your cock. 93 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,700 That's right. 94 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:27,460 That's right. Today, I'm going to dick that cock in my mouth. 95 00:08:10,599 --> 00:08:12,940 Put those softball hands on there. 96 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:17,140 Don't be ridiculous. I play lacrosse. 97 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,580 We know. We know. 98 00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,870 Oh, suck your balls from America. 99 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:25,520 I'll take it. 100 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,640 I'll take one for the American people. 101 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:29,620 I will win this debate. 102 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:41,190 Wow. 103 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:19,550 um um um 104 00:10:51,410 --> 00:10:54,010 Oh, I thought you were a woman here. 105 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:58,050 Why don't you fuck your face, my face, like you are and show me. 106 00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,910 This country was built on hardworking people. 107 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,810 And that's what I stand for. 108 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,460 That's how you're going to beat your opponent? 109 00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,960 I think Americans know the hard -working president when they see one. 110 00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:27,980 Thank you. 111 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:57,180 Is this all you're good for, just standing around, letting other people do 112 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:58,180 work for you? 113 00:12:58,340 --> 00:12:59,340 See this, America? 114 00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:08,480 You know, Hillary, I see you like to talk, but words are difficult from you. 115 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:09,500 know, I'm highly educated. 116 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,160 I went to the best Ivy League schools. 117 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,520 You don't know as many words as I do. I'm good with words. 118 00:13:16,980 --> 00:13:19,480 Words are what I do. I do words. I'm a word man. 119 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:36,250 Now, we'll see who the very best 120 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,310 candidate is. 121 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:41,070 America's seen how I suck cock. 122 00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:42,970 Let's see how you eat some pussy. 123 00:13:49,150 --> 00:13:51,670 Oh man, how did my pussy come from America? 124 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:56,430 Oh yeah. 125 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,329 Not bad. 126 00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:10,650 You don't want to put your head on the ground. I'm afraid your weave will fall 127 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:11,650 off. 128 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:17,330 I assure you, my hair is 100 % real. Oh, really? 129 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:20,430 I just run my fingers through it. What do you think of that? 130 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,080 Tastes like victory, doesn't it? 131 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,780 to get your face gloppy. 132 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,480 Oh, how about this? 133 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:12,500 Oh, yeah. 134 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,260 I'll put you to work. 135 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,000 Oh, yeah. 136 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,040 Oh. 137 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,180 Oh, yeah. 138 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,580 Yeah, that's what Mrs. Clayton needs. 139 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,100 Oh. 140 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,500 One way to shut up, Donald. 141 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:40,100 Nice, democratic, Clintonist face. 142 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,100 Let's see how hard you'll work for your country. 143 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:03,540 Oh, yeah. 144 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,280 See, this is called multitasking. 145 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,580 An amazing quality in your leader. 146 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,700 Oh, yes. 147 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:45,839 Oh, yeah. 148 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, yeah. 149 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,240 Yes, I'm not going to ask that. 150 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:56,760 Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you speak that. 151 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,280 Oh, yeah, I make the Republican Party proud. 152 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,760 And how amazing it looks in my pantsuits. 153 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:51,480 Let's see if I can put that nice cock to work. 154 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,300 Yeah. 155 00:17:56,800 --> 00:18:00,880 Oh, yeah. 156 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,000 Oh, yeah. 157 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,990 figure to the American people. 158 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,290 Let them really know what they're voting for. 159 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:42,470 Oh yeah, for a fucking candidate who's ready to work hard for her people. 160 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,240 I'm going to work it for you. 161 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,300 Nice and fucking slow. 162 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:39,700 Oh, yes. 163 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,260 Oh, yes. 164 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,560 Oh, yes. 165 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:53,960 Show the American people what you're made of. 166 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,740 Oh, yes. 167 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,240 Oh, fuck. 168 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:10,370 I don't have to stare at your face. 169 00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:03,300 country no matter where they're from. 170 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:11,910 Oh, I got a lot of money. 171 00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:14,050 I can hire someone to smack you. 172 00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:19,270 That's because you don't know how to do the work yourself. 173 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,910 Thank you. 174 00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:07,190 Is this what you want to show to the American people? 175 00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:09,090 Lady. 176 00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:12,390 Rich man. 177 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:18,270 I want the American people to say, I'm a good businessman. 178 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:21,150 Why do the work when I can get someone else to do it for me? 179 00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:23,090 That's what good business is. 180 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:52,960 Hardworking people. 181 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,860 That's what America's all about. 182 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,560 You one percenters. 183 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,160 You can't relate to the people. 184 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,080 Why 185 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:23,820 don't 186 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:26,260 you lay down here and look back in your china, I mean vagina. 187 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,030 Yeah? 188 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,530 Put it in. 189 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:44,490 That's right. 190 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:47,050 Surely I'm wrecking people how lazy you are. 191 00:25:48,170 --> 00:25:50,270 You don't want to fuck too hard or too pale. 192 00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:53,110 It's real. 193 00:25:53,670 --> 00:25:55,570 Look, look, it's real, right? It's real. 194 00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,730 big American tits, which are also real. 195 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:47,190 Are you going to do me on the podium? 196 00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:48,670 Do you deserve it? 197 00:29:51,950 --> 00:29:53,510 Oh, Mia, take it off. 198 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,160 Yeah. Yeah, get in there. 199 00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:35,280 For a second I thought you were gonna put it in my ass. 200 00:31:40,510 --> 00:31:42,230 I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. 201 00:31:42,710 --> 00:31:46,490 Give a reach around. I'm a nice fucking guy. People like me. Yeah, people like 202 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:47,490 you. 203 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,020 that fucking come from America. 204 00:34:05,580 --> 00:34:07,000 never tasted a Republican before. 205 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:05,970 See that, America? 206 00:35:09,370 --> 00:35:10,810 I'm willing to do what it takes. 207 00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:18,170 And I get the job done every time. 208 00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:21,210 God. 209 00:35:35,370 --> 00:35:36,610 Well, there you have it, folks. 210 00:35:36,890 --> 00:35:39,430 Another 2016 presidential debate. 211 00:35:39,730 --> 00:35:44,190 Thank you so much for joining us, and God bless America. 212 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,050 I will build a wall. 213 00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:21,770 It'll be a beautiful wall. 214 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,350 And Mexico? 215 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:27,490 Mexico will pay for it. 216 00:36:27,990 --> 00:36:30,750 Yes, that's good, Dad. Show her who's the boss. 217 00:36:31,010 --> 00:36:32,010 Yes. 218 00:36:32,710 --> 00:36:34,270 America never wins anymore. 219 00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:36,690 I mean, let's face it. 220 00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:38,890 We're getting killed by China. 221 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:45,310 And I love China. I mean, I've got a lot of friends in China. 222 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:47,870 That's good, Dad. That's good. 223 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:49,430 Good point, Dad. 224 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:52,770 Oh my God, you're doing so well. I'm so proud of you, Dad. 225 00:36:53,430 --> 00:36:54,650 How could she be president? 226 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:56,950 I mean, really now. Come on. 227 00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:58,750 Look at her. 228 00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:00,110 Look at that face. 229 00:37:01,550 --> 00:37:04,050 Even her husband cheated on her. I mean, come on. 230 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,010 Oh, this debate is so exciting. 231 00:37:06,510 --> 00:37:08,310 I live for this stuff. 232 00:37:11,370 --> 00:37:14,070 Excuse me, moderator. Is he allowed to do this? 233 00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:16,650 Yeah. Dad? 234 00:37:17,590 --> 00:37:21,090 Dad, today is a historic day, America. 235 00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:28,170 I'm going to prove that I am not a lesbian, nor am I afraid of cock. 236 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,010 Dad, what are you doing? Oh, my God. 237 00:37:35,050 --> 00:37:36,050 Dad! 238 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:38,388 Oh, my God. 239 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,990 Ivanka, are you all right? 240 00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:41,790 Are you all right? I need a doctor. 241 00:37:42,330 --> 00:37:43,370 We need a doctor. 242 00:37:43,890 --> 00:37:45,110 Is there a doctor here? 243 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480 The doctor. 244 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:49,320 I'm not a doctor. 245 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,500 Dr. Ben Carter. 246 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:53,100 Amen. 247 00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:36,490 Just put her on the couch now, man. 248 00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:40,870 She gonna be okay? 249 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:42,970 Oh, don't worry. 250 00:38:43,230 --> 00:38:44,870 I'm a retired neurosurgeon. 251 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,390 I'll have Ms. Drunk back on her knees in no time. 252 00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:48,870 Well, okay. 253 00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:13,710 Dr. Carter. 254 00:39:14,130 --> 00:39:15,230 Hello, Varka. 255 00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:16,970 Oh, my God. 256 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:23,030 The last thing I remember was my dad debating that terrible Clayton woman. 257 00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:26,710 And then... You had quite a scare. 258 00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:33,850 You know, Dr. 259 00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:38,370 Carter, you've always been so kind to me. 260 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,230 I've always admired you. 261 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:46,660 You know, your father promised me a position in cabinet if I endorsed him. 262 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,880 But that's not the position I want. 263 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,360 Really? 264 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:57,380 I don't know if you knew this, but Joseph built a pyramid to store grain. 265 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:06,760 Dr. 266 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:11,940 Carter. 267 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,940 I'm so excited for this. Are you? 268 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,360 Yeah. I'm excited that you're excited. 269 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,720 Why don't I whip these out? 270 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,720 Those are magnificent. 271 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,360 You like these? Yeah. 272 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,800 Yes, 273 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:30,760 Dr. Carter. 274 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:33,800 I'll endorse these. 275 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,040 Oh, yes, please. 276 00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:56,910 I always wanted you to see that. 277 00:41:03,390 --> 00:41:10,330 Let's see what 278 00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:12,530 you're working with, Dr. Carter. 279 00:41:13,590 --> 00:41:14,590 Yeah. 280 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,260 Don't you just love politics? 281 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:33,618 Oh, 282 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:42,700 that 283 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:49,160 feels so good. 284 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,440 It feels so good. 285 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,100 You got me so happy. 286 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,560 Here, I could please you. 287 00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:34,320 You have to suck that dick just like that. I like it when you say my name and 288 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,178 it again. 289 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,180 Dr. 290 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,280 Carter, you're so naughty. 291 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,620 Oh, my God. 292 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,520 Oh, I love it when you suck that dick. Yeah. Yes. And them balls. 293 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,880 Oh, yes. 294 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,760 The balls are feeling so great. 295 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,580 You got my dick so amped up right now. 296 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,320 So generous with your dick, Dr. 297 00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:07,580 Carter. 298 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:10,780 Oh 299 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:18,400 my. 300 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,540 Oh, that feels amazing. 301 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,680 Why don't you take these off? 302 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,060 Get more comfortable. 303 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:29,780 Yeah, 304 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:31,620 sit right there. 305 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,480 It's actually good right here. 306 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,960 Yeah. I'm not done yet. 307 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:53,500 Oh, 308 00:44:53,560 --> 00:45:00,140 yes. 309 00:45:48,629 --> 00:45:51,330 I like the way that mouth feels. Yeah, you like it? 310 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,960 Can I double fist that beautiful? Yeah. 311 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,940 Just like that. 312 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,440 Yes, just like that. 313 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:27,360 You know, I don't mean to 314 00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:33,380 be selfish, but I do want your lips on my pussy a little bit. 315 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,360 What do you think? 316 00:47:36,460 --> 00:47:37,980 I could do that. Yeah. 317 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,280 Yes, please. 318 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:42,540 I want to kill us when that's gone. 319 00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:42,990 your dick because i know you want to stick it in there huh 320 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,520 Carter dick in my pussy. 321 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,720 Do you want to give it to me? I do. 322 00:49:22,980 --> 00:49:25,180 Okay. Follow me, please. 323 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:50,460 Yes, Dr. 324 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:53,480 Carter. Eat that booty like groceries. 325 00:49:54,860 --> 00:49:59,940 I don't know how you dance from somewhere before. 326 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,840 Just take it in, please. 327 00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,640 Please. 328 00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:35,580 Get some of that Ivanka pussy. 329 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,060 Yeah. Yeah. 330 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,520 Uh. Uh. Oh, fuck. 331 00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:41,840 Uh? Yes. 332 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:43,960 Oh. Oh, shit. 333 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,560 Fucking murder. 334 00:54:53,930 --> 00:54:54,930 Take off this. 335 00:57:49,870 --> 00:57:51,010 good to me, Dr. Carter. 336 01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:14,400 I never thought you'd get to fuck my ass 337 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,140 ass? Yes, Dr. Carter. 338 01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,140 Both fucking deep in the ass. 339 01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:33,160 Let 340 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:43,160 me 341 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,980 taste it before I hop on back on. 342 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:50,460 I like me a freak. It tastes like coconut oil. 343 01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:21,560 That feels so amazing. 344 01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:37,550 You ready for some more ass? 345 01:02:37,850 --> 01:02:39,430 Oh, I'm so excited. 346 01:02:41,950 --> 01:02:45,410 Oh, shit. 347 01:02:48,430 --> 01:02:50,670 Oh, fuck. 348 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:54,510 How's your dick? It's so fucking long. 349 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,280 just like Dirty Pops. 350 01:04:20,460 --> 01:04:21,500 Talk dirty to me. 351 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:23,420 I'll show that. 352 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,640 Yeah, Dr. Carter. 353 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,880 Yes, Dr. 354 01:04:28,100 --> 01:04:29,940 Carter. Talk dirty to me. 355 01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,080 I talk dirty all the time. 356 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:39,300 I love being an asshole like this. 357 01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,580 Look at that ass. 358 01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:47,480 It's one of the most amazing asses I've ever seen. 359 01:04:59,820 --> 01:05:06,660 Dr. Carter, why don't you get undressed and we'll head on over to that lovely 360 01:05:06,660 --> 01:05:07,660 couch. 361 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,000 We can do that. 362 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:15,420 We're 363 01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:22,580 going 364 01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,160 to make a fine political team. 365 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,420 Yes, we will. 366 01:05:48,170 --> 01:05:52,410 Dr. Carter, I must ask, why is it that you always do this with your hands? 367 01:05:54,490 --> 01:05:56,010 I'm just always so happy. 368 01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:57,250 Oh, good to know. 369 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:05,830 And I can tell you're very happy right now. Yeah. 370 01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:11,350 I haven't been this excited since my first marriage. 371 01:06:13,930 --> 01:06:16,770 Well, I'm very happy you're here today. 372 01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:18,550 Fucking my ass. 373 01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:20,510 Just don't tell my dad. 374 01:06:21,090 --> 01:06:22,090 Oh no. 375 01:06:22,850 --> 01:06:24,370 Don't worry about that. 376 01:06:25,950 --> 01:06:28,090 I think I'm ready for some more. 377 01:07:23,950 --> 01:07:26,310 Fill that ass up with your beautiful dick. 378 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:32,510 I love seeing you this happy. 379 01:09:46,830 --> 01:09:51,010 Yeah. Let me taste it. 380 01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:56,370 Yeah. 381 01:09:59,110 --> 01:10:00,850 Yeah, fuck that ass. 382 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:08,050 Yes, please. 383 01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:11,070 Get it. 384 01:10:11,890 --> 01:10:13,190 Get you some. 385 01:10:35,259 --> 01:10:36,460 Yes. Yeah. 386 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,100 Yeah. 387 01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:41,500 You like that? 388 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,438 I do. 389 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,440 Yeah. 390 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:53,140 What would you say if I offered my ass to you even to... 391 01:10:54,890 --> 01:10:56,650 Like what if I said cum in my ass? 392 01:10:58,990 --> 01:11:01,270 I would say that gets me very happy. 393 01:11:03,710 --> 01:11:06,690 Then you may do it anytime you want. 394 01:11:08,590 --> 01:11:11,690 I want you to fill my asshole with your cum. 395 01:11:13,290 --> 01:11:14,290 Yes. 396 01:11:15,630 --> 01:11:20,870 I want you to fuck me like the little slut that I am. 397 01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:22,610 Cum inside of my ass. 398 01:11:23,390 --> 01:11:24,390 Yeah. 399 01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:43,440 Just the way I like it. Just the way I like it. 400 01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:50,250 Thank you, Dr. Carter. 401 01:15:51,870 --> 01:15:55,510 Thank you for that delicious cum. 402 01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:58,430 I'll never forget it. 403 01:15:59,590 --> 01:16:00,590 Thank you. 404 01:16:01,630 --> 01:16:03,730 I think it's time for my nap. 405 01:16:03,990 --> 01:16:04,990 Okay. 406 01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:11,930 Hey guys, I just want to make sure everything was okay. 407 01:16:13,490 --> 01:16:14,490 Where's Ivanka? 408 01:16:18,060 --> 01:16:19,060 What? 409 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:39,060 Take two aspirin and call 410 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:40,060 me in the morning. 411 01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:24,400 Somebody tell Hillary to stop taking the bait every time they bring up the 412 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:25,400 email. 413 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:26,700 It's embarrassing. 414 01:17:33,780 --> 01:17:37,120 You know, back when I was president, no one pushed me around like this. 415 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,240 Yeah, two terms, baby. 416 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:41,680 Two terms. 417 01:17:44,380 --> 01:17:45,380 Well... 418 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:51,200 Well, I have no idea where Mrs. Drumpf is. 419 01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:55,240 You think I keep track of all the beautiful women in this country? 420 01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,760 I don't got that kind of power anymore. 421 01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:03,840 Well, Dave, I tell you what. 422 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:07,140 I got to get going now. I got something going on. 423 01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:10,220 Okay. All right. 424 01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,900 You take care. 425 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,780 That's how you like it, Mr. President? 426 01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:44,140 I haven't been this hurt in the lifetime I've been the Oval Office. 427 01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:50,020 My pussy has not been that wet since I married him. 428 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:52,220 What? 429 01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:25,020 Well, it's two, not just the mainland, baby. Oh, yeah. 430 01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:32,100 They taste in charge, don't they? 431 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:52,660 I think I can take you to balls in my mouth. 432 01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:59,520 Oh, fuck. 433 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:08,860 I've heard my balls are bigger than the deficit. 434 01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:11,460 Proud of that. 435 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,940 I think I'm going to bring that to dinner with my husband. 436 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:18,620 He's going to laugh. 437 01:20:19,530 --> 01:20:20,730 I hope he does. 438 01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:59,460 Not often somebody gets to drag around the leader of the free world, the former 439 01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:01,200 leader of the free world like that. 440 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:03,880 All right, I can do rough. 441 01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,080 I can do rough. 442 01:21:32,970 --> 01:21:33,970 Oh, my. 443 01:21:39,270 --> 01:21:45,390 Do you like those big feet? 444 01:21:45,630 --> 01:21:46,630 I do. 445 01:21:47,890 --> 01:21:53,030 You are one fine, important... I'm going to kick that in your face, Mr. 446 01:21:53,190 --> 01:21:54,190 President. 447 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:16,680 Does your wife do that to you? 448 01:22:17,780 --> 01:22:19,640 Hillary? No, no, no. 449 01:22:19,920 --> 01:22:22,700 Yeah, I think she is your wife, no? 450 01:22:23,880 --> 01:22:25,140 On the TV, like. 451 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,340 She never does that to you, Mr. President. 452 01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,000 Oh, my. 453 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,080 Oh, there you go. 454 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:49,860 It's like a global warming there. 455 01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:54,680 Climate change is real. 456 01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:57,360 Well, things can even get warmer. 457 01:22:58,380 --> 01:22:59,380 Yeah. 458 01:23:03,210 --> 01:23:06,670 And when the planet is getting warmer, it's also getting more wet. 459 01:23:07,150 --> 01:23:08,610 Oh, it certainly is. 460 01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:11,930 Yeah, you're going to do something for that, Mr. President. 461 01:23:39,859 --> 01:23:42,960 Have our own little missile crashes here, aren't we? 462 01:24:06,349 --> 01:24:08,630 Oh, fucking nice caca. 463 01:24:10,330 --> 01:24:12,130 Rub it through there, yeah. 464 01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:14,470 Yeah. 465 01:24:15,010 --> 01:24:16,610 Oh, fuck yeah. 466 01:24:18,150 --> 01:24:19,730 That is diplomacy. 467 01:24:21,210 --> 01:24:22,450 Let's get this baby. 468 01:24:23,430 --> 01:24:25,470 Oh, I'm so dizzy. I'm so dizzy. 469 01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:29,350 Bring that leg up there. 470 01:24:30,550 --> 01:24:32,670 I'm on my way around the desk. 471 01:24:32,970 --> 01:24:33,970 Yeah. 472 01:24:51,660 --> 01:24:53,100 Yeah. Yeah. 473 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:55,440 Yeah. 474 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:01,200 Keep going. 475 01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:07,560 Yeah. Oh, my God. This is so good. That's nice hair. 476 01:25:07,820 --> 01:25:10,380 Nice fucking real hair. You have no idea. 477 01:25:10,900 --> 01:25:13,400 100 % natural American hair. 478 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:17,040 Put that fucking president tongue in my ass. 479 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,380 Yeah. 480 01:25:58,570 --> 01:25:59,930 That foreign policy there. 481 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:04,250 Oh, yeah, you're putting a missive inside of me. 482 01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:35,570 Right here, right now. 483 01:27:25,770 --> 01:27:26,770 Your pain, girl. 484 01:27:28,350 --> 01:27:29,710 You know I like it, huh? 485 01:27:30,310 --> 01:27:31,510 And the other one, too. 486 01:27:32,350 --> 01:27:33,350 Let's see. 487 01:27:34,910 --> 01:27:38,090 I want to fuck my European ass. Oh, yeah. 488 01:27:38,410 --> 01:27:39,410 Oh. 489 01:27:40,610 --> 01:27:41,610 Oh. 490 01:27:42,630 --> 01:27:44,030 Oh. Oh. 491 01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:47,110 Yeah. 492 01:27:47,670 --> 01:27:48,670 Oh. 493 01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:51,230 Oh. Oh, my God, Mr. 494 01:27:51,510 --> 01:27:53,150 Poseidon. Your cup is so big. 495 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,420 Don't put it down. You're doing so fucking good. 496 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,380 It's condolences. 497 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:19,960 Oof. 498 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:54,660 Fuck my butt every day. 499 01:29:56,780 --> 01:29:58,320 That's a tall order, Miss. 500 01:29:58,780 --> 01:30:01,020 That's a young, wily bitch to win. 501 01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:05,100 Well, you should have plenty of time for this, then. Yes. 502 01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:06,720 Yes, Mr. President. 503 01:30:07,020 --> 01:30:13,220 I guess if old Pantsuit was in office, there wouldn't be plenty of people 504 01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:14,220 looking at me. 505 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:27,320 Dirty boy. 506 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:31,300 Dirty boy. 507 01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:34,000 You like that? 508 01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:37,840 You like to put me in my pussy and in my ass? 509 01:31:03,070 --> 01:31:05,190 Oh, fuck. 510 01:31:05,870 --> 01:31:06,870 Oh, 511 01:31:07,970 --> 01:31:11,570 fuck. Oh, yes, yes. 512 01:31:59,270 --> 01:32:00,270 Oh, 513 01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:02,210 my God, Mr. President. 514 01:32:04,730 --> 01:32:05,970 Oh, fuck you. 515 01:32:09,370 --> 01:32:11,250 Oh, God. 516 01:32:13,650 --> 01:32:18,310 You know, my husband, he cannot even get hard enough to fuck in my ass. He has 517 01:32:18,310 --> 01:32:19,350 to do only my pussy. 518 01:32:19,650 --> 01:32:21,350 Oh, we'll take care of that for you, baby. 519 01:32:21,730 --> 01:32:24,690 Okay. Yeah, Mr. President. I'll be your president. 520 01:32:43,410 --> 01:32:47,010 You big balls. 521 01:33:01,420 --> 01:33:02,420 Oh, Mr. President. 522 01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:05,600 I'll show you. 523 01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:10,580 I'm going to stick my presidential rod right between those big boobies. 524 01:33:10,980 --> 01:33:12,860 I'm going to plug those big tits. 525 01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:17,260 Mr. President, you're plugging those big tits. 526 01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:18,680 Yeah. 527 01:33:20,120 --> 01:33:22,300 Oh, Mr. President, what are you doing? 528 01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:26,460 Oh, yeah. 529 01:33:27,120 --> 01:33:29,560 You're deliberating between your breath there. 530 01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:30,840 Oh, yeah. 531 01:33:31,290 --> 01:33:32,550 I'm sure we can all work together. 532 01:33:33,710 --> 01:33:36,210 Oh, fuck, we're so pussy, and I love it. 533 01:33:36,490 --> 01:33:37,490 Yeah. 534 01:33:38,410 --> 01:33:39,910 Let me see that tongue reach. 535 01:33:44,990 --> 01:33:51,530 Fuck, yeah. 536 01:33:52,030 --> 01:33:53,050 Let me see your skin. 537 01:33:53,510 --> 01:33:54,510 Let me see your skin. 538 01:33:55,210 --> 01:33:56,210 Very good. 539 01:34:08,630 --> 01:34:14,250 put your mouth right back up on there oh fuck yeah 540 01:34:51,660 --> 01:34:52,660 Yes, I do. 541 01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:54,760 You're going to put it to my ass? 542 01:34:57,680 --> 01:35:01,400 Oh, yeah. 543 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:03,160 Oh, 544 01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:07,980 fuck. 545 01:36:12,970 --> 01:36:13,970 Yay. 546 01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,360 they come in United States to get fucked in the ass. 547 01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,160 Oh, yeah? Yeah, it could be like that. 548 01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:15,740 Mr. President, you have the best dick in America. 549 01:41:40,650 --> 01:41:41,650 you open the 550 01:45:00,970 --> 01:45:02,770 Let me see my little ugly pretty face. 551 01:46:26,519 --> 01:46:28,440 Just keep it between me and you. 552 01:46:33,980 --> 01:46:35,480 My fellow Americans. 553 01:46:37,880 --> 01:46:44,860 This afternoon, in this office, on this very desk, I did 554 01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:48,080 have sexual relations with a very special woman. 555 01:46:48,680 --> 01:46:49,680 I did. 556 01:46:50,020 --> 01:46:54,300 Not only did I have relations inside of her vagina, but also... 557 01:46:55,720 --> 01:46:56,720 In the back door. 558 01:46:58,220 --> 01:47:00,220 Most certainly did in the back door. 559 01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:06,040 I haven't had ass like this since before I met my wife. 560 01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:09,640 That's a long time. 561 01:47:10,740 --> 01:47:12,520 And I'd do it again in America, I would. 562 01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:17,400 What do you say we go out and get some chicken wings? 563 01:47:18,580 --> 01:47:19,960 Good place down the street. 564 01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:25,140 Take care, America. 565 01:47:26,920 --> 01:47:27,980 Yes, ma 'am. 566 01:49:12,940 --> 01:49:14,560 What are we doing here anyways? 567 01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:21,060 I have a victory speech to prepare. And let me tell you, it's going to be so 568 01:49:21,060 --> 01:49:27,240 fantastic. It's going to be the best victory speech that the great Americans 569 01:49:27,240 --> 01:49:29,080 have ever heard. 570 01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:36,560 Oh, seriously. 571 01:49:38,420 --> 01:49:41,640 I won this election by landslide. 572 01:49:42,250 --> 01:49:43,250 You're a loser. 573 01:49:43,590 --> 01:49:44,590 Loser? 574 01:49:46,330 --> 01:49:48,990 Oh, hello. 575 01:49:50,030 --> 01:49:51,030 You're both here. 576 01:49:51,430 --> 01:49:52,590 Thank you both for waiting. 577 01:49:52,870 --> 01:49:55,270 With all due respect, Mr. 578 01:49:55,490 --> 01:49:57,970 President, what are we both doing here? 579 01:49:58,550 --> 01:50:04,210 Exactly. This is my office now. I've won. The two of you need to beat it 580 01:50:04,210 --> 01:50:06,790 because you were both losers. 581 01:50:07,530 --> 01:50:11,250 Well, it turns out we have a bit of a problem. 582 01:50:11,560 --> 01:50:13,860 I don't know. What is it, Mr. President? 583 01:50:14,180 --> 01:50:15,180 Spit it out, dummy. 584 01:50:15,440 --> 01:50:19,640 Well, as it turns out, I got the election results here. 585 01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:25,740 And, uh... It's a tie. 586 01:50:29,640 --> 01:50:30,640 No. 587 01:50:32,340 --> 01:50:35,660 That is not true. That is impossible. 588 01:50:36,700 --> 01:50:37,820 She is a liar. 589 01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:39,340 You are a liar. 590 01:50:39,640 --> 01:50:40,900 And you are both losers. 591 01:50:41,420 --> 01:50:45,980 There is no way that I have lost because all I have ever done is win. 592 01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:47,720 I demand a rematch. 593 01:50:48,220 --> 01:50:49,260 A rematch. 594 01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:53,680 Well, now, now, Mr. Trump, Hillary, both of you, calm the fuck down. 595 01:50:53,960 --> 01:50:54,960 All right? 596 01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:58,740 It turns out I have a solution to this problem. 597 01:51:00,860 --> 01:51:07,260 Now, what's going to happen right now is both of you guys are going to make love 598 01:51:07,260 --> 01:51:08,780 to my lovely wife, Michelle, or not? 599 01:51:09,370 --> 01:51:12,390 And whoever's better at fucking wins the presidency. 600 01:51:13,010 --> 01:51:15,550 Excuse me. 601 01:51:16,450 --> 01:51:18,070 I am the best at lovemaking. 602 01:51:18,710 --> 01:51:20,530 I am so fantastic. 603 01:51:22,070 --> 01:51:23,970 And I can eat the pussy as well. 604 01:51:24,790 --> 01:51:26,610 I'm incredible at eating the pussy. 605 01:51:26,970 --> 01:51:29,330 I will take care of you, Michelle. 606 01:51:30,830 --> 01:51:31,830 Excuse me. 607 01:51:31,890 --> 01:51:33,710 Mr. President, you just grabbed her. 608 01:51:34,150 --> 01:51:35,610 You just grabbed. 609 01:51:36,490 --> 01:51:39,070 Her by the... By the vajayjay. 610 01:51:39,610 --> 01:51:44,430 I am the best at fucking. 611 01:51:44,750 --> 01:51:47,370 I am so fantastic at fucking. 612 01:51:47,950 --> 01:51:49,770 They talk about it in China. 613 01:51:50,350 --> 01:51:52,630 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure your cock is huge. 614 01:51:53,910 --> 01:51:54,910 Come on. 615 01:51:55,230 --> 01:51:56,230 Come on. 616 01:51:56,350 --> 01:51:57,350 It's okay. 617 01:51:57,950 --> 01:52:01,870 I'm going to eat her pussy. And I'm going to eat her pussy better than 618 01:52:01,870 --> 01:52:02,950 ever eaten her pussy. 619 01:52:03,390 --> 01:52:04,590 Just can't be serious. 620 01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:07,060 Mr. Trump, observe. 621 01:52:09,180 --> 01:52:14,280 Just grab me by the... Grab her by the pussy. Grab her by the pussy. Of course 622 01:52:14,280 --> 01:52:18,620 she won't do it. She's so crooked. She's a chicken. 623 01:52:19,860 --> 01:52:22,480 You know what? 624 01:52:23,440 --> 01:52:24,440 Down. 625 01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:25,960 Down. 626 01:52:27,240 --> 01:52:28,240 Literally. 627 01:52:28,660 --> 01:52:31,460 A little presidential humor. 628 01:52:33,870 --> 01:52:34,870 What is it, Andrew? 629 01:53:28,430 --> 01:53:29,430 I'm so good. 630 01:53:31,350 --> 01:53:32,650 I know, I'm fantastic. 631 01:53:35,410 --> 01:53:36,450 Don't lie to me, Michelle. 632 01:53:37,970 --> 01:53:38,970 You're right. 633 01:53:41,170 --> 01:53:44,750 Contrary to the rumors, blacks do eat pussy. I'll just have you know. 634 01:53:47,070 --> 01:53:48,070 Wait, wait. 635 01:53:48,510 --> 01:53:49,510 You're black? 636 01:53:50,190 --> 01:53:51,910 Half and half. 637 01:53:52,550 --> 01:53:54,090 I wouldn't be pretentious otherwise. 638 01:53:56,080 --> 01:53:57,920 I don't know if pussy's all the same, though. 639 01:55:04,430 --> 01:55:05,430 I'm sad. 640 01:55:09,590 --> 01:55:10,590 I'm sad. 641 01:55:48,780 --> 01:55:51,060 Thank you. 642 01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:32,880 Make it easy to punch. 643 01:56:32,960 --> 01:56:34,300 I'd never be president that way. 644 01:57:03,630 --> 01:57:04,990 Bad secretary. 645 01:57:05,310 --> 01:57:06,690 Bad secretary. 646 01:57:06,990 --> 01:57:07,990 Oh, yeah. 647 01:57:08,570 --> 01:57:10,110 No more Bengals. 648 01:58:00,620 --> 01:58:02,880 so good with his face. He does. 649 01:59:46,220 --> 01:59:47,220 Jesus Christ. 650 02:00:40,430 --> 02:00:41,430 It's going to be amazing. 651 02:02:46,500 --> 02:02:47,900 That's it. 652 02:02:55,500 --> 02:03:02,000 That's it. 653 02:03:11,950 --> 02:03:12,950 All right, the evidence. 654 02:03:16,150 --> 02:03:17,150 Here's a concoction. 655 02:03:20,370 --> 02:03:20,890 I 656 02:03:20,890 --> 02:03:36,590 love 657 02:03:36,590 --> 02:03:38,190 women. I love women. 658 02:03:39,370 --> 02:03:40,470 Grab him by the pussy. 659 02:03:42,810 --> 02:03:45,430 Women around the world love me. I think I'm terrific. 660 02:03:46,810 --> 02:03:47,810 Not so much. 661 02:03:48,150 --> 02:03:49,150 I love your mother. 662 02:03:53,550 --> 02:03:55,230 Speaking of pussy, I want to get back in. 663 02:05:40,870 --> 02:05:41,870 Oh my God. 664 02:06:31,169 --> 02:06:34,650 I'm going to out -fuck you. 665 02:06:35,270 --> 02:06:37,030 We'll see who gets to be president. 666 02:06:37,650 --> 02:06:38,650 He's a liar. 667 02:06:38,870 --> 02:06:39,870 Oh, yeah? 668 02:06:39,990 --> 02:06:40,990 Come on in. 669 02:06:41,450 --> 02:06:42,450 Oh, 670 02:06:43,190 --> 02:06:44,190 yeah, you see that? 671 02:06:45,030 --> 02:06:48,230 Smack me like a fucking man. 672 02:06:49,090 --> 02:06:51,630 That's not a winner. Smash his ass. 673 02:07:12,110 --> 02:07:13,110 bigger than I thought it'd be. 674 02:07:14,570 --> 02:07:15,090 I'm 675 02:07:15,090 --> 02:07:30,130 still 676 02:07:30,130 --> 02:07:32,250 gonna win. 677 02:07:35,670 --> 02:07:40,770 Oh, fuck you. 678 02:08:45,230 --> 02:08:51,490 That's a good one. That's right. Nice and deep. That was crazy. 679 02:08:53,670 --> 02:08:54,890 Yes. That's a good one. 680 02:09:28,460 --> 02:09:30,100 Oh, my 681 02:09:30,100 --> 02:09:38,360 God. 682 02:09:38,780 --> 02:09:39,780 Oh, 683 02:09:41,720 --> 02:09:43,220 my God. 684 02:10:01,930 --> 02:10:02,930 Yes, yes. 685 02:10:03,450 --> 02:10:04,510 Like that. 686 02:10:05,190 --> 02:10:06,190 Like that. 687 02:10:42,640 --> 02:10:44,120 Don't tell me you're the sniffles. 688 02:10:50,220 --> 02:10:51,220 Yes. 689 02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:53,380 The Clintons are a dynasty. 690 02:10:53,980 --> 02:10:55,420 I'll out -fuck you any day. 691 02:11:34,929 --> 02:11:36,710 Hi, wifey. Hello. 692 02:11:37,850 --> 02:11:39,150 Isn't that fucking? 693 02:11:39,390 --> 02:11:40,390 Yes. 694 02:11:40,710 --> 02:11:42,450 I'll show you fucking. 695 02:11:45,570 --> 02:11:48,050 Look at your wife. 696 02:11:50,090 --> 02:11:51,370 Fucking mistress. 697 02:12:46,230 --> 02:12:49,030 Oh, my God. 698 02:12:49,330 --> 02:12:50,730 Oh, my 699 02:12:50,730 --> 02:12:57,690 God. 700 02:13:38,780 --> 02:13:42,080 Give it to him. Give it to him. Give it to him. 701 02:13:43,020 --> 02:13:44,020 Show him how we do it. 702 02:13:46,020 --> 02:13:48,040 Show him how we do it. 703 02:13:48,460 --> 02:13:54,120 Show him how we do it. Show him how we do it. 704 02:13:55,760 --> 02:13:57,940 Show him how we do it. 705 02:14:34,580 --> 02:14:39,380 If you can't please a man, how do you plan to please this country? 706 02:14:42,320 --> 02:14:44,440 You're pretty pleased to me. 707 02:14:49,700 --> 02:14:53,300 Your oral skills in the oral office are excellent. 708 02:14:54,240 --> 02:14:56,500 Thank you, Mr. Trump. 709 02:15:03,980 --> 02:15:10,900 The Claytons are well -versed in oral skills in the oral 710 02:15:10,900 --> 02:15:11,900 office. 711 02:15:22,570 --> 02:15:25,370 Thank you. 712 02:16:13,600 --> 02:16:14,600 Oh, my. It's you, Mr. Slump. 713 02:16:15,030 --> 02:16:16,450 Grace is here for a good walk. 714 02:16:18,070 --> 02:16:19,070 It was cold. 715 02:16:19,870 --> 02:16:20,870 Cold for a minute. 716 02:16:50,549 --> 02:16:52,370 It's time for a change, America. 717 02:16:52,809 --> 02:16:54,030 Yes, it is. 718 02:16:54,469 --> 02:16:55,629 It's time for a change. Hope and change. 719 02:16:56,570 --> 02:16:57,570 It's beautiful. 720 02:16:57,910 --> 02:16:59,590 It's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 721 02:17:03,610 --> 02:17:10,610 It's time for a change of heart. I think 722 02:17:10,610 --> 02:17:11,610 so. 723 02:17:20,480 --> 02:17:23,799 You're going to lose some boulders over this, Mr. Stone. 724 02:17:56,709 --> 02:17:57,709 Okay. 725 02:18:40,759 --> 02:18:42,160 Oh, fuck. 726 02:18:42,760 --> 02:18:43,760 Yeah, 727 02:18:44,299 --> 02:18:48,180 yeah, yeah. Yeah, just fucking like that. Always. 728 02:18:48,900 --> 02:18:49,900 Fuck. 729 02:18:50,660 --> 02:18:51,660 Call the people. 730 02:18:52,000 --> 02:18:53,639 Call the people. 731 02:19:25,040 --> 02:19:26,040 Oh, yes. 732 02:20:46,890 --> 02:20:49,690 Oh, God. 733 02:20:58,320 --> 02:21:03,140 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 734 02:21:32,800 --> 02:21:34,820 Oh, my God. Oh, 735 02:21:39,620 --> 02:21:43,720 my God. 736 02:22:42,460 --> 02:22:44,940 Oh, yes, 737 02:22:50,680 --> 02:22:51,680 sir. 738 02:23:13,000 --> 02:23:14,000 Okay, good. 739 02:23:14,320 --> 02:23:16,340 Oh, my God. Yes, 740 02:23:17,120 --> 02:23:20,260 yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. 741 02:23:20,620 --> 02:23:22,180 Fuck. Oh. 742 02:23:23,180 --> 02:23:27,860 Yeah. But you didn't know. I didn't know. That I like to play. 743 02:23:28,240 --> 02:23:29,240 I did. I did. 744 02:24:00,420 --> 02:24:01,820 Your hair looks better. 745 02:24:02,580 --> 02:24:03,580 What did you do? 746 02:24:04,820 --> 02:24:10,140 Oh, my God. 747 02:24:12,120 --> 02:24:13,720 Get that tie off. 748 02:24:14,340 --> 02:24:18,120 I'm your mother. I know. 749 02:24:18,340 --> 02:24:20,240 I should be so proud. 750 02:24:34,610 --> 02:24:38,110 Oh, my God. 751 02:24:38,370 --> 02:24:39,370 Oh, 752 02:24:41,090 --> 02:24:42,090 my God. 753 02:26:57,769 --> 02:26:58,769 I love you. 754 02:27:00,010 --> 02:27:02,090 I love you. I miss you. 755 02:27:02,510 --> 02:27:03,510 I miss you already. 756 02:27:04,270 --> 02:27:05,510 I miss you more. 757 02:27:20,369 --> 02:27:26,870 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 758 02:27:28,070 --> 02:27:30,810 Oh, my God. 759 02:27:31,530 --> 02:27:35,490 Oh, my God. 760 02:27:46,290 --> 02:27:48,170 Ready to come, Mr. President? 761 02:27:48,830 --> 02:27:50,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 762 02:27:51,150 --> 02:27:52,530 Long sequences. 763 02:27:53,270 --> 02:27:54,550 Yes, yes. 764 02:27:55,090 --> 02:27:56,590 Oh, my goodness. 765 02:27:56,890 --> 02:27:58,450 Oh, my goodness. 766 02:27:59,050 --> 02:28:00,570 Oh, my goodness. 767 02:28:37,730 --> 02:28:39,330 So, who won? 768 02:28:40,010 --> 02:28:41,730 I did. No contest. 769 02:28:42,850 --> 02:28:44,990 Hold it, hold it. 770 02:28:46,590 --> 02:28:47,690 Here's the simple truth. 771 02:28:48,250 --> 02:28:52,390 1 % of the penises in this country are getting 90 % of the pussy. 772 02:28:52,870 --> 02:28:57,570 The pussy is being stooped by a small handful of millionaires and 773 02:28:57,750 --> 02:29:01,030 In my view, it's time for a fair America. 774 02:29:04,950 --> 02:29:06,730 What the hell was that? 775 02:29:07,200 --> 02:29:11,420 Uh, Bernie here is the next president of the United States. 776 02:29:11,820 --> 02:29:14,420 Well, then why did you... What? 777 02:29:15,800 --> 02:29:20,300 Well, Michelle and I, we just wanted to get freaky in the Oval Office one last 778 02:29:20,300 --> 02:29:21,600 time. Isn't that right, honey? 779 02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:22,820 We sure do. 780 02:29:23,180 --> 02:29:26,340 Now, if you jerks don't mind, get the fuck out of my office. 781 02:29:27,020 --> 02:29:28,020 Huh. 48963

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