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This is a Cal Vista presentation.

Oh.

Isn't there any scotch left, Helene? No money, no alcohol.

Couldn't you sell that series about pop singers?

Yes, my darling little husband. But I had to pay the rent, the telephone, gas

and electricity, and I had to get my camera fixed.

So as for your whiskey, it'll be for next time.

Ah,

no, I told you, I hate being photographed.

Grouch.

I'll put a record on.

Okay, I'm going to work.

Tango, tango. Life of honeybees in Sweden. What a creepy job.

This is awful.

Just awful.

Oh!

Drop what you're doing.

Come and see this.

Come quickly.

What is it? I'm busy.

What do you want?

Look. See for yourself.

Over there. Oh, my God.

Oh, that body.

Let me get my camera.

Oh, stop your photos.

Come on.

I'm excited.

Is it yesterday's girl?

Mm -hmm. And here's you.

We sure had fun.

Yes, I came a lot, too.

Our mystery neighbor got us quite excited together.

Is she still there?

I don't think so. I looked, but I didn't see her.

Well, I'm hungry.

Okay, me too.

About the importance of culture on the pollution of lettuce.

are you up to?

Binoculars. Here we are.

Now, let's see.

Come and see. It's her.

The girl across the street?

Yes, she's sitting there.

What time is it? Ten o 'clock. She's a night owl.

Let me see.

Give them to me for a minute.

Yeah.

My name is Frank. Can I buy you a drink?

Are you in the mood for sex?

You mean here?

Now? Right here?

No.

Next door at my place.

Do you want a lot of money?

I was going to offer you some.

Oh, boy.

Shall we go?

Yes.

Turn off the light. They're going to make love.

You think so?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

lazy boy. You didn't finish your work last night.

Did you finish yesterday's pictures?

Yeah, they must be ready by now. You want to see them right away?

Yeah, I'd like to. Could you get them now?

Boy, this coffee is really good.

Here they are.

Oh, nice.

You like them?

Are you kidding? This one really turns me on. Oh, yeah?

really go for her, huh? Ow!

Hey, easy.

Let's just get... There.

There's what you want.

The young woman is Swedish.

The night watchman told me everything.

Her name's Greta. She's very rich. She gives big tips and does whatever she

wants to do.

You see, to be able to visit her room, I had to wiggle my ass for the watchman.

It's lucky he was sensitive to my charms and got turned on.

Don't you want her anymore?

Yes, of course.

But before I went to her hotel, I went to the sound installation group that I

took photographs for last month.

So what?

I borrowed some equipment from them and installed it in our Swedish girl's room.

Now we'll be able to hear her loving and coming.

You hid a microphone in her room? Exactly.

Then I gave instructions to the night watchman.

He accepted happily after we had a phenomenal time.

You're marvelous.

Thank you.

No.

I want to dress you myself.

Mm -hmm.

That's so good.

Kiss me.

Of course, dear sir. I know that it's unacceptable to have a corrector's

corrections corrected.

It won't happen again.

Yes, I know, but... Goodbye.

What an idiot.

Why didn't you tell him? What?

That he's an old idiot.

Oh, very funny. Very funny indeed.

Without that job, we would have nothing to live on.

Who do you think we are, Miss Sweden?

Over there.

I think she went bye -bye.

I doubt it.

Her luggage is still here.

Well, what do you know?

Is she here?

Uh -huh.

What's she doing?

She's lifting her dress up and lying on the bed.

Put the sound on.

She's sitting in the cafe, and two guys are talking to each other. I have an

idea.

Oh, hey.

Hello?

Good evening, sir. I'd like to talk to Greta, the young blonde.

Thank you.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm adding fuel to the fire.

Hello, Greta?

You don't know me, but my husband and I have been watching you for a few days.

We noticed that you like the company of many men.

That's why you go to the cafe, isn't it?

You know what I mean?

You're crazy. You're spoiling it.

Yes, we know all about you.

You're Swedish, your name is Greta, and you made love a few hours ago.

We know you spent a few days in Rome.

Exactly, we're watching you.

My husband and I watch you making love.

We can see everything.

You're completely nuts.

So, I thought you'd like to join us in our game.

Oh, well, we could explain to you what we want to watch you doing. It may be

exciting for you to participate.

Let me explain it to you.

Oh, you've blown it.

Lots of fun and good sex.

How about starting now?

Good.

See those two guys?

Ask them to carry your cases up to your room.

When you're in the room with them, seduce them.

Certainly.

You're knowing my husband and I are making love while watching you with

men.

I'm certain you'll like it.

See you soon.

It'll never work.

You're very kind to help me. It's nothing. Say it's our weakness. We can't

refuse anything to a woman.

Yes, women get their way with us.

You're very sweet.

Would you care for a drink?

Fruit juice.

Wine. I have cognac.

All right.

Not for me. Never any alcohol.

You're very healthy.

You haven't any vices?

Yes, women. As soon as I see a woman, I... Shut up. She's a lady.

No. I'm interested.

Well, all women excite me.

Really? Do I excite you? Well, it's just that... He doesn't dare.

Oh. In that case, I think I'll have to check for myself.

Let me see.

Well, fancy that.

My turn.

You want some too?

It's so good.

Oh, it's you.

Are you happy?

Yes.

But I didn't come.

And I really want to come.

But I'm going to help you and guide you.

Okay?

Why don't you lie down on the bed and caress your pussy?

And now caress your breasts slowly.

Do it.

watching me?

Bruno's rubbing his cock against me.

Put your fingers on your clit.

Rub it gently.

Are you still watching?

Sound like you're getting excited.

Wonderful.

Bruno's got a heart on.

It's long.

And big.

Bruno's getting turned on.

So am I, too.

These photographs of Greta having a ball.

Blackmail? Oh, no, silly. They're souvenirs.

Ah. But now let's clean up. Someone's coming.

Who? Jacqueline Khalid. She wrote Good Night, Good Night Swallows.

Oh. Do you have to take her picture? Yes, I do.

Did you read her book?

Yes, it's awful. Very bad.

She's the kind of woman who always wants to lecture everyone.

Well, shoot her from a bad angle. Make her ugly. Oh, come on. My reputation.

No, I'll make her look pretty.

The old horse.

Now clean up your mess.

Hello.

Did you find it easily? Of course.

Can we start now? I have very little time.

There is a lecture tonight about occult science in the 19th century, and I don't

want to be late.

What are we shooting today? The bust or just the face?

Doesn't matter. Just make it fast. That's all I ask.

Good afternoon.

Hello there.

Don't you have anything less severe?

No. I'm not here to make glamour shots.

But that's not flattering.

All the better.

I don't sell my face, just my vast talent and intellectual strength.

I'll do my best.

What time is it now?

About five o 'clock.

Oh, God, my lecture.

Listen, go to your lecture and come back around midnight for your pictures if

you want.

Oh, thank you.

You're very kind.

I'll blow them up tonight and you'll have them tomorrow morning as arranged.

Thank you. We're going out, too.

We'll meet you at the cafe next door at midnight.

All right.

You've got something on your mind.

You bet.

They're both there.

This will be fun.

Hello, is Greta there?

Hello, Greta?

Yes, it's me.

Say, would you like a woman?

There's one on the terrace.

Now listen.

I must sit down with you.

Why is that?

Do you believe in signs?

But do you know me?

No, but the moon told me to show you the mark of the occult forces which rule my

existence. Follow me.

But I don't understand.

Follow me. You must. Where are you taking me?

Wait. We must summon the vibes.

We must be naked.

I must go.

No, no.

You must stay. You have no reason to be scared.

Kiss you now.

One must resist the forces of the moon.

Would you like to make love?

You're crazy.

What's the matter?

Don't you feel like you want to make love to me?

Don't.

Do you have the pictures?

Oh, sure.

Just sit down right over there.

Thank you.

Now, I won't be long. I'll take care of it right now.

Hello? Café de Square.

I'd like to speak to Miss Greta, please.

Hello?

This is your guiding lady's husband.

We want you to find a couple.

Leave the cafe, come up here, and we'll have some fun.

Maybe you pushed her too far.

It's like the other day with Jacqueline. Now she calls me all the time. What you

should do is get Greta back on to men.

I tell you, Greta will do exactly what I say.

But after that?

After that, she'll have me.

Do you think she'll want to? Do you think so?

Well, if we are in her place, it's not to talk about the weather.

She's pretty.

Yeah, real pretty.

Oh, watch it. Here she is.

I still have a bottle of champagne.

Would you like some?

Sure.

I'll open it.

It's so hot in here.

Just make yourself comfortable.

Yeah, yeah, do that.

Okay.

This will cool you off.

Mmm.

Oh.

You're right.

We must make love to her.

Hello, Greta?

It's us.

This time, you're going to come up with another couple.

The first one to sit down next to you.

Are you coming down?

That's good.

What are you doing?

Hurry up. We're finally going to get her. She mustn't know it's us.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Thank you.

We were both there with you, in your room.

We love you.

We want to see more of you.

I'm really sorry to hurt you this way, but I'm leaving for home in the morning,

so I won't see you again.

Goodbye.

She's leaving us.

It was like a dream.

Hello?

Yes, sir. It's for you.

Hello?

Yes, I'll catch up on the work.

I was ill.

Goodbye, sir.

Please.

Hmm.

Greta.

I was bored being away from you.

It's marvelous here.

I've come to live with the two of you.

Helene knew it.

It's for your enjoyment that I left her my room.

She took your place?

If you want, we both will take turns with you.

Mm.