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Good evening, and welcome back to the 2016 presidential debate.

Representing the Republican Party is billionaire real estate mogul and

television star Donald Trump.

Representing the Democratic Party is former New York Senator and Secretary of

State Hillary Clayton.

As previously stated, each party will have 30 seconds to respond and 30

for rebuttal.

Mr. Drumpf, the floor is yours.

I will build a wall.

It'll be a beautiful wall.

And Mexico?

Mexico will pay for it.

There he goes.

This is the same divisive rhetoric that is tearing

our good country apart.

That is not what our country needs. And when I am voted president

of this United States, that is not what my presidency will be about.

America never wins anymore.

I mean, let's face it.

I've got a lot of friends in China. I was in China last week. I was having dim

sum. I love China. China's great. I've got tons of friends.

But my opponent over here?

She couldn't care less.

Excuse me.

I care.

I care.

I know that I care.

And the American people know that I care.

How can she be president? I mean, really now. Come on.

Look at her.

Look at that face.

What?

What?

Did I say something wrong? I mean, listen, listen.

Listen, I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy. I am. I'm nice. People like me.

Is anyone surprised by what this rude,

ignorant, and I'll say it, short -fingered

Bulgarian says?

Excuse me. I mean.

Excuse me. We have seen it over.

and over and over again throughout this election cycle.

Excuse me. I mean, really, really, look at these hands.

Do they look small to you?

Look at these hands.

The American people, Donald, know that you do indeed have

small hands.

And you know what the American people say about men who have small hands.

No.

No, I don't. I'm curious.

What is it that they say, Hillary? What is it that they say about men with small

hands? I'll tell you.

America.

America says that men who have small hands

have small penises.

Is that so?

Excuse me, moderator. Is he allowed to do this?

Mr. Dunn, please. You're going to have to return to your podium.

No, no, no.

It's okay.

I'm going to make her eat her words.

What do you think of this, huh, Hillary?

What do you think?

For God's sake, Donald, get a hold of yourself.

Mr. Drumpf, put your goddamn cock away.

You see, folks, she's a prude. There's zero interest.

Zero, I tell you. Zero interest in the cock.

Mr. Drumpf?

Secretary Clayton, you are both going to need to calm down.

Is that what you think, Donald?

Is that what you think?

See, folks, she has zero interest in the cock.

You know what it is?

She hates men.

You think I'm afraid of dick?

I have had more dick.

in more countries than any other Secretary of State this fine United

States of America has ever had.

Oh, really?

I don't believe that for one bit. I mean, really. You won't even look at my

cock. I mean, look at my cock.

It's magnificent.

Look at it.

You don't see cock like this every day.

I mean, my friends from all over the world, they can't wait to see my cock.

Every time I sit down, they say, Donald, Donald, pull it out. Let's take a look

at your cock.

It's magnificent. It's one of a kind.

I mean, people, they always want to see my cock.

It's ridiculous.

So I'll tell you what.

Honestly, take a look at it.

Treat yourself.

I'm going to do more for the American people than just look at your cock.

That's right.

That's right. Today, I'm going to dick that cock in my mouth.

Put those softball hands on there.

Don't be ridiculous. I play lacrosse.

We know. We know.

Oh, suck your balls from America.

I'll take it.

I'll take one for the American people.

I will win this debate.

um um

um um

Oh, I thought you were a woman here.

Why don't you fuck your face, my face, like you are and show me.

is built on hardworking people.

And that's what I stand for.

That's how you're gonna beat your opponent?

I think Americans know the hard -working president when they see one.

um um

Is this all you're good for, is just standing around, letting other people do

the work for you?

See this, America?

You know, Hillary, I see you like to talk, but words are difficult from you.

know, I'm highly educated.

I went to the best Ivy League schools.

You don't know as many words as I do. I'm good with words.

Words are what I do. I do words. I'm a word man.

Now, we'll see who the very best

candidate is.

America's seen how I suck cock.

Let's see how you eat some pussy.

How did my pussy come from America?

Not bad.

You don't want to put your head on the ground and I'm afraid your weave will

fall off.

I assure you, my hair is 100 % real. Oh, really?

Let me just run my fingers through it. What do you think of that?

Tastes like victory, doesn't it?

Did he get your face sloppy?

Oh, how about this?

Oh, yeah.

I'll put you to work.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's what Mrs. Clayton needs.

Oh.

Shut up, Donald.

Nice, democratic, Clintonist face.

Let's see how hard you'll work for your country.

Oh, yeah.

See, this is called multitasking.

An amazing quality in your leader.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you speak to that.

Oh, yeah, I make the Republican Party proud.

And how amazing it looks in my pantsuits.

Let's see if we can put that nice cock to work.

Yeah. Oh yeah.

to the American people. Let them really know what they're voting for.

Oh yeah, for a fucking candidate who's ready to work hard for her people.

I'm going to work it for you.

Nice and fucking slow.

Oh, yes.

about this, sis.

I don't have to stare at your face.

I

didn't

know my husband and I make love.

country no matter where they're from.

That's because you don't know how to do the work yourself.

It's nice to have the money.

Thank you.

Is this what you want to show to the American people?

Lady.

Rich man.

I went to American people to say, I'm a good businessman.

Why do the work when I can get someone else to do it for me?

That's what good business is.

I'm a smart man.

Hardworking people.

That's what America's all about.

You one percenters.

You can't relate to the people.

Once you lay down here, look back in your china, I mean vagina.

Yeah? That's right.

Show the American people how lazy you are.

You don't want to fuck too hard or your toupee will go off.

It feels real.

Look, look, it's real, right? It's real.

those big American tits, which are also real.

Are you going to do me on the podium?

Do you deserve it?

Oh, Mia, take it off.

I'm going to put him right up.

I'm a nice guy. I'm a nice guy.

Give a reach around. I'm a nice fucking guy. People like me. Yeah, people like

you.

I'm gonna need that cum.

I'm gonna need that fucking cum for -

American come.

I've never tasted a Republican before.

See that America?

I'm willing to do what it takes.

Well, there you have it, folks.

Another 2016 presidential debate.

Thank you so much for joining us, and God bless America.