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I'm Jimmy. I am your host. Thank you for
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I'm Jimmy. I am your host. Thank you for
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I'm Jimmy. I am your host. Thank you for
watching. Thank you for joining us in
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watching. Thank you for joining us in
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watching. Thank you for joining us in
Hollywood, California.
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Hollywood, California.
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Hollywood, California.
And by the way,
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And by the way,
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And by the way,
if you need anything, please do not
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if you need anything, please do not
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if you need anything, please do not
hesitate to let us know. And by us, I
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hesitate to let us know. And by us, I
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hesitate to let us know. And by us, I
mean GMO. All right. Hey guy, I hope you
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mean GMO. All right. Hey guy, I hope you
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mean GMO. All right. Hey guy, I hope you
had a nice long weekend on your phone
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had a nice long weekend on your phone
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had a nice long weekend on your phone
looking at photos of how much happier we
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looking at photos of how much happier we
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looking at photos of how much happier we
were in 2016.
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were in 2016.
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were in 2016.
There's some great football games over
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There's some great football games over
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There's some great football games over
the weekend in the NFL. We are now down
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the weekend in the NFL. We are now down
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the weekend in the NFL. We are now down
to the final four teams that will have
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to the final four teams that will have
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to the final four teams that will have
to give their Super Bowl rings to the
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to give their Super Bowl rings to the
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to give their Super Bowl rings to the
president if they know it's good for
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president if they know it's good for
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president if they know it's good for
them. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands
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them. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands
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them. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands
of white people celebrated the legacy of
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of white people celebrated the legacy of
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of white people celebrated the legacy of
Martin Luther King by going skiing, just
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Martin Luther King by going skiing, just
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Martin Luther King by going skiing, just
as Dr. King would have wanted it. You
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as Dr. King would have wanted it. You
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as Dr. King would have wanted it. You
know, Donald Trump also had a dream, but
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know, Donald Trump also had a dream, but
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know, Donald Trump also had a dream, but
his was about Ivanka in a tube top.
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his was about Ivanka in a tube top.
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his was about Ivanka in a tube top.
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[Music]
I I have a confession to make. I spent
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I I have a confession to make. I spent
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I I have a confession to make. I spent
the whole day yesterday judging Trump on
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the whole day yesterday judging Trump on
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the whole day yesterday judging Trump on
the content of his character and the
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the content of his character and the
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the content of his character and the
color of his skin. Neither verdict was
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color of his skin. Neither verdict was
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color of his skin. Neither verdict was
good. What a weekend for Trump. You
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good. What a weekend for Trump. You
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good. What a weekend for Trump. You
really almost have to hand it to him. He
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really almost have to hand it to him. He
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really almost have to hand it to him. He
can do so much damage in one three-day
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can do so much damage in one three-day
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can do so much damage in one three-day
weekend. I don't know if anybody has
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weekend. I don't know if anybody has
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weekend. I don't know if anybody has
ever done more. Every country hates us
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ever done more. Every country hates us
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ever done more. Every country hates us
now. It's official. All of them hate us.
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now. It's official. All of them hate us.
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now. It's official. All of them hate us.
We are the Omar Rosa of the world. He is
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We are the Omar Rosa of the world. He is
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We are the Omar Rosa of the world. He is
so angry about getting snubbed for the
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so angry about getting snubbed for the
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so angry about getting snubbed for the
Nobel Peace Prize. He may literally
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Nobel Peace Prize. He may literally
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Nobel Peace Prize. He may literally
declare war against Scandinavia, the
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declare war against Scandinavia, the
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declare war against Scandinavia, the
happiest people on earth. But not
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happiest people on earth. But not
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happiest people on earth. But not
anymore. On Sunday, Trump sent the
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anymore. On Sunday, Trump sent the
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anymore. On Sunday, Trump sent the
following threatening text message to
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following threatening text message to
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following threatening text message to
the Norwegian prime minister. It said,
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the Norwegian prime minister. It said,
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the Norwegian prime minister. It said,
"Dear Jonas, considering your country
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"Dear Jonas, considering your country
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"Dear Jonas, considering your country
decided not to give me the Nobel Peace
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decided not to give me the Nobel Peace
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decided not to give me the Nobel Peace
Prize for having stopped eight wars
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Prize for having stopped eight wars
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Prize for having stopped eight wars
plus, I no longer feel an obligation to
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plus, I no longer feel an obligation to
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plus, I no longer feel an obligation to
think purely of peace, although it will
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think purely of peace, although it will
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think purely of peace, although it will
always be predominant, but can now think
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always be predominant, but can now think
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always be predominant, but can now think
about what is good and proper for the
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about what is good and proper for the
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about what is good and proper for the
United States of America. I've done more
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United States of America. I've done more
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United States of America. I've done more
for NATO than any other person since its
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for NATO than any other person since its
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for NATO than any other person since its
founding. And now NATO should do
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founding. And now NATO should do
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founding. And now NATO should do
something for the United States. The
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something for the United States. The
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something for the United States. The
world is not secure unless we have
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world is not secure unless we have
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world is not secure unless we have
complete and total control of Greenland.
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complete and total control of Greenland.
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complete and total control of Greenland.
Thank you, President DJT. That's right.
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Thank you, President DJT. That's right.
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Thank you, President DJT. That's right.
He's done more for NATO than any person
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He's done more for NATO than any person
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He's done more for NATO than any person
ever, and now he's going to destroy it.
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ever, and now he's going to destroy it.
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ever, and now he's going to destroy it.
He's shark NATO. Now, there are so many
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He's shark NATO. Now, there are so many
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He's shark NATO. Now, there are so many
embarrassing and deeply sad and insecure
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embarrassing and deeply sad and insecure
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embarrassing and deeply sad and insecure
things about that text. I really could
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things about that text. I really could
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things about that text. I really could
spend the whole night dissecting it, but
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spend the whole night dissecting it, but
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spend the whole night dissecting it, but
how about him admitting this in writing?
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how about him admitting this in writing?
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how about him admitting this in writing?
Our president sent a text to the leader
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Our president sent a text to the leader
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Our president sent a text to the leader
of another country, which by the way is
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of another country, which by the way is
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of another country, which by the way is
already a weird thing. The idea he's
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already a weird thing. The idea he's
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already a weird thing. The idea he's
just typing out a little message
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just typing out a little message
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just typing out a little message
to the prime minister of Norway. A
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to the prime minister of Norway. A
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to the prime minister of Norway. A
message that explicitly says, "Since you
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message that explicitly says, "Since you
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message that explicitly says, "Since you
didn't give me the peace prize, I'm
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didn't give me the peace prize, I'm
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didn't give me the peace prize, I'm
thinking about taking Greenland away."
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thinking about taking Greenland away."
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thinking about taking Greenland away."
It's unheard of. There's nothing to
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It's unheard of. There's nothing to
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It's unheard of. There's nothing to
compare it to in the history of
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compare it to in the history of
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compare it to in the history of
humankind. This is I mean, it's like we
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humankind. This is I mean, it's like we
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humankind. This is I mean, it's like we
armed a real housewife with nuclear
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armed a real housewife with nuclear
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armed a real housewife with nuclear
weapons.
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weapons.
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weapons.
This man is crashing the plane because
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This man is crashing the plane because
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This man is crashing the plane because
the steartist didn't bring them a bag of
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the steartist didn't bring them a bag of
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the steartist didn't bring them a bag of
peanuts. Okay, this is what happens to
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peanuts. Okay, this is what happens to
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peanuts. Okay, this is what happens to
children who get anything they want.
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children who get anything they want.
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children who get anything they want.
This is how they grow up. President
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This is how they grow up. President
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This is how they grow up. President
Verooa Salt. I want Greenland. I want it
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Verooa Salt. I want Greenland. I want it
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Verooa Salt. I want Greenland. I want it
now. All because he didn't get a little
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now. All because he didn't get a little
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now. All because he didn't get a little
medal around his neck. He's a child. His
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medal around his neck. He's a child. His
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medal around his neck. He's a child. His
parents let him stay up late last night
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parents let him stay up late last night
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parents let him stay up late last night
and he posted a lot of nonsense. At 1:00
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and he posted a lot of nonsense. At 1:00
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and he posted a lot of nonsense. At 1:00
a.m. he posted this image of himself,
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a.m. he posted this image of himself,
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a.m. he posted this image of himself,
little Marco, and JD Vance colonizing
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little Marco, and JD Vance colonizing
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little Marco, and JD Vance colonizing
Greenland. I like this because even in
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Greenland. I like this because even in
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Greenland. I like this because even in
an AI generated image, JD and Marco are
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an AI generated image, JD and Marco are
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an AI generated image, JD and Marco are
like, Jesus Christ, what are we
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like, Jesus Christ, what are we
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like, Jesus Christ, what are we
doing here?
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doing here?
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doing here?
Let's just say I don't know how to you
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Let's just say I don't know how to you
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Let's just say I don't know how to you
understand that
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understand that
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understand that
we are on the verge of going to war over
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we are on the verge of going to war over
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we are on the verge of going to war over
the Nobel Prize for peace. The irony
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the Nobel Prize for peace. The irony
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the Nobel Prize for peace. The irony
doesn't get more irony e than that. It's
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doesn't get more irony e than that. It's
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doesn't get more irony e than that. It's
we may be invading Europe again. Another
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we may be invading Europe again. Another
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we may be invading Europe again. Another
D-Day. Except this time the D stands for
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D-Day. Except this time the D stands for
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D-Day. Except this time the D stands for
dumb. This I feel like maybe Trump was
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dumb. This I feel like maybe Trump was
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dumb. This I feel like maybe Trump was
embarrassed that his text to the
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embarrassed that his text to the
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embarrassed that his text to the
Norwegian prime minister went public
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Norwegian prime minister went public
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Norwegian prime minister went public
because last night fart supreme started
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because last night fart supreme started
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because last night fart supreme started
posting screenshots of private messages
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posting screenshots of private messages
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posting screenshots of private messages
from other leaders to him including the
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from other leaders to him including the
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from other leaders to him including the
president of France Emanuel Mcronone.
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president of France Emanuel Mcronone.
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president of France Emanuel Mcronone.
It's so interesting to read these
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It's so interesting to read these
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It's so interesting to read these
because they really do tiptoe around
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because they really do tiptoe around
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because they really do tiptoe around
this maniac. Mcronone wrote, "My friend,
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this maniac. Mcronone wrote, "My friend,
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this maniac. Mcronone wrote, "My friend,
we are totally in line on Syria. We can
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we are totally in line on Syria. We can
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we are totally in line on Syria. We can
do great things on Iran. I do not
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do great things on Iran. I do not
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do great things on Iran. I do not
understand what you're doing on
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understand what you're doing on
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understand what you're doing on
Greenland.
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Greenland.
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Greenland.
That makes 8.1 billion of us, friend."
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That makes 8.1 billion of us, friend."
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That makes 8.1 billion of us, friend."
Trump screen grabbed that and posted it.
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Trump screen grabbed that and posted it.
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Trump screen grabbed that and posted it.
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this makes him look good? Every one of
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this makes him look good? Every one of
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this makes him look good? Every one of
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these texts reads like they're talking
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these texts reads like they're talking
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to a chimp with a hand grenade. Buddy,
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to a chimp with a hand grenade. Buddy,
everyone loves you. You're such a good
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everyone loves you. You're such a good
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everyone loves you. You're such a good
boy. Just Why don't you put that down so
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boy. Just Why don't you put that down so
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boy. Just Why don't you put that down so
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we can talk this out? Okay. This could
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we can talk this out? Okay. This could
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get bad. People could die because of
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get bad. People could die because of
this nonsense. Europe's not going to let
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this nonsense. Europe's not going to let
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this nonsense. Europe's not going to let
us stroll in and take Greenland without
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us stroll in and take Greenland without
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us stroll in and take Greenland without
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a fight. And the Norwegian government,
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a fight. And the Norwegian government,
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they don't have anything to do with
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they don't have anything to do with
awarding the Peace Prize. This is an
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awarding the Peace Prize. This is an
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awarding the Peace Prize. This is an
organization within their country. This
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organization within their country. This
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organization within their country. This
would be like if Trump bombed Mexico
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would be like if Trump bombed Mexico
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would be like if Trump bombed Mexico
because Taco Bell didn't put enough
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because Taco Bell didn't put enough
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because Taco Bell didn't put enough
cheese on his Crunch Wrap Supreme.
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cheese on his Crunch Wrap Supreme.
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cheese on his Crunch Wrap Supreme.
Danish troops are now going into
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Danish troops are now going into
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Danish troops are now going into
Greenland. They say they're going in to
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Greenland. They say they're going in to
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Greenland. They say they're going in to
protect Greenland from Russia, but we
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protect Greenland from Russia, but we
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protect Greenland from Russia, but we
know why they're there. These people are
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know why they're there. These people are
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know why they're there. These people are
our allies. These are the people who
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our allies. These are the people who
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our allies. These are the people who
make our ompic for God's sake.
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make our ompic for God's sake.
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make our ompic for God's sake.
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The people of Greenland aren't too keen
on this idea either. There were major
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on this idea either. There were major
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on this idea either. There were major
anti-Trump protests over the weekend.
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anti-Trump protests over the weekend.
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anti-Trump protests over the weekend.
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Now Greenland only has 57,000 people in
the whole country and they all showed up
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the whole country and they all showed up
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the whole country and they all showed up
for this. They even not only they show
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for this. They even not only they show
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for this. They even not only they show
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up, they made hats that say make America
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up, they made hats that say make America
go away.
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go away.
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go away.
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this is how you know historically
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this is how you know historically
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this is how you know historically
you know it's getting serious when they
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you know it's getting serious when they
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you know it's getting serious when they
start making merch. Trump's um latest
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start making merch. Trump's um latest
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start making merch. Trump's um latest
tantrum caused the Dow to drop 870
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tantrum caused the Dow to drop 870
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tantrum caused the Dow to drop 870
points today. In other words, you all
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points today. In other words, you all
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points today. In other words, you all
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lost thousands of dollars in your 401ks
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lost thousands of dollars in your 401ks
today because Trump didn't get a
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today because Trump didn't get a
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today because Trump didn't get a
necklace. King Gorge had a press
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necklace. King Gorge had a press
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necklace. King Gorge had a press
conference this morning to reflect on
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conference this morning to reflect on
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conference this morning to reflect on
the one-year anniversary of his
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the one-year anniversary of his
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the one-year anniversary of his
presidency. It was a very low energy but
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presidency. It was a very low energy but
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presidency. It was a very low energy but
very long affair. He spoke for an hour
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very long affair. He spoke for an hour
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very long affair. He spoke for an hour
and 44 minutes, longer than the
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and 44 minutes, longer than the
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and 44 minutes, longer than the
Minecraft movie. And to tout his many
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Minecraft movie. And to tout his many
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Minecraft movie. And to tout his many
achievements, he brought visual aids.
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achievements, he brought visual aids.
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achievements, he brought visual aids.
>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.
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>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.
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>> Here's uh the book on accomplishments.
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look at this. These are all eat
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look at this. These are all eat
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look at this. These are all eat
something that we did. Nobody did that
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something that we did. Nobody did that
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something that we did. Nobody did that
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before.
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before.
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And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we
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And it's it's big stuff, too. Look, we
have the hottest country in the world.
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hit Marco Rubio right on the head.
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hit Marco Rubio right on the head.
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hit Marco Rubio right on the head.
Who throws things like imagine doing
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Who throws things like imagine doing
that? You pick it up. This is kind of
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that? You pick it up. This is kind of
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that? You pick it up. This is kind of
behavior you only see from a boy who
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behavior you only see from a boy who
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behavior you only see from a boy who
grew up with a butler. Trump said, "God
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grew up with a butler. Trump said, "God
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grew up with a butler. Trump said, "God
is very proud of the job he's done so
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is very proud of the job he's done so
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is very proud of the job he's done so
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far, which did not get as big a laugh as
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far, which did not get as big a laugh as
it should have." And of course, he whed
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it should have." And of course, he whed
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it should have." And of course, he whed
repeatedly. He whined again and again
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repeatedly. He whined again and again
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repeatedly. He whined again and again
and again about not getting that Nobel
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and again about not getting that Nobel
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and again about not getting that Nobel
Prize. should have gotten the Nobel
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Prize. should have gotten the Nobel
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Prize. should have gotten the Nobel
Prize for each war. But I don't say
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Prize for each war. But I don't say
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Prize for each war. But I don't say
that. I saved millions and millions of
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that. I saved millions and millions of
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that. I saved millions and millions of
people. And don't let anyone tell you
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people. And don't let anyone tell you
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people. And don't let anyone tell you
that Norway doesn't control the shots.
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that Norway doesn't control the shots.
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that Norway doesn't control the shots.
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It's in Norway. Norway controls the
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It's in Norway. Norway controls the
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shots. They'll say, "We have nothing to
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shots. They'll say, "We have nothing to
do with it." Uh, it's a joke. They've
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do with it." Uh, it's a joke. They've
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do with it." Uh, it's a joke. They've
lost such prestige. Got all That's why I
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lost such prestige. Got all That's why I
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lost such prestige. Got all That's why I
have such respect for Maria doing what
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have such respect for Maria doing what
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have such respect for Maria doing what
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she did. She said, "I don't deserve the
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she did. She said, "I don't deserve the
Nobel Prize. He does." When she got it,
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Nobel Prize. He does." When she got it,
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Nobel Prize. He does." When she got it,
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they named They said, "Wow, that's
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they named They said, "Wow, that's
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amazing. I thought President Trump would
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amazing. I thought President Trump would
get it." President Trump deserves it. He
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get it." President Trump deserves it. He
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get it." President Trump deserves it. He
ended up eight wars. He ended them up.
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ended up eight wars. He ended them up.
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ended up eight wars. He ended them up.
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All eight. He Some presidents would have
ended the wars down. Not Trump. Ended
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ended the wars down. Not Trump. Ended
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ended the wars down. Not Trump. Ended
them up. Ended eight wars. And so he
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them up. Ended eight wars. And so he
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them up. Ended eight wars. And so he
wants eight Nobel Peace Prizes or one
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wants eight Nobel Peace Prizes or one
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wants eight Nobel Peace Prizes or one
12piece McNuggets, whichever he can get
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12piece McNuggets, whichever he can get
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12piece McNuggets, whichever he can get
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first. Trump also for the first time
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first. Trump also for the first time
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expressed a measure of sympathy for
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expressed a measure of sympathy for
Renee Good, the woman who's murdered in
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Renee Good, the woman who's murdered in
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Renee Good, the woman who's murdered in
Minneapolis, he now conceds that her
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Minneapolis, he now conceds that her
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Minneapolis, he now conceds that her
death was a tragedy, but not necessarily
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death was a tragedy, but not necessarily
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death was a tragedy, but not necessarily
for the reason you might hope.
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for the reason you might hope.
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for the reason you might hope.
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>> I felt horribly when I was told that the
young woman who was uh had the tragedy,
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young woman who was uh had the tragedy,
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young woman who was uh had the tragedy,
it's a tragedy, it's a horrible thing.
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it's a tragedy, it's a horrible thing.
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it's a tragedy, it's a horrible thing.
Everybody would say, ICE would say the
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Everybody would say, ICE would say the
same thing. But uh when I learned her
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same thing. But uh when I learned her
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same thing. But uh when I learned her
her parents
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her parents
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her parents
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and her father in particular is like was
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and her father in particular is like was
a I hope he still is but I don't know
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a I hope he still is but I don't know
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a I hope he still is but I don't know
was a tremendous Trump fan. He was all
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was a tremendous Trump fan. He was all
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was a tremendous Trump fan. He was all
for Trump. Love Trump
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for Trump. Love Trump
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for Trump. Love Trump
and uh you know it's terrible. I was
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and uh you know it's terrible. I was
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and uh you know it's terrible. I was
told that by a lot of people they said
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told that by a lot of people they said
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told that by a lot of people they said
oh he he loves you. He he was a I hope I
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oh he he loves you. He he was a I hope I
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oh he he loves you. He he was a I hope I
hope he still feels that way. I don't
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hope he still feels that way. I don't
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hope he still feels that way. I don't
know. It's hard hard situation. But her
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know. It's hard hard situation. But her
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know. It's hard hard situation. But her
father was a tremendous and and parents
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father was a tremendous and and parents
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father was a tremendous and and parents
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were tremendous Trump fans.
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were tremendous Trump fans.
It's so sad. It just happens. It's
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It's so sad. It just happens. It's
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terrible.
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terrible.
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>> We're so sorry for your loss, Mr.
President. I know how hard it is to lose
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President. I know how hard it is to lose
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President. I know how hard it is to lose
a fan and to lose two of them. Wow. He
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a fan and to lose two of them. Wow. He
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a fan and to lose two of them. Wow. He
always knows just the wrong thing to
456
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always knows just the wrong thing to
457
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always knows just the wrong thing to
say. The Pentagon ha has reportedly
458
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say. The Pentagon ha has reportedly
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say. The Pentagon ha has reportedly
mobilized 1500 soldiers for a potential
460
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mobilized 1500 soldiers for a potential
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mobilized 1500 soldiers for a potential
deployment to Minneapolis, which that's
462
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deployment to Minneapolis, which that's
463
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deployment to Minneapolis, which that's
what we voted for. A war with Europe and
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what we voted for. A war with Europe and
465
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what we voted for. A war with Europe and
troops at the Mall of America, right?
466
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troops at the Mall of America, right?
467
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troops at the Mall of America, right?
Maybe even a civil war. Get those
468
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Maybe even a civil war. Get those
469
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Maybe even a civil war. Get those
cameras ready, Ken Burns. You might have
470
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cameras ready, Ken Burns. You might have
471
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cameras ready, Ken Burns. You might have
to do this one live. This little detail
472
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to do this one live. This little detail
473
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to do this one live. This little detail
tells you all you need to know about
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tells you all you need to know about
475
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tells you all you need to know about
what's going on in Minnesota right now.
476
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what's going on in Minnesota right now.
477
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what's going on in Minnesota right now.
These iceholes. Last week, a group of
478
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These iceholes. Last week, a group of
479
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These iceholes. Last week, a group of
them ate at a Mexican restaurant. When
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them ate at a Mexican restaurant. When
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them ate at a Mexican restaurant. When
they were finished, they arrested the
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they were finished, they arrested the
483
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they were finished, they arrested the
people who served them the meal. Isn't
484
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people who served them the meal. Isn't
485
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people who served them the meal. Isn't
that lovely? This is a guy running point
486
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that lovely? This is a guy running point
487
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that lovely? This is a guy running point
for the border patrol. It's Trump's top
488
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for the border patrol. It's Trump's top
489
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for the border patrol. It's Trump's top
guy, Greg Bovino, guarding that
490
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guy, Greg Bovino, guarding that
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guy, Greg Bovino, guarding that
dangerous perimeter between us and
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dangerous perimeter between us and
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dangerous perimeter between us and
Manitoba. Here he is being Mr. Tough
494
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Manitoba. Here he is being Mr. Tough
495
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Manitoba. Here he is being Mr. Tough
Guy.
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Guy.
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Guy.
[Music]
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499
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>> Out of the road now.
500
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>> Out of the road now.
501
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>> Out of the road now.
[Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
>> CHICKEN.
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>> CHICKEN.
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>> CHICKEN.
[Applause]
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507
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Think we found our Nobel Prize winner
508
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Think we found our Nobel Prize winner
509
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Think we found our Nobel Prize winner
for poetry.
510
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for poetry.
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for poetry.
Coward chicken would make a pretty good
512
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Coward chicken would make a pretty good
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Coward chicken would make a pretty good
hat, right? CCF.
514
00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:05,120
hat, right? CCF.
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hat, right? CCF.
I have a theory and I think this might
516
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I have a theory and I think this might
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I have a theory and I think this might
uh explain a lot. Trump is jealous that
518
00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:09,839
uh explain a lot. Trump is jealous that
519
00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:11,829
uh explain a lot. Trump is jealous that
all the shows on the History Channel are
520
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all the shows on the History Channel are
521
00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:14,550
all the shows on the History Channel are
about Hitler and not him. And uh you
522
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about Hitler and not him. And uh you
523
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about Hitler and not him. And uh you
know I mentioned today is the first
524
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know I mentioned today is the first
525
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know I mentioned today is the first
anniversary of Donald Jumanji Trump's
526
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anniversary of Donald Jumanji Trump's
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anniversary of Donald Jumanji Trump's
second run as president. Exactly one
528
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second run as president. Exactly one
529
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second run as president. Exactly one
year ago today he declared that
530
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year ago today he declared that
531
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year ago today he declared that
America's decline is over and his steep
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America's decline is over and his steep
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America's decline is over and his steep
mental decline began.
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mental decline began.
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mental decline began.
>> The 47th president of the United States,
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>> The 47th president of the United States,
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>> The 47th president of the United States,
Donald J. Trump.
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Donald J. Trump.
539
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Donald J. Trump.
[Applause]
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[Applause]
541
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[Applause]
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
[Applause]
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[Applause]
545
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[Applause]
>> So proud of this Gulf of America.
546
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>> So proud of this Gulf of America.
547
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>> So proud of this Gulf of America.
>> I love Tesla making mice transgender
548
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>> I love Tesla making mice transgender
549
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>> I love Tesla making mice transgender
condoms for Hamas. The late great
550
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condoms for Hamas. The late great
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condoms for Hamas. The late great
Hannibal Lecter. He's a fictional
552
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Hannibal Lecter. He's a fictional
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Hannibal Lecter. He's a fictional
character. He's actually not. I said,
554
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character. He's actually not. I said,
555
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character. He's actually not. I said,
well, let's see how we say that.
556
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well, let's see how we say that.
557
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well, let's see how we say that.
>> Acetamin,
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>> Acetamin,
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>> Acetamin,
don't take Tylenol. Don't take it. Don't
560
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:01,760
don't take Tylenol. Don't take it. Don't
561
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,509
don't take Tylenol. Don't take it. Don't
take Tylenol.
562
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:03,519
take Tylenol.
563
00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:06,150
take Tylenol.
>> I'd give it to Elon as a presentation
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>> I'd give it to Elon as a presentation
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>> I'd give it to Elon as a presentation
from our country.
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from our country.
567
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from our country.
>> Musk continuing to fire back late today.
568
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>> Musk continuing to fire back late today.
569
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>> Musk continuing to fire back late today.
Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald
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Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald
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Time to drop the really big bomb. Donald
Trump is in the Epstein files.
572
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Trump is in the Epstein files.
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Trump is in the Epstein files.
>> There's my friend. Blacks for Trump. I
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>> There's my friend. Blacks for Trump. I
575
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>> There's my friend. Blacks for Trump. I
like that guy. Thank you very much.
576
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like that guy. Thank you very much.
577
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:21,990
like that guy. Thank you very much.
Thank all of the fellas.
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Thank all of the fellas.
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Thank all of the fellas.
>> They went scuaddle. You know the word
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>> They went scuaddle. You know the word
581
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>> They went scuaddle. You know the word
scuaddle? That means scuaddle.
582
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:25,440
scuaddle? That means scuaddle.
583
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scuaddle? That means scuaddle.
>> They don't know what the they're doing.
584
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>> They don't know what the they're doing.
585
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>> They don't know what the they're doing.
We'll be dropping drug prices by
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We'll be dropping drug prices by
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We'll be dropping drug prices by
1,200,300
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1,200,300
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1,200,300
and even 1,400% and 500.
590
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and even 1,400% and 500.
591
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and even 1,400% and 500.
>> Transgender for everybody. Everybody
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>> Transgender for everybody. Everybody
593
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>> Transgender for everybody. Everybody
transgender. There are two nwords and
594
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transgender. There are two nwords and
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transgender. There are two nwords and
you can't use either of them.
596
00:11:40,069 --> 00:11:40,079
you can't use either of them.
597
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you can't use either of them.
>> Sir, why are you on the roof?
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>> Sir, why are you on the roof?
599
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>> Sir, why are you on the roof?
[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
>> What does that mean?
602
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>> What does that mean?
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>> What does that mean?
>> Don't take Tylenol.
604
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:48,160
>> Don't take Tylenol.
605
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,150
>> Don't take Tylenol.
>> Right there. You see all the trucks?
606
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:50,160
>> Right there. You see all the trucks?
607
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,069
>> Right there. You see all the trucks?
They've just started construction of the
608
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They've just started construction of the
609
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They've just started construction of the
new ballroom.
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611
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DO YOU stand by that claim of calling
612
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DO YOU stand by that claim of calling
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DO YOU stand by that claim of calling
Tim Walls
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Tim Walls
615
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Tim Walls
>> Yeah, I think there's something wrong
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>> Yeah, I think there's something wrong
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>> Yeah, I think there's something wrong
with them. Men playing in women's sports
618
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with them. Men playing in women's sports
619
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with them. Men playing in women's sports
and transgender from everybody and
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and transgender from everybody and
621
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and transgender from everybody and
windmills all over the place. The
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windmills all over the place. The
623
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,509
windmills all over the place. The
windmills are killing our country.
624
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:07,519
windmills are killing our country.
625
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windmills are killing our country.
Anybody have a windmill kills all your
626
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Anybody have a windmill kills all your
627
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Anybody have a windmill kills all your
birds? Birds all over the place. They're
628
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birds? Birds all over the place. They're
629
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birds? Birds all over the place. They're
screaming for help. They got whacked. My
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screaming for help. They got whacked. My
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screaming for help. They got whacked. My
goal is to not let any windmill be
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goal is to not let any windmill be
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goal is to not let any windmill be
built. They're losers. Don't take
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built. They're losers. Don't take
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built. They're losers. Don't take
Tylenol. At McDonald's, there's always
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Tylenol. At McDonald's, there's always
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00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:23,670
Tylenol. At McDonald's, there's always
something to have. I like the fish. The
638
00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:23,680
something to have. I like the fish. The
639
00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,750
something to have. I like the fish. The
whole Epstein thing is a Democrat hoax.
640
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:25,760
whole Epstein thing is a Democrat hoax.
641
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whole Epstein thing is a Democrat hoax.
Bill Clinton was on his plane and went
642
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Bill Clinton was on his plane and went
643
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Bill Clinton was on his plane and went
to the island supposedly 28 times. I
644
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to the island supposedly 28 times. I
645
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to the island supposedly 28 times. I
don't want to bring that up. I refuse to
646
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don't want to bring that up. I refuse to
647
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:34,069
don't want to bring that up. I refuse to
talk about the fact that he's a fat
648
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:34,079
talk about the fact that he's a fat
649
00:12:34,079 --> 00:12:36,470
talk about the fact that he's a fat
slob. I don't mention it.
650
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:36,480
slob. I don't mention it.
651
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,150
slob. I don't mention it.
>> Quiet.
652
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:38,160
>> Quiet.
653
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>> Quiet.
>> There is also a beautiful medal for you
654
00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:42,160
>> There is also a beautiful medal for you
655
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,710
>> There is also a beautiful medal for you
that you can wear everywhere you want to
656
00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:44,720
that you can wear everywhere you want to
657
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that you can wear everywhere you want to
go.
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go.
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go.
>> Well, they should give me the Nobel
660
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>> Well, they should give me the Nobel
661
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,389
>> Well, they should give me the Nobel
Prize for Rwanda and the Congo or
662
00:12:50,389 --> 00:12:50,399
Prize for Rwanda and the Congo or
663
00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:54,230
Prize for Rwanda and the Congo or
Serbia, Kosovo. You could send India and
664
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Serbia, Kosovo. You could send India and
665
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Serbia, Kosovo. You could send India and
Pakistan. You could I should have gotten
666
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:56,160
Pakistan. You could I should have gotten
667
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,430
Pakistan. You could I should have gotten
it four or five times.
668
00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:57,440
it four or five times.
669
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it four or five times.
>> Do you think the center will eventually
670
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>> Do you think the center will eventually
671
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>> Do you think the center will eventually
be named the Trump candidate?
672
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be named the Trump candidate?
673
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be named the Trump candidate?
>> I don't know. I hear that, but I don't
674
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>> I don't know. I hear that, but I don't
675
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>> I don't know. I hear that, but I don't
know. That's not up to me. That's up to
676
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:04,000
know. That's not up to me. That's up to
677
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,870
know. That's not up to me. That's up to
the board.
678
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the board.
679
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the board.
>> Go null f. So it's go left. Pergo
680
00:13:08,949 --> 00:13:08,959
>> Go null f. So it's go left. Pergo
681
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>> Go null f. So it's go left. Pergo
various cryptologic
682
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various cryptologic
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00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,629
various cryptologic
president.
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685
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Why is it we only take people from hole
686
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Why is it we only take people from hole
687
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,110
Why is it we only take people from hole
countries? I can't believe you're asking
688
00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:19,120
countries? I can't believe you're asking
689
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,190
countries? I can't believe you're asking
a question on Epstein at a time like
690
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:21,200
a question on Epstein at a time like
691
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,870
a question on Epstein at a time like
this where we're having some of the
692
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:22,880
this where we're having some of the
693
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,150
this where we're having some of the
greatest success and and also tragedy.
694
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:26,160
greatest success and and also tragedy.
695
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,550
greatest success and and also tragedy.
Don't give Tylenol
696
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:28,560
Don't give Tylenol
697
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,750
Don't give Tylenol
to the baby.
698
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:29,760
to the baby.
699
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,820
to the baby.
>> Happy
700
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:31,830
>> Happy
701
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:37,900
>> Happy
[Music]
702
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:37,910
703
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,760
[Applause]
704
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:39,770
[Applause]
705
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:45,430
[Applause]
[Music]
706
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:45,440
[Music]
707
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,670
[Music]
>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
708
00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:47,680
>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
709
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,670
>> Nothing bad can happen. It can only good
happen. If something happens really bad,
710
00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:49,680
happen. If something happens really bad,
711
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,069
happen. If something happens really bad,
just blame AI. I can't think of anybody
712
00:13:52,069 --> 00:13:52,079
just blame AI. I can't think of anybody
713
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:53,750
just blame AI. I can't think of anybody
in history that should get the Nobel
714
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:53,760
in history that should get the Nobel
715
00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,230
in history that should get the Nobel
Prize more than me.
716
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:58,240
717
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,970
>> Happy anniversary, Mr. President.
718
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:00,980
>> Happy anniversary, Mr. President.
719
00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:08,799
>> Happy anniversary, Mr. President.
[Music]
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