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This is open.

Yeah.

Open? Uh -huh. I guess it's a pub.

Yeah, let's go inside for some grub and rest.

Seriously? The slaughtered lamb?

Yeah, it's colorful.

Colorful?

Where's the lamb? It's a cut -off wolf's head.

I don't know, maybe it's inside getting cold.

Seriously? This place is really creepy. I highly doubt it. Well, you know, we

don't have many other choices here.

So.

Fine. Whatever.

Just remember, David. Okay. Yeah. Whatever happens is your fault. My

Not mine.

Or you.

Um, uh, we're just, um, coming in for a quick meal.

Uh,

gosh, it's cold out there. Um,

may we come in?

What can I get for you boys?

We'll have some hot soup.

We don't serve food here.

You don't serve what?

Food. Food.

Hot coffee? We don't have coffee.

Hot chocolate?

You lot are a couple of pussies. Drink like men, shag like men.

Huh? All right, well,

I guess we'll have a couple of beers then.

What's up, man?

What's with you lot?

These girls in Northern England are insane.

Shit.

I think she's hitting on me.

I just want to get out of here alive.

Hey!

Don't you be looking at my daughter like that. What do you think she's a fucking

scrubber? No, we weren't looking or doing anything.

We just ordered beer somewhere.

Where are you boys from?

We're from the States.

David, this is Jack.

We're backpacking through Europe.

That's a fucking stupid thing to do. What the fuck for?

Sightseeing. Go around backpacking.

Yeah. It's a three -month journey.

We were hoping to make it sheep's head tonight.

That's 20 miles. You don't want to be walking around these here parts at

Well, we figured it's shorter if we cut across the moors.

Stay off the moors, boys.

It's a full moon.

In fact, you don't even want to be going out at night.

Why don't we want to go outside?

Let's just say the things around these here parts you don't want to bump into

you know what I mean You boys should spend the night and carry on your

in the morning Like what kind of things?

Excuse me, I have to use the... Well,

I hope I didn't scare the shit out of your friend We've had a long day

What is it we don't want to run into out there?

Let's just say the things in the woods that you really don't want to run into

and leave it at that.

Are you going to drink your beer or just look at it?

Isn't this a little dangerous?

No, he's drinking. And once he starts talking, he'll never... Stop. Now give

that American cock.

Yeah, about the... Is that a pentagram up there? Are you a saint there? No, no,

no. It's just to keep the werewolves away. Are you going to fuck me or not?

Okay, all right.

Yeah, I can't do it.

Are you sure he's not going to...

You think your dad heard you?

He don't care.

No, he didn't hear us.

May I ask why you have a pentagram on the wall?

Protection.

Evil.

Evil?

What kind of evil?

Your friend's been gone a long time.

And where's my fucking daughter?

Shit.

Oh, God.

You were the best lay I've ever had. I mean, literally. I can't believe it.

That's what they all say.

What the fuck are you doing with my daughter?

Oh, God.

Let it go.

Rip your fucking cock off. It's sticking up your ass. Daddy, they can't go

outside. It's murder.

Then it's murder then. Fuck them.

It's in God's hands now.

Nice work.

Fucking his daughter.

We were there five minutes.

I came to Europe to get laid.

And she said that he wasn't even going to come in.

Did you hear that?

Coyotes? There are no coyotes in England.

I don't know.

Hound of the Baskerville?

It's a full moon.

They said for us to stay off the moors.

Oops.

Maybe we should go back.

Yeah.

Waterslam? Yeah. I'm with you.

It is the same tree. Come on!

Yeah, we're lost.

Where do we go? I thought you had this all mapped out. Just keep moving.

Stop!

What is that?

What do you mean it's circling up?

Okay, no.

It's right in front of us.

What is that thing?

Is it a sheepdog?

I don't know, man. It's huge. Get going.

Are

you going

to help me up or what?

to look into your eyes.

Is he alright?

He appears to be fine.

He's just starting to come to.

He's American, you know.

And I think he's Jewish.

What makes you say that?

It's cut.

You haven't noticed.

He's had an erection for three weeks.

I'd be dying just to hop up there and ride it.

That's a little unprofessional.

And by the way, it's quite common now.

You don't have to be Jewish to be circumcised.

Well, I'm just saying, it's a nice cock.

And I love the way it's always hard.

Nurse Price is right, you know.

It is common.

Nurse Gallagher, surely you have some other function at the hospital?

Other than staring at erect penises?

Yes, Doctor.

Then I suggest you get on with it?

Yes, Doctor.

He called out a name, Doctor. He said... Jack.

Jack. Yeah, that would be Jack Goodman, his friend who was killed.

What happened to them?

The police report says they were attacked by an escaped lunatic.

Must have been a very powerful man.

Jack Goodman was literally torn apart.

Mr. Kessler was saved when they shot the lunatic.

David!

David! David, I'm Dr. Hirsch.

This is Detective Bumble from Scotland Yard.

You're in a hospital in London.

In London?

Where's Jack?

David, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

Jack Goodman was killed.

Jack's dead?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He was killed by a lunatic.

We're going to be closing the case after I turn in my report.

The assailant was shot to death at the scene of the crime.

You're totally safe.

Your parents and Jack have been notified.

It wasn't a man who killed Jack.

It was a monster.

It was some kind of wolf or giant dog or something.

Sir, we have two eyewitnesses that saw the man attack you.

We have an autopsy. We have the body of the assailant. I assure you this was no

animal. Well, how could they see it was dark?

I'm telling you it was a monster.

Mr. Kessler, what I see here is a man that's been through a terrible shock.

That's exactly how it's going down in my report.

As far as I'm concerned, the case is now closed. You won't be heard from us

again.

Good day, sir.

Doctor, my memory is perfectly fine.

We were running from the beast, and then when I fell, Jack came back to help me

up. And that's when it jumped on him. And then it came after me.

I'm sure in time, you'll remember everything correctly.

Doctor, it's not my memory that worries me.

It's my vanity.

I've been having the craziest dreams.

And my erection won't go down.

I'm sure that's just related to the trauma.

Honey, would you get the door please?

Here you go.

Breakfast.

I want you to finish this.

Get your strength back up.

Although I see somebody is already up.

Yes, ma 'am.

I'm fucking starving.

Can I have a toast?

Get the fuck out of here, Jack.

You know, that's really rude.

I come back to see you and you treat me like this?

Am I going crazy?

I must be asleep.

I'm not awake.

Okay. Don't look so good.

You know, I thought you would at least be happy to see me.

You know, you're really starting to hurt my feelings.

Your feelings?

You're dead, Jack.

Don't you think it's a little freaky for me to see you rise from the grave and

haunt me?

I'm sorry to freak you out, but... I had to

conceive you.

Aren't you supposed to be in a cemetery in New York right now?

Yeah, I am.

You know, your parents came to the funeral.

It was quite a turnout, really.

I didn't know I was such a popular guy.

You were a great guy.

Everybody loved you, Jack.

You know, Debbie Klein was there.

She was bawling her eyes out.

Afterwards, she went off and fucked Mark Klein.

He was plowing her right up the ass.

Oh, God. Somebody wake me up.

You know, that bitch never let me fuck her up the ass.

What a fucking cunt.

Even in death, I'm being mocked.

I'm going nuts.

But look.

Look!

It's time to get serious.

I'm here to warn you.

Warn me about what?

In the moors that night.

We were attacked by a werewolf.

I'm not listening.

A lycanthrope, David.

A werewolf.

I was murdered.

And now I'm forced to walk the earth in limbo until the curse of the werewolf is

lifted. Shut up!

I will not.

The wolf's bloodline has to be stopped.

That means the last werewolf has to be destroyed.

David, you are the last werewolf.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You are going to kill people, David.

You're going to turn into a wolf. You will eat and consume innocents. No!

No!

Stop it!

Nurse! Nurse!

Nurse!

It's all real, David.

The supernatural.

The power of darkness.

I'm surrounded by corpses.

Do you know how boring it is to talk to a corpse?

It's... Fucking boring.

They have nothing to talk about.

I'm dead.

And they have British accents.

I can't understand them.

I need to move on.

Please, kill yourself.

Or you're going to kill innocents.

Hey, come on.

Don't be a crybaby.

And beware of the full moon, David. David, David!

Are you all right?

No.

I'm going crazy.

Oh, and I'm a werewolf.

My dead friend Jack just showed up and told me so.

A werewolf?

David, you're getting discharged tomorrow.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

No. I'm not okay. I have no idea what's going on.

They're just dreams, David.

That's all they are.

David?

Do you have a place to stay in London?

I'm very concerned about David Kessler.

He's been having terrible nightmares and visions.

He says his dead friend is warning him about becoming a werewolf.

He expressed the same concerns to me.

That and his constant erections.

There's more to this than meets the eye.

His penis is always so hard and large.

It does appear to have a very strong libido.

He believes it has something to do with the attack.

Whatever it is, something is really bothering him.

He gets discharged this afternoon.

I'm worried about him.

Alex, I have no authority over him once he leaves the hospital.

You've become friendly with him.

Perhaps you could keep a tab on his whereabouts.

I plan on doing a little further investigating.

What is it, Doctor?

Some things in the police report just don't add up.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

Hey, you know, I really appreciate you letting me crash at your pad.

It's fine.

I should let you know, though, I've only ever been with five men in my life.

Two of it were one -night stands.

I'm not really in the business of bringing young American men home.

Duly noted.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to take a shower before dinner.

You are the last werewolf.

Stay off the moors, boys.

It's a full moon.

You are going to kill people, David.

I don't fucking see it.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck. I got fucking dizzy.

You're not real.

Don't be such a schmuck.

God.

Oh.

Nice work with that nurse.

She sure can suck a mean cock.

You were watching?

Well, you know. Great.

In the living room.

Why are you here?

I had to see you.

Put those down.

Okay.

You've seen me. You can go.

Bye.

Look, I'm really sorry I'm upsetting you, but I have to let you know what's

going on.

I know. You told me. I'm a werewolf. You're one of the undead.

Yes, yes. Very much correct.

Congratulations. Okay, get the fuck out.

Listen to me, you putz.

Tomorrow night's the full moon, and you're gonna change into a monster.

You need to kill yourself, and, like, now.

Are you real?

Is this really happening to me?

Believe it, David.

If you don't kill yourself, there's gonna be more of me walking around.

More undead motherfuckers that I have to deal with. And I don't want that.

And who gets bitched at now? Me.

You're my friend. My responsibility.

Go kill yourself.

Jump off Big Ben or something. Finish yourself off. Take your own life.

David?

David, are you all right?

I will not take orders from fucking Meatloaf.

Now get the fuck out.

David, what's wrong? I hear talking.

Nothing. I'm just losing my mind.

talking to my dead friends again.

Come back to bed.

Nice. It's already hard.

Well, I guess there are advantages to being a werewolf.

Nurse Alex, I wanted to speak with you before we got to the office.

Have you seen David?

Yes. Where is he staying?

He's staying with me, Doctor.

Oh.

I see.

There's something I need to tell you, Alex.

I tried to investigate the attack.

Case is closed and they seem to have misplaced the files.

There's no record.

I don't understand.

David's wounds were cleaned and dressed before he arrived in London, yet

supposedly... No other doctor examined him before me.

I'm convinced they are lying about what happened. There are no witnesses.

There's no escaped lunatic.

The entire town is hiding the truth of what happened.

Well, what do you think happened, Doctor?

The trauma David suffered is severe, no doubt, but more so is the mass neurosis

I experienced in East Proctor.

If all the village believes a werewolf killed Jack...

Then why shouldn't David?

And by that rationale, wouldn't it make sense if David survived the attack, but

was bitten by the wolf?

Wouldn't he become one at the next full moon?

You don't think, you don't believe he's going to turn into a werewolf?

Of course not.

At least, not a running on all fours, howling at the moon hairy beast.

But in such a deranged mental state, he could potentially be a danger to himself

or others.

Please tell him to just stay in your flat tonight while you're on shift.

Yes, of course.

Have his directions subsided at all?

They're... They're manageable.

My superhero flow will put a crack to your mask. The sky's white, blue jeans

air max.

You will plague a hater with a cake still robbing. Like Peter Parker looking

the diamond. Make the wrong move around me and we're robbing. Get her in the

visible plane and I'll stop her. My niggas swingin' lane to lane.

Drive her with a truck or you ride her with a jeep.

Oh my God.

Ah!

Ah! Ah! My head's on fucking fire!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Oh, dear, aren't the old tools going to be arriving soon?

Oh, come on, darling.

We've got about half an hour.

Fancy a quick shag? I don't think we have time for that.

Oh, come on. Here, I'll hold my cork case.

You can't expect me to sit through an entire meal that way now, can you?

Well, no, I can't have that.

It must be quick, though.

Yes, of course.

Quickly.

Just like that

I don't know.

I don't know.

It's probably just those same hooligans in the park again, but... Is that a dog

they have with them?

That's bloody disgusting. What the hell could they be doing with this dog?

Oh, God, I don't know. We just... Go. Go out there and see what's going on.

Really? The old hool's will be here any minute.

But... Go on, then.

I'll just fuck to you with my funny saw. Go.

Bloody fine. Fine.

Where's my brandy sniffer?

It's cold out there.

Bone dry.

Bone who? Go on then.

Judith?

Harry?

Hello?

Could have sworn I heard your voice without you.

Is this meant to be a joke because it's not funny?

And it's bloody cold.

Judith!

What the fuck is that?

Hello?

What the fuck?

Thank you.

I can hear you, you know.

I don't find this amusing.

I will report you.

Thank you

David, where have you been all night?

I feel great.

Well, you seem in good spirits.

You know, I don't know. I feel like an athlete. It's awesome.

You know, one minute I was, like, reading a book here, and then the next

I wake up in the wolf enclosure at the London Zoo.

I don't know. It's a blank. I don't know what happened.

Let's go see the city or something, yeah?

Well, I'm glad you had such a good night.

Dr. Hirsch and I were worried about you. Oh, yeah?

Well, you shouldn't worry.

I can't describe how awesome I feel.

Turn this up. The gruesome death was labelled worse than the Jack the Ripper

ones that terrorised London over a century ago.

Eight bodies were literally ripped beyond recognition in three different

locations in the metropolitan London area.

Some reports link the killings to a large wolf or bear.

Police have no immediate suspects or leads and are asking the public to come

forward with any information that could be helpful.

Oh, no.

It's true.

Jack was right.

David, you're not a werewolf. They don't exist.

No, look.

People are being killed.

I don't remember what happened last night. I woke up in the zoo.

It's real.

I'm a danger. You're a danger. I gotta go. David, wait!

Damn you!

Are you going to get that phone?

No. No?

You can wait.

get it out suck on it

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

fuck, yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck those titties.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Please.

That's a lot of cum!

Any for my food?

Thank you, Nurse Calico.

Oh,

God.

Hi,

Jack. Hi, David.

Nice porno.

I jerk it, but I'm worried it'd fall off.

Aren't you going to say I told you so?

I warned you, you schmuck.

You never listen to me, David.

Oh, let's go to Northern England. Run in the moors.

Fuck. You look really bad.

That's because I'm rotting.

Undead, remember?

I'm sorry.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't even remember if I killed those people.

I can't remember anything.

Where'd you wake up?

In the fucking zoo, you putz?

That can happen when I'm drunk.

Like I don't do crazy things.

Look at me. I'm in Piccadilly Circus watching a porno with a corpse.

I miss you, Jack.

I've got some folks for you to meet.

David Kessler.

This is Gerald Brinkley.

Gerald is the fellow you slaughtered in the tube.

He's freshly dead and pretty messy.

Yes, I do look most unpleasant.

Jack, what the fuck?

I can assure you this is not Mr. Goodman's idea.

He's your friend, whereas I am merely an innocent victim of your moonlight

escapades. Mr. Brigley, I am so sorry.

I don't know anything about what I did.

My wife is now a widow, and my children fatherless.

And to top it off, I'm now in limbo as one of the living dead, until the wolf's

bloodline is severed, the curse lifted.

David Kessler.

You must die.

David.

This is Harry O'Toole.

And his fiancée, Judith O'Toole.

Hello.

Hello.

And the bums below are Alf, Ted, and Joseph.

And I wouldn't say we're pleased to meet you.

So what am I supposed to do?

Commit suicide.

You must kill yourself.

Easy to say when you're already dead.

No, we are all the undead.

Everybody you murder is not dead.

We walk the earth in limbo till the curse is lifted.

It has to be stopped, David.

Okay, for argument's sake, anyone have any ideas about how I should kill

Oh, I've got one. Sleeping pills.

Not sure enough.

He might just get sick.

I could hang myself.

No, no, if you mess up, you're stuck there choking forever.

Slow and very painful.

So what?

Let the fucker choke.

Hey, Transient, do you mind? He's my best friend.

Ain't no friend of mine.

A gun!

Blow your brains out!

Oh, yes.

You just put it to your forehead and pull the trigger. It's brilliant.

Oh, good sweetums. Don't I need a silver bullet?

Get serious. This isn't a movie.

A gun's fine. Put it right deep in your mouth to make sure you don't miss and

blow your brains right through the top of your head.

Thank you. I really appreciate your concern.

A knife.

Electric chainsaw. You can saw your head off. Oh, car crash.

Throw yourself in front of the tube.

That'll do it.

Drown yourself.

Incredible, Dr. Hirsch.

Dr. Hirsch.

Hello, Nurse Gallagher. Hello. Sorry to interrupt.

What is it, Nurse Price?

I was just giving Nurse Gallagher a full physical examination. She had some

concerns.

I can only imagine.

I couldn't reach you on your phone. It's David.

What about David?

He thinks he's responsible for the murders last night.

He thinks he's a werewolf.

Where is he?

I don't know. He went running out of my flat.

I think he could be in danger.

He's very upset.

I need to get him back into my care immediately.

GRRRRGH!

David? Is it you, David?

David. I'm going to shoot you, David.

Please let me help you.

I love fucking you, David.

I love that always big hard cock of yours.

Are you alright?

Yes. He was gonna fuck me.

Dad.

He still has an erection.