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[Veronica and Kev moaning]
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[Veronica giggles]
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Oh, sh--oh, hey.
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-Uh, V.
-[Veronica] Yeah?
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V.
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Did you know they were coming?
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No!
Hell no!
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'Scuse me.
Can I help you?
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Oh, sure, this is
what you're here for?
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Okay, here's what happened
last week on Shameless.
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Married people you know
with kids
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can still have fantastic sex.
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[laughs]
Huh?
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Our community
has been infiltrated
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by undesirables.
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[Kev] The Milkoviches.
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-[yelling]
-[Liam] We have to move
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away from the racists.
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Whoa.
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It's a good training wheel gun.
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Point and shoot,
just like Call of Duty.
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And it's okay
if you shoot a Milkovich.
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No one cares.
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[Milton]
You know how it is these days.
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You gotta scrape together
whatever you can, man.
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That doesn't mean
you can kick people
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out of their fucking houses.
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Are we in a relationship?
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[Royal] Sandy!
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-Who's that?
-[Royal] Sandy!
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[sighs]
It's my fucking husband.
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-I know you're in there!
-Your what?
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Not today, rednecks!
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[gunshot]
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[groans]
Oh...
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[bullet squelches]
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rock music
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I am poor, unemployed,
and pretty soon,
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I'm gonna be homeless.
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You know, in the old days,
I'd be at BornFree right now,
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stealing everything in sight.
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You still got the keys?
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Yeah.
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rock music
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Think of all
the luck you got
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Know that
it's not for naught
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You were beaming
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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Round up
the friends you got
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Know that
they're not for naught
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You were willing
once before
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But it's not like that
anymore
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What is this downside
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That you speak of?
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What is this feeling
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You're so sure of?
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rock music
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-[sharp bang]
-Shh!
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[Mickey] Fuck!
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Darker than Satan's asshole
in here.
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We been down
this road before
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I already know
what you got in store...
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All right, I'ma hit parts.
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Mick, grab some bikes,
and, uh, Brad, office.
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Lookin' for a place
to live
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Wait, why are you using
real names?
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[Lip] Hey, relax,
we're gonna take
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the security camera.
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And what-what if
they bugged the place?
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Hey, Mission Impossible,
less talking, more stealing.
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Don't want your money
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Ain't nothin' there
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What the fuck is this shit?
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Now we're standing
face-to-face
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Gonna run you right off
outta this place
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Ooh, ooh, it's a race
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Hey, hey, three grand
in the safe.
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Keep it up,
gonna match your pace...
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Yo, hey, hey.
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Fuck that one.
It's a piece of shit.
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Grab some chrome pipes
and carburetors, parts room.
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Shit feels expensive.
It's heavy.
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Now's your opportunity
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To take what you want
and take what you need
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[Lip] Hey, what the fuck
you doing?
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Making it look
like Mexicans broke in.
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Keep it up,
gonna match your pace
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[door whirring]
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Yeah it's a race
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[Brad]
Fucking freezing in here.
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Why'd you get
a refrigerated truck?
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'Cause, Brad, there's not
a lot of options last-minute.
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[Mickey]
Where we fencing this shit?
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I don't know.
Out of state, probably.
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Wait, you haven't lined up
a fence yet?
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No.
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Great fucking plan, Lip.
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Which one of you geniuses
came up with it?
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Well, it was a group effort:
me, Brad, couple of six-packs.
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Couple of s--
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You off the wagon again?
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Yeah, just one night.
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"Just one night"--isn't that
what every alcoholic says?
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Ooh, baby, do you know
what that's worth...
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[Frank] Monica!
Oh, Monica!
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[groans]
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-[Monica groaning]
-Hop the fuck up, Monny.
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You are still the best
I've ever had.
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[both groaning]
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-Monica!
-Ah!
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[Monica giggling]
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-Oh, Monica.
-[Monica sighs]
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[Monica] Ah...
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Do you know what
that's worth?
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Ooh, heaven is a place
on Earth...
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[Monica breathing hard,
sighing]
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[Monica] Shit.
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[Frank] Sorry I can't...stay
for another round there,
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Monny.
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Uh...
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I gotta get to work.
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Ah.
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Hey!
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You wanna meet
at The Alibi a little bit later
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for, uh, happy hour?
Ha.
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[Monica] Sure.
Where do you work?
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Uh...
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Oh.
[laughs]
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I didn't mean to pry, honey.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh, and, uh,
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Frank, honey,
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when we're not having sex,
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could you use my real name?
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Letty?
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What?
Uh...
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Like, I'm cool with "Monica"
in bed if that's your kink,
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but when we're just
hanging out,
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it doesn't feel right.
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Just...
call me by my name, okay?
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tranquil choral music
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[voice] speaking Italian
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Um, "bor...jurno"?
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Can I speak
to Pope Francis, please?
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[voice] speaking Italian
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What's the penance
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for accidentally shooting
someone...
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if they're alive
but paralyzed?
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[voice] Who is this?
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rock music
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Ooh, ooh
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Ooh
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Here we go again...
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-[Tami] Ooh.
-[Lip] Hey.
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Eggs, bacon, and pancakes.
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You fuck someone?
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What? No.
I can't make breakfast?
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[Tami] Ha.
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-Coffee?
-Uh, no, no, I'm good.
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I already had six cups.
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Jesus.
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How long have you been up?
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Uh, a while.
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You know,
Brad needed a meeting,
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so we hit the 6:30
at the church.
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Brad needed a meeting?
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Uh, yeah, no,
I mean, I guess
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we-we both did.
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You know,
between the house stuff
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and BornFree,
it's kind of been a lot.
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Okay, well, tell me before
it gets to be too much, okay?
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Can't handle you falling
off the wagon right now.
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Right. Yeah.
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I saw my dad yesterday.
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He might lose the house.
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-Damn, it's that bad?
-Yeah.
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Cami's baby cleaned out
his savings.
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He never received
his SBA loan.
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Cory's gonna move back home
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to help
with the mortgage payments,
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but probably won't be enough.
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I told him
that I would talk to you
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about us maybe taking over
my old bedroom.
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What? No.
No, no, no, absolutely not.
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Okay, look, I know
it's not ideal,
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but we're gonna need
someplace to live.
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Plus, the extra couple hundred
we could pitch in each month,
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it would really make
a difference for Dad.
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And free child care.
Two hot meals a day.
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Yeah, you get that
in prison too.
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Do we have a choice, Lip?
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You got fired.
We have bills.
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You know, you can't get
a mortgage without a job,
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and either way,
we can't afford a house now.
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So then we move back
into the RV, right?
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Next to your family and a gang
of homicidal Milkoviches?
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At least there,
we can have loud sex.
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Right?
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You know, we can walk around
in our underwear.
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A-at Bob's, I feel like
I need to take a shower
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and put on a tie every time
I want a cup of coffee.
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Okay, uh, well, if you have
any helpful suggestions
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about where we're gonna live,
I'm all ears.
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I'll figure it out.
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No, what the fuck
does that mean, Lip,
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you'll figure it out?
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'Cause I thought
that we were a we now.
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And we are.
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Okay.
[scoffs]
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Well...
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keep me posted
on what we come up with.
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jaunty music
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Oh, the prodigal thief returns.
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Don't give me shit.
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I was doing a favor
for your brother.
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Yeah?
How'd your expedition go?
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[Carl] What expedition?
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Ian got his period
this morning,
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sent me out for doughnuts.
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Got to Sweet Susan's
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before they sold out
of chocolate cream.
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[Carl] I love Sweet Susan's.
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[Mickey]
Fucking five-oh favorite.
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Is it laundry day or something?
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Day off.
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[Liam] What's on deck?
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[Carl] Furniture store.
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Gonna blow
my sweet cop paycheck
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on a brand-new crib.
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-You moving out?
-[Carl] Moving down.
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Taking over the basement.
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None of you fuckers
are allowed down there.
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-[door closes]
-Good morning, Gallagher youth.
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Fuck off, Frank.
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[Frank] Walked past
the Milkovich house.
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Guess what I saw
in the front yard.
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Absolutely nothing!
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Not a racist redneck
or human turd in sight.
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Even the tent city's quiet.
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Terry's drive-by shooting's
gonna be the best thing
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to ever happen
to the South Side.
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[Ian] Anybody have any leads
on who shot him?
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-Whoever did deserves a medal.
-Eh, I doubt we're looking.
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It's not like Chicago PD's
gonna waste taxpayer dollars
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on some piece of shit
like Terry Milkovich.
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No offense, Mick.
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None taken.
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Oh, asshole's coming home
today.
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[Ian] What, already?
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Shouldn't he be going to rehab?
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No such thing as rehab
for the poor.
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They just dig out the bullet,
staple you shut,
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and kick you in the nuts
on the way out.
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[Ian] They sending him home
with a nurse or something,
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at least?
260
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,027
I don't think so.
261
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,111
Sandy's been dealing
with the hospital.
262
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,530
I was hoping
the fucker'd just die.
263
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,574
Maybe Sandy's husband
could help.
264
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,326
Royal?
No fucking way.
265
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,452
That guy's a douchebag.
266
00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:22,788
Hmm. Is that where she's
been staying, with Royal?
267
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,749
Fuck should I know?
Ask yourself.
268
00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,375
Yeah, I would
if she called me back.
269
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,835
I've left her, like,
30 messages.
270
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,545
That is 29 times too many.
271
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,922
Tell her to grow some ovaries
and come talk to me.
272
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,507
Don't get me involved
in your dyke drama.
273
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:34,967
Deal with your own mess.
274
00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:35,551
My mess?
275
00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,677
She's the one who's married...
276
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,762
to a dude!
277
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,889
[Frank laughs]
278
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,309
Should anyone need me...
I'll be upstairs.
279
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,311
[Debbie]
Nobody needs you, Frank.
280
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,773
Hey, Debs, uh,
think we could finish up
281
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,857
the ambulance today?
282
00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,025
Yeah, sure,
I'm finally getting
283
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,360
my ankle monitor off
this morning,
284
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,861
but, uh, in a few hours,
I should have
285
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,196
a little bit of time.
286
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,280
That work?
287
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,449
Can I get a ride
to school, Debs?
288
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,450
Sure, Liam.
289
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,701
Anybody else?
Do you need anything?
290
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,244
A massage?
Huh?
291
00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,412
Wouldn't say no.
292
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,622
Fuck off, Mickey.
293
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,748
[Mickey chuckles]
294
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,460
Kev!
295
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,628
Where are the brownie pans?
296
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,214
Okay, here we go.
297
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,173
Two beautiful girls
298
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,466
ready to show their mommy off
at school.
299
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,302
Oh, I am so excited
to be class parent.
300
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,887
I need a break from the adults.
301
00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,889
Hey, how many voters
did you register yesterday?
302
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,182
Three in five hours.
303
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,143
So many good Black folks
died from the virus
304
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:26,977
or moving away.
305
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,688
I'm starting to think
we should give up
306
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,023
and leave the South Side
to the gentrifiers.
307
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,650
Hey, those gentrifiers
buy weed,
308
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,735
the expensive stuff
with the weird names.
309
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,113
I had some hipster kid come in
for an edible yesterday.
310
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,031
He said that we're
the up-and-coming...
311
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,617
neighborhood,
said we're the next Pilsen.
312
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,618
Pilsen?
313
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,911
The place where they do
art walks?
314
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,996
Yeah,
and the fancy food trucks.
315
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,082
The other kids are gonna be
so jealous of you.
316
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,503
You guys have the sexiest mama
on the South Side.
317
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,130
A-and the smartest.
318
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,716
[Veronica]
Damn right, the smartest.
319
00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:00,428
Girls, in 2021, we are ignoring
the male gaze
320
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,138
and focusing on our minds.
321
00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,098
It's where the energy
needs to go.
322
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975
Well, this male gaze
is gonna focus
323
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,477
on you walking out that door.
324
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,687
[Kev chuckles]
325
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,189
[Veronica laughs]
326
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,401
[shower running]
327
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,654
Frank, can I ask you something?
328
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,406
[Frank grunts]
329
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,949
Do you believe in God?
330
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,325
I mean, the evidence is thin,
331
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,702
but I think God is real...
332
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,786
[Frank grunts]
333
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,289
...which means so is Hell.
334
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,790
[Frank groans]
335
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,710
Say you did something bad
by accident.
336
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,963
Do you still go down there
and get tortured by demons?
337
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,925
Little hard to masturbate
when you keep asking me
338
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,595
questions about Catholicism,
kid.
339
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,807
It's fine.
I give up anyway.
340
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,185
Son, Hell, much like prisons,
341
00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,479
is just a way
to frighten people
342
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,938
into submission.
343
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,816
You can buy a pardon
from the Catholic Church,
344
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,693
be absolved of your sins,
345
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,528
just like you can buy a judge.
346
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,781
It's the oldest scam
in the book.
347
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,073
How much is a pardon?
348
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,950
More than you'll ever have.
349
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,244
If you're worried
about something, go confess.
350
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,288
Light some candles,
say some Hail Marys,
351
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,124
and voilà , you're back
on God's good side,
352
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,628
unless, of course,
you did something really bad.
353
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,796
Then you'll be tormented
354
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,507
in the deepest depths of Hell
for eternity.
355
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,427
Last day at sex offender's
corner, Franny.
356
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,470
Isn't that great?
357
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,472
Tomorrow I can walk you
all the way to school.
358
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,682
Mommy, where's Sandy?
359
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,436
She's off lying somewhere
about being single.
360
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,022
I want Sandy.
361
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985
-[cell phone clicks]
-Okay, say it again, sweetie.
362
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,029
Sandy needs to know
just how much you miss her.
363
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,824
Say, "Where's Sandy?
I want Sandy."
364
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,742
[softly] I want Sandy.
365
00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,202
Louder.
366
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,329
[softly] I want Sandy.
367
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,914
Louder, like you mean it.
368
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:52,915
[Franny crying]
369
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,959
Thanks for nothing, Franny!
370
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,086
-[scoffs]
-[door slams]
371
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,839
rock music
372
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,521
[cylinder clicking]
373
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,897
[Zofia] This is stupid.
374
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,024
-You volunteer, then.
-Well, who put you in charge?
375
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,401
The Grand fucking Wizard,
that's who.
376
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,569
[Mickey] Yo!
377
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,736
What are you idiots doing?
378
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,697
Joey here has a dumb idea.
379
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:25,698
-Yeah.
-Shut up!
380
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,782
Can't decide
who's gonna take care
381
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,576
of Uncle Terry
when he gets back.
382
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,785
Take care?
383
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,579
Feed him, empty his shit bag,
and wash his balls.
384
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,496
Fuck, man.
385
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,831
Jeez, with the fucking imagery.
386
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,291
So we're playing
Russian roulette.
387
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,750
Four of us,
three bullets in the gun.
388
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,836
Whoever doesn't get shot
takes care of the cripple.
389
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,920
[cylinder clicking]
390
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,547
Seems like a great plan.
391
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,715
[Sammy]
I shouldn't have to play.
392
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,799
I'm the one servicing
that old bag
393
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,759
twice a week
so we can keep our house.
394
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,011
Wait, you're fucking McCurdy?
395
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,470
Yeah, he should get a pass.
396
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,805
Screw it.
I'm going first.
397
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,849
I'd rather die
than wash Terry's balls.
398
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,017
[Mickey]
All right, hold on.
399
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,895
Hold on. Hold o--
Put that down.
400
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,354
Look, I'm not gonna lie:
as fun as it would be
401
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,148
to watch you all blow
your fucking brains out,
402
00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,025
I actually happen to like
one or two of you.
403
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,986
So, Alek, you're his favorite.
You're doing it.
404
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,988
Yeah, he's right.
You're his favorite.
405
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,656
But that-that's only
because I let him
406
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,909
practice ringen on me
as a kid.
407
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,285
What's ringen?
408
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,245
German wrestling,
very homo-sexy.
409
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,955
And my shoulder's
still messed up.
410
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,749
Well, you got off easy,
'cause he's been actually
411
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,751
trying to kill my ass
last couple years.
412
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,462
So ring, ring,
duty fucking calls.
413
00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,506
jaunty music
414
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,633
Let's get it started
415
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,092
Just leave
your problems home
416
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,719
Strictly good vibes
over here
417
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,887
Let's get it started
418
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,138
Everybody just say it
with me
419
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,057
One time
real loud and clear
420
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,934
Let's get it started
421
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,063
Let's get it started
422
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,942
Let's get it started
423
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,613
Let's get it started
424
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,864
Excellent.
425
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,577
[bell chimes]
426
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,412
Ah, Mrs. G.
427
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,666
Light brain teaser with
your morning coffee, I see.
428
00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,416
Good choice.
429
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,127
Gotta exercise
those mental muscles.
430
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,755
What do you want, Frank?
431
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,757
I'm here to pick up my stuff.
432
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,425
What stuff?
433
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,220
I...
434
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,597
I paid for five ounces
in advance.
435
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,182
You wrote it down somewhere,
436
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,768
on a Post-it note,
back of a napkin--
437
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,145
No need to write it down.
Mind's a steel trap.
438
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,273
We're all settled up.
I don't owe you anything.
439
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,067
Okay, now, I'm not just
a college kid
440
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,611
buying a doobie
with his daddy's money.
441
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,238
My sativa, please.
442
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,656
[Gor] Everything okay out here?
443
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032
[Frank]
Yes. No!
444
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,452
No, your mom's trying to pull
a fast one on me.
445
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,705
You know, there was a time
on the South Side
446
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,331
when we had honor, a code.
447
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,875
Maybe it was before
you people moved in.
448
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,002
What is he talking about?
449
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,586
No idea. Frank?
450
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,213
You gonna leave or not?
451
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,716
No!
Absolutely not--
452
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,717
[body thuds]
453
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,846
Why don't you guys
move back here?
454
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,222
Oh, Tami doesn't want to,
455
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,182
said she'd rather have Fred
see white nationalists
456
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,019
on the TV at Bob's
than in the yard next door,
457
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,104
and, you know,
I can't say I blame her.
458
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,689
The neighborhood's on the up,
459
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,357
but block keeps getting
shittier.
460
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,608
Pop?
461
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,404
Maybe we should just cut
our losses, move in with Bob.
462
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,281
We can be
the fucked-up Brady Bunch.
463
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,949
No, no, no,
don't give up yet, man.
464
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,117
All right?
465
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,785
Look, we sell the stuff
from BornFree.
466
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,995
That'll carry us for a while.
467
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,955
We'll put the parts
and the tools downstairs.
468
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,041
Now, our only real problem
are the bikes.
469
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,793
Can't use my garage.
It's full of baby crap.
470
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,086
Yeah,
we couldn't use that anyway.
471
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,921
You know, it's the first place
the cops would look.
472
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,298
The cops?
473
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,924
Yeah, they might come
poking around.
474
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,010
[scoffs]
Guess you've done this before.
475
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,219
Yeah, it's
in the Gallagher playbook.
476
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,387
You get it at birth.
477
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,473
Your brother's not gonna be
a problem, the cop?
478
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,225
No, Carl wouldn't turn
on family.
479
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,895
[Brad] Okay.
480
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,938
And Steely Susan.
There you go.
481
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,065
Thank you very much.
482
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,067
Enjoy responsibly.
483
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,195
I mean, with rehab, he might
move his arms again one day.
484
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,530
-Who knows? He could even walk.
-[Ian] I don't get it.
485
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,699
What's so great
about your dad walking again?
486
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,242
Less of a burden on the family.
487
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,660
What are you guys
talking about?
488
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,037
Terry's coming home today.
489
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,163
[Kev] So soon?
490
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,624
Don't worry.
He's a fucking vegetable.
491
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:07,503
That's the most I've heard you
talk about your dad in...ever.
492
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,462
Why do you care?
493
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,214
Why save a man just to dump him
on his family?
494
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,509
Like, do the world a favor.
Pull the fucking plug already.
495
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,260
Jesus, Mick.
496
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,179
Being long-term sick
is worse than death.
497
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,764
You fix that
by improving services,
498
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,307
not by killing people.
499
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,725
I don't wanna pay
for Terry's wet nurse
500
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,018
with my tax money.
501
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,937
You pay taxes on this weed?
502
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,522
Sometimes, a little bit.
503
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,231
Uh-huh.
504
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,357
It's a lot of product, Kev.
505
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,359
Yeah, he almost shat himself
on the way here.
506
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,986
I'll feel better once
we finish up the ambulance.
507
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:33,987
We're bulletproofing it
508
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,948
and adding a safe
for all this cash.
509
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,282
Smart,
weed's selling faster
510
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,119
than toilet paper
during quarantine.
511
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,955
All right, nice doing business
with you, Chapo.
512
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,123
Come on, sugar tits.
513
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,707
We got an ambulance
to pimp out.
514
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,752
rock music
515
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,272
Hey, Timmy.
It's me, Liam, from next door.
516
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,606
I know who you are.
517
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,692
Um, I heard
about your Uncle Terry.
518
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,318
Not my uncle, my dad.
519
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,156
Well, guess he's actually
my uncle and my dad.
520
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,407
I'm really sorry, man.
521
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,867
Why do you give a shit?
522
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,285
It's just sad that--
523
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,828
Only time a man
apologizes for something
524
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,872
is if he did it
or knows who did.
525
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,540
You know who it was?
526
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,292
Do you?
527
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,501
No!
I was just trying to--
528
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,961
[Timmy] When we find
the bastard that shot
529
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,172
Pappy Terry,
he'll be more than paralyzed.
530
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,423
We'll cut him up,
bleed him out,
531
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,384
grind him up,
and feed him to our dogs.
532
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,848
[school bell rings]
533
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,934
[Muzak playing]
534
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,273
-[employee] Sir--
-[customer] It says right here.
535
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,691
-Right here!
-[employee] Uh, sir?
536
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,193
[over P.A. system]
Someone from bathrooms
537
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,195
to the living room section,
please.
538
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,739
[customer] It says right here
on the receipt,
539
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,240
free returns for 90 days.
540
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,784
[employee] Uh, your purchase
was made 123 days ago.
541
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,994
No, it wasn't!
542
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829
Sir, I can tell you used
a ballpoint pen
543
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,039
to change the three to a four.
544
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,665
[customer] You calling me
a fucking liar now?
545
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,000
You know what?
I wanna speak to your manager.
546
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,376
-Where is he?
-[Carl] Hey, is there
547
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,419
a problem over here?
548
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,587
'Cause it looks like
from over there,
549
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,089
you're harassing this kind
and capable lady manager
550
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,717
who's just trying to help
you out with your return.
551
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,430
I might've lost my temper.
552
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,558
Why don't you take a walk
and come back when you find it?
553
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,395
-Yes, of course.
-[soft scoff]
554
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,064
Thank you, Officer.
555
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,983
Sorry.
556
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,443
[employee] Mm.
557
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,528
Real asshole.
558
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,697
-Not even the worst one today.
-[both chuckle]
559
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,325
People are so on edge
since the corona.
560
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,119
Thank you for rescuing me,
um...
561
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,037
Carl.
562
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,664
Tish.
563
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,540
You kind of came
out of nowhere, Carl.
564
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,252
Oh, no, I just came
from the recliner section.
565
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,255
Right.
Well, I can help you.
566
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,507
Are you looking
for anything in particular?
567
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,802
I'm looking for something
comfortable but not too stuffy.
568
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,972
I got just the thing.
569
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,432
Storage arm,
five-speed massage.
570
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,475
How much is it?
571
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,810
[Tish] Too much.
[laughs]
572
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,188
But I'd love to use
my employee discount for you.
573
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,648
It's 20 percent.
574
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,233
I owe you.
575
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,944
Yeah, I guess you do
kind of owe me.
576
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,073
I could throw in
my phone number too
577
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,908
if you want it.
578
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,077
All right, cool.
579
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,245
Great.
580
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,329
[Tish laughs]
581
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,707
[Veronica]
Okay, let's do books!
582
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,502
How many books
can you count in the class?
583
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,587
-One, good.
-[children] One, two...
584
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,131
-[Veronica] Two.
-[children] ...three...
585
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,173
[Veronica] Uh-huh.
586
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,550
[children] ...four!
587
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,884
[Veronica] Four!
Okay.
588
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,469
So four.
Is that it?
589
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,595
I'll be damned.
590
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,015
There's only four books
in this whole room?
591
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,017
All right,
add it to the table.
592
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,518
[Mrs. Sugar]
Good morning, class.
593
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,522
[children]
Good morning, Mrs. Sugar!
594
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,898
It's time to play
our special game,
595
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,943
and it's your class' turn
to assign roles this week.
596
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,278
[children] Yay!
597
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,946
[Veronica]
Yay! Ooh, yay!
598
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,448
What game are we playing?
599
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,741
It's our weekly
active shooter drill
600
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,536
or, as we like to call it,
"Hide from the bang-bangs."
601
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,288
All right, who wants
to be the shooter?
602
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,665
[children]
Me! Me! Me!
603
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,876
I love the initiative,
but remember, statistically,
604
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,753
most mass shooters are...
605
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,837
white boys.
606
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,755
Yes!
607
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,631
[Mrs. Sugar] Sorry, class.
Accuracy is important.
608
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,092
Now, Chris, come on.
Suit up.
609
00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,427
Here, get this.
610
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,887
[Veronica] This can't be real.
611
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,013
[Mrs. Sugar] Spin it.
612
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,890
All right, off you go.
613
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,766
Get in position.
614
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,851
Okay, who wants to be
"in the bathroom"
615
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,852
or "in the hallway"?
616
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,645
[Amy and Gemma]
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
617
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,024
[Mrs. Cardenas] Okay, you two,
head to the bathroom.
618
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,400
Girls, wait for Mama.
619
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,194
Y'all play this game
every week?
620
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,404
[Amy] Yes, Mommy.
We always win.
621
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,866
I don't see how there can be
any winners in this game.
622
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,537
Okay, ready.
Here we go.
623
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,998
[gunshot]
624
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,500
[Gemma] Mama, hurry, hurry!
625
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,294
I'm coming!
Mama's coming!
626
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,672
Whoo, that kid's gonna need
a hell of a therapist!
627
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,884
heavy rock music
628
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,600
-Clear.
-Clear!
629
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,061
Oh, my goodness.
What do I do?
630
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,522
[Amy and Gemma] Door!
631
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,567
Shields.
632
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,904
Honey, the bullets
will go right through these.
633
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,325
These are where
my brownie pans went?
634
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,743
We made shields.
635
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,413
[sighs]
This is messed up.
636
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,498
I keep you safe, Mommy.
637
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,838
[drill whirring]
638
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,965
And do you wanna know
the worst part of all of this?
639
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,341
Oh, God, not again.
640
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,718
I don't know how much longer
I can take this, Debs.
641
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,429
Do you wanna give me
a safe space to vent
642
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,555
about my relationship,
643
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,224
or do you wanna pay
my regular welding rate?
644
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,267
Fine.
645
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,351
Go ahead.
646
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,729
I mean,
I opened up my life to Sandy:
647
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,482
my daughter, my family,
you guys...
648
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,984
Well, technically,
she's my cousin,
649
00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:04,901
and I fucked her first.
650
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,529
...assuming that she
was doing the same thing,
651
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,739
but she shut me out,
so now I'm sitting here,
652
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,908
butt naked, vulnerable,
and heartbroken
653
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,411
while she's building up
a goddamn border wall
654
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,871
between the two of us.
655
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,664
Hey, guys.
Uh, Mick, talk to you
656
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:18,915
-for a minute?
-Yes, please.
657
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,168
[Debbie] I just don't know
why she would do that to me
658
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,419
after everything
that we've been through.
659
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,504
All right, so I can't find
a place to stash the bikes.
660
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,214
I put some of the parts
in my garage,
661
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,799
but the basement's out.
662
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,551
Look, we gotta get the bikes
off the truck
663
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,262
and figure out a way to sell
them--I need the money.
664
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,347
All right, I might have
a spot for you,
665
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,515
but I'ma need a finder's fee.
666
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,100
On top of your cut
from last night?
667
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,977
Gotta make that bread.
668
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,395
Fine, two percent.
669
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,522
[laughs]
Ten.
670
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,232
-Five.
-Deal.
671
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,233
I'll finish up the ambulance.
672
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,443
We'll go stash the bikes,
all right?
673
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,652
Okay.
674
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,241
[Frank] That hurts.
675
00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,868
Can I get something
for the pain?
676
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,663
[nurse] No, we need you lucid
to rule out a concussion.
677
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,373
Know how you got here?
678
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,542
Not on my own free will.
679
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,504
A woman found you
unconscious and bleeding
680
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,631
behind a dumpster,
681
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,382
called 911.
682
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,802
You're lucky.
Head injuries can be serious.
683
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,223
Is this fine citizen gonna pay
for the ambulance too,
684
00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,683
or what's this
gonna set me back?
685
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,481
So...how did this happen?
686
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,900
I hit my head.
687
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,652
On what?
688
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,988
On a...a pole.
689
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,867
It was, like, hanging down
from the side of a building.
690
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,329
What's your name again?
691
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,373
-Frank.
-Frank what?
692
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,335
G-Gallagher.
693
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:51,508
Can you remember
three words for me?
694
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,344
Blue, handlebar, pedestrian.
695
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,054
Pedestrian, like your question.
696
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,556
Blue, like my balls.
697
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,807
Handlebar.
I got it.
698
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,016
What year is it, Frank?
699
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:04,062
About ten years after I walked
into this fucking ER.
700
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,355
Who's the president?
701
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,481
Vladimir Putin.
702
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,400
Oh, you mean
of the United States?
703
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:09,693
Um...
704
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,112
same...same answer.
705
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:17,284
What words did I ask you
to remember?
706
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,747
I'm not-I'm not playing
this game anymore.
707
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,832
-Are you--
-Gonna need...
708
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,251
gonna need to run
some more tests.
709
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,337
Strap in.
It's gonna take a while.
710
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:33,133
[ambulance siren
wails in background]
711
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,344
[Mickey] Let's move it.
712
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,554
We're late
for our cash pickups.
713
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,472
Better late than dead.
714
00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,277
[Sandy] Zofia! Alek!
We're here!
715
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,117
Come on, help me
get him up.
716
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,162
-[chair lift whirring]
-[whispers] Oh, fuck.
717
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,835
[softly ]Fuck.
718
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,299
[chair lift whirring]
719
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,596
-All right.
-Take this shit off my face.
720
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,805
[indistinct muttering,
swearing]
721
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,432
Get this off my face.
722
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,018
[Milkoviches shouting
indistinctly]
723
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,728
I got it!
724
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,855
[Alek] Come on, bitch, lift
the fucking--just lift it.
725
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,440
[Sammy] I got it, okay?
726
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,816
Should we help?
727
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,110
[Zofia] Can you actually
do something?
728
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,695
No.
729
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,863
[arguing continues]
730
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,365
[Sandy] Come on, you're pulling
on my fucking--
731
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,908
-[Sammy] Agh!
-[Sandy] I need
732
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,242
-a fucking break.
-[Zofia] Ow! Fuck.
733
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,078
[Alek] Oh, shit.
734
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,580
[Sandy] We need to get him up
to the fucking house.
735
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:46,873
[Alek] Hey, should we, uh...
build a ramp?
736
00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,541
[Sandy] A ramp, yeah.
737
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,501
We need to get...
738
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,877
[Milkoviches arguing]
739
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,755
[wheelchair clattering]
740
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:54,714
Go get a ramp.
741
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,549
We need to get him
in the house.
742
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,552
Okay?
743
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,723
Yeah, it's...
744
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,559
weird seeing the old cripple
in pain like that.
745
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,019
[Sammy] Here we go.
Here we go!
746
00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,437
I could walk over there
right now
747
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,815
and scoop his eyeball out
with a spoon.
748
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,484
Couldn't do a damn thing
about it.
749
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,944
You could do that.
750
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,655
Piss on him,
let him air-dry,
751
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,241
use his mouth
for a fucking ashtray.
752
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,492
[Alek] It's not helping.
753
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,661
We gotta get the ramp
on the stairs.
754
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,372
What, you wouldn't feel
the same way if it was Frank?
755
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,460
I don't think
I'd wish that on Frank...
756
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,712
[Zofia]
Come on, you guys.
757
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,922
...or anybody, really.
758
00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,633
Well, Frank's not
a homophobic psychopath
759
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,969
who tortured you every day
for years.
760
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,221
No, he's just an
emotionally abusive alcoholic
761
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,307
who stole my money for drugs,
broke my nose,
762
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,226
tried to profit off my mania.
763
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,064
I guess we both had shit dads.
764
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,192
Let's get the fuck out of here.
765
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,777
Lip, you comin'?
766
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,279
Yep.
767
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,115
Hi.
768
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:02,991
Hey.
769
00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:04,784
How come you haven't returned
my texts?
770
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,703
Uh, I've been a little busy.
771
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,913
-[whispers] Fuck.
-[groans] Ugh...
772
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,832
Who's Royal?
How long have you been married?
773
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,333
Are you getting a divorce?
774
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,586
Shut the fuck up,
775
00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,337
you stinking bitches.
776
00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,047
Jesus Christ.
777
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,800
How the fuck did I end up
with a family full of faggots?
778
00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,844
-[scoffs]
-Your mama liked it up the ass.
779
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,304
-That's how.
-Fuck you, dyke.
780
00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,474
Oh, shut up, or I'll feed you
your colostomy bag.
781
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,058
[sighs]
782
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,810
I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Royal,
783
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,562
but I'm-I'm handling it.
784
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,688
Handling it how?
785
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,815
Uh, I've got it under control.
786
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,317
That's it?
That's...
787
00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:38,985
all you're gonna give me?
788
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,904
Uh...[scoffs]
Debbie, like, I can--
789
00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,989
No, honestly, fuck that.
I'm done.
790
00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,700
Have a good life
with your fucking husband.
791
00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,785
[Alek] Hey!
792
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,369
[laughing] Hey, ah.
793
00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,413
We can cut the legs off this,
794
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,664
use it as a ramp.
795
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,666
Then where do we cut
the drugs, huh,
796
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,043
and clean the guns?
797
00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,252
-Fucking eat?
-Fuck!
798
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,004
-Use your stupid brain, idiot.
-Oh, fuck you, Terry.
799
00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,089
Let's fucking leave him
out here.
800
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,008
You coming?
Come on, Zofia.
801
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,344
Yeah, works for me.
802
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:07,931
God damn it.
803
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:08,890
[door slams]
804
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,183
I understand your concern.
805
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,143
This country is a hotbed
of mass shooters.
806
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,603
Why are we training them
for free?
807
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,771
We're not;
we're teaching
808
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,189
our most vulnerable
how to think quickly,
809
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,650
act defensively
in a high-stress situation.
810
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,901
Any kid with half a brain
811
00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,110
can learn
from one of those drills
812
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,946
how to go about
shooting up a school.
813
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,405
Twenty bucks says
that Chris kid
814
00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,448
is already stockpiling.
815
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,950
Oh, Chris' family are Quaker.
816
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,284
They don't believe in guns.
817
00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,537
I don't feel comfortable
subjecting my girls
818
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,579
to this kind of trauma.
819
00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,831
They are Black girls
in America.
820
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,749
At least at school,
they should be safe.
821
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,292
Well, I'm sorry,
we used our PE money
822
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,586
to give away hot lunches
during the pandemic.
823
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,296
Can't afford gym class,
824
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,673
so pretending to run scared
down the hallway
825
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:42,924
from a crazed shooter's
the only cardio
826
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,050
these kids are gonna get
all week.
827
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,760
It's like what
Mrs. Obama said, right?
828
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:46,928
Kids gotta move.
829
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,471
Don't think
that's what she meant.
830
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,639
Well, I'm sorry.
831
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,016
-Appreciate you coming in.
-[line rings]
832
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:55,019
rock music
833
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,940
[cell phone chimes]
834
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,882
-[knock at door]
-Yo.
835
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,849
Love what you've done
with the place.
836
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,851
Thanks.
Want a beer?
837
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,561
Eh, no, thanks.
838
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,937
Can I talk to you
about something?
839
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:38,980
Yeah.
What's up?
840
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:39,981
I didn't mean to do it,
841
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:42,108
but I did,
and now I can't sleep,
842
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,652
and I keep almost telling
the wrong people about it,
843
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,695
dangerous people.
844
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,030
Okay.
845
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,407
[sighs]
Terry, from next door?
846
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,951
That was my bullet,
from the gun you gave me.
847
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,161
No way!
848
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,705
You shot that fucking racist?
849
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,873
Outstanding.
850
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,708
It doesn't feel outstanding.
851
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,668
Feels like I have to pay
for it somehow,
852
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:01,753
rend my own flesh.
853
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,963
Oh, rend your what?
854
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,715
Penance.
855
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,635
Look, young gun.
856
00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,136
You did what none of us
could do.
857
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,763
You saw a problem on the block
858
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:14,390
and took it into your own hands
to solve it.
859
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,767
Proud of you.
860
00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,727
But you should probably
get rid of that gun
861
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,854
and bulk up a little bit,
862
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,105
just in case.
863
00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:24,108
rock music
864
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,906
[Mickey] Yo, Kev.
865
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,449
How much you want
to let us take over Kev-Fit
866
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,867
for a couple days?
867
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,833
We can stash the bikes in here
till you find some buyers.
868
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,502
You're cool letting us
use your gym?
869
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,463
Am I cool renting out the space
for a few friends?
870
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,381
Yeah.
871
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,258
Only had five paying customers
return after quarantine.
872
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,552
Rudy tore his ass muscle,
so now it's four.
873
00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,638
Besides, I don't know
what you're gonna do with it.
874
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,764
Stash stolen bikes.
875
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,684
[emphatically] I don't know
what you're gonna do with it.
876
00:32:58,977 --> 00:32:59,936
How much?
877
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:00,937
Five percent.
878
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,146
Deal.
879
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,023
-[whistles]
-Unbelievable.
880
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,317
Think you'll at least
break even?
881
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:09,195
Get used to it.
It's a whole new world, Lip.
882
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,947
Every man for himself
after COVID.
883
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,782
-[lighter flicking]
-[Mickey chuckles]
884
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,910
[upbeat Latin music playing
over speakers]
885
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,205
Hey.
886
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,874
Just set your stuff down
over there.
887
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:22,917
Cool.
I'm Debbie.
888
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,169
The hot lesbian
convict handywoman.
889
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:28,840
I know.
Like I said, over there.
890
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,718
Okay.
Ex-convict, actually.
891
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,469
I just got
my ankle bracelet off.
892
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,221
Congratulations.
893
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,056
That calls for a drink
on the house.
894
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,850
Hey, Haley, why don't we, uh,
get her
895
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:40,935
one of those local IPAs?
896
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,395
Hey.
Calista.
897
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,312
Debbie.
898
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,440
I didn't know gay bars
were coming to the South Side.
899
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,359
Yeah, well, uh, Logan Square's
getting too crowded, and...
900
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,362
-Boystown's gotten too loud.
-[Debbie] Ha.
901
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,114
You're not gonna throw
a brick through my window
902
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,407
or weld my door shut,
are you?
903
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,658
'Cause I heard people
around here
904
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,701
don't love outsiders.
905
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,120
As long as you're not
a CrossFit bro or a yogi,
906
00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,748
we welcome
all queer transplants.
907
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,958
So what can I do for you?
908
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,044
Right, um, I was hoping
909
00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:08,171
you could put this up.
910
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,839
[laughs] Subtle.
911
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,299
Yeah.
912
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,135
It was either pussycat
or the rainbow flag.
913
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,846
Good choice.
914
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,352
Two cheeseburger combos
with fries, supersized,
915
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,021
two frozen daiquiris,
two pies,
916
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,355
and a scoop of ice cream.
917
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:27,857
[Tish]
Wow. [chuckles]
918
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,941
You supersized them?
919
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,818
This cop paycheck
ain't gonna spend itself.
920
00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,154
God, it's so cool
that you're so young
921
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,949
and you have, like,
a real-person job.
922
00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,367
[Carl laughs]
923
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,161
[Tish] Do you get benefits?
924
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,245
Even vision.
925
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,039
I've got 20/20,
so it doesn't really matter,
926
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,541
but if I ever need glasses,
I got the hookup.
927
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:49,712
I wear contacts,
and they are expensive.
928
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:50,963
You ever get shot?
929
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,298
I get shot at all the time.
930
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,592
I guess I've just
gotten lucky so far.
931
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,052
Ever seen a dead body?
932
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,221
Lots, but that's just
growing up on the South Side.
933
00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,806
-Mm.
-You from here?
934
00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:01,641
Born and raised.
935
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,017
Why did you become a cop?
936
00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,978
I just wanted to keep an eye
on the neighborhood.
937
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,022
Then there's
the pension, right?
938
00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,775
I feel a lot safer knowing
Officer Carl is out there,
939
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,735
keeping the streets safe,
940
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,028
supersizing meals.
941
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,823
I'm just happy
to be of service, ma'am.
942
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,372
What are we doing here?
943
00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:27,083
We're supposed to be making
a delivery in Bronzeville.
944
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,292
Gonna take a shit.
945
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:31,838
Since when do you come home
to take a...shit!
946
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:34,507
Hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
947
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843
Hey, come on.
It's not worth it.
948
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,052
Don't even think about it,
faggots.
949
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,054
-[Mickey] Shut the fuck up.
-Keep your hands off me,
950
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,973
or I'll shoot you dead.
951
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,853
What are you staring at,
dipshit?
952
00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,980
Mick, pause.
953
00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,483
Think about it.
Is he worth it?
954
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,318
[Terry] Your old man's
a cripple.
955
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,863
Easiest target you'll ever get.
956
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,826
Bet you still miss.
957
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,202
-[trigger cocks]
-[Ian] Fuck.
958
00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,663
[Terry] Go on, do it.
959
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:10,042
You'd be doing me
a favor, pussy.
960
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,966
[breathing shakily]
961
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,681
[whimpering]
962
00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,741
What the fuck was that?
963
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,075
Nothing.
964
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,078
[rock music playing
over speakers]
965
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,830
[Letty] There he is.
966
00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,457
[Frank] Hey.
967
00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,126
Letty.
From last night.
968
00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:56,005
Monica?
969
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,423
[stammering]
970
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,468
Yes, of course.
Whoa.
971
00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,720
You're a sight for sore eyes.
972
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,556
You will not believe
the day I have had.
973
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,891
Drink?
974
00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,268
Barkeep!
975
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,145
Beer for me and the lady.
976
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,940
Put it on my tab.
977
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,400
You don't have a tab.
978
00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:17,652
Well, then start one.
979
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,612
Sure, Frank, why don't I
just wipe my ass
980
00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,322
with some Benjamins
while I'm at it?
981
00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,698
[customer]
Is your weed locally grown?
982
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,784
[Kev] Sure is.
Organic and free-range.
983
00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,827
Let me give you a tour.
984
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,792
Frank, honey, you okay?
985
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,920
I bumped my head.
986
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,129
Aw.
987
00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:40,341
Poor baby.
988
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,677
Do you want me to kiss it
where it hurts?
989
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,457
[chuckles]
990
00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,546
[R&B music playing
over speakers]
991
00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:20,256
Oh, wow, that looks great.
992
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,841
-Yeah, thanks.
-Thank you.
993
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,842
Mm-hmm.
994
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:25,511
Come to our opening tonight.
995
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:28,055
Bring your girlfriend
if she's free.
996
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,224
Not really sure.
997
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,351
If she's free?
998
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,145
If I have a girlfriend.
999
00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,480
Do tell.
1000
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,774
God, where to start?
Okay.
1001
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:42,653
Uh, so I just found out
that she's fucking married...
1002
00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:43,779
to a guy.
1003
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,325
I have no idea
how she met this guy,
1004
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,161
how long they've been together,
if she's still seeing him.
1005
00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,371
I mean, it's not like
I haven't asked.
1006
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,581
All I do is ask.
1007
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,876
She just won't give me
any answers.
1008
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,044
Dude.
1009
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,548
You think she's straight
and just experimenting?
1010
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:05,634
Maybe love is just impossible.
1011
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,720
-Yeah, agreed.
-[chuckles]
1012
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,264
You know Haley.
1013
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:11,265
That's my ex...
1014
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,476
wife--
ex-wife.
1015
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,894
Tell you a secret?
1016
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,062
Yeah.
1017
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:19,899
I, uh...hired you
to make her jealous.
1018
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,654
You wanna give her something
1019
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,490
to make her lose
her mind about?
1020
00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,923
Hey, did you hear BornFree
got broken into last--
1021
00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,674
What are you doing?
1022
00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,179
Rearranging some stuff.
1023
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,391
Rearranging boxes
I've never seen before
1024
00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:56,060
with the BornFree logo on them?
1025
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,272
Brad and I broke in.
1026
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,942
What the fuck?
Why?
1027
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,530
Because I'm-I'm fucking tired,
Tami.
1028
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,240
All right?
I worked my ass off
1029
00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,158
to make this home for us,
and now some hipsters
1030
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,576
are gonna move in?
1031
00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:15,079
You know, Milton gets
to cash in on my work,
1032
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,248
and I get to go live
with Bob?
1033
00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,875
A-and Brad sells BornFree
to some douchebags
1034
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,253
who think a hog
is just a large pig,
1035
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,380
and I get fired,
and I just...
1036
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,882
I just-I needed
to do something.
1037
00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,219
All right?
I-I needed to fix something.
1038
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,637
And if you get caught
1039
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,057
and go to jail,
what is that gonna fix
1040
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,308
for Fred?
1041
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,149
I'm sorry.
1042
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,571
Okay?
I get it.
1043
00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,489
-I fucked up.
-Yeah.
1044
00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,741
[laughing] Oh, you did.
1045
00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,080
I been thinking, you know,
1046
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,790
and-and I can make it right.
1047
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,959
Okay?
The-the house part.
1048
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:04,670
We can't go back to mine.
1049
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,089
The Milkoviches
are a ticking time bomb, right?
1050
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,133
So we leave.
1051
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,137
Okay?
All of us, the Gallaghers.
1052
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,265
We sell the house, all right?
1053
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,517
W-we each take our share,
1054
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,770
and you and I can use that
to get our own place.
1055
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,028
You think your family
would go for it?
1056
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,405
All right, maybe it's time
we make gentrification
1057
00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,990
our friend.
1058
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,452
All right?
We...
1059
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,661
we cash in.
1060
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,664
upbeat music
1061
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,180
[Ian sighs]
1062
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,433
Long fucking day.
1063
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,726
Gotta get over to The Alibi,
1064
00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,436
help your brother
unload those bikes.
1065
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,772
[Terry] Motherfuckers,
get me into the house!
1066
00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:06,440
It's gonna rain out here!
1067
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,317
Shut the fuck up!
1068
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,194
[Terry] Fuck you!
1069
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:18,702
Would you take care of me
if I was paralyzed?
1070
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,709
Yeah.
1071
00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,419
Yeah.
1072
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,754
You'd make a great RealDoll.
1073
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,756
Top you whenever I wanted.
1074
00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:32,967
Asshole.
1075
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:35,427
[Terry] Come and get me,
you ungrateful shits!
1076
00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,472
rock music
1077
00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,183
Be right back.
1078
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,361
[Terry] What the fuck you want?
1079
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,571
Shut it!
1080
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,707
Ouch!
1081
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,584
Aw, your drugs wearing off?
1082
00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,752
You're fucking clumsy.
That's the fucking problem.
1083
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:10,379
Get out and help me push,
tough guy.
1084
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,672
[Terry] Egh.
1085
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,091
-[wheelchair thuds]
-Oh, God.
1086
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:15,968
Can I help?
1087
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,261
Fuck no!
1088
00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,681
Stop looking at me.
1089
00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:25,978
Don't drop me, limp wrist.
1090
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,229
Charming.
1091
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,107
[both grunting]
1092
00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:41,535
I got the door.
1093
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,120
It's locked.
1094
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:45,664
Think we've done enough.
1095
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,541
Fuck you very much.
1096
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,092
That was big of you.
1097
00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:58,719
He's an asshole.
1098
00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,679
I wanna be better than that.
1099
00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,389
Hey.
1100
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,850
You are so much better
than that.
1101
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,272
rock music
1102
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,654
[Veronica] Please tell
Alderman Jenkins
1103
00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:18,572
that I expect
a callback today.
1104
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,616
He's got me canvassing
the whole of the South Side.
1105
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,493
The least he can do
is help me with this.
1106
00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,036
All right, thank you.
1107
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,538
Hey, babe.
How was class mom day?
1108
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,706
Did you know
that they are running
1109
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,083
active shooter drills
at that school?
1110
00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,793
Yeah, I talked to the girls
about it last night.
1111
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,586
I gave them our brownie pans
1112
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,712
so they could use it
as shields.
1113
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,797
How'd that work out?
1114
00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,881
It did not work out.
1115
00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,925
We hid in a bathroom
for half an hour.
1116
00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,134
I had to turn away some kid
1117
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,678
who was trying to get in there
for shelter.
1118
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,471
He got pretend shot
out there
1119
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,348
and had to act
like he was dead, Kev.
1120
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,016
-Dead.
-Sounds kind of fun.
1121
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,601
It wasn't.
I spent my whole day
1122
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,561
trying to put an end
to those drills--
1123
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,688
What's that?
1124
00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:52,106
I'm cleaning out Kev-Fit.
1125
00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:54,566
Some people just left
some old, sweaty equipment
1126
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,485
-before the quarantine.
-What kind of stuff?
1127
00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,113
Oh, jump rope, weights,
some basketballs.
1128
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:02,449
[rock music playing
over speakers]
1129
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787
Kev, we can use this
1130
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,956
to bring gym class back
for the girls.
1131
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,499
You think anyone'll miss it?
1132
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,875
Members got 'rona and died, V.
1133
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,086
I don't think anybody's
coming back for it.
1134
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:17,840
Yes, this is good.
I can use this.
1135
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,800
And now all I gotta do
is get Black folks
1136
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,135
moving back
into the neighborhood.
1137
00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:22,678
Black folks
don't shoot up schools.
1138
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,012
When Mikaela
has a problem with Laquon,
1139
00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,514
she knows she gotta go
to his mama's house,
1140
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,473
handle it there.
1141
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,058
White folks are the only ones
1142
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,936
running around with AR-15s
strapped to their chest.
1143
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,564
Guns should've been outlawed
hundreds of years ago.
1144
00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:34,815
Machine guns, yeah.
1145
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,943
All guns.
What's anyone need a gun for?
1146
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,195
Protection.
1147
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,613
Kev?
1148
00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,867
What?
1149
00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:58,589
Well, well, well.
1150
00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,966
What do we have here?
1151
00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:05,471
Holy shit.
1152
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,149
It's the end of an era,
my worthy foe.
1153
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:22,070
I admit, I wish you had fallen
by my sword,
1154
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,865
but an act of God
will have to do.
1155
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,493
-[groans]
-[softly] Shoot me.
1156
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,579
Did you say something?
1157
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,456
I said shoot me.
1158
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,628
I'd share with you,
1159
00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:40,339
but I don't know
how you drink now.
1160
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,299
Probably a sippy cup, eh?
1161
00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:50,265
Do not go gently
into that good night.
1162
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:52,518
You know what that means?
1163
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,147
It's Welsh for "giving up
is for pussies."
1164
00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:00,901
I never took you
for a coward, Terry.
1165
00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,611
A racist, yeah.
1166
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,488
Stinking redneck, definitely.
1167
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,365
But a coward...
1168
00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,493
...that's new.
1169
00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:24,716
We had some good days, though,
1170
00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:27,344
running the South Side,
1171
00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,096
battling over territory,
1172
00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:32,224
the Milkoviches
versus the Gallaghers.
1173
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,810
[Terry]
Yeah, it was a goddamn saga.
1174
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,728
[Frank] For the history books.
1175
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,023
I guess the least I could do...
1176
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,902
...is a mercy killing.
1177
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,405
May you go with dignity.
1178
00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,456
Nah.
1179
00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:59,501
rock music
1180
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:10,053
I just don't like you
that much.
1181
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,604
Have a good night.
1182
00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,565
[laughs]
1183
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:33,076
Fucking Gallaghers.
1184
00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,878
[Sandy] Debs.
1185
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,755
Can we talk?
1186
00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:47,841
melancholy rock music
1187
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,136
Scram.
1188
00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:53,639
Come on, fuck off.
1189
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,808
Here we are
1190
00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,312
We had a ball
1191
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,940
- Are you having fun...
-I do wanna tell you things.
1192
00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,399
It's not that I don't.
1193
00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,151
It's just...
1194
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,863
some things, I really don't
like to think about.
1195
00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,867
Okay.
1196
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,164
When I met Royal...
1197
00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:22,167
Can you turn around?
1198
00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,669
-Hmm?
-Can you turn around?
1199
00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,045
I think this might be easier
1200
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,464
if I don't have to look
at your face.
1201
00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,632
Okay.
1202
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,134
Just...
[clears throat]
1203
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:33,971
Here I go
1204
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,601
[sighs]
1205
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,562
When I met Royal,
1206
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,691
I was 15...
1207
00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:47,442
in a tight spot.
1208
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,820
I mean, you know my family.
You get it.
1209
00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,363
[chuckles]
1210
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,575
And he offered me
a better life,
1211
00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:57,452
so I said yes.
1212
00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:59,329
We got married.
1213
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:02,958
I tried to make it work.
1214
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,669
I-I really fucking did, but...
1215
00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,548
...I had to get out.
1216
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:14,803
So I've been going
from car to couch ever since.
1217
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,305
And no matter
how shitty things are,
1218
00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:21,393
at least I know I never have
to be with that fucker again.
1219
00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:27,190
So you don't have to worry.
There's...nothing going on.
1220
00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,577
I love you.
1221
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,747
What?
1222
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,040
I love you.
1223
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,336
Shit.
1224
00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:51,590
I think I might love you too.
1225
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,844
[Tish] Wow.
1226
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:58,305
I love your place.
1227
00:50:58,346 --> 00:51:00,724
[chuckles]
And the recliner.
1228
00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,934
-[chuckles]
-Great choice.
1229
00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,229
Oh.
1230
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,866
Your benefit package is huge.
1231
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,744
[both giggle]
1232
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,287
[Tish] Mm.
1233
00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:30,545
disquieting rock music
1234
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,345
Hang on.
Let me find a condom first.
1235
00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:40,305
Oh, it's okay.
I don't need it.
1236
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,349
Honestly, it feels
so much better without it.
1237
00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,267
I know, for me too,
trust me, but...
1238
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,436
-I just have this one rule.
-[Tish] Come on.
1239
00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,522
Officer,
it's not that big a deal.
1240
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,982
Look, I do it all the time.
I never got pregnant.
1241
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:54,778
Just-just pull out.
1242
00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:02,911
[Tish] Mm, mm.
1243
00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,918
[laughter]
1244
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,086
It would be so hot
1245
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,255
if I could really feel you
inside me right...
1246
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,757
[Carl]
Oh. Oh, shit.
1247
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,427
[Tish moaning]
1248
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:25,350
[Carl sighs]
1249
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,018
I had a really nice time.
1250
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,187
Uh...yeah.
[chuckles]
1251
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:30,313
I'd love to do this again.
1252
00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:32,649
-Yeah. [chuckles]
-Tomorrow?
1253
00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:33,692
Sure.
1254
00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:34,901
Great.
It's a date.
1255
00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,028
-I'll cook.
-[chuckles]
1256
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:39,990
-Bye.
-Bye.
1257
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,578
What's the matter, Carl?
You couldn't get it up?
1258
00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:45,787
No, I came.
1259
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,873
You couldn't make her come?
1260
00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:48,999
[Carl] No.
1261
00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,459
[Frank]
Happens to the best of us.
1262
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:54,629
The female anatomy
is a wondrous mystery.
1263
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:55,505
It's really not.
1264
00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,091
[Carl] Something weird
happened with that girl.
1265
00:52:58,133 --> 00:52:59,217
Her name was Tish.
1266
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,218
Yeah, that is weird, man.
1267
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,344
Shut up.
I wanna hear this.
1268
00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:03,388
She didn't wanna use
a condom, but I did.
1269
00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,182
You know,
I tried to put one on anyway,
1270
00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,766
but she was all over me,
1271
00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,476
kissing, grabbing.
1272
00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,978
And then when I was ready,
I tried to pull out,
1273
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,271
but she wrapped her legs
so tight
1274
00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,815
and wouldn't let me, and...
1275
00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,942
I-I don't know what happened.
1276
00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:18,403
I...guess...
1277
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,488
she did it with me.
1278
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:23,200
I-I don't know.
It's hard to explain.
1279
00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,577
No, it's not.
She raped you.
1280
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,163
What?
No, I wanted to have sex.
1281
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,875
Well, did you wanna have sex
with her without a condom?
1282
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:32,542
No.
1283
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,544
[Debbie] Did you tell her that?
1284
00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,503
Yeah.
1285
00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:38,089
And she ignored that boundary.
1286
00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:39,507
I guess.
1287
00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:42,510
You're lucky
you got to raw-dog her, son.
1288
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:46,848
Most women carry
their own condoms these days.
1289
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,767
-[Lip] Hey!
-[Debbie] Hey.
1290
00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:51,228
Good, I was, uh, hoping
to catch you all home.
1291
00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:52,229
-[Ian] Yo.
-We wanted to talk
1292
00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:53,355
to y'all about something.
1293
00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,439
[Debbie] You pregnant?
1294
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,523
No. Um, we wanted--
1295
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,234
-[Ian] You're dying.
-No, just...hold on.
1296
00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:00,487
Jesus Christ, could we just
have a, uh, family meeting?
1297
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:01,821
-All right?
-How long is it gonna take?
1298
00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,782
I'm fucking starving, Lip.
1299
00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,951
We, uh...
1300
00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:08,578
we were thinking
we wanna sell the house.
1301
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:14,125
You know, I mean this house,
the, uh...the Gallagher house.
1302
00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,669
You know, if we fix it up
a little bit,
1303
00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,088
like Tami and I did
with Milton's,
1304
00:54:18,129 --> 00:54:20,298
uh, we could make
a nice profit.
1305
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,967
We'd each take our share,
1306
00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,427
and, uh, you know, we could...
1307
00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:26,429
get on with our lives.
1308
00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:37,983
[elevated train
rattling in background]
1309
00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:40,819
Fuck that.
1310
00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:42,946
Good idea, but no way.
You're not selling my house.
1311
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:46,449
-[Ian] We're in.
-[all arguing]
1312
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,163
[Ian] It's not your house.
1313
00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:55,083
[arguing continues, muffled]
1314
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,211
pensive guitar music
1315
00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,519
"My name is Frank Gallagher.
1316
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,439
I live at 2119 Wallace..."
1317
00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,819
Dementia?
1318
00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,489
Anywhere with my heart
1319
00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,075
Only small things hurt
1320
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:31,703
All the small things live
1321
00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:34,331
Places you can't stay
1322
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:45,800
I say you fooled it all
1323
00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,850
[phones ringing]
[indistinct chatter]
1324
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,148
Can I help you?
1325
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,191
Yeah, yeah.
1326
00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:03,943
I'm here to report
a sexual assault.
1327
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,653
[sighs]
1328
00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:08,323
Another woman falls prey
to the patriarchy.
1329
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,574
What's her name?
1330
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,745
Uh...Carl...uh, Carl.
1331
00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:19,292
Ah, the good ole days
1332
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:20,960
Hey, Dr. Mantis
1333
00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:24,381
My brain's
not quite together
1334
00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:26,424
I've got just the thing
1335
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,594
Gonna make it all
quite better
1336
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:32,055
Remember, ah ah
1337
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,599
The good ole days
1338
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,227
Remember, ah ah
1339
00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,646
The good ole days
1340
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:42,399
Remember, ah ah
1341
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:53,075
The good ole days
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